Summer Games Done Quick 2019
Previously: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Any%) [Time: 0:19:52.9]
Next: Link to the Past + Super Metroid Combo Randomizer (Co-op Beat the games) [Estimate: 3:00:00]
Then: Chrono Trigger (Glitchless Any%) (100% Donation Incentive Available) [Estimate: 6:00:00]
Later: Finale (The End)
The GDQ mascot is a cutie.
My run's up next, wish me luck!
SSS!!: PunchOut!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat / Super Bomberman 2 / SMW (blind race) / Dark Souls
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2 / Mort the Chicken / Glover / TRAG / Pac-Man World / Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage / Alien Soldier / Chasm: The Rift / RE2 / Divekick / Shrek XL / Last Action Hero / Nex Machina / Dead Rising / Remnants of Naezith / Metal Slug X / Metal Slug 3 / Chip and Dale / SMB3 / Invictus / Grand Poo World 2 / Banjo-Kazooie / MM2 / Tetris Effect / LoZ: MM
A: The Hobbit / THUG 2 / Marble Madness / Ranger-X / Half Minute Hero / Bloodstained: CotM / Super Mario Sunshine / Silent Hill 3 / Nuclear Throne / Starcraft / Jumper / TMNT 4 / Ristar / Cave Story / Minecraft / MM11 / MM3 / Zelda BotW / Bomberman 64 / Pokemon Let's Go
B: DMC / Spyro / TMNT 3 / Zombies Ate My Neighbors / Metroid / Castlevania: SotN / Metroid Prime / Skylar and Plux / Kirby Air Ride / Kirby 64 / Ape Escape / Crash Bandicoot 3 / PunchOut!! (arcade) / LoZ Randomizer / Furi / C&C / Sonic 3D Blast / Koumajou Densetsu II / Sly Cooper / Diablo 2 / HL / HL 2 / Rockman 4 / Tomb Raider
C: Sonic Generations / DKC2 / LoZ: Minish Cap / Final Doom / Bwaster Master / Solomon's Key / Jackal / Contra 3 / Ninja Spirit / Castlevania / Perfect Dark / Slipstream / Pokemon Crystal / Splatterhouse / Sylvester & Tweety / Clustertruck / Dark Souls 2 / Gauntlet / Mario Kart DD / Hyper Light Drifter / Cannon Spike / Skyrim
D: Portal 2 / Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / Outland / Contra / STFU / Timespinner / Castlevania: PoR / Prey / Uncharted / Monster Boy / Textorcist / Deltarune / Hylics / Laffy Taffy / Boogerman / LLB / Looney Tunes / Rhino Rumble / Aero the Acro-Bat / Octopath Travler / TAS Tetris / Transition / SMW (96 exit) / LoZ OoT
F: SMB2 / Ducktales 2 / We Love Katamari / Catlateral Damage / Castlevania DOS / FE Fates / KH3 / Quake / TAS MKWii
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 / LoZ: LBW / SMG 2 / TAS Celeste
Ω: Metroid Prime 2
threadly reminder, don't be like megurankposter, be more like miiarankposter
megurankposter:
>doesn't do //s
>does it for attentionwhoring and for reddit karma reddit.com
>cherrypicks votes despite "hi/v/emind collective voting"
>gets angry if list is touched at all
miiarankposter:
>does //s
>couldn't care less about anyone's comments while shitposting on Yea Forums
>votes herself and no changes unless mentioned otherwise
>literally opposite ranks of megurankposter without the extra S ranks
CUTE THREAD
painted fingernails
Threadly reminder
why isn't Astolfo the GDQ mascot
good luck kot
AYAYAYA we cute chat?
good luck, kot!
Move OoT to F tier. People paid 300k for it.
RAPE RAPE
SEXUAL ASSAULT
RAPE
THREADLY REMINDER:
ORANGE MAN: GOOD
DOCTORS: BAD
How much money have you laundered through SGDQ this year?
>runners can't even destroy a pinata
the world is a vampire
beat the shit outta that piñata
SSS
CUTE THREAD
Based and redpilled
Why is is had half deep in that guys ass?
>cardboard piñata
>"why can't we break it?"
>flabby weak fucks can't even pop a pinata
This is why you don't hold up a pinata with your hands, it will leave your grip before the pinata is destroyed.
When was the last GDQ event that had a Super Metroid race?
