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>smash
>fighting game
This applies to me sure, but I think I'm in the minority. Most of Yea Forums would get bodied even by their normie friends (if they had any).
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this is too relatable
i thought it was an onion article at first
>game where you fight
>hurr not a fighting game
Don’t be retarded
basically a scrub who beats on his friends and thinks he's hot shit
literally me
my friends suck and i go like 99% wins against them, but have a 10% winrate online
Based.
Also buy a Raspberry Pi, the Pi 4 is out now. You have no excuse.
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>friends get new game
>beat me at it every match
>practice myself overnight
>stomp all of them next time we play
>"this game sucks"
faggots i hate you
This is why I play single player, or in forced mulitplayer I'll play alone anyway [IE: World of warcraft. I don't play Death knight because its Edgy but because I can solo everything]
it's literally not my fault my sense of humor never grew up
close but no cigar
>pizza and beer
>not water and celery
Is there a worse fate than learning the basics but realizing you not only don't have talent, but are naturally absolute dumpster trash at the most basic fundamental gameplay no matter how much you learn and practice?
I routinely get bodied by absolute retards online because I can't into rock paper scissors on an existential level, but I know too much to ever play with casuals. Basically the absolute bottom tier of people who've learned how to play. I hate pvp.
>Friends are hyped about an upcoming game
>Free open beta
>Game is barely passable, no content at all. It's clear the launch will be lame and we should at minimum wait 6+ months
>Friends demand I buy it
>Against my better judgment I do just so I can play with my bros
>They quit on day two saying the game sucks
Why do I keep falling for this.
Buying $100 shit consoles like nes classic is the most retarded thing ever and trying to be a smug fuck and write an article shitting on raspberry users is just moronic
inb4 raspberry pi buyers remorse I just emulate everything on my PC
Go to your local. There are dozens of people there at that exact skill level
U S
G A M E R S
H U H
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Literally me in Tekken.
Can't get out of green ranks, but i have to sand bag, so i won't completely destroy my friends.
I had the same problem with Mario Kart of all games. Too good for any of my friends to play with me, not good enough to play in any form of tournament, since there was one in my city and I got demolished.
>games were you jump around on platforms
>fighting game
your argument is always the same and always retarded. you fight in 90% of all games.
hell Dark Souls fight clubs are fighting games by that logic.
Oh also I already have muscle injuries that go all the way to my forearm from playing too much to make it even worse.
i felt the same way when i got into a top 20 university
It's a mix between genres.
What the hell is this shit lmao.
Ah yes, Morrowind, my favorite first person shooter.
>get better than friends
>hit the wall where you realize you have to start practicing the meta to keep winning
>quit
this is me, every time
this was me and my friends at the Destiny launch
FUCKING CASULZ
for some people dark souls pvp (not even arena but invasion) is srs bsns, better be careful talking like this irl or they might bite you
It's a party game, nothing more.
When the fucking creator of the game said it's a party game and the entire concept and gameplay is build around party games, then it IS a party game.
arbitrary rules made by stinky autists don't magically change the genre.
The GOAL of the game is to fight, not jump on platforms, retard. Just because it does something different with the genre does not mean it isn’t the genre
Good job validating the point of the joke, dipshit.
Mario Kart is a racing game.
>shitting on raspberry pi users
its shitting on retarded annoying faggots like you.
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No, it's a party game, just like Smash.
>celery
do Americans really?
You're free to think that.
I love raspberry pi projects but this is too true.
Practically everytime a mini console or a emulator is announced.
>It's a party game, nothing more
In the same way street fighter is.
I had this same problem with Starcraft
We used to play 3 on 1 games just to be fair, and I'm not at all good at enough to play competitive
it would be more Yea Forums if it was somebody who hated a game with a passion and constantly shitposts about it playing it game for the first time and finding out it's kind of good
>not icecubes and chard
fuck off fatty
Triggered nintender
Let's say MK is a racing game.
