SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019 Marathon

based
cringe

what games does your mom play /GDQ/?

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>OOOOOORRB

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>That Skybilz pun

Why isn't she allowed to be a final day host, bros?

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find a rope and a tree and see if you can put the two together

Is the true man winning ?

Pathetic.

I hope it's not like the cringy FF6 one from last year.

woah they made alot of money on the last day

SMB3 is far superior to SMW in everyway and this runs prove that even more

Reminder to bathe regularly, watching SGDQ isn't as comfortably if you're a stinky, sticky fuck.

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based orb chants

what happened to the based dwarf? i liked his commentary

SSS

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He was short of funds

does anyone have an article or writeup on how msf provides medical help for isis and trafficks illegal immigrants into europe?

>Pokeshit in the same tier as a short and tight run like BotW
it's shit

She's too busy filling that gullet using the money the beta orbiters have been forking over to her.

I don't know if they can get people to just empty their wallets for no reason like they did during mario odyssey though

you're such an autist milafaggot

Threadly reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

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puwexil is great so we should be good

>seathorne leaning in to whisper orb to hob
hhehehheheh.

Make me. I literally haven't showered in 3 weeks.

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What's up with this shit?

you HAVE purchased a shirt from the yetee right user?

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He asked someone to toss him as a Lord of the Rings joke and they threw him way too far. He didn't make and it's very sad.

SMW categories that ban cape are significantly better than SMB3, especially because SMB3 is plauged with retarded RNG.

MONEY LAUNDERING TAX EVASION SCAM FAKE ANONYMOUS DONATIONS UYAMA KIKE TERRORISM SMUGGLING REFUGEES

That's what you wanted to hear isnt it.

What was their justification for shipping thousands of illegal economic migrants to Europe again?

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>Yea Forums's opinions are shit
Yes, you're right, but that's what they voted.

i want to fuck this drawing

Post Charlie's boobs

Damn these niggas getting blown up by TNT

My mom plays a lot of Pokemon Go and other random phone games. Her main one is Pokemon Go though.

GDQ staff knows that they won't hit $2 million if people are too busy masturbating to Edobean.

Blechy? Probably just couldn't make it. Hopefully not having health problems like a lot of dwarves do.

wooow, they made the oot incentive, incredible, how did we do it bros, im stunned at the willpower of this community

dr mario, solitaire, crossword puzzles

>6hr of jrpg #254
What a shit event, can't they stop already with that meme at the closing acts of the events

fuck off reverse shitter

Dilate

Why are people paying for staples runs like OoT?

>Most of the day with fucking nothing donated
>Suddenly a bunch of huge donations back to back

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random fucking music

What the FUCK was that? Am I having a fucking stroke or something?

>random shitty remix
shoutouts to the tech crew

thats what I was implying with my post yea

shout outs to the amazing tech crew

no :(

SHOUT

OUTS

TO

OUR

AMAZING

TECH

CREW

AND

POWER

UP

AUDIO

Gdq basically ends before that run. Better find something else to do this evening.

Some of them are actually pretty decent. I only ever use them as shirts to sleep in, not anything to wear in public outside.

It isn't a staple run, though.

I don't think she even plays phone games

Make the söy stop

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SHOUTOUTS TO THE AUDIO CREW

>final day
>getting lots of donations
>must be money laundering
brainlets please go

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Only 100K away from based MSF getting 2 million!

They think their organization literally can't turn people in need down regardless of situation.

prove it

Shoutouts to the tech crew

Thanks for the money you stupid fucks!

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It's Chrono Trigger, so it will be relaxing and chill at least.
Also this.

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It's comfy user

seethe, cope and have sex

Shouldn't you be setting up the next 100 fake donations Mike?

Someone call Dr. Now, we got his next patient.

>paying a premium for graphic tees to sleep in
based retard

Come over here and smell my balls lol

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Oh boy, I can't wait for this amazing OoT Any% that's not worth the 300k at all.

i thought the sonic nigga was banned

did dr farbody do a run this gdq? he's a toplad

>money laundering
Nah, just an easy tax writeoff. Most of the big "anonymous" donations are just businesses trying to get lower taxes.

>Mike's shirt rippling around his massive waist
Seriously, why do people that are heavy wear tight clothing?

Healthy young child goes to GDQ, gets pumped with massive shot of many estrogen hormones, doesn't feel good and changes - SPEEDRUNNER. Many such cases!

OOOOOOOORB *loud applause*

>Pokemon Let's Go in different tiers
So which is it? Watchable or shit?

>have a lardwhale friend
>one day she was wearing a dress
>when she sat down on a chair her legs looked like fucking massive chicken drumsticks
ugh
how can people like fatties?

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Where is edobean and her cute voice? CUTE poyo~~ xD

No, he got banned for getting beat up by a mexican drug dealer

Gonna fap during the OOT run, should I nut to Link or Zelda?

