OH NO NO NO

OH NO NO NO
pcgamer.com/halo-reach-pc-test-illegally-distributed-online-343-prepared-to-ban-players/
AHAHAHAHA

POST YFW YOU DIDNT DOWNLOAD

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>saw thread a couple days ago here on how to download and play it
>not only did you have to actually sign into an XBL account to play but you also had to use a steam emulator literally named goldberg
>people still downloaded and played it

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What kind of moron would download it thinking this wouldn't happen? Serves them right.

:0

>Made a throwaway account to run it.

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>HWID B& by microsoft, the company that literally OWNS the OS you run
Well, that's that.

>for a less than 20 minute campaign misson

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this

Is there anyway for them to issue an ip ban?
I assume they could if they would perma ban the account

>Implying I'm on windows 10 botnet

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>mfw you're still fucked

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Fuckin desperate retarded leaker redditors, this is why no one wants to port games to PC anymore.

how will 343 ban?

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No way Microsoft didn't know this wouldn't happen.

I wouldn't be surprise if they leaked it themselves.
It has happened in the past with other developers to stop people from playing the game.

Isn't so uncommon within the game industry in the past for companies to upload real versions that would bug out on the last level or such.

Maybe if 343 didn't blue ball us by announcing a flight in the works for April.
And also only fucking streamers are in this flight

>spoofed HWID
>throwaway account
>VPN

>OH NO NO NO THEY PLAYED ONE SHITTY MISSION OF A 10 YEAR OLD GAME
>DO NOT GIVE US FEEDBACK AND BUG REPORTS, THEY'RE TAINTED BY YOUR ILLEGITIMATE PIRATE THOUGHTS! WE ONLY LISTEN TO SHILLS AND E-CELEBS!
I didn't download but that's mostly because 343i killed all of my hype.
By the time they fucking finish Reach (probably by next year given their tack record), it won't even launch with splitscreen, forge, theater mode, etc. What's the point?

>unspoofed HWID
>main account
>no VPN

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Microsoft logs your motherboard serial and various other shit and that counts as 1 machine, i have had problems activating my license key in the past for that very reason because i simply switched mobos. It's not unlikely they would ban your hardware first to ban all your accounts linked to that machine. Whenever Valve completes proton i'll switch to that instead of jewsoft.

how will they even know you played it?

>release beta after teasing people for 6 months
>surprised people share it
>not having preventative measures in place to stop people from just being able to run it with 0 setup even if they weren't accepted
>not just fucking crediting a "pass" to allow access to the beta to the steam account or xbl account
they knew this would happen. They absolutely knew this would happen, and they did it on purpose. They actually did this EXACT thing for the xbone mcc betas, if you downloaded the client but ran it through a different account, it wouldn't have access. But on PC they somehow forgot how to do that? bull fucking shit. This is a marketing ploy.

>ravenous fanbase desperate for a PC port
>get just the slightest taste of what it's like
>everyone wants a piece
>343 gets mad
What did they think was going to happen?

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they wont give a shit enough to use these resources to ban literally whos
those methods are reserved for bigger targets.

LMAO, its literally a pajeet looking up your email and banning everything associated with it.

Resources my ass.

Big brain honeypot

jews are good people goyim.

>those methods are reserved for bigger targets
Like?

People who reply with
>pm'd you the fix
on forums

why do people do this. You're in the middle of havingt a discussion on the topic in a public forum. Just fucking continue the converation in that same place and post the fucking fix.

What trackers is it on, I'm to lazy to check them.

>thanks it worked.
>link expired

>Here's an image showing what you need to do

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yeah lmao I'm sure they will let pajeets track the HWID over some random person that downloaded a game ilegally

>Why yes, i do constantly fuck up then blame others for my own misfortune. How could you tell?

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So if I were to set up a virtual machine on my ssd, download and connect online with a dummy Xbox account and on VPN, how safe do you think that is?

all theyre gonna do is blacklist your ms account to 343 services jesus

>ban players that go out of their way to play a game they're going to buy anyways to play online
How retarded are they?

By "343" I'm 100% sure that they actually mean Microsoft execs ordering 343. I doubt any of the actual developers give a shit.

You'd be fine, a fake account is probably enough, a VPN if you want to be extra safe, anything beyond that is paranoia.
If your using the spyware that is windows 10, they already read what you just typed and know what your planning, it's to late.

>own Win10
>make a post joking about piracy
>buy Halo at launch
>b&
fugg

considering ms can't even detect people that pirate fucking windows. they aint gonna do shit beyond ban w/e xbl account you used to play it.

Jokes on them. I'm a phonefag.

LMAO, this

^
all this has become is bait for retards to get (you)s

Download it but never bother to look afterwards