SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019 Marathon

Summer Games Done Quick 2019

Previously: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Any%) [Time: 0:19:52.9]
Now: Link to the Past + Super Metroid Combo Randomizer (Co-op Beat the games) [Estimate: 3:00:00]
Next: Chrono Trigger (Glitchless Any%) [Estimate: 6:00:00] (100% Donation Incentive Available)
Then: Finale (The End)

twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
gamesdonequick.com/schedule

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reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/c3tjzg/sgdq_vod_thread_2019/
esamarathon.com/schedule
mobile.twitter.com/_Edobean/status/1144840587310522368
clips.twitch.tv/TallRudePhonePMSTwin
twitter.com/_Edobean/status/1145092417894408197
old.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/c76f5c/a_complete_180_lttpsm_could_have_been_so_much_more/
youtube.com/watch?v=ZfWwCfN8TO0
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

God I want a fat hairy sweaty gamer

Hey guys edobean here reminder to PAY MY BILLS poyo ^V^

twitter.com/_Edobean/status/1138916286199525376

threadly reminder, don't be like megurankposter, be more like miiarankposter
megurankposter:
>doesn't do //s
>does it for attentionwhoring and for reddit karma reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/c3tjzg/sgdq_vod_thread_2019/
>cherrypicks votes despite "hi/v/emind collective voting"
>gets angry if list is touched at all
miiarankposter:
>does //s
>couldn't care less about anyone's comments while shitposting on Yea Forums
>votes herself and no changes unless mentioned otherwise
>literally opposite ranks of megurankposter without the extra S ranks

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN WE RATE THIS RUN "SSSShit Tier"?

Im glad that this abortion of a run is over.

PATTY IS BANNED
>PATTY IS BANNED
PATTY IS BANNED
>PATTY IS BANNED
GDQ Twitter just confirmed.

What a shitty run.

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time for comfy trigger

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reminder to filter all water posters
do not respond to water posts

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This was the cringiest shit ever. Fuck anyone defending this patty fag. Get a proper sense of humor.

So GDQ gives out hygiene tips before the events. Do any of those cover not crapping yourself?

Is this the designated shitting thread

When yah shit yourself on stream YEE HAW

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bald obnoxious faggot

>people paid for saving the animals million dollars
>runner just shits all over them

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Imagine the smell

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Just how banned is he?

Good luck you stupid fucking hamster!

why are they still clapping

it's a nintendo game and it's zelda so people will rate it high for some reason

this deserves its own tier

Someone explain what's "fun" about spamming twitch chat?

>Now One Handed Gamer,
has the hamplanet started to lose limbs to diabetes or what

>GDQ is almost over
Well, guess I can't delay suicide any more when this is done. Goodbye bros.

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how long can this guy go without the sound of his own voice?

What is that ending credits a remix of? Sounds super familiar

Threadly reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
>launders money using the GDQ event
>supports the act of shitting your pants live on stream

Let's break 3 million this GDQ!

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WR Speed poop. Lets wrap it up for today, lads

i wanna kiss water

WAAAAHHH

I can't believe Patty is banned bros....

Someone compare Andy's pants when he stands up. He was wearing Jeans before.

>Using streaming services non-ironically
Fuck off

Why are all bald faggots so fucking annoying holy shit?

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This, this is exactly the reason why ((they)) want to control mainstream media/social media(twitter, facebook) so they can decide who gets to make big deals out of what. Literally everyone makes mistakes but they want to be able to pick and choose who's life they can ruin by making their targets "trending" and censoring anyone calling everyone trying to uncover corruption a "conspiracy theorist" and banning/censoring them.
If you did something horrible and nobody hears about it nobody cares.
But even if you've done nothing and a lot of people are talking about it you become "guilty by accusation"
Pretty funny how that works.
I've noticed this becoming a lot more common in the past 10 years than it was growing up.

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Looks like she attended the DSP school of economics

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RATE THE SECOND TO LAST RUN

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AGDQ soon user

really comfy run
SSS

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wait did he actually shid himself or fard and go to bethroom

>Chrono Trigger (Glitchless Any%) [Estimate: 6:00:00] (100% Donation Incentive Available)
Just end it now.

esa should be good senpai
dont do it

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holy fuck this shit is annoying

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die

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>literally shitting on the people who paid for saving the animals

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stay alive until agdq 2020. we'll all be here still.

Good luck, I waited all sgdq for this run!

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>Amerifat cuisine

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>>supports the act of shitting your pants live on stream
based

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Reminder that if you hate Patty, you should return to reddit.

