So fucking tired of nostalgiafag boomershit getting into smash over game characters that would make for fun and unique...

HEY STEVIES
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS

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lol cope

Steve has no personality
He is not suitable as a character
Unironically, Piranha Plant has more personality

I legit think you dumbass zoomers are exactly that: dumb

Well, the ones that actually checked out Banjo and saw what made it timeless are fine. The rest of you? Eat a dick.

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youtube.com/watch?v=_4vQ6ZQGdnE

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This. Your fucking default skin is less recognizable and more drab than a fucking common mob. I'd rather have Fortnite in smash than let Stevefags get anything at this point.

All Cuckrosoft "rep" shilling should be fucking banned 2bqh

It's quite pathetic how you and other seethers are still searching for anything to use as a cudgel against Banjobros.

>They'll be low Tier
>No new games
>Will be forgotten in a week (We are close to week 3 BTW)
>Banjoke
>Only Zoomers are Banjo fans
>"The Steveslave raiding discord doesn't exist!"
>Fucking Wojack posting now

Every little narrative and insult you grasp at will never cover up the fact that Banjo-Kazooie got in when you all said they would never EVER get into Smash Bros.

Do whatever you want, we have already won.

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cringe as hell

the biggest cope so far

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Based boys indeed. Also take this, you clearly need it more than most people on this board right now.

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Pathetic.

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>rosterfagging
Stop

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>steve wouldve had a much better moveset
Literally the entire point of BK is learning a bunch of zany powers and abilities, what the fuck does Steve have that would be more fun?
>swing sword
>shoot bow and arrow
Wow how unique and exciting.

>Characters that should never get into Super Smash Bros (any entry in the series) as playable characters
>Removes any logical choice
>ANY
>SINGLE
>CHOICE

I know speculating has turned into stupid rosterfaggotry, but we're allowed to ask for anything we want. Sakurai won't make that happen? I'll understand. Someone will understand. Someone won't understand, but will cope. But we are freely allowed to say whatever the fuck we want.

Also

>Wanting any possible logical choice makes you a redditor
What kind of stupid logic is even that?
This website makes no sense, if there wasn't any interesting discussion or leak I'd be seriously going to reddit to have fun, at least it's not as toxic and filled with porn as this website. I seriously think it was better when it was created.
If Yea Forums became this much of a shithole, then I can't imagine what happened to the rest of this website. Mods can't even remove toxic people.

Not to defend stupid Stevies, but they have potions and building mechanics.

the image here is making fun of rosterfags, user

I want Steveposters (ironic or unironic) to kill themselves. He's such a bad character (with an autistic fanbase) I'd rather have another swordfighter or a FE character than him, and I do not like FE

Here's your (You)

>blatantly ignoring that one of the key features of minecraft is building
i swear rosterfags are either really good baiters or just genuinely retarded

You are still here? Oh this is hillarious! You guys were BTFO 3 weeks ago. Only down to this one thread now! Steveposting was shit and I'm glad it's dead.

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yeah, let's include a character that can cover the stage in bullshit that everybody else has to either move around or tunnel through, that sounds fun.

Lmao no

youtube.com/watch?v=JL1zjf-nMA8
I’ll never get tired of it.

I love how this video is both aged horribly and perfectly at the same time, as each of those characters had some form of representation in Smash.

>YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY THSAT YOUR MOST WANTED ONLY GOT IN AS A JPEG!!
fuck off, let us talk about who we want, you mongoloid

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I think you mean it's making fun of anti-rosterfags

?
I don't get it? What's the joke?

Idk. Some weirdo discord trannies have an artfag, and they’ve been spamming Yea Forums with very strange and illogical proTrans art.

I've been very satisfied with this roster. All of the characters that I wanted got in and those I didn't not want got cucked.

