Summer Games Done Quick 2019
Previously: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Any%) [Time: 0:19:52.9]
Now: Link to the Past + Super Metroid Combo Randomizer (Co-op Beat the games) [Estimate: 3:00:00]
Next: Chrono Trigger (Glitchless Any%) [Estimate: 6:00:00] (100% Donation Incentive Available)
Then: Finale (The End)
threadly reminder, don't be like megurankposter, be more like miiarankposter
megurankposter:
>doesn't do //s
>does it for attentionwhoring and for reddit karma reddit.com
>cherrypicks votes despite "hi/v/emind collective voting"
>gets angry if list is touched at all
miiarankposter:
>does //s
>couldn't care less about anyone's comments while shitposting on Yea Forums
>votes herself and no changes unless mentioned otherwise
>literally opposite ranks of megurankposter without the extra S ranks
Ok, he's banned now.
Post your face when this shit is nearly over
blessed run
>I'm hanging out with your mom while you're away
kek
SSS!!: PunchOut!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat / Super Bomberman 2 / SMW (blind race) / Dark Souls
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2 / Mort the Chicken / Glover / TRAG / Pac-Man World / Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage / Alien Soldier / Chasm: The Rift / RE2 / Divekick / Shrek XL / Last Action Hero / Nex Machina / Dead Rising / Remnants of Naezith / Metal Slug X / Metal Slug 3 / Chip and Dale / SMB3 / Invictus / Grand Poo World 2 / Banjo-Kazooie / MM2 / Tetris Effect / LoZ: MM
A: The Hobbit / THUG 2 / Marble Madness / Ranger-X / Half Minute Hero / Bloodstained: CotM / Super Mario Sunshine / Silent Hill 3 / Nuclear Throne / Starcraft / Jumper / TMNT 4 / Ristar / Cave Story / Minecraft / MM11 / MM3 / Zelda BotW / Bomberman 64 / Pokemon Let's Go
B: DMC / Spyro / TMNT 3 / Zombies Ate My Neighbors / Metroid / Castlevania: SotN / Metroid Prime / Skylar and Plux / Kirby Air Ride / Kirby 64 / Ape Escape / Crash Bandicoot 3 / PunchOut!! (arcade) / LoZ Randomizer / Furi / C&C / Sonic 3D Blast / Koumajou Densetsu II / Sly Cooper / Diablo 2 / HL / HL 2 / Rockman 4 / Tomb Raider
C: Sonic Generations / DKC2 / LoZ: Minish Cap / Final Doom / Bwaster Master / Solomon's Key / Jackal / Contra 3 / Ninja Spirit / Castlevania / Perfect Dark / Slipstream / Pokemon Crystal / Splatterhouse / Sylvester & Tweety / Clustertruck / Dark Souls 2 / Gauntlet / Mario Kart DD / Hyper Light Drifter / Cannon Spike / Skyrim
D: Portal 2 / Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / Outland / Contra / STFU / Timespinner / Castlevania: PoR / Prey / Uncharted / Monster Boy / Textorcist / Deltarune / Hylics / Laffy Taffy / Boogerman / LLB / Looney Tunes / Rhino Rumble / Aero the Acro-Bat / Octopath Travler / TAS Tetris / Transition / SMW (96 exit) / LoZ OoT
F: SMB2 / Ducktales 2 / We Love Katamari / Catlateral Damage / Castlevania DOS / FE Fates / KH3 / Quake / TAS MKWii
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 / LoZ: LBW / SMG 2 / TAS Celeste
Ω: Metroid Prime 2
The madman is becoming less and less hinged, they're cutting his fucking mic in less than ten minutes.
Patty is immune to bans.
>hanging out with your mom while you are away
Okay I laughed
>UUUHH THIS IS SO CRINGE
>UUH REDDIT PLEASE GET OUT
TEAM ZELDA OR TEAM SAMUS? OR TEAM YURI?
How we celebrating 2 million dollary doos?
was the dime doomrun good?
I'm enjoying it while it lasts
That one got me
i love these impressions
SSS
>do you think they eat pokemon?
YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT
ENABLE AYAYA
Patty literally escaped unscathed from Bonesaw's run. He'll be fine.
Can someone just give it to me straight. Will Chrono Trigger be worth watching?
This run is boring.
SSS TIER RUN
I'd eat a Pokemon
Threadly reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières:
>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
>launders money using the GDQ event
Let's break 3 million this GDQ!
You can't ban me. I'm gabe newell. I'm unbannable.
Great, now I'm hungry for something that doesn't exist
HOW BANNED OUT OF 10 IS THIS GUY
absolutely cringe run
holy shit
>well we treat some of them but pets but we eat some of them too
Only if you're a chink.