Andy's spreading that shit around

>andy shits himself
>ivan kicks the console twice to break it while he's gone
>patty called the girl next to him a "hole" at least twice
>guy in the back screamed "fuckin niggers!" but the mics didn't pick it up properly
>dial eight dono
>girl on couch showed feet
how could it get more kino, boys?

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>Gender joke
He is so fucking banned.

Don't do it user
ESA is in three weeks!
esamarathon.com/schedule

SSS+ tier. Patty is a based motherfucker.

It's not over yet but
Run: ZZZ
Commentary: S

PAY MY FUCKING BILLS

except the ones who die in car accidents and stuff

he shid he pant

Haven't watched any of this so far. Recommend good runs.

SGDQ Imagine the smell edition.

I was just kidding guys, thanks for niceposting though

What kind of animal wants to watch a 100% chrono nigger?

how the fuck can a snake get a cameltoe?

Its over. Patty is FINISHED.

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She had some cuck pay for her way there and her food.

>Wrist wider than hand
Impressive really.

Wait, why is GDQ allowed to be fun again?
Or all all of these runners gonna get banned afterwards?

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D e e r F o r c e.

good luck on your comfy trigger run, rat!

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>not falling asleep to it 30 minutes in and then waking up to see it completed

Why is andy so slow?

cringe and not based

Dark Souls, that's pretty much it. Awful fucking GDQ.

anyone have a clip of the poop

Oh fuck!

Rest in piss

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no

>please pay my bills!
>as she spends way more on food every day
yikes

>People actually want Chrono Trigger 100%
Did they learn nothing from borderlands?

Our guy?

NASA soon breh

>Andy shit himself
>Andy's game crashed
>Andy got a glitch that makes Samus permanently slow
Jesus Christ this man is going to transition after this run, isn't he?

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>>dial eight dono
?

Look at that fucking pig hoof, holy shit

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SSS Let's play/Race

I didn't saw her feet.

ESA is so fucking comfy. I intended to take my week off to coincide with ESA but I'm a spastic and got my dates mixed up. This has been a pretty chill gdq though so I'm not too mad

>it was Puwexil all along
Should've known.

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bros no....

this honestly

Been using this run as background noise pretty comfy

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SSS!!: PunchOut!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat / Super Bomberman 2 / SMW (blind race) / Dark Souls
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2 / Mort the Chicken / Glover / TRAG / Pac-Man World / Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage / Alien Soldier / Chasm: The Rift / RE2 / Divekick / Shrek XL / Last Action Hero / Nex Machina / Dead Rising / Remnants of Naezith / Metal Slug X / Metal Slug 3 / Chip and Dale / SMB3 / Invictus / Grand Poo World 2 / Banjo-Kazooie / MM2 / Tetris Effect / LoZ: MM
A: The Hobbit / THUG 2 / Marble Madness / Ranger-X / Half Minute Hero / Bloodstained: CotM / Super Mario Sunshine / Silent Hill 3 / Nuclear Throne / Starcraft / Jumper / TMNT 4 / Ristar / Cave Story / Minecraft / MM11 / MM3 / Zelda BotW / Bomberman 64 / Pokemon Let's Go
B: DMC / Spyro / TMNT 3 / Zombies Ate My Neighbors / Metroid / Castlevania: SotN / Metroid Prime / Skylar and Plux / Kirby Air Ride / Kirby 64 / Ape Escape / Crash Bandicoot 3 / PunchOut!! (arcade) / LoZ Randomizer / Furi / C&C / Sonic 3D Blast / Koumajou Densetsu II / Sly Cooper / Diablo 2 / HL / HL 2 / Rockman 4 / Tomb Raider
C: Sonic Generations / DKC2 / LoZ: Minish Cap / Final Doom / Bwaster Master / Solomon's Key / Jackal / Contra 3 / Ninja Spirit / Castlevania / Perfect Dark / Slipstream / Pokemon Crystal / Splatterhouse / Sylvester & Tweety / Clustertruck / Dark Souls 2 / Gauntlet / Mario Kart DD / Hyper Light Drifter / Cannon Spike / Skyrim
D: Portal 2 / Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / Outland / Contra / STFU / Timespinner / Castlevania: PoR / Prey / Uncharted / Monster Boy / Textorcist / Deltarune / Hylics / Laffy Taffy / Boogerman / LLB / Looney Tunes / Rhino Rumble / Aero the Acro-Bat / Octopath Travler / TAS Tetris / Transition / SMW (96 exit) / LoZ OoT
F: SMB2 / Ducktales 2 / We Love Katamari / Catlateral Damage / Castlevania DOS / FE Fates / KH3 / Quake / TAS MKWii
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 / LoZ: LBW / SMG 2 / TAS Celeste
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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Fake and homosex

After talling up all the replies on the previous threads, Team Samus wins with 24 posts to Team Zelda's 12 posts. Congratulations to everyone on Team Samus.

