Team Chaos or Order?
Splatoon
Jaxson Ross
Hunter Myers
Team cunny
Lincoln Gray
Team cute or funny?
Nathaniel Smith
Camden Cook
Who won anyway?
Brandon Reed
Splatfest has not happened yet.
Thomas Miller
LOL damn what if my favorite children's game characters swore and said the f word and talked about edgey shit goddamn lmfao
Alexander Wright
Pearl literally curses in the game
Parker Collins
Pearl swears in the Octopath expansion
youtube.com
Juan Young
What's your problem? The image is a reference.
Jack James
Chaos. Fuck predictability
>agent 3 and 8 are Order
Dammit
Nathaniel Ortiz
>Octopath expansion
Adrian Mitchell
Chaos of course.
Brody Rivera
#混沌派 here and I'm getting better internet next week, I will DESTROY anyone who opposes Hime-sama
Anthony Hughes
roflmao FUCKing so damn funny and edgey. see its funny cus its a childresn game but they curse XD
Alexander Morgan
I know, best agent is on the other team.
Nolan Moore
>tfw not home for the final splatfest
>wasn't home for Squid vs Octo
>most likely won't have time or wi-fi to play
It sucks
Colton Green
Sebastian Roberts
Geez, what teams did you decide on anyway?
Chase Morgan
But Octos are the cute ones.
Julian Morgan
Fuck anarkiddies. Team Order.
Caleb Bailey
I voted Chaos, so at least there's that
Evan Brooks
Not according to the devs.
Joseph Kelly
Joseph Diaz
Question for you SMT guys, just out of curiosity
How many of you
>Don't play splatoon and have minimal/no interest
>Don't play, but are interested b/c of the splatfest
>Play some Splatoon occasionally
>Play it regularly and relish the opportunity to post SMT memes
Joseph Phillips
What's your favourite weapon?
Jeremiah Gutierrez
I've never played splatoon but I like callie, marie and Marina. I also like the chance to funpost.
Nicholas Young
Carbon roller
Ian Hall
Dynamo
Lucas Collins
Inkbrush
Austin Mitchell
Dualies or Splattershot.
I used to love the .52 gal in Splatoon 1, but can't really seem to play well with it in 2
Jacob Davis
would buy desu
Thomas Taylor
Dualies cuz they can't ink if they're dead
Gavin Wright
Why the Blaster of course.
Dylan Turner
Gee, I wonder...
Jayden Gomez
Order.
All chaos fags need to be executed.
Henry Flores
Think about it, Marina.
All the power.
All the control.
ALL THE FREE CHICKEN
Dylan Kelly
Chaos here
Jace Adams
This is what orderfags wants
Liam Lopez
>totalitarianism
Gabriel Ortiz
H-3
Samuel Morgan
Chaos is the natural state of things.
Tyler Cooper
Team Harmony or Discord?
Adam Lewis
Do you want Mad Max Splatoon 3 or Logan's Run Splatoon 3
Easton Harris
Order= Reddit
Chaos= 4channel
Camden Sanchez
Pretty sure its a game full of pedos and teens.
Blake Long
Mad Max
Benjamin Wood
Eli Perez
Why Marie sad?
Kayden Garcia
No Pepsi
Owen Sanders
That's just her usual look
Sebastian Turner
What's your favorite song from the series?
Jacob Brooks
I'd rather have Splatoon 3: Splat Megami Tensei
Camden Jones
Calamari Incantation
Fly Octo Fly
Jaxon Rivera
Order, only shit skins pick chaos
Colton Martinez
ebb and flow
Robert Lopez
Chaos vermin must be crushed like eggshells under iron hard steamroller of ORDER.
Daniel Nguyen
>You know nothing fool!
Caleb Martin
this is fucking rad I'd fuck it
Cameron Gonzalez
Noah Wood
I got a switch and bought the game cause I wanted to play it before funposting cute squidgirls, but then I heard about the input lag so I didn't even try it.
Logan White
I hope Agent 4 wins and Callie gets her redemption.
Ayden Bell
Isaiah Morris
EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEAK OF THE SPLATOON 3 CITY CENTER IF CHAOS WINS
Jordan Anderson
Are you saying you actually bought the system and game and didn't even try it for some minor retarded reason?
Evan Phillips
FUCK
Christian Collins
Max comfy.
Logan Campbell
WELCOME
Jackson Parker
Based
Eli Butler
We all know how this is going to effect the plot.
>Chaos wins
>Everything goes off the deep end, total anarchy
>Pearl didn't intend things to go quite this far
>Marina steps in and starts a counter attack to bring balance to the chaos
>Pearl sees that there are times where chaos and order have their places but neither should the one rule above them all
>Order wins
>Marina uses her engineering skills to brainwash everyone with helmets or something
>The world is a boring if not efficient world, free of conflict
>Everything is safe and protected
>However its also stagnant and nothing changes
>Pearl starts a revolution
>Frees the masses of their mind control and gives them their free will back
>Marina learns that everyone being mindless drones is a bad thing and that sometimes chaos isnt such a bad thing even if people sometimes might get hurt
There, I just spoiled the major plot points of splatoon 3
Joshua Young
Chaos all the way bros
John Johnson
Marina bringing balance to the force sounds good to me.
Brayden Thompson
>either team wins and grizz somehow takes over
There. I just spoiled the main plot points of splatoon 3
Matthew Ward
Grizz doesnt do shit besides eat eggs. He doesnt care about anything else.
Hudson Young
Asher Sanders
She should bring back her sexy Octo outfit.