Kill yourself.
I kinda always assumed they did since there are no regular cows.
Patty laying down them tough questions.
Patty is going off script lads
have sex
You're posts are boring faggot
WHEN'S COSMO
He's on the warpath now, he's dangerous
they didn't fucking cut it during the jak and daxter run so they're not gonna cut it here.
I bet theres a seething vegan tranny with mommy issues thats going to send a strongly worded email to gdq over this run
based user btfo the couch
SAMUS
Move randomizer you cunt
I wanna eat a rapidash
I know he said nigger during that, but these are different times.
Nibble them and make her squeal
yes
yes
Okay now THIS is epic
Yes but that's just me. It's at least worth having it up in the background for the music alone plus puwexil is an OG nig.
We're almost there!
>maybe you should stop sitting on me
madlad
Zelda
Haha what a great run me and my man can't wait for the next gdq see everyone there!
g
What is this from? Bonus footage after an event?
yes
Just got here and holy hell does Patty make everything so much better.
Trannyrunning isn't Yea Forums
Delete this thread kthxbai
what are you doing to keep while watching this in the background?
Everyone laugh at this homo
Is Patty drunk?
Mario Maker 2
I thought the issue was Bonesaw said fuck like 4 times, and the Air Canada jokes, and all the Owen Wilson jokes
not even following the game play anymore, just listening to the stream. randomizer was a mistake
Just posting this one from a few years ago
dime is from /vr/, yes, it was good.
Cringekino
no u
Can I ask why pretending to cringe at puns has become a thing?
I understand that some of them are retarded but it's like the moment someone makes a pun all the zim zam zoomy zooms put on a fake charade and pretend to "le epic cringe Dx"
Kinda annoying
kill yourself spammer, nobody cares about your shitty opinion
>patty reaches critical mass interrupting donation comments
holy fucking based
>Run that would be ZZZ tier without Patty is turned into S tier at the very least
How does he do it?
Xenoblade Chronicles X
No he's always like this. So either he's perpetually drunk or this is his natural personality.
This. During ALttP runs, I'm fucking glued to the screen, but not when it's a randomizer.
Fapping to Zelda and Samus.
Nice titties. I'd fuck her.
Have either of you seen my gf?
*image of man sweating*
j-jesus black christ
kek
Grim Dawn HC
Having a blast, can't get into Mario Maker yet.
mmmmm, chocolate thiccness~.
>the crowd
please dont let them ruin this based run
>his eyes say "you're an idiot" but his smile says "and you know it"
No real arguments besides memes. Looks like you guys don't actually have "friends" who are your equals.and just the group punching bag.
doing cad drawings for an arcade cabinet I'm making
is this a jojo reference
I NEED YOU
I WANT YOU
>more Jojo shit
And don't pretend that anybody knew about these nobodies before Part 4.
This whole couch is chill as fuck, 10/10 would drink with.
UGH CRINGE
STOP
It's a fucking stupid question. It's literally a plot point in Gold, Silver and Crystal that Team Rocket is cutting the tails off slowpoke to sell them as a delicacy. Various Pokedex entries talk about Pokemon being hunted to near extinction for their meat (Farfetch'd). Most of the farms heavily imply they use Miltanks for meat too.
holy shit jojo reference!!
itll be comfy
He said "we have some as pets but we eat other animals too" As far as I know in Pokemon lore they do eat the Pokemans. Pretty sure Silver/gold/crystal had a plot about people eating slowbro tails.
He truly is the most powerful couch commentator.
You can't laugh at yourself because you're insecure and you think any one, even your "friends," are being sincere when they make fun of you for something like messing up in a video game.
Nah bro she might be sick in bed or something you should go home and check I'll stay here and ask around.
Same here, banter's fine but I'd rather be watching TFR while it's playing
browsing this thread you fucking idiot spic
I knew who Savage Garden were, but they're from my city.
imagine the smell
this
What was your favorite GDQ ever, Yea Forums?
for a 100$ you can, if she is still whoring
shitposting about how it's okay to kill infants because they are not yet people in a thread that was just deleted
Arguing on /r9k/ about t***srights
Overreacting to puns is a comedy trope that's been around forever. Don't know why it became a thing, but it just did.
Been watching since 2011, and this SGDQ has been the best one.
That's different, slowpoke tails grow back
>Everyone is way more interested in Patty than the run, runners, or anyone else on the couch.
I think it'll be okay, at least for just sitting back and being comfy.
posting autistic shit in this thread, of course!
>every quip needs a rebuttal
if you bite back at everything thrown your way you just look insecure. Chill out dude get a sense of humour.
