Literally who wanted these characters?
Crash Team Racing
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William Gray
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Jack Ward
Zem is our guy.
Also my game just arrived and I am installing it right now. Can't wait to see how all characters handle.
Liam Gonzalez
>more content = bad
I bet you’re a smash cutfag too, loser.
Henry Nguyen
>Constantly talking about CTR
>Not being able to play it when it's right in the other fucking room
Truly no worse feeling
Jace Moore
Doesn't Zam rape your girlfriend if you don't feed him?
Sebastian Martinez
Get a HDMI to USB to you fuck, then move the PS4 to your computer.
even though i have the same situation, and my family likes to use it to play Gayday Redemption II.
Ryder Ross
We could've had Brio and Koala in place of them.
Jordan Rogers
Me
Sebastian Harris
I did.
I love deep cuts. Bring on Viscount
Jonathan Turner
Faggots
Isaiah Bennett
Theyre part of CNK content unfortunately. Which was promised with launch. Dark times.
Jose Morgan
>He doesn't play youtube.com
Luke Gonzalez
>in-fucking-plying we aren’t getting them
They needed some kinda interesting characters for later
Ryan Clark
>these nobodies over N. Brio and Nina, or OBJ_Motherfucker
More options doesn't have to mean bad choices.
Carson Lee
They're both ugly as fuck, but I like Zam's pitbull skin
Jaxson Richardson
Does anyone have the coin chart?
Jordan Moore
Brio was probably planned to be Prix Bait since the beginning. No one is going to play Grand Prix challenges for Zem and Zam.
Hudson Hall
You fucks are so ungrateful. You got Taawna, you got the trophy girls, you have more than one hope to see more characters like Brio in the future with the gran prixes and yet you STILL complain like the entitled babies you are.
Fucking. Pathetic.
Matthew Fisher
They're in because they were in Nitro Kart. The game is all CTR content and all Nitro Kart content. That is literally it.
Sub-80 IQ thread.
John Gonzalez
Alternatively, I'm making discussion and you are taking this far too seriously.
Gabriel Stewart
Motherfucker, pretty much every Crash char is going to be in this racing game down the line even Spyro chars. Although i do agree most of the CNK chars are horrible aesthetically.
Parker Nguyen
Why don’t you just undock your switch?
Angel Rogers
Luke Parker
>Living with your parents
>Not owning your own television
Hunter Martinez
Christopher White
Zam is cute, and Zem is based
Dominic Green
PS4 lobby still up?
Luis Anderson
It's my brother. Can never fucking play when he's home.
Noah Thomas
Real niggas play General Tiny with the default camera so that the entire center of the screen is one giant blind spot.
Ryder Ortiz
Jace Thomas
Man up and tell him its your turn.
Camden Hall
>Although i do agree most of the CNK chars are horrible aesthetically.
Only Zem and Zam, really. The rest look pretty much fine, even if Geary's kinda generic.
Jack Gutierrez
Anything but Rilla.
Austin Rogers
Are these guys from Spyro? Would explain
Ian Torres
They are from CNK. Some of Velo's minions, probably.
Angel Hall
>Nitro Kart characters were all designed by Chris Zembillas, who did the character design in the Naughty Dog era, so literally the same blood line as all the previous characters
I swear there's just a bias against the Nitro Kart characters because they never appeared in the PS1 era.
Joseph Torres
>not playing ctr with your bro
Isaiah Price
Currently I have beaten N.Tropy on every CTR track except Oxide station where I can't even unlock him holy SHIT kill me
>mfw
Eli Allen
Stay mad
Carson Cruz
Shut up Austin, dad doesn’t love you anyways
Ryan Jones
You have to be 18 to post here.
Asher Thomas
They're a lot uglier than these sketches, in all fairness.
Ayden Young
>try electron avenue again
>can't be n.tropy anymore
I'm going to train until I'll shit my blue fire all over your motherfucking oxygen deprived face you double nigger
Ayden Reed
Oxide's minions
Kayden Harris
>have all of Coco's skins
>will never have the Star skin because I was too poor to pre-order
Andrew Richardson
I don't get it either, CNK was the last pre-remake game that had any original guys working on it, and that actually looked and felt like a Crash Bandicoot.
The year after, Crash Twinsanity came out and ruined the whole series for over a decade, and ruined the fandom for all eternity.
Julian Wood
Been grinding coins out on jungle boogie. What do you guys think is a good number to stop at fir the gp shit? I bought the summer pack and now I have 5.6k
Brody Ward
Let's be perfectly clear, every character added after the original CTR is a waste of development time. No one gives a shit about the ugly alien twins, C3PO, a fucking purple egg and a 'lolsorandom shark with a frickin laser beam on it's head xD'.
Crash is NOT a series with iconic characters. I would have literally preferred the remake to ONLY feature the original roster (plus Oxide) to make it feel more focused, rather than adding every shitty nu Crash 'wanky the cuntfox' Sonic OC that the series has shit out.
Colton Morris
That's just the closest one I could find of Velos final design. His sketch of Real Velo looks a lot like the in-game model. The worst thing the in-game models do is use textures that are too detailed.
Aiden Powell
Bitch, get on my level. My PS4 is part of my streaming rig, which is located 50km away from home.
Leo Scott
>he did the PS1 designs that must mean the designs for another game are without flaw or scrutiny
Juan Johnson
if you want to believe leaks we're getting all that and more down the line
even if you don't theres still some massive holes in carts and character skins (a lot of the CTTR cars are still absent, crash's biker outfit is missing), and they already HAVE team racing carts so you could probably assume that the racers from that are coming down the line too
Cooper Edwards
>Coco player
>Fucking poorfag
Not surprising really
David Rodriguez
Regardless, the original characters have way more charm. Oxide is the only alien character who looks good because of the silliness of his trunk, mostly. All the others look like bargain bin Orcs.
Daniel Cooper
In this case, absolutely. The guy maintains a pretty consistent cartoony aesthetic that he still holds up in his most recent work.
Austin Wood
post the leaks
Alexander Morales
>Please give me less content Daddy Activision
Daniel King
This.
Xavier James
It will probably be in the pit stop some day. I still think there should be a slight difference to make it clear that it's the pit stop version, though. Nothing bad, just a slight change.
Luis Bennett
IF YOU BOYS DON'T STOP I'LL FUCKING COME DOWN AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
Jackson Rivera
>Tfw the best one is not in the game
Give Fake Velo already. He had a slick french voice
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VAs are really hit or miss there, but some I prefer to English ones
Landon Ross
How would crash feel about all the waifufaggotry going on with his sister
Brayden Campbell
Reminds me of The Gaming Brit for some reason
Jason Thomas
I had just been laid off user.
That would be fine really.
