You're walking along one day when suddenly motherfucking Akuma steps in front of you and says "My name is Akuma! Master of the Fist! Show me your power!"
What do?
You're walking along one day when suddenly motherfucking Akuma steps in front of you and says "My name is Akuma! Master...
Landon Jenkins
Owen Myers
furiously start jerking off and crying
Andrew Morales
Sandbag, he only targets and kills opponents he knows or thinks are strong.
Ian Roberts
Kick him square in the nuts.
Ian Gutierrez
Gun
Ethan Bennett
ugh
his name is Gouki, you fat nigger
Logan Ortiz
This board only speaks the universal language, english.
Jason Jackson
You would all die in a split second.
Benjamin Foster
I'd flex to show him my true "power" and then he'd just walk away shaking his head and mumbling something about millennials.
Angel Reyes
I run away as fast as I can.
Easton Murphy
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Dominic Gray
low parry him
Benjamin Clark
This is the safest bet. Akuma only fights people that could challenge him.
Ayden Brooks
I ask if he's got any fruit to sell. Kids need their vitamins.
Alexander Barnes
Quickly call and hire Devil May Cry agency to take care of him.
Andrew Cox
instantly start doing the floss-carena
Dominic Reed
>"master of the fist"
I dunno man sounds kinda gay to me, I'll pass
Bentley Long
Tell him that I'm stronger than him because I submit to nothing while he is a slave to the Dark Hadou, and however many opponents he defeats, it doesn't matter as he has not done it with his own strength but with a force that controls and consumes him. Then smile in satisfaction as he likely caves my skull in.
Jace Garcia
I am Akuma! And I will teach you the meaning of pain!
Easton Peterson
I throw this at him and when he gets stunned from the volume being at max I use my insta kill
Evan Thompson
Fuck off "gouki"
Julian King
>Here bro have some chocolate
>Than- A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
>HEAR ME AND OBEY
Landon Garcia
Tell him to take his cheating ass back to Street Fighter, i hate fireballs in my tekken.
Tyler Lopez
As much as those annoyed me, especially when he starts spamming them like crazy, it's not that much worse than Devil Kazuya's laser for example.
Nathaniel Rivera
slap his ass
Landon Bell
Walk away slowly. He’d pretty much be able to immediately tell that I’m not worth his time
Alexander Perez
Show him how hard I can pee
Hudson Gutierrez
Is shotgun Akuma the canon strongest?
Levi Diaz
I'd probably fight him as he doesn't fight anyone he doesn't deem worthy.
I'd probably buy some fruit from him too
Zachary Phillips
>True Ogre
>Devil
You haven't been paying attention then. Tekken always had projectiles.
Brody Cooper
Summon my stand : master of High fives!
Logan Allen
yell "LP LP FORWARD LK HP" and hope he chuckles and says "Heh. You're alright, kid."
Nolan Rivera
THE VIRGIN BISON
Vs
THE ALSO VIRGIN BUT NONETHELESS CHAD AKUMA
Thomas Ross
Taunt hoping that he taunts too