Kazooie is a Seriema

Kazooie is a Brazilian Girl Seriema

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Kazooie and her friend Bear 2/3

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Amazing Discovery

She's a fucking Breegull. It says right there in the game. Breegulls don't exist. They are a fictional bird, just like Kazooie. Faggots.

Ver cool

Kazooie is a Brazilian Girl Seriema.

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Shut Up Moron

Kazooie and her friend Bear 3/3

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Kazooie feeding on.. what is that? Kazooie is a Brazilian Girl Seriema.

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No

Kazooie and Banjo flying

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thank you kazooieposter

Cute ._.

Kazooie feeding on.. a Green Ekans. Kazooie is a Brazilian Girl Seriema.

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You are Welcome in my house

Seriema performing a backflip from a backpack lol

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I know

Based

Breegull face

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Nice view

Good thread

I don't think I've seen any more autistic threads than this one, other than the floor tile guy.

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Kazooie is red though

But she really is BRAZILIAN ... Seriemas are only native in Brazil... I'm Brazilian, man I have saw some already.

Yeah, and a Zubat is Blue. It continues a Bat.

Back to my Pack!

Would you still fuck her, knowing he's a Brazilian girl?

Looks yummy

Hi

Nice

Kazooie is actually a BIN CHICKEN
youtube.com/watch?v=w4dYWhkSbTU

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Not him, but I would. That magnificent cloaca...

Playing as Kazooie

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No! NO MASTER! I'm tired of it!!!

( No! I'm not this! )

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No way

birb

Eeww

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Breegull here, hi stupid guy who doesn't know how to pronounce 'bird'

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Cooooool

Breegull seeking for prey...

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REATARD
*bird :/

Seriema is so sexy

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Applauses. Thanks Bro.

Look at this, Kazooie is this Bad Tempered. She is a Bad Girl. That Selfish kind. Look at this face, eyes and beak in this pic.

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I wish this seriema Brazilian girl would kick the shit out of me until I died

Beautiful

Hehe cute

Agreed 1/5

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Smart, OP. Smart...

Siriema Espécies De Pássaros Do Brasil Banco de Imagens e Fotos de Stock - iStock

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Wooooow

Agreed 2/5

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So she is a Macaco

Agreed 3/5

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Cute Cute

Why do I get the impression this man is a foreigner

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Agreed 4/5

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Shut the fuck up

OP here, yes, I'm a Brazilian Man.

No U

Agreed 5/5

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it looks like Ho-oh (The Phoenix Pokémon)

Not a chance

is this gonna be another "female goodra" thing

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I don't care for your opinion FAGGOT

F U

fun fact: these are the closest living relatives to terror birds

The Breegulls

it's definitely a seriema

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FU

Ajd

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Heh

O.o

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84/15 lol
also i thought i was on Yea Forums for a minute

Good Thread

Lok

Kik

What do you guys think of secretary birds?

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Hoi Vou Komerte Uku

>90 replies
>17 posters

Is there something you want to talk about OP?

Dainty.

Haha, don't make me laugh

hey hey hey
forced memes are fucking gay

What??

Hu

When?

How?

Banjo-Kazooie is a series of video games developed by Rare.

The games feature a male bear

named Banjo

Cool autism in this thread

and his friend,

Your cousin, he is autist

and his friend

a large female red bird

called Kazooie

who are both

controlled

breegulls

youtu.be/ha6Wdd8cjm4

by the player.

Throughout

the various

games,

they are tasked with

thwarting

the

various

evil

schemes

of a witch named Gruntilda

The first game

Banjo-Kazooie

was released

Nuts

on the Nintendo 64

in 1998

Your father is

Subsequent

entries

in

the

series

>sings ode to joy

what a cultured bird

have

niggers

Can someone put this autist out of his misery?

in

2008

Microsoft attempted to

soft reboot the series

>143 posts
>24 IPs
Yikes

Do you think Banjo's farts smell like honey?

the budget had 90 million US Dollars

and was to be a next-generation launch title

the game was teased at E3 in 2006

Hu hu... (nose laugh)

however, due to funding and development issues

Rly? There was E3 in 2006? When E3 started?

appeared

release was pushed back to mid 2007

further issues with development

He shits honey and eats bear poop
So no.

would push the game further back to 2008

on

People tend to not want to talk about their schizophrenia

different

Reception

the game was met with harsh criticism from players

platforms

however critics gave it positive reviews

What game was released in 2008?

IGN's Matt Yewick was quoted saying, "A refreshing gameplay experience akin to that of the original N64 Racing games."

Kek

G4 would give the game a 9/10 rating, at the time their highest rating given to a game

What game?

