Gimme all your yakuza memes
Gimme all your yakuza memes
HELLOOOOOO REEEEDDIT!
No u
I love yakuza!
Yakuza means Mafia in Japanese.
>yakuza and bkub are reddit
yikes
Don't you remember after 2016 4 chan became no fun allowed
I'm having fun with Judgement so far
Mafia in American means Italian Gang.
smae
I thought it was 2012, around Shazbowl
Nani?
Fuck off Todd
Nani the fuck?
cute
Paul Rudd is a walking meme
LAUGH
YOU FUCKING
MOTHERFUCKER
Does Paul Rudd even know Asians exist?
SU NAO NI I ROVE YOU!
>doing the haunted apartment case in Judgment
>Ghost girl appears and books it
>It's a full on chase sequence
Then again, seems like for every serious chase you get in the franchise, there's at least 3 hilariously stupid ones where you're chasing "ghosts" or other weird things.
>yagami can have a girlfriend
>there's no sexy gravure video if you accept her confession
lets go Mafia Bowling
WE'RE GOING UP AND DOWN, YOU KNOW
WE'RE GOING UP AND DOWN, YOU KNOW
Having been to Japan recently, I can say the Yakuza games make the UFO Catchers a lot easier than they are in real life.
Yuki best girl.
SONY'S GONNA FREAK
How much you wanna bet in the near future they'll have Kiryu show up in a cameo as a 50-something old man and still able to bust heads.
didn't need to go to Japan to learn that
well, he's already pushing 40's in 6, isn't he?
He's like 48 in 6, so he's probably around 51 this year
48 if I'm not mistaken. He's 37 in the first game, and 6 is set in what, 2016? So that's 11 years. Would be hilarious if we get a game set in like 2023 or whatever and he's still able to fuck shit up even after completely and totally going off the radar to chill with kids.
Saori is cute!
>I can't believe you still got it old man
>Kiryu scolds the new guy for that remark
>then in swoops 60-something Majima, dressed as a French maid or whatever and screaming "KIRYU-CHAAAN!"
>Kiryu fucking books it
lol so wacky
you have to love yakuza randomness
After half a dozen games of weirdness interlaced with the crime thriller stuff, yea, you can't exactly hate it.
Y'know It's kinda weird to me that they're going to replace Kiryu With a new guy who's not even that much younger than him. Ichiban's already in his 40's.
Is it a glitch that you can know the password for the secret casino in Kiwami before the substory with the guy who tells you the special phrase? Or was there more than one way to get the password?
It's always possible that they might not be sticking with him for 7 games like Kiryu. They might do 2-3 games with Ichiban and then introduce another guy. Of course, they could even go back to the multiple protags of 4 and 5.
Let grandpa kiryu rest he's been through to zombie apocalypses
Give me your favorite tunes.
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I wonder if they'll port Dead Souls to PS4 and tweak the controls to not be as wonky. Of course, I'm also curious if they'll ever give the PSP games the Kiwami treatment.
And robots. Don't forget about the robots
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Arpeggio from Judgment has become a new favorite for me. Shame that they were always changing the original intros for many of the games before from what I understand.
>that gun design
They could keep him around if they decide to stop basing the games in real time.
I bet they'll also do a spinoff with him, since they're probably dying to have him and Kiryu interact.
Doubt they'll ever shift to a floating timeline, they seem to like the idea of the characters aging. As for Kiryu showing up to team up with the new guys, it seems likely, though probably as special events and maybe bonus game modes.
24 hour Cinderella
Yeah, the new protagonist should've been Haruka
Nah, should have been the secret lovechild of Majima and Kiryu
why is it so easy to mod Yakuza 0? I remember people had working model swaps ready within an hour of it releasing on Steam, and I'm pretty sure dudes have even added new styles to the game too.
