Summer Games Done Quick 2019
Now: Pokemon Let's Go, Pikachu/Eevee!
Next: Super Mario World
SGDQ 2019
Jose Reyes
Aiden Gomez
first for based pokemon speedruns
Gabriel Edwards
Game sucks, but these guys arent too bad
Noah James
Friendly reminder that no matter how bad your life is, atleast you aren't speedrunning Pokemon Let's Go
Jayden Rivera
>shaping up to be a fun hours long pokemon run
cool
Elijah Thompson
threadly reminder, don't be like megurankposter, be more like miiarankposter
megurankposter:
>doesn't do //s
>does it for attentionwhoring and for reddit karma reddit.com
>cherrypicks votes despite "hi/v/emind collective voting"
>gets angry if list is touched at all
miiarankposter:
>does //s
>couldn't care less about anyone's comments while shitposting on Yea Forums
>votes herself and no changes unless mentioned otherwise
>literally opposite ranks of megurankposter without the extra S ranks
David Reyes
is this... KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
Jaxson Carter
>hanging out with friends
>full crowd behind you
>100k viewers
>making Yea Forums seethe
It's a real nightmare for him.
Colton Gutierrez
Where my bunny humpers at?
Jordan Hernandez
Now imagine all the days spend doing the speedrun outside the event
Joseph Davis
those rocket girls are so hot
Ethan Fisher
>60 dollar console game
>eevee used headbutt
>stands perfectly still
Nolan Scott
God I want to fuck Erika
Adrian Barnes
When i was like 12 i cranked it to the red head so many times. We didnt have cable and had shitty aol.
Asher Howard
Hunter Stewart
God I wish I was a poke girl.
Levi Johnson
Jessie is FUCKING THICK
holy shit
Nicholas Nguyen
Why is Jessie so fucking short?
Brayden Morris
he has animations turned off
granted, the actual animation is just eevee jumping
Ayden Young
Thats a setting they turn off dumbass. Its a speedrun, not a “show off every move”
Jaxon Martinez
I just woke up, does this mean I can pokepost?
Nolan Moore
My first time whackin it was when those girls gone wild paid programming ads used to play late at night.
Nolan Martinez
>I can ride the Onyx
>It's too big
>Pee Pee UP
100% banned
Jace Ortiz
same
Ian Turner
sorry anons but that's how it be
SSS
Joseph Howard
BADDY BAD
Xavier Powell
SSS!!: PunchOut!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat / Super Bomberman 2 / SMW (race) / Dark Souls
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2 / Mort the Chicken / Glover / TRAG / Pac-Man World / Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage / Alien Soldier / Chasm: The Rift / RE2 / Divekick / Shrek XL / Last Action Hero / Nex Machina / Dead Rising / Remnants of Naezith / Metal Slug X / Metal Slug 3 / Chip and Dale / SMB3 / Invictus / Grand Poo World 2 / Banjo-Kazooie / MM2 / Tetris Effect / LoZ: MM
A: The Hobbit / THUG 2 / Marble Madness / Ranger-X / Half Minute Hero / Bloodstained: CotM / Super Mario Sunshine / Silent Hill 3 / Nuclear Throne / Starcraft / Jumper / TMNT 4 / Ristar / Cave Story / Minecraft / MM11 / MM3 / Zelda BotW / Bomberman 64
B: DMC / Spyro / TMNT 3 / Zombies Ate My Neighbors / Metroid / Castlevania: SotN / Metroid Prime / Skylar and Plux / Kirby Air Ride / Kirby 64 / Ape Escape / Crash Bandicoot 3 / PunchOut!! (arcade) / LoZ Randomizer / Furi / C&C / Sonic 3D Blast / Koumajou Densetsu II / Sly Cooper / Diablo 2 / HL / HL 2 / Rockman 4 / Tomb Raider
C: Sonic Generations / DKC2 / LoZ: Minish Cap / Final Doom / Bwaster Master / Solomon's Key / Jackal / Contra 3 / Ninja Spirit / Castlevania / Perfect Dark / Slipstream / Pokemon Crystal / Splatterhouse / Sylvester & Tweety / Clustertruck / Dark Souls 2 / Gauntlet / Mario Kart DD / Hyper Light Drifter / Cannon Spike / Skyrim
D: Portal 2 / Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / Outland / Contra / STFU / Timespinner / Castlevania: PoR / Prey / Uncharted / Monster Boy / Textorcist / Deltarune / Hylics / Laffy Taffy / Boogerman / LLB / Looney Tunes / Rhino Rumble / Aero the Acro-Bat / Octopath Travler / TAS Tetris / Transition
F: SMB2 / Ducktales 2 / We Love Katamari / Catlateral Damage / Castlevania DOS / FE Fates / KH3 / Quake / TAS MKWii
ZZZ: BL 2 / LoZ: LBW / SMG 2 / TAS Celeste
Ω: Metroid Prime 2
Eli Barnes
I wanted to forget about these ridiculous move names
Oliver Thompson
Oh shit its mah nigga drowzee
Mason Roberts
this game is getting sexy wtf
John Butler
why are all pokemon players such gigachads?
Ian James
WHO DO I BELIEVE?
Oliver Powell
I gave up on an emulator so what can I make in 3 hours?
Asher Bennett
bored
Tyler Morgan
believe yourself and watch the runs for yourself
don't let some list tell you what's good and what's bad
Zachary Martin
>can bank pokémon literally anywhere
what the fuck is this shit
Matthew Hughes
this run is actually pretty comfy desu
Leo Bell
Reminder this run goes absolutely fucking hog wild after the second gym and opens up a shit ton.
Michael Martinez
Oliver Morgan
>psyduck
Jordan Wood
>Buzzy Buzz
Nathaniel Gomez
>lets go Eevee
>3 hours
Yawn
Ethan Kelly
Not 1999 anymore. Wireless tech is better
William Perry
Cute sneks.
Almost there, you've done great!
Kayden Hughes
rated by how actually good it is
rated by cringe
Noah Moore
One list is shit and the retard making it makes arbitrary decision regardless of the votes and the other is the same shit list but reversed.