Cameron Thomas
keep in mind everyone, this is the same kind of person who will turn around and blow his load if nina gets confirmed
Ayden Scott
kys zoomer before i do
Anthony Phillips
Is it bad that I really love this game but I don’t know like 75% of the characters? I’ve only played Twinsanity and a little of the first insane trilogy game. Oh and that mutant crash games on like the ds
Alexander Jones
>Let's be perfectly clear, every character added after the original CTR is a waste of development time
>Unironically hating Chrunch and N. Trance
They are completely fine dude. The CNK OC's are the only ones that vould be considered bad. Hell, Nina would be great in this game too.
Austin Parker
He would probably sleep.
Leo Perry
I just don't get it. Nobody fucking bought Crash post-ND. Who is the audience for all these shitty Nu Crash characters created by a bunch of long-bankrupt shovelware studios?
Henry Martin
Its too bad it didnt translate well over to CNK. Guys pretty good otherwise.
David Cooper
Are the new characters paid DLC or some other bullshit modern surprise mechanic? Or do you have to actually earn them like real OG's?
Adrian Williams
I'm 24
Ryder Sanders
If you didn't play CNK you won't know any of the new characters since all them except Crunch and N. Trance were exclusive to that game.
Aaron Myers
>even if Geary's kinda generic.
Geary looks boring when you're just looking at him as a still image, but in motion, I'm legitimately surprised how expressive Beenox made him. His eyebrows and forehead move, his mouth can make different poses and everything, he's just fun to watch
Wyatt Wilson
>Crash Twinsanity came out and ruined the whole series for over a decade
How so, out of curiosity? I don't think I've played that one.
Joseph Gutierrez
It's because can jerk off to nina but not zem and zam
Aiden Davis
motherfucker is in every arena, he was always meant to be an NPC since Crash 1
Austin Sanders
>Nu Crash characters created by a bunch of long-bankrupt shovelware studios
That's the thing, Vicarious Visions didn't die. So neither did their characters.
Andrew Kelly
Coco is ugly!
UGLY!
William Carter
My save file got just corrupted.
Rip 101% Adventure mode
Rip 18/32 Oxide time trials
Tyler Mitchell
There's more than one motherfucker, this is very well established.
Alexander Jones
Like I said before, I think it's the textures that ruin it. The design is very close to the concept art, and his color scheme is loud and vibrant, but what the fuck is all that skin detail
Samuel Turner
alright that's all 3rd hubworld done, its been refreshing since papu's pyramid.
Parker Cook
>played the original a long time ago
>don’t know who any of these new people are
>see disinterested mime
>haven’t played anyone else since
>tfw I’m a normie
Andrew Baker
They still haven't fixed that? You'd think this would be an emergency patch situation.
Chase Russell
His winning animation is literally kino. Once they bring the podium online I may have to abandon the speedchad master race just so I can style on people
Kayden Perry
>tfw this isn't gonna be a skin
Ryder Anderson
The only people who like Crunch and N-Trance are the people who didnt play the Pre ND games and somehow grew up with Wrath and the Handheld games being their first exposure to the series. Similar to how Dark Souls 2 players will defend that game to their dying breath because they started with that. You might find a few outliers with those but the inclusion of these characters in coinciding bad games helped kill it off.
Adam Allen
>mfw I had to buy them just so I can't buy future characters whithout these two faggots occupying the slots in the pit stop
Jack Jones
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I don't think much of Crash music but this one's a jam. It's intense but keeps the Crash vibes.
Samuel Cooper
Sebastian Davis
I don't know SHIT about post-Naughty Dog Crash. Does CTR have any brand new OCs? I wanna see if future crash characters will actually understand his Warner Bros design philosophy, or if we're gonna get more "rejected Jimmy Neutron Villain" shovelware trash we got in the 00's
Jason Parker
nvm have to do polar pass again for some reason (corruption happened only on that attempt)
Nicholas Watson
Just googled her, looks shit. Someone read My immortal and decided what Crash needed was a super special teenage girl self-insert character. Does NOT deserve a place in the roster.
Lucas Long
now you're on my time
Henry Brooks
He reminds me of Baron Von Ghoulish
Adrian Brooks
Just watch
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Carter Perry
>Vicarious Visions didn't die
They never made any new characters for Crash. These aren't their characters
Justin Bennett
Jace Reed
Is this console specific? Or all platforms?
Owen Martin
There's no NF exclusive characters unless you want to count Baby Crash and Coco.
Ryder Diaz
Its a mixture of both. His VA did a fine job all things considering. Also Robot Velos design is one of the more passable ones.
Nolan Cruz
It's clearly not his most inspired design regardless. How can you hold him up to something as inspired as Oxide and say, "Yeah, that green space goblin is as deeply inspired and alien as him." You cannot.
Elijah Lee
>disinterested mime
that's such a stupid name but I love it
Nolan King
Whose characters are they?
Oliver Robinson
He's like Oxide without the autism and his VA is amazing.
Thomas Harris
Sorry to hear. They're suppose to be updating and fixing it by July 3rd. I advise anyone to just not play till then.
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Isaiah Flores
>How can you hold him up to something as inspired as Oxide and say, "Yeah, that green space goblin is as deeply inspired and alien as him." You cannot.
My Space Jam nostalgia gets in the way.
Jaxson Adams
So I was playing just a moment ago and I saw a guy online playing as what looked like a worm wearing a mask. He was driving a hovercart. Idk if his character model glitched or what. Didnt take a pic but was wondering if you guys have seen something similar.
Aaron Cook
>Eat less, exercise more
Holy fucking based Crunch
Michael Hall
Rumor is that it is caused by that bonus track on PS4. something something same memory address than other track, I don´t really know but thats something I heard.
Evan Cooper
This game fucking sucks the rubberband is ridiculous. Just beat Papu Papu and it just made me realize how blatant the rubber band is.
>Shot him with rocket
>pass
>he gets some form of superboost as soon as I pass so he's in the lead again 5 sec later.
Thinking about dropping the SP cause this garbage. Is the Multiplayer any good? Any rubberband there? How's Sonic Team Racing multiplayer?
Nicholas Clark
The studios that created them. Not legally, but creatively.
Ayden Rodriguez
It completely changed the tone of the series. It turned both Crash and Cortex into complete joke characters. It's the only game ever with a full a capella soundtrack, and thank god it's the only one. The humor was dialogue based instead of practical, taking away the little Crash had in screen presence and leaving him as literally just the pawn you play as. Also the game was very unfinished, because they scrapped their original, VASTLY superior idea, Crash Bandicoot: Evolution, for Crash Twinsanity, because Ratched & Clank had a similar plot. Boo fucking hoo. Just make some minor changes instead of throwing a fucking tantrum and ruining a classic series.
Jason Campbell
what's this? the nig-nog version?
Nolan Lee
I haven't played CNK, but his podium animation was the reason I main him now.
Him and Nash are the only good non CTR characters by miles.
Landon Parker
That's actually kind of fair. I won't hold it against you.
Landon Torres
I never played N.Tranced or any of the other handheld Crash games until very recently on an emulator and I think N.Trance's pretty neat; His design is commited to the main traits of the character, brainwashing & craziness. I dont think the egg in a mech design is that great, but from a more objective standpoint, I don't think there's much to object to with N.Trance's original design.