I play yakuza games to roleplay as an alpha who can beat up guys with ease and have wave after wave of beautiful women want me for no reason
It would be ruined if I had to play as a girl
The gameplay is the weakest part of yakuza games so it is important they don't try this. if I don't get to feel like an alpha male there is no point in playing
>tfw stupid kid when yakuza series was coming
>had a chance to get both 1 and 2 complete in box from gamestop
>got the Max Payne 1 and 2 ps2 ports instead
Can i leave some minigames undone in 0 and finish the story? Im tired of grinding, btw can you even unlock the last shrine upgrade?
yeah.
100% completion isn't necessary. You gotta finish the real estate/cabaret minigames to get each character's Legend style, but you should be able to beat the final bosses without. Kiryu's Dragon of Dojima style is pretty fun though honestly.
damn, you missed out on one good game
It should actually be Akiyama.
Nigga I missed out on the whole series until just a few months ago
I already have both styles, but i havent done park minigames, casino, shogi or mahjong, that and the amon fights
I feel like I’m the only person to like Saejima
Everyone loves Saejima
People dislike Saejima? Why?
The writers don’t
I don't dislike Saejima, but I wish the game would do something with him other "Oh Saejima went to prison"
We've had 3 games in a row where that was his shtick
Im on the first fight with kaze and I fucking hate this game
>lol it's actually ineffective to fight this one on one boss via locking because he'll fuck your mobility
>as if determined by rng sometimes when you are about to finish a combo he will break the combo and proceed to stun lock you into a series of his before knocking you on your ass and taking 1/6th of your health
>lol his light attacks will stunlock you
>lol sometimes when you get behind him and attack it will stun, but other times it will cause him to instantly 180 and stun you leading yet again into that series of stunlocks ending with him kicking you while you're on your ass
>lol now it's phase two and your only means of getting any dmg in without rolling the "will I get stunlocked" dice is to just run around and occasionally bait out a heavy from him before getting in TWO light hits and running because if you try to go for a third he will stunlock you
ive never played an action game like this and starting on hard was a mistake
They could have used Kido as the new protagonist. Guy was pretty cool.
Git gud
>struggling against Kuze
Are your fingers broken?
Is your pad working?
Is that you DSP?
hit and run on bosses user
how can this be?
what are some of the best Heat moves? I'm personally a fan of Majima's neck-snap, but the neutral pliers move get me every single time.
Does any of you anons belive the difficulty in this games is not well done?
Playing 1 and later 0 i realized its the only flaw of this franchise, there's no healing item cap for missions or even obejective to incentivize the reduction in healing item usage, and thus the way they make the game harder is by increasing enemy health and damage, arena matches seem well done though
If they were going to send Saejima to prison again they could've at least had Arai & Kido there too with him, might've been fun
Also doesn't Saejima have his own family in the Tojo now? Where the fuck are they
>baiting shitposter is back
is resetera full or something?
I guess they feel that part of the appeal is playing as an out-of-touch boomer?
Akiyama's great but it feels like the writers dunno what to do with him, his main plot wrapped up nicely in 4. Ichiban seems like he'll be closer in personality to Akiyama than Kiryu for what it's worth though.
I remember when I was a retard who got bodied by Kuze too
Simpler times
Baiting poster? I love yakuza, its my favourite sp franchise but the game doesnt have any way to make stuff hard when you can fill your inventory with toughness or stamina
You could literally just not use healing items though
OH NO
>lets excuse imperfect design by using handicaps
Of course but at one point enemies hit really hard, you should be able to heal or some margin for error, imo a good way could be setting before esch mission a challenge that gives you a reward if you do the mission like devs want, ie "use 2 staminan xx at most", "perform 5 different heat attacks", maybe im wrong who knows
>implying you wouldn't join them
the face kills me
every single time.
Luckily for you, that fight is the hardest fight in the entire game
You fight Kuze 3 more times after that but none of the subsequent fights are as hard as the first
From a thread many moons ago
underrated post
By that logic all games should be judged in easy mode since anything higher is a "handicap"
Ehehee