I'll start >You mess with your motorcycle, a few guys bully you, your teacher asks what you want for your future then you go to a school gang with a classmate that has a crush on you >one of your friends gets stabbed, the world ends and your group decides to forget everything to go to an alternate timeline(or at least that's what it seems like)
>Bullies get rid of your ability to masturbate >Anyone whore gives you it back >Says the if you don't do her bidding she'll take it back >Goes venturing out beating up bullies instead of masturbating
Grayson Wilson
>You have a very bad day at work. >Your skills as a parent are judged.
Henry Fisher
>hanging out with your buddy >Trying to kill your buddy
Parker King
bloodborne ez
Logan Myers
Ace Combat 0?
Dylan Parker
The beginning and end are the same, except you look in a mirror and remember your reflection isn't you.
You some police dude who tried to stop the glowniggers but somehow you found a way to increase your autism to levels you control the world. Or you become a glowniggerjew. Or you just explode everything
Adrian Phillips
>try sky diving >go to bed
Jonathan Flores
mgsv?
Jason Foster
Correct!
Gabriel Roberts
Persona 2. Here's mine: >wife dead >wife still dead but i killed her all along
Anthony Howard
Dark Souls 1 or 3?
Caleb Garcia
>wake up in the middle of the street >wake up in the middle of the street and scream WHAT THE HELL
Ryan Peterson
Darkness 2?
Samuel Parker
>you hop of a helicopter and get chased by a truck >some black guy dies while the main character doesnt
Ethan Mitchell
Silent Hill 2
Cameron Peterson
[Spoiler] Both
Sebastian Howard
Persona 2: innocent sin?
Tyler Stewart
>you wake up on a ship >you sail on a different ship with you bros
Parker Clark
you got it
Luis Baker
COMPLEX MOTIVES
Sebastian Phillips
>Your plane crashes in the middle of the ocean >You have to shoot down a buff Billy Harrington as kindly as you can
>You are dead from the beginning but you don't know about it. >You and your buddies only start living for real after killing God
Jackson Foster
Tony Hawk's Underground?
Ethan Green
Beginning: >wake up Ending: >stop Satan
William Howard
>you go on a date at the opera house >you cost the navy millions
Jayden Jones
correct
Landon Powell
>Run around a fish market before the cops take you away >Run around a fish restaurant before the cops take you away
Logan Mitchell
>God wakes you up to do various tasks for you >you kill God
Josiah Campbell
>Get invited to your brother’s party >Your brother gets stuck in hell
Luke Bell
Sleeping Dogs
Connor Moore
Correct
Jaxon Perry
>wow cool tanks and planes >the eastern vermin deserves nothing short of a nuclear holocaust
Easton Butler
This could be both God of War and Xenoblade Chronicles
Sebastian Jenkins
>you fall into water >building collapse
Aaron Cox
>be stuck under some rubble >show an Undead Dragon that he is your bitch
Josiah Carter
>god saves me from sinking ship >I become god
Juan Foster
Parasite Eve?
Henry Young
>go to the fair >go to the fair
Bentley Martin
>go to meet your adoptive father with you brother >kill a god/demon/eldritch horror thing
Samuel Bell
>you run and shoot at some guys and turrets >you shoot at a heart
Dominic Cook
Chrono Nigger
Samuel Miller
>fire a laser at some dumb rock >volunteer to work for some well-dressed interdimensional pervert
Lucas Young
>get told about a fun new game by a friend >shoot yourself in the back of your own head
Grayson Parker
FUCKING IGGER MODS BANNED ME FOR REPLYING TO A THREAD FUCKING NIGGERS FORCED ME TO PHONEPOST but you are correct
Christian White
>you land on a beach >you prevent the big bad from committing sudoku
Isaiah Williams
>Beat up your idol >Beat up your idol in space
Gabriel Anderson
>wake up in a forrest next to some guy walking around >kill Cthulhu(?)
James Thomas
>You sit inside an oven
Connor Roberts
What thread?