Levi Ramirez
>there are actual chaosniggers itt
Robert Cook
Sure thing grizz, I’m onto you
Jordan Watson
Did Agent 4 go Team Squid during the race war?
Jason Lee
Order, because my baby girl deserves to keep her new comfy life. Why did last thread get deleted?
Sebastian Fisher
Why do we have recurring Splatoon threads? If you have to make more than three threads about a subject in a week, it doesn't belong on Yea Forums.
John Barnes
Mods are racists. They hate Inklings and Octolings.
Sebastian Perry
Go tell that to the smash autists. And says who? Show me the rule that says that.
Logan Flores
I have never played splatoon but I'm up for cute/lewd woomies/veemos
Gavin Thompson
GAMERS
Nathan Rodriguez
Splattershot Jr. You just can't beat Old Faithful.
Motherfucker.
Aaron Nguyen
I have no clue. I honestly think it might be because of posts like this but you never know. So I just made a new thread since I was tired of waiting
Mason Wright
>don't talk about video games on the video games board
Fuck off.
Josiah Roberts
People stopped that about 20 posts in. Whoever deleted it obviously didn't bother to check it, the dunce.
Robert Wood
Isn't there some screenshot explaining how autists whine to the mods and get shit banned from Yea Forums?
Bentley Russell
Well some people associate this game with pedos and some of the behavior of others doesn't help either. Maybe it's a deletion on sight by mods due to that.
Joseph Torres
Foil Squeezer
William Butler
Squiddy vs. Octty
I wish I played that Splatfest (had the NSO kicked in at that point?).
Dylan Baker
Can't be all of them, threads happen often enough to completion and people still talk plenty about the game. Just a few bad apples her and there.
>hold the trigger, mediocre range and fire rate
>tap it repeatedly, amazing range and power
I know the game tells you that but it takes a while for it to sink in. I love it.
Nolan Lewis
You are right. it'd just be nice to know why certain threads are deleted exactly because they don't make sense sometimes
Cameron Hill
Was the last thread a green squid image with the word WOOMY? If so, that's why.
Kayden King
Mason Martin
>when I join a match and one of my teammates is barefoot
Dylan Barnes
Luck of the draw, it would seem.
Kind of a dumb reason, there's hundreds of good threads that start with a single word.
Jace Smith
Mods consider it spam if you keep creating the same OP.
Jonathan Richardson
What's your average opponent like? Do they techs like bunny hopping and momentum cancelling?
Elijah Reyes
Justin Sanchez
My opponents are. My teammates on the other hand...
Isaac Watson
I still can't believe we lost to reddit.
Dominic Long
Tyler Adams
Adrian Thompson
I AM THE LAW
Ayden Nelson
Octobrush
Brody Russell
I can see why, but a thread should at least be checked. If there's over 300 replies then it's worth a look before hitting delete.
Ryan Lopez
Nasty Majesty
Carter Turner
>Here’s the art shown during the announcement of the final Splatfest. If you look carefully, you’ll see the Splatoon 2 characters are divided into Team Chaos, Team Order, and neutral. Let’s dig into why they want their vision of the world to come true!
Landon Fisher
Maybe some mods are just lazy
Cameron King
>Callie: Team Chaos
>“I might be a pop star, but even I want to pop off every now and then!” She can be a handful for Marie with her carefree and adventurous attitude, but it’s that same free spirit that qualifies her to be a resident of the world of Chaos.
Nicholas Morris
>Marie: Team Order
>“Someone around here has to keep it together…” Even though Callie’s free spirit has been a good influence on her, Marie still like things to be nice and neat. Even a bit of idle chit-chat needs a solid one-liner to stitch things up, which is why she’s a solid candidate for the world of Order.
Jonathan Cooper
>Sheldon is neutral so he can cash in on both sides
The madman.
Gabriel James
Anthony Ross
As is Mr Grizz. Fucking egg-eating bastard.
Jaxon Gutierrez
My man.
Blake Watson
Never could git gud with this weapon
Colton Flores
Love that silly little squid
Zachary Cruz
Hes not eating the eggs it's selective breeding to create an army of grizzlings. Ravenous fish/bear hybrids that can become cute girls armed with grizz co weapons for the upcoming end times
Connor Jenkins
>maybe
Is this from twitter or something?
Blake Morris
Logan Adams
Easton Adams
That's from tumblr but I have seen it on twitter.
Logan Foster
Damn, I used to check the tumblr at least once or twice a week. I guess soon there won't be much reason to.
>they're selling actual Chaos vs. Order shirts
HOLY FUCK
Julian Butler
Big Boy Brella
Cameron Richardson
fucking where
Colton Clark
Buy buy buy!
Luis Lopez
>T-shirts celebrating the Final Splatfest's Team Chaos and Team Order will be coming to the real, human world too! They’ll be available for purchase starting mid-July at store.nintendo.com. Stay tuned for more details!
Tyler Lewis
Japan.
Aaron Jackson
probably nintendovs
still stupid they never made a western splatoon twitter
Wyatt Walker
Aiden James
>inb4 japan only
Grayson Lewis
inkbrush or splattershot
Matthew Edwards
Scroll up, my dude.
Anthony Gomez
Alexander Diaz
I played the first one a bit but fall into category 2.
I have looked at a fair amount of woomy porn if that counts for anything
Gabriel Moore
Julian Rivera
>ponytail
My heart grows larger.
You should play more, game's fun as hell and 2 adds in a great co-op mode. It's also got the first legitimate expansion campaign to come out and be worth the money in a really long time.
