SGDQ 2019

egg fertilization

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rape the maids

>"""""comfy"""""
oh so you mean boring?

It's actually a pretty fucking competent and tech-heavy run.

>when the run is comfy as fuck

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I want to be Iliya and rape the maids!

do not

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Am I crazy, or aren’t Ritos supposed to be evolved zoras canonically? How were they both in BotW?

SSS!!: PunchOut!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat / Super Bomberman 2 / SMW (race) / Dark Souls
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2 / Mort the Chicken / Glover / TRAG / Pac-Man World / Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage / Alien Soldier / Chasm: The Rift / RE2 / Divekick / Shrek XL / Last Action Hero / Nex Machina / Dead Rising / Remnants of Naezith / Metal Slug X / Metal Slug 3 / Chip and Dale / SMB3 / Invictus / Grand Poo World 2 / Banjo-Kazooie / MM2 / Tetris Effect
A: The Hobbit / THUG 2 / Marble Madness / Ranger-X / Half Minute Hero / Bloodstained: CotM / Super Mario Sunshine / Silent Hill 3 / Nuclear Throne / Starcraft / Jumper: Griffon's Story / TMNT 4 / Ristar / Cave Story / Minecraft / MM11 / MM3 / Zelda BotW
B: DMC / Spyro / TMNT 3 / Zombies Ate My Neighbors / Metroid / Castlevania: SotN / Metroid Prime / Skylar and Plux / Kirby Air Ride / Kirby 64 / Ape Escape / Crash Bandicoot 3 / PunchOut!! (arcade) / LoZ Randomizer / Furi / C&C / Sonic 3D Blast / Koumajou Densetsu II / Sly Cooper / Diablo 2 / HL / HL 2 / Rockman 4
C: Sonic Generations / DKC2 / LoZ: Minish Cap / Final Doom / Bwaster Master / Solomon's Key / Jackal / Contra 3 / Ninja Spirit / Castlevania / Perfect Dark / Slipstream / Pokemon Crystal / Splatterhouse / Sylvester & Tweety / Clustertruck / Dark Souls 2 / Gauntlet / Mario Kart DD / Hyper Light Drifter
D: Portal 2 / Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / Outland / Contra / STFU / Timespinner / Castlevania: PoR / Prey / Uncharted / Monster Boy / Textorcist / Deltarune / Hylics / Laffy Taffy / Boogerman / LLB / Looney Tunes / Rhino Rumble / Aero the Acro-Bat / Octopath Travler / TAS Tetris
F: SMB2 / Ducktales 2 / We Love Katamari / Catlateral Damage / Castlevania DOS / FE Fates / KH3 / Quake / TAS MKWii
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 / LoZ: LBW / SMG 2 / TAS Celeste
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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Kill yourself.

Threadly reminder that anything below S isn't worth watching because you retards grade on a curve.

fuck trannies

was there some controversy with the katamari run?

>As a nurse
Yikes!

Only here

I hope some day you will become an ally

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BotW doesn't care about silly timelines. In essense the timelines merged because Nintendo never cared.

Where's cute ranking poster? I need to be spoonfed what to watch next.

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It was simply a bad speedgame+couch+runner

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Beats the hl2 “use no clip and jump out of bounds” trash. This dude is entertaining too and explains everything at least

top zozzle

This run is great you fucking gypsy!

Pausa 2.0

Can you beat MM in 5 hours, completely?

>Kino
I never heard that word outside this site.

>kino
oh no

Who is this donation reader? He's literally more shit than Proto

woke up a few hours too early
oh wells, last day.

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>*pause noise*
>*pause noise*
>*pause noise*
>*pause noise*
>*pause noise*
fuck 3D Zelda speedruns

>kino
based, /ourguy/ and sneedpilled

do /we/ have any runners at this gdq?

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key-note you memelords
It's a human thing

oh no he said a Yea Forums word, get banned

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I missed the hl2 run, did he actually use noclip or are you just sperging because you don't understand what he did?

Are you actually a tranny or just shitposting?

Reminder the runner is LITERALLY Jewish
twitter.com/majinphil/status/1116732248823197696

Why does Majinphil seem completely normal, and dare I say it, based? I thought all speed runners were autistic?

Why would you lie like that?

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>not falling asleep to that noise

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Answer is in the command line.

