Nintendo given up on
Starfox
F-Zero
Earhbound
Metroid
Pikmin
Donkey Kong
Wario Land
And only what you got is shitty Mario and Pokemon
Nintendo given up on
Starfox
F-Zero
Earhbound
Metroid
Pikmin
Donkey Kong
Wario Land
And only what you got is shitty Mario and Pokemon
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Who gets that tattoo except for to take that specific picture and to imagine getting a handjob from Mario?
>two right hands
Two right hands.
Lol Mario has two right hands. Stupid retard.
Why does mario have two right hands?
>one job
>failed
>two right hands
Fucking moron
hot
>he doesnt fantasize about mario giving him handjobs while whispering in his ear
Nintendos right hand man
The camera mirrors the tattoo, retards
>to left hands
Wtf?
Sent from my iPhone.
it's a shame because it would be cool besides that
NO IT DOESNT
>two left ahnds
same problem, user
Kirby Air-Ride sequel never ever, FUCK Nintendo
Say again, fren?
>user walks into the interview
>hands me his resume
>notice a hint of a wrist tattoo he's trying to hide under his long sleeve shirt
>spend the next 10 minutes just fucking with him by asking retarded questions that have no good answer because I've already decided to not hire a wrist tattoo having degenerate.
What did he mean by this?
So two left hands?
You cannot be serious.
Oh, sweetie.
These are the kind of morons that get tattoos.
How can you care about something so much that you want it advertised on your body at all times, for the rest of your life, even after it wrinkles and fades and sags? Downright silly
Sometimes I worry that /k/ is the easiest board to troll. I feel better now.
Nintendo didn't give up on anything.
Starfox peaked with 64.
F-Zero doesn't need to be a thing with Mario Kart still around.
Earthbound legit finished with 3, there doesn't need to be more, it's a completed story.
Metroid Prime 4 is still being worked on.
Pikmin was a fun experiment that didn't need 3 games.
DK is fair but peaked way back on the SNES.
Wario Land series wasn't as good as you remember it being.
Nintendo didn't give up on Earthbound. It ended. It's run its course. It's better that Itoi doesn't want to force out another one.
10/10
But how do you feel about Yea Forums. You know, where we are right now....
>i was merely pretending to be retarded
pssst No one is going to be looking at your 70 year old wrinkly saggy body friend
I'm dead
I don't think you understand what trolling is. Acting retarded and being called a retard isn't trolling.
Tfw Mario two right hands
Imagine being fisted by Mario. Mmmm
seeth
I was pretending I didnt know LOL!
>Be stupid
>Get called stupid
>Pfft pretending
I think you misunderstand the content of your post.
I wonder why there's a cat in that painting. What was the artist trying to convey to us? Hmm...
Cope
go to bed
arrest yourself
Imagine this if you will: as big as Nintendo is, they’re still to small to do what they’ve been doing and give us installments of all those other games that are of the quality and polish we expect. If those games were guaranteed sells then it’d be happening but they aren’t Mario and they aren’t Zelda so why take time and money away from Mario/Zelda to make a game that might maybe sell 2mil tops? I know I know Nintendo is all about the gamers and innovation and fun, but at the end of the day they’re a business and they’re fighting with one arm tied behind their back if you think about it. They really do handicap themselves with their stubbornness Japanese tradition crap and their E for everyone fun but underpowered nonsense. It’s honorable though and respectable.
Then why tattoo it in the first place?
Not that user, but I didn't get my tattoos for other people.
Right right you got something for everyone else to see tattood on you just for you right? You’re not fooling anyone.
>Right right you got something for everyone else to see tattood on you just for you right?
They are on my upper arms and back so unless I'm not wearing a short sleeve shirt no one will see them, which never happens because I hardly ever go out in public for anything more than grocery shopping.
Starfox will keep being rebooted until Miyamoto dies, he's got a hard on for it.
FZ and EB are indeed dead, though the latter passed away peacefully.
Metroid is getting games.
Pikmin 4 will be made eventually, again because Miyamoto likes it.
DKCR 3 will be made in a couple of years.
Wario Land is probably dead, yes.
That's a horseshit excuse so many tattoo fags try to use. If it was only for you, you could just remember that thing or personality traits. You don't need a fucking sign to remind you.
no, is right, who the hell would do that for someone? It's just like buying clothes, you don't buy shit you think other people will like, but you buy shit you feel comfortable in. It's a simple logic.
>You don't need a fucking sign to remind you.
Disregarding that isn't my personal reason for having a tattoo, the main thing to take away from your comment is the "need" part. People don't "need" to have it to remind them they'd get it because they "want" it to remind them.
I could use your same example for photographs/ Why would someone "need" a photograph if they could just remember the moment?
So you got a tattoo on your back for yourself?
