Summer Games Done Quick 2019
Now: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Any%) [Estimate: 0:23:00]
Next: Link to the Past + Super Metroid Combo Randomizer (Co-op Beat the games) [Estimate: 3:00:00]
Then: Chrono Trigger (Glitchless Any%) (100% Donation Incentive Available) [Estimate: 6:00:00]
Later: Finale (The End)
cutscenes HOYP
I want fuck the left and center on couch
FFFFFFFFFFFFUCK WHY DID THEY WASTE OOT ON THIS CATEGORY AAAAAAAAAAAAA
So are you gonna stay for Chrono Trigger?
This shit is effectively gonna end for me with LttP+SM
>$300k
shoutouts to the pedophiles who donated $5000 to name a chrono trigger character
Why does Torje have an American accent? I thought he was Swedish
HEY
threadly reminder, don't be like megurankposter, be more like miiarankposter
megurankposter:
>doesn't do //s
>does it for attentionwhoring and for reddit karma reddit.com
>cherrypicks votes despite "hi/v/emind collective voting"
>gets angry if list is touched at all
miiarankposter:
>does //s
>couldn't care less about anyone's comments while shitposting on Yea Forums
>votes herself and no changes unless mentioned otherwise
>literally opposite ranks of megurankposter without the extra S ranks
Threadly reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières:
>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
Let's break 2 million this GDQ!
When's Kung Fu's Wii Fit 40 lb%?
>6 hours of chrono trigger
oot any% sucks
should i jerk off before the alttp+super metroid rando or should i save up for later?
Any% OoT is fucking trash and anyone who plays it should get fucking shot.
10 minutes of gameplay by the way boys
POST YFW WATCHING THIS HOOOOOOOYP RUN
I'm gonna have it on in the background while I play/do something else and post in the thread now and then.
SSS!!: PunchOut!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat / Super Bomberman 2 / SMW (blind race) / Dark Souls
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2 / Mort the Chicken / Glover / TRAG / Pac-Man World / Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage / Alien Soldier / Chasm: The Rift / RE2 / Divekick / Shrek XL / Last Action Hero / Nex Machina / Dead Rising / Remnants of Naezith / Metal Slug X / Metal Slug 3 / Chip and Dale / SMB3 / Invictus / Grand Poo World 2 / Banjo-Kazooie / MM2 / Tetris Effect / LoZ: MM
A: The Hobbit / THUG 2 / Marble Madness / Ranger-X / Half Minute Hero / Bloodstained: CotM / Super Mario Sunshine / Silent Hill 3 / Nuclear Throne / Starcraft / Jumper / TMNT 4 / Ristar / Cave Story / Minecraft / MM11 / MM3 / Zelda BotW / Bomberman 64 / Pokemon Let's Go
B: DMC / Spyro / TMNT 3 / Zombies Ate My Neighbors / Metroid / Castlevania: SotN / Metroid Prime / Skylar and Plux / Kirby Air Ride / Kirby 64 / Ape Escape / Crash Bandicoot 3 / PunchOut!! (arcade) / LoZ Randomizer / Furi / C&C / Sonic 3D Blast / Koumajou Densetsu II / Sly Cooper / Diablo 2 / HL / HL 2 / Rockman 4 / Tomb Raider
C: Sonic Generations / DKC2 / LoZ: Minish Cap / Final Doom / Bwaster Master / Solomon's Key / Jackal / Contra 3 / Ninja Spirit / Castlevania / Perfect Dark / Slipstream / Pokemon Crystal / Splatterhouse / Sylvester & Tweety / Clustertruck / Dark Souls 2 / Gauntlet / Mario Kart DD / Hyper Light Drifter / Cannon Spike / Skyrim
D: Portal 2 / Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / Outland / Contra / STFU / Timespinner / Castlevania: PoR / Prey / Uncharted / Monster Boy / Textorcist / Deltarune / Hylics / Laffy Taffy / Boogerman / LLB / Looney Tunes / Rhino Rumble / Aero the Acro-Bat / Octopath Travler / TAS Tetris / Transition / SMW (96 exit)
F: SMB2 / Ducktales 2 / We Love Katamari / Catlateral Damage / Castlevania DOS / FE Fates / KH3 / Quake / TAS MKWii
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 / LoZ: LBW / SMG 2 / TAS Celeste
Ω: Metroid Prime 2
edge now, finish later
I am virgin
>Current record holder running the game live
Is this the next narcissa?
headpats for all anons who donated to this HOIPE run!!!!!!!!!!!
