Playing witcher 3 for the very furst time on my living room

Not in front of other people, you weirdo.

>shove him

>gerald
>gamga

Let me guess - you are some vietnamese nigger peasant playing a chinese dub or some poor people shit? Or just a pasty niggardly germ?

You only think this because of catholic church manipulation.

I don't have sex

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based

>Literally everyone has sex

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Your granny knows more about sex than you, nothing to be ashamed about.

Americans

Grannys dont have sex

people are weird about you putting horrifying computer puppets fucking each other on a screen in the living room or family space

get some perspective

verywellhealth.com/sex-in-nursing-homes-197767

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But why are movies and tv shows with sex scenes so widespread and accepted?

delete

because they're not associated with weirdos like you

don't you get it

at least it's The VVitcher and not Cyberclownworld 2077

Because two human beings having sex is a normal and natural thing. Some guy spending 10 hours on a computer making his OC knock boots is weird as fuck. How is this hard to comprehend.

I'm not weird though. I have a very normie tier job. I work in HR.

>I'm not weird though
>I work in HR

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what is that... creature on the left?

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if you recently awoke from a coma and never heard the name caitlyn jenner i recommend you go right back to sleep m8

But HR is like one of the most normie jobs you can have

wrong. HR is past normie in the other direction

DELET

a stunning and brave woman in 2019

If you're going to start to shift an argument from the event itself to the production cycle then how the fuck a scripted act where neither party is not particularly interested in performing which is being filmed and observed by dozens of people on set in order to be watched by millions of not billions of people is normal or natural? This is not a product of love, or intimacy or done for reproduction.

But HR is braindead profession and full of average nomie women

HR is I'm-a-fucking-alien tier, it's literally weirder than being a neet weeb

I know who he is

This is awesome, could you imagine granny sue and her loose dry cunt going up and down on your cock,

But thats not true at all. HR is like the number one job for normie women as they are too dumb for stuff like science or engineering.

I can't make you comprehend the mind of a normal, functional human being. If you can't understand why someone would think one is clearly more uncomfortable than the other you're beyond explanation. I hope for everyone else's sake you don't spend much time around other people.

I thought people sop having sex at like late 40s? I assume my parents didnt have any sex after I was born which was when they were in their mid 30s.

I know. Imagine the kind of mentally ass backwards deranged fuck that has a functioning brain and still works in HR.

theyre fucking right now user

*stop

This is seen as weird for a reason. Religious or not, how would you feel if you had a serious appointment and your boss talks to you while having fun with his ugly obese secretary? Wouldnt that be awkward?

>Literally everyone has sex

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fuck no, old people fuck like crazy and spread stds like crazy too

You are all Americans, aren't you

i can tell you for a fact your mom is having sex right now user because im the one fucking her.

I'm playing devil's advocate here, but you're not particularly good with arguments. So next time at least try to back your opinions with something more substantial than "lmao u dunt gettid cuz ur a loser".

It would be ok if she was hot and not obese

They shouldnt be accepted neither. Same for sword decapitations & ultra violence.

Why? Thats not very mature. They should have more sense at that stage of their life.

I'm not even who you're arguing with, I was just agreeing with the other guy that if you can't understand the mindset of a normal person who would find it weird, you have fucking brain problems. This isn't a debate class, you don't have to play devil's advocate you autistic freak.

You know where your parents came from right?

You should stop with the JAVs, user.

>tfw even old people score more than me

Having sex is degenerate unless you love the person you are having sex with.

Damn user, why are you condemning yourself to never having sex?

That's exactly WHY this whole thing is supposed to be intimate : some would say "f yeah we could live in a society where everyone could do it everywhere, no censorship!" They all forget that not everyone looks like a supermodel. They don't think how disgusting it would be if your favourite middle aged fat cashier was getting some action with a grumpy old dude in the supermarket. Or seeing 2 gays while you're a straight person.

Good thing I love my 8yo son and 9yo daughter :)

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Sex only belongs in loving relationship. One night stands are degenerate

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>i just wanted him to give her a harmless little kiss not impregnate her
well, atl least half of your concerns can be assuaged, both geralt and yennefer are infertile.

neither did the actors in the game, retardo.

Is that so?

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praise the lord

>Don't get why people get so weird about sex. Literally everyone normal has sex
Fixed. Everything spins around sex. Your failed as human being if you didn't had sex at least once

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brehs, should I replay witcher 3? it's easily 100+ hours and it seems daunting to replay it but I really need a good game to get lost in

>implying actors on TV are actually having sex
>implying tv sex scenes don't involve some guy spending hours in a set making his OCs pretend to knock boots

if you got time sure
install some mods