Heh

CORG'D

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this is what the average corgifag looks like irl

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YOU CORGI FAGGOTS

SEETHING

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cope harder subhuman corgis run this board

>do nothing but click a few buttons
>gain 25 steam levels
why are people mad about this sale again
don't tell me it's the .01% chance to winna game being turned into a .009% chance or something, how dumb can you be to genuinely EXPECT a free game?

Why is the corgi sad? It looks like such a cuck mascot honestly. All the other teams' mascots look better.

wtf take down this picture of me RIGHT NOW

>I have a corgi
omg so small and fluffy and deformed so cute!

Sad because corgi chads thought the competition would actually put up a fight instead of rolling over

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>Valve is now offering max points bribes to get people to change teams

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You joined the right team, right user?

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based

I joined Pig

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Wait, what the fuck just happened?
It's a new day, but I can only boost with 100 more points?
Did they nerf boosts so I can never get the $5 off?
Fuck.

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go back to reddlt

>valve says I earned 15k tokens but I only got 9k

What the fuck?

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What kind of a person decides to join pig?
Are you a chink?

This is what cuckatiels actually believe.

Damn, it's like an MMA fighter beating up preschoolers

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But they eat dogs user.

Yeah, I joined Team Corgi. Enjoy your COPE when you lose.

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same but im missing 4000

fuck this stupid event

Then do something about the fucking mutt in first place pigboi

>joined corgi
>got a free $5 game
>got 20 steam levels
I love this event

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>km
Fucking Gaben this is America goddammit.

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You're the only country using cuck units. Get the with the rest of the world mutt.

ye they have short legs einstein

We're the only country that knows the Moon is 14.6 million square miles. Fuck the rest of the world.

And you haven't been back since, not that it matters since they used metric units to get you to the moon anyway.

Using your "muh moon" card is getting old. Get with the rest of us or stfu.

We're the leaders of the Free World and there's literally nothing you can do to stop us. Sit down, be humble.

Yesterday i could get 2k max points after the tasks now its back down to 100

>leaders
You don't lead shit, only thing you do is follow your master, Isreal's, commands like a good mutt.

And guess who follows us? You do, you yippy little lapdog. Germany's entire existence is in servitude to Israel, and without Britain the state of Israel would never exist. So shut the fuck up before I have to put you outside for being a bad puppy.

You do realise there are countries that do not follow you at all right? The US leads countries down the shithole slope. Enjoy your empire while you can, it will be the fastest falling empire in history.

No, that's pitbulls.

So uh, unironic question - why wouldn't you pick the winning team leaps in the lead?

Who's a good little puppy? You are! That's right! Come on little Europup and sit on your master's lap!

>Get the with the rest of the world
Why would we stoop that low? Maybe you should all try to catch up.

This burger has been BTFO, call the ambulance.

Nice projection and meming. We're not all from europe muttboy. Stfu and eat your master's ass.

For literally everything that involves your science and technology you already use the Metric system anyway. The only retards still using the emperial system in your country are the normies that don't understand how km/h works. Get an education and catch up.

>normies

I'm glad that all you took away from that post
>american education at its finest

Healthcare

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Same here, I wanted that discount.

you revealed something about yourself without realizing it

k

cope
Oh lord don't tell me your a subhuman third worlder? That would be embarrassing.

>pay for my abortions wh*toid
no thanks

user, I...

>tfw the third world doesn't have to be isreal's lapdog
Feels good bro

if you're not a bandwagon faggot

So people on the winning team randomly get selected to get the steam game at the top of their list, right?
Or am I wrong?

But who cares. Log on to steam > pick the winning team > either win something, maybe, or nothing happens > forget about it.

>Joined corgi
>Had so many points I was able to get 2 $5 off bonuses
>Used $5 and a $25 rewards card I got from my bank to get MHW
>Used the other $5 to get Running With Rifles and Foxhole for $13 total
Feels good.

Enjoy your favelas

I haven't turned on steam for almost a year now? Should I do it and join team corgi? I don't like vidya games

>Do the qualifications for a 2000 max point increase
>It's poorly explained, all it does is give you a free 2000 point boost one time and thats it
>I can only get 100 points per dy for the last two days even though I've actually bought things this sale (cheap £2 games, but its still money)
This event is shit.