BTFO tattoo fags
yes, I'm a KHV weeb also so it aint for no lover either if you wanna try that angle.
I really don't care why you became a degenerate. That's on you.
We're getting Metroid 5 next year, dipshit shut the fuck up and wait.
lmao
The difference with photographs is that you don't get them permanently emblazoned on your body like you're a walking billboard advertising your own triteness and lack of forethought.
itd be funnier if you accepted you were a dumb retard and laughed at your own stupidity but instead you think this is reddit and okay to pretend to be retarded so now I only feel pity for this board that is infested with your type of people now who seek attention when you are anonymous
>fisting Mario
yes...
quite
Sure, but that didn't answer the question.If a photo was only for yourself, why would you need it?
This should have been prevented when they laid the initial stencil on his arm. I'm inclined to believe the tattoo recipient insisted on getting this done on his right arm, likely in spite of warning.
Yes it is
>Starfox
Star Fox Zero killed it. Good riddance too. Schmups can do without furfags.
>F-Zero
A shame about this one. But it is too good for this world, and especially for Neotendo.
>Earhbound
Honestly who gives a shit. Overrated tripe from an ideas guy '''''writer'''''.
>Metroid
Prime 4 and Samus Returns say hi.
>Pikmin
Pikmin 4 was cancelled in favor of Mario Maker 2. Good call because 3 was shit and Miyamoto hates 2 (Which is the best one) like poison.
>Donkey Kong
I don't see how this one is dead in any way shape or form.
>Wario Land
This series has no home. It had R&D1 but they left a long ass time ago. Now you have to rely on the SPD cucks for WarioWare, and even THAT series is dead after Gold flopped. Unless some outsider developer gets a hankerin' for some more Wario like Good-Feel then yeah it's safe to say it's never coming back. You'll have to make do with Pizza Tower.
Are YOU trolling? That "the camera mirrors the tattoo" response is practically pasta at this point. Someone replies that explanation every time this tattoo is posted. I'm kind of surprised anyone replied to it at all.
Oh my fuck. That is glorious
user, when you fap alone, you fap with hitler
No you got it because you're a basic bitch.
I've actually been in this exact situation.
>randomly get bumped to new-hire delegation and interviews against my wishes
>deal with dumbos and dingdongs asking me basic questions they could probably just google for a faster answer
>go to an interview
>some 400 pound gamer girl wearing a zelda tshirt
>has the nintendo logo (with the TM) tattooed on her neck
>stare at it the entire interview
>she jokingly says 'looking forward to working with you, when do I start?'
>deadpan stare her in the eyes and tell her you're not sure but it isn't here and open the door without breaking eye contact
>starts bawling the second she's down the hall
>feel nothing, because I work in retail
don't miss it one bit
>Starfox
Only 64 was good
>F-Zero
Mario Kart is better
>Earhbound
It ended gracefully and Nintendo decided to respect Itoi's decision
>Metroid
Prime 4 is coming
>Pikmin
No way Miyamoto is letting them kill his baby
>Donkey Kong
Got a game last gen
>Wario Land
Replaced by the microgames.
To better remember the details, fuckwit. People don't have an elephantine memory that recalls every single detail without prompting. Do you have the slightest cognition of how memory-recall works?
m-mama mia...
Mother is concluded. The series creator said he didn't want to make a Mother 4, but he'd play it if someone else did.
> People don't have an elephantine memory that recalls every single detail without prompting
Now compare that with
> If it was only for you, you could just remember that thing or personality traits. You don't need a fucking sign to remind you.
Mario kart is not better
The thing that bothers me about Fzero is Mario karts existence
They say they ran out of ideas and didn't know where else to go with Fzero
Yet they release a Mario kart game every generation that is no different than the last
If all you need are new characters and stages for a new game then I don't see why they can't continue Fzero either since that's all Mario kart ever gets
Anti grav wheels and gliders are not a selling point or a way of pushing the series forward it's basically a cosmetic way of progressing through the race but adds nothing to the gameplay that wasn't there already
>StarFox
It's in a big lose-lose situation, On-Rails shooters don't bring almost any cash in the current year and if they try something new people will scream about stuff like "this isn't StarFox" and shit.
>F-Zero
Died because people couldn't adapt to the game. Also Nintendo is still salty that SEGA made the best F-Zero.
>EarthBound
It finished
>Metroid
Prime 4 is coming and there's rumors about Metroid 5 being in development.
>Pikmin
Pikmin 4 might be in development hell but they are working on it... Or Pikmin 4 was Hey Pikmin and that killed the series.
>Donkey Kong
They Rereleased DKC Tropical Freeze con Switch so they still kinda care.
>Wario Land
Yep, that's dead.
>Prime 4 is coming
Metroid 5 is also coming.