Shhhhhhhhhhh
King K room is sleeping
Shhhhhhhhhhh
>room
Imagine being such a brainlet that you can't even proof read half a fucking sentence.
>room
The absolute fucking state of scaliefags.
WAKE UP
MS. TOADSTOOL
I phoneposted phase be gentile
get up you fat fuck
Why is he so cute bros?
>Smash fag
>Phone Poster
>Illiterate
What are the odds you're a ESL third world shitter as well.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
WAKE THE FUCK UP MR.ROOM
>gentile
oh I'll be gentile alright
Wrong!
This lizard is deceased.
OH SHIT HE ABOUT TO DO IT
NOOOOOOOOO DON'T DO IT
IT IS I THE ONE AND ONLY
KING
BOWSER KOOPA
I'M A TURTLE AS YOU CAN SEE
A LITTLE SLOW A LITTLE GREEN
BUT THE WHOLE I'D SAY
SOOPA DOOPA
WAKE UP K ROOL YOU ARE A SHITTY LOW TIER AND ITS BEEN 5 MINUTES SINCE I'VE TOLD YOU. WAKKKKE UPPPPPP
PRINCESS TOADSTOOOOOOOOOOL~
I KNOW YOUR FRIGHTENED, MMM-MMMMM~
IF YOU KNOW JUST WHY YOU'RE HERE, IF YOU WOULD JUST BE HEIGHTENED
PRINCESS TOADSTOOL, I KNOW YOU'RE FRIGHTENED
MMMmmm...
IF YOU KNEW JUST WHY YOU'RE HERE
YOUR FEAR WOULD JUST BE HEIGHTENED
SO LET'S JUST SAY
IGNORANCE IS BLISS
You've heard of it, haven't you? The Legend of Sparda...
SO I HATE TO BE A BUMMER
BUT I BROUGHT YOU HERE TO BRING ME PLUMBERS
YOU KNOW THOSE BROTHERS
OH, WHAT'S THEIR NAMES~?
OH YES
MARIO & LUIGI
JUST THE SOUND OF IT MAKES ME QUEASY
I'D LOVE TO THAT THAT MONKEY WRENCH AND PLAY MY OWN GAME
OH YES! MARIO AND LUIGI
JUST SOUND OF IT MAKES ME QUEASY
I'D LOVE TO TAKE THAT MONKEY WRENCH, I'D PLAY MY OWN GAME...
PRINCESS TOADSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL~
YOU'RE SO MISGUIDED, MMM-MMMMM~
I'VE NEVER BEEN FOND OF BOOKWORMS BUT THEN AGAIN
THIS ONE MAKES GOOD MARIO BAIT
OH I CAN'T WAIT
IGNORANCE IS BLISS
>chunky kong ike
>chunky ike
>chunkyike
>chunkike
>kike
>KIKE
JEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWSSSSSS
WITH MY MAGIC BOOK I'LL SHOWER
THOSE CLUMSY LIZARDS WITH MY POWERS
UNTIL DINOSAUR LAND IS NOTHING BUT FOSSIL FUEL
MY ONLY PROBLEM WITH THESE SPELLS
IS THAT I KNOW NOT WHAT THEY TELL
SO EVERY HEX LEAVES ME PERPLEXED
ALL I WANT ARE THOSE PLUMBING FOOLS
PRINCESS TOADSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL~
YOU'RE NOT SO CLEVER, MMM-MMMMM~
ALL YOUR WORDS ARE ALPHABET SOUP
A PICTURE TELLS IT BETTER
I'LL SAY IT AGAIN
IGNORANCE IS BLISS
HAVEN'T YOU HEARD, A PICTURE'S WORTH A THOUSAND'S WORD
>SOOPA DOOPA
OWN HIS OWN THRONE, THE BOSS LIKE KING KOOPA
ON THE MICROPHONE HE FLOSSED THE RIN (SUPA)
YOU CALL YOURSELF A PRINCESS BUT YOU'RE A BRAINIAC IN A DRESS
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WASTE TIME WITH THESE BOOKS
YOU REMIND ME OF MY KID SISTER
SHE READ SO MUCH SHE GOT A BLISTER
A BIG ONE, NO I MEAN BIG ONE, AND ON HER BRAIN
WHAT A SNOOK
DOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO-DOO
I'D LIKE TO GET MY HANDS
DOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO-DOO
JUST ONE TIME WITH A MONKEY WRENCH
DOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO-DOO
I'D FIX THEIR PLUMBING
DOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
DOO DOO DOO DOO
DOO DOO-DOO-DOOOOOOOOO
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'M GONNA SAY THE D WORD
DK
That's King KRool. This is King K Rom
PRINCESS
TOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL~
I KNOW YOU'RE FRIGHTENED
(SO MISGUIDED)
IF YOU KNEW JUST WHY YOU'RE HERE
YOUR FEAR WOULD JUST BE HEIGHTENED
PRINCESS
TOOOOAAAADSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL~
YOU'RE NOT SO CLEVER
(PICTURES SAY IT BETTER)
ALL YOUR WORDS ARE ALPHABET SOUP
A PICTURE TELLS IT BETTER
FOR THE LAST TIME
doo doo doo doo
dee dee dee dee
ting ting ting ting
DUM DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
On second thought, I think I made my point.
(smooth jazz outro)
Good show, user.