Summer Games Done Quick 2019
Previously: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Any%) [Time: 0:19:52.9]
Now: Link to the Past + Super Metroid Combo Randomizer (Co-op Beat the games) [Estimate: 3:00:00]
Next: Chrono Trigger (Glitchless Any%) [Estimate: 6:00:00] (100% Donation Incentive Available)
Then: Finale (The End)
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megurankposter:
>doesn't do //s
>does it for attentionwhoring and for reddit karma reddit.com
>cherrypicks votes despite "hi/v/emind collective voting"
>gets angry if list is touched at all
miiarankposter:
>does //s
>couldn't care less about anyone's comments while shitposting on Yea Forums
>votes herself and no changes unless mentioned otherwise
>literally opposite ranks of megurankposter without the extra S ranks
Have sex
ARE YOU TEAM ZELDA OR TEAM SAMUS?
Was the health farming worth it
BOTH
TEAM YURI
>2 more hours of this
>ct next
Is speedrunning based or cringe?
have sex
well only one of them is a girl so ill go with metroid
Yanks arent funny
TEAM YURI
just stop watching then, the event is over. If you don't like this shit, just turn it off.
why not both
Guy on the right = people who think this run is cringe
Guy on the left = everyone else
that was 2013
>tfw banned from gdq twitch chat, irc AND discord
>AMERILARD """"HUMOUR""""
BURGERICA """"BANTER""""
>AMERILARD """"HUMOUR""""
BURGERICA """"BANTER""""
>AMERILARD """"HUMOUR""""
BURGERICA """"BANTER""""
>AMERILARD """"HUMOUR""""
BURGERICA """"BANTER""""
I want to eat out patty's hairy daddy ass
holy fuck I'm actually excited for ESA now
Who?
Secretly based
I want Samus to make me try alcohol for the first time while she laughs at me for not being able to handle it well.
Mostly cringe, occasionally has based moments.
megumin is based and you are cringe
>based or cringe
can you even comprehend the world outside of these 2 words?
Cringe as shit, nothing like old GDQ. Fuck you, tranny zoomers.
this
me on the right
Superwavedash for Samus!
Alright, that might be one of the best speedruns I've ever seen on a schedule.
It's both
Ok I think it's time to stop making threads for this money-laundering event
I could listen to Lack all day
sorry lads, not changing
SSS
Threadly reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières:
>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
>launders money using the GDQ event
Let's break 2 million this GDQ!
seethe
Based
cringe
actually based post
>ESA threads
Fucking GDQfags, go back to your tranny marathon
>GDQ threads
Please watch ESA with us
ESA...
Home
>Let's break 2 million this GDQ!
already did retard, update your shit
BAZINGA HOYP *HECKLES YOU* LE AMERICAN JOKERS *CLAPS*
make me
This looks like fun.
M O R E
what a zoomer tranny
when they attempted this in 2013 it was kinografie
At least it was before Malal swallow everything.
finally, an actual ban
>that faggot who doesn't know what to do because a girl is in front of him so he just doesn't touch her.
Good on him, he could have got #metoo'd.
I want a Xenomorph gf
Question: Can cringe be based sometimes? Is that what speedrunning is?
It can be based with the right runner. MM was one of the best runs I've seen. No cringe with good banter and commentary. They somehow made a 5 hour run not boring as shit.
Samus > Zelda
It not being 90% nintendo waiting-simulator shit automatically makes it better.
I just joined in mid-race, how the fuck does this work? It's two randomized ROMs in one that switches games automatically?
?
dont we all
patty is wonderful, you're all being fags
OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE HIS LEGS, LADS? HE DID THE FUNNY WALK HOLY FUCK BAHAHAHAHAHA
Why do you ESA shills jump into every gdq and preach how good your event is. Just gtfo. No one wants you here.
What happened to just doing a regular Super Metroid race as the finale?
What's with this wacky ass gimmick shit?
