see that ponytail? you can grab it
See that ponytail? you can grab it
James Sanchez
Carson Sullivan
why grab when you can gently and affectionately run fingers through hair instead?
Also this isn't videogames.
Elijah Murphy
>see that mountain? You can climb it
>can't actually climb the mountain
And yet fans are turning a blind eye over this hoax. Nintendo are comprised of hacks.
Daniel Myers
see that ass? you grab it
Jayden Lewis
I want to be with link so fucking hard bros...
Camden Gutierrez
I fucking hate nintendo for this game. Only reason the switch took off like it did is because LoZ autists are the most inbred dogs in all of videogame fuckery. Absolute shit game that proved to nintendo people will buy anything if they slap the right blonde faggot on the box.
Oliver Butler
Everyone does user, everyone does...
Lincoln Sanders
It’s a common fact that you can use a ponytail as a handle
Cooper Perez
I think you're confusing it with pigtails.
Daniel Baker
Terada style Chadlink or bust
Zachary Lewis
>they will never make a 3D Zelda with this aesthetic
Cameron Miller
Gays will burn in the hellfire.
Josiah Jenkins
it works for both.
Xavier Diaz
I bet you're the kind of person who compares games to their concept art and says "Why don't they ever just make them the same as the concept art? Ugh!"
Austin Brooks
what a shame
Zachary Ross
i wish i was a cute anime twink
Nathaniel Baker
have sex with men
Samuel Nguyen
I'd rather grab his ass since this is thinly veiled gay Link thread
Elijah Adams
I don't ask because I already know, it's because of focus testing.
Anthony Miller
Oliver Gonzalez
Josiah Long
Blake Rogers
See that cock? You can grab it.
Ryan Taylor
Grab it and pound that boi pussy if you know what i mean
Parker Foster
I want to grab Link’s cock
Carson Ward
This or Ocarina of Time Link not this gay trap Link.
Link is for adventures not sex.
Brayden Walker
>implying I wouldnt fuck his ass too
Benjamin Moore
Why do you think Link is not for rape?
He is eagerly wanting it
Noah Turner
This is not a teen aged boy who wants to be raped.
Isaiah Jones
t. faggot who can't afford a Switch or a beefy PC
i don't why would anyone want to pass the chance to play one of the greatest games of the decade but ok, keep seething lmao
Easton Peterson
not wanting it is kind of the point.
Anthony James
>Implying that anyone would want to
People go on and on about how wide Link's hips are in BOTW, but his ass is so boring that it's offensive.
I mean holy shit look it it. It's smaller and flatter than a fucking pinhead.
David Rogers
What will happen if I grab it?
Charles Brown
Link’s ass is not flat, actually he has the most curvy hips