PC "gaming" hate thread

PC "gaming" hate thread.
while pc "gamers" are wasting their money on shitty Steam sales, let's show them their true colors.

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>Anubis and The Buried Bone
Man I WISH this image was real. That game's scenes are top notch.

>Rondo Kino
God please.

everyone on this board has a chip on their shoulder

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You almost had me until i saw monmusu quest

Coming here was a mistake

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PC will be soon replaced by tablets.
your days are numbered.

>Muh exclusives
>Muh controller
>Muh tv

+ there are so many viruses on PC.

I wouldn't mind a Sindoll game

What do you mean by that

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Those are based on what you play, can I please have your local police number? I'd rather play Microsoft Excel at 144fps then ever touch a children's console again

>Daytona USA 2 never ever

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Fuck that I'd rather have a virus delete my OS then use a playstation where you get spammed by sexy chat bots

in't a censored version on the store?

>i would rather get AIDS than having sex

pc gaming dickslurp allstars need to be gassed

You'll just get a virus from the sex bot!

I think the funnier part of these threads is being able to figure out who even owns a PC and who`s a poorfag with 0 consoles yet LARPs as if they do.

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My favorite is
>"I have a 3000$ PC and YET I still chose to play on my console, who's retarded now?"
Still you lol

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name of all these games?

Consoles are easier and more.practical. Less hackers and modders too.

are you fucking retarded

>IDOL R18
I'm going to buy this furry porn game and I'm going to fap to it.

NOOOO HOW CAN THESE PEOPLE ENJOY THE SUMMER SALE, ARE THEY ACTUALLY HAVING FUN??

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Bermuda Syndrome
Ys II
Trine 2
Sonic CD
Harvest Moon
Night of the Rabbit
Riven
Magical Drop V
Trackmania
Crysis
Rayman Legend
Ignition/Fun Tracks
True Love 95
Daytona Usa 2
Gals Panic
Anno 1404
TF2
Theme Hospital
Super Tempo
Sim City 2000
Heroes of Might and Magic 3
Sexy Beach 3
Leisure suit larry 7
Tropico 3
Serious Sam HD SE
Kamidori Alchemy maeister
Future Pinbal
Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
Duke NUkem Life is a Beach
Zweii!!
Yu-No
King's Bounty Legend
Trackmania Sunrise
Settlers 7
Outcast
Outrun 2
Cool Cool Toon
Afterlife
PSO
Euro Truck Simulator 2
Sanctum
Zeus
Outruner
Subnautica
Civilization V

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Do you have a PC for typing word docs and shit? If you do and it's not on fire every single day then you can handle a PC. The only people who make the argument that PC is full of hackers and viruses are people who have 0 computer literacy and thus get viruses all the time. They aren't easier, just freedom locked.

Based thanks user

Why do I get the feeling you made this thread after getting BTFO by a PC gamer in another thread?

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>Avril Lavigne
???

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did he died?

Indies are getting out of hand. Almost all of them are garbage cookie cutter games that cant even reach the level of the average SNES/PS1/PS2 game. Only retards think "indies are the future of gaming" or something like that. Most of them have never played those old console ones so can just be clueless assholes.

proof?
Playing Amid Evil right now

everyone who has ever bought a game on Steam contributed to the death of PC gaming

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The sale kind of stinks this year. I haven't bought anything yet.

I play games both on PC and consoles. have bought a lot of indie games on the sale. Still gotta say play old console ones. Those will easily prove my point.

japs still ahve those big box for pc games

woah, proved wrong really hard right there

>MGQ Paradox on Steam
haha I fucking wish

You can still go to Wally world or wherever you want and get PC game on disk. Tell me most importantly why would I even want a big box version of Far Cry New Dawn taking up space in my house? I don't even want the digtal version taking up space on my drive

actual current state of Steam

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>tags: furry, anime
Nice taste faggot

They're phasing those out though
and still it's a disk that's useless without downloading an always-online DRM client

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There has never been an Indie game made after 2010 that is as good as Swat 4 from 2005. All of it serves to appeal to retro games fans, niche genre fans and nerds. The issue is by the time (YOU) have heard of the game it has become to mainstream and it's toy line is already being made in China. Indie games for some reason got some sorta counterculture anti AAA bullshit going on currently and that sucks cause I think games Rising Storm shit all over anything made by Ubisoft but most small devs push for their game to be 2D pixel art cause it's cheap then say it's "inspired by some old ass game"

They have been included steam codes instead of the game for almost 10 years now. Physical died everywhere for 3 reasons. 1 digital goods are in unlimited supply, copy the files. 2 they are cheaper to sell and produce at your own store than to outsource to a disk manufacturer then give a middle man their cut for selling it. 3 no one like them anymore

go to Nipsland.

