SGDQ 2019

At least we're getting some zoom-in on Laras legs. She's hot as fuck in this game.

WOMEN AREN'T VIDEO GAMES.

Who will run OOT?

SSS!!: PunchOut!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat / Super Bomberman 2 / SMW (race) / Dark Souls
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2 / Mort the Chicken / Glover / TRAG / Pac-Man World / Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage / Alien Soldier / Chasm: The Rift / RE2 / Divekick / Shrek XL / Last Action Hero / Nex Machina / Dead Rising / Remnants of Naezith / Metal Slug X / Metal Slug 3 / Chip and Dale / SMB3 / Invictus / Grand Poo World 2 / Banjo-Kazooie / MM2 / Tetris Effect / LoZ: MM
A: The Hobbit / THUG 2 / Marble Madness / Ranger-X / Half Minute Hero / Bloodstained: CotM / Super Mario Sunshine / Silent Hill 3 / Nuclear Throne / Starcraft / Jumper / TMNT 4 / Ristar / Cave Story / Minecraft / MM11 / MM3 / Zelda BotW / Bomberman 64
B: DMC / Spyro / TMNT 3 / Zombies Ate My Neighbors / Metroid / Castlevania: SotN / Metroid Prime / Skylar and Plux / Kirby Air Ride / Kirby 64 / Ape Escape / Crash Bandicoot 3 / PunchOut!! (arcade) / LoZ Randomizer / Furi / C&C / Sonic 3D Blast / Koumajou Densetsu II / Sly Cooper / Diablo 2 / HL / HL 2 / Rockman 4
C: Sonic Generations / DKC2 / LoZ: Minish Cap / Final Doom / Bwaster Master / Solomon's Key / Jackal / Contra 3 / Ninja Spirit / Castlevania / Perfect Dark / Slipstream / Pokemon Crystal / Splatterhouse / Sylvester & Tweety / Clustertruck / Dark Souls 2 / Gauntlet / Mario Kart DD / Hyper Light Drifter / Cannon Spike
D: Portal 2 / Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / Outland / Contra / STFU / Timespinner / Castlevania: PoR / Prey / Uncharted / Monster Boy / Textorcist / Deltarune / Hylics / Laffy Taffy / Boogerman / LLB / Looney Tunes / Rhino Rumble / Aero the Acro-Bat / Octopath Travler / TAS Tetris
F: SMB2 / Ducktales 2 / We Love Katamari / Catlateral Damage / Castlevania DOS / FE Fates / KH3 / Quake / TAS MKWii
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 / LoZ: LBW / SMG 2 / TAS Celeste
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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good luck

Threadly reminder that anything below S isn't worth watching because you retards grade on a curve.

CUTE female getting emotional and choking at the start!

>OOB run

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REEEEEE STOP FETISHIZING WOMEN YOU INCELS

Womb raider with actual female !

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I want Hotaru to taste me!

hope he gets the help he needs

If this is the girl who ran tomb raider from the last marathon, she's pretty good.

please help me bros how do i get this runner to become my gf???

No bully

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me

CUTE POSTERS RISE UP!

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>women love tomb raider despite Lara's huge tits
>marketers still think female gamers prefer non-sexualized characters
Makes you think.

based

Rip Cosmo's name between the runs.

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>tfw I started this meme back in the day on Yea Forums
Glad to see you're still keeping it up Umaru user, if it even is the same person

Can someone please get her to stop talking out of her nose?

>deadnaming in 2019

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WOW it's almost as if everything that ever existed can be displayed as a bell curve! How INCREDIBLE!

>SSS: Dark Souls
Was it really good?

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i like that all the actual females hang together and not with the """"females"""" at these events

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uWu wats this? why is my penis tingling?

Who's the guy on the left on the couch?

I remember his face but not who he is.

SSS

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So nice to see a GIRL run haha she seems like she knows her things about gaming and tomb raider!!!

Kill yourself.

This has to be the most real women on screen at a time during this SGDQ

>trannies: F run
>real women: F run
what the FUCK do you even want?

MOMMY!

>kakyoin
Fuck what's that from?

i started it on usenet

Ignore the gay agenda user.

Its the best run imho

reminder that taking tiers seriously is retarded and you should just enjoy whatever entertains you

Raid her Tomb
unironically

Yea Forums wants to be the girl

Straight white males

I want to cuddle with Miia!

