Post your reaction if one of your friends said this, unironically

Why does this guy talk like some children’s anime character

>not caring about winning
Fuck off, faggot.
If you don't try your BEST all the time, you are not my friend.
Kicked & removed from the friend list.

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...okay user

Oh shit I say this to alleviate the pressure off my team mates, after all games are supposed to be fun! :) I hate when my friends get all pissy and angry, it ruins the kool-aid

I say all the time, "i dont really care if we lose, its pretty fun anyway"
Am i gay Yea Forums?

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>if one of your friends
>friends
I dont have any friends.

I don't play PvP with this person on my team in the first place, just PvE since I can carry most of the time.

I like DFC but not lolis, where do i find flat chested women?

>agree with them
>opposing team of autists start hooting and hollering and then start hacking making it impossible to even play at all

Also for the record, telling people you love them doesn’t mean I’m not trying hard.

>That's cool, man. I don't mind winning or losing either but I do like to try to win so if you could stop sucking my peen and get on objective, that'd be great. Thanks, Sean, you douche.

>playing team games with friends
we play against each other or we don't play

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delete friend for being a faggot

I miss playing video games with all my friends as a kid. Afternoons and summer evenings in the 90s, a tangled web of N64 controller cords and a big old clunky CRT TV.
There's not a lot of good local stuff these days. PS4s and Xbones can add 4 local controllers but outside of indie stuff there's rarely any games worth that much. Switch is way better because local play has always been Nintendo's wheelhouse, but still as adults it's hard to make time for everyone to get together unless you plan that shit months in advance.
Online gameplay lacks a lot of that warmth and camraderie, but I would appreciate anyone willing to make themselves vulnerable like that. I'd tell him I enjoy playing with him too.

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that's the phrase you hear if you've thoroughly exerted dominance in fightan

>Cute speech, now stop teamkilling everyone you fucking asshat

Did you make this?
If so dump the comics with the kid and the mom. They always make me laugh when i see them posted but i always forget to save them.

Same bro I love you all no homo.

>then I'd take off his pants and go to town all over his cock until he blew semen down my throat

play fucking videogames

yes

It'd be fine because it's true. If you want to actually try hard you should not be playing with your friends in the first place.

This is what I say to guys I'm trying to have sex with.

We're on the same wavelength then.

This person is probably a gay heal slut. They want your smelly neet cock badly.

this

I say this all the time, now its lost all its meaning and I get responses like this

Based

kys tranny

>Be kid
>Friend has been bringing over their Donkey Kong Country game over and we call the gang in every time to play
>We take turns playing, each of us surmounting a difficult area the others can't do
>We do this for a week
>We finally get to the final boss together
>Each of us taking turns at the final boss, learning, observing, getting better
>Finally one of us managed to beat him
we can never go back but at least we can fondly remember the good times we had

"Who are you and how did you find a way into my singleplayer game? Please leave immediately."

I say this all the time in casual play I agree
now if it's comp that's a different story

Nice so you down for some cock touching later maybe a little suck and fucks.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FILTHY PIECE OF SHIT........ CCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAASUAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Gimme a hug, man

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>pvp
fine
>pve
okay
>raids
No. Fuck off. I play to win. git gud or get kicked

-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....

implying I would be friends with a damage controlling casual like this

I am unironically that friend.
Especially in Dota.

>still playing vidya with the same guys since middle school, we've all graduated college
feelsgoodman

Faggots like you belong on a gas chamber.

I would just have to shoot him in the fucking head.

Would you make me a sandwich?

penis in mouth

I don't have any friends or games

I would play some more games with him

I'm like this whenever I go to a local fighting game tournament, so I would unironically be that friend.
If only I actually had friends

>"yeah man that's just like, your opinion"
proceed to destroy the opponent like never before
>"no hard feelings, kiddo"

Tell that bitch to stop being a casual and apply himself

>Hey guys! Its just a game, Can't win them all, Right? Lol

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Haha I have no friends
Feels bad man

why did you post a picture of a jelly donut

You need better friends

>AGK is considered Chad now
weird times we live in

I say this, but only when I'm on a win streak.

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>that one rich kid on the block with a ps2, gamecube, and dreamcast along with all the previous-gen consoles and a huge-ass plasma tv
I'd go to his house every day after school and tell my parents I was doing homework with him when they asked me where I was.

the whole point of that meme was to put stupid things in the chad side, how the fuck do you people still get it backwards?

No

>It's the best player in the group that says this while the rest are raging shitters
It's so fucking embarrassing having to listen to two grown adults get into a shouting match over a bad pull

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No, but I have this

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WOOOOOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAT?

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Not him but I only have the comics with the girl that likes him

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I disagree, my friends are the best.

Because /pol/tards and redditors honestly believe being a self destructive, egocentric, 1950s worshipping boomer is the definition of godhood.

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Cheeky fuck.

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I'm not a tranny, trannies are gross don't reply to me ever again faggot.

whyboner

Thanks homie

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>Love playing games with you too mate. Just do your best and don't give up. We'll win this.

OO AA OAA AHA AOAAOAIOAAAOAOAOAOAO

AOOOAAA

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I send pics of my tits and butt to my friends if we win 5 HOTS games in a row.

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Mating press.

more

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no issue at all if he's cute

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“I-I don’t know what to say to that.”

My friends aren't faggots

thats not your ass faggot

Sauce

of course not, read the filename

I want to play with you

"Wanna make out?"

