What games does your girlfriend play?

yjk

You just know

someone's getting knotted tonight

Nobody "likes" the N64 or the act of using one. They like a few games for it.

I "like" playing Starfox 64, F-Zero X, Sin and Punishment and Mario 64 on my Wii U.

I "like" playing Perfect Dark, Blast Corps, and Jet Force Gemini on my Xbox One.

The N64 is dickcheese though.

IMAGINE

League of Legends and Pokemon

BARKED.com

I thought I was the only one

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My girlfriend (male) plays whatever I play. I like playing co-op games though.

Recently I got Ni No Kuni 2 Revenant Kingdom though with all the DLC; it's pretty fun. Easy as fuck, even on Expert though. But still fun

Ace Attorney, Bayonetta

She will try Sekiro next week

>finally get a gf
>like her a lot, but she demands attention all the time
>wants to spend the whole day talking to me
>wants to go out and do something
>wants to come over
>wants me to go to her place
>i just want to stay inside in pajamas playing video games all day like when i was single

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board games

You will both have to learn to compromise user

If she can't give you alone time then just dump her
Jerking off is unironically better than sex.

she plays the “not existing” game, she’s been at it for a solid 21 years now

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>Jerking off is unironically better than sex.
t. never loved anybody

>complain about "tfw forever alone" your whole life
>finally get a Gf and now you complain about NOT being alone

Every time.

>gf

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Software to Hardware sales across most consoles shows that the average consumer has 5 to 10 games on it, even today.
>b-but that's from where most consumers were kids! there are more people that can afford more games into the industry now!
m-maybe, but this didn't change much. Switch is at 5.4 games per hardware, and the 3DS is at 5.0 games per hardware.
I'll give you that the lack of certain genres on N64 is a problem or that it's library isn't extensive, though.

*blocks your path*
ayo dawg lets dp this bitch

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Hitman and Splatoon, lately

You guessed right.

dating is overrated, either stay single and become a porn addict or find a fwb you can meet a few times a week

On her own, a harry potter android game. Together, crash racing and some other switch games

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Women are parasitical vermin that have never contributed absolutely anything to human society they merely destroy every single thing they fucking touch and i'm sick and tired of this.
All women are subhuman vermin incapable of loyalty, rationality or basic human decency and it's about time they get what they deserve, They all deserve to be raped, dismembered and skinned alive, melted in acid and beaten until every single bone in their bodies is broken without any exception regardless of age, looks or race. Women are the fucking reason why biological life shouldn't exist, i hate these disgusting things so much that i even beat the fuck out of my mom and nearlyc hoked her to death last week when i ran out of SSRIs, i'm at the point where i would only feel happiness if a toddler had a fucking hot iron cramemd into it's cunt.
Go ahead and call me an incel one more fuckign time you stupid pieces of shit, you're only playing into their hands. I'm sick and tired of the bullshit traditionalism also, all of these whores need to be exterminated it's fucking illogical that parasitical leeches have the right to ruin the lives of men.

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Red Dead Redemption 2, Pokémon Heart Gold and GO, and The Last Guardian are all I know. I loaned her Ghost Trick back when we were just friends and she was sad to give it back having not finished it so we’re gonna go through it together. Trying to get her into SMT since she likes demon motifs. She claimed Baphomet as her favorite or likely Persona.

you sound retarded

>Women are parasitical vermin that have nev
stopped reading there
have sex

Top kek

she plays with my heart

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>Women are parasitical vermin that have never contributed absolutely anything to human society they merely destroy every single thing they fucking touch and i'm sick and tired of this.
user is cute, CUTE

We’ve been playing Phoenix Wright and Animal Crossing together.

Pretty comfy

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for right now wow, overcooked 2, my
ife in portia or whatever it's called, a little bit of rimworld

>Phoenix Wright

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very 1800s, reminds me of some kind of jack the ripper character shouting drunkenly BEGONE HARLOTS in the local tavern

SHE PUTS THE SHE PUTS THE WEIGHTS INTO MY LITTLE HEEART

How much have you contributed to society?

