SGDQ 2019

Has to be given an I for incomplete.

SSS!!: PunchOut!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat / Super Bomberman 2 / SMW (race) / Dark Souls
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2 / Mort the Chicken / Glover / TRAG / Pac-Man World / Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage / Alien Soldier / Chasm: The Rift / RE2 / Divekick / Shrek XL / Last Action Hero / Nex Machina / Dead Rising / Remnants of Naezith / Metal Slug X / Metal Slug 3 / Chip and Dale / SMB3 / Invictus / Grand Poo World 2 / Banjo-Kazooie / MM2 / Tetris Effect / LoZ: MM
A: The Hobbit / THUG 2 / Marble Madness / Ranger-X / Half Minute Hero / Bloodstained: CotM / Super Mario Sunshine / Silent Hill 3 / Nuclear Throne / Starcraft / Jumper: Griffon's Story / TMNT 4 / Ristar / Cave Story / Minecraft / MM11 / MM3 / Zelda BotW
B: DMC / Spyro / TMNT 3 / Zombies Ate My Neighbors / Metroid / Castlevania: SotN / Metroid Prime / Skylar and Plux / Kirby Air Ride / Kirby 64 / Ape Escape / Crash Bandicoot 3 / PunchOut!! (arcade) / LoZ Randomizer / Furi / C&C / Sonic 3D Blast / Koumajou Densetsu II / Sly Cooper / Diablo 2 / HL / HL 2 / Rockman 4
C: Sonic Generations / DKC2 / LoZ: Minish Cap / Final Doom / Bwaster Master / Solomon's Key / Jackal / Contra 3 / Ninja Spirit / Castlevania / Perfect Dark / Slipstream / Pokemon Crystal / Splatterhouse / Sylvester & Tweety / Clustertruck / Dark Souls 2 / Gauntlet / Mario Kart DD / Hyper Light Drifter
D: Portal 2 / Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / Outland / Contra / STFU / Timespinner / Castlevania: PoR / Prey / Uncharted / Monster Boy / Textorcist / Deltarune / Hylics / Laffy Taffy / Boogerman / LLB / Looney Tunes / Rhino Rumble / Aero the Acro-Bat / Octopath Travler / TAS Tetris
F: SMB2 / Ducktales 2 / We Love Katamari / Catlateral Damage / Castlevania DOS / FE Fates / KH3 / Quake / TAS MKWii
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 / LoZ: LBW / SMG 2 / TAS Celeste
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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He's postman's property now

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Kek

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I think zelda sucks

When is Nep Nep?

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garbage incomplete run. Fuck majin

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please try not too suck at bomberman plox.

No you're not you dumb anime. Shut your fucking mouth I'm sick of seeing this shit every fucking year. YOU'RE NOT NEXT
>inb4 someone's mad he's not next XDDD

He just spent 5 hours on a run that isn't valid kek

why'd the format change, OP
SSS

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Kill yourself.

Hey guys, watch my daughter while I hit up the restroom after that 5 hour run. Thanks!

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I laughed

>the runner WAS the postman all along

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>those bonks at the end
No redemption there, boy

>People donate thousands of dollars to charity during your 5 hour run
>don't complete the run and have a time that doesn't count
BASED POSTMAN

>took a little nap during the mm run
>nothing good to watch until the randomizer and chrono trigger tonight
Shit guess I gotta get my life back together again

cringe

>people rated that highly when he didn't even have a valid run
lel

Yep and he's gonna be back for the randomizer run later. I'm already putting in my pre-emptive SSS tier for him and Andy.

wow makes you think

someone's mad he's not next XDDD

Threadly reminder that anything below S isn't worth watching because you retards grade on a curve.

That's what happens when you let the tranny make threads

>no more patty
it hurts

good luck, little rat-creature!

fuck off summerfag

>go to look up the Postman's real name in Hyrule Historia
>His canon name is John "Fucking" Numbers
What the hell did Nintendo mean by this?

>have to work in three and a half hours

Night, boys, it's been fun

fucking based

No.

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S tier updated for Majora's Mask.

SSS!!: PunchOut!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat / Super Bomberman 2 / SMW (race) / Dark Souls
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2 / Mort the Chicken / Glover / TRAG / Pac-Man World / Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage / Alien Soldier / Chasm: The Rift / RE2 / Divekick / Shrek XL / Last Action Hero / Nex Machina / Dead Rising / Remnants of Naezith / Metal Slug X / Metal Slug 3 / Chip and Dale / SMB3 / Invictus / Grand Poo World 2 / Banjo-Kazooie / MM2 / Tetris Effect / LoZ: MM
A: The Hobbit / THUG 2 / Marble Madness / Ranger-X / Half Minute Hero / Bloodstained: CotM / Super Mario Sunshine / Silent Hill 3 / Nuclear Throne / Starcraft / Jumper: Griffon's Story / TMNT 4 / Ristar / Cave Story / Minecraft / MM11 / MM3 / Zelda BotW
B: DMC / Spyro / TMNT 3 / Zombies Ate My Neighbors / Metroid / Castlevania: SotN / Metroid Prime / Skylar and Plux / Kirby Air Ride / Kirby 64 / Ape Escape / Crash Bandicoot 3 / PunchOut!! (arcade) / LoZ Randomizer / Furi / C&C / Sonic 3D Blast / Koumajou Densetsu II / Sly Cooper / Diablo 2 / HL / HL 2 / Rockman 4
C: Sonic Generations / DKC2 / LoZ: Minish Cap / Final Doom / Bwaster Master / Solomon's Key / Jackal / Contra 3 / Ninja Spirit / Castlevania / Perfect Dark / Slipstream / Pokemon Crystal / Splatterhouse / Sylvester & Tweety / Clustertruck / Dark Souls 2 / Gauntlet / Mario Kart DD / Hyper Light Drifter
D: Portal 2 / Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / Outland / Contra / STFU / Timespinner / Castlevania: PoR / Prey / Uncharted / Monster Boy / Textorcist / Deltarune / Hylics / Laffy Taffy / Boogerman / LLB / Looney Tunes / Rhino Rumble / Aero the Acro-Bat / Octopath Travler / TAS Tetris
F: SMB2 / Ducktales 2 / We Love Katamari / Catlateral Damage / Castlevania DOS / FE Fates / KH3 / Quake / TAS MKWii
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 / LoZ: LBW / SMG 2 / TAS Celeste
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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Turns out the postman was doing the fucking

