Guys... i did it! I finally had sex! With a live girl! Who consented! It literally just happened! It felt the best!
AMA before I fall asleep from euphoria
Guys... i did it! I finally had sex! With a live girl! Who consented! It literally just happened! It felt the best!
what age was she?
based now put your mind to something else
How old are you?
let me guess
"18"
Congrats, that's one milestone down.
Now get some sleep and work on your next goal in the morning.
GJ, now maybe stop obsessing so much about simple things and just try to live your life
Good, soon you'll realize that it's not that big a deal and just something nice to have available to you
Fuck off. Have sex.
Dilate
You don't belong here anymore.
>available to you
spbp
Pics or it didn't happen.
Let me guess, it was a hooker?
Congrats man, it will only become easier from now on.
Now you get to call other virgins and incels.
Just wait until she decides you're not worth associating with any more.
You'll feel worse than you ever felt before
did she cum bro?
welcome to the shit on virgins club user
I lost my virginity when I was 14 the fuck is with you people
pics or it didn't happen.
I'm sorry for you
Lost my virginity when I was 9, have been an incel since though.
ok
Eh
I want to kill myself, I never had sex. I'm 27, no one will ever love me and I'm going to die alone anyway. I don't deserve anything good.
It's luck in our day and age, you have to consider how many distractions are for a modern kid with all the Vidya and media, add strict household and disfunctional parents that kill any confidence in you and you get a whole generation of late bloomers.
I was that way too, everything your dad ever said about doing sports and video games being a waste of time is true.
Not video games
>14
I lost mine when I was 12, fucks wrong with you did you not experiment with your sister as a kid?
You don't deserve anything good because you are too afraid to make yourself uncomfortable.
There is nothing cringy about asking out random people, it's all in your head.
good
go ahead
>nothing cringy about asking out random people
Objectively wrong. There is nothing more cringy you can do
>I was that way too, everything your dad ever said about doing sports and video games being a waste of time is true.
I actually agree with you about the first parts with distractions, and the advent of easy-to-consume hardcore porn is probably the worst offender. That being said, playing hockey from childhood into adulthood certainly raised my confidence, self-esteem, and also put me in shape. So I disagree with it being a waste
Now that you mention it I had a neighborhood girl that I'd get naked with and wed play with eachother but never sex, no. And i dont have a sister you weirdo
Umm sweatie are you having sex right now? No? Shut up then, incel
Same here, I'm 29
If you seriously think that all women make the first moves, you're an idiot. The only ones that do are insane or desperate because they have a kid
No one gives a fuck.
Are you guys like massively obese or incredibly fucking stupid? Did you get hit in the face with a weed wacker?
Perhaps you should have acted more open and welcoming towards others, tard. It's still not too late to change. Practice in front of a mirror if you have to. You're old enough to be able to figure it out.
Either stop being a fucking wimp and go build a relation and have sex, or accept your fate and embrace 2D. Either way stop being a failed normalfag.
29 here
I look decent and in shape
I've never been a neet and am an engineer
so no
Not really, sports keep you physically active and teach you camaraderie which is an essential part of every child's growth. There's a reason kids who had no effort put into them by parents usually turn into lowlifes with little interests other than media or drugs.
it's a doggy dog world out there
>work at a psych ward
>tfw even the secluded schizos have gfs
I feel more freakish than the patients
bro if you have your own place ontop of that there is really no excuse
I recently had sex. I didn't feel shit. My hand feels way better than a loose STD riddled pussy with a condom on.