How does that change the fact that Sakuai himself said that Smash is a party game?
and yet it's the most watched game at the biggest fighting game tournament in the world
every
single
year
how does this make you feel
Why the fuck would you even buy a pi when you can just install emulators on any other computer for free.
Sakurai can say that Smash is a racing game.
Then it wouldn't be a joke. It would be just stating a fact.
is street fighter 4players, has items you can pick up and you can jump on and hide behind platforms?
A lot of people watch Brood War tournaments, does that mean that Brood War is a fighting game? Is the NFL a fighting game because a lot of people watch it?
checkmate
>Durr, why are there so many unplanned pregnancies? What can we do to stop it?
>Hurr, why are you men playing vidya? Go out there and make babies.
You can never please literal boomers
>this is most of gaming expenditure now because normie buds only buy AAA $64 games that they play for 1 week
>meanwhile I'm still playing games like EDF4.1 (4) years later
>how does this make you feel
i fell nothing, just proves that money beats logic.
if a million people wanted to see Dark Souls pvp ate EVO, they would implement it and call it a fighting game, too.
i don't see brood war at evo
evo is a tournament that exclusively features fighting games
smash is the most watched game at evo
1 + 1 = ?
he said he designed it as a party game. you can't deny that and your argument doesn't work.
To be honest competitive gaming is bullshit.
It is not only YOUR skill, it is the skill of your team mates and basing every moment of free time in the game.
Fighting games are somewhat worse, the environment is full of trash / salty people. You can become a world class musician in the same amount of time it takes to be an EVO contender.
Great if you got the time and if you really love the game. I honestly hate playing the same damn game all year for hours.
like i get it, people do this. but it's mega frustrating seeing people spend this kind of money instead of literally googling "how to get lots of roms and emulators easily"
Literally name ONE (1) multiplayer game that is NOT a party game
Smash is a platform fighter designed to be played at parties.
Sakurai has also said that Smash is a fighting game. It's almost like it can be both, because fighting game is a genre designation and "party game" is functionally meaningless as far as categorization is concerned. "Game you play at parties or small get-togethers" is not a genre.
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This site is amazing.
Yeah, but it does finally have the fucking specs so I can emulate PS2 and Gamecube games?
I think fighting games are fascinating, especially from a biologic stand point.
Let's say you block an attack, that is -13 on block. Not only does your brain realize what attack your opponent used, then remember the frame data, then think about a what atatck you can use to punish and then input it in the controller, all in 12 frames, (12/60 of a second)
Tekken
What fighting game can you play with a fucking GC controller?
It gives me great pleasure to know that through the brave act of doing nothing save for playing videogames and scratching my scrotum I’m making some retards out there rage impotently.
I guess because the Pi is portable and can be hooked up to a TV anywhere. It's not useful to me personally but I guess it could be to some people. I don't use my TV for anything other than watching shows but I can see how console plebs would prefer playing games in front of a TV.
PARTY
TIME
BROS!
Tatsunoko vs Capcom dumbass
Shrek Super Slam
>tfw only friends that would git gud are becoming family men
>rest of friends quit once I git gud
>only other friend that would play often was older and would rage like crazy at me beating him in anything and I stopped hanging out with him when he became a raging alcoholic and broke a controller
I just found out a place locally used to have fight nights. Now there's nothing listed. God damnit.
Fortnite
but i go to tournies, i mean i dont place but i have beaten local top players and made upsets
Mario Party
passing the tutorial isnt learning the basics, if you dont play, study and practice exclusively a game for about a year with at most 2 chars you wont be good, shitter
Nah, you have the whole startup and active frames of the attack as well
If an attack has 12 startup frames, 12 active frames and 12 recovery frames, assuming it becomes recognizable on frame 1 you have 36 frames(a little over half a second) to decide what to do, given that you know that you're going to block it. And there's often a bit of hitstop thrown on top of that to make it easier as well.
L4D.