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Ω?

He missed literally one thing after 40 tries, I rather that than over estimate

>The sun went down
>The sun is coming back up
This can't be good

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>tfw no miia gf to watch speedruns with

It should say "(I)" next to it to denote that it is incomplete

>People still care about the Bonesaw Jax run
>HURR DURR CAH KEYS, WOW, PIKACHU HAHA

I miss it too

Dont give a shit. He should have stayed there and aborted the run after choking past the end time.

>responding unironically to OCD autists

that's the awful tranny tier despite other runs like We Love Katamari, Quake, Half-Life and TAS Celeste not being there because muh ratings were higher

It was already invalid because they fucked up the timer so who cares

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Heh, every year.

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Be sure to congratulate phil on his recent marriage

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I felt Rockman 4 was solid A but I guess that speaks to the strength of this year's runs that even most of B tier were good

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To be fair I think 80% of the times he actually got 10.00 but the game was just fucking with him.
I think he got it first try too.
Still wish he went back at end and did it until he got it right.

What's he planning?

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>when the sun is being a cunt
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go away ffs

God these people crowding the camera desperately trying to be twitch memes makes me wish white genocide was a real thing

He's the only Jew I like

>because muh ratings were higher
The entire point of that list is that it's the summary of Yea Forums's ratings. Literally every run on there is ranked where it is "because muh ratings"

as an incel, this makes me unreasonably angry. I mean, how is he scoring a loving wife if he wastes all his free time speedrunning games??

They explained it. You have to be super precise because of the way the frames work on the wii vc jp version of the game.

god I wish I was married

I didn't see what happened, did majin fuck it in the end?

I thought Jews weren't allowed to eat pork.

I can taste those sour grapes from here user.

Me too, user.

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The postman screwed him out of his 100%. He finished still missing that heart piece.

>linking to an image instead of just posting it
you got some kind of mental deficiency?

bring patty back

cherrypicking votings is not ratings, user
let's be fair here

He never got the heartpiece from the Postman, so the run was incomplete.

Holy fuck did the dude on the left steal all the hairgel in a 100 mile radius????

Just get a hobby you're passionate about that you can get clout from, user. Chicks love clout.

Not getting the 100 percent is kinda shitty. Yes the game is hard and it's bullshit what happened but that's how it goes sometimes. You are invited to an event to showcase your talents for charity. It takes longer than it should? Fine, whatever. It's for charity. But to just say, "haha just pretend I got that" is sort of ignorant. I mean, people donated a lot of money during that run. Fuck, even a ten thousand dollar donation. You mean you can't keep trying to get the heart piece? You don't get "under estimate" if you don't get 100%. And people will say, "duuuh you do better then." I can't. You can't. We all can't. That's why we aren't invited to participate at SGDQ. These guys are.

A runner in a race who was absolutely fantastic the entire time and had the crowd on their feet then eats shit right before the end and doesn't technically finish doesn't have anyone saying, "haha they get the medal anyways good for them."

You get a big ol' DNF.

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>everyone left after zelda

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>put the headphones on the couch plushie
CUTE!

>little fluffball coop partner helping out by attacking and grabbing all the items
Cute!

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No the mod with a vendetta against me is power tripping again
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Not gonna lie that is pretty funny

Maybe stop ban evading you dumb fuck

The Chad Postman BTFO Majin

Cute couch! Cute couch!

snorefest pair
i sleep

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have a friend who managed to impregnate this chick, they're married and the girl is 6 years old this summer. Personally I think he is living he dream, but he's seems really annoyed by his duties and when I hear them talk to each other, he's always miserably and condescending toward his wife. I feel bad for his daughter because he plays so much vidya games. I'd spent every waking second with my wife and daughter if I had them. Ahh, the grass is always greener on the other side, eh

That couch is TOO CUTE

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I think a lot of anons left as well lol
Thread is slow as fuck right now
DESU I haven't played any video games in months and that run made me want to play ocarina and majoras mask

I bet Phil trying for that heart piece for a straight hour would be more entertaining than this run will be.

KirkQ on the mic?

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Sup, bros. Hope you're enjoying our run!

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It's a fun run.

I played the fuck out of the other N64 Bomberman and never played this one so I'm looking forward to see this plays out.