It's been sterilised since CNK however unfortunately, would love to see that King K Rool look on his eye or the stopwatches again.
Dominic Wright
Give me a single reason as to why those characters are bad without mentioning the quality of the game they came from (Which wouldn't even work with N. Trance since he came from an actually a good game)
Brayden Harris
This, and that's great because we got based Krunk, Norms and Geary.
Gavin Harris
>Which wouldn't even work with N. Trance since he came from an actually a good game
He's not from a Naughty Dog game?
Ethan Fisher
r8
Dylan Ramirez
>They never made any new characters for Crash.
N Trance
Leo Hill
Who else keeping all PS2 literal whos locked forever? Keeping my coins saved up for Tawna and trophy girls.
Elijah Anderson
Alright lads citadel city platinum's to go for paintjob, am I in for pain?
Cooper Cook
>How's Sonic Team Racing multiplayer?
Played locally with a friend on launch day, we had fun with it. From what I gather online is dead and matchmaking wasn't good but I heard the team is working on fixing it
Bentley Barnes
Based and Dingopilled. Beach best skin
Christian Stewart
>The Cortex karts are a low poly, less detailed version of their in-game karts
Did they fuck up?
Robert Evans
Top is better aesthetically but I like how the bottom kart looks like it's covered in blood
Brody Moore
Shit taste detected.
Kill yourself, faggot.
Hunter Collins
I want the beach skin. I just didn't want all the other trash in the summer package.
Elijah Lewis
The GBA games were made by Vicarious Visions
Jaxson Fisher
Well what are you waiting for? Win those races.
Caleb Moore
I'm grateful that they added the Nitro Kart boys. I never played CNK, so if it wasn't for Nitro Fueled I would have never known just how BASED Nash and the Norms are.
ARE YOU FALLING ASLEEP OUT THERE
KEEP MOVING, KEEP MOVING, KEEP MOVING
Jason Thompson
Woah
But seriously though, does Crash even know what sex is?
John Rodriguez
>Perhaps we should try out robot shark minions!
>But he lost
William King
Yes, don't let CTTR meme you otherwise. He does like sex and he does in fact, want to save Tawna in the first game because he likes her.
Carson Smith
Jaxson Myers
how the fuck do you unlock penta
Michael Thomas
i always imagined crash having sex would be like how he approaches the polar bear segments in which he turns to the camera and raises his eyebrows a few times before he tackles it to ride.
With the difference being the polarbear would be nina cortex
Zachary Gray
WHYYYY-YYYYY YYYYOOOOOUUUUUU
Anthony Anderson
The GBA games that N trance is from are just based off the Naughty Dog games anyway, even re uses their music.
Landon Walker
Ok but you said he's from a GOOD game. he's not from a Naughty Dog game
Justin Bailey
Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhh some 'pinions on this?
Lucas Howard
My headcannon is that he fucked Tawna, then Tawna left him, then ever since he's been a complete wreck with girls, leaving him much more awkward when dealing with Pasadena later on.
Zachary Thomas
Is the one on the left a girl? I hope so. I just fapped to it
Alexander Davis
>Blood
That's strawberry jam
Robert Ramirez
WTF?
Is this real?
Sebastian Martin
Cheat code
Dominic Howard
They look uninspiring or bland, pull from another character, outright retarded, or in the rare case like Fake Velo they work to a degree.
>Which wouldn't even work with N. Trance since he came from an actually a good game
Wrong. That was a pretty forgettable handheld pile of crap.
Bentley Gray
They need some good skins is all. They look like mobile phone game generic asset enemies for fuck sake.
Asher Phillips
>Zam has a really fucking awful dog skin for a legendary skin that makes him piss
Zachary Carter
Paint job/wheels don't really compliment Gearys skinjob
Chase Bell
no
Charles Howard
I've beaten Crash Nitro Kart, why don't I remember these guys?
Eli Harris
>Then he'll fit right in!
Sebastian Flores
Because their designs are fucking generic shovelware trash
Carson Torres
>based off ND games
>mimic them like Wrath of Cortex did only in a much more shallow way and on a handheld
Sure lets go with that. I agree with maybe a few music tracks being passable.
Gabriel Foster
top one is pure rad/10
makes me wanna go buy pingas off him
bottom one is neato as well
Leo Cox
Wheels and Geary are based, but the paint looks a little too bright imo. Maybe go a gold or the mustard/whatever Papu's color is?
Oliver Jones
How come these two jackasses got legendary skins when the other NK bosses (or Papu Papu, for whatever reason) didn't?
Samuel Carter
>Despite her competitive streak however, her attitude quickly softens upon speaking to Crash for the first time. It's shown she has a crush on him, openly stating he's 'cute' and flirts with him. Whenever she asks for favors, he does them willingly but when she states she wants to kiss him or makes a similar suggestion, Crash would either look like he'll vomit or get frightened right in front of her meaning he's a little uncomfortable with Pasadena's feelings towards him. However, Crash himself has shown interest in her as he acted like a dog as a sign of him considering her attractive.
crash is literally a looney tune
Sebastian Perez
The GBA games are suprisingly good, N-Tranced being the better of the 2. Emulate them and see for yourself.
Chase Carter
>shovelware is good
Holy zoomer nostalgia batman
John Rivera
Oh I wasnt trying to imply they were quality games but just that I can see N trance in a naughty dog crash game.
Sebastian Barnes
Why mention Fake Velo when we are talking about Crunch and N. Trance? I already said I think the CNK folk look ugly
Christian Martin
They're from Team Oxide which is quite frankly pretty forgetteable as a team. At least Team Trance has brainwashed Dingodile who looks insane, but Team Oxide has nothing
Zachary Turner
HAPPY TRAILS, PAL
Elijah Cooper
You're one of those tasteless drones that thinks Twinsanity is a underappreciated gem, aren't you
Connor Collins
James Torres
If I had to take a guess, I'd say the CNK bosses are having their legendary skins being saved for a future Grand Prix, more than likely to coincide with the release of the true final boss of CNK, False Emperor Velo and the CNK boss hover-bike.
Brody Lopez
Then the same concept applies from my prior comment. Add onto the fact they were pretty much nothing characters and added about as much use as a screen door on a submarine.
Kevin Davis
Gotta use dem shortcuts.
But yes, bosses rubberband like no one's business.
Blake Green
Twinsanity had potential, as it is though, it's a buggy pile of trash with an amazing soundtrack and good jokes.
not the guy you replied to
Jeremiah Howard
Not my fault you can't accept anything that isn't your childhood.
Alexander Watson
Why you shitposters always purposely misunderstand what people say about Twinsanity?
Nobody ever says it is sn underapprecciated gem, people always say it had clearly potential but it was ultimately wasted by time constraints and other production problems.
