Is ZUN okay about Reimu in Smash?

based and spookpilled

Her final smash?
Everyone turns into clones of her.

I don't think the thought ever passed through his mind, Touhou isn't popular with the smash crowd.

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Knowing Sakurai's autism, he would probably do what he did to Megaman and Pacman. He would use game ZUN style Reimu and give her sound effects without a voice.

Exactly why Nintendo would want her in.

Can't fucking wait.

I guess, if we go with the idea of a character that appeals to a new crowd while bringing something new to the table, she is an excellent choice. You have shmups and indies while pandering to the doujinfags and otaku crowd.

I never get tired of reading this

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Why the fuck would Nintendo want a cold, murderous, lazy miko in Smash? Now Marisa - she's much more wholesome, charismatic and kid-friendly than that bitch Reimu can ever be.

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Fine taste

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I don't get it

Reimu in Smash is such an absurd choice, that it would be hilariously ironic if her final smash was EVERYONE turning into her, because that would mean not only is she in Smash, she's the ONLY one in Smash. It would be rubbing salt in the wound of all the haters.

Womanlets, when will they learn?

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youtube.com/watch?v=3ddp1pf_MB8

Got a height chart for the Touhou cast? I remember seeing a small scale one for Marisain the manga but I can’t find anything else

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It was a shit joke to begin with. I'm not even sure if it was a joke

Well he said he didn't get it.
Also only TV Tropes autists use that Batman clip.

Post armpits you retards

Sure we can. Never ever. But you can start 1cc her games anytime.

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TV Tropes autists are practically synonymous with redditors as far as humor and arguing styles go

how strong is the new cow boss?

>Last December, ZUN had officially given Nintendo a license, allowing Band Brothers players to upload music based on all Team Shanghai Alice albums, i.e. the PC-98 Touhou OST, and ZUN's music collections. They followed it up with a Shanghai Alice Remix Contest for players, with ZUN as a special judge. The winners were announced in the previous broadcast ZUN attended; their compositions will be collected in a CD sold at Reitaisai, marking Nintendo's first ever appearance at Reitaisai.

shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=19472.30

>Z" Wowwow Well ... in the future ... Well ... I wish I could make a good talk with Nintendo-san, it was today's broadcast that makes me feel such a dream. "
>Z" I want to make friends with Nintendo, not only Sony is making friends "
>Z" Because Toho is not so much something, there is a healthy Toho world "

theylivewesleep.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-50.html?sp

Please remember to donate so Reimu can afford the bus fare to join smash

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i don't see why they would add a tranny in smash, if they did i guess i'd prefer proto

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But user... the bus driver won't let her get into Smash.... do you know who the bus driver is?

They're pretty different culturally. TV Tropes is obsessed with My Little Pony and That Guy With The Glasses/Nostalgia Critic.
Reddit is into Rick and Morty andThe Big Bang Theory.

I can't describe their styles too well because feelings are indescribable, but their styles are pretty different.

REIMU NO

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i'll donate my semen

Reimu is uninteresting and boring. Her villains are way more interesting.

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don't use my wife for your old and dead shitty memes thank you

touhou is invincible

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>dumb raven
>more interesting

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Undertale is better known and more popular in Japan nowadays than Touhou is.

>costanza
>old and dead shitty meme

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Yep and boring as well

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underwho

Do you know which games Toby Fox took inspiration from? Hmmm? Why not ask him?

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I am saying either will be in, but he would use Marisa.
"As Reimu is quite mysterious, there are all sorts of things I wouldn't be able to explain if she were the only one around. That's why I have Marisa filling the support role by being the player/reader stand-in character, who gives the impression of being easy-to-understand and straightforward. That can make her a pretty un-Touhou-like character depending on the circumstances, but I believe that she used to be the easiest character to understand. Personally, it's much easier for me to write whenever Marisa's around. I can write any kind of story with her. Her thoughts are easy to understand, while you can never tell what the others are thinking. The only other character I can also imagine appearing in a non-Touhou work would be the idiots, I guess. Her parents' store, the Kirisame Shop, seems to be doing pretty well." ZUN 09/30/2015

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post that gif of Reimu kissing Frisk, you know the one.

That's the crappiest joke I've ever heard.

Not sure if serious. UT popularity dropped so fucking hard. Not even mention that Delta rune after hype was gone in a blink.

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alot of people said the same things about Kantai Collection surpassing 2hu but it got crushed by azure lane instead lmao

>the idiots
why does zun bully the fairies so much

Doesn't it still have concerts in Japan?

No, he's okay about Sakuya in Smash and Meiling as AT

There was also Kemono Friends and we all know what happened afterwards. Touhou is undefeatable.

'baka' is a tad more endearing in japanese, it only sounds harsh because it got translated

>got crushed by azure lane
Source?
To be fair, Kemono friends was killed thanks to a lot of drama from that dumb director.

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So Reimu is canon schizo?

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>but it got crushed by azure lane
The main reason why Kantai droped is GO. Which is also slowly but steady dropping.

it's pretty easy when KC is regionlocked and azure lane is a download away.

to be fair that was kadokawa's fault iirc

More or less.
>"I've never made anything from Reimu's point of view. The games are written in third person omniscient, so only she knows what she's really like. I don't know very well either. We have no idea what's going on in Reimu's head, so she changes depending on whose perspective we see her from. The Reimu that humans see, the Reimu that fairies see, and the Reimu that youkai see are all different. That's probably why she's in a bit of a different position from the protagonists of other works. Also, no matter what work she's in she never grows up at all. She might actually be pretty similar to a final boss."

I love Marisa!

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Touhou dying is a retarded meme. And even if there are less doujin works who gives a shit, ZUN makes his shit for his own enjoyment.

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Why would you want this bitch?
Rather have Sakuya or something like that

He has to adapt Reimu to the situation at hand, but Marisa pretty much always acts exactly the same no matter what's going on. It's why you don't see an image like this of Marisa's various appearances throughout Touhou canon, because she's a fairly consistent character in everything despite appearing more often than any other character.