That's just gonna be a clusterfuck like all the SWAT 4 runs they've done at marathons
We've been over this.
What is happening is that immigrants are setting out of Africa with absolutely dingy boats that would never make it across the ocean, and the moment the see a rescue ship they flip it, so that they need to be picked up (rescued).
The people manning the ship can not drop them back at the country where they came from because of international treaties, they do not have permission to come to shore, even if it's to drop off former citizens.
The African countries know that the scam is happening, but they don't give a shit about losing low-lifes who'd pull shit like this. And I'm sure rescue workers are aware too, but they are not cold blooded enough to simply let those people whose boat was flipped to drown, which they would, since the immigrants often can't swim. It'd take very cold-blooded person to be willing to be responsible for death of several people.
This was fun for the first hour but now I just want it to end.
I want.
why would you fucking watch something you don't like instead of utrning it off? and you can't even say "I don't want to miss anything" what the fuck are you missing if you don't like the content to begin with?
the young man on the right of the couch said this wasn't an actual charity? clear rule violation
the run is fine
the donations and other side shit trying to take over isn't fine.
I missed Skyrim and Cave Story. Were they really that great?
I have a fantasy that I take Samus on a date and then we're on the sofa together and suddenly she puts me in a choke hold and I start to pass out, while I'm passed out she takes advantage of me and then when I come to she tells me I better take responsibility!
retards constantly dying during sm races turning them into a regular ass run desu, but this isn't any better
why did andy reset and skip the heart?
They have the same seed so both games have the same item placements. They're help each other find all the items and then racing to see who will finish first
What do I jerk off to until Chrono Trigger starts?
Hahahahaha that guy
I bet a girl would invite him into her bed and he'd nervously fumble and start talking about the weather and she'd have to gently grab his dick and guide it in for him
That has happened so many times now without major developements in route or tactics. People were getting bored of seeing same thing every year.
Me haha
Cringe as fuck desu. Maybe im not american enough to be amused by this shitty humor
Fuck GDQ I'm watching Jerma
patty used to be based, but now he's trying too hard
>every single one of them came out as gay except werster and dss
BAAASED BLACK MEN
What's going on and why is Ivan being so weird?
Zelda or Samus
SSS!!: PunchOut!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat / Super Bomberman 2 / SMW (blind race) / Dark Souls
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2 / Mort the Chicken / Glover / TRAG / Pac-Man World / Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage / Alien Soldier / Chasm: The Rift / RE2 / Divekick / Shrek XL / Last Action Hero / Nex Machina / Dead Rising / Remnants of Naezith / Metal Slug X / Metal Slug 3 / Chip and Dale / SMB3 / Invictus / Grand Poo World 2 / Banjo-Kazooie / MM2 / Tetris Effect / LoZ: MM
A: The Hobbit / THUG 2 / Marble Madness / Ranger-X / Half Minute Hero / Bloodstained: CotM / Super Mario Sunshine / Silent Hill 3 / Nuclear Throne / Starcraft / Jumper / TMNT 4 / Ristar / Cave Story / Minecraft / MM11 / MM3 / Zelda BotW / Bomberman 64 / Pokemon Let's Go
B: DMC / Spyro / TMNT 3 / Zombies Ate My Neighbors / Metroid / Castlevania: SotN / Metroid Prime / Skylar and Plux / Kirby Air Ride / Kirby 64 / Ape Escape / Crash Bandicoot 3 / PunchOut!! (arcade) / LoZ Randomizer / Furi / C&C / Sonic 3D Blast / Koumajou Densetsu II / Sly Cooper / Diablo 2 / HL / HL 2 / Rockman 4 / Tomb Raider
C: Sonic Generations / DKC2 / LoZ: Minish Cap / Final Doom / Bwaster Master / Solomon's Key / Jackal / Contra 3 / Ninja Spirit / Castlevania / Perfect Dark / Slipstream / Pokemon Crystal / Splatterhouse / Sylvester & Tweety / Clustertruck / Dark Souls 2 / Gauntlet / Mario Kart DD / Hyper Light Drifter / Cannon Spike / Skyrim
D: Portal 2 / Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / Outland / Contra / STFU / Timespinner / Castlevania: PoR / Prey / Uncharted / Monster Boy / Textorcist / Deltarune / Hylics / Laffy Taffy / Boogerman / LLB / Looney Tunes / Rhino Rumble / Aero the Acro-Bat / Octopath Travler / TAS Tetris / Transition / SMW (96 exit) / LoZ OoT
F: SMB2 / Ducktales 2 / We Love Katamari / Catlateral Damage / Castlevania DOS / FE Fates / KH3 / Quake / TAS MKWii
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 / LoZ: LBW / SMG 2 / TAS Celeste
Ω: Metroid Prime 2
This is the real problem.