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>There has never been an AAA game made after 2010 that is as good as Swat 4 from 2005.
ho!
beside, indies ARE the ones making Ready or Not right now.

You mean consoles.

>implying

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Batman Arkham Knight... Always my go to example.

A perfect game that I played on my Xbox with no problem. Friend had it on PC... Holy shit, I've never seen such an atrocious port job, makes me fear the unstable nature that a PC can give, regardless of specs and processing power. At least with my Xbox, I know what I'm going to get, whether it's shit or good.

also indie game

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No... Gaming as a whole...
*shudders*

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>wasting their money

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I cant into nipponese

If jap devs selling their games on pc is the death of gaming I'm fine with it.

Something I will admit, PC games always provide some pretty fine visuals when done right. I'll wait and see with the PS5 and the Xbox Scarlet.

>shows random selection of games
ok

Why hello there. Who is this cutie pie?

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>PC
>buying games

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What game is this?

>Ghost of a Tale
must be Ghost of a Tale

>only pirating PC
>not being a pirate idort and hacking every console possible

Console faggots need to run into a knife ur all cringe af

>NOOOoooo, not the indies!

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But will it suck like most indie spiritual successors?
>probably

>Amid Evil suck
>BallisticNG suck
>Fight'N'Rage suck
>Freedom Planet suck
whatever float your boat, son.

Those aren't "indie" games you fucking loser those are games made by small teams made to appeal to a niche. Literally they would be just as good of a product if designed by the same people with more money. Literally your fnaf culture shit is DESIGNED to make toys and sales. Will Beam NG get a sequel? Proabably 10 years from now. How many sequels is your beloved indie hit undertale gonna get? Like 4

I dont like PC gaming as much anymore cause of cheats. Most multi games I play are on PS4 now with some PC exclusive exceptions, Mordhau Squad, Rising Storm 2.
Singleplayer for both.

As for OP: Just don't buy it.

>Those aren't "indie" games you fucking loser those are games made by small teams made to appeal to a niche.

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Do you only play F2P Mp games even ubisoft games have anticheat built in

>ow many sequels is your beloved indie hit undertale gonna get? Like 4
??

Yall fags call shit like Unravel indie dispite it being published by ubisoft. Indie is a buzzword just like it is for music, movies and shit. Literally looking for diamonds in the rough. A game that is good will be recognized as good not as low budget good

Bet

>Those aren't "indie" games you fucking loser those are games made by small teams made to appeal to a niche

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No, at least not anymore, sick of Warthunder but never saw much cheating there. Rainbow 6 Siege on PC used to have a huuuuuuuuuge cheating problem for many months till they put battleye. Can't say how well it holds up still. youtube.com/watch?v=P2TmTABN-G4
The Division dark zone also had a big problem for a long time. No idea about now.
EA games like Battlefronts and Battlefields had huge cheating problems.
Supposedly Modhau has some according to people but I havent seen any. And then theres a game like Tarkov where I'm on the fence of getting it but have heard theres tons of cheaters. And in a game that sounds tense like that, having some fuck ruin it just sounds too unfun.
On my weebstation I just load up BFV and the thought never crosses my mind. Pluss that lake of insta stap shooting with 40,000dpi on the mouse makes the experience more chill imo.

The fact that you don't know what the word "indie" means does not mean that it is a "buzzword". It just means you are illiterate.

Undetale 2, 3 and 4?
fat chance my dear fellow.

Okay explain how how every first party Nintendo game isnt an indie game then. They certainly suck enough to be tumblr b8

>indie
It's not a word dumbass it's short for independent which has 100s of meanings. Sorry you like games made in 2019 that play like games from 1989 instead of just playing better games from 1989

So Deltarune is cancelled?

>Pluss that lake of insta stap shooting with 40,000dpi on the mouse makes the experience more chill imo.

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first, it's another Universe.
second, even then, it will be released like what, 7 years after Undertale?

Aside from the typos, it's true. I can still play fast paced games no problem with a mouse, but not needing to go full hyper nerd while playing and flicking to heads is a more relaxing experience.

>It's not a word dumbass
Do you not REALIZE the fucking irony in this fucking statement alone? I mean you are a giant pile of garbage, so I do guess the irony is going to be lost on you. Like literally everything else, including the meaning of the word "indie". And yeah. In between Factorio, Bastion and Pathologic, indie is just all about retro. It's TOTALLY not you being a completely illiterate mongoloid that has no fucking clue what the word means OR the market involves.