Ok, Banjo fans, You finally won, and got your character. You got your wish, but not the humble way others have done so. You didn’t politely wait and be relaxed like the rest of us. You spent the last several months throwing tantrums when your people wanted to see other characters in smash and poke tiny specs of banter at you. You got vicious at fans of Minecraft, even children on Twitter.
You don’t deserve this. You don’t deserve any of this. This is the equivalent of punching someone in the jaw for merely using a whoopie cushion. It’s not right, and this is a game for children, the target audience of games like Minecraft and Shantae, and you took that away from them, and us
Minecraft fans may have only showed up just around smash 4, but we were legitimately really excited for the possibility of Steve, like you were for your whobags. Do you know how many kids’ hearts were shattered because Minecraft wasn’t coming after all? A lot, and you’re all being greedy jerks, rubbing salt in the wound.
Switch is geared towards children, so they would want characters they could recognize, but you manchildren just had to screech like bullies and get wasted like Banjo and Ridley. You may have gotten your characters, but at what cost? Just know that someone’s little brother went to cry himself to sleep that E3 night knowing his dreams of playing as Steve in the biggest gaming crossover ever was all for nothing.

If it hurts that much make like Etika and jump off a bridge

Lmao mad refusteves are a treat

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A blank slate set of blocks with nothing to him would be better than an expressive cartoon bear and bird duo? Are you high?

>crossover fighting game
>entire point of it are the characters that get to appear in the same game together
>REEEE STOP CARING ABOUT THE CHARACTERS YOU FRICKING FRICKS

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The problem with Banjo is that it's good to play TODAY even though it's over 2 decades old

literally seething lol

Stevies cry, scream and cope
Maybe instead, craft a rope

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Banjo fans are literal bullies

everyone on Yea Forums is a bully, are you new here?

You deserve to get bullied you zoomer queer

>bullies
sound like a fucking 10-year-old, you li'l faggot

Really? You're calling Banjo Fans bullies. After a whole year of Stevefags making vore, porn webms, GOOD MORNING and Hate threads you're calling Banjo fans bullies?

After a whole year of Discord trannies raiding this entire board with shitposts and hate. You're calling Banjo fans bullies? Are you even Falseflagging or are you retarded?

Stevefags never even wanted Steve to be in Smash, they made fun of every single choice possible and if the choice was the most normie or the most hatable character on this board (Aka, Incineroar, Erdrick and Fire Emblem guy) You would support them and shit on others, even if they have never done anything to Stevefags

Oh no, but lets join forces with the Joker Fans even tho we shitted on then, Lets also join forces with Erdrick fans despite the fact that we also hate them and despite the fact that Vergeben, the god that Stevefags were supporting betrayed them.
Also, Dante for Smash.

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who even the fuck is Steve. not trolling, im legit out of the loop

>B-B-BUT US STEVE FANS ARE THE VICTIMS HERE

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Sakurai wanted to put Banjo into Melee too, but was cut.

This was a long time coming mate, and Steve would have been way less hype.

>steve
>moveset
Wow I can swing a sword, or an axe, or a shovel, or a pickaxe the exact same way with my cubic stumps of hands.
Minecraft only looks good in that artstyle. Trying to make it fit in Smash Bros results in that horrific steve render seen around these parts. He won't get in and people don't care anyway. He's not even a character, he's a default skin.

man, Minecrafters really are the shitstain of gaming culture

Default skin in Minecraft. Named such as a joke by Notch. As much of a "character" as a Mii.

you can tell OP is some zoomer foot fag who wanted some random JRPG character to fap to in the game.

Banjo, K Rool, Ridley etc being in makes it easier for my own never ever to get in. Skull Kid will fuck your ass in Smash 6, which is maybe 6-8 years away. Fuck.

imagine unironically thinking that raymanbros are fucking worse than ashleyfags

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>get banter at on Yea Forums
>bully kids on twitter

Enjoy the mii costume

we get it. Can you stop kicking people while they’re down

After you blockheads acted like arrogant retards for months? Falseflagging, making shitty memes, making shitty arguments, ignoring Banjo's chances, attack other characters.

You deserve everything you're getting and more.

Making fake trans supportitive art making you think it’s from discord trannies to make banjo fags turn on to each other. Or just to stir shit in general

If you don’t understand that most of the shit you see on here is designed to piss you off into reacting then you need to lurk more. Or just get out while you can

Escape user

Nigga I know you trolling with that phrasing. But I don’t give a remote fuck either way faggot, seethe.

You had me for the first two paragraphs.

You lost me afterwards.

>DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR COPE!!!! SEEEEETHEEE!
Both of you fags should be hung. It's just a fucking game.

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I looked at all the characters and laughed at some, then I read the bottom panel, laughed a lot, and then got halfway through and realized that this was not a bait image

Ladies and gents....we GOTEEM
youtube.com/watch?v=ub46uT3VN1c

Cope avatarfag

And do you deserve it after harassing employees of Nintendo and Microsoft about bearly bear? Do you deserve it after making a Tetris twitter to insult people who wanted steve?

