How many of you actually have a girlfriend that shares your autistic passion for video games?

My wife does not care at all for all my autistic hobby but still lets me do my stuff as long as I don't laugh about her arts and craft shit. Works out pretty well for us.

Except for the part where you're having sex with a man.

>mfw I'll never have a girlfriend

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They look kinda similar but nope, not him.
Anybody?

>mfw 28
>mfw never held a womans hand
>mfw to aspy to call an escort.
oh man.

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>tfw 29 and never had a girlfriend
I used to be pretty depressed about, but since i quit drinking, smoking, started lifting and learning stuff it's been pretty great. Most importantly i stopped paying attention to shitposting losers on Yea Forums.

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this but 29

somehow, i got lucky

>Overwatch
>"""""gf"""""

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i cant wait till sex robots. 30 more years user. stay healthy youtube.com/watch?v=XtI-un0cxjU

my wife and i talk about useless video game theories all the time. she's much too hot to be this dorky.

>tfw no chubby autist gf
>tfw no cubby and cute redpilled girlish bf

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If I had a bf, he would.

why would I want someone else around?

the last two aren't really an issue

Zoom zoom fellow teens!

And what do you think that does? Casual fucking doesn't even feel that good and it certainly doesn't teach you the first thing about intimacy

My gf doesn't have the same passion as me for vidya, but she does enjoy playing some

If I had one I wouldn't even want her to be into games, just let me have my hobby and I let her have hers.

Is she a dominant top that pounds your asshole?

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My gf prefers to read books and watch TV over playing games. She just recently got into manga, her first one being my hero Academia

this but 37

My girlfriend has no interest in videogames or anything that would considered conventionally "nerdy". Sometimes I wish she did however I feel as though a gamer GF isnt as great as it sounds.

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>How many of you actually have a girlfriend

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>tfw a girl likes you

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>hfw

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>She is a 25+ christmas cake
The worst feel Tbqh leave me the fuck alone you insane bitch

>28
>NEET
>KV
>never even held a girls hand
I did get a pity from hug a lesbian once though

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>Completely socially retarded
There's another side to this coin, insuferable attention whores who act like children and think it's cute. Just go to some convention and see yourself.

>all these normies

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You have a boyfriend. You're gay.

Is that a giant stain on her shirt

Mine just likes to play Mario on occasion.

Here's your adorable tranny "girl"friend, bro.

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Losers kek
I did hold the hand of a 8/10 that friendzoned me after I confessed to her. See you on the other side virgins.

i had a cute big titied gf once who was into anime an vidya... i was a shit bf and she dumped me. live and learn i guess

The experience with an escort, is supposed to melt away your fears. Because you've already done the deed. Much of fear, comes from the unknown. So by knowing what awaits at the end of the road, you're a lot less afraid.

No, but my sister does.
Plays a ton of RPGs, third person games like MGS, and now she's playing Crysis, since she wanted an FPS that wasn't linear but wasn't open world shit like Far Cry.

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One time, a girl deliberately walked next to me in the mall, and kept brushing her hand against mine. There's no way it was accidental. Unless she's really bad at judging personal space.

How do these people exist? How do they look at themselves in the mirror?

>girlfriend
My alleged family members (female) are all literal psychos so I will never let another woman be around me ever. FUCK women and fuck incels.

My wife plays Pokémon every now and then but mostly likes to watch me play shooters or Minecraft

sauce on girl

Played a ton of DMC with my classroom's emo girl and we ended up together for some time.
We broke up because she moved to the other side of the country.

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That doesn't work because it involves none of the risk because you have no stakes in it, you don't care about some std ridden hooker. That's liek playing paintball and thinking you are ready for real war lmao
And she won't teach you how foreplay with feelings involved works

Me. But all I want to do is get back on tinder and keep fucking girls before I'm old enough to settle down

What do I do Yea Forumsros? I was content with being all alone thorugh college and hs, now I can't stop thinking about a gurl. Now I feel like the rest of you "tfw no gf" faggots. How do you deal with the pain?

Yes.
She always cums inside and jokes about getting me pregnant.

>Just got engaged last month

She's not as autistic as me, but she tries all the games I want her to and she loves watching me play. She also loves anime and hentai and shares my fetishes, so that's pretty cool.

We're in the middle of buying a house and close in a few weeks. I'm more happy than I've ever been before. Wish me luck, anons

Enjoy it because it won't last lmao

Who /beta chad/ here

>several women have confessed to me
>turn them down even if they're hot because they're boring and/or not into femdom

I may be a virgin but I have the option not to be and willingly refuse. I am ascended.

also I'm turned on way more by the idea of giving head/even kissing than actually putting my dick anywhere and I don't think any girl would be cool with that

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Hope you stay together forever, user.

