Previously: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Any%) [Time: 0:19:52.9] Now: Link to the Past + Super Metroid Combo Randomizer (Co-op Beat the games) [Estimate: 3:00:00] Next: Chrono Trigger (Glitchless Any%) [Estimate: 6:00:00] (100% Donation Incentive Available) Then: Finale (The End)
threadly reminder, don't be like megurankposter, be more like miiarankposter megurankposter: >doesn't do //s >does it for attentionwhoring and for reddit karma reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/c3tjzg/sgdq_vod_thread_2019/ >cherrypicks votes despite "hi/v/emind collective voting" >gets angry if list is touched at all miiarankposter: >does //s >couldn't care less about anyone's comments while shitposting on Yea Forums >votes herself and no changes unless mentioned otherwise >literally opposite ranks of megurankposter without the extra S ranks
Mason Fisher
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN WE RATE THIS RUN "SSSShit Tier"?
Gabriel Foster
Im glad that this abortion of a run is over.
Matthew Gomez
PATTY IS BANNED >PATTY IS BANNED PATTY IS BANNED >PATTY IS BANNED GDQ Twitter just confirmed.
how long can this guy go without the sound of his own voice?
David Ross
What is that ending credits a remix of? Sounds super familiar
Ian Mitchell
Threadly reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières:
>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters >provides food and water to known terrorist cells >provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations >personally commits illegal human trafficking >exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex >launders money using the GDQ event >supports the act of shitting your pants live on stream
This, this is exactly the reason why ((they)) want to control mainstream media/social media(twitter, facebook) so they can decide who gets to make big deals out of what. Literally everyone makes mistakes but they want to be able to pick and choose who's life they can ruin by making their targets "trending" and censoring anyone calling everyone trying to uncover corruption a "conspiracy theorist" and banning/censoring them. If you did something horrible and nobody hears about it nobody cares. But even if you've done nothing and a lot of people are talking about it you become "guilty by accusation" Pretty funny how that works. I've noticed this becoming a lot more common in the past 10 years than it was growing up.
Reminder that if you hate Patty, you should return to reddit.
Hudson Howard
Andy's spreading that shit around
Jason Johnson
>andy shits himself >ivan kicks the console twice to break it while he's gone >patty called the girl next to him a "hole" at least twice >guy in the back screamed "fuckin niggers!" but the mics didn't pick it up properly >dial eight dono >girl on couch showed feet how could it get more kino, boys?
>please pay my bills! >as she spends way more on food every day yikes
Jordan Gonzalez
>People actually want Chrono Trigger 100% Did they learn nothing from borderlands?
Jordan Harris
Our guy?
Josiah Bailey
NASA soon breh
Jonathan Sullivan
>Andy shit himself >Andy's game crashed >Andy got a glitch that makes Samus permanently slow Jesus Christ this man is going to transition after this run, isn't he?
ESA is so fucking comfy. I intended to take my week off to coincide with ESA but I'm a spastic and got my dates mixed up. This has been a pretty chill gdq though so I'm not too mad
After talling up all the replies on the previous threads, Team Samus wins with 24 posts to Team Zelda's 12 posts. Congratulations to everyone on Team Samus.
It's sad cause we'll never know which one of us died in accidents, I think we should all get Yea Forums tattoos with different board names we frequent so when someone dies it gets stuck in a searchable database. Then at the next GDQ we can look back and see which anons didn't make it. Maybe we can get tattoos on our inner thighs where nobody will ever see them. Especially women
Jacob Collins
Everyone in that streaming room is scentblind after a week.
Kayden Gutierrez
I wanna smell that seat so bad guys haha
Julian Diaz
Post Samus in a seifuku
Connor Roberts
Puwexil is based.
Luis Perez
someone paid for an entire korean bbq for her. so yes there are
Dylan Sanchez
Is it too late to book a ticket to esa?
Christopher Myers
what is this cringey rifftrax tier humor
Christian Phillips
Why not?