We don't have those, but next time I go on a trip to south america I'll be sure to take pics.

>Medal of Honor tier
Service/rescue/working Dogs (whatever breeds that do this)
>Man’s best friend tier
Shepards, Labs, some mutts
>damn good dog tier
Most large breeds, Jack Russells
>respectable tier
Well trained Pitts and breeds like them, smaller dogs that don’t bother people (Pugs, Westies, etc)
>lame/meme tier
Basset Hound, Afghan Hound, dogs that looks fucking stupid... but don’t typically misbehave
>deserve extermination tier
Yippie little shits, Chihuahuas, CHINESE Cresteds... anything that looks perpetually miserable (whether they are the vicious demon type or the constantly-shaking type).

>Basset Hound
>lame tier
delete your post and then hang yourself

i don't understand this stupid event

>Respectable tier
>well trained pitts

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seething shitter that chose the wrong team

>Including 15000 Lunar tokens
These were never included, what the fuck. 2000 is all I had during this event.

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>the free world
>if we call our country free WORLD it's gonna make it sound cooler hehe

>Sit down, be humble.
If only Americans knew how to do that.

Bow down to your superior

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S-Slow and steady turtlebros w-we can do it!

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>Puts a shiba
As expected of reddit.

Do capacity points you get each day stack or if I don't use the 100 from today they get lost?

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Keked

you lost them becuase valve coding magic.

>still only Cyberpunk, Octo, and Seriko
So they finished giving out the awards, still nothing

its the botfarms which get them because everyone put that into their first place for selling those accounts when the event is over.

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>Any pet ever
omg so "animal trait" so cute!

fuck, and I am not spending $150 for a $5 discount, may as well upgrade the badge

sorry user i couldn't find a muscly corgi.
but also
keep coping pig

You're damn right I did.
BIRD UP
EVERY THREAD

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jews

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>>Any pet ever
not all pet are deformed little shit

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any way to cheese the max points system, have all the people who have like 50k max points spent like 500 dollars i dont get it

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Wait, what the fuck just happened?

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No actual advantage just bird fact propaganda! Thats kind of pathetic

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>The Grand Prix Badge is no longer infinitely upgradable.

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Has anyone actually won any of these free games?

How many days does this last?

i won a night with ur mum

dont tell me you thought you have spare 20000000 points lying around and not using it for it already. Also why not just get the whole steam library from that kind of money

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Guess which metric sistem NASA used, you cuck. The entire world uses km/h not burgers/bushdid911

What do you think the percentage of people is who started with enough tokens to be able to get the discount immediately? Was it ever revealed what ACTUALLY gave you points at the very beginning? I've read totally conflicting and inconsistent reports.

I didn't say they were.

This is what the situation was like less than 20 minutes ago.

Supposedly somebody here got Cyberpunk at earlier day.

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Yes. Not some starving dog raised in the hood. I’m talking about a dog raised in a a good environment by a family with experience raising dogs. They don’t get the tier with the other large dogs due to their bad statistics... but I’d rather have them around than the bottom tier. Don’t project your shitty /an/ memes at me.

Nah you’re right. They should be bumped up a tier for temperament/abilities. I was wrong. I’m just against how radically dogs are altered from their original form. It leads to Pugs not being able to breathe, and French bulldogs needing a C-section for every birth. Like I said, you’re right, they deserve a higher rating.

>leaders of the free world
>being Israel little bitch
How does it feel to be paying more for Israel defenses that your own infrastructure?

WHAT TO ADD? QUICK!!!!

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Me again. For the record. I wouldn’t ever get one, especially if I had a family.

A Lab... MAYBE a Shepherd.

>being this butthurt I'm

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I thought you can't get unreleased games?

no more awards for today user

You can get games that are available for preorder.

>switching teams
>not going down honorably with your team
seriously hope you guys don't do this

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im more of a turtle nigga but birds are still chads

Atelier Rorona, Atelier Totori and Atelier Meruru

JUST NAME

Bad Rats and Bad Rats: the Rats' Revenge

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Sticking with Hare to the end. I've got the badge, it would look bad to switch.

But where are my fucking lunar points, Steam? Pitstop page says I have 15K, but I only have 8K.