The one were breakdown did super meat boy.
user the problem is that zoomers don't find anything funny other than epic twitter memes with loud noises and lol so randum distorted text. everything else is "cringe"
Toes rights?
imagine the taste
leveling in ffxiv
why are you even here, go back
Either AGDQ 2013 or SGDQ 2014
agdq 2013 or sgdq 2013. AGDQ 2014 comes close because it was when Yea Forums first showed up en masse and our runners were the best runs, but 2013 was just raw unfiltered autism and talent, for what they believe is/was a good cause. No huge sponsors (PCF literally bought them 2 pizzas and that was it), bring your own setup meaning the bonus stream got to go on until everyone left, also meaning we got to see runs/games that would NEVER get in otherwise. Much more lax atmosphere that was also significantly less sterile.
Holy fuck could the announcer just suck Patty’s dick and move on already? Thirsty hoe.
Watching Jerma
It's unironically ok because they're economic dead weight.
cringe
More Stardew.
I remember hearing them on the radio, didn't even know they were in JoJo
Is there a donation incentive for that?
grinding jobs in Bravely Default
what a heave ho
honestly the "run" isn't very interesting
what a "punching bag" is to you is endearing to me and my friends who have a sense of humour
one day you'll have friends user and you'll understand
It's not a race
It's not really a speedrun
Just 2-3 hours of real time shitposting
I'd suck Patty's dick too, no homo tho.
>implying this run doesn't appeal to zoomers
Yea Forums's just contrarian
I'm enjoying this but also looking forward to it ending so I can be free to do other things again.
>ywn have a gf like patty
My reasoning for 2013 is because you could see every single person in the audience. We were all in the thread making fun of people falling asleep, a guy looking like hipster Gordon Freeman, and many other things. Also it was basically two weeks long thanks to the bonus stream.
Waiting for friends to get on so I can fuck up their conversations in swtor
>ywn hear webster scream FUCKING NIGGERS on another GDQ
Damn...
Tsukkomi and boke. The contrast between the joker who tells the joke and the straight man that reacts to it. It's an easy hook to subvert expectations and help stupid people understand a joke that would pass them by otherwise by giving them an opportunity to see someone react to it. It was a technique popularized in vaudeville comedy and progressed into slapstick where they replaced the straight man with a harmlessly violent act.
>easily the best GDQ since its inception
>faggots will deny it because muh bonesaw, muh werster and other cop-outs
I dont understand it at all. Its gay. Do they have the same seed? Idk who's ahead.
It's 2 whole hours of getting shitted on, without any comebacks from Andy. If they were friends I would expect at least a few jokes here or there. Laughing it up with your friends is fine if there's at least a back and forth.
I don't think it's the best, but it's a step up from the last couple years I think.
how do you even tell who's in the lead?
>there are people here who never got to witness the GDQ bonus stream mario party
damn
how long is werster banned
Based Patty
It's not a race.
It all went to shit starting in 2014.
What happened to bonus streams?
It's co-op
I-i just want him to roast me a little bit...
i-is that the legendary reaction gif guy?
A million years +1
must suck living your life through nostalgia goggles.
Nobody's in the lead user, this is a team effort, everyone wins!
>more funneh voices!!!! xDD
what a fucking cringy autist
this desu
until the end of time
can't wait for him to get his yellow WR back too
Dilating
GET FUCKED
GET FUCKED
YOU'RE WATCHING THE META CHANGE BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES
That's pretty much what I said, yeah
what are the required steps I need to take in order to get a chance to lick those toes?
is paddy getting played out
Is the run still "fun"?
no
yeah absolutely
im not even tired but this run has made me fall asleep twice.
i get everyone's enjoying the patty commentary but it's getting annoying now.
i wouldve liked to learn more about the game.
that's retarded and gay and not based
Wonder if I can jerk off while Patty's making Elmo noises
That Mickey is pretty good.
I vaguely remember someone in the anime eating a dish of something like Tauros beef or Magikarp filet, but I may be wrong.
That Mickey Mouse was pretty good.
KEK
Patty's voices are on point.
It's impressive tbqh
This is fucking reddit tier shit. Time to play a game.
his mickey mouse is actually 8/10.
his goofy is 0/10 though.
gdq stopped renting out the conference halls for longer than the event because the donations just stop and they don't make any money during the bonus streams
what if this guy commentated
an actually good run
that one's for free GDQ
playing tekken 7
ABsolutely not
Is Patty's plan to crash this plane?
only if you mute that cringe fest
Andy is concentrating on a run he has to think about and has been practicing for hours up to this point. He's not going to come up with a witty retort to Patty making a joke where the punch line is "look at Andy's face"
>I didn't get the gays
Yeah patty is usually only good for a scant few hours per GDQ. He's reaching the end of his usefulness
I didn't know gdq was doing let's plays now
What a nice codec call
It's nice when the announcer bants with the couch and isn't anal on announcing or being the center of the show, based skybilz
>the game
it's fucking lttp and SM. everyone's seen it so many times they have to do stupid shit like this, because they're literally the best moneymakers every event.
