Why are nintendies so prone to dying?

I drink and smoke and fuck 0 girls in my life I'm 27 years old and I am only good at browsing Yea Forums and playing video games faggot get out.

>defending these people
nintendies, everyone
no man left behind in their cult, even if it's a fat fuck in a shark costume at a kid's funeral

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>hey mommy i made fun of that one 5 year old again so i only have enough good boy points for 5 tendies

>defending people making a sweet gesture for a deceased child
yeah haha wow who would do that amirite?

I'm sorry I'm not that edgy to make fun of children

Thin skin.

>i bet you drink and smoke and fuck lots of girls
why yes I do

40%

Having a themed funeral instead of a normal black tie one.
Memes are not enough. These people need to ashamed for eccentric stupidity.

the kid was five

I'm not sure if you know this OP, but literally everyone is prone to dying.

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now this, this is really fucked

Based

redditor's first Yea Forums post

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im not

This but unironically

Oh my god, you,re so hardcore. Take me to your mansion and fuck me now.

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How did he die?

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ITS SUMMERTIME LUH UH LOVING
ITS LOVING IN THE SUMMERTIME

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>your child dies
>he played super mario games
>decide to make a THEMED FUNERAL
>slap mario's smiling face on your child's coffin and all over the room
>hire child entertainers dressed as mario and luigi to attend your funeral
What universe is that woman living in?

Describe your ideal death and funeral.
>long life
>never

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the one where she's desperately trying to put a silver lining on a devastating tragedy

>underworld theme starts playing

cringe

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I....what

They are literally smiling and throwing peace signs taking a picture at a funeral. All are obese. Fuck these people and I'm glad their spawn didn't make it.

Because they're human just like you and me.

low IQ and bad genetics

You and I are literally the only two people who post on this website and I've been pretending to be hundreds of people so I can be your friend.

holy shit i didn't even notice that does actually change things

Are you sure they were hired entertainers?
Beyond the facebook post I can't find any additional information.
It also says father died from the same fire. Do you think he had a boomer themed funeral?

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One where she wants to remember her child as playful and happy instead of throwing some shitty NPC funeral where everyone is dressed black pretending to give a shit.

Yeah bro, she should just kill herself knowing that the child won't ever come back. Now that's the appropriate reaction to the tragedy, to spiral yourself out of control into a brooding and depressed state. What a bitch, trying to reconcile, doesn't she know her child is DEAD and DOESNT CARE. Hole shit, god doesn't exist, how stupid these people are.

uuh are you retarded?

Uuuuuuhhhhhhh noooooo

The goblins throwing up the peace signs and smiling are the autistics who made the casket or paid for it. The little girl and the fat chick are the family and they look pretty uncomfortable/upset.

But dont let that distract you from your edgy humor you gay niggers.

lol, everyone in this thread laughing about a dead kid is some teenage fuck-up who can't go one day without yelling "FUCK YOU MOM".

it's cool to see you losers before you realise your entire life is a mistake.

Father was cremated. The kid died from smoke inhalation, the dad died trying to save the kid and was unrecognizable from his burns, too bad for any casket ceremony. Sick fucking meme though my dude.

He fall into the lava.

>rest in peace little man i hope you're bing bing wahoo'ing in the sky

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>you

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