>he is a levelet

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store.steampowered.com/app/1059530/Valve_Index_Headset/

go to bed

>his account is under 12 years old

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Can I play virtual futa with this?

I want to get out of team corgi and I heard you can change teams. I searched the steam page for the Grand Prix but I couldn't find anything. does anyone else know where to change teams?

Literally because 1 game.
I have 20 dark souls achievements. Should I do it tomorrow?

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>skips to the finish line
"I WILL REMAIN UPON THE CLIMAX FOR ETERNITY BIRDNIGGERS

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wish i could help the turtle team today but looks like valve isnt going to reset my points.

oh well

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i was going to ask the same thing, i can't redeem the fucking discount

The discount is used when you go make a purchase. It appears in your cart before you seal the deal.
After you buy then it debits 15000.

whoa level 26, you're so badass

I don't cause I'm a Corgichad and won't go down

I'm actually a corgi myself

turtle are based

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what i was trying to say is that i have more than 15,000 tokens if i add the extra tokens i earned from the lunar event, but i can't buy the discount from the pit stop

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how people win doom eternal?

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You'll win the top game in your wishlist if your team is top 3 and you get randomly selected I believe

Which means you need to rearrange that shit unless you want LEGO instead of Doom or Cyberpunk

switching team away from corgi increases my chance of getting anything, right?

>tfw bannerlord was my #1

I'm telling you clicking the button only adds some banner at the top of the steam home page telling you your next purchase will have a discount.
I was confused thinking it wasnt working as well, maybe it's whats happening with you, i dunno.

dont put hardware on the top of the whis list

steam skip you if you get picked

I put 15600 plex from eve online on the top of my wishlist, it costs 499 smackers and I don't even play eve online, I'm just going to sell it for like 475 bucks if I win

YEAH NIGGA
WHO ACTUALLY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RACE
BIRD UP

>proud of being knobheads

ask the support if DLC are one the prize, or only game

I'm no traitor. I'm with team pig to the end.

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>He doesn't know what healthcare actually is
I'm so sorry for you user.

I was on team cocks and I switched with a heavy feeling in my soul because the free shekels lured me. At least I'm on team turtles now, they're not too bad

Us Corgicahds rubbing our huge LONG lead on other team's sissy small leads

post more star

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Cracks me up that Yea Forums has finally decided to just drop the guise of being anything but Reddit over a fucking dog.

>KEK

DUDE PITBULLS AND CHIHUAHUAS LMAO DEVIL DEMON DOGS ABSOLUTELY THE WORST LMAO
>most fatal bites on children are from Chows, not Pitbulls
DUDE PITBULLS AND CHIHUAHUAS LMAO. DEVIL DEMON DOGS ABSOLUTELY THE WORST LMAO.

Chows deserve the gas just as much as Pitbulls.

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>Chows
What?

Chihuahuas probably

>damn good dog tier
>Jack Russells
t. jack russell

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Woah.

>Pit Bulls
>Respectable
They need to be the lowest tier: “Worth being killed.”

Oh shit I forgot all about these dogs. Haven't seen one in a long time.

SLOWNIGGERS BTFO

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that's just an american shiba inu

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>switch from corgi to pig
>first thing i do is to slow down corgi

hehehehehehehehe

Lads post your dogs.
Don't have a photo of mine but he is a based portuguese podengo

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Pitbull bites typically need facial reconstruction.

Chow bites are 100% lethal since they go for the face and take most of the front of the skull--brain included.

They are by far the single worst breed to have around children, but THEY'RE SO FLUFFY xD

Chows made me quit working surgery. Too many fucking dead kids. Way too god damned many.

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PIPO

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cute

wait, you dont lose all the excess points anymore?
what the fuck is this stupid shit, why not just have it like that from the start?

Dalmatian here. He's a big dumb softie but I love him more than anything.

>Europup
RENT FREE

I did went from doggo to weaboo

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>Well trained Pitts
hahahahahahaha

what a shit event 1° is that i don't even understand what these penis shapped animals are supposed to represent 2° i cant even get pennies anymore, am trying to get at least the 15k discount but it says i need to wait till the next day cause my "boost" is full or whateverr and it never resets

Not him but basically a clone of gabe. He's a constantly barking retard and essentially useless but he's cute.

he's getting old though ;_;

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