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>it's pretty easy when KC is regionlocked and azure lane is a download away.
I still don't see the "azur lane crushed KC" vibe.
Kantai collection is still popular as fuck like a lot more popular than AL.
>to be fair that was kadokawa's fault iirc
It was because the director was a retard and went to do his own things without asking Kadokawa and got kicked, after that he use his influence after the success of Kemofure to make a lot of drama with his fanboys so he could kill kemofure and make his own animu(kemurikusa)

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Marisa is NOT in

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With the release of DMC1 for the switch this week I am now confident in saying Dante is in

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Good. Kadokawa is full of yakuza anyways. If they were smart they would just let him do his thing and bathe in money afterwards.

*tips frill*

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i dunno, feels like it's fading into memory outside of japan while AZ keeps getting new merch etc.

Which 2hu would you fuck?

>If they were smart they would just let him do his thing and bathe in money afterwards.
Not like the drama worked for the director, his animu flopped hard and was generic as fuck.
Not really, like the first image I posted, KC is still as popular as before, is just that the "new" franchises take some spotlight just because they are younger, like Bang dream and hokai impact or Lovelive some time ago.

You say that like KF S2 wouldn't have been trashed anyways.

>generic
That's your opinion and that's fine.
>flopped hard
Lol no

patchouli

koishi
fuck the haters

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Agree, Hero almost didn't have a voice until they figured since DQ XI S happened, they should give Eleven his voice, and then it spread like an infection towards Eight, Four and Three

what's the point if you wont remember it

my slightly older onee san wife sakuya of course

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The prize

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Sakuya with Meiling watching obviously

Well maybe I exaggerated a bit, but compared to the first season of Kemofure it was trash.
>That's your opinion and that's fine.
>Post apocaliptyc setting with an harem MC and girls with generic personalities.
I mean, if it wasn't an harem MC it would have been ok.
KF S2 was exactly the same as the first season, but the drama from the director killed all the hype and popularity of it.

The gardener.

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Meiling, Aya, and Youmu

My wife Komachi of course

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why are you making shit up

>KF S2 was exactly the same as the first season, but the drama from the director killed all the hype and popularity of it.

retard

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NO

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>KF S2 was exactly the same as the first season
S2 was not only hot garbage, it took every opportunity to shit on everything about S1.

No. Stop. Nobody wanted your shitty wafiubait before 2018.

For a small studio like irodori, it did -extremely- well. It was also the second most successful anime of it's season. Not a flop by any metric.
>KF S2 was exactly the same as the first season
Straight up lie. Breaking up the protagonist duo was a mistake. It even has a harem MC that you seem to dislike so much.

I don't get what are you trying to say with that image.
>it took every opportunity to shit on everything about S1.
Literally what?, adult Kaban and...?

please don't forget about bossu

The fact that Kaban and Serval are no longer together is enough. We didn't even get an explanation, they just killed Serval off-screen and made Kaban a secondary character. Considering S1's main theme was friendship, this is a very, very shitty move.

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Visit a kemono thread on Yea Forums and ask around.
Mine made a conscious effort shit on Tasuko's lore as much as he could. The directors were also salty as fuck that a nobody made such a popular anime, doubly so when their version got universally trashed.

Why does Sanae has such BIG oppais ?

How's is kyururu a harem protagonist? the only relationship like that was with karakal
>Breaking up the protagonist duo was a mistake
Is literally the same, just with 1 character more so they could use serval to attract people after the drama.
Yeah it was shitty, but it doesn't destroy anything because serval still remember some of Kaban, unless you are a /u/fag it doesn't matter because they are friends again, not like it matters anymore because we're not getting more of it thanks to the drama.
They were salty cuz the director used the IP to do whatever he wanted, when kadokawa told him to stop he said fuck it and left. Not because some personal hate like the drama he encouraged to the fans.

Kyururu is male, in case you were not aware of it.
>it's literally the same
Remove the protagonist from any series and replace it with some else new for no real reason and see how people react. Of course they are not going to like it. People liked Kaban, she got the short end of the stick, it's reasonable and expected to be upset about it.

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>S2 apologist
Entire post dismissed out of hand. You are folly.

This. If you think DQ was big in Japan.... Wooh boy

test

>they bring fumos to EVO
Top players literally did this during tr4sh

It's scary how accurate this sounds. Especially the fumos bit.

As an outsider to both touhou and EVO, I can see that bringing plushies to an event like that is autismal as fuck but why would they get banned?

happened in AGDQ/SGDQ because they were "distracting", though this ban was either overturned or ignored a few years afterward

>Kyururu is male
Not like it matters, but source on that claim?
>with some else new for no real reason and see how people react
The problem was the drama, if they used Kaban and serval again the show would get stale and people would still be upset.

I can’t take Yuuka seriously after her salty runback in LLS. Literally Cirno tier

Look it up yourself.
Actually, people wanted Kaban and Serval back, one of the main concerns of 9/25 is what was going to happen to Kaban since it was Tatsuki's character. Kaban also had the whole "looking for the remaining humans" storyline going on so it's not like it was getting stale storywise. These loose ends were not tied in S2, they got ignored in favor of someone new.

she just woke up dude give her a break
if you were ambushed in your jammies you'd want a rematch too

>Look it up yourself.
So the source is your ass then, good.
> "looking for the remaining humans"
The problem with that is there's no friends outside the island so the plot should have ended there.
Using a new character let's the viewer continue the plot from another perspective in the island without breaking the childish nature of the show(meeting friends).
>one of the main concerns of 9/25 is what was going to happen to Kaban since it was Tatsuki's character
Like you said, using kaban when she is Tatsuki's character after the drama was a recipe for disaster

Source is Kemono Friends World at Parco Museum this june but I also want to take this opportunity call you a moron who can't google.

