What was her problem? Dragons's Dogma thread btw

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Needs to be flatter

wenches and harlots

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tits too big

Needs bbc

how about you boys play a real game?

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Absolute beta. Good thing I rescued her from this pussy loser.

I wanna smell her feet

I had a dream where she shrunk me and ate me once

No user. Mods will get triggered again

Where does she go to the bathroom at that size and what are the effects?

>rescued her from
You did jackshit. The only matchmaker here is the dragon, and I bet you didn't even thank him.
Her problem is being a bad actress, and everyone can see through her. She's the lowest of the lowest of characters as a 'love interest' and literally everyone else is better. No exception.

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Oh I thanked him alright. I thanked him by ending his worthless life

Lol that brat can be a love interest? We will never see a game like this again

you guys aren't afraid of a strong vidya woman are you

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I got bored of this game when it first came out and stopped playing it before the dragon. I picked it up again when it came out on the switch and now I can't stop playing it

>do countless things for some qt girl
>end up dicking some random dude i've never interacted with
YO CAPCOM WHAT THE FUCK

Literally anybody except he main villain is a love interest. Dragon's Dogma is a special game.

I haven't played the game but was it some shop keeper? That's what's always mentioned in these threads.

>beat dumb dragon
>get home
>your new husband is sleeping
>seems to be talking in his sleep
>"they're masterworks all"

i think it was, can't remember very well though
he wore green if that helps anyone

Well I'm a little afraid... but also exited.

They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong!

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The affinity/romance system in DD is strangely straightforward. It's just never explained and the game will pick your love interest out of the cast following some simple, yet kind of retarded rules. Which can lead to some strange shit.
Anyway, characters which you interact a lot with tend to like you. As a matter of fact, the two NPCs you'll interact the most with are the Innkeeper and the arms-trader.

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she's the only one who actually says she loves you IIRC, even Quina is just like "lol thanks for saving me I guess"

>it actually was him

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Yes, and you're also inevitably rich as fuck by that point, so it's pretty fucking suspect.

My first game I got the innkeeper. Second game I got that little rich girl daughter. The third time I got the Loli Wich. I'm not into Loli so neither girl appealed to me. Fourth game I got that Knight, the one who is a traitor.

I've always wanted the She-goat but I've never managed to waifu her.

Just douse her in 'cloud wine' and keep smacking everyone else. Getting thrown in jail is stupidly cheap to get out of anyway.
Stay away from the Duchess too.

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I could never waifu her because I always refused to let her lose that duel. You can't ever waifu her, no matter what, if you don't let her get her ass beat.

No, you still can. You just lose a lot of affinity for doing so and if you ever talk with anyone else who has more affinity than her at that point (which mean almost everyone) then she's out of the window.

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No, you literally can't do it. I maxed her affinity. Even gave her that special ring. if you don't let her lose that duel you can't romance her. She's locked out no matter what her affinity is.

griffin did nothing wrong

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>wanted Chad Julien
>got onions Arisen at best

I haven't played this game since it came out on PC. I beat it once and then tried to do some BBI, but ultimately decided to drop it. Now I've recently reinstalled it and am trying to decide whether or not to pick up where I left off, or start a completely new file. What should I do?

>not even using dragonslayer
so close

I remember I tried romancing her in my first playthrough and I thought everything was going well until I got to Greg and found out that the Witch Loli had become my Beloved. Was pretty pissed and accepted Greg’s offer

What level were u?

Did anyone ever manage to add the Berserk armors to the PC version?

Like 60-something, but I don't really remember shit from the game since I beat it. I did start a second playthrough when I beat it, but stopped after only 2 hours.

What are the funnest play styles? I've done assassin, magic archer, the one where you use two handed weapons - warrior maybe? And magic knight a long time ago

What the fuck is up with the defense scaling in this game? You either do absolutely nothing or fucking annihilate several health bars in seconds. It completely undercuts the final battle against the previous arisen which should've been cool and climactic

Id say start over bc I replayed it recently after playing it when it first came out and didn't remember anything and thought it was fun

don't be afraid of video games in a real game

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How does she stay fed at that size?

still waiting for my money fucking jewess