Carson Sanders
since this is the last splatfest I'll wait for the inevitable Splatoon 3 to get back into the series. I've watched streams of 2 anyway so I know the plot
Brody Rivera
Worst hairstyle.
Gavin Adams
Probably won't be for a while. The only reason 2 came out so fast after 1 was to get their hit new series onto a console people actually bought. I would say the odds are we won't get 3 for a decent while. More than likely a spinoff sometime in the near future. It's not like anything is going to change about the game, splatfests are just once a month race wars. Playerbase grows larger by the day.
I didn't say anything about the yebby skrillex hair.
Adrian Edwards
People are still playing 1 on Wii U.
Believe me, just because it's the last splatfest doesn't mean the game is gonna die.
Brody Perez
Order you idiot, seen Marie there only made it easier.
Has there been any SMT/Splatoon fanart?, seeing Marina's costume kinda reminded me of Zelenin.
Carson Gomez
Fine. Second worst.
Brayden White
Carter Perry
I'm an N-ZAP man and nothing else feels quite so right.
Colton Green
Jonathan Roberts
Landon Walker
Why not team both?
Logan Carter
Anyone who picks order is a retarded bootlicker. Splatoon's entire design philosophy is based on counterculture not to mention the order clothing is literally named Hivemind Antenna and Eye of Justice.
Samuel Ortiz
Octobrush. Please don't make fun of me.
Chase Barnes
Ian Butler
I'm a Marina girl but I've gotta go with Pearl on this one. I'm a sucker for chaos gods
Lucas Mitchell
TEAM FUCK EVERYONE ELSE
CODSLAYERS RISE UP
James Sanchez
Pearl literally says she doesn't want absolute anarchy though she just wants variety in day to day life
Oliver Gutierrez
I played splatoon quite a bit with 1, but I kinda bought 2 and ignored it. Now I'm gonna play because of SMT memes
Grayson Russell
AHEM
hoy
Zachary Nguyen
Chaos, trust me, I'm from the future.
Adam Hill
Ay girl what’s your discord let’s league n lewd
Juan Peterson
slosher and undercover brella because i generally love shotguns in video games
Grayson Adams
Sorry hun I think league is dumb.
Andrew Ward
Soo that’s a maybe to the lewd then ahh yeahhh
Juan Wright
I don't think my wife would appreciate that
Jason Morgan
Thanks for reminding me that this incredible song exists
Michael Turner
How is she not murdering that slug?
Lucas Johnson
She is a kind soul
Leo Hughes
Adam Edwards
>have always resonated with marie
>dogs
>science
>pokemon blue
>anti-pineapple
>night owl
>marie
>shes team order
>friends are going chaos
Do I betray my friends and stay with Marie or go obvious popular vote for chaos?
Landon Phillips
Betray your friends, and fight twice as hard. Even though the forces of order are outnumbered massively, there's still a chance at victory!
Noah Scott
She's a better person than I am, I guess. I'm proud of her.
I like this kid, though.
Listen to your heart, user. Your heart says Marie.
Jayden Gray
he is immortal trying to kill him would probably anger him more
Thomas Baker
RIP weyyo, you will be missed. Kind of.
William Kelly
Angel Hall
Hunter Parker
Hudson Morales
Doesn't mean she hasn't thought of it
Oliver Walker
>anarcho-syndicalism vs. state Socialism
the age old question
Jayden Parker
No one's perfect.
Josiah Garcia
Inkopolis was much better when it wasn't contaminated by Octo slime
Dylan Thomas
Easton Cook
Logan Rivera
Evan Brown
>Splatoon 3 plot is making Order out of Chaos if Chaos wins.
Fella, I'm just picking Order for the ability to cause Chaos at a later date. Not my fault all the kiddos want to blow their load now by picking "le epic chaos xD"
James Adams
*AHEM*
CHAOS MATING HOLES AND ORDER FERTILITY-VIRILITY FACILITIES
Carter Jones
Good to see the mainstayers stayed true to taking a break, and the attempts at splatoon threads the last few days died quickly.
Noah Hill
Okay, but which side has the best girls I can date with
Tyler Perez
Why you guys hating on my boy C.Q. Cumber he was just doing his job
Jaxson Hall
Dunno about anyone else, but Chaos has at least one girl who would date you
Benjamin Harris
Marie would fucking sabotage the date and then dump my corpse in a trash bin
Jose Allen
Both of them pale in comparison to the Grizzco.'s Suck and Fuck.
Thomas Myers
Anything goes on the weekend, mate. Last time didn't die, it got killed off by some jerk.
But why, though.
Asher Perez
I want to kill friends and fuck squids/octo lolis.
Grayson Ross
Marie's not THAT mean
Either way, I'd gladly date Callie
Kayden Mitchell
4 is on Chaos
Oliver Howard
I don’t mean today, I mean the past few days, as it was relatively agreed upon that the threads needed a break after the last main one
Noah King
Just imagine all the squids in sci-fi bodysuits if Order wins.
Dominic Ward
wut?
We agreed upon a break some time ago.
Ryder Kelly
Are the campaign modes in splatoon games any good? I’m not really into playing online multiplayer with strangers and none of my friends own it, but I think the ink mechanics seem interesting and I generally enjoy first party Nintendo games. Is it worth picking up just for the single player mode or not?
Julian Wilson
Fuck why didn't I get Splatoon 2 sooner? Now my first Splatfest will also be the last.
Gavin Richardson
Can a human impregnate a squid?
