SGDQ 2019

WHENS RUNESCAPE

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Dang. 2,000 flipping dollars.

Morning.

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When's the Etriam Odyssey run?

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Kill yourself.

sup fags
SSS

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>anonymous donation
>no comment
who could be behind this

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>skipping that many good runs because of your autism
shiggy diggy

A lot of the A runs were pretty good. Cave Story, Turtles in Time, etc. Very comfy.

this guy doesn't even grab girls' asses

>take a nap
>still zelda

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a faggot that donates to Charities

missed you miia

Enjoying it a lot so far, it's great for a long run.

Yeah, it's felt like the same energy from beginning up til now.
Phil and Patty are doing well together, I can't imagine how it would be if it was a shit announcer, it would have been an awful 5 hours. Makes me think of the FFIX run..

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Never relax around women

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Oh shit I missed both Souls runs.
Were they worth watching?

>Posting the reverse order troll list
Sage this thread

the last one was a travesty

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DS1 was fun.
DS2 had technical issues, runner had to restart the game every 15 minutes. Besides that the run was okay.

Some shit taste there. Do everyone a favor and mcfucking kill yourself

>There's an incentive to watch pokemon cutscenes.
What they were thinking?

>this guy's voice actor was a wop
HOLY FUCK

yeah, sorry my power was out and was just watching runs in the meanwhile on mobile until it died

I'm up next wish me luck!

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>this voice actor was a wop

Wow

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Every time I read this screencap I get slightly more retarded

Room temp IQ on display. You only apologize for things you did do.

Good luck

2 was awful
1 was pure gold
aww you're back missed you too, bud

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did he died?

I love money and I want more of it.

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>if you are innocent, you wouldn't be so defensive
No one who has ever actually been accused of something has eer been like "oh no it's all cool, because I know I didn't do anything". Literally only people who have never been accused of anything EVER thinks this isn't the case.

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good luck based hamster

Why waa proto ultima ban from sgdq again?

say it

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What the hell

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this is why she was banned this year

when did caleb go to evo?

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I hope you softlock

Probably just from being overly demanding

These longer runs live and die on their charisma. Too many so far have had horrible chemistry making the game drag on.

You're gonna need it!

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>

Are women fundamentally evil or is it just society that makes them all so horrible?

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But this was a few years ago iirc? AGDQ 16 or 17
Also they’re not banned, just left staff

Asked a child in the bathroom for help dilating

>protomagicalman
good fucking riddance

Went full schizo with multiple headmates and pluralities going on.

Which is funny because before GDQ Proto was a toddler fetishist that wore diapers and was into scat.

Why are women like this? How did this happen?

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>literally $2.5/s
based GDQ

It's the latter because women don't act this way in every society. Just ones that believe what women say no matter what.

>she
>they
you are part of the problem

If this gets met and CT hundo doesn’t I swear

kek

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Harassment and rape accusations are almost impossible to defend against and hurt even when they are obviously fake. Why wouldn't women use it to get what they want?

Spoil a child and it will become a shitty person
Women are children

protoetc banned this year?

I just had a time for a couple runs this sgdq and I did not follow all the usual drama...

Woman were allowed to vote

More money the merrier.

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is there an incentive for cancelling the chrono trigger run

>locking one of the most popular speed games behind a jewish donation incentive

Im just glad more people liked that post than hers.

Good luck! Really excited for Runescape after MM!

Pretty much. It makes a long run unbearable to watch, which is a shame. I really like some of these long run games, but they can be so hard to watch.
So runs like these are a treasure.

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Aside from the sheer length, this is a pretty great run.

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Because it marks you as a piece of shit that no one would want to associate with if you're found out? Look at Mattress Girl, she has no friends these days.

DAILY REMINDER THAT HOMURA DID LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG

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This makes me suicidal.