Juan Clark
Half Life ez >TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK >THE EDF DEPLOYS
Easton Perez
>engage in coitus with a pale qt >blow up a building
Hudson Cruz
>Wake up and do some chores >Nuke Arizona
Austin Howard
Maybe but its not the game I was thinking of. >God wake you up to do tasks for him >God kills you once you complete them >God wake you up to do tasks for him >God kills you once you complete them ... >God wakes you up to do tasks for him >Kill God and finally wake up for real
Nicholas Mitchell
Sounds like the mods never ate any pork buns
Wyatt Richardson
SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT
Dominic Wood
>wake up in a mine >kill a false god with an onion
Jackson Baker
you got it
Brayden Powell
Katamari
>The princess is kidnapped >The princess has stockholm syndrome
Matthew Bennett
>be a black man in his natural habitat >die from natural causes (for a black man)
Blake Cook
>mariners revenge the game the movie no not anything by hackeo kojima
Gabriel Rivera
VTMB?
Aiden Brown
>you contemplate static noise in the middle of your room >female Bane cuts your fucking legs
Isaiah Kelly
Hell yeah dude
Nathaniel Campbell
>wake up in a shitty motel room >almost die on the moon.
Hunter Morales
>time travel >get edge lord powers
Cameron Taylor
>not opening it It should be >get laid >explode
Elijah Ross
>wake up in ye olde prison cell >take a boat out onto a lake to look for your wife
Jason Hall
You kick some birds. You return home and beat up ypur transsexual dad.
Logan Gutierrez
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines?
Aiden Anderson
Bioshock: Infinite
Joshua Wood
Portal 2?
>polish some brass tools >wake up and try to salvage your ship Hint, it's a text adventure
Ian Collins
The job? Killer Is Dead.
Josiah Russell
>chilling on a train >die
Carter Powell
>You arrive to a new land with a ship, then see a dream about an old man and alien and get into a storm which sinks the ship >Fat guy finds you from the beach and thinks you as his son
Wyatt Watson
Farcry 5
Jonathan Anderson
>trip to the south pole, gonna visit a shopping mall >kill satans mom
Jason Anderson
>storm a beach >tell your friend to nuke you
Cooper Anderson
No idea since I never played F5 but no.
Jason Murphy
>attend the funeral of one of your comrades >nuke your home
Jace Cox
>you wake up >you wake up
Christopher Roberts
Ass Creed 2 or whichever one Ezio does this in?
Lincoln Miller
Nope. Got it correct. Just finished playing it again since it first came out.
Eli Clark
Strange Journey?
Joshua Collins
>engage in facial reconstruction >fight over some water
Connor Lee
One of the Silent Hill games Zeno Clash
Julian Turner
fallout 3
Owen Wood
>get paycheck >raining cats
Christian Hall
>Sister diddled, dad hates me >Daughter hates me, Fuck everyone. >I fucked up F
Wyatt Lewis
I actually meant FNV but that works too damn
Elijah Roberts
>go swimming >drive a motorcycle
Wyatt Sanders
>save a cute girl >god comes back and tries to kill you but you kill it
Colton Green
>wake up during some kind of bondage parade >kill some ass hole daddy's boy in gay retard heaven
Eli Richardson
Yeah, it's Zeno Clash.
Luke Bailey
It would work better if it was fighting over electricity since that is what they want the most out of the dam.
Asher Wood
all correct
James Bailey
yeah
Dominic Price
Lisa: the painful?
Austin Moore
Postal 2
Robert Peterson
Nope, completely different genre as well.
Henry Price
>Return to work >Your partner ruined everything
Cooper Green
>get yelled at by a fat woman >shoot yourself in the head because the fat woman yells at you again
Jason White
Does Kingdom Hearts count?
Jackson Jackson
San Andreas
Connor Turner
>you start in an island with some random dude >you end up defeating a space god
>fall from the ceiling and get caught by the most blackest and lankiest motherfucker you've ever seen >you were in a coma and your older brother is dead
Justin Morgan
>prey Nope.