That's a weird Kirby

I haven't played shit in forever either, I think its depression as I've had a pretty dark bout of it recently. Shit sucks lads, don't wish this on anyone.

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Are you guys too young to remember when Bomberman games were a thing or what? This seems like a fine run so far.

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cute!!

>runner is a stuttering mess and goes long stretches without doing anything
>'please support me im a full time streamer!'

yikes

thanks pommy!

Which run so far has been the biggest shitshow/disaster? The postman section was brilliant

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Dude what the fuck, this is prime video game playing time. I've beaten THREE video games this week while having SGDQ on. You gotta play something this weekend dude, get off Yea Forums if you have to and play some vidya.

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the super bummerman run the other day was a lot better

Where do I get this plushie

it's comfy but Iceplug's was much better

What're you doing on my turf?

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Isn't this dude a Klonoa enemy? Am I crazy?

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Digimon or Pokemon?

cute as fuck

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>I should order a custom plush
>pic related
>nevermind

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Stop breaking the law asshole!

Real talk this run is super cool I'm definitely going to miss the rest of this thread watching it, see you all later

its pommy

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Pretty adorable, I like the touch.

I remember playing some Bomberman games on the N64, but that was so long ago that it's a complete blur. The one thing I remember is a part underwater.

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Neat. Bring Raymoo back too.

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is this coop? why do they both have controllers?

Same, I like this a lot so far. Bomberman is always fun times with good execution.

>*record scratch*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

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This run is shit, it's making me sleepy.
How do I stay up? I haven't slept since 9am yesterday.

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Do yourself a favor and check out the Bomberman Hero OST.

i miss the n64 style of games

>not doing both

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Is it me or does the dude on left look like Pvt.Joker from Full Metal Jacket?
KEK

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Isn't she banned?

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This run is boring. Bring back Zelda.

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>trash talking Hero
D-tier run, fucking dropped

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Nice pit pussy, would tongue and fuck.

Gotta say, that’s a really solid hat he’s wearing. FUCK THE CUBS

Lmao holy shit. That must be why they have that Vietnamese kid on their couch.

there literally was a touhouvania game this gdq, doubt she'd be

>mfw watching old waifu vods
Didn't know this lad was so comfy, why the fuck did bawks get the GDQ run when this dude is so much better than him? Just put bawks on the couch if you want the meme commentary

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Do Bomberman games of this type still exist?

Looks fun.

Thread theme?
youtube.com/watch?v=ovZE56Hi4IY

Don't forget sniffing too, user.

Hey Dave.

No, Zero killed the series dead.

This game is really cute

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>Literally takes more time to blow himself across the water when walking would have taken less time

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No, the last game was Bomberman Zero R or whatever it was and it sucked so that killed the franchise.

Wait, is this co-op? Why do they both have controllers?

hi Carci

Why is his couch guy sitting next to him? This is blasphemy

because bawk submitted

these things are volunteered for, not invitational.

>he doesn't know

the batthing can pick up power ups and bully smaller enemies
its cute

I think the last real Bomberman game was made in 2012. Newer ones exist but they are all on mobile or in arcades. Because, to be honest, you don't need much hardware for a game like this since it isn't a game that benefits tremendously from graphics upgrades (similar to tetris)

Second player can control Pommy to collect items, he's generally not too useful though so they don't really call it co-op even though it is.

>Bomberman starts
>95% of everyone leaves

It's not fair, bomberbros...
we were supposed to be big...

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>carci deleted all his remake2 vods
Do you think carci talks about bawk to his therapist?

At least this run will be complete unlike the last one.

of course he does

I forgot to mention it but other anons did. Bomberman zero effectively killed the series outside of Japan in 2006

Why didnt you buy my game...?

Why didnt you save my franchise....I would have returned to my roots eventually....

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Its not about popularity, its about quality. Looks like we're getting two nice Bomberman runs this SGDQ so I'm thrilled.

Carci talks about Bawk to everyone. Dude needs help.

i bet she's fucking the postman

No guys, Bomberman Zero didn't kill it. Super Bomberman R did because it wasn't good. This was 2017.

How was the Spongebob run? I remember watching it in some previous event and the guy kept saying every single trick was FRAME PERFECT.

>postman shows up his door
>hands him its a letter
>its divorce papers

Bomberman R came 2017 though.

The thought of him talking about how envious he is of a chicken's success is hilarious.

OP here, I need to nap. Someone please make a new thread if the thread dies.

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She's definitely gonna cheat on him after getting BTFO that hard by the Postman.

That was way better than Bomberman Zero, but the damage was done.

Anyone else still hurt this was canned?

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One of the most 90s games ever made, and it was released in 2006

>implying

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There will always be someone who wants to be the first to make a thread so no worries.

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What coked-up ad guy thought that would be a good look for a bomberman game?

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The guy got banned before he was able to do it so it was dropped.

Guys we all know why Bomberman died
Konami

7 new threads incoming

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>celebrating 33 years of.......

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haha "no comment" it's even funnier the third time

Who cares? This is more comfy. Just two dudes who enjoy a game. No bs production hype.

youtube.com/watch?v=SkxfMpFawwE

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Anonymous comments No comment.

Only been tuned in for about ~10 minutes or so, but this is probably the best donation reader I've seen. Acknowledges donations without retarded comments (let alone any comments at all) and doesn't seem to interject too much.