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>defending yourself is a sign of guilt
why even bother with court trials anymore? you either say "not guilty" which just means you're lying, or you say guilty and we sentence you

anyone who has been to traffic court knows that we already have a system like this, you can either say "no contention" or "guilty", you have to literally request a full fledged trial (and pay court fees) if you want to fight a wrongful ticket

Donate $1,000,000 and demand it get cancelled.

why does zeldashit get so many ultra long runs? it's so fucking boring

I'm gonna be sad when it's over tbqh
This is extremely comfy.

based aussielist poster is back

Huh?

Neck yourself t/u/mblr tranny

I’m currently getting my haircut. Ask me anything.

How are you getting a haircut at 3am?

The fucking Flatwoods Monster.

Grab the hair stylist's butt.

Women generally don't think that far ahead.

you'll never be a real woman, end it soon

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im still upset at how they neutered the 3ds port

what is timezones

AYYYYY

This alien part used to creep me the fuck out as a kid, come to think of it there's more than a few parts in this game that are dark and creepy

There's no reason to be so hostile.

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>why even bother with court trials anymore? you either say "not guilty" which just means you're lying, or you say guilty and we sentence you
So Quintesson law?

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Forgot about the ayys.

I feel all I can ask for is a comfy run that I can lay back, eat a snack or two and enjoy from beginning to end. Here's hoping the rest of the runs share similar energy, as unlikely as that is.

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Caleb is pretty weak. They are just muscles for show, but there is no actual power behind them.

is big the cat the sonic adventure run?

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yep

>cremias milk jugs

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300 000 is a bit overkill.

the host is annoying but the runner and couch have some good long run comfy vibes going, and the game is obviously great. it's cool to see how intricate such a long run can be and how much you have to be actively juggling in a game like this for 100%

No idea, but this user needs to fix his watch

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Never has anyone ever written things like this without being fat or jealous.

I can't even remember why he told people to say it. What did he want them to say?

I want to Cremia myself all over her Milk Jugs

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stop posting this image every thread

paddy is carrying this run fool

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But I'm pretty fit and done martial arts. I have nothing to be jealous about.

>it's an announcer ruins a comfy speedrun episode

Chrono Trigger is our last hope bros

No, there are no sharkticons to enforce it.

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>The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
2 hour run
>The Legend of Zelda Randomizer
1 hour run
>The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
3 hour run
>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
30min
>The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
5 hour run
>Link to the Past + Super Metroid Combo Randomizer
3 hour run, but this is 2 games, so I won't count it
That's 11 hours and 30 minutes (+whatever the last game takes) of zelda garbage which stopped being interesting to watch after the first 116 times they've done it

>A couch with normal looking people
If they weren't doing a 5 hour speedrun I'd say they're well adjusted

Oh and just let me be the first to say >>>/U/ FAGS LEAVE MY BOARD RIGHT! NOW! GO RIGHT BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT ZONE! HOMOSEXUALITY IS FINE! LESBIANISM IS FINE! HOWEVER GAY SHIT TARDS ON MY IMAGE BOARD IN MY DISCUSSION THREAD IS NOT! PLEASE DO US ALL A FAVOR AND SPREAD YOUR AGENDA SOMEWHERE ELSE! WE WILL HAVE NO FORM OF RHETORIC ON THIS SUBJECT AND YOU WILL (will) COMPLY! LEAVE OR ACT ORDERLY, ANONYMOUS!

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Pics or it didnt happen.

That's Patty you newfag tourist

We can only hope that they can be as comfy as this, that'd be a nice way to finish off the rest of the event.

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wow me2

TELL ME ABOUT LINK
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK??

fuck off retard waifufag

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get it over with already

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childhood defining hug incoming

rev up the courtesy shuttles

It didn't happen because I won't upload pics of me.
Not even once.

>wake up
>all the good runs are over
>there's currently a let's play going
Why am I still here?

When I was younger I would let the aliens lobotomize the ranch and would fantasize about raping both the brain dead girls.