They are both shit.
Benjamin Harris
>blocks your path
>"wanna say that to my face wh*teboi?"
what do
Landon Edwards
Make a cake with cum
Nathaniel Ramirez
christ
Julian Johnson
>trihex doing an etika tribute/donation stream
this nigger is shameless
Angel Richardson
The snake one said Split/Second was ZZZ so ignore him.
Oliver Parker
WHY ARE THEY WEARING ESPORTS JERSEYS???
Isaac Ramirez
As much as I hate LeGo, these Runner's are actually pretty alright. Makes the run bearable.
Jace Edwards
hey now, mine's not completely the same shit list reversed, I make my own shit decisions
Matthew Nelson
this dude is literally a foot shorter than etika was lmao
Bentley Cooper
There's one on the couch
Nicholas Watson
>hanging out with friends
So?
>full crowd behind you
Who cares
k viewers
Wow so cool
>making Yea Forums seethe
now THIS is BASED. All is forgiven
Eli Thompson
Gavin Morris
So what are those tributes about? Compilations about the idiot screeching at everything?
Jeremiah Jones
Maybe they like them
Juan Lee
Yet who's the one that isn't dead?
Oliver Hall
At least there's cute anime girls to look at.
Xavier Moore
Jesus fucking christ these attack animations. Even Stadium a game made a hundred years ago put in 100x more effort to make use of 3D pokemon.
Ayden Morris
>ugly nigger attention spamming for ugly dead nigger
based
Ian Sanders
oh holy fuck the water attack absorbs HP?
Aaron Green
Threadly reminder that anything below S isn't worth watching because you retards grade on a curve.
Michael Rivera
Why won't they make an online MMO style pokemon game bros?
Easton Gray
If you post more like this, sure
Cooper Diaz
Is this game worth getting?
Owen Perry
>model her upper thighs
>no panties, just a void
Why did they do this?
Asher Robinson
Because they are esport athletes
Can't you see this amazing display of human abilities pushed to the extreme?
Chase Davis
i'd much rather die than be a turbo manlet like trihex
Tyler Murphy
Pay for my bills user how can i stay so soft and cuddly if i don't eat 4000 calories a day
Samuel Collins
I agree, there have barely been donation comments. I only wish it had been any other game than Let's Go Pee.
Kevin Harris
based retard
Bentley Perry
That looks, very tight...
Blake Smith
I was literally just thinking about if you can see up their skirts. Fuck gamefreak.
Michael Cook
Saves triangles.
Christopher Hill
someone needs to make a "PAY MY BILLS" todd edit of edo
Logan Reed
can someone please tell me where this things face is
Jose Cooper
Game Freak puts in the bare minimum of effort
Colton Robinson
Continue posting my wife
Benjamin Ramirez
Check out PokeMMO user
Jacob Bennett
You do realize they have animations turned off, right?
Juan Peterson
>Exporting Nintendo models
Calling the f**king police now.
Die pirate
Anthony Morales
Nah, it's not worth 60 dollars. Go ahead if you can find it for 20.
Luis Mitchell
Joseph Brooks
This is my starter Primarina and it has been 2 years since she has evolved.
Lucas Williams
Was waiting for someone to mention that game.
Pokemon stadium was some fun shit desu, used to rent it from game store and play with my black friend when I was like 10
I remember the cool minigames
Gabriel Foster
The fat Chilean beat him to it!
William Allen
Sure is!
Gavin Hernandez
>sunglasses inside
>painted nails
Is he next?
Brandon White
people don't realise it but all of that food in that picture is solely for edo
Jason Mitchell
i don't like this thread make a new one
William Morris
>three and a half hours of a baby-easy turn-based RPG
ech
Jason Ramirez
are these kinds of neckbeards only ironic neckbeards or can these people really not grow any hair on their cheeks? i see these everywhere
Lucas Price
>go to yakuniku
>Order chicken
Literally low iq
Gavin Gomez
He wore a dress yesterday.
Lincoln Lewis
Absolutely not. And I'm a poke fanboy that gobbles up every game they shit out
Camden Harris
I have little stuff of her, sorry.
Luke Hughes
He's the same guy who was wearing the dress during interviews/prizes
Reminder Narcissa told you to "kiss the nails" before she came out as trans.
Isaac Johnson
>There are actually people who weigh more than 60kg (132lbs)
Yikes!
Juan Murphy
who knows man
William Hughes
deal with it user
David Foster
He was in a dress yesterday so yeah probably.
Jace Jones
>another pokemon speedrun
lol jet set radio died for this
Nathaniel Robinson
right?
Landon Nelson
IS THERE A LUCARIO INVOLVED???
Colton Perry
It's comfy and casual. Good if you travel a lot
Isaiah Taylor
Primarina is perfect.
Logan Hernandez
"I want to turn into Nidoking and have a big tail" damn dude me too
Blake Ross
Do they ever do speedruns for darksiders at these things? that's a run I would love to watch if only to watch people either impressively reliably pull off the trickier portal jumps or watching them fail horribly at them
Dylan Sanchez
None of that looks appetizing...
Charles King
just paid attention to the stream for the first time and realised buzzy buzz and floopsy doop are real move names and not cutesy runner memes
Anthony Murphy
Sakurai explained this, he said CERO demands to see all the female models upside down to make sure they put in a void.
Blake Jackson
LOOK AT THE SCHNOZZ ON THAT BOY
Grayson Flores
Why are his teeth so fucked up?
Michael Morgan
what if you're like 6'7 and muscular though
Mason Carter
>korean bbq
Is that cooked dog?
Tyler Johnson
not in this game
Jonathan Turner
little bit of column a, little of b. In Zeros case the harsh truth is that he looks better with facial hair and as a rolley polly, cuz I mean look at this shit.
Lincoln Adams
nice humor kek
Tyler Hughes
Ok.
Ryder Anderson
It's nothing to do with gamefreak, it's a japanese ratings board requirement.