Leo Clark
Man Velo's vehicle is cool as shit
I want to drive in that
Luis Torres
They knew no one would play papu
Jackson Wilson
>no budget licensed shovelware the game developed by no budget licensed shovelware the studio on no budget licensed shovelware the console
>good
Poor deluded little zoomer
Jack Thomas
>Nothing about the game was anywhere close to good
>Fucking disgusting trash soundtrack
>"potential"
ZOOM ZOOM
Carter Brown
>"added about as much use as a screen door on a submarine"
>Both being Final Bosses and playable on multiple occasions is "not being used"
Nicholas Green
woah
Matthew Campbell
>people always say it had clearly potential
But it clearly didn't. Even the parts that were finished were utter trash.
Josiah Taylor
I'M SO CLOSE *BURP* ..I CAN TASTE IT!
Adam Ramirez
I want to watch them rape Coco
Cameron Adams
>he doesn't like a cappella
How about you go listen to trashstep you braindead mongoloid
Luis Jones
WHY DO WESTERNERS KEEP DOING THIS
WHY ARE ALL THE CRASH AND SPYRO CHARACTERS SO FUCKING UGLY?
Austin Clark
>Entire thread is entitled purist literally crying about having more content
When did this threads turn into Smash ones?
Grayson Butler
The animations in general in this game have so much soul it's ridiculous. As someone who has animated before, it's legit some of the best cartoony animation I've seen in a game. Especially Small Norm's podium animation. The way he stretches and bounces is great, so much effort and SOUL for a character who was pretty much a literally who.
Luke Cook
>OMG THEYRE MAKING MOUTH NOISES THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THEN ACTUAL INSTRUMENTALS!! MOUTH NOISES!!!!!!
Henry Morales
They did the opposite though. Look at Small Norm in CNK compared to this. He's actually cute now! He was an ugly bastard before.
Zem and Zam are just ugly fucks and there's not really anything that could be done. I still like them, they're the game's Wario/Waluigi
Carson Collins
> OMG I LOVE AUTOTUNE AND SYNTHESIZERS THAT DON'T FOLLOW A BEAT, FUCK ACTUAL MUSIC
Michael Flores
Why did they feel the need to add so many garbage characters from those dogshit PS2-3 games? They should have spent that dev time working on performance so it could run at 60FPS.
I legit can't fathom who could possibly feel nostalgic about those trashfire games.
Sebastian Reyes
im still hoping for a full-on bike class
Landon Taylor
Most of them are really cute now.
I only feel like that image when it comes to Komodo Joe. The rest are fine.
Grayson Martinez
Stop biting his bait you dumb motherfucker
Adam Cruz
>shows a perfect example of "realistic features on a cartoony face" ugly dreamworks shit.
>They did the opposite
???
John Jackson
Microtransactions when?
Jose Hughes
No, anyway here's some music
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Blake Hill
Fuck no, karts only.
Wyatt Davis
>Real fucking music and instruments
>autotune
Mouth noises isn't music
Dominic Wilson
It's still an improvement over this shit m8
Luke Ortiz
Crash cartoon series when?
Skylanders already got one
James Garcia
Then what are lyrics ya ding-dong diddly simp
Luke Adams
>Uses "bait" as a downvote instead of it's actual meaning
Don't you ever fucking post here again, outsider
Sebastian Harris
Turn characters were a mistake.
Asher Fisher
>terrible final bosses one of which was recycled 5x with a different element like a Pokemon
>defending their inclusion as hardly memorable nobodies
Luke Brooks
>468706764
>anime image
>"lyrics are musical tunes"
Was this bait seriously supposed to fool anyone?
Ayden Sullivan
Not until we've purged the fandom of drooling Twinsanity faggots.
Titans didn't produce any cancerous fans, why did Twinsanity?
Isaiah Gutierrez
Reminder that Crash fucked your sister
Cooper Thomas
>playing as Pinstripe
>boosting perfectly, loads of reserves, playing perfectly
>get DRASTICALLY outsped by a POLAR player who has no fire at all and is just hopping
What the FUCK is this shit? Is this some kind of bullshit new tech or something? It's not fucking froggying because I've tried that and it doesn't work in the remake. I've never been this angry in my life.
Alexander Rogers
Jack Cooper
Oh my god, I need this. I already have black (skunk) Crash.
Andrew Turner
Twinsanity has zoomer nostalgia
Evan Perez
time to return the favor
Lincoln Wood
You expect soi boi zoomers to understand that?
Ian Ortiz
That's an alien dog, user.
Ryan Hughes
Been waiting for one since 2005
Its probably easier to adapt it for a cartoon than other video game properties considering Crash was based off Looney Tunes.
Hunter Gomez
>zoom zoom doesn't know the difference between looney tunes and animaniacs
Don't you have some CalArts lesbian propaganda to watch?
Michael Johnson
Guys how do I do that fucking turn on Dragon Mine, whether I drift or hop it still ruins me.
Leo Ward
I don't think it should be a Looney Tunes type cartoon. I'd like actual interesting stories with Crash, but obviously leave plenty of room for funny moments.
Landon Morris
>Crash fucking Bandicoot
>story
Camden Barnes
I want to clarify this fucker wasn't just going as fast as me, he was going like USF speed on Android Alley, what the FUCK
Jackson Morgan
I love how fast Trance apparently got to work brainwashing Dingo.
Jackson Nguyen
Easy
You just don't. Its impossible. Never pick that map online.
Christopher Phillips
Oxide Station is all about the blue fire, after the outside space jump you need to maintain it at least for a few bends then you'll be way ahead of trophy and likely end up with a better time than Oxide as well.
Liam Lopez
hop-brake-turn
Dylan Hughes
Youd know all about that from expercience eh? Nice freudian slip.
Adam Smith
Yes, it's Crash Bandicoot, not Beavis and Butthead.
Noah Hall
>defending CalArts
zoom zoooooom
Nathaniel Kelly
Not him but Crash's world has a ton of potential for stories, especially now that they've reintroduced the CNK characters
Mason Price
Jump, release acceleration, tap break and hold down+right in the air, then press acceleration again when you hit the ground.
Ayden Morales
>Titans didn't produce any cancerous fans
Radical fans exist out there.
Jacob Howard
>Crash's world has a ton of potential for stories
No it doesn't.
Justin Cox
Not him but interesting doesn't mean deep.
>Crash gets hit with a ray and becomes a bigger threat than Cortex forcing him to fight crash in a role reversal
>Uka Uka fires Cortex and hires someone else
>Tawna breaks up with Crash and fights over her with Pinstripe
>Crunch feels like he doesn't belong and almost turns evil again
It's so easy i'm shocked it hasn't been done
Lucas Evans
Where was i defending it? You brought it up in the first place. So from your slip of tongue we can deduce...
>zoomer who wants to be above that
>loves CalArts
Sounds pre simple to me. Now, coming to grips with these facts is another story and one that youll have to undertake. Should be amusing.