>Japanese chat
I really wonder what the nips think of these shitfests. Do they also hate cringe and trannies?
dude that carpet
I prefer the animal alien from AGDQ and wish someone drew porn of it.
>Check back on muted stream to see if next run has started yet
>See Raisins
Ok.
>doesn't identify as female or some other gender
>cultural appropriation
baka
>that fucking chad swing
Guys please help me I just sold my house, my car, my games, and my wife's son to donate for the OoT speedrun. What do I do now?
fuck off reverse shitposter
that was actually fun
>expecting these virgins to have any upper body strength
Fuck, I want them, I love raisins.
Enjoy the raisins bitches
Why was the big man trying to anally assault this lad?
>desk guy being justified with holding the shield up
>failing to break the pinata
>raisins
Based
$5 SWITCH
c'mon v do you not want those pins? they were touched by the goblino
Holy shit that was chaos. What the fuck was up with that dude in a leather jacket looking like he was ready to beat someone with the bat? And then the manlet tried to finish it off and did nothing. That is one of the only actual funny bits they've ever done even if it was unintentional.
Was the MM run last night as comfy as the WW run earlier this year?
THE RUN WAS SUPPOSED TO START 3 MINUTES AGO AAAAHHHHHHHH
More than Yea Forums
>the soys needed chads to break a children’s birthday party game
get some sleep user
underrated post
I'll donate if and only if the goblino cums on the pins
Let's be fair, the fact they are OUT OF SHAPE NERDS doesn't help their attempt either.
>"I love raisins, this is probably the best outcome for me."
>"Gross."
This is actually entertaining.
* Mexican Loot Box
>6h Chrono Trigger coming up after the combo game
based and raisins-pilled
>I need to brace this dude but holding onto his hips is gay
>I know I'll stick my hand down his pants to grab his belt!
>...wait a minute
CUTE THREAD
i am in the back of that webm :)
Similar but without KABOOOM bullshit.
Yikes.
A friend once gave me chocolate but it turned out to be raisins covered in chocolate.
The raisins completely ruined it
Have there been any good runs this year? Haven't kept up because they all looked boring
Nonny, are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, Nonny?
They’re hours behind bro
i unironically love the prize goblin
based
What about gymcels?
>tfw no snek gf to molest me in my sleep
Thank god for Prize Goblin's wonderful, greasy SOUL.
>comfy
The announcer and constant KABOOOOM were annoying as fuck
There's also more on paheal.
lmao
OK
whore out yourself and your wife for 100% glitchless
>That reference to wielding the bat
>Sent has probably seen this
so, is linkus gay?
could be 12h
Raisins are actually okay on their own but disgusting with chocolate or when you are tricked into eating chocolate raisins
Did you girls remember to buy your patch?
theyetee.com
>KABOOOOM
Oh god I had completely forgotten about that.
A year or two back they used music from some old golf game during a break.
Anyone know what song I'm talking about?
all the japanese people i talk to online hadn't heard of it before i told them i was watching it
I made this randomizer :)
They get to smash the bussy there
Kill yourself.
>this nigga literally drawing a bat and swinging it as if it was a katana
How the fuck has GDQ and the yetee not been assrammed by Nintendo's lawyers yet?
Same. GDQ would be shit without him there.
Who is the qt3.14 pa2t3.1415926 talking she sounds cute xD CUTE!
random condomizer?
What THE FUCK was that? Is Skybilz ACTUALLY having a stroke?
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
PATTY ON COUCH
>patty and andy again
this run is gonna get banned
okay that epoch patch is pretty cool looking
Kek.
Who is THIS anime harlot?
Not in cookies or anything, that's just disappointing. On their own they're great.
Very based, fuck people who hate them.
legit thought he just said daddy
thank god that wasn't the case
Run fucking ruined before it even started.
Fuck yeah, patty's here
HERE
WE
GO
What does the Chrono Trigger estimate increase to if the incentive is met? I thought the event was supposed to end tomorrow.
P A T T Y
A
T
T
Y
I WANT TO CREAMPIE SUMICHU
SENT TO DRIANNNEEE
I wish Patty attended ESA so I could get him to be my couch commentary.
>Never donated
>Never will
Fuck charities and fuck retards that think their money is being spent anywhere but lining pockets and in a charity company vault to essentially be a rich jew's second tax exempt wallet.
lmao
Time for BASED run!