HDN1 run next year

why are women so bad at speedgaming, bros?

maxylobes, runs silent hill and resident evil

joe's wacky quest

>hate fake women
>hate real women
Literally never happy you wannabe failed noralfags

for this to last another week, i don't want it to end lads

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not wrong

good games

this

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I'm hoping some tranny in the audience will make a donation saying something like "I'm happy to see women LIKE ME represented in the speedrunning community! You go sisters!" and they all just awkwardly laugh or roll their eyes.

That'd sting like a fucking whip for a tranny

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is it me or does the runner sound like a female kermit the frog

Oh right yeah I remember him from the DMC speedruns

You sound like you think about trannies a lot. Do you often fantasize about hypothetical situations involving them?

The only purpose this tier list could ever serve is for people to see if it's worth checking out runs they missed. If you tards put every run that isn't a complete dumpster fire as A tier and higher then there's no point to it.

Is this a tranny?

threadly reminder, don't be like megurankposter, be more like miiarankposter
megurankposter:
>doesn't do //s
>does it for attentionwhoring and for reddit karma reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/c3tjzg/sgdq_vod_thread_2019/
>cherrypicks votes despite "hi/v/emind collective voting"
>gets angry if list is touched at all
miiarankposter:
>does //s
>couldn't care less about anyone's comments while shitposting on Yea Forums
>votes herself and no changes unless mentioned otherwise
>literally opposite ranks of megurankposter without the extra S ranks

>Yea Forums wants to be the little girl

same

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nice fucking essay you retarded donator

>She BTFO the long ass donation
BASED

always yes

>thank you for the novel
based

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>females

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>people seeing trannies and tranny related stuff everywhere
jesus christ

damn they read my donation haha

Have you never seen a squad before? It's how they fend off beta orbiters.

girl on the right needs a caption

>these incels trying to get into her pants via incentives

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I wanna cum on caveman's hair!

Good memes

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You can really tell that faggot is a regular twitch donator and thinks the streamer is his friend

yikes, even the biowomen look busted

What the fuck an actual female runner? And she isn't complete earcancer?

>Burgerfats wake up
>nonstop tranny talk resumes
Go back to sleep

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>that embarrassing long donation
>she shits on it immediately
Yeah, I'm thinking she's based.

are these real women?

I want to kiss her snout

I swear if they say girl power even once this run is going in the trash.

beat you at windjammers teehee

Jew with the crew; Jesus, Alt-Girl, and Fart-Girl.

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If I was a cute girl all my autism would be adorable and I'd have lots of friends. So yes. Life would have been better that way.

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i like video game

go to your own yuroshit board or keep crying, faggot

it's still subjective. a bunch of S tier ranked stuff aren't worth watching imo.

Pity these mentally ill people, hopefully someday they will get the help they need.

Why don't many girls speedrun games?

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No you'd be fat and gross and weird still. I dont know why ugly men think switching gender would make them hotties.

Yeah, all 3 are legit females.

GO
TO
SLEEP

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Orbiters and friends aren't the same thing.

She's fucking back in GDQ lads, I missed her.

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girls don't play video games

She's legit and entertaining. Yea Forums is just triggered incels. Imagine losing your shit every time you see a woman. lmao@u

They get sexually harassed online and at events.

Because only boys deserve to be autistic

is that guy gay or is he getting a 2 piece with a biscuit

This is true for many people.

The key is remembering that trying to become a girl now would not make that reality happen in any way.

Reminder that today is the last day

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Why are Americans obsessed with trannies?

>Thread is comfy and based
>((Americans)) wake up
>suddenly shit

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There are more real females in this screen than the entirety of GDQ so far.

damn im geniunely impressed.

ORB LOL

Literally nobody is saying anything negative about her. Why are you seething this hard?

PC speedruns are so consistently trash

give pic of redhaired girl pls
also runner is a nice person

Maybe because he literally said cute girl you dumb idiot. There's no point in being a girl if you aren't cute.

>woman tries to do something
>incel scare her away or persecute her
this thread is proof enough of that

you would still be a cringe loser

uuuurb umegalul xD

>OOOOORB

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how old is she?

i do. this gdq been kinda boring

ORRRRRRRB

She got everyone shouting orb. Cancer.

fuck off cat, i hope they can your ass in p5r

Wow only now do I realize how great it was that there wasn't a single OORRB in the entirety of the Majora run despite being 5 hours long.

It was a good event overall! So good that some Yea Forumsirgins are mad that the event had a lot of popular runs.

Well ESA isn't too far and most of you good people (aka not the tourists) will be present there, I assume.

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Too busy with Chad's cock

imagine if she pooed herself on stream lol btw this is a great stream my favourite game of the year back when it was to come out

but before that she was fine right

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRBBB

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Was that a jojo reference?!

