"user, you still play a game thats over 5 years old???"

yeah, i pay the bills, fucking go out a get the food, and i need some enterteinment and now how you dont wanna fuck i am gonna play, ok?.

Bitch, please. I still play a game that's 22 years old.

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>he can't read body language

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>half white
>only does the face halfway
pottery

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brown eyes and brown hair is the best

Feels good to be gay and not have to pretend to care about women's worthless opinions.

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>brown eyes
>best

one small step away from being soulless

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both are shit-tier, as indicated by their color.

Talk shit about Laura and I will break your legs, worthless fag, sack of shit.

too old

Where is this image from and why have I seen it so much recently?

Women don’t talk about video games.

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Who the fuck are all these ladies that are constantly badgering me about shit that doesn't concern them.
Leave me alone.

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t. huenigger

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brown eyes are quite literally shit tier though fren, brown hair and green or blue eyes though, now we talkin

Nothing, is just a random girl.

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Wrong, the proper combo is black hair and blue eyes. With pale skin, if possible.

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stop flirting with me, roastie. i am gay.

>user, I'm five years old!
what do

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drop her off at day care and go back to playing video games

Stacey,Jill. The game is like 15 years old. Typical fucking women. You fuck your car up and dodge the subject with something else

You watch movies that are 30 year old, its the same thing.

You are 5 years old too, though.

I just bought it, unlike you I know how to be fiscally responsible and wait for a fucking sale.

>"user, you still play a game thats over 5 years old???"
Hell no, i prefer my games like i prefer my women.

>not even the GOTY edition

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I still play Mario 64 because I'm an autistic fuck who speedruns

>speedrunning
>being a tranny

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Clint?

>video game's printed expiration date is just random garbles of characters that make no sense

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I'm not paying extra for that useless dlc. The fuck you think I am, made outta money!?

Bitch I still play a game thats almost 20 years old and it still has a thriving community.

Now if only TA would get that treatment...

This tread is horrendous. Congrats OP.

Based

I think you meant to say hilarious.

at least I don't have the chest of a 5 year old sweetie, run along and play now

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Lmao no but I have met him. Chill lad for the most part.

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>not adhering to the "best if played by" date on the packaging

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Lmao

But user movies only got good with the release of Avenger: Infinity War?

>no rape charge
hahahahaha

Do you know why your eyes are brown? Its because your full of shit.

god i wish that were me

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video games

>he hasn't been raped at least once by his gf
Gay.

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>feels good to be mentally ill
epic

because niggers have too fat lips to do it

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>burglary
what did they charge her with stealing his semen?

No I'm gay, not a woman.

unrealistic. no woman would say this because all women are in love with at least one tv show from the 2000s or even from the 90s. women rewatch shit like friends, the OC and himym all the time.

>tfw no mentally ill hottie to abuse you with violent unwanted sex

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Who in the FUCK is this holy shit

whats wrong with this cat? are these pics shopped or is it like an under/over- bite growth?

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Sometimes I wish I was gay. It sure would be a lot more convenient. Unfortunately not even traps like Alfonso do it for me.

Stop being gay and you'll find a girl with an attitude to get rough with you.

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ur mom lmao :p

>not keeping your vidya in the fridge to extend their shelf life

it's the funny face jim makes on the office! do you not watch it on netflix! i love the office! :|

Because their trying not to gag on your smell.

>girl
doubt.jpg

"user, you still fuck that chick thats over 20 years old???"
>"But user, that chick is OVER 20 YEARS OLD!"
>"She's old and dried up!"

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im 5'3" tho

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It's time to let it go, Jenna.

Good, that will make it easier for them to dominate you.
It also means you will always be the little spoon.

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bitch I'm taking you off my buddy list

>bangs
yikes

>having a buddy list

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bangs are that upon which the world hangs

Actually swedish, but wtv

thanks user

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How do I find a girl that looks like this?

Are you sure you actually pass the Harkness test?

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offer to buy them their meth in exchange for sex

"Yikes" said the faggot.

Metal or punk rock band concerts.
Alternatively, skinhead concentrations.

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>"Actually, I play a game that's over 15 years old."

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how do I find meth?

>posting a flat chested tranny looking she (he) with bangs
>calling others faggots
laffin at ur life faggot

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You will never pass.

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Clint doesnt leave the house

>over five
Listen here you pea-brained good-for-nothin-but-tits strumpet, I play games that predate my fucking birth and I'm old enough to have fathered your dumb ass though you best believe I'd abort a disappointment like you.

I'm gonna play games well over a decade, two decades old even, and not only am I gonna love it, but I'm gonna love it even more if it causes you distress.
Making you uncomfortable brings me sexual gratification. Do not underestimate spite.

meth finds you

based

Games never get old.
Unlike women.