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get some taste user

I think he’s just one of those likable guys

I've seen some e-celebs using it, so it's all over.

youtu.be/h4bSJkQroAA?t=2

She/Her? What the hell is wrong with people. Just casually announcing that before running the game, I'm not even watching further.

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Even if it's true so what? Not all Jews are kikes.
Just like all blacks aren't niggers.

You know Natsuki is a girl, right?

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He uses vehicles to get noclip. Then goes out of bounds and flies to the next “point” then loads and reloads saves over when he fucks up.
Its not a speed run if you have backup saves for specific points in the game.

Weird question but are you that one tranny I saw on twitter ages ago called rose or programmancer or something like that?

Kill yourselves

So far phil, the dark souls runner and the pacman game runner were pretty cool.

He got pussy before getting out of high school. Most speedrunners dont know what a irl girl looks like naked

>Just like all blacks aren't niggers.

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Cringe

Pac-Man was boring af

The FF7 run from SGDQ 2017 is maximum comfy.

Rose was cis. Either way no because I only started this year.

Yes but she's also very cute.

No, it's completely fine. It's just not a speedrun for you. be a retard some other thread

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>100% zelda run

This should not be allowed. The BOTW was based. This is just shit.

only whites are autistic

They're one in a million but it's true m8

>all the talk about story elements
>all the talk about why they love the game
>Palmer Cait Sith godluck
>zero Lapis Laser Carry Armor
>perfect Zolom skip
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
that's a 11/10 yes sir

Go to bed zoomer

How long does majora's mask normally take to 100%?

>iceless

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BOTW was shit. This is based.

Do they have a new twitter or something? I like following programmers but I guess they died or changed their name.

Okay that was actually lit

>there were people shitposting who missed that trick
What fucking losers

5 hrs 15 minutes

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Damn, that was cool.

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Is the crowd asleep?

I'm surprised how many people are in the audience right now

>one in a million
kek

30hours

bro stop it before you do irreparable damage to your body. Try exercising and eating healthy first dude

Might be one of the coolest tricks i've ever seen in a speedrun

The ComfyMAX has been achieved. All audience members are comfy.

That was really cool. Don't know why he's not grabbing the boss key in a 100% run though. That sounds like not 100%.

>those curves
MUH

There's literally nothing to do in Minnesota so it's not a surprise they're all here

Top 10 game, great player, decent couch. Friday night.

Kino.

These tricks are sick.

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>missed it by glancing at the thread
Fuck

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They define it as "persists when you Song of Time" and boss keys aren't part of that

He explained it before he started. Basically if it doesn't travel with you back in time, it doesn't count.

Same. Someone post a clip.

>just get better 4Head

Is it fair to say Phil is the most popular jewish speedrunner?

Why do you hate yourself? Just love who you are now

Admit it, SDGQ got much better and comfier since they went "no fun" and banned all the edgy kids.

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i find the idea of some kid arriving in town who just starts zipping around and solving everybody's problems in a few days to be hilarious

You would lose it after playing song of time, you can't really keep them.

b-but my memes

Cross dressing is more acceptable than being trans, no matter your sexual orientation. Just do that instead.

>I like 100m sprints so 3000m shouldn’t exist

That's exactly why I'm a tranny though.
No more replies from me, this is off topic.

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at the very least, keep your dick. I'd rather date a girl with a dick than a girl with a wound.

>Tried fixing life but failed
>Thinks becoming the livestock of the healthcare industry will help
>Starts transitioning at 28

Y i k e s, guaranteed suicide.

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admit it, you're a tranny

3/5 done.

>going trans cured the depression
I sincerely doubt it will last. Until you deal with the underlying issues that causes these problems you won't seriously beat the despression.

I enjoy this time of the night/morning cause most of these niggers are sleeping so the thread doesn't move too fast to pay attention to stream at same time.
During prime hours if I try to watch for like 1 minute I go back to thread and it becomes impossible to catch up without missing something
Any fellow burgers here?

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> 300k incentive

who is behind this?

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How many people do you think are getting laid right now at this event?

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I agree with you
I tried “poverty chat” and it was excruciating, just emote spam and pasta

fantasy never lives up to the reality. You will feel better temporarily as you transition because in your mind you are hopeful for the future but once your transition has finished the reality will set in.

post boipucci

To be fair, 3000m doesn't take five hours.

Split/Second guy turned the AZN pussy sitting on his couch inside out after the run.

>Joe from Belgium
hmm

Three

GDQ got really bad for a while, but it's gotten better since Protomagicalboy took some time off. They replaced some of the weirdos with actual women and it shows.