Justin Thompson
I remember seeing people talk about it on Yea Forums and I THINK she still has 2 hands but one of her hands ends up very painful if she uses it for anything. I wonder if it's medical bills or some shit that's fucked her over.
>kicking him in the low hanging fruit while he is down Damn... he's going to kill himself after that. Then they will be a big moral panic. Sponsors pull out. The last GDQ. You're watching it.
A reminder that the chrono 100% incentive can be met for like the first three hours of the run, so them saying they're running out of time is openly deceptive
Do you really have to buy it before the event? Can't you st least hang out and buh a ticket in the middle of the event?
I'm actually going to europe for the first time and I will still be there during the whole ESA week. I was thinking of going there and spending a whole day there hanging out
Ayden Anderson
I've mistaken a fart once but never full on blown my bottom out.
Ryder Stewart
Patty tier
David Stewart
Someone wipe that chair down for fuck sake
Mason Hill
SS
Chase Cruz
SSSS+ absolutely kino
Isaiah Scott
SSS+ Based Commentary made a really weird hard to follow run fun
Robert Powell
lol pretty sure this user was talking about GDQ not this board
Aaron Long
IT'S NOT A RACE/10
SSS+
Henry Ortiz
SSS++
Christian Torres
SS for Super Shit
Austin Long
SSS
Adrian Mitchell
>Hello internet and WELCOME to GAAAAME THEORY >The show where I shit the bed and give The Pope a copy of Undertale >But am I the only one shitting right now? >We'll be answering whether Andy really did shit himself at SGDQ
>Andy shits himself on stream >Has to excuse himself >Just puts on a new pair of pants, doesn't even change his underwear >Didn't wash his hands >Proceeds to touch all the equipment and high five others >Totally beefs the run, finishes over 15 minutes after Ivan >Claps his hands and splatters fecal matter everywhere
It can be a legit medical condition, shouldn't make fun of it desu lads.
Liam Russell
I'll take it
John Brooks
SS
Samuel Mitchell
C
Samuel Cruz
Guys, I'm at the event and what you didn't see is that Andy just ran into the corner off-screen and shit in one of those fake plastic plant bowls while maintaining eye contact with the crowd. It was awesome but gross.
Shit speedrun I wasn't paying any attention, but top quality commentary
Colton Rodriguez
>didn't meet the incentive >do it anyway What the fuck was the point?
Ayden James
This, and they just confirmed it on stream.
Ian Allen
who cares
Kayden Roberts
S for shit-filled pants
Carson Murphy
S
Nicholas Myers
Patty is a fucking treasure.
Matthew Fisher
yes, but in the privacy of my own home
Luis Davis
It's a six hour run of a JRPG. It sucks shit. SMZ3 was the real finale.
Sebastian Jones
Fucking fantastic run SSS out of SSS
Goddamn hilarious
Brayden Nelson
S
Jayden Wood
All those pictures of eating out along with this post are genuinely pissing me off. I've been broke as fuck befire and felt nothing but shame when offered help from those close to me. Imagine begging strangers and bragging about wasting the money in the same breath. If you don't have money, you don't do anything that costs money.
Brody Jackson
C, decent but just too exhausting and riddled with "last-minute" donations to be enjoyable.
>paying for an extra 3 hours of a JRPG run. Nah, just kill this shit as soon as possible.
Michael Ortiz
I've pissed in my dreams before but never shat my pants.
Caleb Howard
Not gonna watch Chrono Trigger since it's 1am here. This was really fun and made me feel better over the past week, getting to just goof around and have fun watching stuff with you guys. Thank you.
Yes, this grown man who has had NO history of shitting his pants and admitted earlier in the run that his food wasn't settling well could've developed a medical condition within the past hour. Lighten up, user; take it in the stride of your poop run.