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>bragging about being old and irrelevant to society
yikers

If I have the meth will the big tiddy goth girls find me?

Yes.
Finding meth comes with this as an extra.

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>GOD TIER
Brown hair + blue eyes
Blonde hair + blue eyes
Red hair + blue eyes

>GREAT TIER
Red hair + brown eyes
Brown hair + brown eyes

>MEH TIER
Blonde hair + brown eyes

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Big tiddie goth gf's disappeared to their eternal homelands ca. 2005.
You have a better chance of finding a leprechaun.

>"We've been married for over 5 years and we have 3 beautiful (white) boys."
My wife and I play Diablo 2. I play MF Sorc and she plays multiple variations of Zon (Bow, Java, Spear), using gear I farmed for her. Actually met her playing WoW, which is also an old ass game. So, what's the point of all this?

>gf and I finally decided we be gf and bf
>never had sex with each other yet
>one random night she wakes up and starts rubbing my leg
>starts stroking my dick cause sleeping boner
>rolls my shorts off and starts jerking me
>gets on top and starts riding
>took me a good 30 seconds to realize whats happening
>come inside her in like 40 seconds
>gets off and cuddles up next to me

Wake up for work the next morning with the energy if 1000 suns

it's Yea Forums once again trying to force a meme, faggots never learn

Im thinking fuckinh based af probably actual boomer.

>have to pretend to care about the opinions of faggots instead

you were raped user

What about green eyes?

Good taste user, but green eyes with red hair is even better as they haven't all died out like the emos did.

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The power level goes
Grey > Blue > Green > Hazel > large power gap > Brown

2000s come back...

redhead + green eyes = goddess

>mfw I'm supposed to care about the opinion of a toasty roastie

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>big titty
>meth
no, son

I don't know, I once met a girl who had yellow eyes.
Was pretty cute.

So is your style and you don't see me making a fuss

Fine give me a skinny Jessica Jones looking bitch, whatever it takes.

>9 months later has baby
>you can never leave

Cute.
Hope you did your duty and gave her a powerful orgasm the next day.

>get raped by woman
>she has your rape baby
>forced to support the product of your rape for 18 years
dat patriarchy doe

Looks like the kind to have a tough exterior, so she's fine by me.

>risking your sons having red hair
YIKES

You get this.

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no, but big titty truckers definitely will. if you want to get into the meth game you might as well get comfortable getting sodomized by burly truckers though.

People seem to hold games to a different standard, at least from my experience. Playing older games is only socially acceptable if the likes of Mario/Sonic/Pokemon for nostalgia's sake.

Red hair is recessive. It's highly unlikely.

she's so skinny I'm surprised the cold didn't kill her from shock

she took my seed by force your honor

bet she uses a FinalMouse

>Red hair is recessive. It's highly unlikely.
If you're Blonde, you have the Red Hair gene in you. And if you breed with a Redhead then the chance your child has red hair is extremely high.

>last emo left on Earth is anorexic
Goddamn it.

I'm straight but I still don't pretend to care about women's worthless opinions because I'd rather be single and content than coupled and making endless compromises.

You know nothing, user-kun

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i saw a fat one the other day

Are you seriously driving a 5 year old car? No wonder it broke down.

amber eyes and red (albino) eyes are also high tier but they're too rare to put on the tier list

how are albino eyes high tier? have you ever seen one, they kinda freaky lookin

welp time to start fapping to redheads again

>user
>Breeding
>With a cute redhead
My point stands strong

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I wonder: If a woman raped a man and got pregnant, would the man still be forced to pay child support if the rapist chose not to get an abortion?

how come you decided to point that out when we're outside and i'm not even playing anything? also what are you pointing at? because my computer sure isn't there you dumb bitch

what if im the redheaded girl

tits > eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cheekbones >>>>>> hips >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hair >>>>>>>>> ass

Tummy >>>> all of them.

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It always bugged me that people did the ice bucket challenge because it was literally a way to avoid donating to charity. Instead of doing something directly beneficial, people chose to "raise awareness" by dumping ice water on themselves and trying to get OTHER people to make donations. These videos make me mad because they're basically just a pathetic showcase of slacktivism and buck-passing.

For you, I would risk having soulless sons.

you forgot pits and feet

Yes

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermesmann_v._Seyer

Shit's fucked, you might as well murder her if you get the chance

People tended to make the donation anyway, that's the thing, you did the challenge just to challenge others, not to avoid paying.

Fat tummies are gross, though. Flat tummies are good tummies.

"user, you already hacked your Vita, right? if not you can learn how on /hbg/!"

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Fat tummies are for burying your fingers into and squeezing while the girl rides you.

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>too young to consent
>too young to be held responsible
>not too young to be forced to pay fucking child support
Christ, that's awful.