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Burger hear. Night hours are comfy hours. I especially like the longer runs like this so this is especially comfy with all the shitposting

I am actually surprised, they are displaying a lot less trannys compared to last year

These hours are way better since most of the posts are actually readable

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You should kill yourself

pics of her on the couch?

seethe

bullying actually helps...

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Just google the run, she was there the whole time. Also do you honestly fucking think I save pictures of random people sitting on couches during a GDQ?

Comfy burger reporting in

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have a (you)

Burger here. Night runs have been really comfy. I don't really mind the fast threads, but it has been a lot easier to read posts.

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the 8 hour run of ff7 was the best thing of whatever year it aired in. Infact speaking about it makes me want to go rewatch it now.

>people are donating for OoT any% over CT 100%
ISHYGGDT
well you guys don’t donate anyway but you get what I mean

I don't think I've ever played or even seen this mini game before

i don't know man i've already seen 4 runs with a tranny in them was the older gdqs worse then that?

A few, most importantly Proto self destructed and were banned off Twitch.

West coast burger here. These threads are so much better with the "over 1 hour speedruns aren't really speedruns" zoomers asleep.

When I picture it like this it does sound hilarious kek
Imagine a 3ft tall dude in a green tunic bombsliding down the sidewalk to help granny cross the street

>groundhog day: the game
pure kino

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Best buy told them to lay back or they wont sponsor

wtf is this about? I was just watching back some runs

If I put my face in fairy butt and she BRAPs on my face, does she spray me with fairy dust??

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I still want more cute programmers to stalk and here about what they're doing.

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I hope to live to see a future where dysphoria can be cured. No one deserves wanting to mutilate themselves.

Fixed.

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Is there a ff8 or 9 similar?

More trannies who were more annoying basically.

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I wasn't asking you specifically, there's usually a few creepers who have pictures/webms of all the gdqties

>was the older gdqs worse then that?
Last year was incredibly bad.

Felix Beiderman MGS speedrun when?

Just one dude, no one knows the body count yet.

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does MATLAB count?

BASED BUY

There was an ffix run earlier this year (I think it was AGDQ) that was pretty comfy. The announcer kinda gets pretty obnoxious later on though

Does he actually help everyone in the canon or do some people get the short end of the stick?
His staring at the wall isn't triggering my memory

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Not a creep but I just saved this webm cause its the funniest shit ever

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>implying you can just waltz into the hospital and get an operation
You need to be on hormones for a year before they'll let you do that, and besides, it costs $10,000.

People here act like trannies are the majority of the speedrunning scene and are the cause of all their problems with GDQ when it just isn’t true. Now that Proto isn’t involved, trannies are running or on the couch for like, 10 runs at MOST.

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>the fucking timer

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He's done? The timer stopped.

What if you literally waltz in though?

LOL I seriously thought the eyebrows were eyes too!
That's hilarious

Is it cool?

the timer fucking broke lol

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Did you say "nerd"?

how longs the timer been stuck for

What happened with the timer?

Sounds like you just suck at Yea Forums(nel).

Just woke up. Let me guess I've missed a God-tier run, just my luck

Jesus whoever’s been on the timer this GDQ needs to be fired

lol some nerd paused the timer

The first Quad S (SSSS) KINO run of the event

Like three or four minutes now

I was talking about the torch jumping mini game in the great bay

On the plus side looks like we'll be seeing the new world record being set.

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Fuck sorry clicked wrong file lol

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I’M DOING MY BEST, OKAY

Some really hit the fucking timer. How incompetent can they possibly be?

The timer is probably minimized on the streamer's end, screencap me

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that's still 10 runs too many

The upper part looks so out of place.

Did he go to back to the 10.00 second thing yet? I tuned out.

>no one notices the timer

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Wow Phil is going to be pissed

They didn’t hit the timer, the overlay broke
The same tweet has been up and the bg isn’t moving

the mort the chicken run at 4 am a few days back was pretty gud

It's been pretty fuckin comfy, patty's the GOAT

Can't wait two hours later when they call for time.

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They realized that pandering to that crazy fuck would only stifle future growth I think. They even gave it a panel and whatever and it was not enough.

Dark Souls.

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

EYEEEEEEEEEES

The guy on the timer is asleep, everyone is. You should be too.

Okay, that's not as bad then. Still, fuck this tech crew

Shout out to the amazing tech crew!