This run is pretty based so far, incredible how all the tranny runs were fucking embarrassing disasters yet the one actual female runner is somehow competent and not autistic. Hell a good portion of the male runners were worse than this.

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Have you been reading these threads? Have you read literally anything in your entire life?

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her name is katlink

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Nah, I'm glad you have to go back to the dead general

Why are you projecting.

who's the red haired cutie?

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>ORB
and now the run went to shit. Thanks America

Yeah it's decent aside from that

ESA manages to be even more garbage than GDQ because europeans are boring as shit. they all have zero charisma or personality.

why is she so bald

>those reddit posts
Never cringed so hard in my life

Greetings from America, I love politics and yelling OOORRRBB. Here's $50 to an amazing speedrun. Let's save the animals!

...

>t. never really watched ESA

What does this even mean? Why do women need my OK before doing something they supposedly enjoy? Yea Forums tells me to kill myself every other post and you don't see me struggling to live.

Are you even reading the thread? Baka.

It requires dedication and skill.

i have. your "humor" is reddit-tier. none of you are interesting in any way.

more space for the goods, if you catch my drift

woodberry
looks better on the couch tho

>Based because it makes Yea Forums mad xD
Why do so many redditors parroting this nowadays?

>americans wake up
>thread has more bitching about americans waking up then americans
Really makes you think...

the user posting the rank there is no better

legend lara is god tier

>sexy vidya character
How did GDQ allow this run???

This game looks better than all the Crystal Dynamics Tomb Raider games.

LOOK AT HER FEET

He's a big guy.

LARAS FEET

this is only happening because the game is boring

NOOOOOOO WOMEN DONT LIKE OLD LARA SHES PROBLEMATIC
PLAY NU RAIDER YOU INDOCTRINATED THOTS

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Lara feet

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nice try tranny, GDQ is the worst thing ever

>gonna have to shoot all these low iq coons
wow bit extreme now isn't it

Im calling bullshit on americans being awake at 8 AM on a saturday.

>lying to get (you) s
kys

who is the bbw. for science

...

fufu or kungfufruitcup

God this shit is so old.

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Nika Harper

If ESA is so good why do none of their tier lists have SSS runs?

Its internalized misogyny, poor girls need to be saved.

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cute feet

>The dirty Japs are really bad for that. Those dumb slant eyes are always trying to kick her down
Damn, how is she getting away with saying that?

This bitch sucks
She's not even skillful

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No it's KatLink

WAIT WHAT THATS NIKA? FORMER RIOT NIKA you gotta be fucking kidding me.

because ESA doesn't need tranny tierlists

>tfw Lara will never climb your pole

have sex

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she doesn't have red hair, silly.

because they ripped off uncharted. underworld was the last of classic tomb raider gameplay.

She didn't hit the wall. The wall hit her.

These people aren't funny and I think they think they are and I'm just suffering from second hand embarrassment.

This is a first playthrough right ? She has to do a complete turn before swinging from pole to pole, how is she so bad ?

ESA threads are insufferable thanks to the guy spamming webms.

this is comfy

Reminder to eat your pineapple anons.

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She literally said her name at the start of the run, for fuck sake

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>When I'm done with you, Nanking will look like child's play
Wow really Crystal Dynamics?

holy shit this is the famous white? NA is like 5 times whiter than you guys haha wtf

It's Katlink.

>not fat
>normal color hair
>not a tranny

She's probably the only normal female at the event

The wall was made of gingerbread like in hansel and gretel
And she ate it and the witch

What went wrong?

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Lmao shes only number 6 on the leaderboard in a literal dead game, only reason shes running is because she has tits.

>zoomers think Tomb Raider ripped of Uncharted when it was the other way around

girl second from left is cute

S/S lady too

[giggles]

STOP GIGGLING. STOP HAVING FUN.

AoD was the last tomb raider game with the original's gameplay

>never seen a woman in his life
;_;

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Have you considered the possibility that the other 5 runners didn't submit? Have sex.

Probably because its true, newfag. This is the best SGDQ in years.

that's a different red head

teeheehee

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I'm next wish me cuck!

OMG YAASSS KITTY
QUEENS IN SPEEDRUNNING ARE BASED AF YALL

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I like to think theyre giggling at my dick

how many other runners are in the same position

jesus fucking christ. what happened. i still remember her videos when league was good damn. she still lovely tho.

Nope, it's on her twitter. Keep shitposting, though.

cake

gdqFaith

The fat helps to hide her manjaw. I unironically think she looks better. Not hot, but better.

I really have to question your taste user.