>interrupting a gamer while he's online owning n00bz
Bitch needs to know her boundaries.

we used to play Toontown Rewritten together

GFs are massively overrated. They're generally demanding, annoying, and get upset over the dumbest shit imaginable, and they don't really give anything in return except sex.
Don't get me wrong, sex is nice and all, but I often wonder if it's worth putting up with her shit.

it's a copy pasta you dip shits

Better be pasta

My girlfriend can pass Super Meat Boy but the moment she plays something 3D she becomes absolutely incapable of playing. I think the gender thing is true in this case, I see women playing in future generations but millenial girls will never be able because there was a social stigma around video games. The fact that Mario 64 apparently lost 75% of players doesn't surprise me at all, you have to "train" for a 3D environment, our brains adapted but that's because we played a shitload of them. My dad used to help me through SMW, I couldnt control the fucking cape, but when I asked for help in Banjo and OOT he couldnt do shit

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My response is also a copypasta you fuckface.

>9 or so years ago
>get first gf
>we work at the same place
>talk all day
>talk for a bit longer after work
>text when we're at home
>i tell her i'm gonna play video games for a bit now
>next morning gf is in a bad mood
>coworker comes up to me
>"GF is really depressed about what you did. are video games more important to you than she is?"
Fucking seriously? We easily texted for 2 hours after we've seen each other for 10 hours that day. Anyone who says girlfriends are overrated is correct, they are. Its like sex, you think you really need it until you get it and then you realise its not all that great, especially considering all the work you have to put in unless youre a giga chad

The Ps4 has an attach rate of 9 pushsquare.com/news/2019/01/ps4_has_a_very_high_software_attach_rate_average_player_owns_around_ten_games

My girlfriend plays Nancy Drew games

Same thing here, for the longest time my sister couldnt play OoT or Wind Waker because she could not walk in a straight line unless the camera was right behind her and she was walking to the front. Any slight angle in the path or the camera moving a bit threw her off.

Nope, don't feel bad for you at all. You get consistent amount of sex and attention. Fuck off.

>tfw dad get an inferiority complex and never plays vidya with you after the SNES
>tfw dad proceeds to pressure you into playing hockey and you just want to play games
>tfw dad is ultimately disappointed in his son

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>all these people with gfs
Yea Forums is full of normalfags now

>now

2016 tourist detected

>now

like every woman

Not every girl is like your clingy bitch user

Fuckin shit you're the type of person to have his world catch on fire and just laugh at it. You seem pretty based.

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Yea Forums has been failed normalfag central for years now

Mostly Battlefield V and Fifa 19.

My dick

what's a girlfriend

>those beautiful 20 years where consumer electronics were really bounding and the internet was fresh and experimental

Until Google/Facebook/Apple figured it out and I got a job. I'm gonna heave

>have been with my gf since 2000
>starting coming to Yea Forums in 2005
uhh??

He's probably more disappointed that you're a fucking steve poster.

I play with my gaming companion.

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Stumb me toe on the fucken door
Asshole

>having a girlfriend for 19 years
ouch

>accidentally bump elbow on the doorframe
>call it a faggot

Ah, so you've realized that relationships require work. You can't have your cake and eat it to user.

Marriage is a meme. He's doing good.

Nah, I have a boyfriend. We game together and both understand the importance of alone time.

haha gay

She's cute

Dodged a bullet.

monster hunter, idolmaster, a few rpgs like Disgaea, story focused Japanese indie games and porn with plot shit like Rance

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Very cute!

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of course he's a retarded linkposter. kys

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seething

>get one gf nine years ago
>user was probably a teenager
>girl acts immature
>WAAAH ALL WOMEN ARE BAD!

lmao while I do agree in that women can be rather needy for attention at times, not all of them are that bad. My gf of two years has her own life and only gets mad if I play vidya instead of going to her parents or something after I've skipped out the time before to play vidya. To me it's understandable shit for the most part. Relationships are a partnership obviously so if you're just zoning out playing vidya all fucking day and only giving your gf time when you feel like it is just selfish. Just be single if you want that life. If you were gay a dude would be the same way if they werent big into vidya.

you should see /vr/ or /adv/. It's soccer mom hell.

>gf buys Switch
>'lol im a gamer now like u'
>buys Zelda
>'lol im a zelda nerd'
>gets to first boss
>'shit, this is too hard'
>switch has since sat unused for months.
That's about it. Oh, she played portal with me. Once.