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No, it'll be near the end of the run.

No but they're the most visible symptom of the cancer ironically eating GDQ for years now.

The actual problems are caused by the organizing crew going full corporate and getting in bed with NGOs. The trannies and SJW shit are just protection from criticism/diversity and they know it (actually know one of the organizers, whom admitted as much).

Its all about the money they pocket like 20-30%, rest goes to the Oaks Foundation, Rescue Mediterran and DWB, all Soros owned. All the money donated in 2015-2017 went to the upkeep of the Aquarius.

Donations and SJW > games and speedrunning. Which is why GDQ is shit.

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Wow great editing

AAAAAAHHHHHH WHATS HAPPENING

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>broke the screen

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Where's the event?

>good run ruined by incompetent staff
Great

>blank feed
fuck this tech crew

Thanks.

SHOUT
OUTS

>technical difficulties

did all of the technical staff go to bed

Shout out to the amazing tech crew

lmao

But it's morning.

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Streaming technical issues are fucking annoying and even the biggest productions still have problems

THIS HAS NEEEEEEEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!
YOU CAN'T TRICK ME GDQ!

HOW DOES THIS SHIT HAPPEN?

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Little too much finger pointing at anonymous donations

nice

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Shout outs to the tech crew

You're mourning

shout outs to shout outs from germany first time donator

Shoutouts to tech crew

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SHOUT OUT TO THE AMAZING TECH CREW

based kunnyko posters

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Isn't it 3:30am?

>GDQ staff breaks the timer
>staff fixes the timer
>staff breaks the entire game stream at the same time they fix the timer

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>timer stops
>Japanese chat calling it a new WR
>someone jokes, "Stop the timer here to save time."
>nobody spamming "AYAYA"
>nobody ranting about safe spaces
>actually making good jokes instead of annoying memes
Guys, I might have to fully learn Japanese and join these guys.

Let's give a shout out to our amazing tech crew.

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>muh SJWs
>muh Soros
>muh Aquarius
Too much /pol/ is bad for your brain.

Fucking knew it

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It haven't seen this game in like 10 years, seeing some of these parts gives me a major nostalgia trip.
I remember parents bought me the strategy guide with it and I spent ages doing every little thing in the game.

>they know
SHUT IT DOWN

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Going to Wawa, you guys want anything?

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>monkaS

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Its true though.

GOD I wish I was Kumiko

>monkaS
I thought GDQ banned the nazi frog

I honestly miss strategy guides. They were really fun to collect back in the day.

do it senpai

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shoutouts to the amazing tech crew

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youtube.com/watch?v=e056R97svz8

Reminder that this is the best song in the entire Zelda series.

End credits kind of implied that everything you do counts. Especially the wedding.

I'll take an anonymous donation

>Does this day make my moon look fat??

>thanks for all the hard work guys!

sucks that you're preaching to a brainwashed crowd, user. the internet isn't for free speakers anymore, you're just going to be met with memes

and as I'm typing that, one shows up

Same.

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>sucks that you're preaching to a brainwashed crowd, user
Nigger you retards are the ones who keep mindlessly spamming that this is a money laundering scam with no proof.

This run seems pretty impressive desu. A lot of cool movement and tricks.

Yeah, an oreo milkshake. Whatever the fuck they call them at Wawa. Swirlies? Shivershakes? Halestroms?

I dont mind, nigs will be nogs.

>not ballad of the wind fish
Shit taste.

He keeps mentioning their headphones; what headphones are they using?

GDQ isn't a 501(c)(3) organization. That by itself is proof enough.

youtu.be/7ae0TGSvGFg

N64 music in general.

Spend less time on /pol/, twitter and reddit, its rotting your brain

>Source: I know a guy, just trust me

I will never get tired of people on Scandinavian hot dog eating contest boards who think they have the whole world figured out because they read unsourced autismal theories enough they started to actually believe them.
Your next line will be, “You’re just too brainwashed”

>already watched 3 hours
>tired as fuck
fuck I'm not gonna make it. the run was way too comfy.

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see
These fuckers run on a script

HE'S FUCKING BANNED

>the Jews are taking over!
What happens when they take over entirely? Revenge in Germans? More movies? Health care for everyone?