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back you go, tourist

stop asking that, you'll expose that I'm only pointing it out because she's a woman and I would never have even checked if she wasn't

cringe

is it me or does she kinda suck

more cushion for the pushin faggot

wish she would suck me

real females? In my GDQ?

No? What the fuck. At the start of the run they literally introduced her as KatLink.

i went on fufu's twitter. that's how i know it's her.

She's 6th place in the category.

Missed MM, Bomberman and Cannon Zero
How was it

ok this run is getting cringe FAST

i feel like i'm in daycare

trannies btfo

i agree. she looks like she bakes and keep the house and the kids tidy.

>woman speedrunner
why the fuck is allowed?

>dookaddy

Nutomb raider ripped it off, not old
it sucked though

She seems fine, missed a couple things on her own admission. And is 6th in the category.

PC runs are so cringe

Lmao cadarev wasnt allowed to submit by the community because smooth wanted to run.

t. assblasted newfag who posts twitter screencaps

>this is all I have left in my bank account
Fucking welfare nigger shit.

NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T LIKE WOMEN Yea Forums!
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE BROTHERS IN INCELDOM!!!

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This game looks like shit
Is this a mobile port or something?

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Because the people who make tier lists for ESA aren't fucking retards that feel the need to have a billion different tiers. The only tiers people are interested in is:

Worth watching (skilled + entertaining),
Worth Watching for memes (entertaining)
Worth Watching for the gameplay (skilled)
Not Worth Watching because it's boring
Not Worth Watching because it's a cringefest

I agree sister. Let's talk about are console speed runs and read poetry about drinking the semen out of our boyfriends ass.

>boyfriend
>greetings from sweden

>This is all I have left in my bank account but it's going towards an amazing cause!
what a fucking idiot

>Lupin III

this but unironically

kys zoomer

MM was good, rest were forgettable.

>MM
runner didn't get 100% because choke
>bomberman
pretty comfy
>cannon zero
didn't really miss anything

this is just how PC games look lmao

I've haven't spoken to a women outside of it being their job or my mother in years.

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>have no money left in your bank account
>donate it so that people can smuggle economic refugees to Europe.
People are not this bad at handling money, right?

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Why does this game look so bad for a PC game from 2007?

The sight of an attractive likable female is making the incels upset

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source?

I'm mgtow, not an incel.

Don't have sex.

If you're talking about other girls or trannies it's pretty obviously for the same reason, the rest of the runners are top tier compared to this garbage.

Lets be real. Female speedrunners can pull in huge donations from beta males and date salemen. Its the reason why she's here.

user it's time for Wojack to die.

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why are you so assblasted

an actual cute female speedrunner. wew

just go speed dating

When your hard earned money barely lasts you the month down to the last penny, you certainly ain't giving it away.
Hence he's a welfare loser and he just donated away YOUR money.

2007 was 12 years ago

Tomb Raider franchise was never good, that's your answer.

projecting is bad, user

>468531923

No, they're worse.

its a man, man

>tfw only have £2.34 in the bank
At least I don't have debts

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sauce?

>attractive likable female
what stream are you watching lol
fatties and lanklets

no i'm talking about male runners

This is true, just look at the orbiters for the ESA girls during those threads.

the cake was not a lie

Because I'm sick of seeing these stupid tier lists (and copycats) multiple times every single thread when they're utterly fucking useless.

>When your hard earned money barely lasts you the month down to the last penny, you certainly ain't giving it away.
oh, you're just so cute

Grenadier.

You literally just called me a tourist you fag, dont dish it out if you cant take it.

eww dont kiss me faggot

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>mfw I have - £800 in the bank

>best buy
Best Buy still exists?

There was a guy runner in one of the races who was like 227th on the leaderboard or some shit.

for everyone else it was

That fucking gif is amazing

No this port is just ass, they just took the ps2 version and didn't even bother to improve it.

She's literally not. Stop being so obsessed with trannies

prove it

If the organizers had any heart they would refund him and fund the donation themselves.

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plz stop spreading fake news

Same, have sex.

well you are a tourist, so I don't see your point

MOD.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
30 days. If I wait out 30 days will you stop banning me for ban evasion?
I genuinly do not know why you initially started banning me. But I would like you to stop.
or at the very least just let me fucking know what I've ever done to deserve this shit.
and unblock my IP ranges so I can upload images after too.
in 30 days from today.

>acting like retards
>the runner has to call them off
how long until she becomes caveman 2.0?

t. infected by the gay virus

based retard

mods on this board are autistic baby faggots. of course not.

>he doesn't preorder games at based buy

Moot doesn't like you.