I initially read that as "I made people upset" which was way funnier than what was actually written
i cant deal w/ fighting game mechanics but i love the mind games. Thats why I like games like windjammers and discjam(wj clone). Much more accessible but you still get into the mind games. I also like twirling sticks around because when a games based around angles just how you twirl adds so much depth
absolutely based
Could never get into fighting games. I mean you take something like quake, sure it has a retarded high skill ceiling, but anyone can pick it up and play it at a functional level, building up their skill with time. Picking up a fighting game on the other hand and getting right into playing the game is literally impossible without hors of research and muscle memorisation.
t.20 hours in the genre at best
What's truely heartbreaking is looking at ugly.
>only 35 dollars
Damn son, should I pick one up? I've never owned one before what can I do with it? Can someone with no experience try and make an emulation machine out of it? Are there any guides for that?
Me in any racing vidya.
I got good enough with Ermac in MK9 to win regularly online but that's nothing to write home about.
what, eat celery? yeah. we put it in roasts, stews, soups, tuna, salads
sometimes we just dip it in mayonnaise and eat it raw. I heard some people put peanut butter and raisons on it and call it Ants On A Log. me, I like it with ranch
>smash
>fighting game
Oh shit you're right user my mistake. I'd have to say Zelda is my favorite fighting game
this is why you're an incel
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this site is pretty kek
overcooked
this is written like a shitpost but it's 100% true
>>only 35 dollars
then sd card, then case, then power supply, then bluetooth controllers, etc
>it's not derivative of Street Fighter 2 so it's not a fighting game
Gag me with a spoon
This me.
>about a year ago had a buddy I was stationed with who used to frequent tournaments and got top 8 on a few killer instinct ones.
I only won like a third of the time on good days but it was fun as shit.
>it's not derivative of Street Fighter 2
Neither are Virtua Fighter or Tekken but they're still fighting games with most of the universal concepts intact. And they take infinitely more skill than Smash despite retarded Tekken masher memes, the fact that Tekken's wavedash has no shortcut is proof enough alone
Touhou fanbase
dude, pokemon is my favorite fighting game
smash has wavedashes too.
Okay what is it then?
And no party game is not a genre.
>tfw is pretty much this in every video game
Fuck.
So /jp/.
>muh wavedash even though both melee and ultimate have it.
Yeah and they're easier than Tekken's, why do you think I mentioned shortcuts
First off, part game is a genre. What else do you call Mario Party and the billions of ripoffs it spawned? Secondly, there's a more casual offshoot genre of fighting games known as "brawlers" which is more like what Smash falls into. If someone asked for fighting game recommendations would you list off things like Def Jam and Power Stone? Probably not, because they're not serious fighting games, they're borderline party games you play for a good time with your friends. Brawlers
>evo is a tournament that exclusively
tell that to mario kart
Holy fuck this site is comedy gold.
No, childish women are to blame. I've been trying to land a date for years. It's the same shit every time. "oh I'm not looking to date right now". And I'm like "yeah right they're just letting me down easy because I'm ugly as fuck" but I see a girl 3 years later and sure fucking enough she hasn't dated anyone in that time Can't tell you how many times this has happened to me over the years. Girls have honestly fallen into the "focus on myself / my career" trap and it's destroying them.
I have two sisters - one got into a happy relationship at 20 that has lasted 10 years and the other "focused on herself" until she was 35 and then started looking for men. Guess which one is fucking happier. I'll give you a hint - it's not the one who keeps complaining at every family gathering that no guy wants to go out with her because they're "too intimidated" by her income and that she "shouldn't have to ask them out" anyways because she makes more money than them.
It's like the herbivore man problem in Japan only it's herbivore women. They are completely unwilling to make any form of commitment.
>he doesn't like Def Jam and power stone
Look at this idiot and laugh.
I hate women
They're not easier.
Tekken wavedashes are literally just fucking dp motions.
Where did I say that user? I like both of those games AND I like Smash. But they're not good or deep competitive options when it comes to picking a fighting game
You people are fucking retarded
You are comparing games where battling is one aspect of a larger picture to a game where man-to-man combat, AKA FIGHTING, is LITERALLY THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT.