Nintendo fears the charity tranny
hope you enjoy pattys last gdq
ALRIGHT Yea Forums TIME TO DECIDE
ARE YOU TEAM SAMUS OR TEAM ZELDA?
>if I say it ironically, it's not true
GDQ has the jews on their side
Price Goblin is specced to cause status effects and debuffs, not hit hard.
user that dated a qt transgirl that let him suck her dick. I'm so fucking jealous of your life. I feel like no matter what you say to them, even if you're a good person that just happens to like dick, they toss you aside and treat you as chaser scum.
>Not all of them. I dated an extremely cute transgender girl that had no problems with that.
Kill a tranny for us m8
So they're co-operating instead of racing? Interesting.
Chad seething cesar
>super metdroid
>patty
event saved
>andy
>no oatsngoats
what is this meme game
100% is easily done in 6 hours, it's almost like they expect the incentive to be met
isn't patty a living nintendo cuck meme
how is this co-op
whats going on here
Zelda
Also this being co-op is pretty dumb
team samus, ofc
who the fuck thinks these randomizer runs are fun to watch?
Maybe something from SNK's Neo Turf Masters?
ty based boomer
Threadly reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières:
>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
>launders money using the GDQ event
Let's break 2 million this GDQ!
He's a very brave man.
>Patty
Blessed run
>20 Rupees over Morphball
It begins
Yes but he also gave us all those Owen Wilson jokes during J&D
Based Patty
Sirius, she is a boat.
Well this is a pretty cool way of doing a co-op run.
I don't want to choose
Randomizer runs are fine. Randomizer races are awful to keep track of when routes diverge.
This is probably going to be a difficult watch, it's going to be hell trying to follow what both of them are doing
DESPITE MY YOUNG AGE
MY HAIR'S WORSE THAN NICHOLAS CAGE
>tfw upcoming comfy 6hr CT run
>Patty
Blessed.
Rando is fun to watch...as a race. Kind of boring otherwise though.
ERABE
Just had a really fat shit
My stomach was hurting right before but it all just came out in a second and I was done
Okay. Satina is better.
Fuck yeah, Patty, time for good commentary.
Zelda
>the way of the blade vs the pure strength of a half ogre
M-me
this is ME! PLEASE give me attention! I have nothing else! I am very TIRED and need to slug through this co-op rando!!!
>he very specifically says it's like a rogueLITE and not a roguelike
based
hee heeh hah hah gah ha *snort*
OOORRRBB
definitely samus
Have you just been shilling for some movie this entire time? Is that who this is?
I love SotN but I've never played SM, convince me to
>cane on the bookshelf
3 hour search for boots incoming
Where's my lad
>running a fucking homebrew hackrom at GDQ
fuckin' comfy indeed
Samus
Yea Forums BACKED BY PATTY
How has Nintendo not done anything against this stream? They are literally advocating illegal activities (piracy and game cart modification).
>this is a speedrun?
based
It's some animated movie made by the porn industry for some reason. I'm curious enough to download it but this FUCKER won't say anything
What the fuck is going on?
Zelda
SAMUS
>this is a speedrun?
Based Patty
based funrunners
I like randomizers, more games should have them though.
kys
You’re a mouth breather if you need other people to convince you of that.
gods, linkus7 is so cute. he better not become a tr*nny
is that a tranny on the couch
Bird Mommy
i wanna hit the bald guy in the scalp
If the couch can keep this up for the whole run, this is gonna be amazing.
Nintendo can't do shit about people modifying games they own. Presumably they have a copy of Super Metroid and LTTP there.
Did they not have another headset mic for the chick? Why is she using a microphone that she doesn't know how to speak into?
this nazi is covertly doing the OK sign BAN HIM
so wait how the fuck is this coop?
Chick in the middle is Kelpsey who is Andy's gf (female)
Glad Patty is here to shit-talk.
confirmed nonspeedrun
How many gallons of lube Sent go through tonight at the bussy orgy?
Because it's a "charity" that people just coincidentally make assloads of money from.
here you go
>comfy
MM was comfy, this is gonna be boring as fuck
who is the cutie on the couch?
>randomizer
>with screen looking
Get some fucking booths or something, christ.
Share info.
uh yea I'm thinkin
SSS
knowledge
>Emulators and Roms
Why is this even allowed?
