What game lets me prank my bros

>doesn't notice friend grabbing his pants
>has semi-hard on
These scripted asian clips are getting weird.

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That's clearly a semi..

t.dick expert.

itt: retards who haven't seen the whole vid

its a fake cock and that's a girl, the girl is constantly jerk her off in the video until he pulls the pants down, its a prank

Why is the dude on the right rubbing his nipple?
Why is he holding is phone like that?
Why is the dude pulling down the asian mans pants
Why does the asian man do nothing when he sees his friend about to pull down his pants?
Why are they doing this in public in the middle of a busy street?

Was he already half hard? God damn.

link?

t. small dick and insecure

also worth mentioning he looks to be like 5'4

>he doesn't have a raging hard-on all the time when he's hanging around with his bros
>he doesn't give them brojobs to prank them and call them gay afterwards
>he doesn't makes brorgies with his bros
How the fuck do you even function in the society?

my flaccid cock is literally 2 inches
thoughts?

hot

what game lets me so foda
youtube.com/watch?v=EZ6BQDNHbdc

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same here

Pathetic. Consider penis enlargement surgery,

check the archive, retarded OP couldn't even get the HD version

haha bro, how small is your dick?
calm down

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cute. show it to the entire class user

Sams here but its 6 inches erect.

Growers are good.
Bonus points if you're chubby.

Are you fat?

>tfw have average dick of 6 inches
It’s not fair. In this day and age, everyone is so brainwashed by porn and the internet that my average peen looks microscopic.

Imma need the source on that

I had to have urine tests for a job, and the nurse in charge of the test laughed at my little penis.

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calm down you fucking sperg. its a girl and a shitty prank video. stop the fags living in your head rent free.

God damn, that's a big dick. Also this man is too comfortable with his bros around his dick.

Checked the archive and it's just people saying the same thing without linking any proof so I'm going to say you're completely full of shit

how am I suppose to look for this in the archive if I don't know what it is?

This. It's clearly a fake cock. You can see the plastic/silicone sheen.

lmao
seething dicklets

ive had nightmares with that

mine is 5 inches bone pressed lmao

no

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Because its a girl you fucking retard

source before deletion

If I just had 1 more inch I'd be set, damn

Literally the first thing I noticed was that it was a plastic dick.

well, if I was a chad and I had chad friends, I would also have a boner being around them

Lie. They give you a cup for you to piss in and that's it. There's no need for the nurse to see your genitals at all during a regular urine test.

Wow is this true? I have a 4.5 inch dick should I kill myself?

lmao why are you watching pranks of cocks bro are you gay?

it's a real dick, but there are seething dicklets itt trying to hard to push the idea that it's fake

Proper fucking lads. I remember back when I was a senior in university and my floor had a naked wrestling match (unironically). This was back in 97. In hindsight, it was kinda gay, but we had fun.

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>still no source anywhere

BROS ITS FAKE I SWEAR JUST TRUST ME DUDE

>mine is 5 inches bone pressed
Pretty normal. If you date actual grown women and not teenage girls, they won't give a shit.

If you're gay you're fucked though.

This brings back bad memories of penis inspection day.

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the full video is the guy on the left jerking off the girl and its not blurry shit you can clearly see its a dildo. reverse search is not gonna show the fagget OP edit.

>fake cock

lol, look at this jealous fag that this asian kid has a bigger dick

I had this happen to me except its 3 inches...

>shiny plastic dick
wew lad

what happened to the person that lost

>just take my word for it bro

Imagine analyzing a webm this much. Holy shit kid, you've got a small dick and you're posting anonymously on the internet. No one cares.

sauce pls?

i mean you can stay retarded all you want, this is why nobody gives you the source

>all these copping dicklet who are smaller than an asian dude
you can't make this shit up

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wtf i thought all nurses were supposed to milk it out of you?

Many ppl here cheat with the test. They bring clean urine of other ppl, so they can pass the test. So in order of avoid that nurses have to make sure that is your own urine, so they have to watch while you piss in the cup.

>not coming in to the urine test already completely nude for maximum efficiency

For real?

>dicklets seething so hard trying to call the video fake
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

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Dude you're just stupid, I have the source but now I'm not gonna give to you because you asked like a faggot, enjoy being wrong.

Haha yea and what if they all gangraped her and recorded it too lol I bet she wouldn't see that coming

>you're retarded if you don't take me on faith alone
really compelling stuff user

>DUHH GETTING PANTSED IS A GAY THING DURR IM FUCKING RETARDED AND FORCE MY POLITICS INTO EVERYTHING

Post your dick.