I'm a boomer and I never read anything so confusing ever before in my life.
can cringe be based
cringe, as an emotional response
based on what
what the fuck is even this based shit
this shit was posted on reddit
can you commit suicide or something so I can get some peace of mind?
aha le epic make ur list backwards trick xD
Samus and or Zelda.
thanks for letting me know he's live, i didnt get an email for some reason
redpill me on ESA, based or cringe?
YEAR OF THE SPOON BABY
safe strats for not going to jail afterwards
learned it from keanu
That's the aussie list.
Yeah, HaHa XD
patty, obvs
Just join the ESA thread when it happens bro, you can come
the event sucks, the fapping is great
No problem user!
honestly, I'd say yeah
handsfree handholding
Andy got fat again lmao
Why ask a question you posted the answer to?
>retards constantly dying during sm races
The problem is that current fastest route is very lethal early on. In previous route it was common for runners to die later on in the game, but shit is just ridiculous now.
im gonna go watch both and like usual, you have no power to stop me
>It'd take very cold-blooded person to be willing to be responsible for death of several people.
the niggers are comitting suicide if they ride a boat looking to reach europe. nobody else is to blame. MSF and DWB are complicit in trafficking niggers into europe, there is no compassion or saving lives involved
wait did we finally kick cancers butt?
MM was pretty great, good chemistry between the announcer and runner made it a S tier run. Many things could have gone wrong to make it awful overall.
Like.. Eiffel 65.
>trihex is gay
Wtf what happened to his white wimmin?
It's not a race.
It's a randomizer of both LttP and Super Metroid that randomizes both games items across both games. They're both using the same seed, and can explore seperately, so anything one finds the other then knows about. Thus it's a co-op run.
>that tryhard faggot on the couch trying to make jokes every five seconds
Eat my hairy ass
Fell asleep watching fuccboi pokemon run
What did I miss in past few hours?
Anything worthwhile??
ESA looks better then SGDQ unironically. Going to enjoy it
God I want to fuck a cherrikissu furry so bad.
yeah cancer's gone
At least you're getting something out of this
>all speak broken english
>humor involves nothing but swearing in their shit accents
>less charisma than a wet bag of indians
>WHITE people think they funny
Kill yourself.
bertin and trihex are gay? Sources?
Based.
SGDQ has been DWB since 2013, before that SGDQ was autism awareness, but when they started phasing romscout out and turning SGDQ into AGDQ 2, they probably used their contacts at PCF to find someone to set up a similar structure that they have with PCF, with DWB for the summer event.
what happened to her bros
Patty getting hit by the bants.
Prize Goblin
Who's the artist for this?
This is so boring I literally feel like I'm about to fall asleep.
This run is genuinely comfy as fuck
I cant believe people here actually watch that unfunny piece of shit. I thought his audience was just children?
keep going
ESA sucks. Do not go to ESA threads! Do not watch ESA.
In fact, better if you just forget about it altogethere.
>Eiffel 65
I will never not be mad about this. That piece of shit ruined what was until his arrival a good run.
this would have actually worked as a race
would still not have been interesting but it would have at least been a speedrun then
Based Hiro
>Le reddit banz xDDDD
Jesus christ GDQ has fallen so far
So how's this run so far Yea Forums?