>I'd really prefer if you all fucking killed yourselves after this.
Holy shit, she's brutal

It's been going on for over a year. I would at least like to know what infraction I caused to prompt such hate towards me.

who's this moot you speak of

>he pays for software licenses

haha what if she got on my big gun thing lol

So list one male runner that is in the 23% range in their category that runs then, oh wait you can't.

I could sort of see the appeal of this if everyone didn't have a shit personality and played the games instead of cheating. As it is, I don't even know.

maybe don't ban evade

>tfw followed that tomb raider runner from AGDQ because I liked his run
>he has never streamed since that AGDQ run
I feel rejected

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Wow user, im truly gonna believe it because you said so.

i was asking you since you were already looking up someone else

How is she cheating?

god this runner is so cringe shut the fuck up

How are they cheating though

i would like to talk some more about how soulless yuro scum are

I've been here longer than you, kiddo. Now fuck off back to twitter.

>Now we're coming up to England, which in my opinion has been completely destroyed by muslims
Jesus christ, she doesn't give a fuck

touche

RARA

this couch is so shit

I have already tried that, it does not work. He just bans me again.
I have successfully appealed the ban on 2 occasions only to get hit with ban evasion 10 minutes later.

Hahahahaha, what a retard

That one that did the BOTW run a while ago before ranks even existed.

I caught that too, insane that she wasn't banned right there

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all those holes...

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HURR GIRLS R FANNY

HURR FORLIFT-CHAN

They're rolling through walls and walking on thin air you mongoloids

anyone know what runner it was that constantly say "take a bath!" and "let'sa go!"???

covertmuffin

how do people end up speed running such shitty games?

>468532469
"I lie to prove my point"
sure thing user and I'm Mike Uyama

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switch off modem wait 30 seconds than switch it on
delete cookies from Yea Forums

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The couch is fucking insufferable. I feel bad for the runner

never forget forklift chan hahaha lol

>cosmo in his feutus state

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Is anyone else unironically surprised at seeing a real girl run? It's always a man or a """"girl"""".

I like this run and I like this runner desu couch is annoying though

so do you know or not

people who run games on PC are generally braindead. don't try to find reason there.

the runner is insufferable.

If GDQ wants to bring more attention to female runners they should promote the ones who actually show up instead of creating a fake event entirely for trannies.

That's not cheating. That's exploiting the game's crappy coding. Cheating is literally activating debug functions like invincibility inputting a button sequence or a console command

she said the n word holy shit

nooooooooo they're having fun!

all I want to know is how many dicks are on the camera right now?

bawkbasoup?

But does the world record count if it was actually a co-op run?

>t. Source game speedruns

70-85 mining grind during this gdq week made me realise how I despise myself for being too much of a pussy to end myself

Imagine being so poor you start to hate what you can't afford.

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I'm more surprised at her talking about the racial crime rates in England.

another console pleb huh

PC gaming is for BRs and ruskies and chinks. some good company you got there, ""rich"""fag

>once we put the niggers in this cave, they can't get out
WHAT THE FUCK?!

If you come to Florida we can eat a bag of shrooms and play videogames and watch anime together

>be woman or tranny
>seek attention
>find a shitty game that 5 people have ran once so you can place 6th on the leaderboard

I tried to stream this game a few weeks ago because i like the tomb raider series but it would not re-size in obs and crashed everytime i alt-tabbed more than twice.

being a single monitor user is SUFFERING and obs recently made a patch to supposedly help this situation. BIG YIKES.

SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS ITS GOING TO HURT THE DONATIONS

4

>YASS
Fuck. I can't stand it. I would honestly prefer YEET to this.

PC gaming is shit and the industry would be dead without consoles.

Explain HL2 """""Inbounds""""""

yuropoor sadly

What the fuck did she just say that the race war is happening?

Test

Why does Excalibur look like it was designed by a middle schooler

All the botw runs in gda have been done by runners in top 3.

not him, but that's just horrible naming for the category. it has nothing to do with the actual mechanics of the run

>Its happenin meme

/pol/tard runner confirmed

you can get a 1080p monitor for like a hundred bucks or less on sale. quit being poor. and if space is an issue get more space faggot

They named the category stupidly. That's the actual explanation. They never activate any console commands in that run.

Misleading category name and even the runner said it's most likely going to get renamed.
By Half-Life 2 standards it was still technically inbounds as he never got stuck in the void.

it worked!

No that was completely bullshit, I agree with you. That was just a lie

>we'll be using this sword to cleanse iran

the industry can die then. consoles are the reason for jewish shit in the industry

Literally no fucking male (male) runner have a shitty record because they aren't allowed if they're too bad.

