GOOOOOOD EVENING, Yea Forums! Yes we're another day closer to Morris (yes, THE Morris from the hit indie game "Rolled Out") being announced for smash ultimate! Then I will be the FIRST Non-binary video game character to be announced for smash ultimate! Banjokes are the first for nothing!
With just a couple hours left on my indiegogo and already %250, this means that I WILL be in smash!
Also, make sure you respect MY pronouns of "They/Them" or else I might have to fire you if you slip up even once. You wouldn't like me when I'm mad, or else I'll have to release my inner hamster power!
GOOOOOOD EVENING, Yea Forums! Yes we're another day closer to Morris (yes...
Alexander Collins
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Jonathan Roberts
he cute
Jayden Richardson
>I will now buy your game
Jack Miller
I hate this place.
Landon Lopez
>inner hamster power
KEK
Jackson Lewis
imagine fucking up so bad so early in your game companies career
they will literally never live this down with a certain crowd
all they can do is hope this factoid falls into obscurity but it likely wont
lucky for them most consumers are mindless sheep and dont give a shit tho I suppose
still must suck to have such a black spot on yourself right out the gate
I'm usually one to get slapped as an SJW just cause I dont hate gays and shit and I gotta admit it even put me off a little
Kevin Reyes
okay, this, dare i say, is based
Thomas Smith
>b-but Rafa drew children, it's not fair, we're the good guys, WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS
Daniel Murphy
make sure to donate the bare minimum, and when they ask for your name for a "special thanks", make your name the most sexually explicit combination of racial slurs that they have to type out.
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Aiden Fisher
>make sure to donate
Bentley Powell
Y'know it's a real shame because while I hate the levels of autism that the speed running community seems to attract, I can't think of any other community who would be better suited to make classic-style monkey ball levels
David Thomas
DID YOU JUST FUCKING ASSUME THAT HAMSTER'S GENDER!? WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Samuel Robinson
Or you could, y'know, just make a game without a political message? It worked fine years ago, pretty sure still does.
Jack Mitchell
You know that they're gonna blow those few dollars on bubble tea or a JUUL pod anyway.
Nicholas Harris
I'm probably gonna pirate it when it comes out.
Josiah Perry
Non-binary? He looks pretty masculine to me.
Jace Wood
That's what rafaknight said before she got fired
Colton Diaz
Unless sega makes a new monkey ball game, it'll probably be successful, literally all it takes is for a moderately popular e celeb with rich subscribers to get you kickstarter funded
Ayden Gonzalez
KEK
Jack Powell
So anons, are you gonna buy it, pirate it, or skip it all together?
John Moore
bumping for morris's non-cis bod
Jordan Young
It did, and I wish they did. But damnit I want my monkey ball and sega can't seem to deliver anymore