Your crazy conspiracy falls apart the second you go to the next step

what did he say I was too busy looking at gay furry porn to hear

It really upsets me that /pol/ turned this site into a right-wing echo chamber while everyone shits on reddit for being the same thing on the opposite side. The lack of self awareness is astounding

Oy vei struck a nerve

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DID HE JUST USE THE F WORD?

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WHERES THE CLIP

I thought the jews already took over and ran everything. Which makes them the master race.

youtube.com/watch?v=T1l9hsLo2Qg

You can do it user, you gotta stay up for Majora!

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Lol could have gotten away with it too if he didn’t totally call himself out

>I have no response (still), so I'll just claim he's tinfoil hat crazy
>this is how I feel and my feelings are never wrong

not taking over, took over
we are living in the dystopia as we speak

I missed it, what did he do?

I don't know or care about the rest of the post but it's really fucking obvious the reason they're becoming more PC and safe is to not offend sponsors and get more reach to normal people. Becoming more legitimate is what made them less fun.

something to the effect of "this thing just fucking etc. etc."

at least i can still read posts from dissenters here

Why is patty best commentator

Tell me about it, I had the FFX strategy guide too.
I used to like reading it just cause how cool it was designed.
There was an enemy glossary in the back that had some cool ass artwork

Good argument, retard

you tards think anyone would ever give details?

Fuck.

Who said anything of jews.

he said FRICK

>tumblr filename

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>MM is my favorite Zelda game
>have no memory of doing that Dampe bottle
what the fuck is going on????

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>does exactly what I say
>I-I-I swear I'm not just meming

So if the Jews took over, why are nu nazis screaming they wont replace them as they have sex with their sisters?

You would be looking at gay furry porn if you can't you two body parts at the same time

he said "this thing just fucking..."

Fuck

You've never actually played MM, user.
You have a brain tumor. It's inoperable. I'm sorry.

Already fapped twice during this run...

>more memes as a rebuttal
like clockwork

The crazy person doing the Soros schtick up there^^

Then why argue it as proof? You expect people to blindly follow your ideology on word alone and attack anyone who doesn't as someone who isn't "free thinking". Your arguments are all garbage and the lack of proof of anything you say is not proof

I want to marry Kawakami and start a family with her!

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What is the context of this image?

seems like a good time to afk for a few minutes

Are you bragging?

>this is how I feel and my feelings are never wrong
Thats why you guys are saying that GDQ is a money laundering scam, though.

Thanks bros, im glad i missed it, my poor ears!

see
These fuckers run on a script

>kid ded
fug

Because it makes them and those who associate with them look bad and stops people from seeing the ideology as legitimate.

>having ch*ldr*n

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>One guy is the entire hebrew people

>mourning a fetus
lol

w-what

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f

You know what pisses me off about Ballad of The Wind Fish?
>be Wind Waker
>be game focused on sailing, visiting islands
>be game focused on using a tact, something used for conducting orchestras
>Ballad of The Wind Fish uses an assortment of instruments
>never get a fucking reference to it somehow, like a side quest where Link uses the Wind Waker to perform Ballad of The Wind Fish, maybe on an island that makes reference to Koholint
>announce a Legend of Zelda Orchestra
>years go by
>never once have that orchestra play Ballad of The Wind Fish
>mfw

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Memes? Charlottesville was a bunch of inbred nu nazis.
/pol/ is filled with creepy virgins who blame jews and black and immigrants, but cant figure out that their President bows to Israel.
Then they cant figure out where to go after blaming everyone but themselves for their incest and 2d anime problem.

>can you stop?

Why all attention whores yell their stupid dead relative stories during zeldas?

I literally coudnt care less.

>

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.............(you)

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KID IS DEAD TIME FOR ZELDA LEETTTT'S GO

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The fact that so few people are discussing the run right now shows that 3+ hour runs go against the ethos of GDQ

Pretty good crowd for 4:30 in the morning.

fluff

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i want to impregnate this cosplay whore

But that was based, KEK!

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Go read pol, the donald, or any of the weirdos posting this shit on a japanese knitting forum, ie being apart of globalism, the thing they claim jews want.

the less kids the better

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We're getting a new one in the remake at least.

>referencing Eiffil 65
NO DON'T

>Iliya
kys secondary

you forgot to say
>incel
>cuck
>have sex

there, fixed your post

>well you can’t DISPROVE it, can you?
Room temp IQ.

>2d anime problem
Doesn't sound like a problem to me.

came inside, no rubber, not a safe day

she's 12

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Its a google search away you know.