>Girls
>Having fun
FUCKING DROPPED

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>the industry would be dead without consoles
Or maybe it would be paradise.

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Triggered

hahahaha i have a 1440p monitor

dang

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stayed for 5 days and nights now, watched every run, this has been a great AGDQ don't you think?

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>Girls

rate that run

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RATE THIS RUN.

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most of it was rolling on air. D-tier run

hahahaah the AUDACITY to think im poor HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WERE SERIOUS HAHAHAASADHUSDFOHSDFUDOIFH

asus.com/uk/Monitors/ROG-SWIFT-PG279Q/

this is my monitor you faggot now get out monitored you faggot hahaahahahahahah

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Boogeyman of the month

>10 minutes under estimate
>no time for the ending sorry

B

F

D for Depression

7/10 pretty comfy

>glitch runs are now bad because a girl was doing it
The absolute state

You say that, when the next Xbox will probably be the last.

B

B, she's actually entertaining, but her couch was annoying.

>Shoutouts to my niece
CUTE!

A

Hahahahahahahahhaha 12 min off wr in this shitty dead game, proving once again that females shouldn't be allowed to leave the fucking kitchen.

Racist/10

Nice run

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B

3dpd/10
D at best

C for Cringe

A. Fuck the haters, they had fun, run was decent.

solid b

A tier
The same size as the runner's breasts

>single monitor fags
nobody cares about 1440p when it's the standard. get three or kill yourself

Solid run with no chokes. Not terribly interesting, though.

B

7/10 pretty decent

C

Real females don't get to have fun

A

>Pokemon Let's Go, Pikachu/Eevee!
>3 and a half hours
>on the last day
Are these people serious?

>Next: Transition
What the fuck?

B - commentary was annoying.

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how many dead games have there been so far

this is the run that triggered Yea Forums / 10

Oh god, time for announcer to flex his wang. That pride.

remember when there was a second stream? or was that ESA

kys

hahahahaah SEETHING post your 1080p user you fucking monitorlet! hahahaahah

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ARE THEY SERIOUSLY RUNNING A 3 AND A HALF HOUR FUCKING RUN OF POKEMON LET'S GO ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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It's certainly better than recent GDQs.

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B, not an A/S because of a couple minor fuckups and the couch was boring.

>supergiant games

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Fucking faggot can't sing

Based retard

SSS

just hit 52 ranged lads

Trying a bit too hard, user.

but the 5-hour majora's mask run was no big deal, right?

>are you gonna say it?
>oh yeah FUCK N-

What the fuck was she gonna say?

You can get a 1920x1080 monitor for like 15€

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Finally a good game coming up

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GDQ's finally gone too far this time.

Im up next, wish me luck boys!

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Yeah definitely

>ASUS trash
>not poor
Pick one

I can feel the cope from here user

POST IT HAHAHAHAAHAHHA SHOW US A PIC OR LINK HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>the standard
>has 1080p
OH NO NO NO HAAHAHAH

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Gaming on a single monitor while other monitors are plugged in even to other video cards causes performance loss....soooooo

Masuda needs to launder some money for his small indie company

kekd
It's run by a racist nazi too
FHNNHF stands for
>Fucking Hate Niggers N Hebrew Faggots
how did they let this happen????

With the amount of bullshit unskippable tutorials in new pokemon games thats not surprising

>actually enjoying a female speedrunner
wtf I thought you guys were my incel bros

Get another monitor retard. PG279Q is fucking shit anyway.

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>women speedrunning

wew, they really scrape the bottom of the barrel for attention huh?

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Good luck Umaro poster!

imagine defending 3.5 hours of Pokemon Go Fuck Yourself.

Updated for B tier.