>we could've been watching a remastered hd version of this if nintendo hired that man
He's Norweigan
and that's the any % they have an incentive to make it 100%
How much jerking off happens at these events? I imagine every activity is a speedrun where people compete for the fastest times.
HOYYYYYYYYYYYYP
based
Edge until the end of SGDQ.
Definitely blow a load so you can blow another by the time they go on break
>this is impressive, please believe me
You forgot
>launders money using the GDQ event
But it's okay because it's for the poor muslim youths.
SSS
obsessed
I'm bored of OoT speedruns at this point, randomizers entertain me more now on this game.
get a job stinky
Based, shills mad.
Of course, it's gonna be max comfy
I'd like to at least watch half of it then fall asleep to the other half. I find Long rpg puwexil speedruns pretty comfy.
This is unrelated, but I have a friend who is from Denmark. He moved here when he was 16 and has lived 10 years in a small town in Texas. The dude has developed a hilarious Danish/Southern accent combo. He regularly uses Y'all and Pardon and such. He also owns like 12 guns.
This will be a short 300k.
>already choking
he already kind of looks like a fag so there's a chance
He's fucking up already, huh?
i don't think i have it in me to edge for 3 hours bro
MM > OOT
>choking already
THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND (300,000) UNITED STATES DOLLARS
hooooooyp
american here, he doesn't
can detect the subtleties in his voice
that time is assuming 100% glitchless. That's originally what the category was before the event started, too, I don't know why it's a donation incentive now, because any% is under 3 hours. like, 2 and a half hours max.
Whats the current drama tally? Mexican drug lord, caleb ass slap, anything else?
let's fix that
>moving from denmark to goblinastan
yikes
Here's your proof that GDQ is a money laundering scheme. If you disagree with this you are a shill and need to kill yourself.
Jews control video games
Jews control the banks
Jews control the media
Jews control the news
Jews control Yea Forums
Jews control Rreddit
Jews control GDQ
he's norwegian, probably raised by american culture on the internet
WHERE IS CALEB
time to post best princess
VERY cute snek.
Glad I downloaded ukulele anons jam from last years agdq
files.catbox.moe
>being forced to watch Uyama jerk off over your run is over
there is no greater torture
>Ah, LoZ:OoT! One of my faves! (LoZ:MM is awesome too!) Glad we met the incentive. SeemsGood gdqHeart
Jesus christ, that's peak autism
CHOKE RESET
No, unless he finds some chink Wii VC, that allows for faster run, after his record is beat.
Don't be a pussy
UNDER 25S GET OUT
there's a jerk off station right next to the dilation station. they have to treat everyone fair, after all.
OOT may not be the best Zelda game, but it has the most beautiful Zelda.
>why yes, I do post the MSF copypasta every thread, how can you tell?
ABSOLUTELY UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE OPEN THIS.
THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING.
6 hours is definitely including the 100% incentive and puwexil can easily beat it.
Southern/x is a pretty based combo in terms of accent
Also Brooklyn
Considering he is intelligent and hard working he makes way more money here than he would in Denmark. Main reason why he never moved back. Too much money to be made in America taking advantage of the 80% of the population that are retarded.
>caleb ass slap
This.
where’s zfg
me at the top
cute
post more
>all this pause buffering
fucking pussy just get on with it, zfg would do that RTA
Any quality autism this year?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don't know... I am a 30 year old virgin with a wageslave job. I sad my friend. I cry myself to sleep everynight.
OPEN IT BROS, FREE LINK TOKENS THIS TIME I SWEAR
Feels good to be Jewish
While watching the timer, remember that every second of this is $217.39
but it is the best.
Should I watch Macross Delta?
I love Symphogear and the original Macross and the music seems banging.
WHIIRRRRRRR
Here's hoping at least this run is amusing if it's going to be so short.
Yeah, hopefully it won't be a 100% run
>BotW only in A
Die.
>item delay
1 of 2 tricks in this run btw
PLEASE OPEN THIS IMAGE RIGHT NOW
What are the chances that Caleb dumped a load in Nancy? I don't know if that was before the threat of police action or when they "apologized."
Why did they waste SMW to shill for this category?
you make more in take-home pay but it is negated by all the things you must pay for like insurance.
I like Link to the Past the best.