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Seriously though, when do these guys kiss? Is it a donation requirement??

Announcer is a LITERAL tranny

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The runner got banned and his run removed when someone reported a clip from a year ago where the runner said faggot on stream.

me honestly

Literally so cute

When is Lose-Lose?

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He was already punished for that though by Twitch. Why did GDQ punish him again a year later?

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I've always wanted to play it just for curiosity's sake. Like other bad games, they are uniquely intriguing.

Heading off for the morning so take care lewd poster. Keep shining and maybe we'll get to chat again during the final games.

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Why does this game suck?

Because this is the first SGDQ since it happened, most likely.

shoutouts to megurankposter for dropping // to /
I give the list ranking a D now for not keeping up to standards

There was a more than 10 year gap between zero and R. And it used to have new entries released as frequently as Kirby. 10 years is long enough for anyone who remembers playing it to grow out of playing video games
The transistion to mobile makes sense even if its a bit depressing

Because the internet has no timeline and as far as anyone in power is concerned, what you said a year ago is something you said today.

You are a LITERAL faggot

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Because they are retards and didn't know about it. Basically, the usual incompetency.

>when doomguy cosplays as bomberman

Later then, I'll be watching all day tomorrow.

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Has he not been good ever since? GDQ is in the wrong here.

Anonymous is so generous.

Have any Bomberman devs ever donated during a Bomberman run? I wonder if they know about the speedrunning community.

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>All these 1 to 10k anonymous donations on the last day yet again

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Which is better Bomberman 64 or this?

they butchered my boy goose

Nah, she just has short hair.

Looks a bit bland but it's our only hope for a decent Bomberman game nowadays.

b a s e d

>Has he not been good ever since?
What does that have to do with anything?
>GDQ is in the wrong here.
They're within their right to refuse anyone access to their event. Seems like a smart way to duck potential drama, especially given what happened with the Glover run (which was not uploaded by GDQ to youtube, its getting scrubbed).

From a business perspective it makes complete sense.

What did she(female) mean by this?

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I think Bomberman was the only game to come close to Mario Party's ability to test friendships

Remember when Konami made games

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This run would be much worse if it didn't have the couch's commentary.

J E S U S

remember when franchises weren't scrubbed for the ones that made guaranteed millions on pachinko and shit?

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I miss Patty so much bros

>They're within their right to refuse anyone access to their event. Seems like a smart way to duck potential drama, especially given what happened with the Glover run (which was not uploaded by GDQ to youtube, its getting scrubbed).
no one backed it up?

Oh you can probably find it but they're disowning it. I think this has happened a couple times before (Crash and Kirby's Adventure I think?)
clips.twitch.tv/ResilientCredulousCourgetteStrawBeary

Fuck that dude and his sexy melodic voice

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This game looks cool with interesting mechanics, fuck Konami.

what the fuck even is this shit? what are some good runs I can search the vod for?

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i want a n64 bomberman collection

>What does that have to do with anything?
He's been punished, acknowledged his error, and has improven himself since. He shouldn't have been punished by GDQ by having his run stripped.

It might be to avoid drama or be good on business terms, but it's a shitty thing to do regardless, especially since t h e y chose him and he already flew out. Now he's in an awkward position where he feels like shit for not doing a run he was chosen for, and being looked down upon by people there for something that should have been left in the past.

They're within their right, however that doesn't mean they shouldn't put effort into researching the people they accept into their marathon. They banned the guy after he already flew out to the marathon because they were too lazy/incompetent to actually know who they are inviting beforehand. He should've never been invited in the first place, or banned before the event actually began if they did a thorough job. Their event raises millions of dollars a year, and they've been running it for almost a decade. They really have no excuse being so lazy at this point.

>tourists not liking a good run
typical

>bad end has a different boss
huh, didn't know that

also asking this, unfortunately this SGDQ had 99% shitty games from what I can tell from the schedule. It's like the steam store nowadays: too much crap no one gives a shit about.

How were the Dark Souls runs? I have high hopes because they're 100% boss runs, but unfortunately they were during 3 am my time so I couldn't catch them live. Worth to check the vod?

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Rygar, Split/Second, Silent Hill 3, Laffy Taffy, Dead Rising, Super Bomberman 2, Cave Story, the Mario Romhacks block from SMB3 to Grand Poo World 2, Star Fox 64, Megaman 2 and 3, Wii Punch-Out!!, Sonic Adventure 3, Shrek Extra Large, Mort the Chicken, Glover, TRAG, SMW, Pac-Man World, Rockman 4 and Dark Souls to name a few

"That's x!"

One dude in the very back: "x"

delightful

You sound like an utter retard so you will love it.

Rate this run!

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>and he already flew out
He was still home when it happened.

>He's been punished,
By twitch, not GDQ. What goofy logic are you running on here?

Who cares if he acknowledged anything or apologized? They've always been zero tolerance on this stuff. This is the first time that the ban would have gone into effect.

>but it's a shitty thing to do regardless
I'm not really seeing how. He's hardly in an awkward position when he's fighting so hard to say that he deserves to be there. Caleb deserves to be unbanned ten times harder than him and he took it way more gracefully.

I just haven't seen a single convincing argument for him. Its all "It was a long time ago" and "It was shitty of them to do that to him." Neither of those hold up.

Also holy shit World Record.

have sex.