I want to lick Samus' abs!
Trihex still has his gf on stream sometimes
@kaeritai07
Why is Bomberman SSS?
Nintendo game speedruns are so fucking boring they are all hte same garbage navigate through a maze to collect items every single time
She used to be this hot?
??? He has a similar audience to Vinny teen to adults
Silly banter with ridiculously and impractical tricks.
This race is pretty based.
You're white.
so cancers butt is totally squashed right
>complains about reddit
>post reddit frog
ebin simply ebin
She hit the legendary wall
Do Americans really do this?
>Eiffel 65
stop reminding me of that
What's the official Tranny count so far?
who was in the right here?
based Icefrog
Haven't watched at all this year cause I can't stand the donation reading anymore. Any runs where they more or less completely shut the fuck up?
1, you
unf
>tranny arms
>speedrunning event for autism awareness
based
rip lewd
i want to hug this xenomorph girl(female)
This run is genuinely comfy as fuck
Stay dilated everyone!
Nothing comfier than a good night's sleep.
Another run which exposes the tourists.
Holy shit, American woman are ugly ass fuck.
Never going to stop holding a grudge.
Alright this guy seriously needs to shut the fuck up
Post peepee
Iceplug run was just pretty much great the whole way through and then afterward he talked a bit about that speedrunner that recently died and teared up then thanked everyone who works on video games. It was one of the most genuine moments at a GDQ.
this kind of shit is why people say /pol/ is bad for your brain, it erodes your ability to see humanity in others
Dammit why does 4chin I have to die right when I wake up..
Did someone post the alien pic again or something?
just shut the fuck up about trannys
ohhhhhhh no no no no no
Still pisses me off this and then chrono trigger is the finale. The biggest speed games should always be saved for the end. And that is 120 star Cheese/puncay race and ZFG OOT 100% along with the best received runs from years gone by score. They should be flown out every time on payroll.
>this singing
>patty drunkenly singing Undying
Are those runners cringing? I can feel it.
muted
>ywn forcibly be made samus' valentine
it hurts
PEAK CRINGE
OH MY FUCKING GOD
DAD MEMES
I like patty but damn I had to mute it
THE ABSOLUTE MADLAD
He did it the absolute madman.
now this is cringe
The madman actually did it what a fucming champ
This is why you can't get a date, user
She absorbed the calories from that water all at once
Eiffel 65?
>drumming on the runner's back
Patty fucking saving the run
I mean the unforgiven fuck I'm so stupid
incredible
Ok, here you go.
I'm more annoyed that the last games will feel like a let's play and not some dude speeding through and breaking my favourite games
tourist filter is working, it seems
>Why is there a long RPG ending the marathon when there is always a long RPG ending GDQ marathons I am outraged!!!!!!
The lack of protomagical makes this GDQ mostly FUN
Dialate, r*ddit.
kys
>see you in 10 years
oh fuck
>I would really prefer if you'd be quiet
Fairly low actually, Celeste TAS had a big cringe tranny but nothing too major.
Patty's always great.
Its neutral. Some runners are cringe magnets, but become based when they keep being real.
unironically B A S E D
I'm really hard right now.
Where can I get a girlfriend like this?
Mike fucking hates fun, watch him ban crowd interaction next event.
>Gif
im not opening that
Or this
Threadly reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières:
>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
>launders money using the GDQ event
Let's break 3 million this GDQ!
Somehow this feels gayer than traps
It's tradition to end with Super Metroid and a long RPG run you mongs. They've been doing it like this since the old days.
patty yes!
Patty's allowed exclusive access to physically touching Andy
transistor had like 4 or 5 trannies
Shoutout to the real triforce
MY POWER
MY PLEASURE
MY PAIN
wheres the other half of this picture?