Then explain Caleb

he tried to buy drugs and got thrown out of the hotel.
Or if you want to believe his story, he randomly got punched 8 times while he was doing absolutely nothing at the bar.

I can't wait to see all of those differences between the 2013 runs and today. I'm sure I'll be blown away at the setup for the wrongwarp or hitting Ganon with a stick.

Imagine having fapped to Mario. ha ha.

Does he get a stamp on his forehead to mark him?

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Have you really not heard or is this bait?

this race is such a fucking sham, this shit has been over since the beginning just like every other race

Thanks user. They're actually cheaper than most shirts desu, at least in years previous. Unless you're wearing a pack of Hanes undershirts which also can randomly be expensive.

shoutouts to these real human donators
gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donor/255000/?comments
gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donor/323927/?comments
gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donor/29595/?comments

You mean the horrible rapist who kids should not look up to?

I'm sure big anonymous donations with no messages aren't a bunch of fake shit.

chubby is high test

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>just like every other race
are you just pretending to be retarded?

absolute shit, do you really want to waste away 3 hours of your life for nothing

shit game, couch was enjoyable

Why not both?

That makes way more sense.

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SGDQ already ended for me. Don't know why, but this year was lacking.

reminder that >we run this shit

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>one person says money laundering two threads ago
>now everyone is saying it

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>expecting underage zoomers to know charitable donations are tax deductible

get ready for 10mins of deku tree dungeon teleport into credits. I can't wait!

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wait what the fuck? no, I genuinely haven't, he seemed like a really nice guy, what's he done?

>puns

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he gets 4 other headmates as a gift for first time attendance

It actually wasn't until world 3-4 that it became pretty decisive

Have sex

This is great bait.

Reposting because still relevant.

>Boring game
>Race without any tension.
>Donation spam ruins whatever there was.
>The incentive getting the spam is boring too.

Mia poster reverses the rankings.

TEN THOUSAND
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Instead of making that donation, why not spend that money to get some nice Udon?
It will be worth it more, guaranteed!

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To be fair that's obviously one of the retarded supporters of Covertmuffin and probably a big reason he streams to begin with. This person probably donates to him all of the time.

are you new, is this bait or are you just plain retarded?

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Almost forgot about the stat tracking site
gdqstat us/graph/

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If we're going to be completely truthful here, they got all these donations long ago during the event, but there's so many small donations that they have to spread out reading them.

2 million before the end of Mario? Fuck

I'm referring to Aaeriele of course. I didn't bother looking at the others.

>$37k in almost a week

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Its probably an old shirt he had before he gained even more weight. Same thing happened to me, but I was a hungry skeleton who started to work out and eat a lot more food and actually managed to gain some weight and muscle (no I am not some zyzz /fit/god). None of my old clothes fit me anymore after like 2 months of eating and working out.

I'm a brainlet and still don't understand how this works. I get how it would work putting money through a business but it gets fuzzy to me when it's art, NGOs and banks get involved.

>10k donation
>Not money laundering

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>literally who t-shirt site has tens of thousands of dollars to donate every fucking GDQ

Hmm, this is totally legit and not fake at all

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I know, that's why I'm asking because megumin gave an A and mia put on F

It was kinda polarizing.
On one hand it was 3 hours long and not very skill-based, but on the other hand the runner and couch had good chemistry and seemed like they were genuinely having fun.

so how many of you sent a postcard into GDQ to try to win the prizes for free?

Hmm, I was about to donate $300,000, but I'm just gonna get some good Udon instead. Thanks, user.

TASTY!!!

I think just about every Mario, Megaman, Metroid, etc, race are all decided by a single mistake. It seems like every race of these games someone has a lead and just keeps it for 90 minutes until the run is over.

Those "theories" have been around since at least 2014 when GDQ went more corporate.
It went from "UYAMA IS POCKETING ALL THE MONEY" to "IT'S JUST A HUGE TAX EVASION OPERATION" to now "IT'S MONEY LAUNDERING"
There's never been any evidence for any of this and none of it would make any sense if it were true, just like every good conspiracy theory.

There's no Japanese places where I live besides a Sushi place.

i live in canada

>literally who
the t-shirt company who makes all of the t-shirts for GDQ, and the money they donate is the split they set aside for the charity?
are you retarded or something

I don't want any of those prizes. I never have from any GDQ.

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Does it count? I know donating directly to a charity is deductible but not sure if going through GDQ counts. Also winning one of the prizes may disqualify you.

based

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He says he was just minding his own business when someone punched him in the face 8 times and he got banned from the venue for it.
But really he was probably trying to buy drugs.

pretty much completely missed this GDQ, any recommended runs to watch?