Weird cope
10 months of nonstop steveposting was more cancerous than a couple autists threatening people on twitter

A few twitter fags do not speak for the whole Banjo fanbase and you blockheads did more harassing then those twitter tards did combined.

>10 months
Hard to believe we had to put up with this shit for that long and its hard to believe they kept Steveposting going for that long.

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Happy 21st anniversary to Banjo-Kazooie!!!!!!

>stevefags make a 3 minute "trailer" of Steve raping and then murdering Kazooie, turning Banjo into an AT so he can shove it up his ass then shit it out
>but now they have the gall to to take the moral highground
AHAHAHAHAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

oh no no no...

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Smash is a bad game, and you're all pleb retards.

what a time to be alive

So we're up to swing sword , plink bow and put down dirt block now.

Banjo will never get a new game again.

At least he gets games.

youtube.com/watch?v=akMjMxXEpTY&t=2s

You are black

This is what you unironically want.
youtube.com/watch?v=WRHi9oyMXqE

Alph is already in the game so your argument is fucked

>timeless
It's a dead franchise.

>I’m not gonna pretend that you didn’t fuck me

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LOLLLLL IMPLYING SMASH ISN'T ONE OF THE BIGGEST BOOSTS TO MARKETING A CHARACTER COULD POSSIBLY GET
SEETHING FUCKING REFUSTEVE ZOOMERS

>T-think of the children user! They clearly wouldn’t want Banjo!

Fuck off zoomer. Most children don’t give two shits about who gets into smash. All they want is a cool character who is fun to play.

Besides, Banjo fans deserve this more. They have been wanting this character since Melee. Banjofags have been begging for him this whole time. I personally ain’t a Banjofag, but I am happy he got in because his fan base remained loyal. Unlike Waluigi fans or Steve fans, which existed because of discord memes.

Literally the only reason people get hyped over Smash in the first place is because of the characters and the potential of who can be added next. Melee has a nice little niche of autists who play the game competitively but that'a about it.

Where's that new f zero or dk game with k rool in it? and those are both owned by nintendo. Banjo kazooie is rare but controlled by microsoft.

Cope zoomer

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Oh shit, bro, are you okay? Did you forget about the amazon Banjo-Kazooie leak? Did you forget that Smash Bros caused thousands of zoomers like you to try the B-K games for the first time? Did you forget that as of three weeks ago, Banjo is relevant again? Did you forget that Smash literally saved Bayonetta and Fire Emblem? Did you forget Mega Man 11 was announced only a year after his Smash reveal? user? Bro?

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F-Zero is controlled by Miyamoto, it will never get a new game
K. Rool was announced like 10 months ago, do you know how long a game takes to make? DK rarely gets games, anyways, it will probably be Retro's next project after MP4, and you're hilariously furious if you're gonna pretend K. Rool isn't gonna be in it.
Cope for me baby, cope for me!

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Banjies, I can see behind all that shitposting that you're scared. You know that he's still in, but keep trying to deny it. It's okay, I'll make it quick. For Etika :)

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>Oh shit, bro, are you okay?
I'm not a smashfag so yes.
>amazon leak
fucking nothing.
>zoomers
Yea Forums buzzwords don't matter.
> Banjo is relevant again?
He's not relevant without a new game.
>Did you forget Mega Man 11 was announced only a year after his Smash reveal?
Gay. with the spacing megaman games have it could be announced at any time.
>Did you forget that Smash literally saved Bayonetta and Fire Emblem?
First was just nintendo paying and the second was clearly awakening. I think you're forgetting all the characters who have been left dormant and haven't had anything done with them even if they have gotten into smash.

Here's your (You) stevefag. Pathetic that you have to step that low for attention ever since you lot were anally blasted the fuck out with no chance of recovery or redemption. I pity you.

>F-Zero is controlled by Miyamoto, it will never get a new game
So smash doesn't mean whatever game series in it is alive.
>K. Rool was announced like 10 months ago, do you know how long a game takes to make? DK rarely gets games, anyways, it will probably be Retro's next project after MP4, and you're hilariously furious if you're gonna pretend K. Rool isn't gonna be in it.
So 2024? It's like smash doesn't really matter if it takes that long too move.