Roger Ebert gave the gave a 4 star rating, and said, "Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts is the best game, for parents and for their children. It encapsulates everything great about the medium"

You're not the author of this phrase

In an interview with Gregg Mayles, a lead designer at Rare

Banjo-Kazooie

Greg was quoted, "The game was a disaster from the start, development issues, money issues, and Microsoft ran us like a sweat shop!"

was

However, Bill Gates denied these accusations

released

Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts would go on to sell a total of 100 copies, garnering a profit of 6,000 US Dollars

in

6 months after it's release, Banjo Kazooie would be pulled from the Microsoft Live Store without warning

1998

Microsoft told players in an interview, "This is a temporary thing that we are doing, the game will be back on the storefront in 2 weeks"

I'm a wealthy eccentric and this thread has inspired me to import one of these from Brazil so I can fuck it. Thank you for the idea OP.

for

However as of June 25th 2019 the game has yet to be put back onto the store front.

the

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Nintendo 64

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Rare 2008, p. 5.
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She is a breegull

and

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re-released

Ok, now like it's your homework, tell us the closest real animal she would look alike. Go, do it!

in

Breegull, which the devs and official material says she is

and milf

2008

>closest real animal she would look
Come on. Dude. You can't even try? What a limited mind you have.

>What a limited mind you have
not him but forcibly equating a fictional species to a real animal seems pretty limited in imagination to me

You mean Kazooie is somewhat old? She's a cougar? A Brazilian Cougar

Your imagination is limited if you can't even try it.

for

the

Xbox 360

via

Xbox Live Arcade.

In Spiral Mountain,

Banjo's

sister

This. OP's a fucking faggot.

how is this thread still up

Tooty

Tell the closest real animal she would look. Or you are stupid cuz you can't.

Because OP is a mod.

why does that matter? what would it accomplish?

because its more on topic then 95% of the threads on this board

has

no

this is way better than "have you ever fell in love with a waifu" threads

You are Welcome in my apartment

Thanks Dude

Thanks Bro

been

roll em

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>derailing an on topic thread with your garbage
Fuck off faggot

kidnapped

>on topic
>majority of the posts are either an autist samefagging or nonsensical spamming

Yea Forums is chinese, you are a foreigner.

Rollin'

Let's roll

>Thread about banjo kazooie
>Posts are literally about Banjo Kazooie
>off topic
Go back to posting Wojaks in your containment threads, jesus christ your the reason Yea Forums is a cesspool, with your off topic garbage trying to fucking say its on topic. 2016 was a god damn mistake because it brought people like you to this site.

H-He's fast!

Roll for a Fakemon (only from 00 to 99)

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can you honestly say these are quality posts
(and so on)

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rollerino

Haha, I got Eggman, aka. Jim Carrey

Yes I can, because one is LITERALLY the sources for Banjo Kazooie faggot.
Trying to strawman your way into fucking up a thread proves your a god damn retard who only exists to shitpost in good threads. Might as well let this thread die because it's been ruined by faggots like you.

>the sources for Banjo Kazooie
what does that even mean? it's a no-context list of articles about nuts and bolts.
>Might as well let this thread die
It should have died long ago.

>no context list of articles about nuts and bolts
Somehow still more on topic then your garbage.
Your trying to kill an on topic thread so another bait thread will take it's place. YOUR the problem with Yea Forums, we can't discuss video games cause GOD FORBID some faggot like you comes along to derail a good thread.

>discuss video games
what discussion has happened in this thread? aside from incessant spamming about how kazooie is some brazilian bird

Kek.... This one made me laugh. 01 Please

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All right.

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>468638002
>on topic about Banjo Kazooie is now incessant spamming
So since you asked
Literally all on topic discussion about what kind of Bird Kazooie is. But okay, keep spamming your retarded bait images that gets (You)'s for you. I've realized thats the only reason your in this thread is because I keep giving you that sweet (You) next to your post ID.

You can leave now

by

These are my favorite types of threads to stumble upon wasted

Thanks op

Gruntilda

You are Welcome to my Cave

prove that all of those except the breegull post aren't just you. every one of those except are just saying the same exact thing over and over.

So much soul

the

Mods, sticky this thread. I wanna see how long this guy keeps posting.

How about actual discussion: is there going to be another game, capitalizing on the smash hype?

witch,

Yes, I bet yes. A new Banjo game.

who

Yes and I hope you meet Kazooie's Serima's brother in Brazil

did you guys ever masturbate in the stalls of your middle school bathroom haha

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I've never masturbated period

No, the bathroom seats were too hard, and didnt let me sit back so I couldnt get comfortable to do it.

>ip count gets 20 more ips only after 210 posts
lmao

wants

>Kazooie's Serima's brother
Wut? Who has a brother of who?

Cnaonically she's a red crested Breegull. Which I assume is some kind of seabird judging by the gull part.

to

steal

Tooty's

virginity

beauty

beauty and virginity

and

give

it

to

Banjo

Kazooie mentions her older brother in her diary in Gruntilda's Revenge

herself

Oh. He is brazilian anyway. Once he is a seriema.

Roll em dudes

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and Banjo

and Kazooie

must save her.