>because of exposure of a GDQ run long-term helping their twitch streams
I've ran 2 runs each GDQ from AGDQ 2016 to SGDQ 2017. I have less than 1000 followers and exactly 0 subs. the exposure is shit

It sounds like it's try to convince itself that it's a girl now

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COMPED

Bump for curiosity.

>this NPC woman at the desk
oh my god my dick

I always thought the bluehaired cashier slut was a QT

this desu and that there's zeldathon a few weeks ago that is dedicated to it

Could pass as an ugly girl in my book.

Homura may have done a thing or two wrong.

It's the former. It's just that women in societies that don't allow this can't get away with it and thus don't pull this shit for fear of punishment or being socially outcast.

100% guarantee if you take a woman from a society where they don't do this and bring them here, they will start doing it. Not because they learned it here, but because they could just never get away with it before.

Fuck off Carci

you're just an unlikable autist user, thats why nobody wants to see your shit

you're forgetting
>it's CHARITY you SHITLORD

monster
>tfw enjoyed a cool glass of milk irl while watching the sunrise after defending the ranch

Not if it talks like that.

what do you run?

I love that they can expertly explain their tricks, even in the middle of the trick itself, and get the point off without confusing me too much. This kind of dedication to their craft is incredible and makes me wish I was this good at games.

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His mouth talking bull shit.

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slew of NES games

Damn that girl* has some issues

deez nuts any% no major glitches

Yeah but Charity is just the name of a moderately successful trans speedrunner

pretty sure this is a thread about GDQ not trannies thanks Yea Forums

>five hour """""""speed"""""""run

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its about hanging out with your friends why should GDQ comp you a vacation?

>that perfect ukemi after Patty's dirty joke
heheheh

>do the postman? but I barely know him
kek

>But I barely know him!
Heh

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You thought wrong.

based runescape poster

PATTY IS A GOD

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Then why did you just post about trannies?

>but I barely know him
Banned.

Do the postman?
But I barely know him.
BAHHAHAHAAHHAHA
That joke flew over so many peoples heads kek

Patty is carrying this run on his back.

>Uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse.

Come on dude again. Leave me alone.

>he doesn't like patty
Take your shit taste and leave

Route is 2 fingers in the butthole and mash as fast as possible.

Whats the difference??

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>youtube.com/watch?v=-xVkN0lN64U
>somehow even more embarrassing than the video it analyzes

And he’s not even staying at his station

>pretty sure this is a thread about trannies not trannies thanks Yea Forums
what did he mean by this?

>announcer and runner shittalking each other
Based run

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Any Patty run is minimum S tier.

Your time will come dear gnome child.

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More like
>It's a run ruins a comfy announcer episode

It's pretty impressive when they explain it so easily while playing, I could never focus enough to explain it well enough.
Watching them play makes me sorta wish I could dedicate to a game hard enough to master it.

Don't worry, you're up next.

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>want to go buy a shitload of icecream and eat all of it tonight
Lads, someone stop me. I'll never make it at this rate.

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Girls literally on their knees or Link..
This game is fkn based

Banker is the cutest termina girl

>tfw red headed twins will never drop to their knees and call you Master

based aquachad

where can i view the punch out run?

He was on stream with his girlfriend at a GDQ and he was telling her to say "I love you" back to him or some shit.

Did that dude just say nigga or am I hearing things?

Are the runner and the announcer going to make out?

Right here

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the key to being a good streamer is apparently just being a goofball and talking to your chat a lot, if you don't do that you have to be a god at whatever game you play like zoast and diaperlemic used to be

I LIKE THAT JUMP

havent played this game since I was a kid, should I emulate it on my pc or play it on 3DS (my mom has it) but I heard its a shitty remake that ruins the game

>come back to make a deposit after you've saved up a bunch, little guy!
l-lewd

do it before a real speedrun starts lardass

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Give in to the allure of ice cream!

I don't even know what I'd choose, maybe a kart racer or some niche platformer. It might be interesting to develop your own strats. Cute Shy too.

