Have you considered getting laid instead of playing with children's toys all day?

Have you considered losing some weight instead of sitting on your fat ass all day?

Gonna need source user

Have you?

Once I can pirate women, sure. If I have to put any money or effort to it, no. I won't allow roasties to have any control over my life, if getting laid doesn't happen on its own, I'm fine jerking it to pornhub or whatever.

It's a skill, practice.

You'll look like a moron for a while but it gets easier, on the positive side if a girl likes you she will think it's cute you're a spaghetti master around her.

am i allowed to do both?

My body type. fridge.

no

imagine being such a sexless tranny you come on video game board all day telling people to do something you'll never achieve yourself, since you yourself spend your day telling to have sex on gaming website, for free.

>3D girls

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>think I want a gf
>finish jerking off
>instantly go back to video games refreshed
>feel like a king
or
>spend most of my time with said gf
>have sex
>can't play video games afterwards because they want to lay in bed and do gay shit like cuddling
>have to spend money on gf
>mostly annoying because 95% of women are walking NPCs

Even that huge whale wouldn't dare to look at me.

Okay usually I dont like fatties but FUCK she's cute. Muh dick

deflate

Have you considered eating less and working out more?

I kind of love her, I don’t know why

Yes, but I'm ugly and I'd rather fuck my hand than some shit-tier woman on the same level as me.

nah, too much work breh

GOD I'M SO LONELY

>they always tell you "have sex"
>they never tell you what to do afterwards

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Last friday I got laid from my job

>implying it's a choice

Getting laid regularly doesn't make me not want to play video games

Work out, eat better, play less vidya, don’t say nigger. That’s it.

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I like fat chicks and video games. OP bitch is cute. Actually I like all types of women because I'm hyper hetero, I just won't fuck bitches who are too thin or too fat and that OP bitch ain't too fat. I'd like to give her my joystick

twitter.com/nsfw_chan

24/7 Hentai

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I already nüt, your attacks remain ineffective

now im horny for sierra skye gonna jerk off

just be yourself

Sorry bro, good luck finding a new job.

sauce? Asking for a friend

I can't even make friends much less a girlfriend at this point.

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That's a big bitch

Bad idea

big tits are so feminine

Rosseter has been feeding Versiris well

Who is your favorite artist?

This is like the boomer catchphrase of 'walk up to the manager and look em' in the eye and give them a firm handshake'
Aka a trite, meaningless platitude

Yeah but the last of my kids just moved out to college and my wife hit menopause so i've got nothing to do with all of my free time but play video games.

Sex is overrated. It’s just a shit load of build up and when it happens you just get disappointed because you get the same feeling from jerking off.

>don’t say nigger
guess i'm skipping sex

God i want a fatfu so much.

>my joystick
epic gamer reference breh

i have severe cluster b personality disorders that stop me from getting the help i need to be normal

ill be your friend

>being on Yea Forums in your late 50s
What the fuck is wrong with you

Her right tit is a full cup size larger than the left one

asanagi

Imagine the breeding.

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I'll just disappoint u :(

This looks exactly like my friends ex girlfriend.
His suicide still hurts

Thanks just trying to keep it Vidya even though OP is a faggot for not showing more of that cutie

Don't jerk off for like a week, and climaxing feels fucking incredible especially in the right mood.

is it true that having fat thighs pushes the labia together and makes the pussy tighter?

She's huge but got a cute face. So you can bet that she thinks she's a 10/10

>even fat disgusting land whales have men tripping over each other for their pussy
>Women think they "have it hard"

FAT