Ok bros who has their Playdate pre-ordered?
Ok bros who has their Playdate pre-ordered?
Jordan Sullivan
Zachary Stewart
Every week there's a new device like this shilled on Yea Forums. Does anyone even buy that crap?
Asher Flores
What the fuck is that? Looks like a game boy micro, but pointless in current year.
Kayden Perry
>buying a handheld console
I have a phone
Thomas Morris
the true souljagame console complete with a crank
Robert Hughes
honestly this looked interesting until I saw the price
Luis Lopez
The CEO and his parents, and literally no one else
Isaiah Williams
Some indie fag company made a gameboy knockoff with a hand crank to keep it charged. Everyone was ridiculing it a month ago.
Ethan Stewart
This type of device is not currently viable in today's market, nor in anyone's head or desires.
It's going to die out like the Ouya. Also, remember the PonoPlayer? It was a yellow piece of shit too, just like this Playdate thing too.
Oliver Richardson
A
CRANK
Blake Edwards
>Playdate
Did they try to pick the most soiboi name possible?
Hudson Peterson
underrated post desu
Gabriel Barnes
dilate
Owen Allen
can anyone recommend a good chink handheld preloaded with a bunch of roms
Thomas Sanchez
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Angel Wilson
None
James Scott
good as in works
Parker Turner
What does the crank do
Caleb Sanders
waiting for the chinese imitation or a used one. I like it, but I dont like the idea of buying something with so little info at that price
Evan Collins
T.
Chase Robinson
>problems with the crank will arise within the very first units
>will be panned by most reviewers, dismissed as a gimmick
>youtubers will be making videos about how much they regret buying it
>console will be declared a failure on or before its second "season" of games, like the devs call it
Screencap this.
Kevin Carter
It cranks
Bentley Wood
Cute nails. I’d fuck whoever owns that hand.
Jack Kelly
>>Capitalism allocates resources efficiently.
Andrew Gray
Retard
Easton Lewis
God damn it user
Aiden Reyes
I signed up for the developer information. They had a survey. One of the questions was whether I was considered part of a "minority group in game development." The very question offended me enough that I lost my interest entirely.
Xavier Miller
To be fair it fits, I honestly think this stupid fucking crank is the hardware equivalent of a hipster faggot mustache.
Elijah Gonzalez
massive fucking retards.
I guess few people from Yea Forums will buy it.
Brody Wilson
It does exactly what an analog stick could do if you rotated it, thing is an analog stick can do other things, this piece of shit can't.
Kevin Cooper
Don't turn to the Chinese for this you dumbass. All you need is a PSP or 3DS which you can usually find pretty cheap secondhand, hack it, load a shitton of ROMs and emulators on it, and there you go. 100x better than anything China can offer.
Ryan Moore
based SOULja poster
Owen Reyes
I fap like 5 times a day and still have sex with my gf a lot. Am I addicted to sex?
Jason Thompson
>complete with a crank
holy shit lmao
Zachary Gutierrez
How do you do it? I'm a virgin but if I jack off more than 4-5 times a day my dick is sore.
Kayden Clark
The crank doesn't even charge the console. It's a kind of stick. Crank that crank to spin kind of shit.
Hunter Young
No, you just have a lot of extra energy, you need to put that hand to use on cranking the Playdate's crank instead of cranking your crank.
Carson James
any else able to jerk off just to female hands?
Nathan Campbell
lmfao really? that's just sad. i'm looking forward to seeing this thing fail
Andrew Ward
Here's the 4D chess move: If you consider yourself a gamer you are entitled to minority benefits.
Matthew Foster
LDK landscape is the only one that comes with roms, but you could just not be a retard and download roms for 1 of the 5 different devices you already own to play them on.