It's funny because certain spirits had to be censored to not show underwear but several of them are blatantly not wearing any at all and that's apparently fine
Hunter Thompson
Threadly reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières:
>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
Let's break 2 million this GDQ!
Jace Perry
>63kg
>just ate half a litre of ice cream
I'm weak. Please help me.
Ethan Phillips
Pokemon are our wives
Charles Powell
>197cm tall
>79kg
It ain't easy being a skeleton
Xavier Morris
Wait, romance in Pokemon? WHAT?
Isaiah Harris
When does her movie come out?
Jack Williams
Colton Cox
Who /masters/ here?
Henry Peterson
Compilations of people jumping off bridges
Adrian Campbell
Just get FRLG
Michael Lopez
is he bankrupt now?
Jeremiah Garcia
>literal rape in pokémon
What the fuck was Nintendo thinking?
Joseph Ward
Silly edobese, just let him cum inside you
Owen Bennett
Then you gotta show me you deserve to be like that
Liam Robinson
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
Based, anti immigration is a shit tier ideology and I am willing to forgive the other shit they do if it makes you retards seethe
Colton Collins
why did they pick this game? wasnt streaming ONE pokemon enough?
ITS.....SOOOOO... BORING
Noah Stewart
DOA
Matthew Sullivan
Not me, fuck gachashit
Connor Price
that fucking face
Luis Cook
Lol remember that guy who got banned because some girl was riding his D in Discord and he wanted to cuddle in bed, and she metoo'd him because she didn't want to get groped too much even though he comped her whole stay.
*deep breath*
And then he posted the whole discord chat on twitter to cover his ass, and everyone attacked him, so he ended up canceling her ticket and kicking her out of his room because he didn't have a cuddle buddy anymore but cucked out in the end and still bought her ticket home.
Liam Lopez
I want a Pokemon gf
Julian Gray
Yea I thought it was a joke too when I heard him say "zippy-zap" earlier haha
Fucking hell... at least the moves used to sound cool when I was a kid.. like fissure or thundershock
Fucking flamethrower.
Not fucking sparkyspic and zippyzoo
Kevin Martin
>181cm
>got weighed a couple weeks ago at 103kg
I didn't think I'd get into triple digits. Fuck. I'd better get back into swimming.
Lucas Johnson
It's true.
Dylan White
does that even mean
Xavier Gonzalez
Domechads where at
Evan Hernandez
>dude is a fatass bald cuck
Everytime
Blake Myers
What are you guys doing/playing/watching to pass the time until this run is over? I'm about to watch an episode of Too Old To Die Young.
Samuel Hall
>when you're happy to destroy entire nations to make people who don't want the nations destroyed angry
Peak modernity.
Zachary Nelson
Baddy Bad
Jackson Cruz
Every Partner move has a secondary effect and they're absurd.
Baddy Bad is a 90 base power special Dark move, that also sets up Reflect (halves damage from physical attacks on your team for five turns)
Bouncy Bubble is a 90 base power special Water type move, that also absorbs half the damage dealt as health (Giga Drains effect basically)
Buzzy Buzz is a 90 base power special Electric move that has a 100% chance to paralyze.
Freezy Frost is a 90 base power special Ice type move that also has the effect of Haze (negates all stat changes on Pokemon in battle)
Glitzy Glow is a 90 base power special Psychic type move that also sets up Light Screen (halves damage from special attacks on your team for five turns)
Sappy Seed is a 90 base power physical Grass type move also applies Leech Seed effect
Sparkly Swirl is a 90 base power special Fairy type move that also applies the effect of Aromatherapy/Heal Bell (heal all status effects on your team)
Tyler Robinson
Easton Johnson
Demon Slayer when it goes up
Henry Fisher
Mein Negro
Nathaniel King
>don't model something the player would ever naturally see in any context
>LAZY
Only Pokemon fans are this desperate to shit on their own devs.
Kayden Garcia
more Stardew Valley, honestly
Matthew Walker
what are you going to do when GDQ ends guys?
Adrian Martinez
going to go play detention my friend gifted to me yesterday
Grayson Hernandez
I picked up Starbound for the summer sale, its pretty boring
Jace Anderson
>That beta cuck that doesn't want to put his hands on the qt's shoulders
Hurts
Alexander Powell
Which one?
Jonathan Edwards
Nice. Which farm and who'd you marry?
Ryan Thompson
Only 2:30 left!
Isaiah Cooper
hmm, I ((((wonder)))) whose behind this GDQ
Aaron Perez
Only retards will defend not having viewable underwear in a game.
Dylan Kelly
Watch anime
Play Bloodstained
Fap
Juan Cruz
>she has to pull his hand and put it on her shoulder
Angel Reyes
>he missed baddy bad
Nathan Stewart
faster
Jaxson Davis
oof why even tweet thanking him and not in person?
Jordan Jenkins
Sylveon looks the most like a bimbo so her
Dylan Rogers
Gabriel Barnes
Vaporeon > all
Mason Parker
He doesn't want to get MeToo'd
Wyatt Brooks
So
Baddy Bad
Glitzy Glow
Buzzy Buzz/Fire move
Sappy Seed/Bouncy Bubble
Levi Lewis
Die, hopefully.
Caleb Lee
Why sylveon of course
Jace Edwards
Post your bromons
Nathan Rogers
haven't played in a long while like before new farms were added, I think I married Leah though
Benjamin Gray
Smash doesn't either, and that's because of the ratings board. For once this isn't something that is out of pure laziness with GF
Henry Sanders
i'm going to make some coffee and finish My Friend Pedro then replay it.
Zachary Ward
Why are you watching this instead of CEO?
Samuel Carter
>tfw had a Gardevoir for 13+ years
>tfw care about him immensely
>tfw people always greentext the him but I don't give a fuck, he's my best bro
He's been a legitimate comforting factor in my life since I was 13.
Noah Anderson
She was getting called out on asking for money from people and then eating out. Had to make sure people knew she wasn't spending their money but some friends.
Ethan Morgan
That's pretty cute, bro.
Joseph Evans
Fap to anime and play Mario Maker 2.
