Shhhhhhhhhhh

Shhhhhhhhhhh
King K room is sleeping

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>room
Imagine being such a brainlet that you can't even proof read half a fucking sentence.

>room
The absolute fucking state of scaliefags.

WAKE UP


MS. TOADSTOOL

I phoneposted phase be gentile

get up you fat fuck

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Why is he so cute bros?

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>Smash fag
>Phone Poster
>Illiterate
What are the odds you're a ESL third world shitter as well.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
WAKE THE FUCK UP MR.ROOM

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>gentile
oh I'll be gentile alright

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Wrong!
This lizard is deceased.

OH SHIT HE ABOUT TO DO IT

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NOOOOOOOOO DON'T DO IT

IT IS I THE ONE AND ONLY

KING

BOWSER KOOPA

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I'M A TURTLE AS YOU CAN SEE

A LITTLE SLOW A LITTLE GREEN

BUT THE WHOLE I'D SAY

SOOPA DOOPA

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WAKE UP K ROOL YOU ARE A SHITTY LOW TIER AND ITS BEEN 5 MINUTES SINCE I'VE TOLD YOU. WAKKKKE UPPPPPP

PRINCESS TOADSTOOOOOOOOOOL~

I KNOW YOUR FRIGHTENED, MMM-MMMMM~

IF YOU KNOW JUST WHY YOU'RE HERE, IF YOU WOULD JUST BE HEIGHTENED

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PRINCESS TOADSTOOL, I KNOW YOU'RE FRIGHTENED

MMMmmm...

IF YOU KNEW JUST WHY YOU'RE HERE

YOUR FEAR WOULD JUST BE HEIGHTENED

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SO LET'S JUST SAY

IGNORANCE IS BLISS

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You've heard of it, haven't you? The Legend of Sparda...

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SO I HATE TO BE A BUMMER

BUT I BROUGHT YOU HERE TO BRING ME PLUMBERS

YOU KNOW THOSE BROTHERS

OH, WHAT'S THEIR NAMES~?

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OH YES

MARIO & LUIGI

JUST THE SOUND OF IT MAKES ME QUEASY

I'D LOVE TO THAT THAT MONKEY WRENCH AND PLAY MY OWN GAME

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OH YES! MARIO AND LUIGI
JUST SOUND OF IT MAKES ME QUEASY
I'D LOVE TO TAKE THAT MONKEY WRENCH, I'D PLAY MY OWN GAME...

PRINCESS TOADSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL~

YOU'RE SO MISGUIDED, MMM-MMMMM~

I'VE NEVER BEEN FOND OF BOOKWORMS BUT THEN AGAIN

THIS ONE MAKES GOOD MARIO BAIT

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OH I CAN'T WAIT

IGNORANCE IS BLISS

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>chunky kong ike
>chunky ike
>chunkyike
>chunkike
>kike
>KIKE
JEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWSSSSSS

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WITH MY MAGIC BOOK I'LL SHOWER

THOSE CLUMSY LIZARDS WITH MY POWERS

UNTIL DINOSAUR LAND IS NOTHING BUT FOSSIL FUEL

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MY ONLY PROBLEM WITH THESE SPELLS

IS THAT I KNOW NOT WHAT THEY TELL

SO EVERY HEX LEAVES ME PERPLEXED

ALL I WANT ARE THOSE PLUMBING FOOLS

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PRINCESS TOADSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL~

YOU'RE NOT SO CLEVER, MMM-MMMMM~

ALL YOUR WORDS ARE ALPHABET SOUP

A PICTURE TELLS IT BETTER

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I'LL SAY IT AGAIN

IGNORANCE IS BLISS

HAVEN'T YOU HEARD, A PICTURE'S WORTH A THOUSAND'S WORD

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>SOOPA DOOPA
OWN HIS OWN THRONE, THE BOSS LIKE KING KOOPA
ON THE MICROPHONE HE FLOSSED THE RIN (SUPA)

YOU CALL YOURSELF A PRINCESS BUT YOU'RE A BRAINIAC IN A DRESS

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WASTE TIME WITH THESE BOOKS

YOU REMIND ME OF MY KID SISTER

SHE READ SO MUCH SHE GOT A BLISTER

A BIG ONE, NO I MEAN BIG ONE, AND ON HER BRAIN

WHAT A SNOOK

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DOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO-DOO

I'D LIKE TO GET MY HANDS

DOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO-DOO

JUST ONE TIME WITH A MONKEY WRENCH

DOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO-DOO

I'D FIX THEIR PLUMBING

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DOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

DOO DOO DOO DOO

DOO DOO-DOO-DOOOOOOOOO

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I'M GONNA SAY THE D WORD
DK

That's King KRool. This is King K Rom

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PRINCESS

TOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL~

I KNOW YOU'RE FRIGHTENED
(SO MISGUIDED)

IF YOU KNEW JUST WHY YOU'RE HERE

YOUR FEAR WOULD JUST BE HEIGHTENED

PRINCESS

TOOOOAAAADSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL~

YOU'RE NOT SO CLEVER
(PICTURES SAY IT BETTER)

ALL YOUR WORDS ARE ALPHABET SOUP

A PICTURE TELLS IT BETTER

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FOR THE LAST TIME

doo doo doo doo

dee dee dee dee

ting ting ting ting

DUM DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

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On second thought, I think I made my point.

(smooth jazz outro)

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Good show, user.

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