Okay fine. How many fnaf sequels again? Oh and isn't everyone excited for that indie sequel Shemue 3 or hell let's remember that other classic indie sequel like Psychonauts 2. Mighty Number 9? All indie shit is just rip offs and sequels, with the 1/100 unique idea game popping up then it's either a good or bad idea

holy shit we are losing him

>market
You mean the people who buy funko pops?
>pathlogic
Another Sequal lol
>Factorio
Balloons TD already happened
>Bastion
literally looks like League of Legends and probably plays like an RPG maker game

It's TOTALLY not you being a completely tasteless mongoloid that has no fucking clue what a good game is and who actaully buys them. If you want a good example of indie look at shit like Frostpunk, West of Loathing, SOMA and Papers Please

Pirates aren't real pc gamers.

They sure ain't I'm still not done being mad at them for ruining crysis 2. Like why the fuck do so many people download a whole game if they have little to no confidence with their ability to run it "I pirate to demo" like read the recommend specs, they aren't perfect but they are close.

>them for ruining crysis 2
?

Is this fucking real?
>Another Sequal lol
Are you a fucking real human being? How does this happen to something that must have been, at one point of history, an actual human creature?
THE FUCK fucking happened to you?

How much of a poorfag do you have to be to not have some semblance of a gaming PC?

EA made crysis 2 for the consoles (still released on PC tho) so its gameplay and graphics sucked harder. EA ordered this becasue Crysis 1 was the most pirated game in history because "I just wanna make sure it works on my rig" they rectified this for Crysis 3 that's why 1 and 3 are common benchmarks to this day (2080ti was the first consumer card to break 60fps at 4K Ultra Crysis 3)

>. EA ordered this becasue Crysis 1 was the most pirated game in history
imagine believing it
*snap*
Beside, Crysis 1 IS the episode that sold the most.

You and I both know Pathlogic 2 is a sequal to the 2005 game. They didn't put that 2 there because Sonic 2 had a big letter 2 on it's cover. The 2 there is not a reference to another game it's a sequal.

I don't believe it, that's what EA said when everyone asked why Crysis 2 sucks tho. They probably didn't buy 3 cause 2 sucked lol

from EA reports, Crysis 1 sold 3+ millions on PC
Crysis 2 sold a little bit more than 2 millions on PC PS3 X360 combined

GO WEB

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>threads like these actually exist

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So first of all, it's not a sequel. It's a complete remake and the 2 at the end is a piece of LEGENDARILY bad marketing on the teams side. Why do you talk about games that you clearly do not know ANYTHING about?
Why do you further prove my point yet still fucking act like I was wrong?
Again: What the fuck happened to you?

Why are Euros so autistic?

>euros
>it's $

Whoa, when did Daytona USA 2 get on the Steam store?

How's switch emulation going? Was gonna buy a switch but decided maybe it's finnaly time I built a strong PC. Also Ryzen 5 2600 or i5-9400f

>Switch

you unlock it after having 200 games on Steam.

Bf5 on pc is such a fucking hack infested shitshow. Every pc game is now. Few months playing bf5 on my pro and i love it. Such a huge difference. Smoke actually works now since those faggots cant wall. Positioning and flanking is everything. We actually exchange firefights. Its great.

Yeah Cause Pathlogic didn't totally get it's own HD remaster in 2015. How retarded are you

>buying intlel in 2019
enjoy your bogged down performance from security fixes

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Again: You have neither played, or followed the game and it's development even a little. Why the fuck did you think you can get away with talking about it?
Can you explain to me what you think "self-awareness" means?

>EA Game
>Blames entire industry
>hacking isn't a boogie man
You know people hack on playstation too right?

I5 9600k doesn't have Hyperthreading it's fine

>Be Russian
>make fun game in 2005
>be 2015
>remake fun game
>be 2019
>remake fun game again then split it into 3 parts
Ayup these indie devs you dickride are real good guys!

>You have neither played, or followed the game and it's development even a little. Why the fuck did you think you can get away with talking about it?
Yeah it's called judging a book buy it's cover retard. I do what I want. I don't follow irrelevant games, I don't use social media like some loser.

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Yeah it's called judging a book buy it's cover retard. I do what I want. I don't follow irrelevant games, I don't use social media like some loser.
Did you not realize that the saying is "do not judge a book by it's cover"? Did the fact that being poorly informed is a bad thing completely fly over your head?
And if you clearly do not know anything about it, what exactly makes you think you can talk about it?