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its puwexil, he shits all over trigger

difference is, puwexil is a good runner and he's playing a good game with a route he knows. borderlands was "improv" and boring exploits.

>again

I kind of hate this run

Pretty shitty all things considered.

>shits himself
>shits the run

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This is the hand of an incredibly fat person.

where were you when patty was ban

Would you speedrun my gf?

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Real talk why does she only have one hand?

Ladies and Gentleman, we got 'im.

post more pls

Kill yourself.

its comfy

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Co-op games suck for speedrunning. I actually like Left 4 Dead and even I'll admit that it's been nothing but let's plays at GDQ.

based and good list

seethe

RIP Andy, he's definitely permabanned now

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Did anyone watch the Ristar run a few days ago? Is it worth watching the vod if you like the game?

Surely no one is that beta?

do NOT click

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Patty who?

someone give me the facts what the hell happened, did the run kill? did the runner become a melee player?

near fully exposed anime breasts in bloodstained? post pic

He didn't shit himself, I don't hear anyone behind me talking about a smell

Wouldn't be the first time.

It should be Pat Tier.

This man will never come back to GDQ again. They would make jokes about him shitting himself all the time. This man's speedrunning career is over.

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Gotta shart fast!

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>my whole life i was unlimited shit works

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why did I click that?

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Other hand is for food holding

>69
Nice

>guy constantly talking and jerking his ego, spouting memes and shitty joke isn't peak reddit
just get /out/

Could you roleplay as her husband for the speedrun?

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It's sad cause we'll never know which one of us died in accidents, I think we should all get Yea Forums tattoos with different board names we frequent so when someone dies it gets stuck in a searchable database.
Then at the next GDQ we can look back and see which anons didn't make it.
Maybe we can get tattoos on our inner thighs where nobody will ever see them.
Especially women

Everyone in that streaming room is scentblind after a week.

I wanna smell that seat so bad guys haha

Post Samus in a seifuku

Puwexil is based.

someone paid for an entire korean bbq for her.
so yes there are

Is it too late to book a ticket to esa?

what is this cringey rifftrax tier humor

Why not?

I remember seeing people talk about it on Yea Forums and I THINK she still has 2 hands but one of her hands ends up very painful if she uses it for anything. I wonder if it's medical bills or some shit that's fucked her over.

The shit jokes are coming in lads

Oh shit I can't wait

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This is my speedrunner gf, say something nice about her

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well we were all thinking it

>i hope you washed your hands

quite pungent, my dear

Unironically diabetes lol

we got confirmation bros

LEGENDARY

poop

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Andy confirmed to wash his hands after he takes a fat shit.

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am i supposed to know who this is

I do not understand.

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ANDY POOPED

>he calls andy out
>high fives after
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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>Hand naturally went onto bum
>Not rushing to the toilet like one would expect if you were about to shit yourself
The deed was already done.

sauce?

>poop jokes
American ''humour''

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Idk I've never been irl.

I enjoy shitposting with English ben when he's in these threads tho.

God damn.
That's some elementary school humour

I just limit it to GDQ and ESA. Four a year is enough.

its poop guys
official poop

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Welp, to sukebei it is then

Your getting cucked bro

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??? tier

Can you stop?

>kicking him in the low hanging fruit while he is down
Damn... he's going to kill himself after that. Then they will be a big moral panic. Sponsors pull out. The last GDQ. You're watching it.

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i got warned the other day. :^(

MFW imagining the smell requires a mask

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vod me please!

>hairy fingers
gross

It's only funny because the runner actually had to stop playing to take a shit. Poop jokes can work in the right context.

>he doesnt wear diapers like all other runners

Run: A/S
Commentary: F

Averages to a C.

hes gone user, its ok

See you in 3

Everyone would say 'yes' in that situation so his confirmation doesn't mean much.

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Rate this race!

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Have you ever shit your pants before, Yea Forums?

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???/10

RATE THE RUN!

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A reminder that the chrono 100% incentive can be met for like the first three hours of the run, so them saying they're running out of time is openly deceptive

Closest thing I've got.