I miss zfg
save some money for plane tickets and get a qt foreign gf
Some thot called him out "caleb slapped mine and a bunch of other girls asses last night anyone wanna come forward with me to report him" Caleb: "I remember talking to you for about 2-3 minutes with a large group of people that can prove this is false" or something, then she deleted her two tweets but he's probably banned anyway
Dude glitches lmao
The "apology" was definitely code for them smashing
Okay... now THIS is epic...
>that backflip block
Alright, that was pretty cute.
zfgSmug
How was Majora's Mask?
be prepared for a lot of walking back and forth for the next few minutes, keep your eyes peeled Yea Forums; this is the 300k trick coming up!!!
Hey did you know that OoT is a GOOD FUCKING GAME?
he died user let him go already
Insurance is cheap if you're healthy and have a decent job. That is the problem in America. It's very feast or famine. Anyone who is middle class or above has a fantastic life, while poorer people can't go to the doctor. He is upper middle class so he would probably never move outside of America, he'd lose too much.
Where can I find my own goodest boy in the world?
jesus fuck he even messed up ghoma
people fucking paid for this
boy am i glad people donated $300,000 for a shitty oot any% run full of execution errors
If you watch it for the idols and not the story then you'll enjoy it.
FFXIII is gonna be 10 years old this year
user. I don't have salary. I live from paycheck to paycheck. The few money I have left. I spend on anime figures and vidya
This run is getting the SSS rating, am I right guys?
>MY WIFE WONT LET ME RENAME HER SON
>Went away on a short over night holiday last night
>Get back today
>Can't be assed watching the end of GDQ
Ho was last night and tonight anyway? They looked kind of meh for the most part.
>any%
>look, I'm doing some random shit and skip all of the game! I'M SO GOOD AT THIS GAME XDD
Should've named him Sneed
Look within yourself
He couldn't get the heartpiece from the Postman and finished the run anyways with 99.99% so it wasn't even complete, but it was good except for that.
if he's well educated and has a high paying job he'll be fine. being "average joe" in america fucking sucks though.
I can respect that. my second favorite zelda.
Yeah. Stupid Shit Sucks.
>people donated a total of $300k for this choke run
>tfw ran ff13 for a while
>still #1
>..because my wife won't let me name my son Forte
Good because that's a shit name
>Fucked up super slide too
Yikes.
And im STILL salty about the bullshot trailer and bullshit E3 interviews.
>Blizzrad
So we can all agree that Titanfall 2 was the best run right
Did the game bug out or did he quit like a bitch?
fun watching it with everyone here, boring as fuck watching it otherwise
Any games where the villain was right?
>last run of GDQ is a 6 hour JRPG "speedrun" everyone has seen a million times already
Why do they keep doing this shit, bring back the Super Metroid race you goys
All of them.
bort. He said bort, you fucking deaf leper.
Nearly all of them. I'm not even memeing
No but it was still really good.
Blinded by Light sure is good, though...
Can we all agree that I am the best poster in these threads?
both lmao
I'm done after LttP+SM. You have to be exceptionally autistic to watch 6 hour JRPG "speedruns"
Real life.
Everyone's fucking bored of SM
Because they don't want runners to feel bad when they have to kill the run after dying to a boss.
no
I like Punch out more but TF2 was in there
TF2 jump_ maps in gdq when?
wait is this really the 300k run? wtf any% oot has always been boring as fuck every year
that's it
that's all the tricks
...RATE THIS RUN!
You forgot about Carci having a full fucking meltdown of jealousy about Bawk during Bawk's RE2 run and more or less saying he is going to kill himself if he can't get popular on Twitch again.
I'm up next guys. Wish me luck!
>This could have been 100% ZFG PB finale
>or SM64 120 star
>or anything else
prove it by posting a horned anime
He just gave up, although he tried it like 40 times, and it seemed to not actually be giving the correct time even though he was pressing the button on the right frame.
>$300,000 for this run
I know a girl whose son's name is Forte
Has cosmo finally killed himself?
Second half is kind of shit, but I'd still give it a go.
Frontier is better.
>run is almost over
>people paid 300k for this shit
>no different than any other any% OOT run
shoutouts to clapping in the middle of every fucking trick before its done
god i wish i were that banana...
well I can pee harder than you
>the ideal way to play OOT is to skip 99% of it
Everybody is bored of shitty FF and Chrono Trigger runs since they first started doing them dude.
Super Metroid races stay good because of how high risk it is.
Guys?