Grayson Jackson
I KNEW IT I KNEW PEOPLE WERE GONNA COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT BEING ENOUGH DIVERSITY! I SWEAR IT'S LIKE THEY CAN'T RELATE WITHOUT PLAYING THEIR OWN RACE
Dominic Carter
Uka Uka is having an orgasm while giving me Invincibility and I like it a lot
Luis Butler
Why not? It has mad scientists, hypnotism, mutants, aliens, time travel, a bunch of different settings and characters.
Ryan Morales
The Production Bible laid enough groundwork for an entire series of games so it could easily be used to kick start a cartoon series hell the stories don't even have to be that deep just something other than "Cortex fights the accursed Bandicoot".
Cameron Wood
Then you're a fucking idiot. I bet you loved Crash Twinsanity as well.
Jordan Young
the face isn't doing much for me but when i saw the body i knew the trombosis was begining
James Ross
That's Subverse you're thinking of
Cooper Hall
They aren't actually froggying, that's just a connection issue. Think of it like the first day when everyone was teleporting around but much less severe.
Joshua Morales
>Lets take a pure and simple video game and slap on a bunch of garbage ass Jimmy Neutron "stories"
Why? What does any of this crap offer anyone?
Joshua Rivera
Knowing modern cartoons
It'd have some lore and build up but otherwise each episode will just be a self contained typical situation of the week deal
Alternatively the Sonic Boom route works
Gavin Edwards
N. Gin labs and hot air skyway are pretty awful but cortex castle and oxide station aren’t that bad really
Logan Mitchell
>Huge Adventure rehash
>Crash of Titans
>Relationship drama?
>Character who already doesnt belong feels like he doesnt belong....but honestly that would just be a retread of thousands of other stories doing that
Ian Foster
What will happen if we unexpectedly see tons of Megumi players online?
Jonathan Jackson
Well no obviously not since Twinsanity is the kind of Nick toon garbage you seem to want
Easton Turner
FUCKING GIVE ME
Seriously, need Rilla Roo back along with Crash Bash
David Davis
wait tawna and the trophy girls are in the game??????????
Charles Ross
>I don't understand anything about what the brand should be
>just shoehorn whatever is popular into it
Blake Roberts
Those both sound like great scenarios. Damn, now I want this show too
Dylan White
>Tfw didn’t preordered but when I got my copy it had the download code inside
How does this happen? I thought they only send an exact amount on how many people preordered it. Some thing happened to me with the blimp from gta 5.
Dylan Ward
I've beaten all of Tropy's ghosts on the original CTR tracks except oxide station
Is it safe for me to beat his oxide station time or should I wait until the patch?
I don't have all the plat relics yet either
Hunter Adams
Why did you reply to yourself?
Jordan Stewart
They put preorder codes in physical copies.
Most retailers didn't get the message to pull the codes out.
Asher Perry
Are you fucking kidding me? Crash Twinsanity is the last thing I'd ever want to see in a Crash TV series, along with a series with no plot.
Kevin Mitchell
If you're on ps4 just wait for the patch to be safe, it's only a few days.
Kevin Stewart
>people can't agree with each other
Retard
Aaron James
They'll be unlockable characters starting from the July 3rd update
Oliver Lee
>filename
David Torres
I... I don't understand how Capture the Flag works. I have the Red flag, drive it back to Blue, and half the time nothing seems to happen. No points. No dropping off the flag. Nothing.
Playing against AI.
Daniel Perry
But twinsanity is the sort of budget grubbing sonic boom tier "self aware" cartoon trash you seem to want
Brayden Collins
XTC dealer skin
Walt Walter skin
Aaron Gray
titanbros are based
Kevin Rivera
I always buy my games from Sainsburys (the supermarket) and they always have the pre-order bonus DLC in the box
James Anderson
>can't connect to servers
BROS
Brayden Adams
>People talking shit about N.Tranced
For a post Naughty Dog game on the GBA it is pretty well done for the most part. Now the limitation of being on the GBA hurts it, but level design wise it is mostly Crash as we know it actually on a 2d plane. They even do chase levels with crash coming towards the screen and all.
It might not hold a candle to the OG trilogy or CTR, but it still does the job it was given well enough.
Wyatt Rodriguez
Same. Also
>filename
?
Charles Long
Your flag is still away. People forget that in CTF you actually need to return your flag before you can cap theirs. Play ball.
Jacob Jenkins
At least an hour on hot air skyways platinum god damn
Leo Kelly
i cannot see any example of this desu
Chase Hill
I got the Electron skins too.
Star Skins are different.
Levi Reyes
It's just a low effort shitposter. No arguments and buzzwords like "zoom zoom".
Chase Diaz
Zembillas is shit though. Naughty Dog's revisions and lore are better.
Justin Hughes
Seconding this
James Green
How is it entitlement when consumers want fucking content In their 60 dollar games in an age where these same games come with day one patches and dlc before the shit is even out?
Evan Mitchell
What's the gayest/hottes/most fur-bait skins for Tiny? I'm doing my research before buying
Isaac Young
I find that kinda hard to believe. Making some guy go through every copy and removing the code sounds like a huge waste of time and would be easier if the publisher just set two sets of copies.
Also when I got gta 5 at GameStop, the guy asked if I preordered and basically called me a loser for not doing so. When I got home the download code for the preorder blimp was there.
Josiah Turner
Uh, no? You seem to want a brainless cartoon with no story that leaves Crash as a useless prop just like Crash Twinsanity.
Bentley Lopez
>pull the code out
no need, it will expire eventually
and even so, retailers won't open the copies to remove the code it's a waste of time and letting the stuff in is a good marketing tactic for the next game.
Bentley Harris
Notice how you can't actually call the game good? You need to say shit like "well for a [x] it's kinda okay for the most part..."
Don't make up excuses for it. It's just a straight up no effort shovelware game. Don't give it a fucking pass because it has the Crash name attached
Kevin Gomez
His default? The guys wears nothing but a loincloth
Aaron Howard
default desu
William Diaz
Ethan Reed
Dobermann
Angel Williams
>You seem to want a brainless cartoon with no story that leaves Crash as a useless prop just like Crash Twinsanity.
Yeah, see? The cartoon that you want.
Josiah Wright
Michael Powell
Does anybody else feel like they changed the jump mechanic a tiny bit? Almost all of my jumps are just barely off. Getting the shortcut in crash beach is nearly impossible for me now.
Gavin Thompson
yes the inertia is different
I think it's caused by the rounder ground
Samuel Gonzalez
I specifically meant that I wanted a cartoon that had an actual story, that let Crash be a part of that story and not just the character that the camera follows, that wouldn't just be pure slapstick. That's literally the opposite of Crash Twinsanity.
Luke Hall
I had input delay when playing on the switch, had to change TV settings to fix it.
Austin Reed
WHEN THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING SKIN COMING TO THE PITSTOP
Lincoln James
Thank you my pals. I was under the impression that the game would have multiple non-recolor skins. My bad. I want to get fucked by Uniform Tiny!