Camden Parker
>start killing wolves >end waiting for nothing to happen in front of an auction house
Henry Taylor
Half-Life?
Ethan Green
>sounds like a MGS game No. Take the term "mommy" less literally More in a /ss/ way
Brandon Miller
>playing poker with your friends >have party with your new and old friends while playing catch with a severed head
>bring your kids to work gone wrong and now you're a cyborg fighting aliens >the aliens either leave or blow up earth
Benjamin Harris
>You kill a cybernetic samurai >You kill a spaceship AI
Aiden Ward
>Wake up in a cell >Defeat a shadow goo clone and rip an IV out of your arm.
Michael Brown
>You and your girlfriend fight pirates to rescue your friend. Neither of you are wearing pants. >You commit mass genocide by blowing up and sinking the pirates' island. You still aren't wearing any pants.
Julian Gray
My legs are OK.
Colton Gray
>go to work >murder a giant alien creature in an alternate dimension Not a tough one
Camden Myers
Fuck I am so terrible at these >escape an evil facility into a good facility >god talks to you (in the present) in tue past
>kill aniki and get grounded forever OR >kill aniki and get grounded forever with your gf OR >kill god in a dream and die OR >kill god in a dream.and become god irl OR >kill god in a dream and get deleted by a flower
Matthew Phillips
You go underground where you end up dodging suns.
Landon Anderson
>easter island heads give you your orders >defy them to save stinky humans
David Sanders
>Mad as FUCK >somehow even MORE mad
Justin Roberts
correct
Bentley Thomas
>You get killed >You fuck with time so badly that you get unkilled
Cameron Wright
>giant bird of darkness steals the light of the forest >it then sacrifices itself and you raise its last egg
Touhou 11
Kevin Mitchell
Asura's wrath Or doom
Nathan Watson
>wake up on morgue slab >literally talk yourself to death
Ian Clark
Ori and the stolen spotlight, fuck kuro
Jacob Anderson
Planescape torment
Dominic Walker
Darksiders.
Ian Collins
Doom 2016
Parker Morris
>MC gets a printed gif >he and his friends are game name
Aaron Harris
got it
Elijah Rodriguez
Planescape
Lincoln Sanchez
c'mon somebody I know I'm not the only fucker who played this
Carson Stewart
You travel across dimensions with your lawyer like in Sliders, this time to a dystopian police state. By the end you fuck shit up but then Jack Thompson shows up to turn off the vidya.
>celebrate your birthday in the middle of a police chase >become death itself
Nolan Wood
Undertale
Leo Parker
Yes
Dylan Bell
>kill some giant crabs >kill a giant alien
Andrew James
Murder soul suspect ( not sure if that name is correct)
Kayden Cooper
Here's an ez one >go on vacation >actually go on vacation
Chase Murphy
> Break out of prison > kill a computer
Jayden Harris
>resurrected by a manlet >stop an evil god from being resurrected by a guy that would seem like a manlet to her
Benjamin Cox
>"Man I'm hungry" >Beats eldrich mosnter to death
Jack Cook
Yup. It was an easy one. Here's another >A jarhead's talking to you >Kill a big gorilla
Isaiah Reed
>listen to briefing about your brother eating people >your mom gets on the helicopter you're in mid-air
Brandon Lewis
MGS3
Hudson Butler
Lisa?
Andrew Gonzalez
>Potheads in prison worship a god >sealing that god destroy the prison
Carter Rogers
>The king tells you to fuck off on an adventure because you're the second coming of Jesus or some shit >You kill the evil wizard and fuck off to make your own kingdom (with the king's daughter)
William Morales
Outlast
Samuel Jenkins
God hand
Thomas Flores
>meet thieves in a city at night >part ways in the desert
Sebastian Long
Re4?
Hudson Morales
wrong
Hudson Baker
Going vanilla without the DLCs >wake up in jail >get your waifu back
Kevin Cox
Correct
Brandon Thomas
>monster attacks >its ur dad - but ur dad is dead - then who was whale?