Coolmatty hates fun. Mike is pretty alright
have sex, /pol/
is that Lana rain?
>Let's break 3 million this GDQ!
what a lazy pasta
Patty with the burns
Fuck that, these last 2 are the ones that I've been looking to the most.
you cant user!
no one can!
Cute squid boobies!
But why is it ending this early? SM usually isn't on until primetime EST
HOLY SHIT BASED BTFOING CHAT
>LE FUNNEH VOICES XDDDD
It's pretty based
durr based cringe tourist have sex newfag autist
>commentary devolves to autistic screeching into the mic
Yea fellas I'm bouta head out
Holy shit someone finally called out the fucking heckler.
Twitch chat BTFO.
twitchchat BTFO
bend over, Yea Forums
how do i get into speedrunning
>6:40pm isn't primetime EST
are you just pretending to be stupid
>appeal to antiquity
FF9 wasn't good. FF6 wasn't good. Even Chrono Cross my favorite RPG was merely okay. It should be THE best by democratic vote. And that IS sm64 120 star and OOT 100% by total player count on speedrun.com. Saving and killing the animals isn't fucking worth listening to. Orb is gay. Let go and accept progress. People WANT those runs. NOT this shit, it's such a downer way to play it out. A whimper instead of a bang.
Everything you like is one apparently
>almost every other pickup in Metroid is a rupee
Nasty
1. be autistic
>all these visitors in the thread
>iS tHiS eVeN rAnDoMiZeD
pffffft
Just tuned in
kek epic bants desu
Twitch chat BTFO XD eggsdee
When Mike used to be on the mic more, he would yell at people and tell them to calm down.
Also he's scolded people over PG-13 humor at this event alone.
I laughed and I'm a Boomer
they kept on schedule better than usual.
>theres a weekly racist
whoa you cannot say that
>samus.link leads to samus x young link /ss/
ABSOLUTELY
BASED
done and done, 2?
>linking to roms live on stream
What do you mean ending? SGDQ ends tomorrow, aka Saturday.
Sorry user but 3D = PD
Clearly the combo run is the "unofficial" closer.
The 6 hour Chrono run is basically the music starting during your acceptance speech. it's the credits rolling. The "alright man, this shit is over, time to move along" run.
>muh mario and zelda
kill yourself manchilld
Didn’t even read the post did you?
It is a mystery.
>Gdq is actually fun for once
>Yea Forums has a meltdown
Literally faggots
The run started at 5. That's not primetime.
>democratic vote
You are asking for failure
hello animegirlposter
onmigamer has a book on this, check it out dude
2
>FF9 wasn't good
FF9 was never at the end of a GDQ marathon ever. And by every objective metric, it was good. FF games raise shitloads of money and attract shitloads of donors.
Try to remember every once in a while that it's not all about you.
Celeste is bigger than either of those so I guess we're doing that instead.
>It should be THE best by democratic vote
So it should be Fortnite?
>Even Chrono Cross my favorite RPG
Bahahahahahaha
That brightly colored hair isn't doing her any favors.
>only 8k followers
wtf, this guy deserves better
>>Gdq is actually fun for once
zip zoom
>Gdq is actually fun for once
Where were you this entire event
what the fuck is so funny why is the audience cracking up at everything who is that one heckler that wont shut up what is going on
based and truthpilled
Because the Spongebob runner got fucking banned after he bought the plane tickets
Miyamoto is gonna crash down and yell NIGGER so they have to shutdown the whole thing
>le ebin cringe shit is fun!!!
you have to go back
>Got into speedrunning in 2007
>Never bothered to keep at it
>Could have been on stage right now
How did I fuck up so badly, bros?
step 1. beat a game as fast as you can
step 2. beat it again, but faster
step 3. repeat step 2
1. pick a game you like
2. no, one you REALLY like, like you've played it several times casually and can deal with its annoying parts for hundreds of runs
3. go to speedrun.com, find your game, check out guides, join the discord maybe to chat with other runners and learn strats
4. play it fast
>"Thank you doctor, I can finally make my way to Europe now"
2 MILLION HOYYYYPE
*claps*
i miss FERAL DRAGON PUSSY poster
A way to help is by following, and liking and retweeting the drawings you like
...