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Knock knock, it's fucking Sakurai, and he wants your hot opinions, give him one of each bellow or he will just use EoSD and ignore all the other games.
>stage
>stage boss
>assist trophy
>item
>spirit battle
>classic mode boss

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>there were no friends outside the island
They were heading to a different region of the park. There were friends there. They even meet dolphin before arriving. I get the feeling you don't know much about the series.
The plot also did not continue. There was a crazy ass time skip, and Kaban's desire to find other humans *was* the main plot, in S2 this is all trashed for some reason.

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>Kemono Friends World at Parco Museum
I still can't find anything about Kyururu being a boy.
Is all trashed because the drama.
>They were heading to a different region of the park
I didn't remember this part, sorry if I was wrong about that.

For an assist trophy, a boss attack from one of the cast of PoFV would be a nice fit.

>tfw CtC will be the end of the series

change the stage to one of those ones that moves through different locations like delfino, but instead of it being a platform, yukari gaps you to each location
there's too many important locations in touhou to only pick one for a stage

>Sakurai needing to fully model a 3D Gensokyo
As much as this makes my pp hard, I doubt that it would happen.

but ins't yuuka she weak? i heard all she does is make plants grow

She's described as very powerful in the print works

She has the original master spark and is described as strong even for youkai standards.

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well the good thing about having yukari gap you to each location is you don't need to model the areas inbetween, since you'd just go directly from place to place
off the top of my head, these are the important places in touhou, but I'm not sure which ones you'd pick for a stage
>hakurei shrine
>makai
>hell
>Yuuka's mansion
>scarlet devil mansion
>hakugyokurou
>eientei (possibly including the bamboo forest)
>the moon
>sanzu river
>youkai mountain
>moriya shrine
>ancient city
>palace of the earth spirits
>nuclear reactor
>myouren temple
>senkai
>human village
>shining needle castle
>outside world

boards.fireden.net/a/thread/189231638
Just a few posts in. Everything in the dump is confirmed already.

in raw power, she is very strong due to being a veteran; both magically and physically

She is raw, unrefined power. No gimmicks like reality bending, just pure power.
I dunno man, just look at how they handled Spiral Mountain.

so is she one of the strongest? i dont think raw retard strength can beat magic right?

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Power levels in 2hu are very ambiguous, but yes she is quite powerful and will probably destroy you easily if you piss her off.

All I see is anons saying things without posting sources or anything, and waifuposting at the end

Those are translations from the event. It's also on r*ddit and the wiki if those are of your taste instead. It's also on the Kemofure Japanese blog but I doubt you can read it.

being an old granny = big power

is it the flowers? do they give her the autism and strength?

Basically she's an incarnation of nature like fairies but with a much bigger power level. Also ancient youkai tend to be strong in the series.

I can read it but I can't find the blog

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>Hakurei Shrine
>Kasen
>Marisa
>Mini-Hakkero
>No idea
>Yukari
She's in.

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>given the event's name, and even a thread with all the relevant info about it
>still lost somehow
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why we don't spoonfeed retards.

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I think the biggest hurdle is that he wouldn't want Reimu in without Marisa

This and don't forget their mentor Otis.

>last 2 spots are Reimu AND Marisa

Pretty much, but he has had Marisa without Reimu.

In Lord of Vermilion Reimu doesn't show up with Marisa.

I don't remember this part.Is this from the print books?

en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Yuuka_Kazami

I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE

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I miss dream Yuuka

If Reimu is so strong then why does she die in 1 hit?

>Sans has entered the chat

>If Reimu is so strong
She isn't

"die"
>Reimu becomes completely impossible to touch. She enters a visible "invisible man" state.
>It's her ultimate secret technique, apparently, but it looks like she just closes her eyes while the danmaku fires itself towards the enemy automatically.

>Youkai like to hang out at Hakurei Shrine
Why? Isn't it Reimu's job to murder them?

it's her job to 'exterminate' them, which basically means beating them up when they start being dicks
unfortunately youkai are always dicks, but reimu's an even bigger dick, so she lets it slide until they do something actually worth stopping
of course if any human villager ever considers turning youkai she'll fucking murder them

Marisa is a final smash like Chrom

She is biased towards cute youkai grils.

why are there no males in gensokyo? is it a spell?

I'm actually excited for this degree of chaos happening, but I know it's a pipe dream, considering Little Mac didn't make anyone go apeshit for Punch Out!!

There are, they're just irrelevant

little mac isn't a cute girl though

There's a lot of males, is just that they are not important at all.

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what kind of dick moves do youkai normally pull that warrant extermination?

vocaroo.com/i/s0JL6GNBJCWA
Here you have it faggots, here's her victory theme

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Put the Human Village in peril for the most part

small scale is stuff like trying to eat people or attack humans
large scale stuff is big incidents like covering the entire land in scarlet mist, trapping gensokyo in enternal winter, replacing the moon with a fake, threatening to turn the entire surface into irradiated slag or 'purifying' the surface (which means wiping out everything living on the planet)

I don't understand why people keep saying this, when has Zun ever had a problem with voices?

Anything that causes trouble for the human village or for Reimu or Gensokyo in general, like fairy pranks or that one time a bastard summoned an earthquake and shattered the shrine

>that anus quality
c'mon man
youtube.com/watch?v=0OhbyYZKFHQ&list=PL1Nmq78Sel0pdKZYOm0rrdtewpxzRmZIL&index=25&t=0s

>replacing the moon with a fake
why would you do this?

The biggest Otisposter actually got so tired of Rosterfagging retardation he retired and admitted he can't keep it up until February
He hasn't spoken negatively about Reimu for days and instead focuses on other shit
He did say any others who want to shitposting with the cow are welcomed

to fuck with lunarbitches

Realistically he wouldn't give a shit

eirin's very convoluted plan to stop the lunarians from trying to take back princess kaguya

To keep lunarians away for one(una) night

>a victory theme that long

Japan has problems with voices desu

Smash is not canon, ZUN doesn't care about character having voices in fanworks

Eirin is dumb dumb

Not even fanworks, remember Nendoroid generations?

>lunarians
who?

