The Doomslayer™ is so BADASS! RIP AND TEAR™!

The Doomslayer™ is so BADASS! RIP AND TEAR™!

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>I like the qtes in Doom 2016

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It's so fucking METAL and BADASS when you press F to watch a TOTALLY BRUTAL mini cutscene.

Quality thread OP

Really based

agreed fellow chad!

Filthy dumb samefagging wojack scum

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Did you want to talk about the game? Did you want to make fun of it? Why couldn't you just say "I think Doomslayer as a name is stupid, and I dislike the glory kills" or whatever it is the fuck that's actually bothering you. Instead, you'd rather fish for internet points and get sick (you)s. If I'm wrong and you're just being ironic fuck you. Just say something without your 90 irony shields and have a decent conversation and actually learn something new about your perspective on the game.

Lmao everyone look at the retard that can only use buzzwords hahaha

Are you that same fag that wrote a fucking novel about how Doom 4 and Doom Eternal are "reddit" a couple weeks ago that effectively boiled down to you just not liking it? And yet now here you are posting wojak shit, which definitively actually IS reddit shit.

I laid out much of what's wrong with the game in the OP. How on the nose do I have to be with you retards?

So nothing is wrong with the game, in other words

DOOM SLAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You dislike how badass it's trying to be? Why the image? Why the obnoxious phrasing? Just fucking say it like a somewhat normal being so you don't attract unga bunga retards who scream shit.

I miss when he was a normal human being. 10 times cooler than le epic doomslayer

Ironically saying the opposite of what you mean while posting a Wojak just makes you look like an unironic cocksucker.

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Other than nu-Id completely destroying the tone of the series because one panel of a comic was taken out of context. They are very out of touch.
It can't stop sniffing it's own farts over how "badass" it thinks it is. It's so "oldschool" all the while subjecting you to unskippable cutscenes and walk slowly while listening to this character talk segments. We need to go back to
>find the exit

That's all I wanted you to do, because that's an actual complaint, and I agree. Thank you for taking the time to actually articulate your thoughts.

> all the while subjecting you to unskippable cutscenes and walk slowly while listening to this character talk segments
This literally happens 1 (O N E) time in the entire game you disengenuous cunt

>Get locked in arena like room
>Kill all monsters to move forward Painkiller style
>Rinse and repeat
So this is the power of NuDoom?

Why does some of Yea Forums actually defend glory kills? It's un-gameplay.

>OH MY GOD HE MOVES FASTER THAN LE MISSILE XD
Yeah Doomfags are pretty embarrassing.