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DOES ANYONE HAVE A CLIP

Yea

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

SS

SSS

SS

BONESAW RETURN WHEN?

Do you really have to buy it before the event?
Can't you st least hang out and buh a ticket in the middle of the event?

I'm actually going to europe for the first time and I will still be there during the whole ESA week. I was thinking of going there and spending a whole day there hanging out

I've mistaken a fart once but never full on blown my bottom out.

Patty tier

Someone wipe that chair down for fuck sake

SS

SSSS+
absolutely kino

SSS+
Based Commentary made a really weird hard to follow run fun

lol pretty sure this user was talking about GDQ not this board

IT'S NOT A RACE/10

SSS+

SSS++

SS for Super Shit

SSS

>Hello internet and WELCOME to GAAAAME THEORY
>The show where I shit the bed and give The Pope a copy of Undertale
>But am I the only one shitting right now?
>We'll be answering whether Andy really did shit himself at SGDQ

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S or SS for comentary extremely comfy for run

SSShit

It was a run.

WTF man

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put it above Punch out in SSShit Tier

shid ma pants

SS

Solid S

Yeah, I misjudged a fart
Threw my underwear in the trash, thoroughly washed my anus, headed home after.

Fucking S.

It's SS, imo.

yes, i've got bowel disease, i don't eat before i leave the house anymore

>runner shits his pants
>user expects them NOT to joke about it

He definitely shat his pants.

race?
b

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>I'm sure that was relieving

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see you all in the ESA threads in a month

A

>race
What race?

C for cringe.

I'm up next guys wish me luck!

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Technically he has been able to come back since after 2017, he has just chosen not to

God bless Kelsey for putting up with him

S for Shit

A

Entertaining/10 would watch again.

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see you in 5 months maybe

>that was relieving

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SS

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S for quality
S for shits
S for Spatty commentary

SSS+

D

Actually entertaining/10 or S tier

D. absolute cringefest that couldnt be followed for shit. also a romhack. also a randomizer. but no trannies, so still a D.

At least S tier, it was a bit entertaining at least, the commentary that is. No one gave a shit about the let's play.

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SSSSSSSSSSSSSShitting mid run

S tier at least. The shitting bantz was pure comedy.

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>Andy shits himself on stream
>Has to excuse himself
>Just puts on a new pair of pants, doesn't even change his underwear
>Didn't wash his hands
>Proceeds to touch all the equipment and high five others
>Totally beefs the run, finishes over 15 minutes after Ivan
>Claps his hands and splatters fecal matter everywhere

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>oats was black shirt guy

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F. The running was good but the bald guy on the couch ruined it.

Preemptively rate the Chrono Trigger run lads

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It can be a legit medical condition, shouldn't make fun of it desu lads.

I'll take it

SS

C

Guys, I'm at the event and what you didn't see is that Andy just ran into the corner off-screen and shit in one of those fake plastic plant bowls while maintaining eye contact with the crowd. It was awesome but gross.

B

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>twitch.tv/IFUCKINGSHITMYPANTS

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I missed the entire Super Metroid ALTTP run FUCK. Was it good?

$2.2M badge thing is falling apart, Chrono Trigger is very likely going to raise more than $100k in that time, final runs make a ton of cash.

PATTY/10 S-Tier no doubt
Once when I was 12 but I was deathly sick.

Yah
Only when I was a kid
Dad made me stand even in the car :(

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It's what GDQ deserves.

Shit speedrun I wasn't paying any attention, but top quality commentary

>didn't meet the incentive
>do it anyway
What the fuck was the point?

This, and they just confirmed it on stream.

who cares

S for shit-filled pants

S

Patty is a fucking treasure.

yes, but in the privacy of my own home

It's a six hour run of a JRPG. It sucks shit. SMZ3 was the real finale.

Fucking fantastic run SSS out of SSS

Goddamn hilarious

S

All those pictures of eating out along with this post are genuinely pissing me off. I've been broke as fuck befire and felt nothing but shame when offered help from those close to me. Imagine begging strangers and bragging about wasting the money in the same breath. If you don't have money, you don't do anything that costs money.

C, decent but just too exhausting and riddled with "last-minute" donations to be enjoyable.

SSS Paddynum tier

Alright that was a nice GDQ, see you in 6 months

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Liquid S seems more accurate.

not a race/10

but this was the closest feeling I had from the early gdq years, definitely a SSS

imagine being in the stall next to andy when he comes rushing in cursing and shitting violently

>Shit speedrun I wasn't paying any attention
lol

Rate the run (to the toilet)

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Andy having to take a shit has made me need to take a shit. Is this some kind of instant transmission shit or something?