>What are Cloud and Joker

Cunts that live in the moon and got fucked by Neil Armstrong.

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People from the moon you dummy

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the Not-Chinese assholes who run the lunar society (located on the moon, believe it or not)

Please don't ask for IN's plot, it's complicated as fuck and it's pretty much best summarized as "everyone fucks up big time out of paranoia".
iirc, Eirin and Kaguya are afraid lunarians are going to come to Earth to arrest them (long story) so they did some magic mumbo-jumbo to stop anything coming from one place to the other one. Thing is, they had to make a fake moon so nobody would realize. But youkai saw right through it due to their excelent sight, and are afraid something really bad's gonna happen. So a youkai goes pester a human into teaming up and that team, either through magic or 2hu ability bullshit create an endless night just in case. The true ending has the final boss undoing that fuckup for you.

Moon elves with turbo purity autism

why should anyone care about people who live on the moon getting access to the moon, to the point of stealing the moon and manufacturing a fake?

they didn't steal the moon, they just stop people from travelling from the moon to gensokyo (presumably by getting rid of the moon somehow). There's a bit in suika's BAiJR interview where she basically says she shattered the moon because it's a reflection, so that might explain that

Because they use the full moon to travel to the earth, so they blocked that way with a false moon so they can't travel to the earth.
Not like that can stop Toyohime's bullshit though

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>purity
And their purity comes from bullshit logic. They are pure and immortal because the moon is devoid of life, and in consequence, devoid of death.

Y U K A R I
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Say what you want about the moon people but their /fa/ sense is league above anyone in Gensokyo.

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which 2hu would you go out drinking with entirely platonically

>presumably by getting rid of the moon somehow
It's implied Eirin's Astronomical Entombing is pretty much a miniature version of what she actually did to the moon.

Any of them, as long as there's alcohol and a chance that I'll die.

Yuugi

Well, Reimu does say that they are pretty nice people and pretty chill so is not like I can shitalk about them.

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youtube.com/watch?v=EkUf6L0_NSk
Yep, she's in.

>chances of the crimson slayer joining smash

prepare your ass ganon

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Moon people.

If they're nice people who just want to chill, then what's the problem? Why enact such a scheme to shut down all access to their lands?

Nah

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Mokou
there's a chance of dying as collateral damage to another kaguya/mokou showdown too so there's even upsides

friendly reminder that you're not allowed to fap to a 2hu until you've beaten them in their respective game on lunatic

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Reimu. why? because i'll have chances of being spared once she goes on a killing spree

Because Eirin wanted to protect Kaguya from them.
Kaugya's crime was the worst thing imaginable to any lunarian so she got expelled to the earth and Eirin thought they were after Kaguya and Reisen again so she sealed the way to get there.
The lunarian barely care about that though.

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They probably took into account that Gensokyo tried to invade the moon a few times and wanted to prevent things getting out of hand.
Also Remember that in Touhou you are not to expect competency, common sense, and much less stuff like heroism.

Ancel made a Mario Maker level
Had it be shown off at a Nintendo event
Rayman is a spirit

what was the crime?

let's see

>SoEW
>PoDD
>LLS
>MS
>EoSD
>IN
>PoFV
>MoF
>SA
>TD
>DDC
that's all, UFO is hell, PFC is boring, LoLK is hell & HSiFS is hell but a little tamer

The farthest I came in eosd so far was the beginning of stage 5 on normal and I still fapped to Sakuya
started yesterday

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Huh? Most jaypee posters were banned in 2014. The board was killed in 2012.

Being completely immortal with the Hourai elixir.
Chang'e was also arrested for that iirc.

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Drinking the Hourai Elixir
Keep in mind, Kaguya was a lunarian princess and Eirin is pretty important - being the Yorihime/Toyohime's mentor

Lunatic is just not fun

Eirin also helped to build the lunar capital.

Creating the elixir of immortality. Since it's pretty much life essence it means drinking it makes you full of life, and that pollutes the moon's "purity" () which would take away their precious immortality.

IN's plot was so complicated ZUN had to have Sanae explain it three games later

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Raiko

Actually, anything involving the moon is stupidly convolluted. Just look at LoLK, where the weakest species in the series almost genocides a race of immortals.

>Sakuya can stop time
>still regularly loses to other people
how is this even possible? time stop is the strongest power.

this is why lunarians deserve to be slaughtered alongside youkai

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>time stop is the strongest power.
I thought so myself but some 2hus have powers to bend reality and time so time stopping is mid-tier
Sakuya is still the cutest

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>weakest species in the series
Hecatia is stronger than anyone in the Lunar Capital

> Flying out of reality
> Surrounding yourself with Suns
> Changing fate
> Destroying anything
>...
Stopping time really is mundane user

Spell Card rules, motherfucker. Also Yuyuko can literally just kill you with a thought, Okuu's a living nuke.
I meant fairies. Hecatia was pretty much just doing cleanup.

Don't think about 2hu power levels too much, they hardly make any sense desu

Why do I keep seeing fanart of Reimu beating on people with her fists? Isn't she shooting bullets at them, while they shoot bullets back?

Hecatia never left the dream world until after LoLK Extra
with that in mind, you can infer that the purified fairies are what caused the lunarians to have to flee to the dream world in the first place

>time stop strongest
>Yukari exists

they deserve to be deleted by Junko

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Stop with that.
The fairies were only a plague of life that corrupt the moon with life.
Is not like the fairies were going to kill the lunarian, they just can't fight the fairies because they are also immortals plus represent everything that lunarian hates. Is like fighting literal shit that respawn everytime you kill it.
The joke was to make the lunarian leave the capital so Junko could get her vengeful hands on Chang'e

The LoLK fairies, namely Clownpiece, were empowered by Junko. They were not normal by any mean.

>Also Yuyuko can literally just kill you with a thought, Okuu's a living nuke.
then how can Reimu kill them? They just have to wish her to be dead, or otherwise occupied, or absent?