Caleb has been around since old GDQ when the speedrunning ALPHAS used to gather. He just goes nowadays to brag at how much of an untouchable chad he is.

Based and money-pilled

I learned it was a writeoff when I was 6 years old from the Ducktales movie, and I wasn't even sure what taxes was back then
>I won't be keeping a lot of it lads. Most of this treasure will be going to museums.
>That doesn't sound like Uncle Scrooge.
>That way I'll get a hefty tax break!
>That does!

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WEW lads that was a GREAT race ! XD I had fun!

>the fucking 12 year old kid won the race
Lmao the STATE of those two "men"

Should I order 'za bros. I'm feeling kinda fat already but I kinda want to

With that kind of consistency it MUST be true that Uyama is tax-evading to pocket laundered money.

Then get the ingredients and make some yourself! Lots of supermarkets have a wide selection of Asian ingredients now.

It's just bitter incels angry that SGDQ is highly successful and that a reputable charity is getting support.

based

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Stupid naive child. I bet you never worked a real job

>none of it would make any sense if it were true
Do you honestly believe that Uyama does all this out of goodwill? He surely pockets at least some part of the money, enough so he can take it easy for the rest of the year

Daily reminder that bonus games are completely for "anonymous" money laundering

Because you start losing motor function and reflexes are less refined after you pass like 19, maybe 20 years of age, unfortunately.

Hey bros, what are you gonna play while the Chrono Trigger run plays in the background?

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I will now watch your cartoon.

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I also highly doubt anyone would pick a publicly streamed event with tons of publicity to launder money when all the donations require your personal information.

Rate this run!

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What's the record of donations on a GDQ event?

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gonna play with my peepee

RATE THE RUN

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TNT left everyone else in the dust. It's almost sad how far behind they've been.

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Maybe he got punched while trying to buy drugs

...but we have these events ALL year now.

wtf I just stood up and past out for a brief moment nose is sore and there's a metallic taste in my mouth its gone now though.

I only watched the first day.

Any cringe/kino moments I've missed? Many trannies this year?

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with myself

On topic, what did you guys make of this run? I thought it was well played but not too exciting of a race. Please someone talk about the stream with me ..

F

Suddenly no more donations

Hmmmm

Donations/10

more Stardew Valley, of course

C, half the run was just begging for anonymous donations and it wasn't close at all

Predicting the future, how did you do it?

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DONATE TO OCARINA OF TIME /10.

Bloodstained

One of the most low energy runs with one of the most low energy couches of all time.
OF ALL TIME.

>nothing but donations
>commentators cared more about OoT
2/10

That sort of assumption is why things like this are effective. The more public something is the more likely people believe it's legitimate because the assumption is that if it were illegitimate surely SOMEONE ELSE would have looked into it. When everyone makes this assumption nobody looks into it.

>Based retard completely deflecting because he couldn't google the site

D
boring

I do not.

F

D

around 2.2 million. This will definitely beat it.

He gets paid a salary for his services, just like every other job on the fucking planet.

NO
FAT
CHICKS

with my dick

Sleep

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D

Boring category, not a lot of dynamic, poor commentary.

>3h of them just talking about donating money to the OOT run.
Yeah no

Last day. Anything I missed?

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C, woke up early for it but wasn't that great.

zzz

would be A but ZZZ because of the constant donation begging

The OoT donation spamming was so retarded. Pretty sure they said the words Ocarina of Time more often than Mario

D

Really boring/10, Spent the entire time begging for donations.

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Completely overwhelmed by those shitty donation shills
C tier

>ahckarina

D for donations

C, I really hate long SMW runs where they spend 2/3 of it flying off screen

>6 hr Chrono Trigger run
fucking kino

D for donate

B just because the winner had Bretty good execution

How did they get to almost 2 million dollars

>runners broing it up afterwards

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0/10, fucking trash.

>race ended very early
>couch and runners almost unable to run
>WE'RE SO CLOSE PLEASE DONATE LET ME INTERRUPT YOU MID TALKING TO SHOUT MORE DONATIONS
>OOT! OOT! OOT!

$2.425m last agdq

F, announcer annoying as fuck with donations, over 9000 money laundering and boring race/run

Octopath

4/10
meh

It was drowned out by "let's raise $150,000 in 90 minutes"

Do you count a Save File named FAG as Political Drama?

And yet all the experts ITT who know for a fact that this is all shady and fake have never bothered to tip off any authority to maybe have an eye on this multi million dollar operation.
But oh wait I bet THE GUBERMINT and everyone working for them is in on it as well, of course.

D-Tier
One-sided race, constant donation shilling and so much cape-skipping.

A
I liked it

Bloodstained

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>troll donation gets through
What was it?

>100% Chrono Trigger run
YOU ALREADY PREDICT A SIX HOUR ESTIMATE PLEASE GOD NO

The beginning was close at least.
It wasn't very entertaining / 10

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I don't work for free.