Man, what a shit run.

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SS
Would've been SSS if it was a fucking speedrun, pants shitting and banter were the main selling points

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Fucking dope remix.

Not gonna lie, these Vector U remixes are surprisingly decent

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>paying for an extra 3 hours of a JRPG run.
Nah, just kill this shit as soon as possible.

I've pissed in my dreams before but never shat my pants.

Not gonna watch Chrono Trigger since it's 1am here. This was really fun and made me feel better over the past week, getting to just goof around and have fun watching stuff with you guys. Thank you.

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But there's still one game user

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Who lets this fat retard into the building? The one who dances and claps to all the music.

Fuck Dance Dad, fuck Hat Grandma and fuck trannies.

Gotta make up more excuses to launder that money.
The money isn't gonna clean itself, anonymous.

i'm sorry for your adhd.

It's any% if the incentive isn't hit.

Would be hilarious if CT ends up being one of the worst runs to close the event.

Imagine all the meals you could cook with what they spent going out to eat there

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SSS

Comfy as fuck

Dam nigga get some sun you pale bastard

Good night fellow bong

Alright, and with that, SGDQ 2019 is officially over.
See you next month in ESA threads anons.

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Zzzz

I am barely awake now. Did the incentive get met?

PRIZE GOBLIN

Time for donations to ruin yet another run
Also Sumi is hitting the wall HARD

0/10

Any run over 3 hours is not a speed run, its a let's play.

Sumi

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Yes, this grown man who has had NO history of shitting his pants and admitted earlier in the run that his food wasn't settling well could've developed a medical condition within the past hour. Lighten up, user; take it in the stride of your poop run.

No one gives a shit about chrono nigger

was a nice gdq thanks for being here guys take care

Same. It was fun.

I OWN MULTIPLE PAIRS OF DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS

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sumi needs to whip out her fat cock already

Based dancing guy, i'm going to miss him

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I will never have sex
I am a pathetic virgin who doesn't understand how to connect with people
I engage in lifting and have the audacity to call it my hobby knowing full well I secretly hope at some point in the future I can declare myself fit and I will also magically become social because this is a fantasy born of the desperation I feel when I hear everyone around me involved in systems I will never understand engaging in the consummation of love that I disdain as slutty because I’m afraid if I can't find a reason to dismiss rampant sexuality I won't have any grounds to lie to myself and say that my involuntary abstinence is in some twisted mangled way a good thing in the end I believe that proceeding down the path of arbitrary engagement will lead to some form of rehabilitation where I slowly overcome my social anxiety but the truth is I choose not to improve for fear that my already existing inability to communicate should not be exposed, and this creates a feedback loop where I find myself unable to involve myself in other people's lives for the very reason I’m insecure in the first place

In the end I am the culmination of the biological desires for a human being to form a family unit and the hardwired drive for sexual gratification mixing with a cultural obsession with pure true love and ultimate selfless devotion to another human being fuelled by an obsession with anime as an outlet for the emotional variety I don't experience in real life
I am a failed human being
I am a failed psyche
This is my fault

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Fuck ya'll gay niggers I'm watch some gay porn with my straight bf now

soliduS

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip

Andy does

How much from those 2 million dollars goes actually to doctors without borders? How much money sgdq jews make? And who takes the money home?

Good night, and thanks for all the work in keeping the list

Finally that shit's over.

No there's obviously not, see you next time

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wait wait i want to change to SSS

It looks like they'll be raisin some money

SENT INTERVIEW BOYS

I love Prize Goblin!

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This interview is already a shitshow

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I'm not

kys

Fuck that soulless demoness sumi

said no one ever

I want to literally unload a gallon of semen into Sumi

>dream that i'm standing in front of the toilet
>start pissing
>wake up immediately
fuck you too brain

What Chrono Trigger run?

yeah as a kid, anyone who says they haven't are dirty liars

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wtf was his problem

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SSS

>that time when the lil QT asian shows up
>event is almost over already

I DO!
It's a comfy and fun game
Literally the best jrpg ever created!