>red steel 2 dude.
Oh shit, I didn’t know how much I wanted this.

The SGDQ mascot kinda looks like Kazooie and is trans or something, so Stevies are trying to spin that as Kazooie.

But Banjo is still in Smash so lol

>Falls for the bait
>Calls anyone else a zoomer

How's summer break, user?

I wish Jill Dozer got some attention. I really wish there was a Drill Dozer 2

>All this cope
>n-no Mega Man games totally came out in a predictable timeline
>N-no it doesn't matter that both Bayo games combined didn't break 1 million sales before Smash came out
>N-no it doesn't matter that the West (Japan's biggest market) didn't know FE existed until Melee
Lmaoing @ ur life stevie

>NOOOOOO IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT UP UNTIL THIS POINT RETRO DK WAS USING LITERAL WHO OC ANTAGONISTS THEY WERE DEFINITELY GOING TO BRING BACK K. ROOL IN THE NEXT GAME ANYWAY
>NOOOOOO IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT MIYAMOTO IS A SENILE RETARD THAT THINKS YOU CAN'T MAKE AN F-ZERO GAME WITHOUT A SHITTY GIMMCK NOOOOO
STEVIEEEEEE

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That's right :^)

Stevoids will NEVER EVER live it down

This is pretty cringe bro.
Cope and seethe
Have sex
Dialate.

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>People gushing over bear and bird while I'm all over Kao

He's adorable. Banjo and bird are okay, but the GUH HUH gets old after a while.

I don't care over Steve. Hero is slightly okayish in since its franchise was majorly important history wise and honest be told, a character I feel deserved to get in earlier over other sword reps, which kinda underwhelmed his entry to me.

Banjo and Kazooie are but only one of the many mascot animals from back in the days. Same as Crash, same as Spyro. But in a way, I wish someone else made it with a moveset that truly feels built from the ground up.

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>n-no Mega Man games totally came out in a predictable timeline
they bring them back as they please. they wouldn't leave megaman dead forever.
>N-no it doesn't matter that both Bayo games combined didn't break 1 million sales before Smash came out
yeah, nintendo paid for a revival because they had faith in bayonetta.
>N-no it doesn't matter that the West (Japan's biggest market) didn't know FE existed until Melee
That's still a franchise that sells on japanese appeal.
>NOOOOOO IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT UP UNTIL THIS POINT RETRO DK WAS USING LITERAL WHO OC ANTAGONISTS THEY WERE DEFINITELY GOING TO BRING BACK K. ROOL IN THE NEXT GAME ANYWAY
They were planning on it. he was supposed to be in the 3ds version of tropical freeze. guess it doesn't matter because he won't be in a dk game for a long time. Long after smash ultimate is no longer a hot thing.
>NOOOOOO IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT MIYAMOTO IS A SENILE RETARD THAT THINKS YOU CAN'T MAKE AN F-ZERO GAME WITHOUT A SHITTY GIMMCK NOOOOO
Who you calling senile, zoomer poster? Smash doesn't revive shit. And you're too blind to see it.

>The "No games" retard
And yet they got in after that same rhetoric concerning smash. Please, keep saying they will never get a new game. It will be so much sweeter to dunk on you fags a 2nd time when it inevitably happens.

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I would be glad to be proven wrong. Because fighting games don't matter.

Just looking at the level of detail and attention that went into Banjo-kazooie's fighter pass so far is reason enough to want a character in smash. It's more than just an inclusion, getting in smash at this point is a whole package deal of goodness.

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>tfw you can see the extra life on top of Banjo's house.

you have never played banjo kazooie

Dance harder for me, boy. It's so fun watching you squirm.

>C-coincidence!
>Bayo's sudden spike of popularity in 2015 was unrelated to Smash!
>Fire Emblem TOTALLY would have lasted this long as a Japanese-exclusive IP
>Fake news
LOLOLOL YOU'RE SO FUCKING BUTTHURT IMAGINE GETTING THIS MAD OVER A BOOMER BEAR

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>There isn't a life statue behind the waterfall
Also it looks way too big, like its closer to the camera than it should be.
These are just nitpicks, btw, Spiral Mountain look amazing. Hope we can see Topper and whatever the Cauliflower was called down there.

Sakurai and his crew really did their homework on this. I've never seen Grunty's lair look this good before.