>6 hours of JRPGshit soon
fuck the retards scheduling these marathons

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Who got banned before running?

why the fuck are people so excited to watch people play videogames lol

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C - it had promising, even start that turned out to one runner domination later on. OoT spam didn't help either.

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Will be grinding in Azur Lane

I always thought SGDQs made a lot less than AGDQs since they're shorter and not "LET'S KILL CANCER FOREVER!" This is kind of weird that they're not that far apart.

He said he was high on his sonic run at agdq but I reckon that was just a joke
highly doubt he's the type to smoke crack or any mad shit

10/10

Did i miss anything good since Majoras Mask started?
Was the Dark SSSouls run the highlight of the event?

>Diversity or bullying speech

Where? I never heard anything about that.

CT will be maximum comfy

The cops almost showed up and hauled caleb away

Yes it still counts, just like how contributing to NPR is deductible even though doing so could win you tickets to a concert or something. There being an incentive to donate doesn't change that it's a donation.

D(onations), I sleept on the star road part.

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Fucking gay ass event managed by jews

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But you shitpost and complain about it for free for years on end.

B it was alright

On stage meltdown = tranny started crying

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I don't think so. It's been a boring day so far.

Was the Transistor run good? I overslept and I'm pretty upset.

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Thanks anonymous!

>SGDQ almost over
Overall it was a lot more fun than other years

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>FINALLY playing a good remix
took them long enough

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VNs to pass the boring bits

I only like watching speed run fuck ups. It's a shame the chat is subs only

Sounds like you missed Majora's Mask.

this is a pretty cool song

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Yetee used to be such a big sponsor in prior GDQs they would mention them between, during, and after every run. Now they only mention them when they give a donation or the one or two commercials they play a day.

Making t-shirts has high profit margins and The Yehtee can write the donation off in their taxes. It's essentially free advertising for them.

Did you remember to bring your gamerfuel to GDQ?

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>neo-soul remix of the shiek them from oot
Finally one I can get behind

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The 6 hour estimate easily includes the 100% run. It's almost like the expect it to be met.
t. someone who watches puwexil stream it every sunday night

>OOT is only 23 minutes
Why would you waste so much money on that shit?
Oh well, at least zelda+metroid randomizer will be good

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PunchOut wii was the highlight of the whole thing, Split/Second with bonesaw-lite kid was enjoyable too

Did Claris get the jump? Also, I heard that the Katamari runner paused to cry for 2 minutes or some shit so I guess that counts as a meltdown if true.

Has your favorite game/speed game ever been at GDQ?
If not would you ever want to see it at GDQ?
If no would you rather see it at another speedrun event?

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Why did you have to post this? Now I'll have to fucking fap you fucking asshole go to hell

Spongebob. Somebody dug up twitch clip of runner saying "fag" on stream years ago.

Not anymore.

Yo-kai Watch 4

Npr is non profit, gdq is for profit, you cannot write these off as charitable donations

pretty cool glitches and skips, it was ok

>The longer speedrun is better!
>Woooooooooo!

That didn't actually happen

How did a 5 hour run get such a high ranking from ADHD Yea Forums? I fell asleep right when BOTW ended

any% is literally the worst possible category, fuck even max% child with fire arrows would be better than this shit

It's common practice to estimate your run to it's max possible time, which includes any donation incentives

They did play high quality rip featuring linkin park earlier.

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but the HOOOYYPPE user, don't you feel it?

This dance guy is fucking annoying stop giving him attention

Years ago? wasn't it a streamer who "told off" someone just recently?

Hey bros, how was the spongebob run?

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wooow, that was the un-hypest race yet
boring commentary, dull runners
they barely even talked about the game ffs, just about the oot incentive

Runners were alright, but non-stop donations completely killed the mood for me.
D

Isn't any% literally just some fucking around with wrong warps? Not all that fun to watch honestly

Speaking of, how was David Tennant as the new Ducktales' Scrooge anyway? I didn't watch the show but I mean, they had to get someone since Alan Young died.

SGDQ's stopped being shorter than AGDQ's several years ago. Though yeah, they do still generally get less than AGDQs, but the gap has been closing recently.

whats with the bald autistic guy wiggling his fingers around

The only people who stayed up to watch it are the ones who really wanted to watch it, so obviously the ratings were more favorable than they would have been if everyone who left or went to sleep had stayed the entire time. All long runs in the middle of the night need to be taken with this grain of salt.

Patty on donations, charismatic runner and couch.

Neat.
>tfw I was a kid and learned what a refugee was from playing Majora's Mask and the teacher gave me good boy points when she asked what the definition was and I knew it

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bullying was invented for people like him

C
for Constant Shilling

he got the 'tism real bad

Happy ending guys

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>"you DO want them to get to 2 million, right user?"