Nolan Perry
That's so fucking convoluted
Jack White
I feel like my account is just fucked because I have never once gotten 600 coins in a race even if I win.
Joshua Collins
I have a question guys
what's the best in case I run on an obligatory jump with a green booster
should I stop drifting to make the jump or should I continue to try to get my 3 perfect boosts?
Brody White
It's legitimately a better Crash installment than fucking Wrath of Cortex at least.
imo the only thing that hurt it is it pulled too heavily from level designs and assets from the ND games, much like XS/Huge Adventure. Also the Coco and Crunch levels were kind of shit.
Christopher Watson
Crash for smash and Mario for CTR.
Kayden Torres
I've never liked the aliens, even Oxide.
Noah Hill
Why are there no fish or bug mutants? Where's the femme fatale funnel web spider or the clumsy comedian blue ring octopus?
Levi Torres
Yep
Sewer Speedway was a good track
Jason Howard
>that let Crash be a part of that story and not just the character that the camera follows, that wouldn't just be pure slapstick
Then you don't understand the brand.
Grayson Reed
>as it is though, it's a buggy pile of trash with an amazing soundtrack and good jokes.
There's also the fact that a huge amount of the game was cut, so there's many missing levels and cutscenes, such as this one about the "Vice-Versa Reversa" machine that only gets brought up once in the final game.
Benjamin Cooper
I noticed that for turning and powersliding, too. It's kind of annoying but after a few hours yesterday I kinda got used to it. At least enough to start driving well again, still can't jump for shit though.
I've always worried about this but don't know how to fix it on my TV. It doesn't have a gaming mode as far as I can tell, it's too old. And I'll be damned if I ever let a """smart""" TV into my home.
Jason Scott
How come you unlock N. Tropy for beating all of his times, but you seemingly get nothing for beating Oxide's times.
Kevin Walker
Two reasons you would:
1. Your reserves are low and you want SF/USF
2. The jump can be cleared without hopping anyway
Reasons you wouldn't.
1. The landing turbo is bigger and would grant more reserves than powersliding would.
2. It's a difficult jump
Andrew Morgan
every citadel city relic has been an nightmare
Hunter Thompson
I’m pretty sure all those characters except obj_motherfucker were datamined for future Grand Prix events
Oliver Edwards
post more coco
Juan Martin
It's never too late to fix fundamental flaws with the series.
John Jones
I wouldn't be surprised, but I'm gonna need a source, my dude.
Robert Baker
get a job and buy your own tv and console
Gabriel Brooks
I have my own Tv and console.
Adrian Taylor
Imagine having such awful taste that you talk shit about Nash.
Chase Kelly
HOW 'BOUT AN EGG?
Brayden Brown
General
Bentley Hill
Post yfw you win 1st on a Tier 4 track on a weekend
Christopher Moore
god fucking damn the relic races are so frustrating
still sewer speedway, papu's pyramid and all 4 tracks in citadel city to go
Jordan Johnson
Or else what, Wooper? You gonna 'woop' my ass?
Colton Peterson
Aaah. I see. That's what I get for not growing up with Quake/UT, I guess. That sort of coordination is pretty impossible with the AI though. I just held onto Red's flag right on top of my own base and let time run out. Won 2-0 anyway.
Jaxon Gonzalez
Jack Ward
About to start the relic races, any hints for particular tracks?
Ryan Cruz
is there a way to know your reserve level ?
Anthony Price
How are these people online so good at throwing beakers?
Brody Clark
Hey look, it's orange obj_motherfucker!
Asher Allen
Reverse at the start of n gin lab to get the boxes
Lincoln Russell
Some tracks like tiny arena are plattable by just going fast, others you really need to get all the boxes and that 10 second time off bonus to win. After one try you can easily work out which category a track falls into
Benjamin Nelson
Oxide station and N-gin labs to go for adventure mode platinums
Grayson Thomas
Do you get anything out of doing CNK Relic Races and CTR challenges in Local Arcade? For that matter, can you do the Relic Races/CTR challenges from in Local Arcade and have them count in Adventure? Because it's easier to just pick stuff from a menu than to keep driving back and forth between areas.
Samuel Lewis
Bros, I'm on the edge of returning this game. I want to keep playing but...This tweet, along with Fake Crash's "trans rights" skin....I just don't really want to encourage mental illness. Thought Beenox was /ourdev/ thought they were more based than this. What happened?
Noah Moore
God just play the game you faggot
Logan Cook
bait
Michael Nelson
Not in the new game unfortunately
In the old game it would make a turbo spooling noise when your reserves were about to deplete
Hudson Roberts
>Tweet
Fuck sake, terrible.
Blake Richardson
That's just PR, grow a spine.
Jordan Morales
What's hard to understand? Double points for multiplayer games for weekends, and happy hour every day which gives pentuple (the chart says half an hour of in game play but from my experience it seems to start after your first multiplayer game and end after an hour). Pentuple bonus is also doubled on weekends.
Carter Brooks
I'm convinced its lag. Ill get hit by shit I don't see or hear from behind me constantly. Never see a beaker fly at me or a bomb roll up on me but Ill just get hit and wipe out. Even happens on turns when I cant imagine it being possible to get beakerd
Aiden Perry
How did he tie that knife on his head if he got no arms?
Oliver Gomez
@468712542 [YOu)
try better
Evan Perez
If that's just PR why did they sneak tranny content in the game? I'm sure it's just a coincidence that Fake Crash has a blue and pink skin with rainbow pattern pants
Jeremiah Foster
David Rivera
????
Brayden White
BEENOX takes another victim
Wyatt Phillips
Looks like you hit an invisible wall. Not sure what is going on.
Robert Gomez
Is he in?
Nathaniel Thomas
Failure to separate art from the artist applies here. Who gives a flying fuck what sexual orientation their employees feel the need to align with, at the end of the day it's all just fluff to appeal to a minority crowd with an annoying as fuck voice.
Oliver Rivera
Got a pic of that?
Austin Hernandez
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Adrian Allen
On top of that, they're bitching about not having characters that we already know are going to be in anyway
Adrian Jackson
this handsome lad.
that user is a retard who sees what isn't there
William Nelson
Forced Meme
Angel Butler
19/31 time trials
Henry Hughes
I disagree with that, but the Acapella REALLY doesn't fit the crash atmosphere. But that's mostly because the first game has my favorite soundtrack, where it's all really dark and uses ambient noises.
Luke Morris
Dylan Torres
>Blue shoes
Never seen that before, What the fuck, I thought that user what making shit up. This is bullshit.
Ethan Barnes
You know there's a shortcut on the left?
Levi Torres
Half the tracks in this game are borderline unplayable because theres so much clutter and some colissions are downright wrong.
Nolan Sanders
>"there is a trans character guys! they're represented by the goofy retarded joke character that the west doesn't even acknowledge !"
so trannies are represented by a character with "fake" in its name, honestly it almost feels like an insult
Wyatt Evans
>Mouth noises isn't music
What an uncultured little fuck. EVERY noise, no matter how annoying and unconventional, can be music. Listen to some based OSTs like Sonic CD sometime
Michael Roberts
protip
Get the outside, then right in the middle and finish with the ones in the pit.