Julian Williams
Sizzly Slide is the fire move and guarantees burn
William Walker
Justin James
I downloaded the first 3 episodes but I still have yet to watch it. I hear its kino though
Cooper Smith
The dynamic duo, both of them at the same time.
Mason Thomas
How sad
Brandon Smith
Gonna max my shards out in Bloodstained
Zachary Russell
Imagine being an american cuck that pays girls to shit all over you
Yikes
Why are americans so dumb?
Brody Garcia
>that tranny char though
also I saw you on /vp/ fag
Cooper Stewart
Hey, this artstyle looks vaguely familiar...
Jordan Mitchell
FASTER.
Jaxon Campbell
>No one can look at their panties if they're not wearing any in the first place!
Ethan Lee
Back to daily Yea Forums shitposting as a good neet loser without friends.
Aaron Martinez
figured. 99% of things though just makes it sound more suspect, along with having a hotel room paid for.
Liam Mitchell
But will you take responsibility when they get pregnant?
Leo Flores
I want to dress up like this, does that mean I'm trans now?
Colton Sullivan
Shitpost in other Yea Forums threads, play smash, jerk off. Be depressed and alone. You know, nothing different, really.
Lincoln Morgan
>beg for money on twitter
>even say you'll send "pictures" as a kind of insentive
>show you're spending all the money on banquets of food to continue being obese
Sebastian King
It's because America doesn't want anyone teaching their kids degeneracy outside of rappers, singers, the porn industry, LGBT community, and the pedos in the government.
I agree adding rendered pantsu in games would definitely put us over the edge.
Luis Morales
>that lazy animation when cutting down the tree
fuck off gamefreak
Matthew Wright
How long till SMW?
Thomas Torres
always espy
Grayson Johnson
imagine being a cute lesbian anime girl
Jaxson Long
The characters in this game aren't fuckable enough.
Eli King
Or maybe you people could open your eyes and realize it only destroyed europe because police were going out of their way to let it happen.
Elijah Williams
Yeah I was just saying what the optimum moveset would be for Eevee based on what was said.
I dunno I haven't played Pokemon in a while.
Colton Gutierrez
>Based, anti breaking and entering is a shit tier ideology and I am willing to forgive the other shit they do if it makes you retards seethe
*forces his way into your home*
pssh, nothin personnel kid...
Wyatt Morgan
okay anons in your opinion which run has been the worst so far?
Aaron Sanders
Korean BBQ is all you can eat.
Owen Johnson
Daniel Foster
That "food" looks digusting
Nathaniel Williams
The solution is honestly really simple: you have the models, add panties in.
Jeremiah Moore
with a futa horsecock
Josiah Morris
This was actually smart of him.
Looks like just as they went out of view she moved his hands on her shoulders herself.
It's fucked that guys have to be so worried about doing shit like this nowadays.
One minute you're doing a GDQ conga line.
Next minute you're getting chased by an angry twitter lynchmob cause the yogapantslut made a post saying you touched her ass.
Logan Lewis
literal or metaphorically?
Thomas Jackson
But doesn't everyone like Renamon?
Jace Adams
Which eeveelution should I look at
Brayden Hill
>all you can eat.
Not when Edobeaner is there
Ryan Phillips
H-HAYAI!
Mason Long
FASTER!!!
Chase James
>I don't think I could ever truly repay him
She doesn't even consider the possibility of not being a broke leach sometime in the future and treating him to dinner a few times.
Liam Clark
Sorry, I'm not mentally ill.
Luke Reyes
I don't know how to model.
Alexander Johnson
bros i don't want it to end, gdq funposting threads are the highlight of my shit life
Charles Perry
How you coping with the heat Eurobros
Leo Williams
>you can skip some scenes in this game
fast foward when
Hunter Gray
from the ones I've seen, Metroid Prime 2 and Catlateral Damage. Both were absolute trash
Ryan Murphy
Jordan Flores
Remember to stretch your muscles and drink plenty of water throughout the day anons!
Ryder Carter
Watching other streamers and donating! They need it to live user!
Samuel Brooks
Hunter Morris
This is the most beautiful pokemon game
Logan Gutierrez
What are we eating?
Jaxson Green
>heat
>zero humidity
Brody Bell
with an AC and drinking plenty of water, of course
James Williams
Where's the chubby penises and balls in this pic??
Kayden Myers
Why do you think everyone hates the game
Logan Peterson
Asher Baker
There's a couple hundred people on deviantart that do. Honestly you just gotta find the right talent.
Nolan Torres
Get a gf even if she's ugly
Sebastian Hill
It's really reminiscent of the better parts of Only God Forgives such as the visuals, shot, and how slow some scenes are. Miles Teller seems even more autistic than Goose, probably because he looks more autistic naturally. The music is fucking amazing, though, and probably my favorite part of the show so far.
Luis Long
Mah nigga
Landon Martin
don't worry, ESA starts in a couple weeks, there's more fun coming up then
Lucas Ross
No one who speedruns is a millionaire, fucking hot bitches, doing actual important things in life.
Everyone who speedruns is a degenerate and getting world records is the only way to feel good about themselves.
How many hours have I wasted on this bullshit game. Pathetic.
All I do is waste my life away for a temporary goddamn high that lasts about a week or so... it's a complete joke.
Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with.
It's fucking true, the only reason we speedrun is because we're too pathetic to accomplish anything else decent in life, so we fucking speedrun, because it gives us this temporary feeling that
>oh my god I'm good, I'm the best in the world in this thing that hardly anyone else does.
That's all it is, really.
We're all a fucking joke.
We masquerade around AGDQ like 'haha we're so cool making a million dollars for cancer aren't we fucking special?'
We're just a pile of fucking goddamn losers is all we are. It's ridiculous.
People thinking speedrunning is cool is the biggest goddamn meme on the planet.
I'm telling the truth I'm just being real, everyone knows it they're just too afraid to say it.
You know I just exposed all of speedrunning.
It's a thing we do to waste time to feel good about ourselves that's it.
>Holy shit guys! 1:07! it's amazing!
I don't believe it!
