All of Yea Forums gets teleported to Kanto

>this exact same thread exists already in /vp/

A lot will die trying to rape pokemon.
The rest will die from hunger/getting killed by wild pokemon.

vape rape

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form a pokemon gang right from the start, then bully all the newcomers for their starting cash
nobody leaves pallet town without paying the toll

Did you just say.. K-K....

KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Its only natural to want to fuck this

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KANTO!?

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Head to Fuchsia City. Safari Zone is probably always hiring guards, and I want a party of Kangaroos to fight trainers on my spare time.

Unless you're 40+ years old Pokemon was around when you were a kid, you're not impressing anyone zoomer

those fucking blue oni flash backs

It depends: is it Kanto from red/blue or is it Kanto from Gold/Silver/Cristal?

KANTO?!

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A stampede of thousands of people would pulverized everything on its way to rape misty.

He said Kanto, not India

Pokemon rape skyrockets by 2000%

Swim to Cinnabar Island and try to catch a Missgno

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Based

Dilate

Cringe

I'm gonna raise a pokemon with humanoid features, such as machoke, so I can pretend to have a friend and play vidya with it.

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I move to the big city and put my psychic aptitude to the test with my Saffronbros.
Then I save up money to catch a Slowbro, name him Jojo, and surf around chilled out with Jojo my Slowbrobro.

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I'll be best bros with my Wigglytuff and Farfetched

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find a pc then go on Yea Forums

I'd start capturing and training a shit load of pokemon, build up an army, ignore the laws that stipulate I can only have a team of six, take over the region, enslave all the girls, and then I fuck.

Immediately head to Johto

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immediately go to the galar region to see how shit everyone says it is

FIND A DITTO

Rip ditto in the newest pokemon though.

Thats what pokemon lets go is all about

>get a Machamp
>can play three player games without becoming a third wheel
A power move.

Train a party of Nidokings and go to the movies

I'm guessing this is like the Mario 64 thread where the only way out is to beat the game?

probably much much easier than Mario.

Based eunuch

Then fuck it?

>he can't throw a 400lb turtle into a landmine
Typical Yea Forums weakling.

I wonder if anyone here would actually be a successful trainer. Presumably your Pokemon only get so many experience points and level up so quickly because Red is a prodigious trainer. Most of us would probably get stuck with Pokemon in the 20s I'd imagine.

why the fuck are there bollards(?) barrel things surrounding every town and road?

They emit a stench that keeps wild Pokemon away so you don't have some random rhydon walking up and hyper beaming your hospital

Sex with Charizard!

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Yikes

Imagine the smell...

>no turbo speed pokemon battle royal style game rushing throigh Red/Blue on a nuzzlock. IO game

Gather money by beating shitters so I can go to Johto and Alola to find my bros

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This.
Line forms spanning from Cerulean all the way to Fuchsia just to get into the second gym and plow Misty.
A smaller, but impressive, line forms outside of gym 1 to suck off/get fucked by Brock.

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A lot of sex

This
I would just try to catch a yacht or something and head to the comfier region

npbp

are they tree stumps?

Mario Battle Royale was a little boring to be but Pokemon Red/Blue Royale has me intrigued

Raise a team of powerful Pokemon through slow grinding then take over a small town with violence

we all have sex with each other

I'm actually proud of myself for coming up with the strategy to use the cannons as diving bells for the submarine level.

ya, the final blow to Bowser is a toughie though.

All video games are for kids, kiddo

I´ll walk over the outer wall and crash the game.

Travel to cerulean city and become a member of the nugget bridge crew. My Pokemon will be a Beedrill, a Mankey, and a Paras and I won't let anyone win that nugget.

Now I want someone to make an ao oni fangame based on this guy

I wouldn't actually rape as compared to when I was in Wind Waker. I'd actually play along with the norms in Kanto and become a Pokemon trainer. I would train hard and start collecting gym badges. Eventually I'd be so good I wouldn't have to rape, also, considering this is Kanto, not America, 95% of the women here would be fuckable as compared to only like 40% here in the US. I'd be a badass trainer and I'd be fucking the sexiest lass's all damn day.

I turn Erika into my personal onahole

Rape this user

why don't you just keep the nugget for yourself retard

>go to viridian forest
>catch a pikachu
>go to the celadon game corner
>either gamble until I make fat stacks of coins or just buy them with all the spare cash I've gotten since I started my pokemon journey
>buy a porygon
>travel around kanto promoting fun 'light shows" until I get caught

Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the celadon department store tonight.

Where's the fun in that? It's a game with a prize. You don't see the Wheel of Fortune guy keeping the fortune for himself.

fuck you asshole I still need to get my lotto ticket

I would exploit my knowledge (that everyone else also knows) of pokemon that I learned from the games to the different science departments across the region, selling information as "research" before other anons clue in Dr. Oak that everyone that just arrived already knows these things. The only thing that gives me a head start are all the pathetic weebs out to fuck something here or trying to make friends with pokeymans because they're sad. After I make my money I'll go find my original team from Pokemon Blue and we can all hang out in my top floor condo at Saffron and I'll also marry Sabrina. That's right, I just did a 180 on all of you, but Sabrina enjoys all those mindtricks which also works in my favor. All of you enjoy your sloppy seconds and jail time with Misty, I'll be over here living the high life with my refined taste in women.
I will also fuck Red's mom because it's funny.

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What about the lines for Erika and Sabrina?

Join the Team Rocket asap

Find the nearest fem user and tell her she's very pretty and maybe we should go out for coffee sometime (; (; (;

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>all of these smoothbrains wanting to fuck Misty
Only one who will gladly fuck Copycat here

I thought copycat wasn't until johto

find a ditto
for no reason in particular haha

raise a pidgey up into a pidgeot asap, and fly to hoenn.

Probably join Team Rocket out of curiosity desu.
Free travel, get to see tons of pokemon easily, get to push the limits
Giovanni has never seen a soldier quite like me. Not only does his job, but does it happily.

get the heck out of there
kanto seems like a terrible place rampant with lunatics, pest infestations and mafia conspiracies
its like new york

S E E T H - ING

That is exactly what I expect first post to be and I'm not dissapointed.