Why did I move here?
Why did I move here?
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He killed someone in romania
what did they eat?
this game has one of the best intros ever. i like how niko thinks roman is living the life with a big house, cars and women, and how roman acts like he has an awesome house, then you get there and its a dinky apartment
The prospect of a better life in the states outside of wartorn balkans.
Agreed.
I guess it was the women.
Niko remains THE most dangerous motherfucker in the whole series.
>muh trevor
Niko would have clipped Trevor the second time he met him.
Money, cars, women, the beach, Barbara with big teeties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum.
beeg american teetees
>that mission where he saves Roman and goes apeshit
Luis>Niko>Franklin>CJ>Trevor>Claude>Tommy>Michael>Johnny
revenge.
Niko still the best GTA MC
Whoops, forgot Huang Lee. Also, I'll switch Franklin and CJ.
Luis>Niko>HL>CJ>Franklin>Trevor>Claude>Tommy>Michael>Johnny
>Tommy so low
Why?
I haven't played Vice City in the longest time out of all of them, so his exploits aren't fresh in my mind.
I guess it was the weather.
Are you making a rank based on how cold-blooded they are? I would say Claude and Tommy deserve a much higher spot. They have 0 remorse. Claude takes orders like a machine and Tommy fucks over anyone who looks at him funny.
I'm glad Yea Forums likes Niko. He's my favorite.
To have women with tiddies and live with ronman in his mansion aka the local shelter
let's go bowling
I wonder if those thing Alexandra says about him are true
In a hypothetical free for all, that's how I'd rank it.
>Johnny gets scared shitless by the trail of bodies Nikko left
>his war cries
>youtu.be
BEEEG AMERICKYAN TEEETEEES
God when Roman died... All he wanted was to get married
based
>Trevor
>Reddit: The Character
>Better than anyone
diamond cakes
I'm not ranking them based on their personalities.
GTAIV still has the best story and cinematics of any GTA
he died cause you fucked up.
It didn't have to be him
>Ameriken women? Ehhh... Not so good.
>Yuroopeen onez? Some alright.. I guezz.
>Ayjianz? I would not know that well.. Didn't meet many.
>Blehks? Dryan..No tenks. Beck in my country the only blehks you saw were dee onez atop of trees behind metal bar, at the zoos. We call those monkeyzz.
>RUsshian woamen on the other hand..? Ooooh mamaa... spasiba. THOSE are gret women, I tell you. Vherrryy good and beautiful and dey got some reaaaaallhh tight pusshe. Me and Roman vould pley rumba on their azz cheeks. Very fine women, good for dick, good for make you mood, dey like the perfect wife really.
Niko isn't Russian retard
Niko is a tough SOB but I think Arthur is just a bit tougher
>0:42-0:52
Fuck
Where is bah-bah-rah wizzer beeg A-merrycan teeteez?
Where did he say he was
So this is what the dream feels like
Arthur would have a malus in the fight since his opponent would be a minority
Tfw I installed it recently but I made the mistake of putting an ENB on it which makes the framerate too low and now Im stuck playing Episodes from Liberty City which is unmodded but its not too bad because I never played those anyway (although I wanted to relive IV's story) and on another good note, the graphics in Ballad of Faggot Tony are what IV's graphics should have been from the start, looks really good. Gonna reinstall IV after Im done with those.
what’s this I hear about GTA IV being unplayable these days anyways? I got a friend who frantically warns me not to get GTA IV because it’s apprently broken beyond repair these days or something
cluckin' bell sandwiches
your friend is delusional then
go to the steam community hub and look at GTA IV reborn if you're on PC, has all the mods necessary to "modernize" it somewhat
but it runs okay on modern hardware anyway, it was an absolute shitshow at release, no doubt
TO RIP HIS FUCKING HEART OUT
Based. Huang Lee is underrated
You’re telling me, he’s got a terrible reputation for saying a game is busted and uplayable and then never bothering to fix the problem
I see the problem now. I might be just barely qualified to run it so I guess I’ll try to see if it works on my machine tomorrow then, thanks
Yeah it is because of xbox live
Niko was intimidating as hell. I always loved when he would beat on. Brucie
Thats simply not true, you don't need that "reborn" thing, it works perfectly fine as it is now. So yeah your friend is a liar.
Who's your favorite Rockstar protagonist lads?
Niko > Claude > Johnny > Huang Lee
James Earl Cash, he’s a simple guy put in a bad situation who has to kill more crooks in a single night than the average GTA protagonist has to in their main stories
LANCE
VANCE
DANCE
I like John Marston and Niko.
>GOT ME ON THE RUN
>LOADIN' UP MY GUN
>BLOWING UP THE SPOT
>HIDIN' 'CAUSE I'M HOT
>FIRE IS MY FRIEND
>MARKING WHERE I'VE BEEN
>COMMITIN' EVERY SIN
>THEN DO IT ALL AGAIN
John Marston, Niko, Tommy