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He legitimately has asperger's and is always dancing to the music like a true sperg.

was he actually removed for this?

Xenoblade Chronicles X. I have a lot of grinding to do.

>Back just in time for OoT
Hell yeah

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I bet the actual reason he was banned wasn't because he said faggot but because someone at GDQ staff doesn't like Spongebob.

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SOMEONE RIP THAT HAT OFF OF HER FUCK

I think you answered your question yourself.

the commentator and runner really hit it off they were really entertaining

That's the "dance dad". Fucking rubbishg name if you ask me, he's not dancing, or even wiggling his fingers to theme of the music.

>any%
>not MST

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>from our amazing previous host
>doesn't say his name
cunt doesn't even know who he is, lol

>live in a world where streamers and camwhores make hundreds of thousands a month from donations
>even people donating $1000 to charity? MUST BE FAKE

Melee has been run, it was a good time

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The low attention span zoomers were asleep, and the people left were rewarded with an actually good speedrun and commentary.

There's a fuckton of sites that make basedboy t-shirts, the competition is extremely stiff.

I know yetee because I've been watching GDQ for years. Outside of that I never seen them anywhere else. There's no way they would have tens of thousands to blow on GDQ every time.

Fwahahaha based anime profile pic user.

No I don't support terrorism

dont get your hopes up user

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Yep, there was basically no tension or energy because commentators had their attention on shilling OoT, might as well not been a race at all.

>any% is dead

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that lana rain?

So how many events have they been shilling for Super Meat Boy Forever already?
How the fuck is that shitty mobile game still not out?

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She has bad vocal fry.

There are organizations whose sole job is to see if charities are legitimate

Who's the announcer she sounds like she gives a nice, optimistic cuddle sesh

>You're still an enormous bitch-pig
BASED

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the people in these threads are laughably stupid

I think he also just likes the attention. He doesn't annoy me as much as he used to though.

So rapecusation is like the female equivalent of a boy throwing rocks at a girl he like?

I prefer In the End
Its something that feels like it could be true.

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Metal Knickers.

wonder if they fucked after apologizing

You're deep in the pockets of Big GDQ aren't you? Huh? Show me the books, Uyama!

damn andy got fat

Yes, search for "Lana as a Pink Pirate masturbates with viewer controlled vibrator"

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU GUYS GOTTA DONATE AND GET ME AWAY FROM THIS PRIZE GOBLIN HE KEEPS PRETENDING I'M THAT FAGGOT CARTOON DRAGON AND WANTING TO RUB HIS GREASY DICK ON ME GUYS I CAN'T TAKE IT YOU GOTTA SAVE ME

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Does S/S's bullying and humiliation fetish live on screen count as relationship drama?

Andy has been putting on some weight

yes

don't forget that gacha exists, user

You completely missed the point about the donation being a tax write-off.

do it

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about a year now. They only shill for it because that's the payment powerup audio asked for in lieu of cash. They do it "pro bono" and GDQ shills their company and the games they work on (which they get a cut of/bonus for if it sells certain numbers). Ed "It works on MY PC" mcmillen also donates to GDQ every year and SMB is a pretty good speedgame.

kungfufruitcup

>buy sword/shield
>enter deku
>item delay (which we will most likely fail 30 times)
>kill gohma
>die
>get bugs in LW
>go back to gohma room, perform RBA and wrong warp to castle collapse
>kill ganon
>fin

whoops sorry lol spoiled your 300k run

Maybe they're taking inspiration from Duke Nukem Forever

Question regarding the music. Is there someplace where I can see every track that has been played this whole GDQ?

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based Andy will save us

Tales of Phantasia speedrun when?

You can't write off payments to a LLC for tax purposes. This money is written of by the company as advertisement. They're the exclusive producers of gdq shirts, and they sell them for $15-20 each. They quite easily pull $50k during this marathon

Goddamn I missed out.

youtube.com/watch?v=YEKY_Nq15iU
they did chrono trigger as a "preview" run earlier this month, should I even bother watching it again?

Just click random links on OCRemix and you'll end up with a similar playlist because the people choosing the music have god awful taste.

I'm legit disturbed by how everyone acts like it was such an easy fix when a few days ago she randomly threatened police action. LITERALLY what the fuck. You should get raked through the coals for false flagging.

i've seen some cringe but this takes the cake
unbelievable

Is this a basedboy shirt?

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It's GDQ and reddit's new forced meme

lol good luck having them run any jrpg thats not final fantasy or chrono trigger
I know they had earthbound one GDQ which was refreshing

ESA summer is July 19th

>they're both difficult games
Super Metroid is laughably easy.

Anybody have a clip? What happened?

Silence that matches the depths of space.