Dominic Brown
DRINKING TIME!
Mason Hernandez
Joshua Bennett
man the fuck up
Aaron Hall
damn, I haven't seen that picture since 2002
Jose Hernandez
I'm gonna stretch my boner betyween those thighs
Dominic Baker
BASED ONIX
Thomas Wilson
Mommy turns on a thing that blows cold air and goes grocery shopping for me so I don't have to leave the house.
Angel Myers
this nigga still lives in that basement
Elijah Bailey
I fucking miss being a young NEET and wasting a week watching this, time is cruel
Jose Adams
Are you implying they don't put in the bare minimum of effort?
Carter Stewart
I seen it just now lol
Noah Thompson
Espeon
David Allen
bought a £400 AC, its great but so loud
Colton Moore
le fuarken wholesome!!! thank u based bro!!! xD
Lucas Wood
Nolan Gray
>literally begging for money on twitter
>"I'm so poor help pls I'm gonna be homeless"
>offering to whore self out for money
>a man comes to your rescue
>rather than have some humility, go to the most expensive restaurants you can
>get dessert
>brag about how much you ate on twitter after previously mentioning your weight loss attempts and dire financial situation
Tyler Hall
try to get into Kamidori Alchemy Meister
Jack Stewart
I'm fucking dying
Isaac Evans
RUNNER BTFO
RUNNER BTFO
RUNNER BTFO
Kayden Roberts
>scamming nerds on twitter then bragging about it
Yeah I'm thinking she's based
Jason Foster
Wtf
John Brooks
>slow camera tracking
>characters autistically saying lines with 15 seconds in between each
>emphasis placed on things that really don't need it
It's everything you want from a Refn outing.
Benjamin Howard
>8 $500 donations to pet an Eevee
Lincoln Martin
fucking furries
Isaac White
>the absolute state of pokefags
Isaiah Roberts
Charles Rivera
>these pet the eevee donations
Mason Reed
bought a €200 AC, easily enough for my PC room
Lincoln Edwards
>half a dozen 500 dollar donations all at once just to pet a virtual animal
No one should trust any fucking donation over 5 dollars ever
Xavier Barnes
never thought about it like that
man i hate her even more
Nicholas Gonzalez
FUCK THE EEVEE
FUCK THE EEVEE
Carter Phillips
it's broken here for now, rain started about an hour ago
Tyler Stewart
This petting part reminds me of meet'n'fuck games
John Williams
This fucking heckler needs to go.
Austin Taylor
LE PET THAT EEVEE!
ZOMG :)
BOOP!
We did it REDDIT
......BOOP X-D
Asher Roberts
play the new ffxiv expansion until ESA
Aaron Scott
No it's ok because they use onyx to dilate, it's tranny friendly
Dominic Turner
Parker Long
>sitting in an attic while my skin irritates me and only have a open window to cope
Pussies
Christopher Bennett
Eevee are only good for one thing
Angel Reyes
>Nobody mentionned the massive bout of money laundering that just happened.
>The absolute state of Yea Forums
Kayden Wood
I want to meet'n'fuck nessa
Benjamin Edwards
you underestimate how pathetic donators are. at least one of those is real and that's too many
Chase Jenkins
evolving
Joshua Garcia
>2019
>people still don't know what money laundering means
Gavin Howard
How does pokemon get away with such lewd character designs
Mason Wright
those are large milkers
Cameron Garcia
scroll up
Benjamin Nelson
James Flores
You guys are being edgelords
This run is fun and comfy
Cooper Parker
Waiting 2 weeks for dq builders 2
Landon Gonzalez
You know when you do something that you think will be fun and then it lasts a moment and it's over and you get that sinking feeling because you're now $500 poorer?
Luis Lopez
Should I watch the Dark Souls or Big the Cat run while I wait for Pokemon to be over?
Chase Kelly
Will she be back next year? Unironically hasn't been the same without her, not even shitposting
Wyatt Wright
POKEYMAN
Noah Perry
Is this a still from Toy Story 4?
Cooper Reyes
Bruh, Korean BBQ is all you can eat. You pay a flat fee and eat whatever you want, even that dessert. It's also shit tier poor people food because it's so cheap, those places are always full of poor college students.
Liam Gonzalez
30C here
What about everyone else?
Jaxon Rogers
Yeah. It was lagposting I guess.
Evan Nelson
die
Julian Thompson
Angel Robinson
You could watch both since it’s gonna be about another two fucking hours
Isaac Perry
play a videogame
Chase Myers
Pussy is expensive when you're ugly.
Evan Davis
24
Easton Ramirez
not unless xer gathers xit 292 other personalities
Dominic Anderson
that desperate fuck most likely lives in another state what is she to do ?
Colton Roberts
It's boring. But I guess I'm an "edgelord" for having my own opinion.
David Morales
that's nothing lmao
Jace Diaz
get a fan and point it out the window dummy
Luis Rodriguez
32 outside, 24 in my room
Austin White
This literally looks like a cock and balls
Jason Allen
has anyone else in the speedrun community ever been this butt blasted
Andrew Young
They didnt
I made sure of that
John Gutierrez
Seems a bit much.
Cameron Johnson
That's also where to take girls who are in college to easy dates
Bentley Murphy
Lorelei is MOMMY
Luis Powell
Yeah women are a scam, just fap to anime girls and get on with the rest of your life.
Hunter Sanders
Misty?
Oliver Gonzalez
Pretty alright, all the heat is rising to the attic and drying my laundry.
Austin Morales
>evolution pokemon
>Can't evolve
Adam Smith
Wish I still had my pass
Samuel Collins
I know you can go faster than that
Matthew Barnes
>Americans brag about how it's hotter where they are but fail to take into account humidity or how warm it normally is in other places
Xavier Mitchell
TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS FROM OUR SPONSOR!
Isaiah Turner
he probably purposely treating her to all this shit because he wants to get laid
Nicholas Morris
Why is hypno the de facto rapist pokemon
David Gray
I'd say she has a 60,2% chance of returning.
Blake Ramirez
No one can refute anything this man said.