Sonic Adventure DX, my bad
first was gold, second was garbage

F

WORLD RECOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!

8/10

B
it was okay, pommy a cute

where's puncay

The DS2 run was a shitshow because of tech issues that caused he game to keep being restarted. The Dark Souls run also had to take a break in the middle for tech issues, but overall it was one of the best souls runs ever at a GDQ except for a few mistaken jumps. Shoutouts to the amazing tech crew, though.

9/10
World fucking record baby

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Really solid B imo. Not spectacular, not bad just straight average-to-good run.

he's on couch later today

B+, pretty comfy

A, was comfy. Also a world record.

S tier, comfy good run plus WR.

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A honestly, pretty comfy and was a good run
not to mention at least this run was complete

Rate this "world record techinically" run!

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A

>Sonic Adventure 3

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A

World Record POGGIES

boring/10

Around a B, was alright. Guess they got a WR too, so nice!

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He was told before he would have flown out.
But I do think that what is really going on here is that GDQ has been increasingly taking advantage of the fact that even the "big name" streamers that attend these events do not have agents.

>two top tier Bomberman runs in one GDQ

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-A only because he got WR

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B

A WORLD RECORD AND CUTEST COUCH

he beat his wr by a couple minutes
why isn't he more excited

thats fucked tho. Did he already have a plane ticket?

A from me also got WR as well
shush i'm tired lemme be

WR! I hope you all enjoyed my commentary, guys!

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>4am
>can't sleep
>next three hours is runs i don't care about
Well fuck me I guess.

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B: It was okay. Nice that they got a WR though.

F
They straight up lied about it being the WR for muh claps

>Transistor soon
Anyone else liked that game?

S, quite comfy and got world record too

I did

Thanks to Pommy it was world record. What a nice run.

Go play video games!

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B

Nice

A-B

thank you pommy

Previous US speedrun was 43:11, both Japanese records are over an hour

Updated for A tier.

SSS!!: PunchOut!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat / Super Bomberman 2 / SMW (race) / Dark Souls
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2 / Mort the Chicken / Glover / TRAG / Pac-Man World / Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage / Alien Soldier / Chasm: The Rift / RE2 / Divekick / Shrek XL / Last Action Hero / Nex Machina / Dead Rising / Remnants of Naezith / Metal Slug X / Metal Slug 3 / Chip and Dale / SMB3 / Invictus / Grand Poo World 2 / Banjo-Kazooie / MM2 / Tetris Effect / LoZ: MM
A: The Hobbit / THUG 2 / Marble Madness / Ranger-X / Half Minute Hero / Bloodstained: CotM / Super Mario Sunshine / Silent Hill 3 / Nuclear Throne / Starcraft / Jumper: Griffon's Story / TMNT 4 / Ristar / Cave Story / Minecraft / MM11 / MM3 / Zelda BotW / Bomberman 64 2
B: DMC / Spyro / TMNT 3 / Zombies Ate My Neighbors / Metroid / Castlevania: SotN / Metroid Prime / Skylar and Plux / Kirby Air Ride / Kirby 64 / Ape Escape / Crash Bandicoot 3 / PunchOut!! (arcade) / LoZ Randomizer / Furi / C&C / Sonic 3D Blast / Koumajou Densetsu II / Sly Cooper / Diablo 2 / HL / HL 2 / Rockman 4
C: Sonic Generations / DKC2 / LoZ: Minish Cap / Final Doom / Bwaster Master / Solomon's Key / Jackal / Contra 3 / Ninja Spirit / Castlevania / Perfect Dark / Slipstream / Pokemon Crystal / Splatterhouse / Sylvester & Tweety / Clustertruck / Dark Souls 2 / Gauntlet / Mario Kart DD / Hyper Light Drifter
D: Portal 2 / Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / Outland / Contra / STFU / Timespinner / Castlevania: PoR / Prey / Uncharted / Monster Boy / Textorcist / Deltarune / Hylics / Laffy Taffy / Boogerman / LLB / Looney Tunes / Rhino Rumble / Aero the Acro-Bat / Octopath Travler / TAS Tetris
F: SMB2 / Ducktales 2 / We Love Katamari / Catlateral Damage / Castlevania DOS / FE Fates / KH3 / Quake / TAS MKWii
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 / LoZ: LBW / SMG 2 / TAS Celeste
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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>I have completed the game. It is a world record run.

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A+

What the fuck are you talking about?

>Transistor
>ends with the protagonist committing suicide
What did supergiant mean by this?

Tranny game.

No wonder there's so many runs A and above when you fags are this generous.

Nah, I'm going to go look for drugs instead.

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>WR run? What the fuck are you rating it highly for?
Kill yourself, tourist

>being this jealous of pommy's cuteness

>not drinking yourself to death

user...

>WR run

So what happened to cosmo

Makes sense for WR but the tier list is shit anyway

user if you wanted (You)s, you could've just asked for them

John Fucking Numbers happened to him.

It's almost over guys

I mean nowadays. Where is he? Does he ever attend any speedrun shit?

The Lara Croft run has a real girl running it.

He’s dead

I know ;_;

>drugs
my fellow self destructing nigga

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He's completely batshit insane. Like actually, genuinely crazy. He barely even speedruns.

Fuck I was kind of looking forward to that one, too

well then
SSS

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His soul is trapped in John Numbers' soul gem.