Nah, it's the same run

You should bother HAVING SOME SEX YOU VIRGIN

Why do you people want to watch someone property play a slow as fuck game like OoT? Any% is the only way to make it entertaining.

THE PRIZE GOBLIN IS LOSE NOT A DRILL THE PRIZE GOBLIN IS LOSE HIDE YOUR GREASE

NOOOOO NINTENDO PAID MODS DELETE THIS

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Any shirt that isn't just a plain solid color is a basedboy shirt.

>caleb had to prostrate himself before me and I destroyed his reputation anyway, but I'll stop now since I kinda got what I wanted. feels good to be an adult tehe!

The way I think about it sometimes is that a lifetime of not working out or eating healthy isn't going to be fixed by not eating that pizza the one day a week or whatever. Though you should be careful not to use this thinking every time because then you'll just keep gaining. Just try to do some fitness stuff tomorrow/eat better.

Mute

It's not false flagging. It's being a fraud

The speedrun is punishing at high level. That's obviously what they mean. Casually it's easy but in order to compete you're going to be doing a lot of dangerous things.

He was fine. I mean the guy's Scottish so he can naturally do the accent. If you put aside the whole "OMG DOCTOR WHO IS VOICING SCROOGE" bullshit, it did a perfectly good job. The show itself wasn't as good as the original but it was still good.

She said she was sorry, user. Clearly she learned her lesson and won't do that again, no sire.

Not when you don't know there is a run button!

She was drink and he ignored her when they met, this was about getting his attention. Who takes "hours" to apologize? He smashed that thot

>favourite game is a modern action game that is notable but not super popular and would be a 5 hour run
It'd never happen.

I guess maybe the first game could get in but it's still a 1h30 run of a not super popular game so doubt it.

With the mobility options in the game I imagine it'd be an interesting watch, though cutscenes might hurt that.

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>SMZ3
>Not a race
Races have the potential to be a total blowout if a gamble backfires horribly, and co-op will finish faster, but this feels like a mistake regardless.

OoT any% is among the most boring shit you could ever watch it takes 25 minutes and it's just a series of glitches and wrong warp to get to the final boss, see

why haven't third parties taken advantage of this rich and unique merchandising ecosystem

nice bait

not sure what you're on about but the speedrun demands a lot of very difficult tech

It's easy if you go around and collect all the energy tanks and such, but low percent runs can be difficult. That's why Phantoon usually claims some souls during the speedrun races.

Why are these acting like they got called to the principal’s office?

I support violence, not towards any particular group but in general. And I advocate people to engage in it whenever possible.

Works in the PAL version

People aren't donating to GDQ LLC.

Ah ok. Thanks for the reply!

Its a little unnerving watching how stone faced the interviewer dude always is

>lana rain

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Same dude who originally posted her pornhub video

So, who was the cutest girl at this SGDQ, guys? Sumichu doesn't count.

Yeah, it's fun to watch a game being so broken, not an adventure being played at sub 20 fps.

>SMB
Yeah Meat Boy is a great game, but Forever isn't meat boy. It's a shitty autorunner made for mobile phones.
Why are they advertising that game but couldn't advertise The End is Nigh, the actual successor to Meat Boy that is legit great?

They're talking about speedrunning it you mongoloid.

It's grease season

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IT'S SO AWKWARD YOU CAN FEEL IT

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what is this scripted cringe shit

Andy going full DO NOT WANT at prize goblin

Andy getting big

I'm just saying, ever since the Haiti earthquake fake charity scandals, these things have been kept under close watch because no one wants to see that happen again.

That would make sense if amounts were smaller.

r34 of Sir Prizes giving Velocity the dick when

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Me. No I wont post tits

what does prize man smell like?

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Andy is so disgusted by the grease.

>Hur dur
Every fucking semester the same shit, retards complaining about any%

Imagine the smell

god I love that slut

Looks to me like he puts it on everything he eats.

why, of course it's kungfufatcup!

Fast food

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It is the greason of the goblin

The donations go straight to the charity. The donation link is literally just the charity's paypal.

post feet
pure grease

sweaty cum

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This fucking guy is always slapping his mouth and everything he says sounds like he's got an ounce of water in his mouth.

*smacks lips*

hot sticky prizes

the entire reason any% sucks massive donkey cock is because it's only 25 minutes, and that can't show how broken it REALLY is. any% literally has one glitch which is just a wrongwarp to collapse
if you've only seen any% runs and think "huhuhu woah this game is like so broken wew" then watch a 100% run; it's 4 hours of just glitches

around 70% of OoT any% is unskippable cutscenes

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like unwashed bo and grease

>every "interview" always ends up getting hijacked by Scent the Prize Goblin to shill shitty merchandise to force people into donating

How can they defend this

>Sumichu doesn't count.
Is that because she's a soulless demon who is in charge of and responsible for what this entire shit show of an event has become?