>game is bugged as fuck
>gamers rejoice like they never seen those glitches before
Nah.
OoT any% is boring/10
shoulda done low% MST
I gonna assume he quit so he wouldn't go over estimate and fuck up OTHER runs while still showing off most of the route and strats, unlike some runners who let a poor run fuck up teh schedule.
Looking at you MeGotsThis.
and he's fucking up every strat
true, oot any% is such a shit choice
wish they'd do an all dungeons run or something for this, OOT is too soulful to be over this fast.
>$300k
>runner fucks up every trick
>people donated for this
SSS
$ 3 0 0 , 0 0 0 U N I T E D S T A T E S D O L L A R S
3
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0
,
0
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Forte is a girl's name lmao what a fag
is this a sneed reference?
>not max% child with fire arrows
foolish
Not ideal, but fastest.
you're from /toy/, aren't you?
ww2 shooters.
People bitch about the 100% taking up so much time, but they're much more interesting than "hit one trick, DONE" Any%.
he literally missed
every
fucking
trick
Oh yeah? Got any proof?
>missed the kiss
fucking shit run F tier
"People" paid money for this.
I wish I could /ss/ with Zelda.
Shit tier.
this is the best poster in these threads
Yo, how much pussy this nigga get?
Greetings from Germany
the reason oot any% is so shit is it doesn't surprise anyone anymore. nobody gives a fuck about improvements in the route like GIM. the only thing that impressed people was the wrong warp. it's such a shit category.
Hope that 300k was worth it chumps. HAHAHAHA
>300k for this
>300 dollars per second
meh
>"hit one trick, DONE" Any%.
but there have been like a hundred tricks so far. this run is incredibly complicated for its length.
100% because he is a pussy.
I hope he chokes
I have nothing against /toy/ but no.
Even if it is for charity, and they have the best intentions, it leaves a bad taste in my mouth the way they shill and beg so hard for donations and then provide things like this as ''incentives''
servus user
Forte actually sounds like an awesome name. Thanks to you I will totally name my kid Forte if I ever have one. I won't.
I still remember when Sneed (formerly Chuck) performend this years ago!
>18 minutes for ganon fight
So he didn't shit the bed on the wrong warp?
It would suck if the money was actually real
That would be fun as fuck
Shit list
Oh my god, I want to speedrun Nancy. I'm squeezing my peepee really hard thinking about the assault report she would file later.
*narcissa
How many of you are unironically still a virgin?
also, the only part of this GDQ i watched was that moron start crying at Postman during LoZ:MM, any other runs worth watching?
Is this asshole getting fat on purpose?
Cosmo did it faster than this years ago...
HOOOOYYYPPP
some day zfg shall save AGDQ and perform the sickass skip in a max% child run
>people paid 300 fucking thousand dollars for this shit
>all the chumps who donated for this failure of a run when they could've just seen the WR run during the ad break
>spent time beating my brother in smash
>missed OoT run
WR itself is 18 minutes
he choked everything but WW
not bad, but there's room for improvement
>How many of you are unironically still a virgin?
28 and still a virgin cause I live in INDIA
>inb4 pajeet
WR is 17:01
that would be me
>How many of you are unironically still a virgin?
Not me but I haven't had sex in like 5 years
do you know what it takes to get fire arrows as child?
You made the right choice.
>Uyama a much richer man is allowed to grope her
>Caleb is not even though he's much more in shape and not disgusting
What did this literal whore mean by this?
Rate this run!
This is it?
What in the actual fuck were they hyping?
I looked away for 10 seconds and they're at Ganon
I had a blowjob once, does that count?
He gets bigger as the events get bigger. It's like pottery.
RATE THE RUN
ITS DONE ITS DONE THIS CATEGORY IS DEAD
lost it at 17. It isn't that hard and not a big deal like you may think
aren't women easy in India?
Well that sucked. What the fuck man
ZZZ
NAME
10/10 it was fun. Minimum mistakes
300000 for 20 minutes, nice nice and cool imo
I'm a 28 year old virgin.
>300k for that
caleb has like 5k subs, i'm sure he's doing just fine
How the fuck was there so much time loss? I would have guessed a minute at most
300k/10
300k/10
>19.52
F minus
I liked it a lot better in 2013. 1/10
F
So how come getting stabbed in the head didn't kill Ganon anyway?
That was worth every dollar of those 10k dollars I donated.
Caleb is easily richer than Uyama.
