>ex gf loves banjo kazooie from her childhood >gets happy to see them in smash >ask me if I want to reply both original n64 banjo games with her on her birthday >told her we don’t own an Xbox to play rare replay >ask to emulate it on PC >gets mad at me because she wants to play it on the original n64 with carts >gets mad at me and said just buy one from a retro game shop >told her not to waste her time on old games like that >tells me she buy it herself >two days later dumps me on the phone, then Snapchats me playing banjo on the n64
First of all, I was in the right. I never see her play games that’s not animal crossing or Pokémon. Why do I have to drop money on an N64 for one game, then never use it again.
>Why do I have to drop money on an N64 for one game, then never use it again.
Because it's her birthday.
Ethan Turner
underage b&
Lincoln Bell
Seriously if your economical about it that's like, 60-70 bucks.
Compare that to the usual roasty faire of a nice gift like jewelry+a fancy dinner and it's undeniably cheaper. This girl basically tried to softball her birthday to this guy and he turned his nose up at it. My sides
Ethan Price
So, she literally threw a birthday gift suggestion right at you, and you just fucked yourself hard by not taking the time to just follow through with what could have been a really great birthday gift for her.
You literally do not understand how girls work and you quite possibly never will.
Angel Robinson
you should have given your girl a birthday treat
Samuel Morris
>All these thirsty incels defending her childish temper tantrum
Adrian Jackson
Cope harder OP
Her "childish temper tantrum" was asking for a low maintenance birthday
Jordan Ward
He should have expected a reaction like this though Women are petty as fuck when it comes to little shit like this
Dominic Long
Good. Fuck the dead gay bear and fuck Banjodrones.
>On her birthday You absolute dumbass, she was basically just telling you what she'd want for her birthday. And you went "Nuh I dont wanna get that cause I wouldnt use it"
She asked you for a birthday gift mate, have you thought this through? Also my n64 lasted longer than my wii and wii u, I should be fucking your gf at this point.
Mason Ross
Should be easy considering there's no way I could fuck up a relationship as bad as you did
Jonathan Ross
I’ve literally never celebrated my gfs birthday. Birthdays are literally for children
Literally pulled defeat out of the jaws of victory there, boyo
Andrew Rivera
Based gruntyposter
Evan White
How did you come to the conclusion that make up this story would be a good idea? Is it for the fact that in this fiction you had a gf?
Connor Long
Should've just got her an N64 fool
Caleb Thomas
>why yes, i do own a 3000$ pc, but i also own a myriad of authentic retro game consoles witch i play on my crt for the truest experience
Easton Rodriguez
How come everyone knows it was her birthday
Alexander Jackson
Fbwp
Brayden Thompson
Send me her deets. I'll "play Banjo" with her.
Jaxon Parker
You are most certainly the most based witch! Making fun of every other loser and bitch!
Levi Brooks
This.
She basically told you what to do and you were so inept. If it was her birthday and I meant a lot to her it shouldn't have mattered what it was. She just wanted to share a moment of her childhood with the person that meant most to her, but you were to stuck up about being 'right'.
It was probably never about Banjo and she just wanted to spend the time with you, user, on her birthday. She wanted to tie a fond moment of her childhood with a moment with you.