Imagine going to an event to watch a twitch stream of the event

The backroom of a Chuck E. Cheese

>they don't like sweat
nice lie

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I stayed up all night and now I'm feeling greasier than the goblin but I can't shower or I'll miss the $250/second run.

I have watched this from the start and you could literally see him getting more greasy. Also he hasn't changed clothes.

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>One last time in the audience before my shift!! SO HYPE for the LOZ + Metroid randomizer afegdgfsfafsffafafsffafafsfs #SGDQ19

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>who was the cutest girl
>the cutest girl doesn't count

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Really?

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>reputable charity
Lol, c'mon now.

I’m not saying he has to shave, but why not TRIM your beard? It takes two seconds to make yourself not look like a homeless person

Anime girl sweat > the sweat and grease of some 30 year old dude who showers once every 2 weeks

because the run has not changed one fucking bit in like 10 years

>based goblin dabbing on trannies by calling them dragsters
sometimes he's alright

>sumichu
>girl

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The randomizer, like alttp, generally gets more than the minimum for any%. You generally have 3 e tanks, reserve tank, and too many missiles

I do, I just don't like sweaty feet
I like sweaty tummy

>If only you knew how bad things really are

Where is fucking Sekiro.

Also why are we having a fucking six hour run for the final game wtf.

6 hours is the estimate for 100% so they're basically assuming that the 100% incentive will be reached

That's what happens when you get a gf who actually cares about your personality, but desu he really hasn't changed much in the past few months.

*2015*

what do people like this do for a living? are they actually employed?

why is sent so fucking dirty every time, even down to his clothes. does no one say anything to him?

Woke up and got lunch, missed the SMW run but it didn't look interesting from the few minutes I've seen anyways
Pretty excited for the rest though

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There's apparently a donation incentive for 100%.

>not going for the orgies

I actually like a previous chrono trigger run a lot, might watch this one too.
Otherwise I'll just be masturbating like everyone else.

>SOULLESS

For some reason I always assumed it's in a different room

I'm gonna FUCKING CUM

Prizes

>Shamus
I LOVE PRIZE GOBLIN SO MUCH

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>forever is an autorunner
what
no it isn't.
>made for phones
it isn't even coming out on phones.

nice.

LMAO ENJOY YOUR 300K RUN YOU FREAKS

how much faster is CT any% compared to 100%

That one in the crowd with the plushie during big the cat

Jesus Christ

Fuck yeah Torje

The one from S/S

That what happens every time, they have a long-ass JRPG to close off the marathon.

here's what 300,000 was spent on guys, hope you're ready.

wheres the girl that flashed her panties last gdq?

HAHAHA

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Isn't it weird that there's suddenly a fuckton of people defending GDQ legitimacy in these threads?

There's no way they would have people designated to this shit just like there's no way they have people generating anonymous donations.

Haha, I didn't know I was THAT cute!

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PREPARE FOR SHIT COMMENTARY, EXECUTION ERRORS AND A NORWEGIAN TWINK. HOPE IT WAS WORTH $300,000.

how many packs of cigarettes does kungfufruitcup smoke a day

>Last 3 runs
No nonononononononononono

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can I get a HOIYPE Yea Forums

L I T E R A L L Y every single event ever has had a 4+ hour run as the finale you fucking newfag

SMW (96 flag) added to D(onate).

SSS!!: PunchOut!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat / Super Bomberman 2 / SMW (blind race) / Dark Souls
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2 / Mort the Chicken / Glover / TRAG / Pac-Man World / Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage / Alien Soldier / Chasm: The Rift / RE2 / Divekick / Shrek XL / Last Action Hero / Nex Machina / Dead Rising / Remnants of Naezith / Metal Slug X / Metal Slug 3 / Chip and Dale / SMB3 / Invictus / Grand Poo World 2 / Banjo-Kazooie / MM2 / Tetris Effect / LoZ: MM
A: The Hobbit / THUG 2 / Marble Madness / Ranger-X / Half Minute Hero / Bloodstained: CotM / Super Mario Sunshine / Silent Hill 3 / Nuclear Throne / Starcraft / Jumper / TMNT 4 / Ristar / Cave Story / Minecraft / MM11 / MM3 / Zelda BotW / Bomberman 64 / Pokemon Let's Go
B: DMC / Spyro / TMNT 3 / Zombies Ate My Neighbors / Metroid / Castlevania: SotN / Metroid Prime / Skylar and Plux / Kirby Air Ride / Kirby 64 / Ape Escape / Crash Bandicoot 3 / PunchOut!! (arcade) / LoZ Randomizer / Furi / C&C / Sonic 3D Blast / Koumajou Densetsu II / Sly Cooper / Diablo 2 / HL / HL 2 / Rockman 4 / Tomb Raider
C: Sonic Generations / DKC2 / LoZ: Minish Cap / Final Doom / Bwaster Master / Solomon's Key / Jackal / Contra 3 / Ninja Spirit / Castlevania / Perfect Dark / Slipstream / Pokemon Crystal / Splatterhouse / Sylvester & Tweety / Clustertruck / Dark Souls 2 / Gauntlet / Mario Kart DD / Hyper Light Drifter / Cannon Spike / Skyrim
D: Portal 2 / Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / Outland / Contra / STFU / Timespinner / Castlevania: PoR / Prey / Uncharted / Monster Boy / Textorcist / Deltarune / Hylics / Laffy Taffy / Boogerman / LLB / Looney Tunes / Rhino Rumble / Aero the Acro-Bat / Octopath Travler / TAS Tetris / Transition / SMW (96 flag)
F: SMB2 / Ducktales 2 / We Love Katamari / Catlateral Damage / Castlevania DOS / FE Fates / KH3 / Quake / TAS MKWii
ZZZ: BL 2 / LoZ: LBW / SMG 2 / TAS Celeste
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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I want to see KungFu do Wii Fit