If you play it you can shit on it for being worse then SotN and they can't say "BUT YOU NEVER PLAYED IT" and actually have a point.
what are you going to do when gdq ends bros? you DO have a life outside of shitposting right?
>randomly-generated romhack(?) that no one has played
>it's a race and by nature it's basically impossible to tell who's ahead of who
>three (3) hours
what were they thinking
I wasn't paying attention, how's this work?
they're sharing information on item locations
also early pearl early sword, this is a baby seed
I dont quite understand, you can find LttP items in Super Metroid, and vice-versa?
Play all the games I bought during the Summer Sale!
I'm going to practice for my 2021 SGDQ speed run.
??????????????????????
Thanks user
>zelda roguelike
would not play
I think that the goal of the second is just to give info to the other player since they have the same seed
That way the main player can avoid doing shit that gives him useless shit
Die!
see
Its co-op dummy
See
Stop posting that image. Ok? Thanks.
I might try playing a game or two myself
It's coop. Somehow.
it isn't a race retard
>mfw proto was finally banished to the shadow realm with the majority of the other any%s
you saved it!
I went to check the submissions thing from a few months back in the archive and the Any% estimate was originally listed as 4:50:00 and the 100% is 5:50:00. I guess they just said fuck it and gave Any% the 6:00:00 since they know they'll reach the goal.
bof games
I'm back from the shower, thanks for watching my cat and burning my fucking house down, assholes. How's the run, by the way?
gonna an hero on stream tranny?
Both players need to beat both games.
I said I'd do it last night but I fell asleep so here's some gay shit of the damn dragon
i.imgur.com
orb(s)
Qt3.14159 pa2t3.14159
Yeah that's pretty much it, you have to beat both games but the items are scattered randomly.
whos that girl on the couch ?
Why do white people try to talk like black people? It's so cringe.
sent ;)
I go back to shitposting on discord because I don’t make to be a burden to the jannies.
that's why gdq's been BORING
haha
thanks champ
>all these people thinking it's a race
Look at the yellow section of the screen idiots
Also shoutouts to the audio tech crew for the crisp quality!
Wonderful
>(?) orbs
based
is there an ocarina of time + majoras mask combo randomizer?
yeesh
>Allowing roms
>Let alone for 3 fucking hours
this thrash is not fun to watch
i missed the beginning of this, what the fuck makes it co-op?
Who?
Why are american women always so ugly?
Lite* please correct yourself next time
stop fucking asking you thirsty faggots
Proto was unironically the "Toxic", so good riddance.
Reminder that animals will suffer during this run
Based
Now do the lizard
>gay shit
based
same seed, they're sharing info on where to find items
Co-op is fucking boring, the run should be competitive or solo so they could explain the methodology. Now people have to track two screens for an already esoteric frankenstein randomizer.
Not very recognizable without pants. You should draw them around his leg.
>Last day
Bros when is she on, time is running out. Is she on next?
Both players have the same randomizer seed and they're sharing info
Otherwise it would take like 5 hours or something
They are sharing info while exploring different parts to work together to beat it. I'm guessing if they were doing it on their own that it would take too long.
>ywn polish that sleek armor
There’s none
I wanna do lewd things to the GDQ OCs!
This randomizer shit is fucking cancer. I am so tired of this shit
>All the noobs ITT who don't know what a multiworld rando is
LMAO
That makes it much easier to follow too.
This is cringe
Of course it's not a race. There are no leaderboards
SNEED
They just explained it. They are on the same seed and can explore different areas and tell each other where things are to complete the game as fast as possible.
a demonstration of the gravitational influence the bodies in our solar system have on one another
I don't like their humor.
This is retarded lol
>Oh~
MUH DICK
>ohh
GOD I hate women
Because it's running on console. That's the unofficial requirement for it to be in GDQ.
based zfg
Stop unnaturaly saying pronouns more than once to drive your point. Faggot
Don't worry, they hate you too.
What are you girls going to do while we wait for the REAL run?
that's actually pretty lame desu, i wish someone would engineer a game you could play within the same map for shit like this. this is like two people playing two different copies of halo and calling it co-op
>same seed
What's that?
I am enjoying this, hope some of you are too
Nah, even the worst seeds are done in 3ish hours
when's the next rando run, zfg?