$300,000.00/10
cosmo btfo so hard
I love Patchy
F what an absolute shit idea to have the literal worst oot category as an incentive
F, short unecessary and unimpressive
C
That's gonna be a ResidentSleeper from me.
300,000/jews
>estimate is 23 minutes
That's 6 minutes ahead of WR. That'd be like the estimate for OOT 100% being 6:00:00.
Why.
narcosmo seething
C. Nothing special, but at least it was short. Not worth $300k though.
D tier, Any% is boring and he missed most of the tricks.
dull category/10
D
SSS for Stupidly Short Sword
ZZZ
imagine paying 300k for a 20 minute run.
oh man my 50k donation was worth it to be able to watch this awesome game done quick i played while my dad beat my mom when i was a child! greetings from germany
B
Any yuri games this year?
D
That was not great. Dude fucked up damn near everything.
Do NOT rate this run
10/10
triforce of power keeps him alive
>SMW (blind race)
this the kaizo race?
B+ for Bretty Neat
F tier throw it in the bin
ZZZ
Nah
The video he just shilled was a much more interesting way to see this route for the record.
Yeah that shit is terrible. Ends the event with a complete snooze fest rather than a bang.
more snake
D - seen this multiple times already and he fucked up every trick that you can fuck up.
>cause I live in INDIA
>a country with a literal rape culture
>somehow still a virgin
???
0/10 It was shit.
What are you lads eating whilst watching?
is2.Yea Forums.org/wsg/1561429395321.webm
Cosmo was 2 minutes faster than this.
B, high pace and absolutely broke the game.
it's a hard category.
Not worth $300,000/10
was it a guy or a girl? I also got a blowjob (and gave one) but since it was a guy, it feels like it doesn't count as sex.
The Triforce of Power makes him immortal, he literally can't die which is how he's alive in all the other games. It's why he has to be sealed away.
cincynancy
It's just a few minutes more.
>next 2 runs are 9 hours long
S
are you stupid?
This
D for DONATED
Not really that interesting or impressive anymore, but it was short.
$ 3 0 0 , 0 0 0 . 0 0 +tip
Lost it when I was a teenager but sex for me only comes like every 2 years because I get too depressed to socialize and find someone
>29 and never been kissed or touched sexually
I have high standards and deflect all the whales that message me on OkCupid
C
300k/10
basically D
C at best
he flobbed a lot of the movement and failed some of the important tricks
commentary wasnt interesting since everyone should know what the basic fuckign route is by now
WW is where people normally choke hard to where the run should be mercy killed so it could of been worse.
D
uhhh no didnt u hear uyama is pocketing billions every year from gdq
Gonna get a shower in before the next run starts, can you guys watch my cat while I'm gone?
don't mobile post user. get a job.
9/10
How many $10k Anonymous donations were had to get that OoT run
Look at the top of his head
omega tier
It was a girl, I don't consider it as sex either.
Sgeddi.
24, virgin but not desperate. I just don't care about sex and I don't feel any physical attraction towards 3D. 2D (preferably with fur) is where it's at.
CHRONO NIGGER
>close to 2 million
Literally how do they do it?
post more alice
F, missed the tricks and was boring overall. Wasn't worth 300k in the slightest.
How long until Jodenstone gets a sub 17?
Is there a clip of the Majora postman moment?
Why'd they put someone who sounds like they have throat cancer on the mic?
C
decent run but I've fucking seen it 20000 times before
Are there any major donation goals left? SMW was fucking awful with them spending more time begging for donos that actually explaining the game.
Are you actual hype for the zelda metroid run?
It's going to be good!
32 and yes
Thank god he shilled it I need more Summoning Salt clones
>yesterday
>fapping to some yuri
>hell yeah predatory anime lesbians are the best
>talking to my dad later
>"your sister came out to us as gay and she's coming here tomorrow with her girlfriend"
>kind of disgusted by yuri now
Thanks for reading my blog post, I don't have a point I'm just upset that yuri's been ruined for me by real life gay shit
>people donated $300,000 for a 20 minute long run
your cat kind of smells like faceless old men meat rod juice
>we're at GDQ asshole
Why is he friend with those jerks ?
Time for the best Zelda and the best Metroid game.
>showering
Was the Luna Lovegood question during his interview a joke about how he looks like her actress from the movies now?
put on some underwear flan
atleast cosmo looks better
>getting fat on purpose
he's still recovering from mono dude wtf not cool man
Why does GDQ allow such kind of games where the male is the strong one, and the female are the weak one in a event where their political agenda is gender equality and gay rights?