PC or PS4? How active is the online?
The fire rises
Not even NASA has bonus streams anymore. Its kinda sad, the contradiction/mafia/??? bonus stream three years ago was real fun
now THOSE are tits
and fuck me i would nut all over those and ONLY those tits. i ain't touching anything else.
Please stop posting feet, I can't focus on the run with this raging hard on.
did raimi make that bet against him?
Randomizer runs are confusing and fucking boring. Speaking as a speedrunner and GDQ attendee, seeing it in person is no better. Please finish this shit already.
huh, didn't expect it to originate from Japan. Makes sense in hindsight considering how much more common the "Comedic Relief gets their shit kicked in" gag is in anime.
Feels like they're really cut down on all the trans focus stuff and everything seems a lot more relaxed, dare I say this event was actually pretty good
>every quip
Thanks for exaggerating what my point was. I said some back and forth not 2 whole hours of taking shit.
Good luck to all you other anons though I'm done talking with you losers. I'm gonna go hang out with my real friends I've known for like 15 years playing board games, smash bros, mortal kombat 11, watching anime and drinking for the next 10 hours. It's going to be a great time filled with actual banter.
The have miltanks on farms, and I'm relatively sure they'd also straight up eat pokemon. Well they already eat parts of some, so I wouldn't be surprised if they'd eat Tauros or something.
How much are we away from the donation incentive to press reset twice before starting the next game?
>taunting disney to hit him with a copyright strike in front of thousands of viewers
madlad
Permanently. It doesn't matter what he says on Twitter about himself not being banned and how retarded people are for thinking he's banned. If by some chance someone pissy catches wind he's allowed back, they'd just send the "fucking niggers" thing GDQ and he'd be banned again. I'd be shocked if GDQ didn't know by now even if it was just a bonus stream with no staff around (if you don't count Spike)
the crowd ruined it
Yeah, it seems like they saved some of the best for last
Yes
It didn't originate in Japan, but Japan has specific words to describe it because their national sense of humor more closely mimics old fashioned styled of comedy rather than this new style of standup. It's called manzai.
He did, it was called Jak and Daxter
>Feels like they're really cut down on all the trans focus stuff
this is the case in most forms of recent media in 2019, marketers realized that grossing people out with gross people is a bad idea
on a scale from 1 to 10, how amerimutted has this event become?
would you be a footrest for a speedrunner mommy while she does her GDQ run?
>im gonna go do things and make it seem like no one else does these things
you are a troglodyte and i doubt you actually have any friends
>"TRUMPED"
>everyonr goes silent
LMAO
>A special thank you to LLK for all the hard work doing the art behind the scenes! All that doodling just won't happen on its own!
HAHAHAHAHA
good one, Patrty
Do they fuck them?
>imagine going there to play your game and some cringe lord is talking all the time behind you
Japanese people have no sense of humor. Jesus christ I've never been anywhere with more stiff people. They don't understand sarcasm even a little bit.
0 and you have to go back.
I can feel the fatigue from literally everyone in the room
>Real friends
>Watch anime
Nigga you hang out with friends to do an activity that isn't couch potatoing fucking zoomers I bet you even list "watch shows" as a hobby
>opera
Patty is basically one of the only people in the community that I actually enjoy anymore. I used to watch him back in his let's play days as Pcull44444 and his sense of humor has only gotten better.
If he ever gets the ban I think I'll check out for good
Go back to your american capeshit humour then
it's him!
I have a confession to make, sometimes I come into these threads and reply to a random post with ''cringe'' or ''based'' without even reading the posts.
Operafags btfo
God
GOD
I want to feel the guy on the right's furry mass
What a gamer
>implying on the spot humour is ever good
ah
that explains why the mascots are so fucking ugly
incoming gdq tweet telling opera how so very sorry they are
based
>kikevegeta literally 1/5 of the audience
Yeah idk if GDQ will ever find out bro it's the best kept secret from GDQ staff
youtube.com
Shoutouts to the tech crew
Wait wtf, Patty commentated the MM run? Was it as good as this?
>the only alternative to japanese three stooges shit is capeshit humor
alright then
based
Based
based and cringepilled
It's almost like that's the lowest form of humour.
based
Anonymous
Here's your (you)
Undertale TPE finishing AGDQ 2017 was a perfect finale. Good run, but also mainly because it's not a boring 6-8 hour slog. Chrono Trigger ain't that, senpaitachi. And there ARE 6,7,8, 9 hour runs that are actually pretty good watches, but god, not chrono trigger glitchless. Christ.
based
>grandma hates transgirls because they look better than her
seething
cringe
>donation
You mean laundering.
