What the fuck does he do all day?

He's the CEO of the biggest games store in the world. Safe to say he does business stuff and hasn't been involved in making games for over a decade.

>the biggest games store in the world

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Plays Dota 2. Sandking iirc.

I think this interview really goes into detail and might help you get to know his daily life
youtu.be/UdSKWKZFdrU

>Sandking
absolutely based

if you had more cash than you could spend in your lifetime why wouldn't you make shit? I guess he lost his creative spark and slipped into apathy? Seems to happen to DotA addicts.

name one bigger

Laughs at his shills what doing for free something that PR department would do for money

learn to speak english you fucking chink
tienamen square

eat mcdonald’s and draw shit on an office white board

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Because he has duties as CEO of Valve. Huge companies don't run themselves.

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yes they do. if you own a business you hire a manager to run shit for you. gaben fucking fails.

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Based retard

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>Fatfuck interviews fatfuck
Lmao.

Mostly nothing. He's the owner of a company. That's what they do.

>What the fuck does he do all day?

Walks into office
Watches profits rise for next hour
1 hour mid morning power snack break.
Watches profits rise for next hour
2 hour power lunch
Watches profits rise for next hour
1 hour mid afternoon power snack break.
Watches profits rise for next hour
leaves

collect

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gay ben finna boutta get dabbd on

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Roll in cash like a pig in the mud

Isn't he coaching his kid on his fps game?

Swims in a giant pool of jewels and gold coins.

Why the hell would you work if you were a billionaire?

you would think a billionaire would want to get healthy so he has more time to spend his dosh.

lucky bastard

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Hookers.

Bend over laowai Im gonna incert my 成员 in your ass

Has sex (with me)

Saves gaming

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Eat burgers and clap

Anime tits

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When’s he participating in the wheeled desk races and watch the staff play musical chairs for new projects and not manage the pajeet summer event coders.

You just know

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youtube.com/watch?v=qULj5aDAPv8
He seems pretty happy where he's at right now with Valve

HAVE SEX.

Gaben will be dead within five years.

That's his diet apparatus. You're supposed to look at 3d representations of delicious donuts while the bionic donut right in front of your nose is producing authentic donut fumes.

>RimWorld and Factorio are not on sale
that fat fuck, anyway, what are some games like Rimworld and Factorio?

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>he has to restart his client after buying a game

Plays Dota, Global Offensive, and TF2. Plays whatever inhouse prototypes is being made. Occasionally answer emails or do something business-related.

You mean "built-in memory flush failsafe™"

Zachtronics has loads of automation puzzle games if that's the part of Factorio you enjoy.

Cause their devs are anti-sale, you fucking moron.

Google app store.

He does what a lead developer does when making a game.

He's working on the Dota Battle Royale

is everyone here retarded?
Gaben works on VR all day. literally showed up on camera and his flip flops last week to talk about it

He's been dead for years.

CEOs rarely run operations for companies that size. That's what a COO is for. Generally for a megacorp..CEO exists to be the thought/idea leader, champion/ambassador of the brand, and mentor to the other execs.

Gaben really must be depressed or apathetic now..

>Gaben really must be depressed or apathetic now.
He's a fucking billionaire, he can do anything and he has a family, what are you on about?

i'm all ears, lets hear it

By 'works on VR' do you mean loli ERP in VRchat?

Nope, works with mainly 4 other guys who he says, and I quote, "are fucking fun to work with".

Sure seems like soft and quite honestly easy work for that level of pay

Is there anyone who can defeat Redshirt gaben?

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>He's a fucking billionaire, he can do anything and he has a family, what are you on about?

Didn't stop a certain celebrity from offing himself. Or Notch from becoming friendless and jaded.

Came here for the fpbp.

>Came expecting to see this answer, or at least say it
>It's the first post
Every now and then Yea Forums doesn't disappoint.

They have no excuse to not try and improve themselves and/or their lives
They have infinite* time and money

*compared to the average man

you're right, i dont believe you

Plays DOTA
smokes weed
learning basic math

Do you also believe depressed people can just "stop being sad"?

Worked for my step-sister who used to be suicidal

What does one do when you reach that point we're all supposed to chase for our happiness and you're still not happy?

It didn't work for my dad who works for Nintendo.

kill yourself and be done with it, if you're just gonna mop around all day and can't find the willpower to stop it, might as well stop wasting everyone's time with your whining

For years he'd been talking about VR. I imagine that's what he was working on all this time, especially with the release of the index. Well that and just general business related stuff.
Whether it's time well invested is a different thing, but if it's what he's been doing / is working on, it is what it is. He seems pretty VR orientated.

Stay classy Yea Forums

Be sexy.

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Count money

swims in gold coins like a rich duck from a boomer tv show

roleplay as santa at the nearest mall

he remains in stasis until the singularity is achieve and he can transcend and break free from this mortal coil into his new digital form.

>What the fuck does he do all day?

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So he's like me in high school. Sounds nice.

>smokes weed

>"Gabe, we need papers."
>"I got them right here."
>*pulls out Half Life 3 design doc*

epic game store

acquiring shekels

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You just know

Is this nigger the Gurm of vidya?

>Half-Life led to Half-Life 2, Source led to Source 2, the experiments with did with Team Fortress 2 are what enabled us to build Dota. Artifact is the reason we’re able to do Underlords. Maybe someday, the number two will lead us to that shiny integer glowing on the mountain someplace.

the fuck is a gurm?

That's your comeback? That doesn't even make sense. He got you.

He plays video games of course

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>making games

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bigger = userbase?
bigger = more games?

That's what your parents said to eachother about you at the breakfast table this morning

>CEO of the biggest games store in the world
are we talking about Gabe or Tim Based

Counting money and eat. Full time job with that amount of money and big stomach.

To fuck you need dick. Fat people have none.

fuck prostitutes and eat burgers

Shitposting on Yea Forums

Probably checks up on the legion of eggheads he gives money to do his bidding.

he is the god

kek

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He slings dope and fucks bitches.

overthrow is old