Julian Stewart
Is this sabrina?
Elijah Murphy
not enough cute pokeboys
Jose Butler
>ultimate
Cameron Phillips
>john cena memes
>2019
what the fuck
Xavier Green
Don't need it
Ethan Turner
I wish hiromoot accept non memecoin payment
Fuck him
Xavier Gutierrez
Better start counting down the days until that thirsty nerd gets meetoo'd by edobean then.
Isaiah Reed
By freezing multiple 2 liter bottles of water and hugging them/replacing them when need be each and every day. Seems to be working so far, as long as I keep them close to my arms or in between my legs pressed against my thighs
Daniel Thomas
lmao us NERDS
Dominic Smith
I love NIdoqueen
Colton Williams
Benjamin Morris
>More petting donations
At least he's following through on them unlike the Octoshit run
Cooper Martinez
What is this pokemon let's play doing in a speedrun event?
Josiah Sanchez
I said the same thing earlier KEK
Grayson Powell
Would you fuck your Pokemon?
Aaron Torres
Ryder Hall
Never played xd right?
Jaxson Roberts
>creepy looking
>kidnapped children in the anime
>can literally hypnotize and brainwash people
>drowzee can fit the fat old man stereotype
Lucas Perry
might happen
Jordan Hernandez
>77% humidity here
Julian Morris
Is there sol cal or Unist?
Are they on?
Christian Sanchez
It's because we at plebbit are NERDS XD
*holds up spork*
Thomas Diaz
Noah Williams
I'm watching both. By that I mean GDQ is on mute and I haven't tabbed over in an hour
Ian Rivera
good goy
Ayden Richardson
holy based
Oliver Cox
To be honest, this run is only around half an hour longer than a Yellow run.
Robert Richardson
I agree user. It's too much to ask a woman to be fiscally responsible, especially when going on vacation. You wouldn't expect a 10 year old to be able to budget a week long out of town trip, so why would you a woman?
David Reyes
Sure.
Blake Rogers
Ryder Brown
Post Erika
Ryder Mitchell
>can't evolve Eevee to your favorite type
>gets taught three overpowered broken moves that have insane coverage
>can't capture Pokemon normally
>can't turn off exp share
Why did people buy this game?
The only good things about this game are the art-style, the secret techniques replacing HM moves, and the Pokemon following behind you.
Blake Thomas
Keizaron is such an obnoxious unfunny faggot
Hunter King
Come watch Tekken
Nathaniel Anderson
depends
Jason Long
fuck off incel
Wyatt Cooper
Why do people keep drawing Pokegirls with bigger proportions than they actually have?
Please stop, it's gross.
Camden Powell
Yes. Best pokegirl.
Grayson Sanchez
Just how old is Hapu anyway?
Jeremiah Gutierrez
yes
Julian Lee
>Our artists are at it once again! Here's a little "preview" on the upcoming Super Mario World run.
Austin Edwards
hey
Dominic Gray
t. Never been to Florida.
Henry Morris
Thank you for these pics brother.
Dominic Powell
Don't want to
Mason Jenkins
Going by official merchandise, Rosa is actually very busty.
Ayden Brown
>gets taught three overpowered broken moves that have insane coverage
Eight. One for each Eeveelution.
And because it's still pretty fun.
Colton Hernandez
>The crowd and the back couch are definitively having a blast during this Pokémon Let's Go: Eevee run but wait, is that a wild Kirbymastah among all these beautiful people?
Are you having a blast too Yea Forums?
Isaiah Hernandez
j-jannu?
Julian Price
Ryan Kelly
continue
Jace Perez
>giving your money to a human trafficking organization instead of your sick and suffering family and friends
i hate the modern world
Dylan Butler
hes an esports pro gamer look at his official uniform
Christopher Bennett
I'm not the one who's been posting them aside from that one but thanks anyway.
Jonathan Williams
It is what it is till we get WWIII started
Jackson Price
Fuck I have that same exact hawaiian shirt from a thrift store awhile ago
Gabriel King
Josiah Thompson
Cameron Hill
what the hell... how did I get into this speedrun thread? the last thing I remember I was fapping to pokemon...
Adrian Nelson
>3+ hour "speedrun"
They should just stop with this bullshit. Everything that can't be finished in 60-90 minutes should not be allowed
Austin Gonzalez
She has a C cup at best. Not the D cup like you posted.
Notice how her combined bust is less voluminous than her head. In your picture each breast is as large as her head.
Male sexuality is disgusting.
James Ortiz
Being thirsty as fuck like that makes you oblivious to people manipulating you.
It's sad to see, even worse to experience. Sometimes it's referred to as being "food-zoned".
Not even friend-zoned. Just being used for food and other expenses. As fucking terrible as it feels to be used like that, at least it helps you learn when to recognize it, and stop it.
Alexander Howard
Don't worry user, they surely spend the whole year saving money to throw it at this specific event. Is disposable income!
Jace Moore
i'd fuck that motorcycle
Mason Scott
What's fun about a game where to win all you have to do is mash A to proceed. No thinking required.
Julian Young
Obviously. Why the fuck would I or anyone else ever want to go to Florida?
Gabriel Wood
every sabrina poster is a brother so don't worry.
Robert Adams
t. anorexic tranny
Xavier Turner
That's gross.
Jace White
I don't know how I got here either.
Daniel Ward
Oh and I forgot that they replaced Gary motha fuckin Oak with some pussy who gives you items. What the hell, a rival shouldn't be actively helping you!
Tyler Murphy
well damn
Owen Jones
FOODZONED LMFAO
Jack Smith
I enjoy collecting and battling creatures. Sometimes I like putting thought in it, sometimes I don't.
If you don't find it fun if it's too easy that's fair though, not saying you can't think that.
Brandon Fisher
I bet you bitch in Hex Maniac threads.
William Harris
I would poke her mon
Austin Wilson
Bros, why did Pokemon have to end up this way? I love Pokemon so much. I just want a new Pokemon game to be good again.