D.
disgusting
>300,000
WE
Alright guys I have housework to do and I also have to mow the lawn, I'll be back for the end of the randomizer run and in time for CT. See y'all then
haha look at him go! so stylish
Sate The Bun
>Reddit trigger
>2 runs left
feelsbadman, gonna miss you all, but i get to go to AGDQ 2020 because it's held an hour away from my house. HOYPE!
Wish it was possible to donate to an announcer
Gosh, she's great
ah fuck, my dog caught your cat
Phil's married, man. Let him cry at a video game.
where are you getting these sindoll pics from?
Based. I'm donating for that 100% Chrono Trigger incentive.
fucking based anime avatar man
>dubstep Zelda remix
*walks in*
Hey there cat, I'm going to have sex with you now.
Are we all in agreement to post lots of Zelda and Samus during the next run? Or possibly both at once?
im sick of these remixes. just play the original songs.
Just fuck your sister
If only he could develop some sort of personality and be watchable.
>oh oh tee
who the fuck says this
sure
if I got a blowjob from a girl, it'd still feel like I accomplished something. Doing it with a guy feels like play, it's nothing.
Also I couldn't cum, we did it 2 times, he came both times but I couldn't.
I swallowed
Where's AGDQ being held next year?
But Link literally needs Zelda's help to beat Ganon
F - Any% is only interesting the first time you see it, and having to second try basically everything is a bit embarrassing. Might have been a D normally but as an incentive, yikes.
At least the audience wasn't total cancer.
How many years has he had mono?
Running this game takes years off your life
that run was an 'oot
upon further consideration
SSS
ZZZ
>REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT DO I FIT IT GUYS AM I A BASED 4CHANNELER
S-Sure user, I c-can watch asunyan for y-you
7/10
I enjoyed it.
The only runs I've watched were this and Dark Souls and a little bit of Majoras Mask last night.
Dark Souls was great. Reminds me of Ninja Gaiden Black from last year which was pretty great. Wish I could have watched more but I have to wageslave. I'll probably watch the next one and watc the Chrono Trigger replay tomorrow while I'm working
I hate that they money goes to bringing niggers into the West but it's still fun to watch
Delta was a mistake and the only reason Frontier was good was because it followed Do You Remember Love's formula.
GOTTATALKFAST/10.
Honestly that i saw the video he shilled made the runs explanations seem much worse by comparison, and as people said, the category isn't really interesting.
5/10, not interesting, and definitely not worthy of being a Incentive Run.
ESA next week
I thought it was ironic that someone asked him how he gets his luscious locks when his hairline is really thin.
I call it OOT like how canadians say out
>Glitchless CT
Who's ready for comfy
The music is banging and if you like jet-mechs and idol songs then it's exactly that.
I've been playing Wipeout Omega Collection in VR while listening to the Walkure albums from Delta recently and it feels so fucking good.
link or name of video?
Shit at this point it needs to be called Duo.
orlando, FL
People paid $300,000 to feel like they are a part of something larger than themselves. Most people realize they could've watched the world record run for free on YT.
Be honest guys, is there a single remix in all of this GDQ that you actually liked?
Have you considered becoming a trap?
>fapped to trap hentai a few times
>shortly after realize the block I live in is full of degenerate gays
>never ever again
OH GOD user GET BACK IN HERE!
YOUR MENORAH FELL OVER AND THE CAT'S ON FIRE !!!!
Sounds like the game bugged out somehow. Thanks lads
This. Good thing there's no one close enough to me to make fun of it
>uyama will never put his entire bodyweight on you
feels bad ;_;
save the frames!
Pay attention to me or else
well, stop being a degenerate and fix your life
fuck this, I'm going to play three kingdoms
I thought you were supposed to be lauded as some sort of impartial judge and here you are putting your finger on the scale.
>this shitty remix
eugh
Post more cute shark girls WITH HAIR I HATE BALDIES FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.
fuck off mate, I'm a dude and I like being one.
I want Miia to be my wife!
user I don't know how to tell you this but your house is on fire
>have tab muted
>unmute it
>instantly remute
These remixes were a mistake
>these remixes
what the heck were they thinking?
Damn, I can actually go to one for a change because it's only an hour away from me too.
??? it's charity shit, not everything is politics. Fuck me, Americans are hella retarded.
imagine living in Florida
You shouldn't watch Delta expecting more Macross.