> Flying out of reality
I love Okuu to death. But spamming suns do jack shit to that.

spell card rules aren't to protect reimu from youkai
they're to protect youkai from reimu

spellcard rules

they were made after the ending of 2hu5 to prevent more deaths due to fights, basically it's used to limit the powers of those who fight using danmaku (also to prevent the world from being destroyed)

Marisa's spellcards almost broke the rules twice

Spell card rules exist to settle issues. Reimu doesn't kill anyone, she merely beats her opponents at danmaku. Many bosses (namely: Flandre, Yukari, Nue, Hecatia, Okina) could easily tear her asshole apart if they really wanted to.

Weird how smash threads are usually abhorrent unless it is discussing touhou

She doesn't kill them. Spell Card rules, look 'em up.
>non-lethal
>emphasis on beauty (which is subjective so some people play pretty loose with that)
>must have some degree of meaning to the user (see above)

Yukari is the paul blart of Gensokyo

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touhou smash threads are 90% of the time just touhou threads
of course touhou has haid multiple fighting games with different styles so it's easy to actually talk about how reimu would fit into smash since there's stuff to go on

Is Reimu supporters for smash being obnoxious a meme? I see people say they are but literally every time they're normal until anti-Reimu discordfags show up and start arguing with everyone to shit up the thread

hopefully not
he already crossed the line of selling out by letting snoy aka not doujin take a piece of it
the last thing this franchise needs is a new wave of zoomers shitting it up, especially nintenbabies

>Touhoufags and /jp/ being forced to talk about the games again mindbreaks them
that's some Nostradamus shit right there

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>these cunts are trying to destroy the world in some way or another
>"but you can't fight to kill, though"
>even though they're just going to try it again next week like comic book villains
why is gensokyo so shitty?

If they were to pollute the moon entirely, thay would have never come back. And Hecatia was totally going to wreck their shit. I'm pretty damn sure it was a genocide attempt. And even then genocide is a part of the plot, considering what makes the heroines actually bother going to the moon.

Doesn't Reimu ever get tired of cleaning up after all this bullshit?

I just use the threads to talk about 2hu on Yea Forums

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But the balance is 99% of the time respected ?
The antagonists are also nothing more than bored people having fun.
Few really had the intentions to destroy the world (like Okuu wanting to make Gensokyo a sea of ash).

Idgaf about smash I just want to talk 2hu desu

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yes, along with never actually getting any recognition for her work with her being perpetually broke
why do you think she's in a bad mood practically all the time?

>destroy the world
Don't exaggerate.
Also since Gensokyo is there to keep youkai alive, and since youkai need fear, conflict, and all that jazz, shittiness is a given.

But Sakurai is also uncannily obsessed with everything being "faithful" regarding third parties, so is really likely she will be like megaman and pac-man and won't have any voice, Hero almost didn't have a voice but decided against thanks to DQXIS

The lunarian wanted to genocide gensokyo but the fairies were only helping Junko invade the moon because Hecatia is Junko's friend.

She's basically a Janitor.
She doesn't do her job properly and is salty when she does and no one cares.

There's no need for that anymore though. Touhou threads are allowed on Yea Forums, whatever jannie was deleting them for no reason either got fired or stopped.

there was one deleted yesterday at like 400 posts
there wasn't even much image dumping or shitposting going on

why would you want to keep youkai alive instead of just killing them all? they sound like a nuisance.

Lucas, Ness and C.falcon should not have a voice with that logic.
I'm fine with whatever though.

behold, the only based and redpilled post in this thread so far

Gensokyo is haven for Youkai and humans both.

who is canonically stronger:
Marisa or Reimu?
FACT
Marisa is cuter

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I don't know, ask the Youkai Sages, who helped create the damn place. Or start reading the manga and playing the games and figure it out yourself.

I'm sick of the "smash makes everything mainstream" meme

A Touhou themed Bang!! clone? Too bad I'd have absolutely no one to play this with.

Reimu
Marisa admits to winning only about 40% of their matches

>kill off most of Gensokyo's inhabitants
>including the ones who made the barrier
no. They are vital for Gensokyo. There's no point to it existing anymore if no youkai are there

Either Marisa or Aya

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reimu is talent with no work (apart from SSiB)
marisa is hard work with no natural talent
I'd argue reimu is probably just slightly above marisa in power, but marisa's creativity in using gadgets and supplies to enhance her own abilities would have her able to beat reimu more often than reimu can beat her

and Reimu is the Phil Swift of Gensokyo

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I said third parties, with first parties or games he isn't passionate about is another story, and let's remember this fighter pass is Sakurai's top favorites from a list of possible choices provided by Nintendo, so it's noticeable the extra care is these 5 DLC characters

those gloves really ruined that painting

but Reimus ability is literally broken tier while Marisa only shoots heat and light missiles

Suika, not even a contest. Cirno is my favorite, but I'd like her more as a daughter or something.

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Marisa herself says she's proud to be number 2

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>but Reimus ability is literally broken tier
Flying?

All of them

yeah, but Marisa's creativity & skill puts her near Reimu in terms of power, it's literally a Goku-Vegeta situation, one is just slightly behind the other sometimes, but most of the time they're pretty well matched against one another

either Wriggle or Mokou, i just love tomboys

Marisa!

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above reality

Are the 2hus really old enough to drink? They don't look it.

Who knows then. We are not getting Reimu and we have no information who the rest of the pass characters so there's no point in argue that, but if you want to follow the pattern there's a 50% chance that Reimu will have voice(Nendoroid generations and cannonball) and another 50% that she won't but only in the remote case we get Reimu.

Reimu so she introduces me to Marisa and I drop my spaghetti

They live a pretty traditional life, so they have traditional entertainment.

today I will remind them

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Reimu and Marisa are like 30, and the others are youkai who have lived for hundred, if not thousands of years

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In danmaku I agree that Reimu is slightly stronger, but in full power and abilities Reimu is in a completely different level

>Reimu's ability is becoming invincible by teleporting herself to a pocket dimension
that's cheating

Marisa & Reimu are arround 20
Cirno is arround 200 but she has the mind of a 9 y/o

Most 2hus are 500+ years old lolis

cute
I will save that picture

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Is it normal to try sake and be completely underwhelmed by how weak it is?