Thomas Cooper
Splatoon and SMT are polar opposites but also my two favourite IPs
Parker Gutierrez
It's an okay shooter-platformer.
The Octo Expansion is where the really good stuff is, though.
Jonathan Turner
Charger
no scope
Brody Ramirez
Yes
They can also impregnate Octos, too
Juan Robinson
True, but it's not like you can control when someone else makes one. Then you just make the best of it.
Basic single-player mode is just a glorified tutorial. The Octo Expansion is where they put the good shit. There's co-op mode too, if you like that sort of thing.
Cooper Anderson
Team Chaos: Killer Wail /Giant Stingray
Team Order: Giant Suction Bomb
Landon Clark
1's is pretty alright.
2's normal campaign is a slog.
2's Octo Expansion is great.
Brayden Mitchell
I played the game for a while, but stopped after a while. It's fun, but not enough to make me keep playing after a few months.
However, the fact that this splatfest is having this kind of splatfest, along with the smt memes, has been just beautiful.
I'd even consider picking it back up for a bit, but i've been gone for too long and would only hinder my teams chances. Plus I'm knee-deep in Shadowbringers and am behind everyone else.
Daniel Peterson
>amiami.jp
>still no VEEMO Plush on Sale
Evan Ross
We know that. We just decided to abstain from these threads for a bit
Caleb Harris
Why you gotta remind me.
Aaron Taylor
A little weird for him to have a doll of his partner
Tyler Adams
>choctopus
It's like finding a unicorn!
You wouldn't get it. It's a love thing.
Bentley Russell
says you
Christopher Cruz
>gets to cuddle the real Pearl
>has a tinier Pearl to cuddle
Is Marina living the dream?
Jordan Anderson
I want to rest my head on a soft woomy/veemo asschecks
Brody Long
I’m just glad we got an extension of m.youtube.com
Angel Gutierrez
Really wish I didn't have my volume down when I saw the thing.
Dylan Jackson
You'll get it...Once Splatoon 4 drops
Ryan Gonzalez
FUCK YOU. I never realized how much I wanted actual mem cakes, they're cute. Smash woomy's amiibo looks pretty great.
Evan Barnes
Damn sorry to hear that fren, that sucks
Alexander Martin
Jason Morris
Bamboozler all the way
Alexander Perry
Camden King
Sup niggers
Aaron Harris
Hello, have this
Brody Barnes
Hey
Adam Price
Don't mind if I do
Yo
Austin Perry
Compiled all of the Pearlina week stuff just for you.
Connor Green
Appreciated. I have been so fucking busy and I'm still not even done, just taking a bit of a break for the rest of the evening.
Robert Turner
He needs to take it down a notch.
Thomas Nguyen
ONE MORE FUCKING GOD REJECTED
Jackson Ortiz
>ive been so fucking busy
i feel you there, tons of fucks calling in so i have to pick up their hours, finally got off work so im enjoying my free time while i can in here. hope things get less busy for you soon
Christian Sanders
Well it's good busy been playing the new FFXIV expansion for 10-12 hours a day the past three days. I took a week of vacation of actual work for this, still off till Thursday.
James Evans
>tfw hetero pairings are too rare in Splatoon
Ian Ramirez
Brella/Tentabrella. I'm a really aggressive player, so I like to balance it out by playing defensive weapons. In this way I can play safe but still go apeshit when it counts.
Of course I still get far better results with rollers, I just really like to protecc my frens.
Parker Miller
oh right you told me about that last thread, never mind then have fun with the business
Joshua Williams
>business
fuck me. busyness*
William King
Bentley Rodriguez
Thanks friendo. I need to get a new mousepad though cause my wrist is getting blistered up pretty bad. I don't usually spend quite this much time at my PC.
Isaac Fisher
i mean hey at this rate you'll get the sought after gaming wrist callus, so you wont have to worry about that for too long
Cooper Edwards
I have been using my computer more and more and now my wrists is starting to hurt as well.
Adrian Watson
I can't tell if that smile is supposed to be cute or sinister.
Yeah it's starting to get distracting, not like shooting pain or anything but just enough to annoy the piss out of me.
Isaiah Lee
who knows
Jackson Wood
Squids are mysterious creatures
Charles Price
That's a smile that says "I'm doing something to you in your sleep"
Samuel Murphy
Isaiah Johnson
Definitely looks devious
Luis Ortiz
OctoDICK
Xavier Williams
Go to bed Octavio
Colton Scott
You are my squigga
Mason Price
Andrew Miller
Jace Price
>Constant losing streak on SR
>Deranked the entire month
>Can't even win Turf War
This month was pretty shit.
Lincoln Thompson
It's nice seeing someone so passionate about his game find success
Caleb Johnson
youtube.com
he even cried on stage, dude loves what he does
Joshua Perry
Hey bitch
Julian Hernandez
Damn, I somehow hadn't seen that video before and it suddenly started raining in my room
Fookin cunt
Isaiah Cox
I'll deck you m8, fokkin' swear on me mum.
Cameron Lee
how strange, it's raining here as well
Brandon Lopez
It's actually raining where I am at too. I am not lying.
Luke Morgan
Get fucked ya tosser
My biggest dream would be to create something that as many people enjoy as squids.
Grayson Jenkins
That's actually really sweet, I'm glad that the guy's ambition and hard work have been met with overwhelming success. Not that the entire team don't deserve praise, but you can tell this guy really had his heart set on it. It paid off in the best way possible.