>unnaturally
kys brainlet
Look at my boobs which I have because I am a girl with boobs
that's even more confusing
dilate
>she
Wow don’t u mean they?
>There are people who hate the end of hte marathon RPG tradition
Fucking fags
Same item placement
Adding multiplayer to single player games isn't easy dude
this isn't a multiworld you dumbass
this isn't shared inventory either
it's just two people running the same seed
the co op comes from "there's nothing in that cave" or "the boomerang is in that chest"
>I hate women
>dumb incel
>women hate me
>strong and independent
It's not FAIR.
Every item is in the same place between the two of them.
Holy shit, was this Negan?
Formerly Cuck's
>not a race
>not a speed run
What the fuck is the point
>6 hours to beat a game all about time
I'm just going to go watch a lets play instead.
I thought it might be that one of them was just playing LttP, and the other playing SM, but each would pick up items for the other game and the other guy would get to use them.
That would have been neat.
And they say people are born gay.
Enjoyed anons report in
Instance of randomization. More precisely, the "seed" itself is the initial value for the random number generator that determines what it will do
Not with that attitude
People are autistic enough to add multiplayer to fucking mario 64, I don't see why they can't do the same shit to something that actually makes sense having co op
go back where I came from
The switch prize is a NA switch
So if you live in EU don't donate for it
GUYS, GUYS GUESS WHAT?
OOOOORB!
Recommend me some good randomisers, I like OoT and WW
Did he say it was? I missed where he said it was easy.
what's the sauce, user
>coop
hey wait whats the fucking point
Are you sure you want to save the animals user?
>not a game
Why do consoles even still have regions?
Play it, its fun.
You're a cool guy, user. Thanks.
Fuck off autist
Speed
I've mostly just been listening over watching it and it's pretty enjoyable compared to most of the other runs this year.
NES LoZ randomizer is nice
>his face
he KNOWS some chad is gonna plow his new daughter in her bussy soon and can't handle it
seethe harder faggot
???
Switch is region free and your country is tied to your account, not the hardware
It's a speedrun you dip. They are trying to work together to beat it as fast as possible.
Such majestic creatures
Easily enjoyed user standing by
Go back to playing games all day until ESA.
>laughing at your own "jokes"
did he look decent as a guy?
The binding of isaac
>living in EUpooland
I will donate a million dollars if we can go one thread without trannyshit memes
Randomizers are based around a seed, this is like a number that define all the things that can be changed, so same seed means everything it's the same in both games.
If it's different seed, it means that problably they would have totally different item locations, enemies and all that
different content in different versions. Wouldn't want the americans to see tiddys
dark souls
They are fun with games with a lot of sequence breaks innately, SM/LttP isn't a very interesting one though, because players basically always do this methodology of doing all they can in one until switching game even if they get something that would allow a big skip in the other "early", which makes it basically a checklist of places to go.
uni shit and gamedev and degeneracy
>why can't Andy crawl
this faget
>why can't metroid crawl
Based Patty for actually making fun of the game
I'll get you this thread
y cant andy crawl????
KILL THAT GAMER
Thanks, I almost donated
My dad just walked in on me jacking off, looked awkward and said ''good job son haha'' and left.
KILL
ALL
GAMERS
No
Fat chance user.
You're looking at 10 years at least for that.
And that's being optimistic.
fart really fucking loud probably?
gamer genocide
vad gör du på Yea Forums, släppte de ut dig ur /int/'s fängelse?
Whatever it is its fucking shit.
>this is like two people playing two different copies of halo and calling it co-op
The difference is that they're playing a game specifically about finding things.
Then don’t watch and fucking leave ..,.?
what vidya should I watch instead of this boring shit
my wife
>literal who's get a 3 hour "speedrun" during the finale of the marathon
okay NEXT thread gets horrible fetish art of Patchy
I’ll kill myself with pills
wrong hole what
>Chrono Trigger 100% still needs $100,000+
UH, Anonymous???? Why did you fund a 20 minute run instead of this?
h-how many drugs?
those eyes dude
I unironically got caught jerking off to traps not 4 days ago. He definitely saw it, we're both pretending it didn't happen.
and it's shit desu, what if i told you i bought an onahole for us to jerk off with, but you couldn't use it?
Åk tillbaka till köket på ESA, Maral.
>watch
so you have a PS4?
Is anyone else here unironically transitioning/living as a female full time?