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Probably

money laundering done quick

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Ban this man!

Just woke up from my drunken stupor did I miss anything?

how have I never seen this part?

never knew about the king kicking you holy fucking kek

The biggest change to the 3DS is how the zora swimming works which isn't great but it by no means ruins the game.

Ice cream is good for you, user!

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I think they will reach 2 millions thanks to suddenly """""anonymous"""" donations for this.

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idk how mod singled me out last thread but it seems posting kumiko = ban.
stay safe bros

Nobody tell him

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This run makes me wanna replay this game so bad

Dumb makiposter.

>Kumiko poster
>is dumb
Huh, weird.

retard

Fucking americans. JUST STOP FUCKING EATING.

>blue dog donation
kek

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apparently the bosses are nerfed and the aethetic is off most evidently in the moon

Chase that hedonistic pleasure.

all hell broke loose

clips.twitch.tv/ColorfulEnergeticGoshawkDxCat

never forget

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Why is patty talking more than the dudes on the couch?

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shut up SHUT UP

The aesthetic is great, visually the game looks fantastic.

>the postman

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HERE IT IS LADS. GET IN

Ice cream is great, do it.

I'd probably do a game I grew up with that I enjoyed a lot, though one that doesn't take long to run. Doubt I'd be insane enough to do this sort of 5 hour run consistently.
Shy always a cute, like kemono.

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kek

Patty? isnt that a girls name

>He can't do 10 seconds in one try

I mean neither can I...

nice choke

What are we gonna do on the bed?

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poor mailman is having withdrawals

It's both. Either short for Patrick or Patricia iirc.

this postman is single handedly killing SGDQ

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PATTY QUICK, SAVE THE RUN

We're going over estimate, girls

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POMF POMF

Postman is going to make him go over estimate

brutal choke

BASED Postman. Crashing SGDQ with no survivors.

>9.99
ehehe

Can’t he just use the run timer?

Based Postman

>zero reaction from chat

STOP, STOP, HE'S ALREADY DEAD

You knew what this was when you turned on the stream

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No postman should be allowed to have this much power.

shut the fuck up you guys

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in english it's within 1/10th of a second, on JP it's within 1/100ths of a second

i hope this lasts forever

He can't see it.

ONE two three four five six seven eight nine ten

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>every six fails is a minute lost
oh my fucking god

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Retarded minigame to be honest.

jesus

Dude no fuckin way
This is ridiculous
He's getting it dead on almost every time and it's purposely going to 9.99 or 10.01
Actually pretty skillful desu

He's going POSTAL!

Yeah. 5 hours is a bit of a stretch, but I could see going for maybe 2 hours max. I couldn't imagine blowing a PB during say the last few minutes or so.

Hug it out, of course!

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Rip run

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Just woke up to this absolute disaster

>GORONED

This is where the run dies

he's like 0.01 off each time so it wouldn't help (run timer is 0.1 increments)

>it ain't gonna suck itself!

Kek

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He would have gotten it on first try...

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>it actually times in real time, not frame time
Holy shit this is rough

I hope so! Show all those jew haters how its done!

.............................................

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This is fucking amazing

Its over bros....

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Tfw no big booby mommy furry gf

>postman browsed Yea Forums
>saw that anons wanted the run to last longer
>doing his part
Based postman, a friend to the end.

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So does he just have to stop the timer at exactly 10 seconds?

What the fuck?

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Why does he suck so much?

>when the game just says fuck you

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Jesus christ we're so fucked

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POST
=3

This seems like an incredibly unfun minigame

This is unbearable

I don't get what's happening since I never did any side quests in Majora's Mask. What exactly is going on here with the Postman? This looks excruciating.

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MAJINPHIL IS THE UNIVERSAL CHOKING SIGN

cum in shuten

Can't he use the bunny ears?

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Why in the FUCK is this designed like this?