Evan Williams
HG/SS or FRLG Sabrina
Jonathan Rogers
Josiah Edwards
Blame it on the artstyle. Sugimori style has always focused on big heads which makes the rest of the body look smaller in comparision. If some kind user could post the Rosa figurine as a comparision, she's very busty and that's official merchandise.
Same situation with Cynthia. Original art has her quite flat, a B at best, but check Masters and how busty she actually is. The weird proportions can all the tracked back to Sugimori.
Ryder Rodriguez
puffy
Joshua Lopez
>Why would you go onto the internet and assume someone isn't gonna call you out on your hypocritical though processes.
Nicholas Turner
Grayson Johnson
A blowjob would be a nice start.
James Davis
ew don't talk to me, barafag!
Isaiah Carter
Pokemon fans sure get upset at really specific shit.
Caleb Martin
Go away retarded American
Elijah Thomas
>gatr
Sebastian Johnson
I do because Hex Maniac is one of my favorite trainers and thirsty virgins ruin her with unrealistic proportions.
Deal with it
Isn't it better if the proportions are realistic?
I'll never get used to it, but that's the power of male sexuality I suppose.
Adrian Brooks
Just replay the older games.
Logan Rogers
Jacob Jackson
Please you know all the girls were busted up to sell gacha.
Samuel Brooks
The only Pokemon run I liked on a GDQ was that 151 glitched run.
Camden Cox
So the best way to sum it up is that even with more realistic proportions in his later artwork, Sugimori designs are still disproportionate and arguably slightly deformed in an exaggerated chibi kind of way without going full SD
Nathaniel Richardson
post actual pokemon
Christian Fisher
spooky time
Jack Anderson
S-She's fast!
Juan Ward
This is the worst possible pokemon game to speedrun lol
John Perez
>I do because Hex Maniac is one of my favorite trainers and thirsty virgins ruin her with unrealistic proportions.
I guess you got to cope then.
Asher Hughes
"battling creatures" is having one overpowered sweeper clearing every Pokemon it comes across because it has (eight) over powered moves that kill everything remotely the same level.
A balanced game would have those moves on your opponents Pokemon as well. That's a true fair battle.
What this game gives you is cut scenes that you press A to proceed.
Tyler Garcia
Juan Garcia
Would you be her pokémon Yea Forums?
Gabriel Miller
>retarded American
That's redundant lol
t.burger
Adrian Allen
>Oh no he can't think of anything smart to say, quick tell the American that he's dumb.
That'll show 'em
Liam King
what happens if I choose the wrong one? FRLG
>Isn't it better if the proportions are realistic?
sometimes but as a draw fag my benis takes control and decides
Ethan Butler
It's only like 30c and 60% humidity here in Florida. It ain't even that hot it was 34c yesterday.
Thomas Wood
Charizard -- 1,107 votes
Gengar -- 1,056 votes
Arcanine -- 923 votes
Bulbasaur -- 710 votes
Blaziken -- 613 votes
Umbreon -- 607 votes
Lucario -- 604 votes
Gardevoir -- 585 votes
Eevee -- 581 votes
Dragonite -- 551 votes
Adrian Sullivan
And it fucking worked like a charm.
That gacha game can't come soon enough.
Nicholas Davis
>two (2) fucking full Pokémon RPGs without glitches
why the fuck GDQ
Jace Barnes
I have, countless times.
Juan Parker
Go eat a burger or deny evolution lol
Benjamin Bailey
>That gacha game
pokemon gacha soon?
Brody Price
I was going to waste some time but I almost don't even want to bother. Am I going to have to do this again if I buy the game through steam?
Mason Hill
denoting someone as your rival means that they are actively competing against you.
Helping you by giving items is the complete opposite. They should just relabel the character as a friend and have done with it.
Gavin Harris
Charizard is such a meme pokemon
Evan Morgan
Yes
Jacob Edwards
A reminder that we're headed towards a trashfire
David Price
Every mainline Pokemon game is good, you just don't like some of the design decisions because, after 20 years of playing every game, you have high expectations and expect a challenge, but refuse to accept that the audience for these games is literal children.
In terms of content and production values, there are very very few JRPGs that consistently reach the amount of content or quality of production that Pokemon does.
I'm going to be greentexted into oblivion by Pokemon fans who insist everything post BW2 is terrible instead of just not what they personally want.
Adrian Stewart
>first year i haven't watched any runs
Is this standard no fun allowed tranny shit for nu-GDQ or have there been any good runs this year? It sucks they ruined this event.
Levi Lee
Likely
Elijah Sanchez
>$40k target to watch cutscenes
lol
William Walker
Everything after gen2 is terrible thbqfamlam
James Lee
Aiden White
Sick burn bro.
Camden Hughes
Yeah watch the Katamari run :)
Grayson Johnson
>missed the best GDQ in years
YIKES
Levi Ross
Evan Bell
This game has a pretty interesting speed run. I wasnt interested in it when it came out because of how insultingly easy it is.
Colton Peterson
Pokemon Masters.
You actually collect pokegirls as your partners to do 3vs3 fights. The motherfuckers finally cracked the code for unlimited money.
Mason Reyes
Garbage opinion
Jeremiah Ward
You can just say "I don't like that it's easy", you know. You don't have to try and belittle or act like you're being smart by saying it's cutscenes.
I wouldn't mind difficulty options either.
Michael Ortiz
Literally none of this is true. That you can even say this makes you an idiot or a drone of the highest order.
Alexander Price
those boobs
David Campbell
there is no wrong answer
This year's surprisingly better compared to the past 3
Xavier Rivera
That's not true, Misty got hipped up instead.
Isaac Davis
I'd rather be a Delphox's pokemon.
Chase Evans
That smiley makes me think it's terrible.
Aiden Jackson
you leave my boi alone
Nicholas Bell
Why can't they do both? Game's have had difficulty levels forever. Just add one to Pokemon and all of these problems go away.
Jaxon Taylor
I don't want to have to work 2 jobs
Okay
Oliver Garcia
For what purpose
Blake Price
>Quality production
youtube.com
Nicholas Gray
have you found purpose in your hollow life through this
get a job user
Isaac Moore
what is the most reddit pokemon? Who is our pokemon 4channel bros?