Sorry guys. I have a tiny butthole and I farted into a microphone at the venue. Sorry again.
>couch and runners can't handle patty's bants
>people paid $360,000 for a shitty glitch showcase and a chokefest
>said ''good job son haha' and left.
I know this isn't true, but your dad is based.
he's banned, the janitor no longer favours earjack
Watch Speedrun history videos on Youtube!
3 hours of this jesus christ
Post more
Just bought Witcher 3, should I buy the first 2? Never played Witcher before.
You didn't ask him if he wanted to join? Missed opportunity to bond with your pops, user.
No we're supposed to be posting Zelda and Samus!
>you came to the wrong neighbourhood, fucker
>still 2 and a half hours
It'll be fine.
It would be a lot longer and harder to follow, probably.
Theres still more incentives?
>We're all gonna die one day
I wish that day would hurry up already.
ffffFUCK I meant lplay
I was promised fetish pictures of patchy, where are they?
>we're all gonna die one day
a lot of twitterfags are gonna be triggered by this comment
This is why the Jigsaw run was so good, the back and forth bants.
Why would they put this second to last and not something entertaining. This is bland as fuck
I wonder what would happen if someone went back in time and showed Cosmo what he would become. Would he not transition?
Why are Swefags always so obnoxious and always speak in Swedish online even if they can make themselves understood perfectly in English?
Definitely play 2, you can just read a summary of 1 though if you want to, the game isn't very good imho.
>dying
I don't plan on it, couch
>literal who's
Why did you put unironically? How or why would a person ironically do it ?
>speedrunning marathon
>allows a co-op let's play before the finale
uhhh?
How was the LoZ:MM run? I only watched the first hour before I fell asleep
How the hell did this literal who get so popular? Is it just horny Yea Forumstards or is the whole internet like this?
Is this the power of anime pussy?
No, you didn't. Just accept the Freudian slip you made and listen to some soothing autism about frames and skips.
>we're all gonna die one day, and statistically speaking, that day will arrive sooner than you'd think for 40% of trannies!
holy shit
Pretty good except that one bit.
how's the randomizer so far?
Hows the run bros?
Thanks!
god I forgot how cute these streamers were
if I make it into gdq ill perform one action of your choice as a cheers for all the based lewds ive gathered, I really don't care for being banned id just move to ESA instead
Comfortable. Informative. Hit many, many tricks. A solid S.
It's still hard to follow.
THE BANTZ!
He couldn't get the Postman heartpiece, gave up, and finished the run with 99.99% instead of 100%.
>andy why aren't you hovering
lol that call back
I'm enjoying it
not a speedrun
one word
THICC
this is fucking boring
it's probably the best longrun we had all week. Good couch+commentary, skillful player, a good JUST moment
Great up until the very end. He couldn't do a certain part and it pretty much sapped the entire energy out of the end of the run. However it was like a solid 4 hours and 45 minutes of good stuff.
Fucking bitch.
is this the funnest race yet?
blind kaizo was pretty cool too
Confirmed
gymnast86 over left, linkus7 over right
try it for yourself and see how well you do
hi sis. it's niceq
>tail looks like an erect cock
Castlevania Aria of Sorrow is great because its somewhat "open" like Link to the Past is. Just with a few souls and glitches you have access to a lot of the castle. Pokemon Randomizers are pretty standard but theyre always good
1 is just frustrating to get used to at first
?
Patty no!
What a boring run. I'd rather watch this guy play pinball.
Back from pizza guys. Turns out I didn't have time but no regrets.
I just realized I don't even fucking like speedruns why did I watch a full week of this shit lol
alright
Was that the mailman game?
Great run, great commentary, JP MM was a mistake
>patty literally drinking alcohol and making edgy jokes on the couch
he gives absolutely no fucks, the absolute madman
Fucking based, it was a 99.999% run tho because of the postman’s minigame
Top tier banter. This will be fun to watch.
>Yea Forums or the whole internet
It's Japan, most if not all the fanart is Japanese.
Atelier is a well known series with otaku, even though they are usually no really interested in buying it, but this girl in particular got a lot of attention for having delicious tights and people are really fucking thirsty for her.
Fucking Patty never fails to amuse.