Jose Gray
HUE HUE HUE
Daniel Rodriguez
coping
Easton Davis
>the zam skin in the shop right now
Cameron Campbell
The bosses always had the bullshit rubberband. Mind you bosses are a small portion of the game.
Grit it, there's worst to come.
Gavin Johnson
>t. assblasted dev
Go back to work waggie
John Cox
Where did Zem and Zam came from? Supposedly they're gasmoxians too, but did they knew Oxide before CNK? Or are they just hired racers working for Velo? Too bad that Nitro Kart didn't had a story mode with team Oxide and Team N.Trance, it would have been funny to watch all these characters interact with the bosses.
Carter Morgan
Florida skin
Chernobyl skin
Connor Gray
So this... is the power... of turning characters...
Nathaniel Garcia
Easton Gutierrez
According to the NF prequel comic they work for Oxide.
Matthew Powell
WORK THAT SUCKER TO DEATH COME ON NOW
Jose Brown
please don't bully my ripper, it's not his fault if every single other character in the game can do better than him
Daniel Gonzalez
Sebastian Williams
Jayden Evans
You get a skin for Tropy. If the reward was a character, a lot of people would complain that they'll never get to use said character
Juan Howard
Idk I can see how you guys could make the connection but it just looks like a psychedelic skin to me. But the blue shoes being away from the pink is something to note. Just my opinion.
Joshua Bailey
eh, boring.
Personally I think it should be a platinum relic themed skin for all characters, just as relic races unlocked the paint job.
Kayden Gutierrez
Absolutely Disgusting
Ian Robinson
So what? Lets say that you are exactly right and they did that deliberately. Who gives a shit?
Justin Hill
personally I'm doing them for the PS4 platinum trophy
William Parker
Can you play it on PC if you buy it through the microsoft store?
Blake Brooks
Fake crash is also a braindead moron, so take that as you will
Ryan Bell
Oliver Gray
I'm playing on switch so I don't have anything like that.
Nicholas Thomas
>hating the a capella soundtrack
Shit taste, fampai
youtube.com
Brandon Wilson
>zem is a gasmoxian
>burps all the time
deepest lore
Brody Sullivan
>Oxide's already converted every other planet in the solar system
God damn, how bad must the martians be at racing?
Anthony Carter
> picks one of the handful of half-decent tracks in the game
Most of the music is absolute trash.
Alexander Stewart
>Tropy kind of flubs and takes his time the first two laps
>Comes for your anus at 380,000 mph the final lap
guess the track
Ethan Moore
It's a gasmoxian dog who makes pig noises
Jayden Ross
slide coliseum?
Tyler Wood
Tiny Temple?
I honestly can't remember.
Parker Rogers
You might be able to stream it
Christopher Howard
Most of you is absolute trash
Ian Williams
post more webms
Charles Perez
Zem is the Wario of CTR.
Chase Parker
ok but who is the funky kong(s)
Jayden Gomez
Fucking perfect
James Turner
Ayden Diaz
Is my wife Megumi not in the game? I thought you were going to add the trophy girls but I can't find a single gameplay clip of her.
Juan Lewis
Nash is the only character as based as Funky Kong.
Owen Edwards
Until July 3rd this is all we got. Nobody recorded her at E3.
Liam Hernandez
Beach Dingodile
Asher Evans
>Time Trial
>Do really good the first time on a track
>Unlock N. Tropy
>Your time is faster than his, but it doesn't count unless you race him
>Can't replicate the success you did the first time
Ian Murphy
wednesday
Noah Cruz
>Pentanigger not at least keeping up with you
Fucking shameful.
Jason Bailey
Honestyl hoping for a patch that fixes this. I got better times than oxide on 60% of the tracks but I really dont want to have to do it again.
Juan Kelly
So based
Levi Lee
Me. Zam is life.
Christopher Foster
That's really sad. I wonder why nobody would record a cutie like her. I love Megumi!
Lucas Watson
Anyone?
Logan Gutierrez
The fact that the Polar player was able to hit EVERYONE else makes this even more satisfying. Seven hits, no misses, all human players. Absolutely glorious.
Matthew Mitchell
You don't get anything for doing the CNK stuff.
Jack Clark
I can confirm that completing it in arcade does not count towards adventure progress.
I also highly doubt there are any rewards for doing relic races or CTR challenges in the arcade as there is no way of tracking which ones you have completed unlike time trials
Kayden Wilson
The second grand prix looks kino
youtube.com
Owen Wright
They know their place around me
Hunter Myers
holy fuck if political correctness gone mad takes away my psychedelics, im going to throw a brick at you, mark
Nathan Nguyen
What does everyone like about crikey?
It's not bad looking but it's nothing special.
Jayden Robinson
>Nobody recorded her at E3.
Ryder Sanders
You guys can't be serious. Megumi is an eyesore. She's a garish whale. An annoying, loud, airheaded slut that offers nothing to anyone or anything. In fact she actively devalues this game by being there. I wish I could prevent her from showing up in the pit stop, prevent her from showing up on character select. I can almost smell her flabberous odor through the pics and webms that people post let alone my TV screen, to say nothing of how visually unappealing she is. Can you imagine MAINING that ill-dressed tub of lard? It'd probably take years off your lifespan from your body's natural fight or flight response alone. If Megumi exists for any reason it's to get put down and bullied by everyone else. If Megumi has any value, it's as a comedic outlet and a low bar to make the other girls look better.
Zachary Richardson
And thats not even showing the track's theme. According to the Beenox Co-director the track is about what would happen if Fake Crash stole N. Trppy's staff and you suppossedly race trought a prehistoric Fake Crash community and Dinosaurs with giant teeth.
Chase Gonzalez
Lads, how have NONE of you got reaction images of the anime drawn Trophy girls in Slide coliseum? Are you too distracted by the giant holograms of them? Look at the side, there is fucking qt as fuck anime versions ALL over the racer track
Nicholas Wright
It's alright. Nobody recorded Ami either.
Adrian Morales
N-gin labs platinum is impossible
Brayden King
someone posted them in a recent thread but I didnt save it
Isaac James
I'm going to be N. Tropy's friend!
Austin Garcia
See how long that friendship lasts after he corrupts your save.
Zachary Perry
>it's a someone is about a minute ahead of you online race
Justin Ross
You don't choose who you buy in the store. There's one slot that changes daily but if you buy it a new character appears
Zachary Gonzalez
>I want to get fucked by Uniform Tiny!
You think this now, but just wait until you realize how fucking how he looks in the football outfit.
Ryder Stewart
Even Ami was recorded
Ian Peterson
just go faster lol
Ethan Wright
what skin?
Oliver Brooks
I think we will get through it. It's all about communi-[ERROR]
Ethan Reed
At least they had cotton candy.