>wow WR instant 10/10
And you're calling me the tourist? WR at a marathon just means they're running an unoptimized game.

what kind

nigga dead

Nah, she's actually cool. She did the AGDQ Lara Croft run too.

>300k for OoT
>40k for pokemon cutscenes
What's with these obscene money requirements?

>goal not being met
>flood of anonymous donations

Is there a collection of the music they play inbetween runs anywhere? These remixes are pretty good most of the time,

Stay mad retard, you got outvoted. Now fuck off back to twitter, you tourist newfag.

when is she going to run nu-lara

Based negatier poster

Uyama needs a new Mercedes.

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I'm gonna do 11 grams of shroom chocolates later today.

Cute snek nipples.

Do you really have to ask

Got any more buzzwords friend?

Every single run is a A or S rank according to Yea Forums now

These no comments donation though

It's almost like Yea Forums has shitty opinions. Weird, that's never been the case until now.

what happened to uranium anchor? he always seemed wound too tight

Dude the tier list is garbage don't even think about it.

If that's true then why is literally half the fucking marathon below A tier?

>REEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY ARE PEOPLE ENJOYING RUNS WHY ARENT THEY TALKING ABOUT TRANNIES OR TWITTER OR HOW THE CHARITY IS A SCAM

they're getting lazy

What happened to Siglemic, did he ever transit?

Presumably replaced by another incompetent tech crew.

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>If that's true then why is literally half the fucking marathon below A tier?
...because they put half of the runs on A tier or above? retard.

I believe he was on the couch for a run a few days ago.

This remix is fucking hilarious.
You can probably find them from Overclocked Remix.

based controllerhead, and fuck that thot snowtiger

Because half the runs this year are good

Why is everything a donation incentive?

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>etika
Ohnonono shut it down

money laundering already started?

>Overclocked Remix
Thank you very much. Have a great rest of SGDQ

>"They put every run in A or S"
>no they dont they put half of them below that
>"Exactly, there are half A tier or aove"
Are you retarded? Are you only fluent in hyperbole?

To wring money out of suckers.

i don’t know but i seriously don’t see them meeting most if any of them at all

this long ass setup time for a 10 minute run

Cause the normalfags who watch this buy into the hype. It's all profiting off hysteria.

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don't be like megurankposter, be more like miiarankposter
megurankposter:
>doesn't do //s
>does it for attentionwhoring and for reddit karma
>cherrypicks votes despite "hi/v/emind collective voting"
>gets angry if list is touched at all
miiarankposter:
>does //s
>couldn't care less about anyone's comments while shitposting on Yea Forums
>votes herself and no changes unless mentioned otherwise
>literally opposite ranks of megurankposter without the extra S ranks

>Transition speedrun

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Speedrunning never seems to stick. It's a really fucking weak community, if you can even call it that. You do it for a few years and call it quits. There's not really much money in it like competitive gaming I guess.

Tech crew on point

They'll rig it with 5000 dollar anonymous donations at the last minute if they won't pass

I bought that ice cream lads.

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What the hell is the tranny drama?

Doesn't these donaters have anything else to say "_____ Take my money!"?

>10 minute run
>30 minute setup

SHOUTOUTS

Just take it slow user!

hope it melts in your hands cunt

BASED

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just hit ranged 51 lads

He's better at the speedrun, but he's not as charismatic

Remember to say HYYYYYPEEEE

how do we shutdown uyama for good? we need a man on the inside

nice

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Perhaps we have a GDQ with actual good runs?

>COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT XD
IS THIS LE BIRTH OF LE EPIC NEW LE MEME

How was Majora's Mask? I fell asleep

I saw him stream FFXI recentlyish, which makes him based as that is the best MMO ever, but he still a diaper wearing femboy it looked like

99.9% of it was pretty good

Arthur is fucking JACKED.

SOMEONE PLEASE PAY EDO'S BILLS SHE NEEDS TO BUY BIGGER CLOTHES

It started last Sunday.

Like a mail man; it delivered

YEAAAAAAH

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what server is he on? or is he on the private 75 server?

wud u

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Good but didn't get the last heart piece

Runner couldn't get the heartpiece from the Postman and finished the run without actually getting 100%

what's her paypal

>more people on the couch than in the crowd
Lmao

Do you guys think I could get nudes out of Edo if i pay her bills for a few months?

>edofat

Whoops, see you guys in 10 minutes

The commentator of the last run has been involved in the bomberman games for 5+ years

How do I find more of this qt

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Is that a Wailord on the couch?

I think its nasomi yeah, at least it didn't look like retail

LOSE WEIGHT AHHHHHH

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I'm out

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MOMMY!

Shoutouts to Edo's cuck.

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what are you gay? her tits are bigger than you are

to be fair it's about 7am there

It was drawn by an user in one of the GDQ threads a year or two ago. I don't know if he ever drew anymore of her.

okay hol up
show me more pictures where her bust is visible and I may change my mind about her

imagine the clothed paizuri

You DID donate to edo so she can eat a healthy breakfast right, user?

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I think some of you guys spend too much time on twitter.

I hate women, imagine being a big fat entitled whale and still people will orbit and pay everyone for you.

Hell yeah

Is Cammy in this game? It's named after her move.

Hey man, don't bully. She's totally going to fuck him! Totally! He'll get his.

Orbiters disgust me.