I miss her.
It hurts a little every day.
Spike wasn't part of the staff back then, just some runner. And he probably just stood silent about it, remember that Werster actually made it into the next marathon as evidenced by your image. So Spike never sang.
cringe
That's due to the differences between the context requirements of English and Japanese. English is a relatively low context language, where Japanese language and culture is a very high-context. There are some geographical and cultural exceptions, but for the most part this is where a lot of the translation trouble occurs especially with humor. If you're not getting a Japanese joke it's very likely because you're missing important context that you would only have if you were from Japan or very familiar with the topic.
if you've never collectively shit on a single boy in your group out of pure brotherly love and solidarity then stop having a fucking opinion cunt
go play with your ghost friends virgin, have sex
I do that too fellow chad, but only without replying to anyone. Makes me look like I'm reacting to the event or passive aggressively to someone ITT
This is so boring
he was the announcer
>undertale was a perfect finale
kek it was terrible f illed with meme donations and a runner that didn't talk.
imagine this but with a runner who actually bants back
Your autistic GF is taken boys
have sex
>another $1000 donation from anonymous
I too have a confession to make. Fat girls cosplaying as Zero Suit Samus make me rock hard and are my favorite thing to fap to.
Hates transmen actually, but the point still stands.
That explains a lot. One of the worst things about anime is when something happens and then some other character says what just happened with a shocked face.
Strange that they need to explain the joke. I thought most nips were intelligent.
who
her fingers look weird as fuck desu
based
>stop talking bad about le funny voice man!!
I'm glad I'm not insane and the bonus streams actually happened. I only caught one once and never saw it again. Figured I must have made it up. That's a bummer they stopped they were mad comfy.
Piwexil is pretty dry too does he have a comfy couch? It's already 0030 here so I am likely going to flake out but hopefully its comfy in the meantime.
I understand the language differences, but even when you talk to very well spoken ESL Japanese people they don't understand sarcasm.
The MM run was good aside from the final 30 minutes or so, because the postman happened and you could tell it tilted the runner
you fucking monster
what a clown world we live in. people can launder money openly in front of over 100 thousand people to the sound of applause.
I wish I knew what it felt like for someone to care about me enough to be in a relationship with me.
I wish I knew what a good friend IRL was like.
Tech is in on the bantz, no ban for Patty this time
>very well spoken ESL Japanese
hah
What does money laundering mean?
Has plaid girl shown up yet?
Will they hit the Chrono Trigger bonus? And if they do how long with the fucking run be?
So it's a race?
footfriends RISE UP
Do you stupid fucks ever get tired of losing and being wrong?
I hope it becomes long enough that I can fall asleep to it and wake up to it again. That happened with FF7 one year.
Sarcasm isn't taken as lightly in English speaking countries. In places like Japan it can very easily be taken as disrespect, and in the culture respect is given much more weight so manners of speech that can be mistaken as disrespect are less common.
Moving money illegally, usually over seas, without paying taxes.
Yes that's the stuff
>donations ruining everything by being too gay
every time
the estimate will be 6 hours
>so spike never sang
Even if he didn't, it's not as if no one else would have. That clip didn't just upload itself.
GDQ taking 2 years to ban whatever dude that said "faggot" on his own stream just shows how slow they are at taking action, even now that they're sponsored by a number of big names.
Hopefully and just shy of 6 hours
>very well spoken ESL Japanese
There's like three of those in all of Japan
6h. It was originally billed as the 100% glitchless, 6h is the estimate for that. any% is 3 hours.
is anyone actually genuinely paying attention to this run? I've had it on for background noise from the start and have no idea what's going on in the game
Fuck this bald faggot for ruining this run. Muted the whole time
>Patty carrying the commentary
>Girl tries to take credit for being "the best couch"
Typical hole
I miss the days of tuning in at like 2 am to some sperglord with like one or two other people on the hotel conference room watching them speedrun. Shit was peak comfy. Bundle up in bed and enjoy until I pass out.
How did you find out they're doing that?
It's when I rob someone and then buy something but the person I bought it from then gives me the money back so no one knows I stole it.
>patty just casually asking out one of the runners mid-run
B A S E D
all i was implying is that this isn't the first time it's happened
You know as the host she wasn't supposed to be on camera in the first place.
It's been 3 years and Bonesaw's run is still mentioned in twitch chat. It truly was a legendary run.
why do cunts always do this
have sex incel
Thoughts?