The

goal

is

Tell more info about this game, I've never played it

to

progress

through

the

witch's

lair

South American Bird

and

the

various

worlds

within

penis

it,

items

collect

including

golden

I cant believe Yea Forums actually teached me something today

jigsaw

pieces

What Yea Forums most do is to show us never seen fan arts. Which is good. But it really doesn't teach anything at all very often.

which

Based schizo poster

are

needed

Yeah, it has showed me like a ton of new fanarts of almost every game, but today actually teached me something, unuseful, but still

to

My favourite kind of fan arts in Yea Forums are the female vydia characters in a sexy look. With thick thighs

unlock

You must love those xenoblade 2 threads then

pigs

No, not really. I like that protagonist girl but she is nothing special to me. I don't even know her name..

Can you post some fan arts here? Of any game/anime

new

worlds

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and

Hey, what's up man? Do you want some birdseed..? Or are you just chilling?

music

Do you want to destroy my thread?

You look magnificent

The Hoatzin, or "reptile bird" is the only extant species of bird born with a visible claw on it's wing and is thought to have branched off from all other modern bird species 64 million years ago

why

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notes

Seriemas are ground birds, walk fast on ground.
Kazooie walk fast on ground.

Your Hoatzin is a tree bird, not a fast walker. it's a slow walker.

Hoatzins walk slow on ground. And look at it's feather-full legs, those are not like Kazooie legs. Seriemas has Kazooie legs.

I thought we were posting pretty birbs

that

Post em to me. I'm busy. Post birds pics here in my thread

open

up

certain

doors

to

Not with those legs

help

something pissed her

Brazilian females are hot and they know how to move their cloaca

>iphone x
>private mode
>this shitty volumne when you wanna take a screenshot
ABSOLUTELY BASED

Banjo

Posting in what is likely the best thread on Yea Forums of the entire month

See
Bear Plenis with Seriema Kuloaca

>Brazilian females are hot and they know how to move their cloaca
Senta SENTA Senta SENTA Senta SENTA Senta SENTA

And we are. Just that. look.

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and

Kazooie

banjokazooie.fandom.com/wiki/The_Breegulls
Kazooie is a Breegull according to the developers.

me gusta el pollo

she looks like she stomps on you in a dominatrix-kinda way

along

The developers lied.

their

>she looks like she stomps on you in a dominatrix-kinda way
Post a pic of what would it look

quest,

and

Autism incarnate

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defeat

in you? '-'

Gruntilda.

Proof?

in which he received

Banjo-Tooie

can we make it fit?

youtube.com/watch?v=LQWIzS_zkrM
Huh...PATHETIC!

mumbo tokens

was

Bro, they smoke mushrooms every night. You can't trust the mind of these men. They imagine the most bizarre things possible and put em in games, just to pretend they are normal dudes.

Sure, dogs and bears are relatives, and we know dogs penises are thin and small.. bears too probably

released

in

2000

for

OP here, the reason of this thread is only because I love Super Smash Bros Ultimate and related stuff.

the

Nintendo 64

and

re-released

in

2009

for

the

always thought kazooie was a secretary bird

Xbox 360

>secretary bird ???
What is this???

>implying kazooie isnt real
lol

via

Faggot

Xbox

>long legs
>large wingspan
>eyelashes
>mercilessly kicks things
seems like a no brainer

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Live

Arcade

Two

years

after

Shes's a Top Model? wow, look at those legs. And this eyes and eyelashes I think I'm falling in love with her.

A beautiful tall women

Banjo

and

Kazooie

Roll

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fuck you man

defeat

autism

Fuck You Faggot

>Bateman not on a dubs number
Shit chart.

Not with this black beak

Seriema has orange/yellow beak like Kazooie

Her legs go into next week

The best minority representation of all time

I admit, that the color red and the wings of the Hoatzin is really alike of Kazooie. Better than the Seriema on these aspects.

But, to me, in the total percentage, Seriema is much more close to be Kazooie.

What? Next Week? What you mean?

Gruntilda,

her

two

sisters

Blessed thread.

arrive

Cursed thread. Because you are in it.

and

free

her

from

Niggers.

..her

grave.

Kekekek

Now

reduced

to

a

skeleton,

Who the fuck is this autist spamming autistic shit

Gruntilda

plans

Hi, me, I'm Brazilian

to

This thread really makes you feel like you're on /vg/

drain

is this amazing?

the

life

energy

from

,,the

Isle

O'

Hags

to

restore

herself

.,to

normal,

leaving

Banjo

and

Kazooie

to

stop

her

plans.

Tooie

Meanwhile

I could see why they named them secretary birds, i'm not into beastiality but I could see the potential.

is

famous

for

being

significantly

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harder

than

its

If Kazooie were a secretary bird she'd have the eponymous quills and not her mohawk tuft, surely. A seriema is a closer match

predecessor

avant garde thread

Any actual human in this thread confused at what the fuck is happening here?

jigsaw

pieces

are

user with a lot of time on their hands

almost

never

hoping for pengas

in

visible

places

or

easily

accessed,

Someone ban this faggot

and

worlds

were

interconnected

Fuck You, Sisterfucker

Ave Fênix

Based OP, please post again.

Why is this shit still going, can you stop posting words from wiki articles one word at a time.

Breegull