Luke Reyes
honestly, and that was just the first game, imagine how he feels knowing the sequel did even better, cementing the IP as a mainstay and not just a one hit wonder
thats a nice dream, wish i had one as noble as that
Grayson Bennett
I'm actually a Splatling main and consider myself semi-decent. This is the only weapon i use except when i play Clamb Blitz (I use the Brella with the bomb rush to instant reload)
William Jones
And I'm sure Splatoon 3 will do even better.
Andrew Lopez
Yeah, now I just need to get off my ass and start creating.
Adrian Williams
That's a good dream to have. I don't tend to dream that big these days anymore but I am rooting for you
Logan Wood
good luck with your dream. as for me im gonna head off, have a good one frens
Joshua Moore
I'm not too good at creating things. I think my dream would just be to be able to make a living just doing something I really like.
It must've been a hell of a thing that Splatoon was one of the main franchises they decided to ride into Switch launch territory with. It only keeps getting bigger, too.
Good night.
Levi Evans
>my dream would just be to be able to make a living just doing something I really like
this
John Hall
Well when I say that I don't think it's likely, it's just one of those "if I won the lottery" style what if dreams. I'd settle for being able to make a living creating stuff.
See ya Calliefriend
Chase Diaz
You could just invite both of them or flip a coin so they don't take it personal.
Cameron Wilson
Goodnight
Chase Mitchell
>invite both
>me and Marie fall in love with each other
FUCK
Henry Mitchell
Still, if you have the dream then you've got the drive at least a little bit. I couldn't create something original to save my life. In the end, I think we all just want a comfy life. An occasional hardship or two to shake things up, perhaps. Life's no fun without a good scare.
Logan Rodriguez
Most horror films these days are no fun. I want a return to good old fashioned slasher flicks.
Nicholas Perry
I got too many food related images. Making me hungry.
They rely way too much on jump scares
Ryder Campbell
I occasionally play the original and look at the porn since I don't have a Switch. I hope my chaos brothers win the war
Nolan Flores
It's jump scares and "freaky looking monster crawls on the ceiling and moves in fast forward" type shit. Where are the modern Jasons and Freddys?
Blake Williams
I keep watching new ones out of an obligation to the genre I love so much that gets so little respect. Still, there's a lot to be desired these days. At least I'll always have my classics. I heard Hereditary was good, but then people said The Conjuring was SCARIEST MOVIE EVER. I liked it but it wasn't anything close to revolutionary.
Agreed. We need more disturbing, atmospheric shit.
Owen Gomez
I just want to make something fun, something people can come together over, and serve as a spring to make their own content.
Caleb Barnes
If I had created something popular enough to spawn fan creations I'm not sure if I'd be amused or disturbed by Matt the Hedgehog style autism.
Carson Brooks
I think it's just because the conjuring was a step above most horror movies now. Though that isn't saying much.
Carter Edwards
At least with Splatoon, that's kind of the point. The player character is your own guy, do what you want. By default, it's dodged one of the worst pitfalls of hedgehog fandom.
I appreciated the build up and everything but it was still extremely by-the-numbers. I heard good things about Us, but I didn't watch Get Out either and for whatever reason I'm not too motivated.
Sebastian Thompson
>cute conservative black girl
VS
>white, bluepilled gremlin
GEE, i dunno user
Jeremiah Turner
>Pearl
>bluepilled
You fuckin what
Jordan Torres
Order to see things become a further cyber dystopia. It seems like the natural progression of their society and seems like it would put Grizz in a better position to become an antagonist which would be fun. If Marina's outfit and the Eye of Justice are any indication, the Order gear will be much better too.
David Davis
>he hasn't seen it yet
How?
Adam Murphy
Joshua Nguyen
Cunt looks like one of those antifa larpers, all she's missing is a stupid mask
Xavier Young
I wanna shove my dick in pearls squidhole
Hudson Price
Course I've seen it, I just said the official name of that helmet. I was saying it looks like the clothing and armor in Splatoon 3 will be cooler if Order wins.
Dominic Martin
My bad, then.
Chase Walker
>it feels like forever
>it's only been 3 fucking years
I call bullshit on time.
Michael Jones
Time flies when you are having fun.
Ryder Kelly
That hot topic bike helmet is a damn shame.
Alexander Ramirez
>This wasn't Callie in a straitjacket and diaper as I thought from the thumbnail.
disappointing.
Jacob Lopez
DISCORD AND PANDEMONIUM!
ALL HAIL SLAANESHI!
James Davis
>prefer the idea of chaos
>the aesthetic on order equipment is way better
>and will probably lead to a cooler looking world if order wins
wat do?
Adam James
We both know it's typical for the chaos group.
Christian Gomez
Fuck main fags
playing various weapons to improve your general skill is the patrician choice
locking yourself with one weapon makes you suck if you ever were to pick anything else
this shows in salmon run
Michael Thompson
Splat dualies
I only got the game a few days ago and I'm only level 13 right now, so that could be subject to change
Camden Green
Well fuck me for hating chargers
Evan Rodriguez
That'd explain a lot of the assholes I see in SR. I'm not in any way perfect but I can use specific weapons for what they're good at. Almost no one else seems to get it. I can't remember the last time I saw a dynamo roller that wasn't me one-shot a steelhead. I'm still amazed at this one guy a month ago who knew to use it during the geysers to kill the goldie in like 4 hits.
Julian Howard
Was nice seeing you faggots again, but I gotta split. Later.
Levi Myers
Best have good dreams, or else.
Wyatt Harris
See you on another thread.
