One of the best kung fu games ever made

>one of the best kung fu games ever made
>only $2
>no longer have to worry about finding a torrent
If you like kung fu games, why haven't you bought this yet?

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because the karaoke is SHIT

Because they falsely advertised that I can date Emma stone

What, did you want a sex scene or something?

I did.

Jackie deserved better

I mean it's a good game but don't oversell fucking Bamham combat.

OHHHHH YEA, MIMI

FIRST GIRL EVA SUCKA MAH COCK

>why haven't you bought this yet?
Because I haven't had a pork bun today, so I'm not a whole man.

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>no Sleeping Dogs 2 announced at E3

i should just end it at this point

Isn't it the shit version?

I thought the definitive edition was a mess?

Why would you want to date the second worst girl?
Ilyana > Not Ping > Sandra > Amy > Cheating Whore

it's not a kung fu game you fucking retard
it's also a clunky ass mess with a horrible campaign
fuck you and your bamham garbage

Got this game for free with my graphics card and it was shit.

Who would even make it, SE shut down the studio after forcing them to work on a shitty MMO version of Sleeping Dogs

Game's too easy.

because "Definitive edition" is butchered one last cash grab by square before closing the most kino sutdio ever made -- United Front

Nah, just some nitpicky stuff.

t. never ate pork bun

Good thing there is none

>one of the best kung fu games ever made
lol

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Great fucking game, sequel when.

Hate for SE is definitely understandable but it's not butchered.

Prove me wrong.

Pro tip: You can't

you're autistic, I see your pork bun autism in every thread but you lack the self awareness to realize how fucking asperger tier shit you're spouting

Surely SE has another studio capable of making kung fu gta, right? R-right?

Why the hell is not ping this low tho

But I already did years ago

The Yakuza series way better than this though. The only good thing about this game is that I can pay for "massages" while in Yakuza I'm a kiryu is still a virgin.

Because I spent that $2 to have your sister suck my cock instead!

Bought it, and bought it for friends too (back when it was ~$20).
Absolutely brilliant game.

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its a good gta clone, but its not stellar like people make it out to be

if witcher 3 has shit combat, then so does this game, along with bad driving and shitty shooting

lots of fun quests and side activities to kill time though and fucking karoke

isnt it bamham combat

why do they say the version on steam is the shit one

bumping for confirmation on these two

Yes, the whole
>Press _ to block incoming attacks
>Press _ to then counter
>Button order changes attack combo

Driving is bad yes. But combat is nice.

Yakuza is shit though, it's basically a visual novel with how much fucking dialogue and cutscenes there are.

>that filename

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The driving is fun. If you're not going to make it realistic you might as well add a side-swipe button and leaping from car to car.

It's very similar but it doesn't get as ridiculous as bam ham, you don't lunge 50ft between enemies for example.

>>It's very similar but it doesn't get as ridiculous as bam ham, you don't lunge 50ft between enemies for example.
What makes bamham combat shit is that it's just mashing square until someone finally tries to much you and then you just press triangle during the massive counter window. If that's the combat then it's shit.

What this guy said, essentially.

Somebody hasn't had his pork bun yet.

It is but you barely lunge at all (Maybe like one or two person's length at most, it's less than how far Spider-Man takes you with its punches), the counter timing is a bit more strict, and you can grab guys and do environmental attacks. If I remember right there's also special moves.

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DAYUNGWAAA

Sleeping Dogs is the most overrated meme game ever.

Its literally a mediocre GTA clone with BamHam combat that has absolutely zero interesting going on besides its setting.

t. Probably never eaten a pork bun in his life