>her
Based actual retard.
Wait what? I was not aware of this? When did this happen at this event?
I'm sure you're doing something better with your life, right user?
lel
I was half awake during it but I'm pretty sure I witnessed a gay marriage in stream.....
>randomizer
>3 hours long
it's gonna be a big no-no for me jim.
reset
You could have also been a "girl" by now so ask yourself if it would have been worth it.
>found a game I might want to speedrun
>there's 1 guy on the leaderboard
>the first few minutes has a bunch of fuckups already
I think I'm gonna steal this guy's WR
Sounds like winning to me, looking at the freakshow that speedrunning communities are
How can you hate the visitors when you lock the regulars in the basement?
does he do porn?
>And that IS sm64 120 star and OOT 100% by total player count on speedrun.com.
120 star and OOT 100% don't have the most total plays on speedrun.com, you fucking mongoloid. neither are even the most popular category in their respective game.
1. Find an irrelevant game or category
2. Be the only person to run it
3. ????
4. PROFIT
atleast youre not a girl now
dodged a bullet i'd say
unless you're attention starved
Samus.link is just a resource for the randomizer. It very phrposfully does not contain any links to the roms themselves
Whew, what a hype run, I wouldn't wanna miss out on seeing this run live! I just need to get one more thing from the hotel room fellas, save me a seat!
Addendum = don't pick a game you like because you will very quickly start hating it and never be able to like it again, pick a game you enjoyed but could live without every playing normally again
what game
you might need to go consult your favorite twitch streamer for the answer
shut up cosmo
Would you a Skybilz?
>Still in the same bedroom
>On the same website
>Talking about the same shit
>With the same lack of funds
>Same lack of friends
>Haven't improved in over 10 years
Jesus christ kill myself
That is the SINGLE biggest regret in my life right now. I could have started transitioning when I was 19, not nearly 29.
Randomizers do not distribute copyrighted content
this but with youtube, i could be some b-tier avgn knockoff making big bucks rn
>Haha, ok man, if you see my girlfriend while you're out tell her I'm in the main room waiting for her!
yeah
I missed the explanation + first 20mins so this is not a race nor is it a speedrun?
If you were on stage a few years ago, you'd already be forgotten and stop speedrunning by this point. Most people do, speedrunning community is held together by bubble gum and after just a short time they realize they don't want to waste their time streaming something that makes no money instead of getting into competitive gaming where you at least have a chance to grab a sponsor and prize money instead of being nothing but a tool for a corrupt charity organization.
yes
I'm not telling, I need that WR
you would never be a girl
>celeste is bigger
No it isn't you delusional faggot.
The only reason no one runs 100% anymore is because ZFG optimized that shit. It's a classic. Everyone will forget those shit games especially celeste and Odyssey once something new comes along.
just tell me bro, I wont steal
I've been watching this on and off all week and haven't seen a real girl speed runner. Were there any?
same desu
You wouldn't have been happy, you wouldn't be a real girl, you'd be a horrible monstrosity with no way of ever reversing it. You can still make something of yourself.
CRINGE! JUST STOP POSTING! YOU ARE PATHETIC!
I'm gonna pass. Our kids would have tree trunks for legs.
only if her penis is smaller than mine
They're playing on the same randomizer seed and sharing info on where to find items, it's like, co-op finishing it.
It's a let's play
>Celeste is bigger than fucking Super Mario World
How did she do it?
>This non-race
Alright, we're getting into spicy territory.
HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT?!?!
Correct.
What's the point of having a WR if nobody knows it
I agree with this. You will end up hating the game you run so dont try and run anything you really cherish.
its a run
Now that SGDQ is almost over can we put the shitposting aside and finally agree that trannys are actually based
You can present as on, just like how /pol/ presents as white, even though they're 56% mutts.
