Give me ONE reason she can't be in smash bros
Why do you anime faggots continually insist on ruining Smash with your anime cringe? There are dozens upon dozens of fighting games that feature nothing but scantily clad schoolgirls who will make embarrassing noises when they win/lose. Don't bring that cancer into Smash.
Illya deserves the spot better
>touhou
>anime
because I like seeing smashfags getting upset
I never even played a smash game in my life
>touhou is anime!! but fire emblem isn't!!
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Armpits are shit. Sideboob is where it's at
>scantily clad schoolgirls who will make embarrassing noises when they win/lose.
>bad
>BING BING WAHOOO
>KINO
BING BING REIMUUUUU!!
I'm pretty sure he is an "anime swordsman" poster
Because you are trashley fags 2.0,and the great soccer eye hates trashley fags.
>hating on ashley
>hating on reimu
reimu has both
God I wish that were me
better than that sausage fest where you surround your fat mouth with all those cocks you gorge upon
because nobody knows what the hell this is other then you loli lovers and some randos in japan
America would give a big "Who the fuck' to this thing in smash
>Touhoufags are waifufagging elitists
>combine this with their fear of normalfags/ironic weebs
>Reimu is added as a character
>this pushes Touhou towards the limelight
>new fans flood in and discover the decades of shitposting
>start spouting old memes like a bunch of TF2 players
>/jp/ gets a heart attack and gets catalog bombed
>Yea Forums tries to raid /jp/ during the initial reveal and /jp/ mods accidentally ban a bunch of /jp/ posters during the chaos
>/jp/ also enters a new era of paranoia because they think their board will be invaded when nobody gives a fuck about them and their idolshit anymore
>Touhoufags and /jp/ being forced to talk about the games again mindbreaks them
>Touhou threads on Yea Forums get insta-derailed by Twitter screencaps of random people saying ignorant shit about the games (and Touhoufags are too autistic to ignore them)
>a LOT of porn, mostly armpit screenshots of Smash Reimu
>people speculating about what musical tracks will be in and how hard Sakurai will suck EOSD dick
>Marisa and Sanaefags not shutting the fuck up
>three dozen reaction videos of nobody e-celebs acting confused
>at least half of them are making generic waifu jokes because they have no idea of who Reimu is
>collective outrage and confusion from western characterfags
>Neptunia/Love Live ironic weebs latch on Touhou
>they start bringing fumos to EVO
>they start banning fumos at EVO
>Gokufags become even more obnoxious because "an anime character is in"
>the bullet hell difficulty attracts souls-like fags and e-celebs
>TOUHOU RAGE COMPILATION #7
>TOUHOU RAGE COMPILATION MUST WATCH #19
>TOUHOU: THE DARK SOULS OF SHOOTERS, ANIME-STYLE
>GAME THEORY - THE TRUTH BEHIND HAKUREI SHRINE
>clickbait.com - HOW TOUHOU WAS AHEAD OF ITS TIME BY INTRODUCING A NON-BINARY CHARACTER (insert Wriggle here)
>Jap sites can't stop cumming and laughing at the Fatesfags
>2ch is on full shitstorm mode because she was a Sans tier meme choice
>Pixiv gets nuked so hard by crossover art that it becomes unusable
cringe
Irrelevant
Cancerous community
Unfitting
There are way better choices
I gave you 4, now go back to your containment board.
We are talking about touhou, not dragon quest
>Irrelevant
duck hunt/wii fit trainer/dragon quest on the west
>cancerous community
sonic and pokemon
>unfitting
wrong
>there are way better choices
there were way better choices then fucking incineroar and we got him anyaways
the best timeline
because cirno is the strongest
Maybe I'm not remembering his stance on this kind of thing, but wouldn't ZUN mostly be against Reimu being in a big IP like Smash?
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Sounds pretty entertaining desu.
more popularity=more porn
i see nothing wrong with this
You will die before getting to wank to even 10% of Touhou porn