>have bf
>his favorite game is skyrim
>he’s never played any other TES
>he won’t play morrowind because it looks “too slow”
>refuses to play any game he’s heard is hard
>mods every single game he plays until it’s unrecognizable

send help

"Happines is the moment before you need more happines". Eventually you will start hating her for accumulated little flaws and the house will become a prision for you. Good job cucking yourself.

Are you implying girls don't like it when you eat their pussy?

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>not into femdom
How do you find out?

As an American, I am no longer permitted to interact with women.

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Yeah, he should be a lonely NEET like us Yea Forums chads, right?

Dominance as a main requirement for a female partner is fucking retarded. If you find one than only because she is mentally damaged

Had a gf who played only WoW and FOTM games. She was actually pretty attractive with a great bod but was a stoner and not remotely ready for a real relationship

Why do you let your life be guided by theramblings of some feminist lunatic on Twitter?

>this girl looks just like my girlfriend
Also, I can say it is nice to have a girlfriend that plays games, so we can play shit like PSO2, Smash, and stuff. Luckily I have kept her from playing stupid shit like candy crush.

Thanks for being a positive ray of sunshine on an otherwise shitty board.

You're a cool dude, user

It doesn't matter if she doesn't teach you everything you need to know. You're still getting the experience. You'll still end up more confident after a hooker than before.

No, but why marry anyone and fuck up the rest of your life?

I usually shitpost, but I always wish luck to those who made it.

Yes but she is more into it than me i think and is into stalker mods. Love listening to her talking about it.

people are way more open about their fetishes nowadays, especially girls it feels like, most of them go on about that shit to friends let alone people they are intetested in

the alternative is literally being unable to have any kind of enjoyable sex in my life so I'll take the mental problems

Because not everyone is a perpetual teenager who thinks playing videogames and browsing Yea Forums is all there is to life.

The problem is social intelligence which gets fucked if you aren't good at socializing or missed out socializing in your growth development. I still have problems with this, if I let my natural tendencies take over people would be afraid of me and they will instantly notice that I don't fall in the same cookie cutter characteristics like the typical fags out there. You wouldn't want to always be yourself since you want to somewhat manipulate these people to act in a way that you want. Almost like your co-workers, you have to mention a certain level of professionalism so those fucking idiots don't cross any boundaries since it could affect your job.

They always win.

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A gf would just bitch that games get more attention than her.

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My sister is into Stalker too, but she has a love-hate relationship with it.
She likes the world, the concept and the gameplay, but she has a hard time dealing with creepy games.
Everytime she plays it she's really jumpy and has a really stressed out look in her eyes.

Lol
Wanting a fictional dominant girl is just a product of your insecurity as a man

I WANT A BOYFRIEND to play video games with RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

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What does the marriage give you that you don't already have when you are in a relationship? Other than tying yourself to one person.

They always win at what?
Those women are the female equivalent of you, and nobody likes either of them in real life.

Bears are going to knock over that grill and start a fire.

My girlfriend plays Pokemon go and other mobile games

Sound hot. Gonna pum'n'dump her if you don't mind.

You are literally programmed for that to be your objective in life, having a family has positive effects on health, and gives you a goal, to take care of them.

If you don't have that, your life will be entirely focused on entertainment media consumption, a pretty garbage existence considering media keeps getting worse and worse.

Everything.

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How do you go about finding girl who shares the same interests as you? There's plenty of anons in this thread saying they've got gamer gfs and gfs who read manga etc but where the fuck do you find those types of girls?

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So, you don't really know anything and have no real life experience.
Your folder of Twitter screencaps is what your social life has amounted to.
I almost pity millennials like you, but then again, you prove over and over that some people do not deserve to be happy, including the people in your screencaps which, fortunately, do not represent the majority of people.

i haven't had a girlfriend in 10 years and havent put my dick in a vagina in 7. i turned into a loser by societal standards.
i resorted to binge drinking and playing videogames.

>How many of you actually have a girlfriend
lol

I'm the user that got engaged.

There's a different outlook you have once you're engaged to someone. Maybe you want to always have a door out, and that's fine. But once you're locked in, which isn't something taken lightly, once you really decide there's someone you want to spend the rest of your life with there's a genuine respect you have for your partner. That you always want to protect this person, that you always want them to care for you, that you want to go through everything together forever.

It's fundamentally different than just dating.

>do not represent the majority of people.
Sure.

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>don't smile
"omg this guy could be a serial killer"
Lmao at anyone in these day and age thinking women's opinion matter. You have plenty of proof everywhere thanks to technology, failure to realize will only play yourself. Congratulations.

yeah I have a gf but she's a 5, tryna get at least a 6 since I'm a 6.5-7

Is falling in love a meme? I never liked anyone, is something wrong with me?

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>also I'm turned on way more by the idea of giving head/even kissing than actually putting my dick anywhere
thats unironically called being gay

I don't think so, besides, she always counts on me to get rid of anyone that creeps her out.