Nah, most games have cheap mashy moves that you won't be able to deal with until you're a few ranks above your opponents in terms of skill. Tekken falls victim to this a lot, you can know the theory 10x better than your opponent but that doesn't matter for shit if you don't know their strings and your reactions are too shitty to punish their Snake Edges or break their throws.
Yeah okay go ahead and webm yourself performing King's wavedash or KBD any time. Any retard can look at the motion and go "that's easy" but executing it fast enough without dropping momentum and being able to protect yourself/execute moves out of it is a different story. Smash just requires you to hold df
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>Blah blah blah blah
Nice blog post
You should stop being a retard and stop thinking this will happen anytime soon.
>unwilling to make any form of commitment
That and they are wishy washy and avoid confrontations at all costs unless they can chew somebody out.
Mario Party's a board game with minigames from different genres.
And how does being a casual offshoot of fighting games make it not a fighting game? I understand that fighting games are generally considered competitive and for the most part follow certain conventions, but I think it's kinda silly to gatekeep such broad terminology.
Hey Morty, I turned myself into a pedophile Morty, I am Pedophile RIIIIIIICK!
>I'm entitled to Stacy's attention because she has no other options!
This sure sounds like a you issue rather that a Stacy issue
This is litterally me except I'm not good enough to even be good online.
okay, WWE is my favorite fighting game
same, fuck meta imo. but i hate when it's clear you're at the wall, and have to accept that the meta is true
I played it last year when I was sick and it honestly is a masterpiece, but it's subtle. You can tell who actually is and isn't into video games by WHY they think Earthbound is a great game. People will bring up the satire and shit but that's just part of it. There's a lot more going on.
Thats when things stop being fun also. Meta is the most boring way to play games
And you’d be right because wwe games are fighting games
Hello Yea Forums, do you still hate Attack on Titan?
Everyone is to blame because human beings are fucking trash in general and we've entered into an age where we've started rejecting the virtues that we used to pretend to care for in order to dress up and look prettier to our dissonant minds. We've finally gotten over the stage of denial and stopped pretending to be creatures of virtue.
I'm not entitled to it, but somebody should be. There are so many fucking single 30-year-old women who are STILL going around acting like they have time to "focus" on themselves. It's like, lady, that fucking 28-year-old over there has been in two relationships that both ended amicably, she knows what she wants, she's willing to put out on the fifth date, she's got experience. You're going to meet fucking Prince Charming and she's going to steal him from you because you don't have a fucking clue what you're doing.
I'm stuck at 80k GSP in Smash.
me in literally every game
life is pain
better to be laughed at than wrong
>no guy wants to go out with her because they're "too intimidated" by her income and that she "shouldn't have to ask them out" anyways because she makes more money than them.
the eternal woman
>better than everyone you know
>worse than most people online
dude shut the fuck up.
women are literally becoming too fucking annoying to even get along, much less get into a relationship with.
there's a reason most people get divorced these days, women are fucking entitled and they NEED the world to revolve around themselves, guys are getting tired of that.
Same here, man. I'm just wildly inconsistent to where some days I'm a fucking machine that downloads and beats players that normally stomp better players than me then other days you'd think I just drank myself retarded before the set. Either way it's fun and I like shooting the shit and playing with people.
The worst situation ever is when some people hype you up to be some bigshot who is good at something and some guy no one knows beats you and that guy smugly looks at you with a hint of disdain, like you've committed a crime and everyone who hyped you up before just gets disappointed like you've betrayed them.
Fuck you guys for putting such high expectations on me.
but nu-Yea Forums loves attack on titan and other shonen shit
That's not my point, what I'm saying is that in fighting games I never lose IRL... But online I'm always taking a beating and struggling to just survive.
There's no serious competitive scene in here.
>pick character you enjoy
>do well in friend groups or locally
>decide to get serious
>realize character is competitively shit tier, lacks tools or takes way too much work to win
>try to use character competitively since they're the one you really like
>basically beating head against wall and ceases to be fun since you keep getting wrecked by characters that have better everything
>try to convince long time normie friend to get edf on humble bundle for 12 bucks
>loves bullshit like BR games and destiny
>plays the game without me for literally 10 minutes online without any guidance or knowledge
>this game sucks, i don't want to ever play it again even though it's a coop experience and i paid money for it
This was the day I stopped caring about what my friends wanted to play, they are all tasteless retards who would rather play trash like Apex Legends and Rust.