There's nothing exciting happening right now. Its just shops and donations at the moment

Can't tell if this is a joke or not.

See.
No response besides a meme once they step back from the weird blame gameS

fuck you

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do not fluff

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In your opinion should GDQ pay the runners or at. Least cover travel expenses?

>12
Used goods.

Sleep tight huge furry tiddy poster.

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Wasn't this outted as fake?

Dont be such an antisemite.

Iliya is the only worthwhile thing to come out of Fate.

see
These fuckers run on a script

BASED PATTY HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Are patty and Phil dating? Jesus

Solid response. More memes versus what actually happened. Its Saturday, so who do you blame today? Jews? Blacks? Women? Immigrants?

Old enough to bleed old enough to breed

nah, doing it for free is part of the autism
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES

h-hot...

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Nope

No, though the ship was docked permanently in 2017. DWB bought a new one and are now running Libya - Spain now.

Anonymous could do it

Were the wrong Anonymous to ask though

No, there’s no reason for them to. They get like 10x the submissions they can accept already.

fuck travel expenses, it costs $100-150 to fly to Minnesota. Hotel is $1000 for 4 days

See how you immediately go to scripts and memes when you have nothing to back up your conspiracies?

no comment

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How about you provide some proof other than a GIF. Because I don't believe you.

does anyone else think this host is fucking annoying? he was interrupting the run earlier to read donations despite runner clearly being a bit irritated and trying to explain stuff, and now i tune back in and he's being all snarky and hammy with his donation readings

>Speedrun
>8 minutes of item duping

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kill yourself tranny

I love Kawakami!

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do you anons have any comments about her?

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Patty and Phil slashfic when?

see
These fuckers run on a script

shitty artist rendition TBQH

Why don't they take them to the nearest safest port which would be in Tunisia?
Really makes ya think

Its no secret, its up on DWB's own site.

doctorswithoutborders.org/what-we-do/news-stories/news/mediterranean-msf-rescue-ship-aquarius-forced-terminate-operations

She's so cute! I wish I had an asian gf

The runner would tell him to read donos and is joking around with him

these long ass late night streams where everyone slowly loses their minds and everything gets weird are the best.
i love you all

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What if you stay at a Super 7 where the beds smell funky

Her pantyhose turn me on

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>gets his own meme returned to him
>s-s-see guys, I-I-I was right!

not even same guy, just fuck off to /pol/ already, christ

Hell of a place to sit

What the...

a lot of professional conferences have deals with hotels where the cost is reduced for conference attendees, sometimes even drinks and food at nearby restaurants are discounted or comped through conference expenses. if GDQ wants to keep moving in the direction of corporate conference, PC bullshit, etc., they owe the runners at least these basic fucking amenities if not straight up travel/lodging expense raffles or full covers for runners.

you too, thick robo poster

The choices you yourself made. be better user

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Becuase there arent any major wars going on in Africa and they're fleeing poverty. And the cure to poverity is german welfare.

>I'm pretty sure that's called FUHRAUD
>Here's an anonymous donation for 500 dollars

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she makes me want to fix japan's declining birthdate desu

>just started this year
I can't wait until you neck yourself.

No I'm saying that your webm is incorrect. I think you know its wrong too. Give me a second, I'll post proof.

COMPED

too many bags of coke apparently

We'll make it, bro.

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I want to lick Arisu

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>tediousness
why are speedrunners so retarded

/pol/ack here
Jewish intervention and subversion is definitely a thing and you'd have to be a fucking retard to not realize it.
Hitler did nothing wrong besides losing.
But shut the fuck up and stop derailing this thread with politics.
I ditched that board to come here and joke about GDQ and laugh and what's going on, not to argue with commieniggers about "prove it! Hurr prove it durr! Not an argument herpderp"
Stfu
This run is epic and you niggers are arguing with trolls.

Tfw patty gets banned for mentioning fraud

Those conferences charge hundreds for membership and hundreds more for admission

marathon's shouldn't exist

Last week MSF was forced to stop search and rescue operations in the Mediterranean Sea. A concerted, sinister campaign of legal challenges and administrative obstacles means the ship we were working aboard—the Aquarius—is no longer authorized to leave port, let alone rescue people at risk of drowning in the Mediterranean.

From their website. They're quite open with it, they even communicate with the smugglers so they know where to pick the migrants up

couples mask? based /ss/?