From his page
>Chrono Trigger (NA SNES, Glitchless Any%): 4:32:30
>Chrono Trigger (NA SNES, Glitchless 100%): 5:25:12
Right. Make no mistake, I agree with you there and is the point I was making. Werster is banned, it's simple as that. He says he's not on Twitter only because he hasn't attempted to register lately. If he did, they'd officially slap the ban on him.
Yeah I remember that one, was cozy.
Imagine her sticking that demented pinky into your peehole while you watch GDQ
And when the fucking timer broke.
Gdq has one job for the runners and they dont run a backup timer
Idiots
I wish "money laundering" fags would hurry up and quicken their mistaken existence by offing themselves ASAP. Low IQ brainlets should not be allowed on this earth.
Fuck randomizers are boring
Pass
What happened during bonesaw's run?
hell no, it's literally just a boring systemic checking of every room with a shopping list. an actual let's play. it's decent background noise at least. been playing mushihimesama the entire time.
>is anyone actually genuinely paying attention to this run
of course not, you can't really tell what's going on unless you're super knowledgeable about the games
because they don't care until someone points it out and stirs shit. Same way twitch didn't care for a long ass time about ninja constantly saying "NIGGER GO FUCK YOURSELF FAGGOT KID" on his stream when he was still playing halo. But when people brought it up, they were forced to respond. Same shit here. If you care enough to, you can completely ruin someone's career for something they did years and years prior.
What exactly is this 'Combo Randomizer'? And how does Link the the Past and Super Metroid fit together into the same speedrun?
for all the shoutouts the tech crew gets there's a shitload of issues every year
>It's been 3 years and Bonesaw's run is still mentioned in twitch chat. It truly was a legendary run.
Never forget.
how the fuck does this run work why are there two games
Thanks user.
kys pedo
Just look at the fucking facts.
is this a man
remember when paddy was funny
Its what Trump does with his businesses with tax payer money now. He uses the taxpayer money to clean his “charities” from Russian ogliarchs, and force income by forcing the secret service to stay at his shitty golf courses
I want to make Galko-chan a mother!
me neither
andy is going to shit himself
No
Not fat enough for me.
according to the runners there are zelda items in metroid and metroid items in zelda, so you have to play both games in order to beat them or something
Slow decent into madness where so much fun was had that he was soft perma banned from running. Despite his run generating the most revenue in history.
>It's been 3 years
Waow.
NOOO DON'T POST THIS GUY HE'S A NAZI AND HE TRIGGERS ME
never ever
>inb4 andy shits himself and pukes live on stream
I also have another cofession to make I'm your fool
I hope so.
Is Andy going to FUCKING puke?
Usually the SEC would investigate them, but most anons are guessing that they are doing it.
I wish people defending a random company that doesn't give a shit about anonymous shitposters FOR FREE would fuck off.
hey andy sweetie
word is andy shit himself but is trying to play it off LOL
sitting on the back couch in black shirt
Girls are NOT funny
who /comfy/?
i'm thinking more like he might shit himself
Is Andy going to shit himself or vomit? Which one do you think?
>tfw no very well spoken ESL Japanese gf
IF you have to ask....
i hope andy is okay
>waaaah why can't these threads be a safe space for my agenda!!
almost time for comfy trigger
Why should that be a crime? What right does the government have to my money?
Keep us posted
Did I miss his run bros?
Drinking some coffee. Getting ready for the finale.
combo
HMMM? WHATS THAT YOU'RE RUNNING?
Why is the girl even there?
Basically, Super Metroid and LttP randomizers got really popular and one day someone had the idea of "wouldn't it be cool if they were combined somehow?"
so they looked into it and turns out the games use completely separate memory values so there is no overlap and it wasn't all that hard to combine the two games.
I can't believe Ivan is waving his hotdog around on stage
Is patty hurting fee fees?
Very /comfy/ here.
IVAN NO
I recognize that maneuver.
Watch this after
youtube.com
That's Pat on the couch there too
>Drinking some coffee
It's past midnight you madman
better times
You use government services, and therefor have to pay for them.
JOHNATHAN
NUMERALS
LOCK ME UP
its a nice lazy saturday
Andy is about to die
he looks cute
im /comfy/
I bet you have a Jewish/Communist flag
>cho king
can that bald retard shut up and die yet
Andy's gf and she speedruns ALttP (or at least tries to) a bit herself
I never asked for them, therefore the government is making me pay for services I don't want which is extortion
Maybe if they actually commentated on anything instead of doing fucking sesame street impressions, it would be more entertaining
Just a warning, the first half hour is slow and awkward. After that, that's when this run starts to pick up. Watching that run in one go and the punchline in the end made it kino
Why are people saying Andy shat himself?
i missed all of the cosmo drama. who is john numbers?