Mother fucker tried to get me to play Rust, bought it and only played it for 1.5 hours before abandoning it. lmao. I ain't falling for that shit anymore. I knew this guy for about 17 years and he hasnt changed at all.
You seem like you're just blindly lashing out at women instead of actually responding to anything I said in any of my posts
it's not lashing out at anyone, modern women are a ridiculous people and the most incredibly hypocritical people in the surface of the planet.
being "focused on career" is a way of dealing with the fact they're bitches and no guy can put up with them fore more than 10 minutes.
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These guys seem like cucks. MUH US CONCENTRATION CAMPS!
but smash wavedashes are 2 buttons and a direction which is literally easier
>consistently the best player on my team
>consistently lose
I had like 400 hours in UMVC3 but felt the same way as he describes.
C O P E as fuck shitter
>tfw one good fightan friend stopped playing
>gets frustrated at the smallest shit when he plays now
>kept trying to get me to buy OW and Siege a while back
>plays nothing but those, BR games and LoL now and nothing else
I miss playing with you bro.
Lmao ok this one got me
Oh hey, it's me with Tekken. Friends stopped playing with me. At work we had game tournaments and stopped doing Tekken ones since I always won. It's literally the only game I'm not absolutely shit at, but not good enough to win anything more than maybe a small tournament.
>make slightly off-meta pick
>team flames and leaves
this is so me dude haHAAAA
>in Metal Gear Solid you can punch soldiers
That must mean Metal Gear Solid is a fighting game
>in Metal Gear Solid you can also shoot people, with guns
That must mean Metal Gear Solid is a third person shooter
>in Metal Gear Solid, the DARPA Chief gets a heart attack and you can punch Meryl
That must mean Metal Gear Solid is racist and oppressive against women
>Go to friend's birthday party
>They're playing Smash
>A lot of normies are there
>Wipe the floor with them
>"user, why are you moving your fingers so fast?"
>"The controller is so loud when you play!"
>your good fightan friends all turned into hardcore TDS types who only want to talk about how shitty trump is instead of playing vidya now.
>2 of them aren't even Americans
>see how they are doing and they are just stuck in the LoL/BR NPC loop look as well
I know that feel. Glad I didn't look back.
>used to play TTT2 with friends
>one friend finally comes over and we decide to do 2v2s
>this friend and I get on a team and are dominating
>everyone else gets salty
>tells us we can't be on a team then no 2v2s
>both of us stomp individually
>"Let's play a different game anons."
>tekken tag 2 still banned at fight nights
>feeling a sense of achivement at being King of retards.
Childish women are the ones that have kids early.
>24
>On my way to get a useful degree in a field that pays well
>/fit/
>Girlfriend is 18
>Girls my age don't like it and think I can't "handle" a girl my own age
>In reality, we're both really happy together
That was like my sisters:
>Younger sister has been monogamous with the same guy for 5-6 years
>Since she was 18-19
>They're engaged and have a home at a young age
>Older sister got "accidentally" pregnant at 32 with a beta she never gave a chance to years ago
>Was genuinely unhappy before that
Hey man, King of Retards 98 UM is a good game.
I knew that feeling.
In the mid 00s before SF4 but before I could afford a car to drive hundreds of miles to LA to play people other than my locals.
Yea Forums doesn't pretend to like Mother though
Mario Kart is a racing game you absolute fucking retard. Just because it has jumping or a few weapons doesn't negate the fact that you race in cars, in race tracks, do a bunch of laps, and the 1st place wins
Same reason why Smash is a fighting game too, and Power Stone (dreamcast) is too, and For Honor also is a fighting game. Because the main objective of the game is to fucking fight. God, autists like you are the reason the fighting game community is so shit, anything that's not 1v1 on a 2D plane is not "real" fighting
I hope you get punched in the face, fall, hit your head on the curb and fucking die you retarded nigger
It's not a racing game for the same reason Smash isn't a racing game: it has more party elements dictating gameplay than [genre] elements.