You should be watching it for the cute girls and dumb action.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP WITH THE FUCKING HAT AHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE SNATCH THAT FUCKING THING AND BURN IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW DO YOU NOT GET TIRED OF DOING IT
was it really a full year that has passed since we watched Ninja Gaiden Black being run at like 3 AM? thats kind of weird to think about
Do you guys think I have time to grab a pizza before the next run starts ? Should take me about 15 minutes.
is that his mom
Who is the qt3.14159-pa2t3.14159 talking :3 she sounds Cute. CUTE!
It's a mother fucking demon!
I remember when I decided to try doing something with a guy because I was desperate for sex, he forced me to suck his cock but I wasn't able to cum. Turns out I'm not really attracted to guys but traps messed me up.
yeah
Nothing will beat that remix of Sonic Boom with Edobean literally singing it.
I donated $800 and now I can't pay rent I just got caught up in the HYPE bros
There was an electric guitar remix of the Moon theme from Ducktales that I liked.
Added to D tier.
SSS!!: PunchOut!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat / Super Bomberman 2 / SMW (blind race) / Dark Souls
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2 / Mort the Chicken / Glover / TRAG / Pac-Man World / Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage / Alien Soldier / Chasm: The Rift / RE2 / Divekick / Shrek XL / Last Action Hero / Nex Machina / Dead Rising / Remnants of Naezith / Metal Slug X / Metal Slug 3 / Chip and Dale / SMB3 / Invictus / Grand Poo World 2 / Banjo-Kazooie / MM2 / Tetris Effect / LoZ: MM
A: The Hobbit / THUG 2 / Marble Madness / Ranger-X / Half Minute Hero / Bloodstained: CotM / Super Mario Sunshine / Silent Hill 3 / Nuclear Throne / Starcraft / Jumper / TMNT 4 / Ristar / Cave Story / Minecraft / MM11 / MM3 / Zelda BotW / Bomberman 64 / Pokemon Let's Go
B: DMC / Spyro / TMNT 3 / Zombies Ate My Neighbors / Metroid / Castlevania: SotN / Metroid Prime / Skylar and Plux / Kirby Air Ride / Kirby 64 / Ape Escape / Crash Bandicoot 3 / PunchOut!! (arcade) / LoZ Randomizer / Furi / C&C / Sonic 3D Blast / Koumajou Densetsu II / Sly Cooper / Diablo 2 / HL / HL 2 / Rockman 4 / Tomb Raider
C: Sonic Generations / DKC2 / LoZ: Minish Cap / Final Doom / Bwaster Master / Solomon's Key / Jackal / Contra 3 / Ninja Spirit / Castlevania / Perfect Dark / Slipstream / Pokemon Crystal / Splatterhouse / Sylvester & Tweety / Clustertruck / Dark Souls 2 / Gauntlet / Mario Kart DD / Hyper Light Drifter / Cannon Spike / Skyrim
D: Portal 2 / Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / Outland / Contra / STFU / Timespinner / Castlevania: PoR / Prey / Uncharted / Monster Boy / Textorcist / Deltarune / Hylics / Laffy Taffy / Boogerman / LLB / Looney Tunes / Rhino Rumble / Aero the Acro-Bat / Octopath Travler / TAS Tetris / Transition / SMW (96 exit) / LoZ OoT
F: SMB2 / Ducktales 2 / We Love Katamari / Catlateral Damage / Castlevania DOS / FE Fates / KH3 / Quake / TAS MKWii
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 / LoZ: LBW / SMG 2 / TAS Celeste
Ω: Metroid Prime 2
do it
Why does this bitch sound like she's fucking dying
I don't know
>if I say it ironically, it can't possibly be true
Not unlike when you faggots were meming MAGA and that shit back fired
please post more good quality fur stuff like this
AYAYA CUTE CHAT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!
so what exactly is this "combo run" of two games?
use doordash
Should have spent those 800 on a valve index instead desu.
I want one
Abstaining from Turkey posts to make Samoose posts!
>HOW DO YOU NOT GET TIRED OF DOING IT
Be nice, this is literally the only attention it ever gets in life.
I'm not really attracted to 98% of men either, some I am. But I am very attracted to cock and I very much enjoyed having his in my mouth.
Still though, I want a gf.
you absolute nigger, I've been rating these as I wanted and not by your schmancy rules
this run was absolute shit honestly
Same, I live in Tampa but I don't know if you have to pay any costs besides the hotel room to attend.