Nah this shit is worse than that HeartGold run from a few years back
Patty is killing it
enjoy your cheese pizza user
>never meet your heroes
Fucking, Patty.
thats a powerful stance
this is best run. best bantz
>You better not ever go to the fucking police or I swear to god I'll break your neck you fat fuck"
>three hours of this
>and then some bullshit and that's it
Man.
There were almost zero good fucking runs this year.
is that a fucking tentatek shirt
This run is like something that'd be seen in 2014. It's great.
Well, yeah, Two boring overdone games for the price of one. Fuck it isn't even the first time this "Game" been done, first time was more interesting too to boot.
POWER STANCE
the gdq mascots are fucking awful desu
was the goal to make them so ugly that no one would want to fuck them because it worked for me
Because otherwise, every time Sweden is mentioned, you get shitposts about how "bad" it is with immigration from people who have never been there. The immigration thing is just a /pol/ meme and only around 25% of Swedes are immigrants.
If they're fat Patchies please post them
I think so too after the first few screens but its been so long since I last played alttp and dont really watch randomizers. I'm just taking it easy right now and having fun listening to the commentary while thinking about what to make right now. So far its been good.
goddamnit patty
>It pushed me through the transition
>that chest
AGDQs are generally better anyway.
Patty is a boomer
>Pushed me through the transition
Yup. Poor guy hit the right frame 70% of the time but the game just wouldn't give him the 10.00
I missed the start of this, can anybody recap the rules?
Imagine having this much shit taste
Might as well go throw yourself off a bridge
reminder that you all should follow patty on twitch, guys streams are super chill and he sometimes gets really drunk and just chats all night it's pretty great
>It pushed me to transition
>Was that logical?
>No
Holy fuck Raimi
You'll fuck them and you'll like it.
>only around 25% of Swedes are immigrants.
>only
JUST
>advocating the purchase of explosives
SHUT IT DOWN
soul
Damn illuminati watching my every moves. I did get a cheese pizza no toppings.
What a stupid and boring run. Super Metroid should be a run for it self.
>unless i had bombs
>only $50 at your local market
patty killing it
Both players need to beat both games. Co-op means they share information.
get baited kid
>bomb everyone who attempts to transition
holy based
he's literally the opposite of entertaining mate
>tfw no halo 2 or 3 legendary speedruns
3hr run followed by a 6hr run to end it. Fucking weak
Long ass rpgs should not be ran
Link?
nice fucking let's play
I- I want Patty to fuck my bussy!
honestly im so sad i probably still would ngl
Items from either game can be found in either game. There are 4 preset doors in each game that lead to a preset door in the other game. I don't think they mentioned it but I presume they need to complete both games to win.
>this couch guy
his twitch name is literally patty
REEEE AFTER SAYING "ARE YOU SPONSORED BY HOME DEPOT NOW? HOW MUCH ARE THEY PAYING YOU?" HE SHOULDVE DRYLY SAID "I GET 50% OFF OF ALL SCREEN TRANSITIONS" RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Enjoying this "banter"
Fucking Americans, I swear....
Okay incel, who are these two people?
yeah, but what's the random part?
New
>couch guy
You could've just said "I'm new here" instead
i don't get the alttp + super metroid combo randomizer? coop? it looks like they're racing each other?
Gonna go back to trying to catch up with One piece I guess
Hit the beach and stuff I guess
Obsessed
>Get it from Home Depot
>WOO
>WOO
dry banter to fill dead air of a boring as fuck 3 hr run
good stuff, although that guy has a comfy fatlaugh
rent free
Ivan and Andy
I had bum sex with your dad and 9 months later you were born.
Coincidence?
It was his stupid girlfriend that convinced him to become a tranny. She is the one that encouraged him to act feminine and do shit like paint his nails all the time. Before he met her he was just your average awkward scrawny nerd who needed to hit the gym.
>it's not fun unless someone is angry
I'm having a blast watching you.
thats patty
I see you.
LITERALLY WHO? Are they video game famous or something? I browse Yea Forums daily and have never heard of them.
Inb4 the assblasted dilation sqau
Shit, too late.
>muh incel boogeyman
sounds like you're projecting a bit there user
>All item locations (though everything must be obtainable without using glitches)
>What dungeons are required
>What medallions are needed to open Misery Mire and Turtle Rock
>A bunch of other random shit like tree/enemy drops in Zelda
let go of flan and turn around patchy, this has gone on for long enough
Please make it stop!
the madmen