>bro why don't you believe Yea Forums posts blindly? are you retarded?

I fucking HATE dicklets

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> urine test for a job
I completely missed this part. My bad.

don't even care if its fake i want it inside me thx

NAME PLEASE

the average girl isnt going to give a shit about how big your dick is.

He became an anime fag and now posts Satania on Yea Forums despite him being in his late 40s

But I have close 8 inches, famalam. Doesn't make that dude's dick any less plastic. You can see the plastic shine in several frames.

I wonder what kind of people make these images

>the average girl isnt going to give a shit about how big your dick is.

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4 incher here, u mad faggot?

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just because you're a cutfag with a dry ass dick doesn't mean all dicks look as dry as yours

Well, you could actually. People write stories of 3 headed monsters and clowns who live in sewers, I'm sure they could handle this one.

You'd have to be really small for an actual mature woman to care.

This is my dick, thoughts?

Ah yes, that's my good friend Long Dong, from China.

Wow, that post contained a really good link to the source. Thank you for that!

The same people who make the 5ft11 vs 6ft images

Too skinny.

WHY DID I HAVE A SMALL FUCKING COCK
LITERALLY A COUPLE INCHES IS ALL I NEED TO FIX MY ENTIRE LIFE
CONFIDENCE, FORWARDNESS, SECURITY, IT ALL LITERALLY COMES WITH HAVING A BIG DICK

HOW IS IT FUCKING FAIR THAT MY ENTIRE LIFE IS CHANGED BECAUSE OF A COUPLE INCHES IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

based paki

>tfw bf's dicks looks like a peanut when its completely flaccid, damn near turtle-in-shell status
>once he's erect his dick is 6" in length but has a bigger diameter than the toilet paper cardboard roll

Growers are the best dicks possible.

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Imagine having these images saved on your hard drive.

>he thinks i'm a cutfag
lol

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I have the source right here on my netbook. If you can guess my favorite JAV star then I'll post it.

Please cum inside me.

oh my!

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Source is in the OP blind nigger

please let me suck your cock

L
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N
D
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haha it sure would be funny if I accidentally sucked you off lmao

too small, cage it

He loves a good prank

Generic. Seek to be a nude model for some art class somewhere

>2 inches flacced
>7 inches hard
What did my body mean by this?

They do, but only because there's another guy with a big cock that satisfies her while you're at work.

Riko Tachibana

Same reason why I'm a fucking 5'6" manlet despite my entire family being 6ft+. Clown world.

how many dicklets itt cope?

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Nope. It only leads to OP's edit, you mouthbreather.

Maximum utility

>7.5 is good enough
>two more inches and you need to be a fucking yoga master to avoid death

women

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HAHA BRO THE SOURCE IS RIGHT THERE IT'S CLEARLY WHAT I SAY IT IS, YOU'RE JUST RETARDED FOR NOT KNOWING THE HISTORY OF GAY ASIAN PRANK VIDS LMAO NOW LET ME POST A PIC OF MY DICK

Disgusting. Chop it off.

God I wish

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Give me the sauce, boss

Which part? The grown women not giving a shit about your five inch erect dick or the fact that gay dudes will?

>mfw could share my oc dick webms
>they have sound
See you on /gif/ bros

>If you're gay you're fucked though.

What the fuck are you talking about? There are more size queens that are women than gay men. Women want a big cock that satisfies them, men who have sex with men (MSM) just want a cock.

It confuses me what kind of person would make a webm like that
It also confuses me what kind of retards fall for it

emotional attachment and investment > big dick

t. female

>taking weird fetish images seriously

>dick sounds
y tho

link thread to here

>having a feminine penis like that
>he thinks its worth bragging about
You have NO GIRTH with that pencil dick

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>fall for it
it's all legit m8
only dicklets say it's not reality

Don't kid yourself, men are the same way. Fags love big dicks.

Not black, so it's small and undesirable.

This board is so fucking gay holy shit
People actually posting their dicks

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Post yourself cumming.

Tighten up

moaning

I'm 5" (barely, fully aroused).
I need a Zyzz for jelqers to tell me we're all going to make.
Am I? Gonna make it?
Pleas tell me I'm gonna make it.

My thoughts are that you shouldn't care what people on Yea Forums say about your dick and just live your life without wasting time thinking about it.

