Autistic shit you do when playing games

>boss is bigger than me
>whisper "Alright, come on big guy. Come on. Come on. Come on." while strafing back and forth

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>come on big guy. Come on. Come on. Come on." while strafing back and forth
That’s what Kevin Nash heard in the summer of ‘92 before he got his ass raped

I wear a gaming neckbrace because my neck gets tired

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>play minecraft
>never build anything because I know it won’t be perfect and I can’t stnd imperfection
>instead turn every world into super flat

>playing a game with a silent protag
>respond to npcs dialogue as if I'm the protag

sometimes i talk to myself in my head as if i was streaming yet i have never and will never stream a video game

Based as fuck

I talk as if I'm doing an LP or something. Not all the time, just some of the time. I've thought about recording and seeing if it's any good, but I only play irrelevant shit that wouldn't get any attention, so the feedback wouldn't exist.

Kek what a bitch.

>About to smash an enemy with a bigass weapon
>Hum out a BEEP BEEEEEP like I'm about to hit them with a semi freight

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Trying to do things very flashy and stylish even if it can hinder me.

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When I'm bored in an open world game and trying to figure out where to go next I'll slow walk in circles for hours.

get naked

>beating something in general with a multi hit attack
>"AAAAAATITITITIITITTIITITITIITITITIITITTITIITIT"
>"BOP"

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>building game
>pretend to give tour to my creation as if someone was sitting next to me

I play games seasonally. I play "hot" games in the summer and "cold" games in the winter and autumn. For example I can't play the fallout series or red dead redemption outside of the summer.

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Fucking asp retard.

I used to hold down A and B while catching a Pokemon since I thought it would increase the success rate, and I still do

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>Get a sawn-off shotgun.
>Automatically start reciting Hand on the Pump by Cypress Hill.

youre meant to tap b in time with the pokeball shaking you fucking buffoon

I always save twice, so that my save is saved

Try to find every item and complete every sidequest and then get bored before I complete the game.

I roleplay in every game regardless of genre. Even in fighting games if I'm fighting against CPUs I try to time my attacks so that it looks cool and finish off the opponent with an ultimate or at least a super.

I like to explain gameplay in depth as if its over a podcast or jewtube vid on the topic
if my roommates are home I do it in my head

>like game
>start spending up to hundreds of hour in it 100%ing the achievements, making myself hate the game in the process

The bigger they are...

I won't fast travel in open world games because it kills immersion

I'd watch your irrelevant LPs user

based
also if a game has a theme (halloween or horror), I'll only play it during that time of the year.

I pretend I came up with the concept of the game before the creators did and got someone else to make it for me by selling the idea well and then being successful and loved.

if the game has a save system
>save every 15-20 minutes even if there's an auto save
>save twice before I quit. main and backup.
>game asks "would you like to save before quitting?"
>hit yes

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i imagine my character from Monster Hunter Stories growing up and becoming a hunter in the other Monster Hunter games.

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