>I hope people who insult my favourite charity would die and stop disliking them
>I wish you would also die
>WHOA FUCKING HUGBOX? SAVE SPACE MUCH? UUUUH ANONYMOUS?
cringe
is he banned?
No u
why is paddy so unfunny
he has such a nice voice and wastes it making retarded baby voices
I'd still fugg her
Me
I'm in the hall right now and can confirm there is a noticable smell of shit
dont make me bring out the brainlet images you son of a bitch
I'm in the room (second row), you can smell it.
guy in black shirt again
TOLD YOU LMAO
he said he feels sick and his official gdq diaper seems to be leaking
is he on acid or some shit wtf
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Is this couch guy gonna shut the fuck up anytime soon?
Nothing has topped that run, and looking at the future, nothing ever will.
RIP ANDY
What. He really did shit himself? WHAT???
OH NO NO NO NO NO ANDY NOOO
NOOO
Don't know, but according to people claiming to be attending they saw him escorted out. I don't think he's a runner.
LMAO
Alright lads... Ready for the finale
>literally pausing the game to go take a shit
POOP WALK
>shittalking a sick guy
hhehehehh
THE POOP RUN
He's fucked more women than you ever will dumbass.
based crowd
>andy actually had to leave to poop
>he leaves because he's going to shit himself
That's never happened before
HOLY SHIT I KNEW THOSE FACES OF PAIN WERE GENUINE
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
>Crowd member makes bald joke
>Awkward silence
oof
Patty shoutouts to GDQ's best Dark Souls run.
That should be Naruto's headband
>HE ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT
BASED ANDY SHITTING HIMSELF
Lack stream
HE SHAT HIMSELF
>can it fix your baldness too
Your sittin next to a big guy bro watch out, he might rape you
What in the flying fuck and a half, I thought you were joking.
>heckling
yea. charming.
>Literally shit yourself in the penultimate run
You're going to shit harder than Andy
lmao what
>not using the shitjugs
"poop run
UUUUUH ANONYMOUS? SAFE SPACE MUCH? HUGBOX?
>Wine
>Not malt liquor
>Have to run off to deal with a poopy pants emergency
>There is a literal timer running
This is my actual fucking nightmare.
Sup fellas bouta get this halo run in real quick
when it said this run was going to be shit tier, i didnt mean like this!
it happened to my brother and even I was terrified, he looked like he was about to die on the fucking spot
I want to cuddle her. I bet she's so warm.
nah he's alright, just too much cologne
>not CAH KEES
Imagine shitting yourself in public like that. I mean, I have done it a few times at home but just imagine everyone seeing it lol
I would have just bought 50 nuggets.
baldie is fucking insufferable, muted
SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW
HE RUINED IT
the game also shit itself
>not following him into the bathroom with a camera like on old school howard stern
This went from 0 to fucking trainwreck real quick, jesus christ
what song was that
fucking kek
Okay what what the fuck is above SSS tier?
What the fuck is going on
best sgdq yet
>andy comes back from his pooprun to a broken/glitched console
OHHHHH NO NO NO NO NO
SHIT'S FUCKED
God I hate crowd so much.
Andy's not coming back, is he bros?
What happened to the other guy?
>they changed the runner name
>the poop walk returns with a vengeance
It’s like poetry, it rhymes
These niggas, oh my god.
jesus fucking christ my sides
what happened to this man
I’m having a seizure
lmfao
>Andy shits himself
>Then the game shits itself
LIKE CLOCKWORK
I just go here. Why is one of the runners missing?
This shit is almost over.
Looks like Andy's machine had to take a shit as well
SSSShit tier
post more
HE BACK
who are these absolute faggots commentating?
He was literally fucking shitting his pants
Imagine shitting yourself in front of a live audience, and streamed to thousands.
Probably'd kill myself.
He shit his pants and had to go change.
based Andy posting from the GDQ restroom
>andy shit himself
>console shit itself
>the run is shitting itself
ABSOLUTE KINO
10/10
SSS+ RUN
He shit himself and had to go change pants.
this run sucks - ennopp
i'd probably get turned on by it ngl
the shit is over, didn't you see andy return?
guy in black shirt here
he shit himself and had to do a bathroom run
>shits himself on stage and goes off camera
>comes back like nothing happened
It's large, yeah sorry.
What actually happened?
Did he actually change his pants
god that's a sexy satania
Wait did Andy actually shit himself?
Bros, bros. Just imagine the smell.