>Dude posts his tiny ass shriveled cock and gets laughed at
>Someone posts his 8in monster GLISTENING cock and has Anons praying for a taste

Therr are many ways to get mogged out there. Getting dick-mogged has to be outright one of the worse.

> attaching yourself to and investing on a creature that will leave you as soon as it finds a more suitable mate
no thanks

>cutfag

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Reminder that women's vaginas are about 6 inches deep to the cervix they just expand and stretch when aroused, dumb virgins will keep posting their ideal dicks that they don't have they just admire.

Why are white people so fucking gay?

>circumcised

>ugly tip

lmao

>t. jealous pencil dick

C O P E

t. Dicklet cope

That thing is fuxking disgusting

its not gay if you say no homo bro.

Not him but gays are notorious for being size queens. Women are more interested in other genetic traits like height and stature and so will pick based on reproductive value. Gays just want a big dick because they only care about sex for pleasure.

should i post my dick or what bros

Yeah okay bud
I sure believe in you and your exceedingly huge benis

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I was mostly just embarrassed to have gotten hard during it, but the school nurse was really nice about it. He said I had a nice cock for a boy my age

>dry cutfag thinks anyone is jelly
lmao
how's polishing your knob with lube fag

I think small penises are cute

almost 200 replies in and I just realized this wasn't Yea Forums

SEETHING

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That's a latino and an asian you retard.

welcome to prison gay, enjoy your stay, and remember - shinji ikari is best girl

I swear to god, faggots on here care more about what dicks look like than 99% of women in the world.

I'm generally not a fan of circumcised dicks but I like yours.

This smells like a fake to me. ESPECIALLY the part about small penises on sculptures, which is more to do with small penises being viewed as a symbol of self control and noble character. Don't believe everything you see here.

I would say "based" but every female says it and goes for Char's dick anyway
Yeah i meant "Chad" not "Char" but that typo is so good i'm not fixing it

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I got a 4 inch floppy and an 8 inch hard drive. I don't know how it's even possible for it to literally double in length but it does

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And that's a good thing.

yes

So? Go watch that efukt video where the dudes dick is like literally inside himself then grows to like 10'' inches long, it's fucking mental.

i never use lube, spit works just fine. stay mad about your milimeter peter pencil dick.

Latino is not a race tho.

Reminder that your facial looks matter way more than how your dick looks.

That's a good 6" long but pencil dick status. I know for first hand experience.

>which is more to do with small penises being viewed as a symbol of self control and noble character.
lmao dicklet, greeks were the biggest pedophiles of the ancient world, of course they loved tiny dicks

privilege

Really the only reason my fat ass comes to these threads is to see these cocks. So hot. Couldn't give a shit beyond that.

You're the one who sounds mad, dry-kun. :3

All my brother are blond blue-eyed 6ft chads, but I'm a shit-eyed shit-haired 5'7" manlet.

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By faggots you mean ytoids

Imagine having to spit on your dick. Absolutely disgusting

WHY AM I CIRCUMSISED AAAAAAAAAA

>seething dicklets ITT trying to push the narrative that men care more about dicks than women do
OH NONONO AHAHAHAHAH

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My dick is 4inches hard, 2 soft.

Luckily I already have a fiance I really wish she would cuck me tho

you dont need a long dick
at minimum it needs to be average

what you need is nice girth
t.girl

Yep. She ain't ever gonna see your dick if she thinks you're hideous. Facts of life.

You can post this shit all day, i've got a date with some pussy tomorrow have fun being on Yea Forums posting the same images.

>This smells like a fake to me
It's obvious fake, you imbecile retard. This image is sapmmed here all the time. Grow a brain, subhuman

the jews circumcise you better if you pay more. you can always tell whos poor by the state of their dick

>>/gif/15221416

Don't worry man, you'll get your growth spurt.

Reminder that your muscles matter way more than your facial looks (unless you are extremely ugly)

Who's Madison? And why do I see this dick posted on Yea Forums all the time?

god I want to suck on it so bad

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...

fuck off. This site is for men only

why is that disgusting? i brush my teeth 3-4x a day, my mouth is very clean. You seem insecure about your own dental hygiene user.

im touching it rn and its no more dry than any other part of my skin.

shid

my hard on is 3.5 inches. kill me please

Man I love /soc/

Men don't, but idiots on here sure as fuck do. You people are fucking obsessed with every single aspect of cocks.