The last like 10 minutes has been him duping. Shut up

>/pol/ack here
incredibly cringe

>Epic

Its a five hour lets play.

>This run is epic
yeah, for 4 am maybe

Is the runs from yesterday uploaded somewhere?

>Jewish intervention and subversion is definitely a thing
If they control society why do they need to subvert it?

>tfw no christmas cake gf to /ss/ with

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They are not as extreme with the PC as they used to be.

npr.org/2018/11/20/669596607/italy-wants-rescue-ship-seized-accuses-doctors-without-borders-of-illegal-dumping

Wow that was easy to prove your webm was misinformation bullshit

Control not maintained is lost.

Based robutt.

We've sadly lost them to the night.

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Not him but MSF themselves say they have ships in the area. The webm showing their ship and where they take the migrants is fake though because???

Why aren't they playing the superior 3DS version?

Coming to Yea Forums for actual conversation was your first mistake

twitch vods have chapters you can quickly skip to

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...You just proved him right.

where is he now?

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>hundreds
not quite, but i thought GDQ charged admission for non-runners. if not, then these suggestions should obviously be ignored.

>3DS version
>superior

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F for respects

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>trusting npr media company
im so glad im not you

In your mind

THE RANCH

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kemono is cute

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Is this guy wearing an e-sports jersey?

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MM 64 and 3DS are completely different speedruns. 3DS is even more broken than the original, actually.

Why would you buy that many burgers?

Oh right I should trust Yea Forums posts instead
bond.org.uk/news/2018/02/fake-news-and-its-impact-on-the-charity-sector

Wow you guys are retarded

>So it's actually whites who are trying to subvert Jews?

What?

>And the "based" white people who are "red pilled" on "the Merchants" need to use coded language?

Again, what?

>Are you sure you just don't want to be the Jews yourself?

I am a jew, incidentally.

THREE
TYPICAL
AVERAGE
KIDS

Dumb furry.

>a charge strongly rejected by the nonprofit groups that operate the ship
No see, they said it was wrong so nothing happened.

Lewd image user.

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>couldnt commit myself to a 20 minute speedrun
>this nigga has mastered a 5 hour run

this is an actual run with tricks and glitches too, not just a menu mashing jrpg

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googling SGDQ vod thread will take you to the vod thread rebbit post which has clickable links for each run
or you know, reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/c3tjzg/sgdq_vod_thread_2019/

They do but it’s cheap. Don’t remember the exact amount but it’s than $100

They did for the last GDQ. And the original and the remake are completely different for speedrunning.

Even speedrunners get sponsers if they pull in enough views.

WHENS RUNESCAPE

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>So it's actually whites who are trying to subvert Jews?
But a lot of jews are white. Jew isn't exactly a race nor color.
Also, can we talk about GDQ instead?

F

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user you just confirmed what I said....the webm is from before Italy started cracking down on AMSF and other NGOs

too soon...

>wake up
>Zelda is still on
Lol

You just linked an article whining about increased scrutiny being bad for charities. Which is true only in the case the charity/humanitarian aid organization is NOT actually operating legally.

>take a modest six hour nap before the run starts
>miss the best dungeon
fug

Thanks, anons.

imagine the smell

ayy lmao

Yes, CLG has speedrunners now.

why

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>english doesn't have the nose ring
Wait, what?

What are the white bags in the middle?

rate this run so far

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>GDQ skipped uploading Glover because of the guy putting FAG
Its over, Yoshipro confirmed banned.

they pay official staff $8,000 to attend (as well as comp room and board), mike and edo take home $50,000.

they do wave the registration fee for runners, but that is only $100 per

inb4 >tinfoil hat
while they're not required to report their spendings, they have done it in the past. agdq 2017 was $200,000 for 19 staff members to attend

nose rings are racist because blacks or something

>noserings are offensive to me
BASED COUCH

I want to imagine the smell of majinphil's pits and dick

something about kids and piercings

Funny enough, some E-sport teams do have speedrun departments, but I've never seen the participate in anything.

those are diapers, user

Something, something, dark side.

Only been awake for an hour but it's been good so far.

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10/10, just like sabrina

shes cute!

>they said they aren't doing anything bad
>we better believe them guys, nobody has ever lied

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SS unironically
Comfy AF
the humor isn't too bad and the commentary is great

Pretty good other than the technical fuck up.