Jason Reyes
BB
Michael Russell
ffx
Xavier Phillips
>chop down a tree >throw ashes
Jack Roberts
>you start the game playing as a random guy >at the end you realize that he's god apparently, and then you kill him before killing urself
Daniel Sullivan
Divinity Original Sin 2?
Logan Evans
You and your brother are really mad at eachother but decide to do gardening instead for the greater good of the world and your nephew
Leo Cook
...
Jacob Thompson
portal?
Liam Stewart
>Car breaks down >Mechanic tells you to kill some wildlife to fix the car. >Get a call from you dad saying he died. >Cool uncle tells you to steal some family heirlooms to fuck up the guys who killed your dad. >Some dandy with a hat shows up and seems pretty nice >Steal some heirlooms, some shit happens >Go rent a boat to visit your gf in Italy >Dandy man kills your gf >Your best friend loses his eyesight cause he slipped on a banana peel and fell down a flight of stairs >Your other friend is mad at you for letting him slip on a banana peel. >Your other other friend falls off a train >Everyone ends up fine and you go to Detroit to beat up your gf's brother who is now a zombie >Take a nap for a few years. >While napping a dragon tells you that the dandy who killed your gf is behind this all and is actually your great great great great great grandfather. >Wake up, reunite with friends. >Kill dandy man but at the cost of your own life >Reunite with gf in Heaven Not gonna lie its been a while since I last played it.
Noah White
Dragon's Dogma?
Levi Roberts
>crash land in another kingdom >get vored and kill a ghost
Lucas Miller
>You have a nightmare about your dad >You stab a hot older woman
Luis Flores
leisure suit larry?
Benjamin Long
Could this be TWD get shot ending?
John Lee
>Obstacle course >Obstacle course but in real life
Brody Scott
>u start the game half dead in a gutter >end up killing the lord of the land and his dad
Nicholas Gray
Oh.
Cooper Kelly
>Task with protecting a president only for him to get killed >Forced to beat the shit out of the president
Hudson Hall
Spyro 2
Josiah Jenkins
>milk run goes bad >you really shouldn't have killed that dragon
No. Game involves your wife*'s son** *not your wife **not her son
Jose Evans
>Steal an apple and run away >Kill guy after his sword explodes and kills your gf
Thomas Mitchell
>You wake up in the middle of a busy intersection >You wake up in the middle of a busy intersection
Nathaniel Morgan
yes
Nolan Murphy
No.
Hunter Davis
yep
too many generals: the game
Nicholas Hall
mirrors edge
Zachary Jones
>Big physics object setpiece >Cliffhanger
Nathan Perry
angry furry kidnaps children's entertainment professional and forcefully takes him to a mental health institution
Oliver Cox
Kicking simulator?
Ryder Murphy
>city official makes a fucking retarded decision >You win by not giving in to the Joker
Hard mode: Which one?
Tyler Foster
>Kill a big robot >Kill a big guy
Nathaniel Hill
The World Ends With You.
Luis Stewart
last of us
Gabriel Evans
HL2: Episode Two?
William Edwards
Arkham City
Samuel Price
...
Eli Foster
>You get off a train >You get on a train
Isaiah Morris
Half Life 1
Daniel Wilson
>You drill into the earth >You kill a big worm
Leo Wilson
Terraria
Jose Williams
>Using green magic, you beat up a wizard >Using green magic, you beat up a wizard
Nathan Harris
>You start up your very own business >You burn alive
Christopher Watson
New vegas?
Logan Barnes
>Shit on the street >Assassinate a god
Jonathan Anderson
>exhibition match >delete some black holes from the inside out
Ian Allen
>barely survive crashlanding >World's Best Mom talks to you, then some EDM plays
Owen Hall
Nah.
Dominic Garcia
>Escape government capture >Kill a giant lizard to save Earth from being destroyed
Liam Phillips
>un-petrify >hovercraft to heaven
Michael Rodriguez
>test a poo-in-loo's machine >you live inside a satellite now
Brandon Evans
I've never played it and even I know it's Undertale.