Admitting to myself I'm trans was the best thing I've ever done with this pathetic life.
It's significantly harder to make money in esports than speedrunning, you dunce. That said, if you're at the top in e-sports you'll make far more money than top speedrunners.
>destiny 2
what the fuck?
BULLYING
I get depressed all the time because Samus will never force me to smell her. What's the point, honestly...
>where you at least have a chance to grab a sponsor
there are a number of sponsored speedrunners though
Does anyone here have copies of the clips from noircats twitch? Specifically the ones where he learns to play guitar and the "Number #1 incest stream" ones?
>tfw can speedrun but would never go on stage cause of major anxiety
needs a postman edit
why loli tummy covered in cummy
Hell no, trust no one, not even yourself
Good point, I'll post my WR when ESA rolls around
Every time I see this image it looks like a girl with only half a body and the other half is a tube.
Hardcore shilling from everyone involved.
>boo this man
>Im-fucking-plying democracy is a bad thing
Fuck this "speedrun".
>announcer is reading donations with the phrase "non-race" in them
Hmmm, I wonder what could be done with that...
with this attitude you're not going to get far in speedrunning
Trannys in your pornos maybe but real life trannies are disgusting
>Samus will never come home after a long day of killing space pirates and sit on your face
So is it over when you beat mother brain or ganon or both or is there an order?
?
wow me2
Both and the order doesn't matter.
I stand corrected, just not my cuppa i guess.
>Destiny 2
That sounds like it would either be really boring or really interesting.
That's Vicks Vaporub
Aw. I hope she feels better.
Check the pedestal, Goku!
ok Patty is alright
Stop
Holy fuck that king kai impression was spot on. Wtf
KAIOKEK TIMES FOURTY.PNG
Please just make it stop
Actually a pretty good impression
Certainly not with her writing, that's for sure.
>Celebrity guest commentary from King Kai
he hasn't even started yet
I love this madman so much.
>crap
BANNED (again)
is super milk chan actually good? [as] had it for a while
>crap
BANNED
I wish I had a tube that squeezes out a little girl.
Legendary run, almost Jak tier.
>FUNNEH VOOOOICE XD
is this peak american """humor"""?
This commentary keeps going from boring trash to pure gold.
Does he make it past this run?
>chrono trigger 100% about to not be met
>oot any% did and it was 50K more
it hurts bros...
It's raids speedruns, so it makes sense the active player count is high since you need 6 people.
>$1000 anonymous donation
kot
Almost all of those OOT runners are any% runners who got 3 pbs and quit lmao. Celeste has a far more active competitive community. Any% has more runners than any single OOT category.
that was me
>$75k in a little over an hour
It'll make it
It's an incredible shitpost of a show.
It's awful but you should give it a shot.
I wanna fuck mika but I don't wanna buy another fighting game i'll drop after getting destroyed for 10 hours
are any anons out there not using dark theme on twitch/ tommorow on Yea Forums? Explain yourselves.
This run is cringe and kino at the same time
have sex
Celeste gave me 2 inches of height and removed all of my bacne.
Maybe speedrunning their transitions
Shit I didn't even notice Proto missing.
Why did s/he/it stay home this year?
For me, Proto always was horribly forced, only to be surpassed by the prize guys forced antics that are super not funny. Scripter "banter" is just the fucking worst.
Also: Edobean with her fake high voice. I've recently seen her youtube channel and it turns out, she USED to talk (almost) like a normal person: youtube.com
compare that to the mickey mouse voice she puts on now all the time. Why would you do that?
>a donation incentive not being met
kek, first time?
Obsessed.
how long is ct 100% even?
It's gonna be met. Even if it isn't met, they'll pull some dumb bullshit like putting the money they've earned from subs and bits towards it or something.
>not using the alt player addon
I don't mistake dimmer lights as less strenuous on my eyes.