His plan worked

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How does that even work? I can’t imagine they make much money off of sponsoring speedrunners, they don’t have tourneys

>he actually did it
based phil

GDQ holds the power, its basically a huge commercial for the runners to advertise their stream. if i was some up and coming runner i'd pay whatever i had to to get there.

Easy S so far. Really interesting for how long it is

THE FUCKING DOG FUCKED UP

Wow he nearly stayed out ahead the entire time.

I'm in it for the long haul so I'll carry his kemono torch.

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>We didn't do it
>t. Us

>""""""speedrun"""""
>pick the BLUE dog
im out

Of course it did, the blue dog literally can't win

The banter between these two is great. Longer speedruns NEED this level of levity. Look at the fucking Super Mario Galaxy 2 run yesterday with the charisma sucking runner constantly being a drain on anyone else that dared say anything.

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Patty's carrying this run

Same as streamers like Method.Esfand.

They get heaps of viewers on twitch, and that's enough to make it worth sponsoring them.

It's just rare for speedrunners to be sponsored because no one watches them.

Why did he pick the blue dog a second time?

>mfw Andy doing a LttP/Super Metroid co-op randomizer tomorrow
mmmmm

>blue dog
banned
blue dog is banned

>if the blue wins I'll empty my bank account

>RNG dog races

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what is the story here
watching this

A bunch of people promised they'd donate if he did it. In his words, never doubt his love for them.

>shithead mario runner wouldn't show off the void glitch despite being offered money
>based zelda runner blind picks dog race for lulz

Why did he pick the blue dog

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Why is patty so BASED
S

>mcnuggies

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It's actually not rng, but so many of the dogs look alike that it's hard to tell which is most likely to win without the mask of truth

Always loved this chick marching song

He has extra time from the timer fuck up.

S

Really good

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For the promise of more money

/SS/

bretty gud

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At least someone can carry the torch! Still got an hourish left.

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It jumped from 15 minutes to 21 when they fixed it so I doubt.

They jumped the timer forward already. It stopped at 15 and when it started it was at 21.

>the one samefagger giving it S
try harder user

>He removed succint

Donators asked for it.

Yes. Susan is a bloody faggot.

To clarify on this, the events are funded up front by the charities, and the charities receive 100% of donations s. The charities see GDQ as a good investment.

So yes, indirectly, the first few hundred thousand pay for the event, but the money does go back to the charity and not GDQ LLC

10/10 from what I saw

NEW THREAD

Blue dog is a winner in my heart.

Yep. Final stretch and I feel as if things are about to pick up even more. How impressive for them to keep the same energy throughout.

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...

The main way esports teams make money is just advertising. They get way more advertising from popular steamers that stream full time than they do for players on stream at a tournament for a short amount of time.

He shouldn’t. Timer is a separate program from the streaming software.

based retards

>I'd prefer if you just be quiet

Huh, I didn’t think speedrunners pulled in enough viewers for that to be viable.

You fucking failures

Which is the nontranny thread?

both new ones
this is the nontranny one

Whatever happened to the Dark Souls runner? I noticed him have some big technical difficulties during the run and remembered him swearing a bunch but I wasn't listening. Was he b&?

gpb, mfp, trihex pull 3000 subs, easy. that's $10k a month in their pocket

They know how to deal with stuff like that now. He wont be "banned" but they wont accept any more of his runs. No public statements.

That's still bullshit. He was a good runner.

Did the technical difficulties have anything to do with his swearing? He said a fuck, it's not like he was offensive.

People really over exaggerate how strict GDQ is for runners commentary. I doubt he got anything worse than a slap on the wrist, if even that.

He did more than just say fuck.

>i swear to god if this game don't start working in the next 5 seconds i will blow up every single degenerate in here with no survivors
How did he get away with it without getting banned bros?

i think the structure being for charity, those numbers check out for how charities are run. i don't think GDQ is completely fucking people over for profit because i'm not tinfoil. if the runners don't feel taken advantage of because of exposure of a GDQ run long-term helping their twitch streams, cool for them. it just seems to me that as it keeps growing, paying runners makes sense as a fair up-front expense to consider including (especially since i'm sure there are plenty of good runners who fail to attend because of lack of travel and lodging money who could benefit more from a GDQ exposure than Mr. 12th GDQ in a row who makes a middle class salary yearly by twitch streaming)

Uyama had a panel 2-3 years ago in which they talked about the funding and percentages. He said it was like 15~%. They get a lump sum at the start depending on how much was made last year. Nobody saved it.