SSS!!: PunchOut!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat / Super Bomberman 2 / SMW (race) / Dark Souls
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2 / Mort the Chicken / Glover / TRAG / Pac-Man World / Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage / Alien Soldier / Chasm: The Rift / RE2 / Divekick / Shrek XL / Last Action Hero / Nex Machina / Dead Rising / Remnants of Naezith / Metal Slug X / Metal Slug 3 / Chip and Dale / SMB3 / Invictus / Grand Poo World 2 / Banjo-Kazooie / MM2 / Tetris Effect / LoZ: MM
A: The Hobbit / THUG 2 / Marble Madness / Ranger-X / Half Minute Hero / Bloodstained: CotM / Super Mario Sunshine / Silent Hill 3 / Nuclear Throne / Starcraft / Jumper / TMNT 4 / Ristar / Cave Story / Minecraft / MM11 / MM3 / Zelda BotW / Bomberman 64
B: DMC / Spyro / TMNT 3 / Zombies Ate My Neighbors / Metroid / Castlevania: SotN / Metroid Prime / Skylar and Plux / Kirby Air Ride / Kirby 64 / Ape Escape / Crash Bandicoot 3 / PunchOut!! (arcade) / LoZ Randomizer / Furi / C&C / Sonic 3D Blast / Koumajou Densetsu II / Sly Cooper / Diablo 2 / HL / HL 2 / Rockman 4 / Tomb Raider
C: Sonic Generations / DKC2 / LoZ: Minish Cap / Final Doom / Bwaster Master / Solomon's Key / Jackal / Contra 3 / Ninja Spirit / Castlevania / Perfect Dark / Slipstream / Pokemon Crystal / Splatterhouse / Sylvester & Tweety / Clustertruck / Dark Souls 2 / Gauntlet / Mario Kart DD / Hyper Light Drifter / Cannon Spike
D: Portal 2 / Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / Outland / Contra / STFU / Timespinner / Castlevania: PoR / Prey / Uncharted / Monster Boy / Textorcist / Deltarune / Hylics / Laffy Taffy / Boogerman / LLB / Looney Tunes / Rhino Rumble / Aero the Acro-Bat / Octopath Travler / TAS Tetris
F: SMB2 / Ducktales 2 / We Love Katamari / Catlateral Damage / Castlevania DOS / FE Fates / KH3 / Quake / TAS MKWii
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 / LoZ: LBW / SMG 2 / TAS Celeste
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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umaru is so cute!

its ESA that does that

was expecting it desu

Move randomizer you cunt

shame we have to an hour to get to it though

I'm almost finished the SS tier but can't find TRAG.

You faggots can go suck a big nigger dick, fuck.

My cute wife has such a shitty anime.

i wish people wouldn't post 3d

C O P E

Yes it was no big deal because it actually has a bunch of interesting tech and glitches. Pokemon Let's Go Pee has fucking nothing because a) it's a JRPG, b) it's piss easy, c) it game out recently so there won't be any cool shit found anyway and d) it's fucking Pokemon so it's mostly RNG anyway

""""Speedrunning""""" JRPGs

It was Caveman's run just search his name I guess.

I spent years of my childhood getting like 13 99's then when I went back to play it later in life it was completely ruined with that gay ass combat update.
Still pisses me off when I think of it.

THE. AU.DA.CITY.
haahha 1080p faggot post your "superior" "Standard" monitor???? is it benQ for 150 dollar?? xDD

>PG279Q is fucking shit anyway.
>""""""has"""""" PG279Q

It's true I get frame loss on a massive scale when my Ultra-Wide monitor is plugged in while playing on my 144hz monitor.

Why isn't Katamari on Ω?

youtube.com/watch?v=lVETQhBLsq4

Hang in there Meguposter, the final day is here!

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Shit list but I appreciate your dedication none the less.

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They're still doing the "anonymous donations raising hundreds of thousands" shit?

i'm not, all the major nintendo games are fuckawful for speedruns

That's probably how he knows it's shit user. Please calm down.

Thanks!

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Because Metroid Prime 2 was that bad. It deserves its own tier.

That tier can only have 1 run in it. Metroid Prime 2 will remain as the only omega run as it is the literal worst run this event and nothing is lower.

Unironically, this is what windows 10 is great for.
You still get a performance hit, but it's not nearly as bad as windows 7 is at multi monitor performance.
Make sure the framerates are divisible by one another, i.e if you have a 144hz gaming monitor, set it to 120hz mode if you have other monitors running at 60hz or that'll cause issues where they'll try to sync and you'll get garbage performance.

kys skyrim zoomer

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twitch.tv/gamesdonequick/videos
search through those chapters

Anyone owning a monitor for less then 1k shouldn't voice their opinion.

>her

It was originally but got bumped up because even thought it was bad it wasn't as bad as metroid.

they just had an all "female" event. women could easily speedrun at home. No one would even know they were a girl. We all know that women are just not as smart/good at video games.

>starts all donation reads with "I've got"

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I've seen him run this before, was this run noteworthy?

Sure you did faggot

that sucks man, yeah they really cucked pretty much everyone who invested time into the game but at least you can play osrs instead

Thank you, based YunYun poster. You've been with me since the beginning as well. I appreciate your positivity and support!

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I thought Ω was tranny tier

>those shitty remixes
Why ?