Again and again we are coming around to the same old problem.
What is wrong with you? What happened to you that it actually destroyed any semblance of humanity in you?

>destroyed your humanity
Can you even go 3 days without electric you subhuman? It's a 6/10 Videogame, my humanity is higher than yours
>do not judge a book by it's cover
Literally something ugly bitches use as a tinder bio. I not do choose what I like because of Idioms. If a game is so poorly marketed that the 2 is there dispite it not being actually being sequal then why would I have any confidence in a dev that can't count.

Ill take the rare modded controller or xim over the horde of pc cheating faggots any day.

>Can you even go 3 days without electric you subhuman? It's a 6/10 Videogame, my humanity is higher than yours
You are LITERALLY saying here that being uninformed is a virtue. And continuously LYING about a game you know absolutely nothing about. And you do not see a problem with that.
No.
You are not a human being. You lack a critical quality: basic self-awareness. You are actually, factually broken, and as a consequence, useless, in fact a burden on this world.

>If a game is so poorly marketed that the 2 is there dispite it not being actually being sequal then why would I have any confidence in a dev that can't count.
Also, I wanted to let it pass, but you clearly have severe problems with most basic spelling. "by" not "buy", "sequel" not "sequal". And while I will not deny the fact that Pathologic 2, much like other games by IPL, has been exceptionally poorly marketed, again:
YOU LITERALLY argue that ignorance is a virtue, and you still have not even apologized for talking about shit you clearly did not know anything about.
And all of that is on the TOP of you actually proving your original point (there are no good Indie games, they are all retro-shit...) wrong yourself a couple posts above.

>Get shot by a mouse
>blame hacking
*clap*

>You are LITERALLY saying here that being uninformed is a virtue. And continuously LYING about a game you know absolutely nothing about. And you do not see a problem with that.
I know plenty on this shit now. I read several pages of steam reviews, clunky broken early access garbage with a decent story. That's how it goes.
You're so mad over someone making fun of a gam lol. Videogames are a burden on this world they were supposed to be virtual versions of chess but instead people get emotionally attracted to it and cry. Imagine me saying
>You are not a human being. You lack a critical quality: basic self-awareness. You are actually, factually broken, and as a consequence, useless, in fact a burden on this world.
To you when you said you don't like Baseball, grow up.
>Also, I wanted to let it pass, but you clearly have severe problems with most basic spelling. "by" not "buy", "sequel" not "sequal".
"I don't need to proofread what I send to retards, they do it for me!"
>YOU LITERALLY argue that ignorance is a virtue, and you still have not even apologized for talking about shit you clearly did not know anything about.
You're right. I'm sorry you're a nigger.
>And all of that is on the TOP of you actually proving your original point (there are no good Indie games, they are all retro-shit...) wrong yourself a couple posts above.
You've only proven that the people who only like indie games have awful taste when you've been trying to shill a VN with stealth elements to me

I don't give a fuck what you think of the game. What absolutely amazes me is how the fuck did you get this "far" in your life without learning shit like "don't talk about shit you don't know anything about" or "being ignorant is not something to be proud about". Because again, these are some of the most fundamental notions any human being MUST fucking acknowledge.

>You've only proven that the people who only like indie games have awful taste when you've been trying to shill a VN with stealth elements to me
Are you having a stroke? Because around this point, you are actually rambling absolutely incomprehensibly. Where did I ever state that I only like indie games? And what "VN with stealth elements" are you fucking talking about?

And again: do you not actually feel embarrased about people having to fucking correct every single sentence you type?
Is "basic literacy" another thing you think only tumblerinas value?

I see too much autism, let's reel this back. What porn games would you WANT to be on Steam?

>And all of that is on the TOP of you actually proving your original point (there are no good Indie games, they are all retro-shit...) wrong yourself a couple posts above.
That's not what I said dumbass, I never said there was no good indie games I said
>There has never been an Indie game made after 2010 that is as good as Swat 4 from 2005. All of it serves to appeal to retro games fans, niche genre fans and nerds.
All these things stated are fact.
It's quite simple, in the real world there's 1 real law. Talk shit get hit. I'm a fighter I say what the fuck I please. Ignorance is literally bliss dumbass. If you had an IQ over 85 you'd know that no one gives a shit how you spell something, spelling ability isn't a sign of intelligence, it's actaully a display of memorization skills.
>And what "VN with stealth elements" are you fucking talking about?
Pathlogic 2, please try and keep up.
>And again: do you not actually feel embarrased about people having to fucking correct every single sentence you type?
>Is "basic literacy" another thing you think only tumblerinas value?
No but thinking criticizing my ability to give enough of a shit to use the auto correct as a means to discredit my properly structured argument is pretty Tumblr, Goebbels.