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this but unironically

gonna find out some nice goblin LORE

>The S in SGDQ stands for shit

>no one will actually drink the red bull

heh

I'm so conflicted on this one, some shit was funny, some shit wasn't
in the end it made me laugh more than cringe so I guess I'll give it S

DO YOU ALWAYS WEAR THE SAME UNWASHED JEANS

THAT WAS TWO WORDS
AND THAT WAS THREE

well it depends how you want to look at it
all of the money donated goes to doctors without borders
however, doctors without borders pays GDQ for the event
GDQ also keeps all of the money people pay to attend the event/at the event

I fucking hate the audience
I fucking hate the organizers
I fucking hate most of the couch

The only thing I like is video games, but the other 3 are getting so fucking annoying I'm probably going to duck out despite loving CT

but it was under

Who is the cutie on the couch?

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No one's tried to drink it because Red Bull is fucking nasty

Does Sent ever take a fucking shower? Honest to god, this dude looks like he hasn't owned a washing machine or soap in years.

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>all the euros going to sleep
Thank fuck, this is an AMERICAN thread now.

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I want to unload a gallon of semen into the greasy prize goblin

she's not even cute anymore

SSS

10/10 -1 per each OOOOORB

>prize goblins jeans are so fucking dirty
Can someone donate this guy some clothes and maybe a shower?

mobile.twitter.com/_Edobean/status/1144840587310522368

Then DON'T GO TO THE EVENT

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IS SHE WEARING A SCHOOL UNIFORM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

lmaoo

Sumichu. She showed pantsu

Any other gamers here love Redbull™

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is sumi going to flash her pantsu again

I honestly can't tell if those are jeans or some sort of bizarre denim sweatpants

me :)

SHOUT OUT TO REDBULL AM I RIGHT FELLOW GAMERS?

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give me a fun game to speedrun lads

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>mobile.twitter.com
kys mobilefag

clips.twitch.tv/TallRudePhonePMSTwin

twitter.com/_Edobean/status/1145092417894408197
>there are always people who will give you money if you beg hard enough

I don't know but I'm sure her boyfriend is white

I'm not list user. List user is Megumin from Konosuba. That pick is Rikka from Chuunibyou.

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enjoy your fatties and burgers

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as so she says honk honk

When this is over, I'll miss you guys!

It is very possible that for the next sgdq, many of the anons posting here could be dead ;_;

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>the CHARITY means so much to me
lol christ
who does she think shes fooling

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Is Sent the biggest chad of the gdq crew?

Jokes on you
I passed out from drinking a few hours back and woke up now
So now I'm staying up and drinking til the end!

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>midday in australia
yeah mate, sure.

runescape

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It's not your fault

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This girl

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Sharting Games Done Quick

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fuck off faggot weeb

they arent actually allowed to touch the fridge
a qt from ESA took something out and got told live to put it back

>scent is not jealous of the prize winners because he knows he got his sweaty hands all over them first
actually kinda based

Updated for SSS(hit).

SSS!!: PunchOut!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat / Super Bomberman 2 / SMW (blind race) / Dark Souls / LoZ&Metroid Randomizer
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2 / Mort the Chicken / Glover / TRAG / Pac-Man World / Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage / Alien Soldier / Chasm: The Rift / RE2 / Divekick / Shrek XL / Last Action Hero / Nex Machina / Dead Rising / Remnants of Naezith / Metal Slug X / Metal Slug 3 / Chip and Dale / SMB3 / Invictus / Grand Poo World 2 / Banjo-Kazooie / MM2 / Tetris Effect / LoZ: MM
A: The Hobbit / THUG 2 / Marble Madness / Ranger-X / Half Minute Hero / Bloodstained: CotM / SM Sunshine / Silent Hill 3 / Nuclear Throne / Starcraft / Jumper / TMNT 4 / Ristar / Cave Story / Minecraft / MM11 / MM3 / Zelda BotW / Bomberman 64 / Pokemon Let's Go
B: DMC / Spyro / TMNT 3 / Zombies Ate My Neighbors / Metroid / Castlevania: SotN / Metroid Prime / Skylar and Plux / Kirby Air Ride / Kirby 64 / Ape Escape / Crash Bandicoot 3 / PunchOut!! (arcade) / LoZ Randomizer / Furi / C&C / Sonic 3D Blast / Koumajou Densetsu II / Sly Cooper / Diablo 2 / HL / HL 2 / Rockman 4 / Tomb Raider
C: Sonic Generations / DKC2 / LoZ: Minish Cap / Final Doom / Bwaster Master / Solomon's Key / Jackal / Contra 3 / Ninja Spirit / Castlevania / Perfect Dark / Slipstream / Pkmn Crystal / Splatterhouse / Sylvester & Tweety / Clustertruck / Dark Souls 2 / Gauntlet / Mario Kart DD / Hyper Light Drifter / Cannon Spike / Skyrim
D: Portal 2 / Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / Outland / Contra / STFU / Timespinner / Castlevania: PoR / Prey / Uncharted / Monster Boy / Textorcist / Deltarune / Hylics / Laffy Taffy / Boogerman / LLB / Looney Tunes / Rhino Rumble / Aero the Acro-Bat / Octopath Travler / TAS Tetris / Transition / SMW (96 exit) / LoZ OoT
F: SMB2 / Ducktales 2 / We Love Katamari / Catlateral Damage / DOStlevania / FE Fates / KH3 / Quake / TAS MKWii
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 / LoZ: LBW / SMG 2 / TAS Celeste
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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reminder she is already getting her tight asian pussy filled with superior asian cum