>that's cheating
how so?

I agree with that

I bought a bottle for 12 bucks and it tasted like puke.
I hope that I just got bad sake and will try another some time in the future

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Yuugi & Suika drink enough sake to kill 3 humans

>Yukari Gap
Wouldn't Hakuna Matata do the same job? That's even her stage motif in her Stage 6 boss fight

Agree, we don't really know, I want Reimu in smash, but I'll be real, Ultimate is kind of a miracle in itself, so about the last 2 fighters, I don't know anymore who was chances and who doesn't, I want Reimu, but I don't know her actual chances, nor anyone else, let's just keep having fun speculating and waiting to be surprised who are the last two fighters

Wow when I prayed people would move on from smelly Melee autism when the new game was announced I never dreamed it would end up turning into an even smellier, more autistic cesspool.

sake is supposed to be drank warm, so if you tried it out of the bottle or chilled it probably messed with the intended flavor

monkey paw wish

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Time stop doesn't do shit if
>The opponent can just tank anything you've got
>You're limited in what you can do in it
>The length of how long you can stop time
>How much stamina it drains from you
>If the opponent can anticipate it and prepare against it (make illusions, find a reliable spot to hide until it wears out, etc)
>If the opponent is immune somehow

just like buying a cheap fumo in south america

i got a blonde Reimu labeled as "super Reimu"

>Hakuna Matata
I'm stealing that.

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let's see
>Reimu can just go to her pocket dimension
>Yukari can control the boundaries of space-time or gap herself away
>Marisa can just make a shield, same with Patchy & Alice
>Remilia can use sheer luck & fate to make it so the bullets get sent to different directions when time resumes
>Flan can just destroy the bullets when time resumes
>Aya can react and dodge when time resumes
>Sanae can rely on miracles
literally the only one that's fucked is someone who doesn't have ridiculous reaction times, nor any special abilities to escape time stop

That Sakuya sexually harasses her co-workers?

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this is far less of a big deal than you think it is

you mean the other way around

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> Implying Imouto-sama doesn't have dibs on Sakuya

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What's her appeal? She's a chaotic evil being, why do people like her?

I actually don't think anything about it but it triggers some people

>implying Flan doesn't prefer China

>chaotic evil
that's Seiga, Okina is more chaotic neutral

I'm all about rare pairs user.

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Maybe
but the true love is between the Housemaid and the Gatekeeper

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oh i've read this one, the ending is perfect, but Remilia is way too dumb in this one

since when can flandre read minds?
Or am I reading too much into it?

Those are Sakuya's inner thoughts

what happened to their noses?

yassy happened

when you turn up the moe over 100 percent, weird shit happens

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I don't know but the art style is still cute.

she's a fucking retard

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There are already a ton of videos on Youtube of normalfag nobody ecelebs with clickbait titles playing Touhou.

The hell is a fumo?

a 2hu plushie

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Is touhou Neil Armstrong like Doomguy but with Lunarians instead of demons?

>"super Reimu"
LMAO
pictures?

a drug

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Literally who?

nah he's literally a guy who arrived on the moon, put up a flag and told the lunarians to fuck off back to russia.

that's why the lunarians are extremely annoyed by Clownpiece's clothes and how she keeps bragging about "apollo"

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>3 Sakuyas
nice

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nah, sold that shit to my little cousin for about 10k pesos (arround 500 bucks)

So this clown girl is dressing up like an american flag just to make them butthurt?

>500 bucks for a plushie
What the fuck.

nah, just scammed the kid, i bought it around 80 bucks

Lmao.

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dumb secondary

why did you scam your own cousin

that little fucker is the reason i had to get a new pc

he fucking dropped soda in the motherboard while i was out shopping

Why not scam your own family?

t. jew

so much soul, then

dumb secondary

Imagine this but with Touhou.

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>when she dies Reimu goes pichuun
>Reimu constantly puts up smug faces when taunting or attacking
>her victory screens have Marisa fly arround her, dance along or drinking tea with her

fuck off newfag

Living in the human village sounds like hell to be honest. Every other week you suffer some kind of existential threat due to a youkai getting bored and your protectors can't do more than give them a slap on the wrist and send them on their way.

but you can see danmaku fights daily from the safety of your house whenever a Youkai/Reimu/Marisa get bored

Been a while since I've read FS but I recall that it pretty much implies it's a shithole for regular humans.

you know, i was cool with reimu being in smash but i had the fear that a bunch of normalfags are going to get into touhou and i don't want to associate myself with someone who has the same interests as me if it means i have to hang out with cringey ass normalfags. i guess i'm not the only person redpilled about that situation

iirc the human village is out of bounds for youkai.

doesn't stop them from casting shit like eternal night on it, which is game over-tier

not only that but forbidden scrollery confirms that all the major youkai factions are secretly fighting for control of the human village. They don't want anyone from the actual village to become a leader either.

more like hide in fear of the danmaku fights and hoping a lost bullet doesn't hit you

>who is Sekibanki
>who is Yuuka
>who is Nue
>who is Mamizou

I might be wrong, but do the Americans even know about the Lunarians?
I thought the Lunarians just got paranoid about earthlings coming to the moon, and after the second visit, they had enough and sabotaged Apollo 13 when it got close enough.

She should never get in. Smash is now where the series you love goes to die.

>who is Reisen
>who is Ran
>who is Remilia at night
>who is Alice

One of the Oni. Either go in hard or not at all and probably die in the process, as an added bonus.

aren't the bullets nonlethal, though?

reminder that is right

Seki is disguising as a human. She's probably the local toilet cleaner or something
Magicians can pass themselves as humans
AFAIR Nue chills around the Myouren Temple, which is pretty much outside the Human Village
Mamizou is an outlier.