Skyrim came out 10 years ago

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH I GOT A BUZZWORD FOR YOU BRO
Retard!

hahhahahaha still didn't post it too haha BROS MUH DUAL 1080P MONITOR SET UP!!!! do you even stream vidya hahaahahah already resorted to buzzwording this early in a reply chain of posts HAHAAHAHAHA

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It's late at night where it's not bothering anyone. Long runs can be great but keep them out of prime time.

Phony. Megumin would never say that to Yunyun.

Why was Metroid bad?

Did the runner only talk about his boobs the entire time or something

No, it's just for the one absolute worst run of the event.

Cool run, still hoping for some art of that game
Hard Edge > TRAG

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Skyrim was one of the cringiest shit Ive seen in any GDQ. Bunch of highschoolers meming unfunny jokes and using console commands to cheat. Probably would have been shit too if they didnt cheat anyway.

>trans sister
yikes
goodnight Yea Forums

Has anyone actually listened to OCRemix outside of maybe middle/highschool (don't remember how old the site is)?

>tfw no roastie gamer gf

punch out and 2 team mario race were something really special. couldn't watch dark souls coz sleeping but I believe you.

>tranny on couch
Nope

>The hair on that motherfucker
GodDAMN

are those trannies?

don't talk to me zoom zoom

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Katamari was quite awful to be honest and was close to Prime 2 imo

I really like it actually
youtube.com/watch?v=9djWB-iolG0

that's a deep voice

So could I set the UW to 70 and leave the main monitor at 144?

putting the trans in transistor

oh god that couch, it's a pod of whales

Yeah it was comfy as fuck, bunch of friends having fun on the couch. Also the ending was kino
>"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the meaning of friendship."

>transistor
>(TRANS)istor
is this tranny garbage?

>Transistor

>multiple fat trannies on the couch

This cannot be real

TRANSistor

Where in Florida?ft myers here

No it wasn't it was cringe and unfunny

I hope third from the left is just a guy wearing a vneck

Nice reddit lingo

For a socially awkward person, maybe.

I have a handful of favourites I still listen to once in a while. I haven't actually checked the site for many years.

I love this game it's so beautiful

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The dude with the wild hair? He just looks like a nerd who loves metal.

you complained about the women Yea Forums
hope you're happy

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is this game any fun? only played bastion and i thought it was ok, kind of forgotten this existed.

New thread?

>rewatching hylics run
>'I know it's tough to follow Catlateral Damage'
why would anyone think the catlateral damage run was good

Calm down Tyrone I'm sure you can steal another monitor someday. Maybe it will even be 4k this time!

I wanted Katamari to be good but god damned the runner just wouldn't stop talking over the music and apologizing every 5 seconds for making a new mistake.

I didn't know Bisqwit did speedruns.

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Not really it's pretty boring and short

it's pretty fun, combat system has a lot of variation to it

I unironically want to transition bros, advice? How do I stop wanting to be a girl?

*sips hormones*

I'm assuming they were just being nice, hopefully they weren't actually entertained by that.

Looks like Prime 2's getting its spot stolen.

Realize that you will never be one.

You should know Yea Forums is all woman hating fags.

I'm super happy
I get to spend time with my Yea Forumsros and watch a great game

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Also he could barely string a sentence together and at times turned into just saying the word "like" over and over again.

exactly

bisqwit has a rounder face.
This dude is just onion faced

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I actually talked with Bisqwit on IRC, chill guy ngl

I'm not your bro

just ERP to get it out of your system you degenerate

new bread when

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I like him too. Has some weird shit to him but still passionate and knowledgeable.

But you are his Yea Forumsro you're also my Yea Forumsro

yea agreed

Two shitty ones just got made, pick your poison

It's good. My only gripe is that every character except the main duo is either gay or black. I'm not exaggerating either. There are two straight white protagonists and everyone else ticks a box for black or gay.

I choose neither. Someone make a proper thread.

based threadretards incoming

This is fucking abysmal

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wtf

What time is it in the US?

It's a tranny singing isn't it ?

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This is so pathetic it makes me wish I was a virgin

It's okay bro
I still love you

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It was still bad

9am I think, probably still asleep

...

proper baked thread

Thank you for a proper fucking thread.

No
Why are you so obsessed with trannies?

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HELP???

EVERYTIME

>Transistor
>Skyrim
>fucking Pokemon Go for almost 4 hours
Yeah no, see you guys at like 3pm.

There are 4 fucking threads right now.

Go to this one
It has Umineko OP

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>3 threads

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based

She looks like a Tibetan fox

Based Louiseposter

But it's 3pm right now

wtf its 2pm are you from the future

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