I'm definitely going to be there for the next gdq!
Some stupid shit like dying isn't going to stop me!

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>I've cut down on eating out (and it's showing by the loss of weight)
Nah

based creeps doing the hard work for us casual pervs

Fork Parker's Holiday Profit Hike
The WR is almost free

What's YOUR favorite game Yea Forums?
Mine is MGS3. Advanced Warfare is my second

Did he just covertly sneak in a crotchslidedickgrab??

>Yea Forums actually liked that shitty run
Let me guess, the Reddit tier bantz?
Cringe. At least based Puwexil is coming up.

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>this permavirgin getting overconfident about himself
[cringe]

Saints Row 2

>for dah charity
Fucking mayofoids are a menace

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WAIT THEY ARE DIFFERENT?

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Rabi-Ribi

post more astolfo

I want to FUCK Sumi

>when you see another runner has turned into a tranny

DUMB FUCKING SNAKE

nope, her bf is Hai of LoL's C9

Some of the commentary was a miss but the majority of it was pure fun. Very good / 10
It's not over yet. Don't quit.

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>virgin chink
>chad caucasian

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yes!

Only faggots liked that literal shit run

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Roughly $18,000 away from 100%, will they force it in time?

>you know it's sad you think that way
so she had everything paid for and hasn't contributed to charity at all besides going out and eating and drinking.

fucking women.

sent keeping his composure like a champ

the thickening

>fiending on raisins

>running the joke into the ground
Enough already.

Sent is /ourgreasyguy/, based and prizepilled.

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They got 3 hours

This has the same energy as that gif of the dog slapping the birthday cupcake.

THE WALL

Uh-oh boys, looks like Reddit doesn't like Patty.
old.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/c76f5c/a_complete_180_lttpsm_could_have_been_so_much_more/

I really want to fuck this slutty bitch of a lamia.

who /comfy/ here

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>right pile = Ivan's colon
>left pile = Andy's colon

>5 hour turn-based jrpg runs

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doing god's work user, thanks for keeping up the list.
See ya all in ESA threads folks

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I'm greasy and fat like him
Wanna see

They literally have until 3 hours into the run to meet it.

Cunts are based tho

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I wanna see a stream of this board game with a bunch of drunken spergs arguing over monopoly

Night user!
We will still be here when you wake up

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What do you mean?

I hate weebs but thanks for the list faggot

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I share some of your sentiments but I've had sex, and in my opinion even if you did, you'd probably fucking hate it. I've had sex twice, and I feel like I pushed myself into it. Overwhelming memories.
so I don't share your natural instinct or drive to create a family(I'm mostly responsive but have forged a 'conduct of logic' so that I can better associate with people) but man, I once went to a friend's brother's wedding and decided to play a gentleman, apparently I was a big hit and even had some nice conversation with some people(and if you were someone looking for connections you'd be so mad at me for all the people I could've gotten to know) and after it was all said and done I imagined trying to even keep up that degree of personability for more than a day and knew it just wasn't for me.
I do blame myself for everything too.

>cropping him out

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>old
You're Reddit.

I had to cut it so you wouldn't see him smile afterwards but the last frame gives it away.

Perfectly understandable

looks like she could beat me up
jeez

She looks a lot better now without the glasses and softer make-up.

he orchestrated the whole event retard

They said they got 3 hours into the run to meet it.

I would berry my dick so far inside her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur

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>Let me guess, the Reddit tier bantz?
That's exactly what it is.

couldnt think of a worse way to end things

I'll not die and will be here shitpostong for every gdq and esa for many years to come my bro

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>people unironically bitching they aren't explaining LTTP and SM tech
huh if only they had SM and LTTP runs each event they could watch instead

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Oh.

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ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL

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How'd Edobean fuck up her wrist?
Picking up too much mac and cheese at once?

godspeed user

Serious...

