Why aren't you playing overwatch user?

why aren't you playing overwatch user?

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Because I'm not a brain dead American

Because watching sfm porn gives me a better experience

Who can I main and win with?

because I'm a heterosexual male

Hana Song is the most perfect of Blizzard's creation and alone justifies OW's existence

>Go to literally any store
>Only OW Merchandise is of D.Va
>Non D.Va OW merchandise doesnt sell

I feel like they made a mistake casting Tracer as the face of the game.

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FPBP

Because that plain looking annoying cunt Dva is still in the game

No, but you certainly are a braindead and obsessed cuck.

Dva announcer for both SC2 and HOTS sold really well too.

Its just boring, skins dont really count as meaningful content

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The biggest mistake they made was pandering to weeaboos.

>projecting this hard
faggot

>tfw Overwatch Leauge is having to role lock the game becuase they cant balance it

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solo queue isn't nearly as enjoyable as it used to be and healing 5 incompetent players isn't fun.

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>boyfriend no longer plays the game
i used to be balls deep in his ass while he played lucio on ps4 but now he doesnt even play videogames. I hope overwatch 2 brings back the normies i miss fucking him while he talked to his friends on discord

>mention American in passing
>they get assmad and defensive immediately
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

they forced E-"sports"
they balanced the game based off E-celebs
they nerfed roadhog
they don't have variety in game modes.

Cause it's an absolute piece of trash and it was obvious from the start.
It's a forced game. The higher ups at Activision Blizzard saw the massive income Riot was getting from league at the time and said "we want a piece of that". They aimed for the esport crowd that made league a toxic hellhole and they got exactly that. Forced esport presence. Cringe inducing "story".

They turned my waifu into a dyke.

>I feel like they made a mistake casting Tracer as the face of the game.
I think the same, but I also think if they didn't no one would care for her kinda like Zarya but without the niche

not enough handsome mens

There's better games if you wanna fap to D.va.

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>every level plays exactly the same
>champions have playstyles, players do not have playstyles
>the most wasted potential of the decade
>Great characters trapped in a shit game

Game went to shit, its only good for porn now

GrEatESt nAtIOn oN eArtH

This.

You guys have to stop expecting people as these largely intelligent creatures with elegant largess. Most people are fucking stupid and glad to be that way. Stop giving people credit where it isn't due, Anonymous is perfectly fine being a retard and you getting and whining about how "it's not ok to be a retard," isn't going to suggest any newer or better designs.

It is a shit tier game with dull and repetitive gameplay and shit community.

>Solo queue Comp.
>4 dps when playing Defense
>Time to play attack
>5 dps instalocked
This is why. And not to mention skins are underwhelming. The only time to play this is on events.

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Mostly because the heroes are too shallow and boring to play. Also the maps and modes are pretty shitty.

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Looks like the sims, but I've never seen a d.va that looks that good, link?

It was made by an user so you should know where to go.

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Sadly I'm not the big on the sims scene, so I wouldn't know where an user would post those kinds of things.

ditch those losers and paly with me baby

Have you ever considered /vg/?

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Only downloads I find in the /vg/ thread don't look as good as your screenshots, unless it's just poor screenshots that don't properly capture their quality.

user there's two or three D.va's on the spreadsheet, use the latest one. As for Ahri and the FE chicks, you'll have to make a tumblr account and ask some fag to share. These screen shots aren't even mine if you can't tell by the file name.

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I see, well thank you for spoonfeeding me, user.

Enjoy.

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