Insane amount of willpower and optimism

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You sound like a real cunt, you know that? I was ready to take issue with the other user. But then I read your post, and holy shit, you're way worse than him. So full of yourself.

>some people do not deserve to be happy
Just being myself, bro!

My wife plays Pokémon and is autistic about it but she doesn't really want to try anything new.

Not that I expect you to understand, you have no contact with real life.
When some people have memories and photos of what they lived in their 20s, all you have are Twitter screencaps and vague memories of some threads that got you really angry.

>but she's a 5
with or without two pounds of makeup on?

If I don't lose my virginity by the time I turn 21, I might just kill myself. That sounds fucking depressing.

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My gf is pretty normie tier, but likes to play, or watch me play, some switch games. Sometimes she blows me while I'm playing... It's pretty comfy

Every ex that did was crazy.
My wife is uninterested in games and that makes it perfect

>You sound like a real cunt, you know that?
You don't get anywhere in the world for being nice and respecting everyone, only those who deserve it.

That's your problem, being yourself.
If you are yourself and you don't attract anyone, is because you are a terrible person, and you should try being someone else.

All I want to do is play video games but my gf is getting desperate for the dick

What do I do lads? I’m enlightened and don’t need sex, how do I manage this?

>I’m enlightened and don’t need sex
You are not the next step in human evolution, you utter retard. Grab your dick and shove it into her cunt, you stupid faggot.

My condolences.

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lol this bitch is so full of herself. holy shit.
just say no holy shit

Have her succ you while you play.

Rocco Botte tapped that. Lucky man.

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without

That is something I miss.
I had an ex that would blow me while raiding in WoW. I remember first time I killed Nefarian in bwl I nutted down her throat.
Another ex would blow me while playing Oblivion together.
My wife has never done any of that shit and its quite depressing.

Is Tinder a meme or does it actually yield results?

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>is because you are a terrible person
Then shouldn't I avoid others instead of interacting with them?

these bitches are just humble bragging to inflate their egos, be thankful anyone you get positive attention. of course they take that for granted because they get it all the time

Sure, that's what you do if you give up.
Or you can change.

I'd rather have sex with a man than with a tranny desu

My asian GF plays mostly mobile shit, we typically play Pokemon Go together buts thats about it

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Well, seems like you have nothing more to say. Good.

>Get told you have no bearing of life outside of twitter screencaps
>I'll show him! Heres more twitter screencaps!

25. I hope not everything lost yet

Tinder is full of people who are absolutely desperate, which is always for a good reason, or whores who are too lazy to even leave their homes to get dick.
Either way, it's not worth it unless you are the kind that aims at very specific girls, like goths or some shit.

I'm just trying to stay put of prison, anons.

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He's smart enough to avoid 18+ years of child support, stupid.

haha you think its bad? i was actually walking home from my job and some gorgeous woman hugged me and put her head on my shoulder, i was freaking out and then i noticed him. big dude, 6,4 or 5 rugged features and squared jaw laughing while holding his mouth, waving at me, his girl friend was drunk and dint notice it wasn't him she was hugging, he even walked in front of us and took at picture, the worst part after he told her she dint even look at me she just walked toward him and kissed then moved on. pay no mind to the road bump you just hugged. i was a joke, never a thread to him. i felt used and pathetic. typical job day.

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Yeah, we all know that you millennials are absolutely afraid of having kids.
Hope your city gets overrun by muslims.

Have you tried to ask her to do it?

it's funny when women complain about PUAs because men learn tricks on how to manipulate women, when women are the ultimate manipulators.

I have a gf that doesn't play vidya other than retarded mobile games like sonic forces speed battle. I bought snipperclips so we'd have something to play together but she gave up after 10 minutes. It's alright with me though because shes a qt art gf who draws porn on her wacom.
>tfw gf sucks your dick while you play sonic

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These women don't know what it's like to have a dick. They don't understand how it controls our thought process every damn day. They need to learn how to fucking deal with how men think (and this is all men, too).

It's not.
One my father's friends is absolute chad mode in his 40s even though he lost his virginity at 27 because he was too autistic with women.
He could talk to them, but just small talk, no advances.

Just don't do nothing at all, that's how you end up virgin forever.

Guy you replied to. I've had nothing but results. Have found genuinely good women on there, have succeeded in countless kills too. Never hurts to have a go at it brother. Ignore what fabitter faggots on Yea Forums say

I'm 29 and never had sex or gf....

Well, you do you. You better watch out for all those other things twitter warned you about too.

Dude, look at her tweets, 300 retweets.
These women are bitter, literally who's that nobody wants.
It's the female equivalent of incels, except this equivalent, while being able to fuck someone, can't hold a relationship because no one stands them.

I've been hit on by some hot broads in high school, but I was too much of a self-conscious pussy to pull the trigger. I kinda know how it feels.

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