Don’t get me wrong I feel bad but it is super hot when a girl tells you you’re bigger than her boyfriend

what is nice girth
ok

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let me guess, your definition of average is 8 inches right

@468757780
>he can't crossboard link
SAD!

cute

Here's the full video BTW
Yes it's in Japan
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c1ea23197aa1

6" here (which isn't even that big) and a lot of women are surprised by that. Most men are between 4 and 5, and women are accustomed to that. And despite what the internet will tell you, women are not on a quest for the longest dick possible and it would be VERY strange if a woman turned a guy down because of his average size.

Not happening. I'm already 30. Seriously considering just breaking both legs in order to remodel them into something lengthier since otherwise nobody will ever take me seriously.

Yes, that's true also.

Imagine having to spit on your dick.

>becoming invested in someone who can't provide you pleasure
you might as well marry a broke nigga

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Gayest post in this whole thread

>believing in a woman
fucking never. You say one thing and after 5 seconds you're jumping on chad's cock.

>Who's Madison?
how in the fuck did you know my name?

>btw I'm a grill :D
roastie please do you really think any male in this thread is interested in vaginas?

You faggots.

isn't it 6?
a good measure is if you can fit in a standard toilet paper roll, if you can then you're not thick enough

why would you even do that in the first place
it's organ harvest on your own child/person

>smaller than the pencil dick posted earlier

LoL

Uh no, no they're not you stupid faggot. Are you gay? Have you been with a gay guy? Gay men don't give a shit about about dick size anywhere close to what you think. Again, MSM just want a cock, women want a big cock.

Based user. The only non faggot in this thread

This is premium COPE.

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>tfw want to be a top but I’m built to bottom mentally and physically

>isn't it 6?
stop watching so much porn, the average is 5 inches

>unironically thinking length matters when you have a pencil dick

You can tell who the virgins are when they don't understand why girth is important and how much both women and men love being stretched.

I'm Asian, how do I find a gay white gamer homo bro to jack me off?

>gays are notorious for being size queens
Factually false.

Why is Yea Forums so fucking gay? Like blatantly gay? Not even the /fit/ "no homo bro" but just straight up saying you want to suck dicks. Are these the discord trannies and resetera tourists I've heard about? Jesus christ these people are the ones in YOUR threads, replying to YOUR posts. Fucking disgusting.

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I have a fortune to keep my woman happy. do you?

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Why are all the good looking big dick lads gay as fuck

Why do this? I mean if you just want to make others smile and laugh then I approve. What the hell though.

hi newfriend

Man, the mods sure do not mind a thread all about dicks. Hmm, I wonder if that means something? Probably not.

19.5 cm in length. It's actually thick, but not wide. Not complaining, though. I could've had a micropenis.

hi newfriend

mutilated penises look so sad and cold

SEETHING

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mods jackin off

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Discord trannies want other Discord trannies and little girls/boys, not actual men.

we all just got home from pride

Post link nigga.

Let's see your POV.

>im touching it rn and its no more dry than any other part of my skin.
That's the problem. Your dick is supposed to be moist and hydrated at all times. Blame your parents for mutilating you and giving you a dry dick, aesthetically appalling dick.

Keep being obsessed about the dicks of other Yea Forums posters.

Gay fag. Die

>hes a facelet
oh no no NO

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test

thats not true. most discord trannies thirst over men and big dicks.

>19.5 cm
English please

>tfw no dom asian bf

mods are absent
there are 21 console-war wojack threads up right now

the foreskin addicts begging for big dicks are all straight guys kek for some bizarre reason straight guys are obsessed with big dicks

>Virgin isn't the max size according to the dick size chart by women
>Chad isn't an even more outrageous version of max dick size for women

jesus christ, that looks so fucking weird.

Most of these dudes look fine desu

>dick is 8 inches fully torqued and 5.5 inches around
>literally couldnt fit into my gf at first
>still looks small to me

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they're conservative as fuck so you have to axe their closets johnny style to make them come out

>tfw your dick looks horrible

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I unironically believed this until it said 7.5 is the average.
t. 7.5er

BASED MODS

>aesthetically appalling dick.
given the reaction i get from women anytime I show them its funny to me that you think your low IQ opinion would matter compared to theirs. Keep seething user, i know you're insecure about your small skinny penis but theres nothing you can do or say to change the reaction i get when girls see it ;)

You are confusing trannies with traps, newfriend.

Objectively correct.

>dicklet is mad

Look, I'd normally I'd agree with you that girth is better as it fills up more but your dick is too short.

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