Benjamin Martin
Sometimes I feel like people in salmon run have trouble with anything that doesn't have instant automatic fire and requires any kind of thought to use other than simply pressing ZR.
Aaron Nguyen
Even that isn't the absolute worst of it. I've seen people die repeatedly without killing any bosses. Splattershots, dualies, sloshers, you name it.
Austin King
When I see someone who's splatted less than 100 orange eggs over the course of 3 waves and brought less than 10 golden eggs, I wonder, how are these people able to function in real life? Are they even able to breathe and eat by themselves?
Hudson Nelson
But I'm great at Salmon Run and just use Splatlings and Explosher 99% of the time.
Eli Myers
>tfw no more comfy quirky urban Japanese sea life fusion setting anymore
This is trash
Samuel Stewart
The obvious answer would be that we're playing with children, and that obviously happens from time to time. All the same, I'm pretty sure most children these days could barely even get to profreshional, much less keep it enough to stay in the same pool of players and annoy me this relentlessly.
Nathan Harris
Nathan Green
Acid Hues and Fly Octo Fly
Kayden Roberts
I can see them staying in the 0-100 range just from being carried enough.
John Morris
>pretending to be polite to raise your Octosocial credit score
Samuel Turner
One day I'm going to die of an octo cute-induced heart attack.
Guess it comes down to the individual kid, but I just don't have enough faith in kids these days for even carrying to do all that much for em.
Tyler Evans
Damn I wish I played splatoon more. I love it and yet I barely play it. To be fair I don't really play anything else and just sleep most of my days away but I'm trying to get out of that.
I'm trying to play a ton before the final splashfest and I'd appreciate if anyone could help me out with a simple question. Are joycons the best way to play this game (using motion controls ofc) or should I use a pro controller or the joycon dock controller thing?
also is pixiv the best place to find cute splatoon pics? asking for a friend
Jayden Torres
Elijah Turner
I'm going to have you arrested and charged for attempted murder.
I think the controller thing is mostly personal preference, everyone seems comfortable with whatever. It's all kind of pointless when the gyro isn't as good as 1's, though.
Luis Richardson
i'm chaos 1000% because if everything's predictable it's boring as fuck and NOT a place i wanna be in desu
John Jackson
Datamines shows that the final shifty station will play right next to NILS ruins, with all the copters and Off the hook in the background, giant suction bombs will appear in a total of 3 waves, each team will get to explode the bombs in the enemy side, the last minute will feature Off the hook copter going to the center of the stage and pearl dropping down with a charged special, the first squid to get to her will be able to aim a the giant killer wail.
They really put a lot of effort in splatfest in this game
Joshua Murphy
Ayden Bell
Evan Gomez
hey, pixiv provides the best stuff.
Lucas Hughes
I'm not going to read what's underneath those spoilers, but I'm going to assume it's super fucking rad.
Landon Allen
>pretty much exclusively play woomy in Smash
I barely even have fun on my old main Puff. Figuring out angles for big brain offstage Splat Bomb snipes is all play for now.
Matthew Miller
I love this weird japanese site.
I mix it up a lot. You can't pry me away from K. Rool. I don't give a fuck if he's low tier, smashing people around like it's nothing never gets old.
Gavin Reed
Nathan Jones
Judging by female 3's face, that must really hurt
Owen Diaz
just found my new favorite splat drawing.
thanks for linking that pixiv :]
Parker Fisher
The Scrub Bucket
Brody Nelson
you sound 12
Jonathan Thompson
Man, what a sucker.
Thomas Kelly
i can't be bothered to do the splatfest
just so bored of splatoon at this point
Chase Foster
Daniel Diaz
It's a best platform for art as far as I know. Tagging system like Tumblr and allows porn (albeit you have to censor it. There's a way around it but not everyone knows). And fairly popular that even western artists use it.
Isaac Barnes
Tumblr had pretty shit tags, though. They were really unreliable a lot of the time, I mostly just went by artist's specific pages. Pixiv and the various boorus still have the best systems for art searches. Pinterest is surprisingly great for finding new shit, though. Every time I open a link, 20 others become available.
Ethan Edwards
Jaxson Roberts
Nerf this more.
Luke Foster
>Splattershot Jr. You just can't beat Old Faithful.
it's so boring but so effective
Connor Hill
I guess I should have said it has a tagging system unlike twitter. Pinterest is obviously good in finding new stuff but clearly bad at providing source which sucks since it pops up the most often when using reverse image search.
Tyler Kelly
name good feels
>place ink mine
>randomly get a kill some time later
Bentley Harris
You say boring, I say reliable.
Still, new stuff is new stuff. I'd rather dig through pinterest and a couple dead end links than sift through twitter.
Ayden Cruz
Owen Murphy
>using Tenta Missiles 8 times in 3 minutes
It didn't kill that many of them, but I know it annoyed them.
Evan Clark
>3 or 4 enemy players have tenta missiles
>There is not a single second in the whole match where I am not targeted
Gavin Lee
You are right on it is better than finding stuff on twitter. That site makes image searching such a chore. Plus preserves images that were lost due to the artist deleting images or the entire account itself (happens a lot)
Joshua Murphy
>enemy uses bomb rush
>throw one splat bomb and kills him
that shit always put a smile on my face
Adam Sanchez
>I know it annoyed them
Sure did, you son of a bitch.
I just wish I knew why fucking twitter, of all places. Literally the worst possible place to store your art and so many idiots flocked to it once tumblr went full retard.
Caleb Sanders
>ywn babysit little squid sisters
Jaxon Ramirez
I've had that happen before, it's such a pain in the ass.