6ish hours i think
I do not wish to
why are Americans so cringe bros
Why does patty keep shitting on Andy? It's only banter if it's back and forth. One sided snark makes you a huge cunt.
It's worth it for the story alone
If it isn't met they'll do any%. 100% is a bonus incentive.
Based Soros
just rewatched this video, god dammit it gets funnier every time. but also sadder every time... rip cosmo
Patty's the dom in their relationship
obese
What switch games should I play with my sister?
thats pretty much his whole shtick
You don't know how they run this shit.
ESA has plenty of cringe now too, don't kid yourself.
Because Andy knows that they're just jokes. He's not a thin-skinned bitch.
Can they go over estimate? I can't even tell how far they are into this
I use halloween theme cuz it's comfy
Ah ok. I thought it was a bunch of masochistic madmen running the main campaign or something.
Seeing a run of Last Wish or something at GDQ would be kinda neat though.
This is fucking disgusting but I'd eat at least two.
What did he do? Story?
Yes I do you fucking mongoloid. The run is literally in the schedule as Glitchless any%. 100% is the incentive.
light themes are for subhumans
Can somebody please tell Patty that non-sequitur humor isn't funny for three hours straight
1-2 Switch
Because they are friends, cunt, and Andy is focusing
why is she balding?
>ask your parents to buy you some bombs
yup, banned
he said faggot two years ago on a twitch stream
Why, yes. I do eat my burgers in a bowl. How did you know?
>Why would you do that?
because it makes her "cuter" and gets her more betabux
anal investigator 4
You either have to find someone to start with if you don't want to get destroyed. Otherwise don't expect to win at a fighting game if you haven't played for at least 300hrs.
I prefer light themes
cheer up lad
Yump
It probably won't, especially with co-op..
What the fuck? Who the fuck puts butter on a burger, let alone that much.
And they'll stall as long as they want, including changing the run midway through to 100%.
Patty and andy are good friends, they go back and forth all the time. Andy just isn't firing back because he's focusing on the game.
fuck cosmo. little faggot bitch.
got upset because someone showed him the Yea Forums thread during one gdq and we were making fun of his goofy teeth.
then gets mirrored removed from the internet.
It's justice what happened to Cosmo
M8 you got a license for bein a cunt?
Today we learn that user never had real friends.
You could both switch between stroking and blowing me
>she
ow my eyes
He's gonna let something non-GDQ-approved slip before the run is over
Is there anthing more cringe than this?
Shut up you narcissistic faggot and let them run the game
would you prefer the Katamari runner back on the couch for two hours?
I don't because I don't live in a cave
it all stems from freemasonry and puritan Protestantism
Dis guy is gud
Dilate.
can't wait for the owen wilson impression.
Okay that bit got a giggle out of me
Sup Ma Ma 2, Smash (your) Bro Ultimate, NES Collection, pretty much everything but Zelda has decent multiplayer
You've never had a friend before, have you user?
>no (you) counter
dropped
I don't do it on Yea Forums because it would feel less genuine
This is based
This is spam
i'm probably gonna try and get into Granblue Versus when that comes out and git gud.
>reading out a comment calling it a lets play
wow
Stiv is the best fucking thing that ever happened in GDQ.
Wtf? Butter is GREAT if you work it into something, But just putting a solid fistful on a Burger is actually disgusting.
Or someone tell me I'm retarded, and that is actually some kind of shitty cheese that looks a lot like butter. That would at least be somewhat defensible.
retard
puwexil most likely didn't even prepare for any%
the only reason it's scheduled as any% is so that they can make some more shekels with the donation incentive
Why hasn't Patty been banned yet?
>Shut up about car keys
>Let him run the game
>That moment when you break the $2 million mark at #SGDQ2019
>this very real charity
Christ you're dumb lol. It's not like failing to meet an incentive hasn't happened before. They just don't do the incentive. That's it. Take off your tinfoil hat, it's killing your braincells.