Henry Robinson
No one gives a shit about chrono nigger
Christian Richardson
was a nice gdq thanks for being here guys take care
I will never have sex I am a pathetic virgin who doesn't understand how to connect with people I engage in lifting and have the audacity to call it my hobby knowing full well I secretly hope at some point in the future I can declare myself fit and I will also magically become social because this is a fantasy born of the desperation I feel when I hear everyone around me involved in systems I will never understand engaging in the consummation of love that I disdain as slutty because I’m afraid if I can't find a reason to dismiss rampant sexuality I won't have any grounds to lie to myself and say that my involuntary abstinence is in some twisted mangled way a good thing in the end I believe that proceeding down the path of arbitrary engagement will lead to some form of rehabilitation where I slowly overcome my social anxiety but the truth is I choose not to improve for fear that my already existing inability to communicate should not be exposed, and this creates a feedback loop where I find myself unable to involve myself in other people's lives for the very reason I’m insecure in the first place
In the end I am the culmination of the biological desires for a human being to form a family unit and the hardwired drive for sexual gratification mixing with a cultural obsession with pure true love and ultimate selfless devotion to another human being fuelled by an obsession with anime as an outlet for the emotional variety I don't experience in real life I am a failed human being I am a failed psyche This is my fault
I'm so conflicted on this one, some shit was funny, some shit wasn't in the end it made me laugh more than cringe so I guess I'll give it S
Jonathan Allen
DO YOU ALWAYS WEAR THE SAME UNWASHED JEANS
Colton Gonzalez
THAT WAS TWO WORDS AND THAT WAS THREE
Brayden Howard
well it depends how you want to look at it all of the money donated goes to doctors without borders however, doctors without borders pays GDQ for the event GDQ also keeps all of the money people pay to attend the event/at the event
Luis Ortiz
I fucking hate the audience I fucking hate the organizers I fucking hate most of the couch
The only thing I like is video games, but the other 3 are getting so fucking annoying I'm probably going to duck out despite loving CT
Roughly $18,000 away from 100%, will they force it in time?
Henry Hughes
>you know it's sad you think that way so she had everything paid for and hasn't contributed to charity at all besides going out and eating and drinking.
I share some of your sentiments but I've had sex, and in my opinion even if you did, you'd probably fucking hate it. I've had sex twice, and I feel like I pushed myself into it. Overwhelming memories. so I don't share your natural instinct or drive to create a family(I'm mostly responsive but have forged a 'conduct of logic' so that I can better associate with people) but man, I once went to a friend's brother's wedding and decided to play a gentleman, apparently I was a big hit and even had some nice conversation with some people(and if you were someone looking for connections you'd be so mad at me for all the people I could've gotten to know) and after it was all said and done I imagined trying to even keep up that degree of personability for more than a day and knew it just wasn't for me. I do blame myself for everything too.
>I want to give the BIGGEST shoutout to my best friend @domalix. Not only did he helped me have a place to stay for SGDQ, but paid for 99% of the food we had throughout this whole week
Because good vinyl unironically sounds better and is the most accurate to the original sound since the carved grooves on the record is producing the actual sound instead a recording on a disk.
Some people seem to think that the sound quality is better. Often times people describe the audio as 'warmer'. I think its just hipster interest in old tech, which is fine. If I were going to go old school though, I'd want one of those old gramophones. listening to the Bioshock Infinite soundtrack through that would be the best.
How do we know it wasn't the place that the guy who paid wanted to go? Like "I'm going out to eat, wanna come, dw I'll pay for it" kind of deal? I always pay for my friend's meals if I got money and they don't, and they do the same for me when it's reversed. I don't know if she'd do the same, but still, it's not a big deal to pay for someone's meal. I've paid for acquaintances as well if they say they don't have enough money
Unrelated to this chick, but It's a shame when people make a big deal out of it and refuse, because they feel bad about it for some reason. I have no problem accepting help when I need it, or even when I don't need it. If somebody wants to do something nice for you, let them, they want to.
I’m an old millenial. I like them more than cds. I cant tell the sound difference, but i only collect the ones i really want. I have like 25 total. Theyre like blu-rays to me, which I have like 15. Just nice to have a physical version of something I enjoy.
Lincoln Howard
Why do /g/ autists like WinXP? Why do Yea Forumsutists like film grain? Why do Yea Forumsirgins like CRTs?