>Warioware artist drew a Runescape meme
what the fuck

Yeah I'm thinking she brapped

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yeah she was one of the playable characters

She can eat me.

that's a cute boy.

You sound jealous as fuck.

>There's not really much money in it like competitive gaming I guess.
For most runners but some of the big mario and zelda runners, like zfg, have thousands of subs and sponsors. Plus they routinely get people dropping bits and gift subs. That Phil guy who just did the MM run has some really dedicated fans who I see dropping 100 packs regularly.

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would I?

fuck yeah I would bury my dick in those udders

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So is the sexual harassment true

Yes
I remember playing the game alot with my brother

Sorry that women have more value in society. Also, you should be blaming the men who would rather help women over other men.

cute mr gimmick

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no

Yes, Edo held me down and sucked me dry while she asked me to pay her bills.

Has Edo cosplayed Mei yet

This makes me seethe so much

Shit man, have some respect for yourself. Orbiters are sad.

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Why are you talking about what some fat bitch ate for lunch because some dumb fucking orbiter paid for it?
why is this worth being upset over? what are you guys doing?

Do any of you guys have female friends? You sound like middle school kids talking about 'orbiters' and shit.

good run

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not watching gdq obviously

Which one on the coach is the wallet? Is he running anything?

Post edo's BOOBS

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Me on the right

Do you pay for everything your female friends do?

Twitter drama is what this place is mostly into now

how do you do, fellow kids

She let you pay her bills?!
FUCK.
All I got was a clothed titjob.

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No, never even had a conversation with one that is not school/uni related

How much time lost?

it's fun to laugh at people who are worse off. it's kinda rare for me.

I hope you enjoyed the run!

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After watching ESA/GDQ for years and years the only fun thing is the drama desu fampai.

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all that set up for a 10 minute boring ass run

Nope, but we've bought each other shit before because that's what friends do. Same with my male friends.

Christ, have none of you literally ever bought a friend lunch before regardless of their sex?

>play short game
>know how to beat it
>beat it
>it's now a """""""""""""""speed"""""""""""""" run

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Calebhart42 is going to get banned next event. Sad

Americans are waking up.

reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/c3tjzg/sgdq_vod_thread_2019/erwrnq9/ updating live too wow

It's fucking sad.

Me too

gay if you wouldn't

He already was banned

I think he already was. Hes allowed to attend but not allowed to couch or run games.

I hate women so much.

>play obscure game
>know how to beat it
>beat it
>you belong to group of around 100 people that even finished that game
>it's now a speedrun

>we will never have /srg/ back
I just want to be able to talk about speed running outside of GDQ events.

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I can't really phrase the first part of this without sounding like I'm bragging.

A couple of my female friends are not only very good looking, but also have a high social status and a decent amount of wealth. The things they tell me about what Yea Forums would call their 'orbiters' is unreal. The meme is absolutely true.

Don't worry, women also hate women. Everyone hate women.

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Rate that run!

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"That'll be it from me.............HOO!"

Does this fucker have tOWLette's syndrome?

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>Tomb Raider Legend
>not one of the originals
Fuck it

>Edo
>worse off than the Yea Forumsirgins in a speedrunning thread
Dude we've got a guy in here who bought a tub of icecream to eat by himself. I dont want to imagine how bad some of you smell.

Edo Bean-er

Why did Caleb get banned??

8

twitch niggers ruined Karen

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D

>no nerdy girl to findom you into paying for her conventions and shit

Why even live god fucking damn it.

D.

I liked/10

C, Edo talk too much

And you havent fucked them? What an orbiter cuckold you are.

S or A rank like most runs this event.

smoothoperative is pretty cute and funny imo

D44M OST is so fucking good.

The GDC talk with the composer is great.
youtube.com/watch?v=U4FNBMZsqrY

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F or D

isn't there a general up right now?

You make it sound like it's difficult

>BFG Division

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lmao this nigger's still assblasted people loved the Bomberman run

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>white roasties pissed off about asian women

Gives me life

>oriental
What the fuck? Isn't that word considered "racist" in modern english?

This song is still badass no matter how much they overplay it

she's a grown woman you dolt

C

Someone groped my ass help

But this isn't even drama, it's just some girl that had her lunch paid for. You guys are literally making it out to be drama.

You know how many desperate fucking men there are out there in the world that treat women like fucking queens in hopes of getting pussy? why is this news? why are you making drama out of some guy treating her as if it's outrageous?

At least he's trying to get laid, he's not just bitching about being an incel online.

C, B. People saying F are being extreme just because it wasn't a constant train of hype.

it was =me

he said nigger on discord

zfgAYAYA

REAL WOMAN RUNNER UP NEXT
She's actually pretty cool.

Dilate

>you haven't fucked them

Never said that, friend.

C. Short and to the point.

So racist that ramen soup has a flavored tasted named after the word.

dropkicked proto

yeah she cute

He said it outloud on stream. I dont know why people act like he just wrote it when he has a video on youtube of him saying he said it and apologizing for it.

I just hate edo, user. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

>Le edgy metal music
God you people have the worst taste in music

transwomen are women.

next poster groped your ass

say something to them

B honestly

>A 3.5 hour run of Let's Go, Pikachu/Eevee
Are you fucking serious, dude?

It surprisingly is.

They pulled his name from this incentive in between runs just now again.