As far as I remember, the real taboo is when the youkai are starting to interfere with human
basic routines, which is when Reimu starts to set her foot down, but anything harmless is something Reimu can't interfere. This is why Reimu can't stop Kappa shenanigans upfront

>Reimu gets into Smash
>but OP wished on the Monkey's Paw to make it happen
what's the worst that could happen?

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she has a "kawaii" voice
she looks like a 9 year old
she attacks mostly with her gohei
Marisa isn't referenced (not even as a spirit nor recolor)
she looks and acts like WaHH Reimu

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>AFAIR Nue chills around the Myouren Temple
There's a single FS chapter dedicated to Nue and Mamizou trolling the Human Village.
Also Ran and Yuuka were sighted within the village at least once so it's definitely not out of bounds for them. And Kokoro as well.

reminder that Kogasa pretty much lives in the human village with her babysitting kids

>she looks like a 9 year old
this is how she's drawn in the actual games, though

Aya in that outfit does things to my dick

they're a thing.

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>and acts like WaHH Reimu
but isn't that canon since ZUN wrote the story?

well, they both commit genocide daily

>Implying anyone but the mothafuckin genius is gettin in

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Yes but WaHH Reimu is a literal retard that straight up fucking killed herself eating old food because she couldn't be bothered to make fresh food
Trust me, you don't want Reimu in any game to be modelled on WaHH Reimu
That going said, it works in the manga because WaHH is too from Kasen's perspective, and she sees Reimu as a dumb kid

...

t.busta
if either game Reimu or FS Reimu are the ones smash Reimu is modeled of, it would be perfect

and slay demonic monsters

Sakurai seems to bring in the most faithful version of characters in smash, so he'd probably go with this

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I would have take any touhou character than muh anime swordsman #8-12
I can see Reimu having an echo Marisa

but Marisa's fighting style is really different, Sanae should be the echo

>I would have take any touhou character than muh anime swordsman #8-12
Here's your new touhou rep

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She would actually be a very unique character and has some interesting gimmicks with myon in the fighting games.

At least she has not-Luma to set her apart from other Korean Animation fencers

what a dork

Some are, if the fight is between Reimu and Marisa, probably, but some youkai use more dangerous bullets.

I DON'T CARE
JUST PUT IKU IN ANOTHER GAME
FUCK

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>Reimu gets in
>Spirit Board is blessed by Zun's artwork

Soku 2 when

Is it pronounced 2 hoo or toe hoe?

Holy shit, I didn't even think about that.

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>Iku gets in 2hu 17.7
>her theme is the arranged version in the swr extras
>her victory pose is dancing
>she and Tenshi have a unique team intro in which Iku scolds Tenshi

me need

>Eientei
>Reisen
>Cirno doing her Perfect Freeze
>Hourai Elixir (heals all damage)
>Palutena being possessed by Kanako/Sanae
>Dunno

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2hoo
toe hoe is more fun to say though

Damn, beat me to it

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How do normalfag humans like Sakuya and Marisa get their superpowers?

The loud dog.

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Marisa is a magician, she has no superpower in particular.
Also, Sakuya may not be a normal human.

>Hakurei Shrine
>Aunn
>Marisa (she either master sparks or stardust riviere, if you're lucky she burning comets/final sparks)
>Keystone (if an enemy is hit a random item will fall on top of them after some time, the items are: Tenshi with another keystone, Joon in a car, Marisa's tsuchinoko, Meiling kicking the enemy on the head)
>Green Lucina with a smaller White Lucina (Youmu fight)
>either a Sakuya that teleports and throws knifes arround, or a Yukari that gaps in things to kill you

ZUN style is unironically charming as fuck and I would love to see him drawing the smash girls.

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>reminder that ZUN admitted that when he draws artwork for the games he does it drunk and doesn't put any effort to it, i think he actually puts effort to artwork books

Marisa studied magic a lot. left her family because of it too.
Sakuya is a mystery, but she might potentially not even be human depending on who you ask.

I feel like Sakurai is the one game dev who would understand ZUN's autism. I would fucking love to see high quality 3D models inspired by the game portraits.

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The print works are where ZUN brings in a bunch of guest artists to draw illustrations
Outside of the games and music CD's, I don't think you see much other ZUN drawings

Like, imagine they pulling an AT with dozens of modeled characters in the background, it would be so awesome.

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I meant to say Animal Crossing's smashville.

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i feel like Sakurai would literally do what he did with Mega & Villager and update the designs a little bit while still keeping the characteristic ZUN style

also (who wants pc-98 Reimu as an alternate costume?)

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Fuck the shrine maiden
Add DIO to smash

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PC98 is a must, I can see her being an alt with the same body proportions but a different model for the face to mimic his old style.

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Still draws better than me.

alright, you've sold me on it

oh no no no no no

translate.google.com/#view=home&op=translate&sl=ja&tl=ja&text=東方
Press the speaker button

why isn't she in charge of the mansion? what kind of fucked up powers does her boss have to make someone with time stop her servant?

why is Reimu such a bully?

just imagine this
>the stage is the bamboo forest
>the boss is Kaguya vs Mokou
>if you beat one the other starts laughing and flies away
>the one that got defeated gets angry and starts attacking your enemies

i fucking want this

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She's mad that everyone she touches turns into clones of her.

There are styles of game where too dumb & lazy to live Reimu would be desirable. Games where she's the villain, for example, or some sort of Life-Sim 2hu game.

Vampires are powerful beings and Remilia in particular. Rumor says Sakuya used to be a vampire huntress but got defeated by Remi and accepted to be her bitch in return.

The mansion's mistress is a vampire whose power is manipulation of fate, she has a reclusive younger sister whose power is being able to destroy anything and can make three copies of herself. Not like it matters since Sakuya is very loyal to them

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Sakuya is the type of person thats married to her job
And her job is being Remilia's bitch

Thoughts?

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>NOOOOOOO I WANT TO DUMP MY FAN ART MEIDO HELP PLS

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Her face looks a bit off

That's a fan theory based on jackshit. We don't know what's the deal with Sakuya's past beyond being taken in by Remilia.