I've been kinda semi stalking one for some time now. Saw her by surprise at a mall right before mid summer. I got flustered and wasn't able to approach her. A lot of regrets were felt.

at this point they are the same thing

No, that's what wide hips are for.

legs>everything else

I need to see a photo from behind to make the call.

If she marries a guy and then she dies you have to pay child support to the guy

>High instead of hi
This got to me more than it should

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Sure.
e-hentai.org/s/7bb722bc73/952867-5

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donating to charities is just another way to line fat pig's pockets so that's a funny thing to get mad about

>yellow eyes.
Probably a demon, doesn't count

But that's gay, bro.

have a better redhead, you'll need it.

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I dumped my old hag of a gf for her daughter instead. Best decision I ever made. God I love cunny.

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>not having sex with someone before you make it exclusive
Yikes

You are incorrect

The person in the OP is actually a High Stacy. Like a High Orc or High Elf, she's a more evolved and powerful version of Stacy.

SHE'S REALLY REAL I KNEW IT

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The ass is phat but she could still stand to lose a few pounds.

based. Gays cannot be incels either so you have that perk as well

According to the police report she was just very drunk.

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Dear Chad user pls gimme advice cause I am too nervous around girls I find attractive

Have we met? Also show me them titties.

Get drunk, it's how I got laid for the first time.
Also, getting fit and knowing that girls don't think you are bad looking helps a lot with confidence.
Attractive people get away with being weird.

She sounds like quite the keeper.

She's pretty cute too.

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*squawks*

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videogames

>not keeping it in the freezer so it's extra crisp

>cutting your own hair
>cute
lmfao

Okay I'm drunk. Now what?

Get drunk enough to the point where you find everything funny and then go meet a girl.

came for this

I can hear the rattling from here.

Wouldn't it be simpler to just smoke some weed? Then the girls will flock to you for free weed like the degenerate whores they are.

mandadawn_ is her instagram

depends, girls who havent smoked before usually get really paranoid
if they stoners though then sure

Not every girl smokes weed, and I doubt you'll like the kind that you attract like that.
Plus, weed makes you sleepy, it doesn't make you feel more confident.
If you get high, there's a higher chance you'll just stay at home out of pure laziness.

kek

This is what tifa should have looked like

that would be super unethical, user

fucking tranny reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

100%
There have even been cases where people who tested negative as the father biologically still had to provide for the family.
whitmarshfamilylaw.com/man-forced-obey-child-support-order-despite-failed-paternity-test/
Kids are a scam and the world is already over populated enough.

>kids are a scam
imagine being this beta

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Good to know that the justice system doesn't actually care about objectively serving justice or the law and is just out to participate in emotional activism.

Nice tier
Black hair + blue eyes

Shit tier
Black hair + brown eyes

>private accounts

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I wasn't prepared for this feel.

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GOD TIER
>pretty girl
SHIT TIER
>not pretty girl

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If my mom looked like this I would try to fuck her.

What's wrong with tf2

? I'm ftrom Pakistan and I make this face.

MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Imagine being attractive enough for a woman to want to rape you.

Are you aware of how heavily photoshopped that image is?

Imagine.

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Having a few good moments are not worth it. Every young parent I see is miserable and hating their life.

No, that's just what millennials tell themselves because they are poor.
Women who don't have kids end up killing themselves, and men who don't end up bitter upon realizing that they are completely alone for the rest of their lives after their 20s.

>can't even get a girl to respond to my fucking messages

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>semi stalking
>Saw her by surprise
you're pretty bad at this stalking thing

>Why yes, I am from Pakistan and I do make this face. I do not know, may be that is just an Aryan thing.

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good goy

Someone who's been in and out of relationships their whole life doesn't appreciate the value of being in one since there's always another just around corner for them. It's almost impossible for them to ever be happy and they'll constantly be looking for someone/something else

You should make a move before she's taken.

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GIB

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Why do white people love the office so much

Jess, you are dating someone 30 years older than you.

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It's a fun show starting a cynical asshole who doesn't mind stomping on others.

Hmm...

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>he doesn't solely purchase games that are at minimum 40% off retail price

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>barely any tits, average face
>high stacy
jej

Based

So is our relationship but I guess that's just a game to you too

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Right in the Dad feels, user. Why is something that wholesome here on a Polynesian pointillism message board?

Yeah and you let Tyrone fuck your pussy that’s over five years old

without kids humanity would die within 116 years

My wife and I are trying to conceive so I have a lot of wholesome webms saved right now.

Feels good to not rectally prolapse every other week

unironically cute

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Fear not! I've taken active measures to increase the likelyhood of it happening again. The hard part is not acting like a total fucking creep.

That's really sweet actually.

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and the world would be a better place for it

yeh