Bentley Bell
Because it's popular.
Justin Morgan
>half the time it's a 10 missile barrage on you
>you're also using a heavyweight weapon like the Hydra
Carson King
Jack Morales
Fuck that noise.
Fuck that noise.
Ethan Rivera
God damn it Soccer guy, give me my playable octos.
Jonathan Turner
I remember playing against 4 tenta missile team in the last splatfest. And yeah, I had Hydra in that match. Terrible feeling.
Jordan Phillips
Also because it has the means to make yourself more well known which a lot of artists want. You got retweets and likes, both of which will be seen by the followers of whoever has done either of those things.
Nicholas Gonzalez
They should be doing both, at the very least. Twitter for the exposure and a specific site or booru for storage and safekeeping. This just seems like common sense but no one cares.
Joseph Stewart
>The Reef
>using Explosher
>enemy team has two Aerospray PG camping bridge area and they're using voice chat
>can't see over bridge to hit them accurately
>get burst bomb spammed for getting close to bridge at all
>get booyeah bomb spammed for not approaching
>my team is too dumb to use their own bombs or charge their specials
Ian Ross
Blake Robinson
Robert Wood
Some do, some don't. Some are rather stubborn about it. I have seen people suggest the idea quite a few times but the person will says it's pointless or act like it's a hard task to accomplish
Isaiah Nelson
team cunny
Blake Cruz
Those are the ones we cull first.
Bentley Taylor
Played Splatoon regularly kind of dropped off a little bit, enjoying the SMT memes but knowing that the true patrician alignment is Neutral, reject the false dichotomy of Law and Chaos.
Splattershot Jr and Bamboozler 14 Mk III in both games.
Austin Miller
How would that in any way be difficult?
Juan Allen
>tfw going Order in hopes that if Order wins we'll get rebel against it in Splatoon 3
Playing the long game here fully aware that it might blow up in my face.
Tyler Perez
It isn't, they're just lazy cunts.
Daniel Turner
please give me your best octoboys
Jordan Johnson
Anyone else come into Splat threads just to save all the art and pictures that get posted?
Carson Lewis
>give me afros
You got it, user.
Colton Rivera
need more afros, thanks user
Nolan Bennett
I'd be a terrible babysitter
Camden Ortiz
We could all use a little more afro.
Christopher Parker
Dominic Long
I just have this on hand.
Michael Campbell
Noah Fisher
We haven't actually seen any sharks yet in Splatoon, have we? Wondering if they're saving that for 3.
I saw an afro boy wearing the fish bones in my lobby and bust a gut. I love these guys sometimes, even with all the faults AC has.
Noah Green
Master Cuttlefish leading a new team in Splatoon 3, with Agent (You) as its leader, is happening right?
Noah Moore
The squoosh hairstyle.
Joseph Moore
Joshua Foster
I'm pretty sure only things with spines we saw were salmonids, cats and urchins.
Juan Turner
Jaxon Walker
>5 o clock now
Man, I need to do some stretches
Ian Reed
You should probably go sleep or something. I've got more than my fill of best little octo. I'll probably sleep soon before I start my day.
Xavier Fisher
Good idea, see ya later
Luke Howard
See you likely near the end of the week.
Thomas Torres
Why must Marina be taller than me?
Joseph Diaz
She wouldn't mind, so why do you?
Robert Gomez
Don't forget to do your squats.
Isaiah Gray
>not being 5'11
Cameron Bell
Reminder if your a law nigger, You hate freedom and freewill. You love having life be boring and never changing
Cameron Young
No, it means I am supporting Marina till the end
Charles Ortiz
She seems like the kind of girl that finds short things cute. Probably the reason Pearl is her best friend.
Reminder that if you are chaos faggot, you support anarchism and violence, people who take advantage of others would be even more rampant in a world of Chaos. There is no love and peace in Chaos.
Brody Ross
Team futa or cunny?
Thomas Ramirez
In world of complete order you're under constant control and surveillance. People would be stuck in their "proper places" entire lives without being able to rebel and fight for a better world. There is no freedom and individuality in Order.
Christopher Wilson
Nicholas Sanchez
Mason Kelly
For me, it's the Carbon Roller, the best fastfood sandwich.
Mason Martinez
ORDER
ORDER IN THE COURT
Isaac Brooks
Ms Calimari, your opening statement.
Brody Watson
Statement
Julian Gray
>He isnt willing to make sacrifices for the greater good
Sad
Samuel Gray
>Ms Hime, your opening statement
Landon Morales
Cameron Bell
Your honor...
This is a squid thing isn’t it?
Tyler Kelly
I actually wish I could pick Neutralchads, they're the real winners. There must be balance.
Grayson Rivera
>I don't have a big BUTT like my worthy adversary Callie Calamari.
Landon Carter
This is most of these threads. Horny weebs who don't actually play video games. Any and all discussion about these games is 90% lewd posting underage humanoid squids. Fucking kill yourself.
James Cox
Yes
Adam Cox
hey cuttlefish canyoumakemeasandwich
Jacob Nguyen
Noooh
Hunter Bennett
I’m gonna start making some rules
Jackson Bell
I did it
Sex
Andrew Miller
Owen Thompson
Nigga how small are you
Jeremiah Watson
Geso
Jason Ortiz
>There is no love and peace in Chaos.
No shit, Lawfag, that's the point.
Isaac Thomas
>chaotic evilfag trying to speak for all of us
Chaotic good does not approve of your edge.
Elijah Harris
>The thread has been up this whole time
Dayum.