3 minute unskippable cutscene at the start btw enjoy lads

>250k for a 20min run

Bros, why is male Luna Lovegood speedrunning Zelda?

$250/second. Enjoy it.

Yes just like there's no way people would ever donate money anonymously (when they get a tax receipt for the IRS)

Remember when Prize Goblin started this event looking relatively clean and ungreasy? It's a real-time viewing of his grease taking over.

Move randomizer you cunt

He's one of those guys who has 1 pair of pants he wears every single day and only ever showers once a week at most. He's also wearing a fucking jacket while you can clearly see him melting whenever he's on camera. I bet he sleeps in his clothes, too.

NO REFUNDS

You guys are wholesome.

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No but remember msf donates to isis I won't post a source but just believe me :)

You faggots were proved wrong about this, the paypal is gdq's

GOTTA TALK FAST!

I ain't your lad, buddy

I FUCKING MISSED TAS CELESTE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Based

remember that every second of this run is worth hundreds of dollars

>ywn destroy Torje's twinky boypussy

More like $210-$220 per second

Thanks dude.

He's just like me

i'm already bored

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New

CT any% is ~2:45 average, no LSS is like 3 hours for puwexil's time. 100% glitchless is usually 5:45, 100% all quests is usually 4:45.

>essentially essential

you should be happy

dont be silly
it was 300k

HERE'S THE RUN YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR FOLKS, HOPE YOU GET YOUR MONEY'S WORTH, IT ONLY COST $250 A SECOND TO PLAY THIS GAME

it's exit, dumb anime

rockman 4 as B?

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I kinda wish this will be a shitshow

Did they tell you to repeat the shit about the tax write-off over and over in these threads? It's pretty obvious

Maybe OOT just isn't a good speedgame to begin with?
Titanfall 2 is like one of the best speedgames, compare the run from that to OOT and tell me which one is more interesting to watch.
It is 100% an autorunner dude.
>not coming out on phones
But it is, originally it was only going to be a mobile game but they decided that because of how shit it was they might get more money if they pretend that it's actually SMB2 on PC/consoles.

Essentially ESL

Name a more overrated game than OoT

You can't

For
Profit

It generally helps that these people are also really good at the game.

>missed
you can't miss something that was prerecorded

How did they fuck up a tas run?

I've donated large amounts of money anonymously before (not to GDQ) and remained anonymous to the public. You still get your tax receipt but your name isn't displayed anywhere.

Good catch, I'll fix it.

KFC is the only qt there, why would I want to be in the same room as a bunch of sweaty unwashed speedrunners/fans slamming into some disgusting speedslut's musty vagina?

>it is 100% an autorunner
why is it not claimed to be an autorunner anywhere, and why is no one who's participating in the betas calling it an autorunner?

Does this song ever remind you of The Busy World of Richard Scarry?

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Oh yeah, agreed.
Why the fuck is Minus Infinity only on B?

youtube.com/watch?v=e7gMMN--uak

>Dark Souls
>SSS
Why did I went to sleep after Shitleste run?

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Because the devs are butthurt and trying to pretend it's not an autorunner and actually the sequel to SMB so that it can sell better.
If you seriously look at any gameplay and don't think it's an autorunner I think you might be retarded.

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Last time we had Oddyssey and it was only 3 hours.
Though I did somehow forgot about the bore that was FFVI thankfully.

just show off your tits again patchy

Because Dark Souls games have historically been bad at all GDQ and ESA events. There was no reason to assume this one would be any different.

bruh

I'm still bothered Glover is only SS.

can ANYONE stop Jude?

can't fool me mr. moderator who bans people on page 10

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