Andrew Morales
I'd rather be Sabrina's doll.
James Collins
I agree with the anons saying this year is pretty good, but I have to ask - why the fuck is Big the Cat in SSS tier? That was reddit levels of crowd screaming for nothing, runners just playing game and hyping moments instead of explaining the game. The run doesn’t seem particularly interesting or hard so they have a two people playing gimmick but only commit for a little over five minutes. Why did you guys like it so much?
Julian Wilson
Welp.
You could always try the yokai watch games if you have a hacked 3ds.
They are surprisingly good, just skip the first one.
The SMT games are also great if you like jrpgs.
Camden Adams
Yeah it's one of the only runs this year with a tranny, you want a genuinel good run try Zelda ALBW or SMG2 both pretty good
Eli Miller
>there are very very few JRPGs that consistently reach the amount of content
I can kind of agree here since there's still no other game that scratches that capture itch like Pokemon.
>or quality of production that Pokemon does.
Now you're being stupid on purpose and I'm not even going to bother to repeat every single argument that has been given forever.
I'm going to be greentexted into oblivion by Pokemon fans who insist everything post BW2 is terrible instead of just not what they personally want.
A.K.A. "I'm writing this to protect myself for saying stupid shit because I'm totally right".
Juan Phillips
>GO TO BRIGHT RED FLAG DOWN HALLWAY
>CUT SCENE INTO CUT SCENE
>GO TO NEW HALLWAY
>EVERY TRAINER HAS ONE POKEMON
>OH LOOK ITS LILLIE AGAIN
>CUT SCENE CUT SCENE
OH BOY WHAT AN ADVENTURE BETTER PUT ON MY NERF GEAR SO I DON'T BRUISE IF I FALL OFF THE KIDDIE RIDE
Brody Gray
yes, yes, yes, a thousand times yes
Dylan Anderson
Like this?
Jaxson Barnes
nice. pleasantly surprised it's a decent year
Justin Thompson
If you even have to ask who /ourmon/ is, you don't belong here.
Hunter Flores
I don't like Yokai Watch's gameplay. I'm also a longtime SMT fan and I've played every English release in the series.
Brandon Russell
Wait I forgot the
>KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
David Rivera
Matthew Foster
Play the mystery dungeon games. They're pretty good.
Zachary Cox
damn son just dab on him
Charles Miller
datafgc on twitch
Michael King
I love Vulpix
Joshua Bailey
There's Melee too, gimr is just a jew and not advertising it, and the one CEO thread I saw here didn't mention Melee either.
Thomas Thompson
>EVERY TRAINER HAS ONE POKEMON
When has this ever not been true? Go play Red and Blue again.
Benjamin Anderson
Luis Turner
youtube.com
Vulllllllllpixx
Jose Smith
Someone post a clip of the tranny breakdown
Kayden Sanders
the games keep getting easier and easier its a walking simulator at this point
William Walker
>missed all the fun runs
sad
proto and his tranny entourage aren't even there anymore, there's barely any trannies in general at gdq now
Logan Richardson
I don't want to entirely disagree here, but the thing is, Pokemon up the Gen 5 never had any problem with striking the balance between appealing to children and long time fans in design and difficulty. They never had to completely sacrifice fun and/or challenge just to appeal to kids. Games like Minecraft that also have a mixed legacy and newcomer demographic never dumbed itself down n order to appeal to the child demographic and they succeeded just fine.
Grayson Flores
hex would be my girl if it was for sabrina
Jacob Powell
Yeah boobs are awesome
Brayden Thompson
why the fuck can real women not look like this. I'm done bros
Asher Cox
Pokegirl designs have consistently improved while the games have consistently declined in the past ten years. How depressing.
Joseph Peterson
Shut up retard the game's have noticeably gone downhill with the 3d era.
Joshua King
yes pls
Kayden Hill
he sure did
yes they are
Joshua Hall
Be honest with me, was this a good GDQ? I lost interest after watching the godawful first day and assumed it was going to be the same boring shit of always. I at least watched the Punch Out run which was amazing.
Michael Fisher
Thanks man
Where the fuck are the CEO threads
Angel Robinson
You live in the age of let's plays and movies with quicktime events, kids are retarded
Luke Rodriguez
Pokemon was intended to be all audiences, hence the raunchy jokes in the first season and the drunk man early in gen 1 that got changed to a "tired man" in the US. There's also a couple games in the series that aren't exactly tackled in a childish manner and we still get some more teen-focused side stuff, manga, and nostalgia boner-intended movies.
Basically everything you said is wrong besides content per game, and even that is mostly the same shit with different 'mons and assets.
Grayson Garcia
There was a lot of the same honestly, TASbot did pretty much the same boring shit it did last year. There's been a few good moments though, it's just fun watching it with everyone here anyway
Camden Morales
Samuel Thomas
How do you think Sabrina would react if she shrunk you after you lost against her and instead of running away in terror you start begging to be her toy?
Evan Wood
back to the ghetto with you
Luis Rivera
i dont usually notice threads for any sort of fgc tournament until finals day
Luis Moore
Where are their pants?
Jordan Williams
the fem MC from shield is so shit bros how could they 90% of the entertainment from pokemon comes from shitposting with its girls and they even messed THAT up
Cooper Davis
C U D D L I N G
Brody Scott
My issue with TASbot is that I think they need to balance something like their Mario Kart Wii tracks with something nuts like when they played Portal through Mario or whatnot. Normal TAS is cool, but 3 runs of it wears you down.
Eli Kelly
new bread
Aaron Rogers
>Pokemon was intended to be all audiences, hence the raunchy jokes in the first season and the drunk man early in gen 1 that got changed to a "tired man" in the US.
The fucking story in Gen 7 involves straight up child abuse.
Aaron Thomas
Uh oh
Kevin Nguyen
no
Michael Scott
do you think she would of jerk me off with her psychic power?
Anthony Lopez
she's better than the last 2. but all the new pokegirls are basically just reskins at this point.