Mason Allen
For a second there I tought you posted porn on our sacred Christian site, thank goodness for that censor bar.
Alexander Richardson
Squelchers. They almost feels like cheating sometimes.
Anthony Anderson
Parker Price
>dualie squelchers
You're right, it is cheating
Luke Phillips
Anybody else planning on getting the new shirts?
Camden Phillips
CHAOS CHAOS
James Davis
Ballpoint Splatling, but traditional heavy and kensa splattershot are up there too.
Jacob Hernandez
>blaster
Xavier Adams
Lincoln Hall
I think you're confused, I literally just went to Grizzco's and it said Sneed and Feed
Robert Myers
ICE CREAM MARINA IS CUTE!
Asher Collins
I'm an accountant. Order.
Chase Powell
Stfu
Joshua Cook
CUTE!!!
Jaxson Long
>Volleying your bullets over a wall and still killing the out of view sniper
>Placing a beacon in your special spot with nobody noticing
>Killing someone out of their special
Jeremiah Taylor
>accountant
>order
What did he mean by this?
Thomas Butler
Accounting is a profession that involves organization and order.
Bentley Rivera
Am I still allowed to be team chaos if I wear the Eye of Justice? I thought it looked stupid as hell at first but then I fell in love with my robot shopkeep look. I don't think I'll ever take it off.
I-Is this how order gets you? You put it on as a joke and can't take it off?
Levi Nelson
Jayden Taylor
Paruko saves the thread!
Robert Powell
Thank you Paruko! Now PUT ON SOME UNDERWEAR!
Matthew Garcia
user they already have a video of the map’s mechanics loaded in, just go to oatmealdome’s YouTube channel
Kayden Smith
>thread is still up
Nice
Elijah Turner
Oh shit, I might be tempted to give it a look.
Camden White
It’s just the mechanics on a flat board since the map isn’t in the game files yet
Hudson Walker
Just stop being a manlet dude
Gavin Roberts
Post comfy before the thread reaches image limit.
Xavier Moore
If you're team order, you are supporting tranny jannies.
Sebastian Cook
Ian Howard
I'm an N-Zap and Octobrush scrub. I feel like scum, but I get results.
Daniel Hall
N-Zap is an honorable weapon, don't feel bad about it.
Jonathan Gray
Assuming they aren't sold out within 15 seconds
Robert Perry
Kayden Garcia
fingers crossed, they offer them in all (relevant) territories now so they should be decently prepared.
Splatoon Amiibo haven't had shortages in ages now.
Ryder Watson
yet they never sent out another wave of squid sisters amiibo. buying them from japan wasn't hard but annoying
Hudson Roberts
i want to bend over Marie and pound her pussy while the footage transmits to Inkopolis
Samuel Torres
chaos is gonna win , no one is gonna go for marina because she is black
Evan Morris
Holy shit.
Matthew Ortiz
I want the same but replace "Marie" and "pussy", with "Pearl" and "asshole".
Carson Brooks
This but for me it’s “Marina” and instead of “pound her pussy” or “asshole” it’s “have a loving an obnoxiously long make out session while holding hands and talking about how much we love each other”
Daniel Myers
>Chaos
>Ch
>Order
>Ode
Team Chode
Thomas Harris
Dicks look good but I wouldn't want one anywhere near me.
Pussies look like shit but feel the best.
Ryder Ortiz
hot but also wholesome
Xavier Foster
The best kind of hot
Owen Fisher
Go to bed, Pearl.
Jonathan Howard
indeed, which is why we need more wholesome splatoon doujins
Isaac Smith
Holy shit this. Why must they always be full blown degenerate fetishes?
James Garcia
I love gay cephalopods.
Connor Jones
Chaos.
Sebastian Thomas
cuteness attracts degeneracy, sadly.
Bentley Peterson
I apologize for nothing.
Oliver Parker
I HAVE A MORAL, PHYSICAL, AND EMOTIONAL OBLIGATION TO FILL MARINA'S NERVOUS LITTLE OCTO BODY TO THE BURSTING POINT WITH MY LARGE WHITE HUMAN COCK AND TO MAKE MY THICK VIRILE SEMEN COVER EVERY INCH OF HER SKIN AND FILL HER EVERY ORIFICE
Charles Parker
Thomas Richardson
Because autistic whales are the only people whose income is disposable enough, and since money talks, it's all artists ever listen to.
Brandon Richardson
fuck i meant to reply to you enjoy your gay cephs
Eli Sanchez
ha
gay
Zachary Rodriguez
Last for lucky squid
Eli Rivera
No one scans sfw doujins.
Colton Wright
Doesn't have to be sfw.
Just fucking tired of literally everything being rape, guro, torture, degradation etc.
Eli Brown
Not subtle enough for me
Ayden Bailey
The writing in the back or why?
Ryan Peterson
not him but i'd buy the chaos one if it didnt have pearl on it, and it was just the symbol
Aiden Jackson
Sploosh
Ryan Lewis
Make a blacklist of tags for stuff you don't want to see. Be torough. Vanilla stuff is certain to lack futanari/rape/prostitution/etc.
While the thread is dying, I'm gonna share some decent ones from nhentai
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Jordan Ramirez
thanks user
Bentley Ramirez
Well that's just it. I set my blacklist and there's literally only one page for splatoon
But thank you anyway.
Julian White
Pretty much what the guy below said. I'd buy the Chaos one in a heartbeat if it was just the logo and nothing else.
Jordan Lewis
I like Chaos one but I don't like the back print.