Why did I move here?

Why did I move here?

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He killed someone in romania

what did they eat?

this game has one of the best intros ever. i like how niko thinks roman is living the life with a big house, cars and women, and how roman acts like he has an awesome house, then you get there and its a dinky apartment

The prospect of a better life in the states outside of wartorn balkans.

Agreed.

I guess it was the women.

Niko remains THE most dangerous motherfucker in the whole series.

>muh trevor

Niko would have clipped Trevor the second time he met him.

Money, cars, women, the beach, Barbara with big teeties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum.

beeg american teetees

>that mission where he saves Roman and goes apeshit

Luis>Niko>Franklin>CJ>Trevor>Claude>Tommy>Michael>Johnny

revenge.

Niko still the best GTA MC

Whoops, forgot Huang Lee. Also, I'll switch Franklin and CJ.
Luis>Niko>HL>CJ>Franklin>Trevor>Claude>Tommy>Michael>Johnny

>Tommy so low
Why?

I haven't played Vice City in the longest time out of all of them, so his exploits aren't fresh in my mind.

I guess it was the weather.

Are you making a rank based on how cold-blooded they are? I would say Claude and Tommy deserve a much higher spot. They have 0 remorse. Claude takes orders like a machine and Tommy fucks over anyone who looks at him funny.

I'm glad Yea Forums likes Niko. He's my favorite.

To have women with tiddies and live with ronman in his mansion aka the local shelter

let's go bowling

I wonder if those thing Alexandra says about him are true

In a hypothetical free for all, that's how I'd rank it.

>Johnny gets scared shitless by the trail of bodies Nikko left
>his war cries
>youtu.be/RrwOIjq2tRQ

BEEEG AMERICKYAN TEEETEEES

God when Roman died... All he wanted was to get married

based

>Trevor
>Reddit: The Character
>Better than anyone

diamond cakes

I'm not ranking them based on their personalities.

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GTAIV still has the best story and cinematics of any GTA

he died cause you fucked up.
It didn't have to be him

>Ameriken women? Ehhh... Not so good.
>Yuroopeen onez? Some alright.. I guezz.
>Ayjianz? I would not know that well.. Didn't meet many.
>Blehks? Dryan..No tenks. Beck in my country the only blehks you saw were dee onez atop of trees behind metal bar, at the zoos. We call those monkeyzz.
>RUsshian woamen on the other hand..? Ooooh mamaa... spasiba. THOSE are gret women, I tell you. Vherrryy good and beautiful and dey got some reaaaaallhh tight pusshe. Me and Roman vould pley rumba on their azz cheeks. Very fine women, good for dick, good for make you mood, dey like the perfect wife really.

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Niko isn't Russian retard

Niko is a tough SOB but I think Arthur is just a bit tougher

>0:42-0:52
Fuck

Where is bah-bah-rah wizzer beeg A-merrycan teeteez?

Where did he say he was

So this is what the dream feels like

Arthur would have a malus in the fight since his opponent would be a minority

Tfw I installed it recently but I made the mistake of putting an ENB on it which makes the framerate too low and now Im stuck playing Episodes from Liberty City which is unmodded but its not too bad because I never played those anyway (although I wanted to relive IV's story) and on another good note, the graphics in Ballad of Faggot Tony are what IV's graphics should have been from the start, looks really good. Gonna reinstall IV after Im done with those.

what’s this I hear about GTA IV being unplayable these days anyways? I got a friend who frantically warns me not to get GTA IV because it’s apprently broken beyond repair these days or something

cluckin' bell sandwiches

your friend is delusional then

go to the steam community hub and look at GTA IV reborn if you're on PC, has all the mods necessary to "modernize" it somewhat
but it runs okay on modern hardware anyway, it was an absolute shitshow at release, no doubt

TO RIP HIS FUCKING HEART OUT

Based. Huang Lee is underrated

You’re telling me, he’s got a terrible reputation for saying a game is busted and uplayable and then never bothering to fix the problem

I see the problem now. I might be just barely qualified to run it so I guess I’ll try to see if it works on my machine tomorrow then, thanks

Yeah it is because of xbox live

Niko was intimidating as hell. I always loved when he would beat on. Brucie

Thats simply not true, you don't need that "reborn" thing, it works perfectly fine as it is now. So yeah your friend is a liar.

Who's your favorite Rockstar protagonist lads?

Niko > Claude > Johnny > Huang Lee

James Earl Cash, he’s a simple guy put in a bad situation who has to kill more crooks in a single night than the average GTA protagonist has to in their main stories

LANCE
VANCE
DANCE

I like John Marston and Niko.

>GOT ME ON THE RUN
>LOADIN' UP MY GUN
>BLOWING UP THE SPOT
>HIDIN' 'CAUSE I'M HOT
>FIRE IS MY FRIEND
>MARKING WHERE I'VE BEEN
>COMMITIN' EVERY SIN
>THEN DO IT ALL AGAIN

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John Marston, Niko, Tommy