Massive hands means massive dick btw
What, you think they just all made up the same thing?
wtf bros I thought you said she was fat
>dropping a deuce in front of 130k people
>comes back like nothing
what a chad
He wasn't feeling well and had to excuse himself for a moment.
he remembered that everything smells like shit anyways
>you can't make this shit up
Diarrhea Any%
The actual honest to god thing is that he had to take a shit and went to the bathroom. He didn't shit his pants officially as far as we know.
see
yeah lmao that's the word around the couch
and he was walking kind of funny when he got up
ennpoop
no you dumbass
For having diarrhea, Andy really wasn't gone for long. It must have been a frame perfect dump.
Is this the monopoly guy? I remember him doing Halo 2 once and enjoying it.
WE DID IT REDDIT
WE SAVED THE ANIMALS
You have even less of a reason to shit yourself at your own home you fucking retard. At least if you shit yourself in public you have the excuse that there wasn't an easily available bathroom. You have no excuse for shitting yourself at home other than being a lazy fat fuck.
We don't know if he had to shit or vomit though
I missed the andy shit incident. How?
which guy in black shirt
New bread?
Did he actually shit his pants
We're not joking retard, did you not hear how earlier he said his stomach was upset?
He shit himself. He literally shit himself. You can see him holding up his pants in
Fuck You!
Post your hands and cock
New soap I used smells so good, feels relaxing as fuck.
Shoutouts to ennopp's piano.
ANDY WAS ONLY GONE FOR 5 MINUTES SO IF HE SHIT HIMSELF AND CHANGED PANTS THAT MEANS ALL HE DID WAS WIPE HIS ASS A LITTLE BIT
HE'S STILL COVERED IN POOP
WE GOT A POOP RUN FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!!
I've never seen you look down like you're on the phone, it looks like you're starting directly at the TV in front of you, how the hell are you typing to us?
He did the bowl skip and went for sink strats.
Probably not.
He shit himself, literally they were making poop walk jokes from the Dark Souls glitch run, you never shit yourself at GDQ bro?
did he actually shit himself or are you faggots memeing
in the middle next to the big chungus
an upset stomach doesn't mean that you have to shit yourself you fucking retard
IMAGINE THE SMELL
imagine the pressure
Yeah
The absolute madman.
PFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>gender
NOOOOOOO BANNED
Patty walking a thin line
RATE THE RUN
>I dunno that you can really assign a gender to that
fucking BANNED
>sniffing andy's seat
Upset stomach is a euphemism for intestinal distress, as in you've got one in the chamber and can't stop the trigger pull forever.
They are making real problematic jokes right now.
For the love of god somebody stop them.
How can one man be so banned
i'm doing both looking down and at the run while typing
wave to camera or fake and gay
>Misgendering a giant alien sea monster.
BANNED
HE SAID THE G WORD
>this gender joke
Oh lord.
No because I said I just got here. This is the first run today I've started watching.
FUCK HES BANNED
b a n n e d
He probably didn't wash his hands.
Black shirt guy, be sure to ask the big bear next to you if he wants his dick sucked
>when he stands up and unleashes the smell
Based
poor guy
Just imagine that 137k people know you had to get up and run to the bathroom to take a heinous dump. I don't even like my friends knowing I have to take a dump.
You just know he misjudged a fart tho, came out real wet and sloppy on stream.
>gender
hes banned at least 5 times by now
At least runners have to use their own controller.
not necessarily but they aren't mutually exclusive either
>patty having none of that save the animals bullshit
>completely shitting on the people who paid for saving the animals
New
when the runs over
welp see you all next gdq
>poop high five
>he sniffs it
>her face
>$50k away from the CT incentive
>no one's shilling for it
??
Andy's used to this sort of minor humiliation. If you can let it roll off of you you can end up better off.
Andy just hifived someone. He's also touching a controller, after shitting his pants. Do you think he washed his hands before doing those things?
WE BUILT THIS CITY
I'm looking forward to his first stream when he gets back.
man what a shitty run
>gets an achievement with his name
go back to twitch faggot
SSS+
Andy doesn't need to wash his hands because his asshole has two sphincters. His poop is perfectly round like horse shit.
but LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE HUMAN poops
D e e r F o r c e
That's the kind of smell you just can't wash off.
>came back in 5 minutes flat
definitely no
stop
fucking
singing
You retards really think someone wouldnt wash their hands after shitting themselves?
Or that they couldn't clean their ass in 5 minutes, its a speedrun FFS
Started off shit, got better halfway through
S
>He's also touching a controller
Runners use their own controller.
maybe he didnt even touch his ass so he doesnt have to wash his hands
if you shit hard enough water splashes up to wash your bum
Is that Spoony's old room?
SSS
I never thought a 3 hour speedrun could maintain being entertaining that long. It was real good.
oh shit ur right user, my bad
I need to start shitting harder
SSS
THIS RUN IS SO FUCKIN BORING OH MY GOD END ALREADY