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Sorry you have autism and sensitive ears, user.

Now we all know you haven't, though. Way to be an orbiting beta, dude.

she's going to be my girlfriend!!!!

Bomberman runs are underrated kino. It upsets me that overrated garbage like mega man gets an entire block every fucking GDQ solely because the old bois on staff are runners of those games, while great games like Bomberman get overlooked and are lucky to get a single game into a marathon.

Updated Cannon Spike for C tier.

SSS!!: PunchOut!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat / Super Bomberman 2 / SMW (race) / Dark Souls
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2 / Mort the Chicken / Glover / TRAG / Pac-Man World / Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage / Alien Soldier / Chasm: The Rift / RE2 / Divekick / Shrek XL / Last Action Hero / Nex Machina / Dead Rising / Remnants of Naezith / Metal Slug X / Metal Slug 3 / Chip and Dale / SMB3 / Invictus / Grand Poo World 2 / Banjo-Kazooie / MM2 / Tetris Effect / LoZ: MM
A: The Hobbit / THUG 2 / Marble Madness / Ranger-X / Half Minute Hero / Bloodstained: CotM / Super Mario Sunshine / Silent Hill 3 / Nuclear Throne / Starcraft / Jumper: Griffon's Story / TMNT 4 / Ristar / Cave Story / Minecraft / MM11 / MM3 / Zelda BotW / Bomberman 64 2
B: DMC / Spyro / TMNT 3 / Zombies Ate My Neighbors / Metroid / Castlevania: SotN / Metroid Prime / Skylar and Plux / Kirby Air Ride / Kirby 64 / Ape Escape / Crash Bandicoot 3 / PunchOut!! (arcade) / LoZ Randomizer / Furi / C&C / Sonic 3D Blast / Koumajou Densetsu II / Sly Cooper / Diablo 2 / HL / HL 2 / Rockman 4
C: Sonic Generations / DKC2 / LoZ: Minish Cap / Final Doom / Bwaster Master / Solomon's Key / Jackal / Contra 3 / Ninja Spirit / Castlevania / Perfect Dark / Slipstream / Pokemon Crystal / Splatterhouse / Sylvester & Tweety / Clustertruck / Dark Souls 2 / Gauntlet / Mario Kart DD / Hyper Light Drifter / Cannon Spike
D: Portal 2 / Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / Outland / Contra / STFU / Timespinner / Castlevania: PoR / Prey / Uncharted / Monster Boy / Textorcist / Deltarune / Hylics / Laffy Taffy / Boogerman / LLB / Looney Tunes / Rhino Rumble / Aero the Acro-Bat / Octopath Travler / TAS Tetris
F: SMB2 / Ducktales 2 / We Love Katamari / Catlateral Damage / Castlevania DOS / FE Fates / KH3 / Quake / TAS MKWii
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 / LoZ: LBW / SMG 2 / TAS Celeste
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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When are they going to start banning people from the event because of what their parents or ancestors said before the person was even born?

>thinking this is edgy in any way
Lmao, do your parents even let you go out by yourself?

I just hate people going on Twitter witch hunt for drama and gossip like actual females and posting that shit here like we're supposed to do something

I like jojo but why the fuck does everything has to be a jojo reference now

kek cosmo probably tweeted at them and got mad

kek

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>you will never be Fabio in the blue shirt with redhead gf watching speedruns

Why are you making such a big deal out of me laughing at some loser paying for someone elses lunch? It's the most irrelevant and easy to do thing but apparently for you it's some fucking trial? How much effort do you go through to post on fucking Yea Forums you dumb faggot.

why would they do this exactly?

so how much karma points you got, user

I think I'm beginning to realize why GDQ never accepts my Fairly Odd Parents: Breakin' Da Rulez submissions

EternalEnigma?

It's already happening for some people

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Yea Forums is unironically filled with people who behave like gossipy teenage girls
>oh my god, Ashley, look at Edo's twitter! Someone bought her LUNCH! Scandelous!

A real girl pog

I mean if you have the money and go on social sites where women exist, you can very much find someone to abuse your wallet and exclusively your wallet unless you're into some cuck shit ur just not trying hard enough.

wtf a real female

oh no, another tranny

literally me

wtf nikasaur?

I want to fuck smooth operative and the redhead

That user was being sarcastic. There's been a small trend of runners getting the banstick from stuff happening a while ago.

she will grow a dick next year dont worry

>Americans waking up
>thread goes to shit
Without fail

holy shit, actual females

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But I like Pan, but that music is so fucking awful it's not even funny lmao.

There was the spongebob guy and then who else was there? Caleb's ban was pretty quick after he said nigger.

>choking at the start
KEK

jesus christ she has gotten fat

>already fucked up
women were a mistake

cry more bitch

>Choking this bad at the beginning

oof

>already messing up
God women suck at video games.

Oh yeah. If I was just looking for any girl with a pulse then sure. It's just harder to find some cosplay thot* who will bully me to fund her cons.

*that doesn't look like a trainwreck

>Maxy getting mad pussy

I remember this horseface girl

New

>female speedrun
Ohnonononononononononononononononononono

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How was the Dark Souls run?

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Guess that's proof she's a real female.

Shit.

Real comfy hours turned into real incel hours

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A girl! I love her! She's so cute!

>Fuck
It was amazing

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great

what the fuck? When did this get discovered?

years ago