Wrong.
The glasses are cuter.

>snakefag shitting on people hating it
>now shitting on people liking it

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looks fun to run actually. tank you

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>I want to give the BIGGEST shoutout to my best friend @domalix. Not only did he helped me have a place to stay for SGDQ, but paid for 99% of the food we had throughout this whole week

shes going to be morbidly obese in her 30s

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Oh well. Too bad.

What is the wall?

Honestly him talking so fast and with all this shit without fucking up is impressive

oh hes special needs nvm

This guy honestly seems like the only person there that is consistently competent at his job

volgarr the viking

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>He's still going
holy SHIT

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>/our guy/ going full autistic robot
Based.

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damn, grease goblin spittin hot fire

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jesus christ the lungs on this boy

He's good.

we are reaching shilling levels never before seen

From stroking my dick

being a woman isn't even easy mode, its like the golden tanooki leaf when you die too many times in mario

ENOUGH

Is this guy on coke?

any good donations this year?

>Vinyl
Why do zoomers want these back so bad?

More like sub-alix

2015 Sumi was the best, she's been going downhill ever since

id mating press that slam pig.

WAHHH
WAHHHHHH
ME NO LIKELY RPG
ME NO LIKELY MARATHON ENDING LIKE THIS
IT HAPPEN EVERY YEAR BUT ME STILL COMPLAIN

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Raisins

This is some overdrive shilling.

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More than one person posts Jashin-chan, user.
I stole these pics from the other user who posts them.
Except this one. I took this one.

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he's speed running this prize list

Dude imagine how much coke and speed he does all week so he doesn't have to sleep.

my god

Because they are hoodwinked into thinking their tastes are elevated when they can't tell the difference between 128kbps and 192kbps digital audio.

Attractive* woman.
Trannies and ugly women(like your mom) dont get that

prize guy is fucking great

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it's atmospheric

Years of practice

There's also spikevegeta

>edobeaner
>attractive

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So you're the shit taste snakefag now?

shows up on the last day to pick up her check
based

Because they are cool

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Imagine a Mario Odyssey All Unqiue Moons as a marathon finale

I want to fuck this bitchy fuck slut lamia as well.

agreed screw the half blonde hair every asian hoe has nowadays too

have fun

Passion for what you do is a hell of a drug.

that sucks they can just go fuck off and learn about shit themselves. its a charity remember hehe

sumi has a nice voice

If the runner+couch don't grip me in the first 30 minutes I'm probably going to switch to CEO

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Because good vinyl unironically sounds better and is the most accurate to the original sound since the carved grooves on the record is producing the actual sound instead a recording on a disk.

clear pic of the spot

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Some people seem to think that the sound quality is better. Often times people describe the audio as 'warmer'. I think its just hipster interest in old tech, which is fine.
If I were going to go old school though, I'd want one of those old gramophones. listening to the Bioshock Infinite soundtrack through that would be the best.

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>zoomers
It's a Gen Y thing you fuck

New

>prize goblin can can rattle all that shit off straight from his dome
>thot is struggling with her cue cards
Pottery

For feeder/gainers maybe

>tfe u will never smell sents greasy hair while he ravages your boipucci

>Record pace for donations
Trannies BTFO

Genius snekfag here
He's obviously the one with good taste unlike you

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she actually didn't and wears it for pity attention

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How do we know it wasn't the place that the guy who paid wanted to go? Like "I'm going out to eat, wanna come, dw I'll pay for it" kind of deal? I always pay for my friend's meals if I got money and they don't, and they do the same for me when it's reversed. I don't know if she'd do the same, but still, it's not a big deal to pay for someone's meal. I've paid for acquaintances as well if they say they don't have enough money

Unrelated to this chick, but It's a shame when people make a big deal out of it and refuse, because they feel bad about it for some reason. I have no problem accepting help when I need it, or even when I don't need it. If somebody wants to do something nice for you, let them, they want to.

>sent never directly looks at sumi

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ENCHANCE

buy more blurays

got her hand stuck fisting spike vegeta

youtube.com/watch?v=ZfWwCfN8TO0

u rite user I see u

I’m an old millenial. I like them more than cds. I cant tell the sound difference, but i only collect the ones i really want. I have like 25 total. Theyre like blu-rays to me, which I have like 15. Just nice to have a physical version of something I enjoy.

Why do /g/ autists like WinXP?
Why do Yea Forumsutists like film grain?
Why do Yea Forumsirgins like CRTs?