Custer's Revenge, damn that bitch got a phat ass

FullFlap collection

Tails get spanked: All Stars.

>I never said there was no good indie games I said
You also said that indie games that have a publisher aren't indie, so you literally do not know what "indie" means.

>All these things stated are fact.
No, they are not. You have not established criteria for judgement - there are definitely indie games with more with a lot more depth, complexity, and better crafted than SWAT4. Gaming in general has been focused on nerds for vast majority of it's history, and SWAT4 was one of the games made to appeal to nerds, so I have no idea how you thought that would be a valid argument.

>It's quite simple, in the real world there's 1 real law. Talk shit get hit
You said you are 26, right? How do you fucking live this long and not fucking shrivel with embarrassement typing that shit?
Do you not READ? Like - ever? Because not knowing how to spell basic words is not a "I'm too cool for memorization": it just screams that you miss yet another basic set of skills required from anyone who isn't deemed a burden of the state.

>Pathlogic 2, please try and keep up.
It's hard to keep up when you are raving. Pathologic 2 is a lot of things, but definitely not a VN, and while it does feature, among other things, stealth, it's easily and by far the least prominent feature.
I would also like to point out the amazing irony of you trying to shit over it while praising fucking SOMA. You know, a walking sim?

>No but thinking criticizing my ability to give enough of a shit to use the auto correct as a means to discredit my properly structured argument is pretty Tumblr,
Aside from that sentence hurting my brain (again, are you functionally illiterate?), you have not provided an argument. See above. Fuck, you yourself listed a bunch of games that CLEARLY prove your own argument wrong.

Next steam sale date can be found here: criticecho.com/steam-sale-dates/

Sure 99% of the titles we get are absolutely trash. But pc gets THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS of them per year. So you see more "hidden gems" like undertale, technomancer, enter the gungeon, binding of isaac, and many others.

Bros, please... i need ck2 song of abraham and rome dlc to complete the game but i havent got enough monies... pls if u have some coins

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>soma
It's slightly scary, it's a scary movie game just like outlast what do you want from me a game doesn't have to be complex to be good people still play PacMan.
>appeal to nerds
Why do you think that's a bad thing nerds have good taste in games. Problem is shit like undertale isnt made for nerds its made for virgins. Nerds play fun games, Tumblr Virgins play games that are "deep" and "innovative"
>clearly can't spell blah blah blah
Literally this is the worse hill to die on. You speak and act like an ESL. I speak 2 languages. English fluently, Spanish 2nd, very poorly. English is a shit whole language with busted ass rules people have been pretending mattered. I before E except after C is usually true except with it isn't. Y can be used as a vowel when someone making up a feels like it. Spanish? Spanish has rules and formats to the point where every word becomes 5 diffent tenses with 2 sets per gender. Literally spelling means fuck all because you don't know if I typed "read" or "read" 2 different words good luck. English still is supeior tho

>It's slightly scary, it's a scary movie game just like outlast what do you want from me
Ideally, to die. But shutting the fuck up and getting some fucking perspective would be a good start.
I don't mind Soma, I just find it hillarious that you try to shit on Pathologic 2, which is actually properly mechanic-focused game with quite some degree of depth and very serious challenge for being a "VN" but you seem to view Soma favorably. It's just so fucking painfully hypocritical it hurts.

And again, I don't give a fuck what you like or don't like. But I want to fucking get a grip, so that you are not an insufferable pain to deal with to anyone who has to encounter you.

>Problem is shit like undertale isnt made for nerds its made for virgins. Nerds play fun games, Tumblr Virgins play games that are "deep" and "innovative"
You are not only directly contradicting yourself again, but also going on a completely irrelevant and unrelated tangent on top of that. Also, trying to make innovation to be a bad thing makes me once again wonder what kind of value system do you have. I think you may have literally EVERYTHING backwards.

>Literally this is the worse hill to die on. You speak and act like an ESL. I speak 2 languages. English fluently,
No. I can assure you, you do not speak english fluently. You are barely comprehensible. And I don't give two shits about how many languages you speak. Or what you think about english spelling. Again: you are iliterate. Don't expect to be ever taken seriously if you can't fucking spell most basic and common words. It shows that you are dumb.