Should save and reset, there's something fucked up

its genuinely not his fault

yes he needs to pause at 10 seconds
keep in mind that the game runs at 20fps but polls input at 60fps. so it's literally one third of a frame to get it.

>chokebig.net
it's over

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choke desu

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>comfy run turns into questioning reality

This is great

HAHAHAHAHA

Have to press A after 10 seconds exactly, to the hundredths, in real time.

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He's getting a frame perfect trick every time!

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imagine being this bad

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It's much easier in the english versions

Pretty impressive desu

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>Im gonna get it after
doubt.jpg

He's doing nothing wrong. Its not his fault. The Japanese version of this game just fucks you and you cant say no.

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You normally use the Bunny Ears on him to have the counter up at all times but you technically don't need it.

Explain please?

Well, would you look at the time?

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he has to get exactly 10.00 but because of this games framerate it's friggin impossible.

Also in the Japanese version you only see the first 3 seconds displayed as opposed to PAL / NTSC where you see it the whole time so it's hard as fuck

At least he decided to return later instead of just doing the same shit over and over again.

it's ogre it's all ogre

He counts to 10 silently and you have to press A exactly on 10. It's easier in the english version because it's less precise.

>99% run

>armpit hair
gross

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz run

You do understand that in the japanese version you can press it on the right frame and it just doesn't work, right?

CHOKE

Should have just put on the bunny hood

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>Majora’s Mask 99% run
tehurn.com/not

>punished phil, a man denied his 0.01

TEN THOUSAND DOLLARIDOOS

So how much time did he waste on this shit?

shoulda been a $9,999.99 donation

DADDY DONATE HARDER

There's basically a 1/3 chance he actually gets it even if he hits it on the right frame. The japanese version of this game is shit.

>blocks your path

what can you do?

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That's pretty fucking wack.

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Daddy tho

Oh, so it is a Wii VC thing. So much for asking if it was that difficult on original hardware.

Holy crap that donation.

user, behave.

He just knows.

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>10k dollar donation
Shit I wish I was crazy rich instead of upper middle class

Well, that was a good way to sap the energy from the run and turn the streamer into a whino

they're catching on that people aren't buying the "anonymous" donations

Jesus christ, that is one hell of a memory.
tehurn.com/frankerz

I kinda feel bad cause he genuinely got it almost every time but game was fucking with him.
He even got it first try earlier

who throws away $10k on a scam charity?

user...

based

He actually uses the z targeting arrows

>1/100 of a second in a 20 fps game

some dev was having a fucking laugh jesus

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i play on english

>anonymous 10 thousand dollar donation

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can a get a quick rundown on the postman?

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>tfw no Japanese gf who fucks you and you cant say no

I think it was a sign

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citation needed

wii VC isn't original hardware

What armpit hair?
The hair you see is her regular ass hair behind her drifting down past her arms.

Maybe for some 'murrican tax evasion reduction thing, I dunno.

That's her fucking hair you dipshit.

Based Postman, lads. Patty paid him to shitpost and stop the run.

In a game running at 20FPS.

$10,000 is like 8% of a respectable income. Not that big a deal

That was from andrew my dude

gross

YOU need stop posting images of big furry tits in sweaters o I might do something lewd to myself.

That's so painful to watch, how could people even get it in a casual run

I think a big challenge of it is trying to keep your nerves during the whole thing, especially during the last stretch of a run. I could imagine messing up a lot just because of getting nervous. Will you be around for ESA kemono poster?

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Did you even look at the clip?

look at notification

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>tithing to gdq
brainwashed

Inputs are polled 60 times per second though.

I'm starting to think that these """""Anonymous""""" donations have names or troll messages but they just block shit out because they're massive fags

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donate it, if you're so great

8% of your income on a donation, sure. I'd rather invest that.

>Mood is suddenly ruined

Friendly reminder that the FrankerZ dog is dead.