Imagine going outside so where you live matters
>calming oot menu
>OKKER EENUR EHV TORME HAS KOITE A REPY'TAYSHN IN VUH GAYMIN CEHRMUNE'E
stop
How long until Prize Goblin
PUWEXIL HYPE
>HOW DO YOU NOT GET TIRED OF DOING IT
You're joking right? Attention is addicting user.
Nobody said to become trans. Just put on a cute dress and play a game of pretend.
BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE
he looks like one of those fat disgusting guys that rapes women, from those porno dojins you guys read
OH NONONONONONONONO
you do know the event is recorded right? you can watch it on your own time.
>that hairline
just shave it all off, jesus christ
>OoT in A tier
Go choke on a dick you cockscuking tranny
It's pretty comfy and it feels good living in the number 1 ranked state for overall freedom, not to mention actually feeling like you are making a difference in a swing state. Also getting to experience the occasional hurricane is quite exciting.
>charity shit
>not everything is politics
Brainlet can't see the politics in that
>that guys hair
the fuck
just shave
how was OoT? I just started watching the stream
I donated my entire life's savings just to see that OOT incentive. It was worth it, right? Right, guys? Please tell me it was worth it...
which one of you is peepeepoopooSad
is keizaron the guy with colon cancer?
Move it down to F tier. I'd call it a D tier run but people paid 300k for that D tier run.
VectorU were the only ones that were good.
Boring category with bad execution.
Super Metroid > Link to the Past
>he doesn't know
I like how a few moments ago, the Japanese chat was complaining about how popular and overused that is in the English chat.
mediocre
Some doors lead to SM/LoZ
A $300,000 waist of time.
Then why aren't you correcting the person coming to your defense with lies?
CUTE THREAD
not worth watching, go watch the wr if you're that interesting as to how it's a 15 minute run
it's a wrong warp to the very end, that's like the only trick
More like 3 weeks, schedule looks pretty good though
esamarathon.com
Should be this one, but i can't be assed to double check.
youtube.com
Same but unironically, seeing old runs and have easy explanations is greatm it isn't Pannen good, but it can be pretty comfy, and it isn't like Summoning Salt covers all games that exist.
They played a neo-soul version of the shiek melody that wasn't awful
>he doesn't know it's flipped
user, I...
There see, fuck you retards that said there was math involved
I was thinking the same thing, anyone knows?
Just like literally every other any% oot run. It also cost 300k and was over in less than 20 minutes.
How do I sate her?
If you like cock so much just find a cute trans girl
Hrs not wrong and he's doing a good service letting others know. Be faggots somewhere else.
>GDQ will be over when I wake up
it was alright
I too romanticized experiencing hurricanes until one knocked out power for a week. Now I hate em. It's like snow days as an adult.
the SilvaGunner rip they played on accident :^)
26 and yes
i have really bad trust issues, pretty sure i have avoidant personality disorder too so i have absolutely no desire to be with a woman
this has turned me towards autistic degenerate smut thats just making me worse
why does this dude have painted fingernails
sadpanda and his pixiv
sorry bros, my folders not that big
nope, zero interest and never had it.
although I do like traps, I would fuck the shit out of one.
Based west
New
have sex
>i've seen you in the private practice room
>i saw you go yesterday like three or four times
>he's still at it!
lewd
has chrono 100% been met yet?
LET ME FACE FUCK YOU
WHY SO SALTY BRO
AYAYA
who /neverdonatedbefore/ here
Hurry up with the randomizer. I've been waiting whole evening for it.
SOMEONE TELL THESE RETARDS TO STOP TRYING TO LOOK INTO THE CAMERA DURING THEIR INTERVIEWS AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Shut up you attention fag. We heard you the first time you spammed it.
you know the deal, out with them
>If you like cock so much just find a cute trans girl
lol, they fucking hate people that like their dicks, DESPISE them, and they don't want their benis sucked either.
also implying I'd have a chance with an attractive trap.
Just go watch old ones and shit you missed due sleep on the VOD site then, you can even skip the SHILL segments then.
HANDS IN PANTS!
AYAYA!
this one
youtube.com
Losing power sucks until I learned you can get free government vouchers for hotel stays for up to a month or more. Chilling at the radisson for a week was comfy af.
Actually yes. Andy and Ivan have great chemistry and banter, and the randomizer runs are always interesting.