Play Bayonetta

>3d

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sauce?

>3D
Its like you don't want people to play her game

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I did, brought it on Steam sales.
It's crap, not even worth 5$.

based

oof

OK mommy

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>not posting actual Bayo

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Someone post the edit

tattoos make women look so skanky lol

yeah, I thought this was actually going to be a Bayonetta thread but it's obvious OP is just shilling for some e-whore.

PLEAAASEE JUST LET ME LICK IT
I WONT TELL ANYBODY
I'LL EVEN PAY YOUR RENT THIS MONTH
JESUS FUCKING
CRRRRRUHHHHHHHHHHH

I feel like they announced right when they started developing. Feels like forever.

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I hate the Ryan Gosling meme so fucking much
If I were a mod I would instaban all the people posting it.

POO YUCK! THERES NO PENIS!

You're an adult user, I assume. Why else would you play a video game?

Have sex

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Sorry to break it to you but youre gay

oh fuckk that woman is in her underwears

But Bayo is better than this woman. I bet she can't lift a car by herself.

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Do you think Kamiya masturbates to Bayo cosplay?

What's his fucking problem?

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we hate you too user you fucking faggot end yourself

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Based Kamiya

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First off, if i wanted to jack off i'd go to a porn site. Porn games are a waste of money and time. You can just search half the plot on the web with no effort anyway.
Secondly, there's more to vidya then sexy girls, which you probably wouldn't know you shit taste beta.
Lastly why are you defending lazy ass template threads?

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Yes mommy.

This is a bit too lewd for a Christian imageboard

It's vaporware, Jim.

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true

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Yeah they probably did, since it was kind of a dead time for Switch announcements back then

>What’s his fucking problem?
He’s simply way too based for this clown world

If you'd take your own advice then you wouldn't be shilling some e-thot for free.

Looks like she has a T-Rex arm, look at it

unironically this

God bros I haven't touched a girl in like 3 years I wanna die.

Kek

t. roastie

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what kind of newfag thinks girls browse Yea Forums?

Where da dick @

>3 years
fucking normalfag

What the hell, you can see a color shift in her chest. Was this image photoshopped to give her a more vibrant skin color anywhere other than her head?

Where are her Wicked Weaves?

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yea, I can masturbate to this
saved

All "cosplay" photoshoots are shopped

>hairy arm hair
LITERALLY THE WORST COSPLAYER OF OUR TIME.

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I have a birth mark on my penis

Thanks for the pics but now my pp hard

I know people say this a lot as a meme, but this bitch unironically looks like she fucks black guys.

owo

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I have and am trying to get platinums on the Switch verison.

what the fuck are you talking about?

I [Chair clattering]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Based false equivalence bro

We all know you're just triggered because you'll never be passable and the sight of an attractive woman tears you up inside. Please just kill yourself and get it over with.

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>Ugly. She should stop complaining
absolute jej

>shitty fake titties
I sleep so hard.

Goslingposting is legitimately funny and the best ongoing trend on this site.

Don't reply to me ever again

Bayonetta made me an ass man.

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Sooo, are there also more lewd pictures of her? Because all of this is too tame.

instagram.com/giu_hellsing/?hl=en

not even a virgin and i love it

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circled in red.

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>another step in the evolution of foreveralone/tfw no gf
>best ongoing trend

It's just another 10 year old meme being recycled.

Based Goosemind

Sorry boss I'll try to avoid it from now on

>the actual Bayo isn't as cute

I did. Unfortunately Bayonetta is the kind of game you need to play multiple times on ever increasing difficulty for it to really unravel however, the derivative obligatory kamiya arcade sections he forces into all of his games (Highway and Rocket Ride) are so fucking shit that i really don't even want to imagine having to do them again let alone on a higher difficulty.

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Yes women do grow hair on their bodies like any other human, how do you not know this?

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Me neither but I am really horny and lonely. I think it is wholesome, in a strange sort of way.

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Does she have nudes or are you just wasting my time?

this discussion again
every woman has that you idiot

have sex

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>he thinks this 3DPD girl is better than Bayo

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>Bayo 1
>one of my favorite action games of all time played it multiple times

>buy Wii U
>buy Bayo 2 day 1
>never even finished it because bored
>tried and dropped 3 times
Am I retarded? Am I alone? What the fuck happened between 1 and 2?

>no pubes
I'll pass. Good bye.

when is vee going to stop falling for e-sluts?

Yeah she is. What a fucking blunder

Bayo 2 is shit. It shifts the entire focus of the combat to ultimate climax or whatever that shite is called.

>He is so low test he can't tell that he too has little hairs all over his body

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mammals have hair? amazing discovery, user

where all the /ss/ at

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2 is balanced around that Power Up mode I can't remember among other things.

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She looks ugly af even with makeup LOOOL

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>everyone i don't like is a roastie meme
Commit sudoku twink

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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somebody give name

>some normalfag who probably hasn't even played Bayo spamming a shitty cosplay
I hate nu-Yea Forums so much

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...

cmon dude, either you're just not interested in women or you're trying too hard to act like you're such hot shit that the slightest thing puts a woman beneath your level

She looks like chanel santini

where in this picture does Bayonetta look like a danged gorilla?

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Shame

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Actually ordered the first one and Ninja Gaiden Black for my 360 off of Amazon. Anything tips for when the game comes? Just recently got into DMC.

Are you also going to complain about real women not having neck seams dumb faggot?

youtube.com/watch?v=EwA5Hw3jC-0
Important watch (the first few minutes)
Without dodge offset the game will feel generic and like it doesn't make sense

You better hang yourself tranny.

Having sex is not that good like some of you imagine. You'll realse once you get to laid..

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I want him to make all my games

No. Fuck off.
I am never going to "play" porn when I can watch it FOR FREE without needing to constantly push buttons.

Softcore hentai games are the stupidest bullshit to ever hit the industry. Fuck Bayonetta. Fuck Senran Kagura too while I'm at it.

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>tattoos

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Only a virgin says this

>Bayo
>porn

siiiip

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Here comes the tattoo hating incel crowd...

Keep dreaming, incel

you sound jelly

I would lick the sweat off her arm hair.

Bayonetta anime with a good budget when?

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Other user is right. Men appreciate attractive women in their media, you are a failure of a human.

>having sex is not that good
you've obviously never had a meaty member teasing and thrusting inside your tight little boycunny before whilst getting love bites and little nibbles all along your neck and shoulders.

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