"s-same dude"

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>tfw the sequel isnt translated yet

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No

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thanks i love taters

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sauce me fampai
its urgent

I'm the one saying it.

This guy has his priorities and he sticks to them. I respect that in a man

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Probably a wry smile in an attempt to hide my embarrassment/happiness, only to be followed up by me saying something twice as embarrassing making that self-destructive effort a waste.

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Maybe the true victory was the friends we made along the way...

>sitting on bus after work
>hear two dudes talk about how lets go pikachu is their childhood dream come true ever since playing the original pokemon years ago

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Who says we can't do both? Love you kawaii-ass motherfuckers, now strap yourselves in.

I would break down in sobs and tell him I love him too
And then I'd kill myself after I'm done giving away my money to random strangers

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Alpha as fuck

I play my games with a raging boner all the time. If some guy is sitting on my lap, he's going to get the wrong idea

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Block and remove him from everything, I dont associate with homos.

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Well I hate wasting my time if you're just going to be shit all the time and drag us down with you. Go practice on your own

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Awww thanks bro. Same here.

*gives bro hug*

"HAH, GAYYYYYYYYYYY!" Is the only appropriate response.

>Didn't say "No Homo"

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BASED

This.

How can it be fun to lose?

After everybody but the two of us has left the call and I've warmed him up a bit, I go to his house and slam my cock into him

Me but under the context that I believe we can get better. I love Titanfall 2 but everyone online seems great, so we lose a lot, and I'm the only one who doesn't get discouraged by it. We haven't played in forever, they prefer easier shooters. I have the same bad feeling about trying to get them into Crash Team Racing.

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>friend is borderline toxic rager gets easily frustrated by bad teammates
>sucks complete ass compared to me but he never tries to improve
reminder that team based games are a measure of how hard you can carry shitters and its not about cohesive team play. expecting your teammates to do well as your win condition is simply you putting the responsibility of winning on them and not yourself

Low tier
>"I don't care if we lose, I just like playing with my friends"
Mid tier
>"Winning is preferable but as long as the game isn't us getting crushed I can stand losing"
High tier
>yelling at and insulting your friends when you lose
God tier
>making an unidentifiable loud sound of rage, angrily shutting your console off and staring at a blank TV screen seething in silence in reaction to a lost game none of your friends were upset about losing

"Thats right.. Huh... My hand all of our hands.... Arr glowing"

user 2; thats the power of friendship

*screen pans in on my eyes which shed a single tear, then a flash of light rolls over them as my eyes narrow*

"Thats right. When friends work together...WE CANT LOSE"

*GAMEPLAY INTENSIFIES*

user STOP HIM HES GONNA CAPTURE THE FLAG

*floor collapses beneath us*

Enemy team; foolish mortals. Did you REALLY THINK... YOU COUKE DEFEAT A GOD...??

*Controller just out of reach.... We lost. .*

JUST THEN

user 2; user.... GET IN THERE.... MY HOPES AND DREAMS...MY LOVE MY SORROW... TAKE IT ALL.....

*Blasted upward with the powrt of friend and grab my controller*

Enemy team; FUTILE.... DIE....

*Shielded by friend*

user 2; user.... Capture.... The.. Fl-

"RUUAAAAHHHH YOU BASTARD... ILL KILL YOU"

enemy team; WHAT... WHAT IS THIS POWER? THIS CANNOT BE.... I AM..... A GOD........

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*hold user 2s corpse*

"user 2 kun...."

Tears roll down my face and into his mouth. My love and friendship revives him

user 2; heh... Looks like i had.. An extra man

*hug tightly*

You can't go home again

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Same

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I cant play vidya anymore because last time i did me and my half sister got high fucked and now im traumatized.

Incest is not hot in real life guys. I havent seen her in 9 years

wew lad

Does she happen to have a 9yo kid?

hot, did you finish inside?

i hope she aborted it

I AM the friend who says this though......
Usually when I command a huge losing streak in something cuz we play competitive with each other.

I'm a much better support than a lead, though, I'm also a main healer in games.

do you like riding cock

I literally don't have friends of my own, but I hang in my bro's Discord occasionally. Most guys there are tryhard bitches. They're okay at mamy games, but noone is remotely close to really good. They're salty and talk shit. They berate and talk badly about everyone and everything. They're generally unpleasant people. I only join anymore when invited.
They also often spam the chat with /pol/ tier shit, and when confronted they call it "just banter". The ONE time I told them to cool it down, thinking I would have earned a little bit of respect by now, I was told to fuck off back to my own carebear hugbox, and they continued spamming about bombing pakis or some shit.
I should make my own server and enforce some basic rules. But realistically noone will use it because I practically know nobody. Meh.

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>Steven your bad play is making the games unenjoyable for us, you're still a good guy but practice or something

Let us use the power of friendship to win this match

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I would hold them and fuck them in whatever hole they have

say "i miss mario royale too"

your brother and his friends seem pretty based

Thanks, me too!

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My bro is, a lot of the time. But he's supposed to be the admin, but doesn't do any admining.
Some of the guys are pretty fun occasionally, but it can quickly degrade into aformentioned retardation and ape-like shitflinging. Thing is, being fun on occasion isn't enough to make you a decent person.

I say this to my friends who tilt easily
And then try to lighten the mood with jokes
And if they are still tilted, I recommend them to stop playing and do something else etc.