Jaxon Edwards
I love how they combined the egyptian and arabian levels of crash 3
Brody Clark
>Just did all platinum relics on hard
God I'm so, so aroused right now.
Jackson Wood
>making the ugliest character in the game the tranny rep
based beenis dabbing on trannies
Matthew Young
>CTR devs support trannys
Not surprised.
Luis Thompson
Whoever was in charge of placing the C in Mystery Caves can eat a bag of dicks
Jayden Wood
He also has rainbow shorts.
John Johnson
Name one western dev that hasn't done a trans
rights post and then you can have my outrage.
Jeremiah James
How dare you talk like that about my wife! I'll have you Megumi is a sweet little piece of blueberry pie, she is NOT fat!
Jose Jenkins
That's a bummer. Between the Adventure Mode making you replay CTR tracks constantly, and even all of the shortcut trophies/achievements only being about the CTR levels, there's really no incentive at all to play the CNK tracks, is there?
I think it'd be nice if you could just select levels from a menu while you're in Adventure Mode.
Oh well.
Anthony Brooks
>been playing the shit out of the Switch version at work
>have unlocked practically nothing on the PS4 version
it's kind of a vicious cycle and it's killing my motivation, I really don't want to do all those Platinum Relics again
David Ortiz
Is that the one that blends in with the background? Get used to that shit.
Cooper Rivera
My strat has always been to reverse, get all the 3 second boxes behind the start, then continue the track.
Matthew Gutierrez
call this a night, probably one of the hardest thing i've ever had to do in a video game
James Gomez
Who do you guys love schooling the most in online races? For me it's N. Tropy tryhards followed by Penta shitters.
Brody Mitchell
The day/night thing is really neat, but in terms of being a fun level to play, I'm not so sure. It lacks verticality.
John Morales
Anyone who has some Twitch name or something that sounds like they're streaming themselves online.
I intentionally do whatever I can to fuck any of them over.
Brandon Martinez
Tiny mains
I target them with my items exclusively.
Jeremiah Ortiz
Your wife Megumi has stinky feet!
Nolan Stewart
Original Trillogy > N-Sane Trilogy
Nitro Dueld > Original CTR
Elijah Perry
Instead of treating the boxes at the end as a row of 4x3, treat it as a row of 3x4
Lincoln Reyes
The person ahead of me, alternatively, the guy who knocks me down to 6th-7th, always satisfying to pass them up or hit them with an item.
Gavin Perry
I hope you people realize that saying you did the Platinum Relics on Hard means nothing when it's the exact same times as Medium.
Josiah Miller
Anyone got a link to that CTRNF characters tiermaker thing?
Daniel Cook
objectively correct
Tyler Adams
Ryder Davis
Ryan Myers
That's a lie! My wife Megumi's feet smell like lavander.
Cameron Davis
can't stop playing as ripper roo
Ian Davis
>tnt sticker
nice
Joseph Miller
>not 1 but 2 Krunks
Holy shit, they are multiplying.
Samuel Fisher
I don't want a job. I want my old job back.
Ryder Myers
What's that slick paint job?
Eli Ross
>team bandicoot kart
>airbrush decal
>team bandicoot paint job
Jaxon Wright
>only have 5 plat relics left
im so close i can taste that fuckin paint
Michael Diaz
I can't imagine paint would taste that good
Parker Carter
Krunk has some charm in this game. He just looks so dejected and miserable while idle. His jump and losing animation are also funny. If I could playing handling characters I'd play him more
Aiden Bailey
Taste this you little SKUNK
Jaxon Clark
I was unaware of how big Ripper Roo was. He looks like he would be a little shorty but he towers over most the cast
Ethan Ramirez
I really want chef N. Gin in the pit stop because I got an awesome fashion idea.
>Chef N. Gin costume
>Hovercraft with platinum paint job
>You now have a chef on a silver plate
Asher Brooks
>implying this hasn't already happened to me
>implying I dont backup my save every hour
3/10 you tried
Christopher King
>beating Oxide left and right all day
it's literally do the shortcut 3 times and win for most tracks, I hated doing Sewer Speedway though, I still don't get that jump 100% and its infuriating
Ryder Taylor
hihg iq post
Parker Lee
>all this customization and yet I stick to regular Pinstripe with his CTR kart and color
Grayson Myers
How many cloud servers and USB sticks are going to mysteriously malfunction over the next week? Can anyone stop him?
Colton Roberts
>tfw your save has never been corrupted
Jackson Torres
Well, how about mouth sounds?
youtu.be
Brayden Robinson
I'm a Switchad, bite my ass you blue nigger.
Juan Brooks
>someone driving up my ass
>they fire a bowling bomb
>just narrowly brushes my kart
>he tries again
>fails
>tries with his final bomb
>still fails
>I was only slightly steering to the side to avoid them the entire time
Joshua Ward
star skins are oxide edition, electron is any pre-order
Jace Reyes
Those bombs are wonky at best. I don't know which is worse Bomb or Rockets
Jacob Phillips
I'm gonna fucking masturbate right NOW
Oliver Ortiz
>Someone throws a bomb at me
>It visibly misses my kart
>But I still get hit by it
Jace Powell
I need to find this fucking model, it's so damn good. I hope she looks exactly like this in Nitro-Fueled.
Noah Morgan
It's almost 3AM and I'm not even playing CTR, just lurking this thread. Thankfully we're almost at bumplimit so I can go to sleep soon.
I love you guys tho, these threads have been really comfy ever since pre-release. I don't even lurk anything else on Yea Forums.
Blake Taylor
She looks like a chimp
Jack Russell
What is the key to making it last longer? I have seen it said that you only need not hit walls, but that doesn't seem to be true. Something something reserve boost?
Nathaniel Thomas
Holy shit, she looks amazing. Where did you find that?
Daniel Stewart
jokes on you we will have another thread instantly after this one
Robert Jackson
On Twitter, I have no idea who made it though or if they uploaded it anywhere.
Gabriel Garcia
I hope she never shows her fucking face in any Crash game again.
Austin Nguyen
I didn't know any shortcuts on Out of Time and still DNFed people a lot (I assumed this track was filled with invisible walls and out of bounds), but then another player in another race got so far ahead, I ended up studying the minimap more than actually racing
Dylan Young
Same dude, i´ve been replaying the OG on my vita and these threads have been really good while i wait for the PC port
Jacob Turner
The fuck you talking about, autist? I play games on my 4K HDR tv with surround sound
Bentley Powell
so what class will you guys think the new announced and datamined racers will be
Jeremiah Kelly
Crash threads are very comfy. These were a living hell to keep alive back in 2010-2016.
Carter Morgan
Only have 4 left, just did N.Gin Labs
Adam Mitchell
>Something something reserve boost?
Exactly. Doing perfect boosts add to your reserves and increase the duration of your fire.
Thomas Watson
Is it even possible to get all those purple gems within the time limit?
Hunter Mitchell
Yes? Which one are you having trouble with?