Party Van

I might be considering hosting a variety night. Do I need to take any special security measures with the server? Does the party van get attacked often?

i'll attack you for that dumb question faggot

well excuse me if I'm a bit cautious about exposing my asshole to Yea Forums

fuck off shill

fortress time!!!!!!

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no u

>he doesnt have TFC
cringe

tfc party van

What do the baby in my closet and the van have in common?
their average IQ is 20 and their both dead!

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A whopping 10 players

this is so sad

alexa play despacito

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REMINDER THAT DOCTOR IS DEAD

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this is your daily reminder that Yea Forums has not and will not ever actually play vidya games

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I knew you had to be that same faggot, fuck you

reminder that Yea Forums will never ever have Yea Forums related streams because mods were seething that Vinesauce and Salty Bet got big and got a lot of money promoting their shit on Yea Forums and they didn't

Dustbowl... home...

BUMP BUMP BUMP
JOIN US ON DUSTBOWL

>join us we're on the shittiest, chokepointiest map in the game
yea how about no. why does Yea Forums only like shit maps?

Hopping on boys, hoping everything's populated

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arf

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finally, we're at 19 people

>tfw slowly but surely climbing up in numbers
We're at 23 right now

>people that unironically enjoy mario_kart for more than a minute
Call me when an actual map is on

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Before dumbass Mariokart.

I swear to god, Yea Forums has the shittiest taste in maps. this is why I never join you guys

which faggots voted for that retarded ass mariokart map

>server has over 100 maps
>Yea Forums only plays Stock and like 5 other maps

fucking change the map a bunch of us cant get in

>Mariokart instead of something like Wacky Races
Which nigger voted for this shit?

>not liking mario_kart
also bump

WE ARE OFF MARIOKART
I REPEAT, WE ARE NOW OFF OF MARIOKART

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>server had a healthy 20 something players
>down to 14
gg mariokartfags

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STOP GOING TO GODDAMN POINTLESS MAPS

party van is epic. epic for the win.

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wacky races is just as bad

balloon fight > wacky races
XD

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Reminder: Mandrill, Mario Kart, Cyberpunk, and Harbl are unironically not good. The ONLY reason we play them is because old fags pretend to be newfags.
Back in 2008 and 2009 when those maps were released, we played them because it was a channer who was good at making maps who made 3 maps specifically for us.
Since then Xenon fucking died and fell off the face of the earth, and since then Yea Forums has also changed.
If you think the maps are fun to play on, your missing the point of the map. The point of the map is to be a meme overload of old 2007 memes that were relevant.
The maps now serve as nothing but a time capsule of old Yea Forums that newfags like to latch onto and pretend they were around when in reality 90% of Yea Forums now can't even fucking tell me who pic related is.

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why are we here? just to suffer?
I want off the nu/v/ans ride :(

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Harbl is excellent if you can rub your neurons together and understand how to operate the buttons. Also it's a link to the past, the better times.
Cyberpunk is visually stunning even if the map is lacking and gaping. I would like to try Cyberpunk2
Mandrillmaze is the simplest tug of war and based around a meme video most don't know about
Mario Kart sucks and the rebakes are worse
If you don't want wacky and/or shit maps then why play in the van? For the micspam? Bad maps are to be expected, happened also with L4D2, sven, OGÓREK OGÓREK OGÓREK, and will keep happening

I still don't understand the buttons. +use doesn't work and neither does hitting them

This, I just want to have a decent game without the awfulness that plagues most servers nowadays

WE'RE PLAYING HARVEST (FINALLY A GOOD MAP)

bump

hoppity hoppity gimme a bumpity

Name a comfier payload race map than whalerace

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Speaking of custom Yea Forums maps, is anyone here interested in learning Hammer? I'd really like to collaborate on a map with someone. I have ideas for maps and the knowledge to make my ideas a reality, but I lose interest too quickly. Working on shit by yourself sucks.

I know hammer, and it's a piece of shit. I never voluntarily touch it unless I feel like making a map, then I make one for like 3 days and give up on my idea.

THE NARWHALE BACONS XDDD

I don't mind using Hammer too much. It's better than the Serious Editor, at least. I don't know how those autistic Russian modders from 7smokes can put up with it.
What ideas did you have for your maps?

FAPTON HALE IS OVER
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