>Smash isn't a racing game
I meant Smash isn't a fighting game, but I guess both apply.
>been trying to land a date for years
Highly doubt it, or you're just ugly.
You've got to take the initiative and just not care. Life won't be like what you think. Women are often just as desperate as you are.
You just won't take charge and act like their champion. Women in their mid-20's to early 30's actually like that. I find that annoying but, they kind of want that fantasy thing. Definitely not going to be in your mom's van or some shit however.
You might not be what they're looking for. Dunno, don't really care.
You never know when you're going to need a micro usb to ETHERNET cable.
the genre evolved and you're just a nostalgiafag left behind
kart games are more popular than your "pure" racing games, and smash is more popular than your "pure" fighting games. That should tell you something
You are mischaracterizing me, I actually like combat racing games like Wipeout and CTR.
>that one time when your box became useful because the power cord of that came with new monitor was fucked
i read this, and i should not have read this, and i think i injured some kind of muscle in my arm because i clenched my fist so hard in anger without my body being ready. i assume everyone involved in the making of this image has already died, it's the only thing that gives me solace now.
Fuck this piece of shit. Netflix eva is bad because they redubbed it
I'm reminded by a guy in his early 30's who was put on a date by Howard Stern. The girl was in a wheelchair but really attractive. The dude kept eating with his mouth open like a fucking moron and literally would not stop eating. Like he came there to eat rather than go on a date. I've never heard anything so fucking bad.
The dude seemed to have no fucking social abilities and hell, I would have left the table as a guy, Even moaned over the taste of the cheeseburger. I hated the guy from the audio. I would have walked away. There's such a thing as fucking hopeless.
so you admit that CTR (and Mario Kart) are racing games, since "combat racing game" is just a sub-genre of racing games. You could also say Smash could also be a "party fighting game", a sub-genre of fighting games.
Party Game still sounds like a useless name though, unless it's for games that are really just a collection of mini-games like Mario Party or Crash Bash
>“Praise the mighty Waluigi! Come to the Gaza strip and wash away our bloody conflict with your cleansing cum!” said one Twitter user @CumOnDownToPalestine, echoing the sentiments of thousands of other users who had turned #WaluigiCum4All into a worldwide trending topic.
This is why the West is fucked.
I'LL BRING THE WATER LADS
>Pokken is so dead not even r/Kafaggots remember about it's existence
Vanguard Arena better be good
Not a fighting game, a beat em up. In a fighting game the enemy is also player controlled.
Yes
Yes
What do you mean by that user. I don't get what you meant at all.
Huh?
ok that got a laugh out of me
>In a fighting game the enemy is also player controlled.
>what is playing against AI
Cringe....
there isn't enough multibreast non-furry porn
This, just got saved last week by the boxocords.
Nah I'm actually legit so I don't know this feel.
how the fuck did everyone miss this?
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im an expert in my field
this implies Yea Forums has skill in fighting games when they are far and away the genre Yea Forums is worst at
Earthbound being satirical and weird isn't what makes it good. What makes it good is that it is a genuinely good RPG with a genuinely good story.
Retropie is a complete distro made appositely for emulation. But you need to buy an SD card yourself foe the OS. And a power supply if you don't have one that can output 2.5A
>tfw you're good at multiple games and genres but get bored if you play the same game for too long
This was my life with Smash Bros. In college.
This happened to me with MK11 the Story mode was fun, but i can't bring myself to beat the towers, so there's there collecting dust
I like the term platform fighter better
>Now that you’ve downloaded and installed all of your favorite SNES roms, all that’s left is closing your emulator and finding a forum or article where people are expressing joy about something. If you followed all of the steps correctly, you’ll be ridiculing people for the way they pursue their hobbies in no time!
This is amazing!