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>coincidence
Probably, megaman is mismanaged to hell and back.
>Bayo's sudden spike of popularity in 2015 was unrelated to Smash!
not even a dead series
>Fire Emblem TOTALLY would have lasted this long as a Japanese-exclusive IP
Them being in smash and being brought to the west are unrelated
>fake news
Just like the amazon leak being a new game.

You're delusional, Stevie.
Good. I'm glad Banjo and Kazooie literally drove you to insanity.

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Based Crashbro

Best part is that it's still 3-6 months out from releasing and will probably look even better by then

Stevie Stevie cope and seethey

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Faggot I don't have a twitter account

Never played minecraft. don't know who steve is.

Smash belongs to Banjo now

>irreverent zoomer refuses to play older games despite the fact that they are superior to 99% of the "games" that come out today

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Banjo is not mario.

He was right. You're dumb as shit.

The game is still fun today so its timeless.

Not to discredit Sakurai but the guys at Rare had a major helping hand in Banjo was represented in Smash.

rare.co.uk/news/rare-adventures-at-e3-2019

>It's been a tightly kept secret but we've been collaborating closely with the Smash team on this crossover since last year, on everything from movesets to musical choices – and while a core group of folks at Rare worked on this, we have to give a special shout out to our own Paul Cunningham who has been our point man on getting everything about Banjo and Kazooie's appearance just right.

I think this is probably the reason why Spiral Mountain takes some design cues from Nuts & Bolts.

BETTER
THAN
FUCKING
GATORNIGGER

Nostaliga faggots should KYS asap. No one gives two shits or knows about some faggot gator from 1935 when your parents weren't divorced.

Literally should have never got in smash. Bayonetta got in because she was relevant and a recent game release, not some literal who green shit.

>inb4 muh rob muh pacman muh duck hunt
Icon characters of different eras or mascot characters. No one gives two shits about literal who the gator

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pong is still fun today. still dated.

This is fucking pathetic, I love Smash but I almost never post in Smash threads because it ends up attracting complete troglodytes like all of you. Arguing over this shit is beyond pathetic

I want to go back

ah-bloo-bloo

Which one are you?

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faggot, no one cares about halo, only burgers and other retarded "le old times" Yea Forumsirgins that also think dante is iconic do

How come millenials are trying to steal the name of an older generation?

>can't see the ocean in the background
my only gripe

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>After 3 weeks, Banjo is still living rent free in the heads of refusteves

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Millennial has negative connotations. It brings to mind Buzzfeed hipsters with manbuns.

As opposed to boomers, which brings to mind grumpy old assholes who destroyed the economy

Still less insufferable.

>characters that would make for fun and unique smash characters
>steve
Pick one

I think what happened is some retard posted a thread with that wojak and was talking about Boomers, but he said that there were 30 year old boomers, and other people kept pushing that as a meme to make fun of the first retard, and then it ballooned

>low tier
>implying I won't still main them

To be fair, the world design in Nuts and Bolts was fantastic. It was just the characters that all looked like shit.

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Neither does anybody else, don't worry.

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I'm pretty sure it was always a joke. I don't think anyone actually considered 30 year olds to be literal boomers.

ha get fucked stevie

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Wait. Seriously?

Honestly I never liked how artificial/mechnical every world outside of Spiral Mountain and Showdown Town was in N&B. I get that's kind of the point, considering the vehicle/construction theme, but it got pretty repetitive to look at after awhile.

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pong isnt dated, it works how it should, just like tetris did on the nes/gb.
Of course you can add features to those games to make them better but they are perfectly playable today

Keep it up. The opposite of what you say comes true, so please spam this shit all over the board to make it happen.

It was for SGDQ

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What the fuck is that?

>pong isn't dated
Better tennis games have come out. pong outdated radar based tennis games too.

>banjo doesn't get any new games this year
>minecraft does
>The opposite of what you say comes true

If you play any video games at all and you are over the age of 7, you are mentally disabled

Sorry OP, you must be 18 or older to post on here.

>Banjo gets in Smash
>Steve does not
Yep, it does.

>He says on the video games board

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>being a fighting game character counts as a new game

how do people drink those fucking baby pouches I see kids with them all the time it's fucking disgusting.

Ooohh cry stevefag cry... Your tears are sooooo goooooood....

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