Hudson Turner
Correct
Juan Clark
>Nearly get hit by a meteor >Kill a tree
Noah Miller
Found you, faker!
Alexander James
>You kill a pair of dudes with guns >You're evicted from your apartment
Brayden White
The sky fell The sky is falling again but now your Jesus and stop it
Jason Robinson
>Wake up with a severe case of hangover >Wife gives you timeout in the cuckshed Halfu-Laifo
Brody Davis
>undergo a botched surgery that fucks up your perception of the world >that lovecraftian abomination you fucked a lot blooms life OR >you get stopped by your college classmate and your doctor and commit suicide
>watched by some creep describing your every move >offered a choice by the creep but it doesn't actually change anything
Camden Ortiz
>On train >sleep
Ryder Hernandez
>you go home >you turn off a big light
Sebastian Miller
very very interesting
Charles Jackson
Legend of Grimrock
Hudson Carter
Not unless you consider "bring arrested" Lee's job.
Josiah Bailey
Ace Combat 4
Levi Collins
>Girl prays in front of green stuff >Girl prays in front of green stuff
Gabriel King
aye
Nicholas Wright
stanleh parableh
Elijah Jones
P4 ez
Adrian Richardson
>your bio-robot gets woken up >the end still hasn't happened
Connor Powell
nobody is gonna be able to guess this i dont think many people played the game, more so completed it. >you fly into space >kinda you fly out of space or kill yourself
Camden Robinson
>you get beaten to shit >you turn into an abomination
>bunch of strangers get matching tattoos >lesbians save the day
Benjamin Allen
Death Stranding Any Mario game Detroit: Become Human
>Be filthy Italian soldier >Your filthy Italian friend dies
Ian Rodriguez
>You wake up in your cell >You meet up with your boss and choose to kill her or not
Hudson Roberts
not sunless skies
hint: puzzle game, platformer 2d.
Adam Long
>sports game gets cancelled by your dad >break up with your girlfriend and high five your dad
Daniel Ortiz
>pic He's picking up yellow, which means he already lost.
Jackson Mitchell
Retoasting ones that haven't been solved >parachute off a plane >either die in an atomic explosion or become what you have been fighting
>wake up in ye olde prison cell >take a boat out onto a lake to look for your wife
>enter bar and greet the barkeeper >(depending on your choice) shoot the barkeeper or pay him for the alcohol
>be stuck under some rubble after killing a big evil thing >show an Undead Dragon that he is your bitch
Leo Ramirez
First one is obviously mgs3
Oliver Clark
>wake up by a blonde jail bait >Wander the desert killing your best friend's copy's copies
Ryan Murphy
>land on planet >leave planet
Brayden Brooks
Nope
Oliver Brown
Dying Light
Benjamin Taylor
Nope
Colton Robinson
I've posted these two in other threads but no one got them.
1 >Your sister restrains your brother so you can kill a meme in his brain
2 >A bug wearing your clothes attacks you while the alternate dimension you are in collapses
Ryder Murphy
mafia 2
Kevin Davis
risk of rain?
Ian Fisher
>Come back from a long month at the office >Turns out wife decides to cuck you because you cucked her while you were at work >Turns out the person fucking her is satan >Kill Satan.
Alexander Brooks
Correct
Nathan Smith
IF anyone is interested the game is THE SWAPPER hard as fuck and the story is good, questions wether things like teleportation or conciousness swapping would still leave you you or if you die and clone lives on, kinda i guess if such a thing like soul exists?
Nolan Perez
Reposting these two >fall from the ceiling and get caught by the most blackest and lankiest motherfucker you've ever seen >you were in a coma and your older brother is dead
>an earthquake decimates your house >go to heaven and slap an angels shit in and make them repair your house
Ryan Torres
>You start up an MMO >You marry a man.
Isaac Jenkins
>You're on the run from a job gone south >You finally settle down with your family, or do you?