Input polls at 60fps usually, but it seems like this minigame uses some kind of higher polling mode since it can vary by .02?

greater than 8% when you include tax

Postman only gives the heart piece on 10 seconds, and for some reason, the JPN version of MM requires an hundredth of a second to get the heart piece. The game runs at 20 FPS but the timer runs at 60 seconds, meaning there's a 1/3rd chance of getting it right.

>literally changes the category

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NAKED MEN ON STREAM

WTF, BAN SGDQ

holy shit is he not finishing the 100%?

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>Gamecube AND VC version randomly crashes
What is wrong with this game

is he skipping that timer thing or going back?

Why does Majora's Mask end like End of Evangelion

Only counts for women, silly.

it emulates horribly

based retard

He's gonna come back to it, but hopefully the Postman just refuses to allow it for another 20 minutes.

finishing the other stuff and then going back

he does it afterwards

so is doge

>I stream full time

that's a depressing phrase

He’s going to get it after the final boss

fuck i should clarify. 1/3rd of a frame.

Going back don't worry. The suffering isn't over.

He plans to reset the console after beating Majora and doing the postman after.
He is the true final boss.

Could be worse. He could have actually wasted time continuing.

We gotta stop the moon bros, hands up!
\o/

the magic of the n64

N64 is one of the hardest systems to emulate, even nintendo wasn't able to do it

>all these excuses

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HEEEEEEEEEERE COME THE EXCUSES

Life just isn't fair sometimes.

Between the ages of 20 and 23, I wasn't even making 4000 dollars a year, but my rent was very cheap, resulting in having tons of free time for vidya and study.

Why didnt they just run N64 version if those crashes were so scary? They would get owl saves too.

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majinphil will actually be executed if he goes over estimate without postman's heartpiece.

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That emote looks exactly like my puppy that passed away so every time I see it I'm reminded and it makes me sad

>only finishing 99.9% of the run

At least he says them. You were born.

good good, I dont want him to get off that easy

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8% plus uyamas tip

My fault for phrasing that improperly and meant to say if it was that difficult on the original hardware and not the Wii VC, but within a moment of posting that he mentions that the problem was a bug!

One word, mister: Behave!

Anxiety is crippling and I think attempting a marathon run, in front of others, would be an interesting way to conquer it.

I just might, but if not sure someone else will be there to fill the thread with kemono spirit!

Thank you based postman!

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JP is faster, VC is better in other respects iirc.

Combination of the N64 being a weird console and early 3D games being hacked together with duct tape and prayers.

>he fucking took Patty's time
LMAO, Patty trolling Majinphil with the donations.

Not if they make a living from it. At that point it's just their job.

the funny thing is majora is also a rng cluster fuck

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gamecube is emulated just like vc
the emulator just isn't that good and the gc/wii are also very limited in memory so whenever the game tries to allocate memory there's a chance that it can fail to find a place to put it and just crash. but it's really rare.

>They would get owl saves too.
Not on JP they wouldn't.

Thank you based postman

holy shit majinphil got speedrunned

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Why do you think? Because it’s faster.

THANK YOU BASED POSTMAN

Why is Link a rolling fat fuck now?

the fuck man im trans and arby has my favourite missions in halo 2 especially Quarantine Zone

what noise does it make

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Press 9.99 to pay respects ;_;

Hot fucking opinion coming in, OoT and TP are great games while MM and WW are trash.

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gangbang

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>postman%

The Grassy Playfield is the most kino area in any Zelda game, bros.

Fair enough.
If the game crashes now, how much time does he lose?

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Why did you list the same game as great twice?

You made my Moonman image for me last night, didn't ya?

Thank you based postman

If this were old GDQ they would have changed the overlay to this.

What did the German say when asked if this run was going well?
NEIN, NEIN, NEIN!

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Since he added a cycle just for postman, he'd just have to do moon cutscene again. If it was on the second cycle, could have lost 3 hours

I will fuck that imp

>9.99/10 percent of a run

RUINED

Fuck you.

TELL ME ABOUT THE POSTMAN? WHY DOES HE RUIN THE RUN?