Something of the face puts me off but i can't quite tell what it is.

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make her flat

Modern youkai are dicks.

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make her like her AoCF counterpart (short sleeves/no sleeves)

also, make her a little shorter

Nah

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>fan theory
No, that's Akyuu's own words.
en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Sakuya_Izayoi

That sounds like rape

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Not him but, Akyuu sometimes is full of bullshit.

>The mansion's mistress is a vampire whose power is manipulation of fate
that's pretty broken. literally how do you defend against someone rewriting causality so that you lose?

Akyuu's words are even more unreliable than fan theories

Of course, but that's just to say that one theory is part of the official literature.

Does ANYONE know who draws these? Ill offer a steam wish list to anyone who figures out.

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Fair enough.

the thing is
Remi's manipulation of fate is 70% luck, and it's probably subconcious

Spellcard rules I guess. She never used it in other incidents after all. Otherwise it could be that she either cannot fully control it or cannot use it to its true potential.

Try SauceNao you goddamn stupid idiot

Akyuu can only report on what she thinks she knows, like how she thinks Reisen is a youkai rabbit, because that's what Reisen says she is, since she doesn't want people to know she's from the moon.

So, I'm really, really bad at bullet hell games, but I want to know about touhou more before Reimu is in Smash. What games should I play to prepare for Reimu's inevitable arrival in Smash?

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What has Akyuu gotten wrong?

try the fighting games
7.5, 10.5, 12.3, 13.5, 14.5 & 15.5

I think ZUN explained it as her seeing outcomes, and being able to push things in the direction of one of those outcomes.
If no outcome would end in your defeat, she can't cause you to loose.

The Touhou games

Start with Touhou 6, try to fight as many bosses as you can and move on to the next game
By the time you play all of them you might be able to do a 1cc, (required to see the good ending)

Read the print works

Play Perfect Cherry Blossom.

I like fighting games, so maybe I'll give those a go, do any of them have online capabilities to play with friends?

And perhaps I'll actually try to give a bullet hell a chance and take the challenge. I mean, I suck at Dark Souls, but I still beat two of those games with a friend

I'm already downloading some scans, thank you

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None of the powers really make sense in 2hu, don't overthink it. Flandre is literally an ape who can destroy anything with a fingertap so it's a miracle she didn't destroy Gensokyo already. And supposedly Sagume can completely rewrite history just by talking.

Sagume can’t change the past, only the future. And according to her it can get quite monkey paw so she avoids using it unless necessary

Soku(thats 12.3) has a pretty good online with sokuroll, but you need to forward your ports to host

and let's not forget the discord has helpful people that help you learn the mechanics of the game

Too clean, Mokou is gopnikcore

>shilling

Flandre isnt a idiot or as chaotic as she looks, thats moslty remilia spreading rumors.

The problem is her sources, most of the time her sources are the subject herself.

Who are the "bad guys" of Touhou?

The Lunarians

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Reimu

By human standards, 90% of the cast
By Gensokyo standard, Seiga because necromancy bad and moonshits because moon

Play Mof/SA and power through them if you want to actually get into the games. Play EoSD/PCB/IN if you just want to know shit about Touhou. No-one really cares about most of nu-touhou

Moonbitches

Lunarians

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Most games don't have a traditional "antagonist". Aside from moonshits most conflict just arises from characters being too stubborn to actually explain anything to Reimu/Marisa/whoever

Marisa after she turns herself into a youkai you know it's going to happen

Play HSiFS

Seihou told me that she will become an angel, she already is one though

Seija and Seiga are the most evil

Seiga - wants to tho whatever the fuck she wants (includes but not limited to: torturing and brainwashing humans and other youkai, commiting crimes like stealing, arson & murder. etc.)
Seija - wants to overthrow society to do whatever the fuck she wants

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Play it on tabletop sim you autismo

>commiting crimes like stealing
>inb4 lol Marisa

Why does Remilia even need all these maids? It's just her in the castle.

tbqh the last thing she stole is Nitori’s missiles since SA. Or she just buy them in bulk

They'll stick to AoCF since that's coming to the a Switch
Touhou has no definitive logo so it'll be Smash X AoCF

yes, but at least Marisa doesn't try to fucking create a zombie army

also i forgot about Medicine (hates all humans and poisons them on sight)
Nazrin (is raising a mouse army to attack humans)
Futo (burns down anyone that disagrees with taoism, if no one stops her)
Okuu & Flandre (not evil but extremely dangerous)
oh, and
moonbitches

>It's just her in the castle.
>Flandre
>Patche
>Koakuma
>Sakuya
>Meiling
>The servant Goblins

Why isn't the "no kill" rule lifted in the case of such existential threats to Gensokyo?

>Okuu & Flandre
I know you admitted they're not evil by way of bad intention, but I don't think raw power should be enough of a qualifier. By that logic Reimu's evil to some extent

These two

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1- because idk
2- if the no kill rule applies to such dangerous Youkai as Yukari (ability that borderlines into reality manipulation) Okina (extremely broken & dangerous ability) Hecatia (LITERAL FUCKING GODDESS OF HELL AND THE STRONGEST OF THEM ALL, SO STRONG SHE BROKE 2HU'S POWERSCALING) oh, and moonbitches

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Because if that happened there would be nothing left for Reimu to kill.

because they behave after you beat them at danmaku

this is the best timeline. fuck smashniggers and fuck /jp/

Flandre can destroy even subjective concepts
Okuu is a walking nuke that can evaporate Gensokyo

need i say more?

Can someone explain dabbing to me? Everyone here loves to make pictures of game characters “dabbing on” each other. I don’t get it. Why is it offensive/funny?

There are no buses in Gensokyo though..

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*ahem*

FUCK MOONBITCHES

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Its a forced meme that's not even funny/relevant anymore because those who invented it stopped being important. You're better off not knowing

It's dumb shit

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based

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>thread is more active than the entirety of /jp/

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