Caleb Jackson
Yummy Nicki
Parker Nguyen
>you sit down, wanting to play a videogame >David Bowie thanks you for saving everyone
Sebastian Nguyen
Subnautica.
Austin Long
OSRS Mafia 1?
Ian Jackson
Megaman Zero my man
Michael Sanders
>"Your Amazon package has hit a snag with one of our delivers" >Now you kill Neo-Romans
Dylan Sanders
>OSRS Don't know what that is but nope.
Daniel Adams
No
Carter Evans
Former employee of the month finds out his bosses are dicks and he starts to ravage his former place of employment. Kills his boss in the end
Jaxon Foster
>mc is living a happy life with his family >mc unleashes the end of the world
Jose Torres
>Find talking sword >Lose talking sword
Anthony Flores
CJ's bizarre adventure
Cooper Harris
Scarlet Weather Rhapsody
Angel Smith
OMIKRON, YOU DIDN'T FEEL US COMING IN THIS LONELY CROWD, IT'S ALWAYS TIME
Nolan Diaz
Live?
Chase Wright
hl2e2? but also becau*e tou said it twice e1 as well?
>defend your loved one >thousands of years later, your entire existence is completely deleted
Isaiah Wilson
FNV Not Mafia
Dylan Myers
>Move to the city >Die
Jacob Bennett
drill down kill the devil
Carson Diaz
Sounds like Nier
Michael Hernandez
Nier.
Aiden Walker
You guessed it
Camden Hughes
Ashes...to ashes. Dust...to dust.
Sebastian Smith
>Cook some food >Cook some more food
Christian Diaz
no
Christian Morgan
cooking mama?
Jonathan Reyes
Guess that was too easy lmao
Wyatt Miller
i dont actually play video games, my other guess is me2?
Nolan Edwards
Nope
Carter Smith
>You (female) fall out of a locker >You (male) find out that reality isn't real
Nolan Campbell
>You control a dragon that some miners are trying to wake up, and you proceed to kill people all along the mine till some big dude hits you on the head with a crane and cages you >Later on some other guy rescues a naked little kid that you take control of once he's clothed and fed
Aiden White
>get blown up >a choice: the greater good, or the one you love.
Kayden Butler
Gonna go ahead and solve 2-4 if anyone is interested >Ghost of a Tale >Call of Juarez: Gunslinger >Gothic 2
Evan King
No Mans Sky?
Benjamin Collins
Monkey island?
Landon White
>you either cure cancer or solve world hunger >you either kill a galactic overlord or become that galactic overlord
Hudson Kelly
Pikmin
Oliver Brown
>Beginning: Guy wakes up from a nightmare. >Ending: Different guy is left sitting in a chair.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
>you hate god while flying over the sea >you die >you get pieced back together by your bot familiars
Ethan Scott
SOMA?
Ayden Hall
dmcV
Matthew Sanders
>you possess some young princess >Buddha himself comes down from the heavens and exorcises your ass
>you're imprisoned with only some guy's diary talking to you >you kill said guy with everything you learned from his diary
>you talk with some people in a chatroom >the last few years of everyone's life get deleted, you still end up working for the same tall blonde
Jaxson Wood
>talk to a voyeuristic old man >Photograph a mythical creature in a car ride in the clouds
Golden sun?
James Powell
SR 4 Soma, kinda? Nier:A
Carter Rodriguez
The Forest
Dominic Morgan
53
Luke Reyes
Pokemon SNAP
Luis Miller
No, but now i'm curious about SOMA
Justin Carter
>you meet a female in any situation >if you touch her tits in the right order, she sucks you off
Christopher Perry
I'm astonished that's NOT Soma.
Joseph Foster
One of the least shitty walking simulators made. The story treats the player like a moron though. Because the protagonist is dumber than anyone capable of solving the puzzles could ever be.
Jace Thomas
Postal 2 Apocalypse Weekend
Cameron Lee
>you get beaten up buy some bullies >you hug you daughter