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this nigger better go back for postman otherwise this shits a lie

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THANK YOU BASED POSTMAN

>wake up
>5 hour zelda run about to end
did he have a break or did he really play for 5 hours?

>not even going to finish the run
This run is trash if he doesn't beat the Postman. If he just skips the Postman then he just wasted 5 hours of everyone's time.

i bet the postman put those chests there!

You'd probably get used to it after a while, yeah. Might be why these folks seem so calm doing all of these runs.

Maybe, haven't seen many in the threads though. Need comfy kemonos to chat with.

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>"there, that's perfect"
>dies

Here's a (you) for your joke.

where did you find this picture of my wife

JAHKREHK

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What is it with this game and weird chests?

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There have been nine hour speedruns at GDQ

>5 hours
>can't even 100%

What's the source, boss?

pathetic

>tfw weak bladder and have to pee every hour or so

he's unbeatable in OoT, and can only be defeated via glitch in JP MM

I didn't, is it similar?

ESA Winter had a 12 hour FFX run where the only break the guy had was during a couple long cutscenes he was able to run to the bathroom real quick.

How don't you recognise it?

I won't be able to sleep.

hes going back did you not listen?

Postman is living in his head, he can't escape

>tfw no "i wanna be the _____" run this GDQ

it's just not the same without the fat german fucking up his run :(

I mean, I guess they all follow similar formats.

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how the FUCK could you possibly live on 4K a year without some kind of assistance

the postman is cucking him so hard

>final boss is some random fuck chilling on his bed
Truly this is Aonuma's magnum opus

How fat are you?

Right before that post he straight up said, "I might not even go back for Postman, we have to keep moving along."

HE SAID GD

what is all this shit? don't you just fight the skull kid in the end? what are these extra dungeons?

Because I don't watch anime like some of you fucking nerds, but I'll still jerk off to it

Patty's getting banned

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Man, he seems so defeated now. Fuck the postman and fuck MM JP

Did you never beat MM?

yes

majoras mask is one of the ugliest games ever made

>99.9% run

Hes beyond tilted. The postman will haunt him to his grave

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>speedrunner's demeanor immediately shifts after losing time/missing a skip
Sucks watching that happen man, was loving all of the back and forth earlier and now he just can't stop talking about the postman.

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I mean of all things to leave out, the heart piece is the worst one, sitting there with an uneven row of hearts in a 100% run.

Can't believe this is patty's last GDQ

Low rent for living in-home as a caregiver.

the couple's mask and bunny hood were always the last ones i gave up

whats postman

someone didn't 100% MM

>all the fun has been sucked out of the room
Patty is a saint to be pulling shit back together.

god I want to fuck this whore right into her p*ssy

that skaven dono

Now that I think about it, such a proposition may be worth reconsidering as I froze during the few public speaking moments I was given. Maybe I'll be cheeky about it and add some friends to help break things up.

As it is enjoyable to chat with you and what a vast amount of adorably ecchi images too. It really adds to the flavor of the thread.

ohno

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I think you gotta do this to get fierce diety mask that turns link into an uber chad. Haven't played in like 10 years so not sure

I’m gonna guess you’re really into trains

This is the kind of public humiliation that turns men into women.

Someone donate $9.99 as The Postman.

Well yeah, because it sucked.

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based as fuck

what does that feel like???

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Isn't 10:00S the right version?

Anyway, THANK YOU BASED POSTMAN

>no postman
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>He's actually just ignoring the Postman
This is actual bottom tier.

>we're going to be coming up on time
NO
NOT LIKE THIS

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Salty milk and coins

>we're not gonna do the postman
DELIVERED

Where have you been user?
There's been like three of those already.

Already done

i just tuned in, why did he not just reload to get the 100%?

have sex

>calling time at Majora
NO, it's not time until we get that last fucking heart piece

I wish someone would change the category to 99.9% in the overlay

so its not 100%?

