Game won't end if you don't complete the main objective

>game won't end if you don't complete the main objective

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>r is 68
>not quite 69

virgins denied sex even in statistics

>the wizard powers are real

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>have sex

NO, MORTAL.

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>virginity is common in human centenarians
The fact that it's possible to live 100 years and not have sex a single time makes me very nervous for my future

>all those people securing their wizardry

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I'm here for a good time not a long time!
*sips wine cooler*

>you WILL have to kill yourself
I fucking knew it

>longevity by necessity

body: "Hey virgin, had sex yet?"
soul: "No..."
body: "Tough luck faggot! Have another few decades of suffering, maybe you'll get lucky. LOL"

why must you guys bring this incel shit to Yea Forums?

just have sex, if you really need it , get that nerdy low tier girl as a gf

it s not hard jesus christ. if you are the 1% hideous tier then just pay

dilate

marinate

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>you get to live long enough to see all the normies and Chads from your generation die off
BASED

>chad dies at 60 from a pussy overdose, fulfilled and happy
>virgin dies at 130, a pit of hatred

>had sex a few times
uh i dont fell so good, bros.......

>selling your virginity to a whore is LITERALLY paying somebody to take 40 years off your lifespan

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This could be because people with less testosterone live longer, and testosterone is responsible for sex appeal in men & sex drive in both sexes (so virgins will naturally have less on average)

does fapping count, if not I don't see it would help at all?

You would have enormous physiological problems if you never masturbated. Lack of ejaculation causes prostate cancer, for one thing

sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0302283816003778

Is this why I still looks like 18 at 29

must be why manlets live longer

This is a lie, fuck your science. Stop draining your essence if you keep it it gives you energy and strength if you do not masturbate. Try it, I promise it works. Stop cucking yourself and watching porn, if makes you weak and blind.

Poe's legislative screed

>associating with women
>happiness
pick one

This is honestly true and why I wish I was able to get out of the masturbation habit again

I don't give a fuck, you make no sense. Try controlling yourself and you will not regret it, even to the point where you don't want to anymore. Your eyes will open to truths when you do not masturbate to porn. It's used as a weapon against your soul and brings you further from God. Look at all of the jews who peddle porn and all of this tranny shit. The degeneracy road keeps going and going and you do not see this if you masturbate.

Instead of using nebulous terms like "essence" just tell him that his body's ejaculation contains a lot of stuff that's really expensive to make and gets recycled constantly.

You have to eat a lot and high quality stuff to replenish each ejaculation and if you don't, your body will just cannibalize itself to produce the ingredients you casually throw away in socks or toilets because you are just a vehicle for DNA.

Meditate and pray to God man, it gets easier if you stop watching porn. If you seek God he will take that desire away from you, don't listen to the voice in your head, that's where satan lies to you and tells you to do things you don't want. Look up the silent prayer by Jesse Lee Peterson on youtube, it works if you remain at peace and know God.

I'm not even ugly or overweight but I'm socially retarded and have no interest in women, just fuck off.

>remember seeing this when I was 16
>"oh yeah i'll be fine, 20 is in 4 years :)"
>am now 25
Fuck.

Based. Time to outlive more generations and become the eldritch wizard of all time.

>some time between 60 years and 130 years from now immortality is achieved
heh...... tough luck chad.....................

>goes to rich chads

Sure, I'll keep that in mind for the next time. Either way it's really important to stop jerking off and realize that sex is only for procreation and if it's used for anything else is satanic and evil. Look at the perversions with this LGBT movement, that's the next logical step after being corrupted with pornography and degeneracy.

Procreate.

OP can you link the article? I can't seem to find it.

prostrate

Where can I buy a meteor storm scroll?

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fake, i checked the journal's site.

nature.com/ng/volumes/51/issues/6#Articles

doesnt exist

same