Plz do this hahha

>nothing better than starting your day with a 100% majors mask speedrun
BURN!

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THIS DOESN'T COUNT AS A NEW GDQ RECORD FOR THIS CATEGORY

>99.9%

How long until he goes full cosmo?

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Buuuuuuullshit. 99.99 is not 100. Just go over the fucking time if necessary

Just WHO exactly is Majora? What's the official lore (if there is any), and if there isn't, what's the best fan theory?

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Seeing a lot of transphobic bs in this thread

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Fuck, I guess I should stop taking shits during runs.

that's clearly his intent

>he's tilted
Oh no...

I fucking hate when "artists" do this shit

Rate this run!

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>he'd one cycle this with postman mask

Trickster who fed off suffering and preyed on those experiencing loneliness (while being lonely himself). Similar to the Skull Kid in that he just wanted to have fun and chaffed at the idea of restrictions or limits.

He was the kid on the playground who said he had a forcefield when you tagged him.

Is that actually time though? 99.99% isn't 100%

Rate this 99.99% complete run!

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Good run, shame the guy got fucked.

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9.99

that would be me, user
still have it on my pc, although slightly more centered on the bottom text after noticing how messed up it was

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postman/10

>hardcore bullied by majora's third phase

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I'll rate it when he finishes it.

It's not over yet you bitch

99.5% GDQ record

A

Would have been S but the ending was dumpster fire

5 hours

S

9.99

9/10, pretty gud.

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10.1/10

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S.

postman/10

Is this guy delusional? He didnt accomplish anything, he just wasted 5 hours for an incomplete run

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9/10
Sad finish

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forgot how fucking weird the final boss is

No one better rate this any higher than a B. He didn't even get the fucking percent he was going for

>getting your ass handed to you by majora
how? i was disappointed the first time i beat the game because i just shot sword beams the whole time and never got hit

Postman is heart piece, not mask, underage-kun.

...

Incomplete

SS

9.99/10 S - really fun, comfy run. Banter between runner and announcer helped a lot.

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>lolidom

Post more. FUCK

99.9/10 (S tier or higher)

9.99/10

9/10

9.99/10

he did it boys!

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9.99/10

>tfw got the postman heart on my first try as a kid without knowing about the bunny hood

literally a timing GOD

That second phase being silly into the third super serious phase is unironic kino.

>not getting the last heart piece
FUCK

>he isn't going back

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9.99/10

S
-1 S because not true 100%, but was very comfy anyways

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At least it was under estimate, but a real shame he didn't attempt to get the Postman's mask.

Tragic ending, but a fantastic journey I was sad to see finished. 8/10

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bzzzt

GO BACK YOU LITTLE BITCH

SSS

Makes sense that getting hit with a snowball would make you freeze.

Not underage

I was just asleep and forgot the Postman's Hat was from Kafei and Anju, not the time mini-game

>soft locking on that finish
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

yeah its actually almost lovecraftian

This is one of the worst chokes at a GDQ ever. He invalidated a 5 fucking hour long run lmao

Hol' up, was that Paddy from the Bonesaw Jax run?

S

New thread

>Everyone saying it's for the Postman Mask

It's a heart piece for the mini-game, idiots.

SSSS

9.99/10

Nice

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>No Postman
Aww..

Public speaking is always awful, really bad to speak in front of people. Having friends with you does make it better though.

Exactly. It does add flavor, at least when people don't mind it.

9.99/10 Real sad that Postman fucked him over, it was going wonderful til that.

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>NUUUHHHH UHHH IZ NO 100%
This game is very difficult you niggers
S

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Yeah, but I bet you were on English.

SSR/SSS

GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME WHY CAN'T THIS HAPPEN IRL (with 2D of course)

Postman aside, A. The postman shit wasn't even his fault, though it tilted him enough to choke a bit on the moon

>nothing interesting until three and a half hours from now
Alright, time to get my breakfast and jogging done, maybe play some video games.

See you guys for that Skyrim run.

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